EE A ARI. ob RRR Entertaining an Author, Forty vears England had its the winter's recreations, & course fans and men distinguished in literature. Hospitality lecturer, and was a notabis m become their guest, Riclurd H. Dana, “Two Years story illustrative Was not infrequently, if ul, several vited him to The late author of Mast,” used of the effort made their distinguisl Before to tell a by hosts to entertain hed guests aud then walked home with president the lyceum, After a long silence, the farmer said, — “Mr. Dana, 1 believe you wrote a Bok onee 2”? “Yes. ™ “Waal, I never read it myself; folks have, though.” Dead silence again fell upon the two until their arrival at the farmer’s house where Mr. Dana was introduced to the invalid wife, lecture. “My dear,” lieve you've read Mr. Dana's book ?” The wife stared, then recovered her- self, and answered, — “I b'lieve I've heard speak of it.” Apples were brought in, and them eame the the farmer's daughter, a little black-eved,sharp-looking school- girl. ‘isusan town of ” Liza, aid the farmer, “you've read Mr. Before the Mast,” | “No, lied Susan "Liza. There dead silence till bedtime wmven't you?” sir Teach it to take its seat quit tly. To use l "ne cast vint £14 To wait patiently To answ To say 1f forgotten artic its napkin properly. fo be Bers ed. ptly. you. asked to leave the table for do so at once. Never to interrapt tradict. Never food, such as and how he did bleed,” to make remarks about ‘] saw that turkey killed, as I once COPYRIGHT 1691 from Catarrh. — your sufferines go about it in the That is, if you right way. There are plenty of wrong ways, | that perhaps you've found out. They may relicve for a time, but { they don't cure, ' Worse yet, they may drive the | disease to the lungs. You can’t | afford to experiment. But there is a right way, and ( sure way, that does cure. Thou- | sands of otherwise hopeless cases have proved it. It’s with Dr. Sa~c's Catarrh Remedy. by its mild, ! soothing, cleansing and heal properties, it permanently cures the worst chronic cases. Catarrhal Headache, “Cold in the Head | everything catarrhal in its nature, { is cured as if by magic. It’s a way so sure that the pro- | prictors of Dr. Sage’s Remedy { offer, in good faith, $500 for a | case of Catarrh which they can- | not cure. If it’s sure enough for them to make the offer, it’s sure enough for you to make the trial They risk $500. What do you ‘a risk 7 ng 3" | Sheridan's Condition Powders — v | AM ERICAN 4 ATARRH RURE One Bottle Cares, iru dinner. Teach order. Not to handle bread or to drop it on the cloth and floor. the « Excuse me, at hostess when To always say, hen please, to the mother w to | the lady or if leaving the table before the rest of the party. To fold its napkin and to put back its chair or push it close to the table before leaving. And after leaving the return home, and visiting, able not to one of these rules, and are in no way priggish, but are simply well-behaved, delightful companions, and they owe it all to their mother’s careful training from babyhood. Will Fight to a Finish, As long as the fight lasts among the wall paper manufacturers, the Fidelity | Wall Paper Co., of No. 12 N. 11th St, Philadelphia, will give the public the advantage of the drop in prices. We get this from them direct. Send four two cent stamps for samples of their | 8, 10 and 12 cent gilts, Flower pots are made of papar. 43 56 “August Flower” “* I have been afflict- | ‘ed with bilicusness | ‘and constipation | for fifteen years; Biliousness, Constipation, . ‘ tomach » ‘ another prepara- ‘‘ tion was suggested *‘ tome and tried but | ‘“to no purpose. At last a Riend | ** recommended August Flower. “* took it according to directions and “its effects were wonderful, reliev- “ing me of those disagreeable ** stomach pains which I had been | “troubled with so long. Words ‘“cannot describe the admiration “in which I hold your August “ Flower—it has given me a new “‘ lease of life, which before was a “ burden. Such a medicine is a ben- ** efaction to humanity, and its good “qualities and 9, wonderful mer- Jesse Barker, its should be Printer, “made known to Himbalet ‘everyone suffer- G. G. GREEN, Sole tweens Pains. ing with dyspep- ‘‘sia or biliousness Ely ly’s Cre am Boi WILL CURE CALA RH 2 LD me HEM af FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP bas been gend by hers for thelr oh while Td SOO es £ all pain, cure remedy for win 4 CRW, and is 0e Lest barr Twenty-2 PUI ve Conta a Bottle, ONO I JN Ww 7 ANTED ~~ R GANIZERS FOR A WELL established Seven Ye it Endowment Order, chartered under the laws of Pennsylvania The only Fraternal and Beneficial ing dans to i's members ATION FEATURES COMBINED WITH SICK BENEFITS. Liberal induc-ments to 00d canvassers, Address W. H. Neilwon, Supreme 8 rotary, 1312 Chestnut Street, Phila deliphia, Pa ( NE BOTTLE OF TONTI WILL DEVELOP ; the bust five inches in 3 d AYS, OF money re. funded ; price 2. wit! beautify the complexion and eure consumption : send Sam s for circular. | MRS DR. MILLER, 10[8C hestout t.. Phila. Pa MIK$LIO] « ond a sold § gold ring to any part ofthe U. 8. BERT SAUPPE, Reading, Fa. PATENTS | HOME STUDY, BOOK-KBEP ING, Business 4 forma, Peamanaeliip, Arithonelic 85 ort hand, ele , TROROUGHLY Tavonr sy MAIL. Giretiars frre. Bryant's College, 457 Main .« Buftalo, N. XY. | AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY. ! or comm isdon to handle the New Patent Chemical { Ink Erasing Pencil, Age.ts making $80 per week, | Me Brae Fraser i x Co. La Crosse, a Box 81. mOTIATE pet well and keep well, Health Helper tells how, 50 ote. a year, Sample copy Cw. 7. Fe w Vashington, D.C, 0-page book free | Wax, Nunvors, CURED 70 STAY CURED, '& ASTHMA xa E117 Sa liof | U. 8. also me. Dr, a i. DY R, Rdiior, Buffalo, N.Y. "HAY FEVE We want the name and ad dress of every sufferer inthe U.S. and Canada. Address —— B., Bulla, KL. KIDDER'S PASTILLES.""™ x mai Bowl & Ca EE. pwards of 5,000 sold i A FORTUNE Ni IT rion in two yonrs, JOT § companies oe HOUBLE WASHER, Ad: for iy ondert JONAS lL. KNOLL, Lesaxon, Pa ASA. Edison i$ NOW at work on an “elecirie | motor to rep ae the oidinary locomo- tive. It is designed to take up electrici- ty from a central rat! and to develop at least one thousand horse power, The French have planted works at Havre, France, for utilizing the ebb and flow of the tide to work turbine wheels to een: rate power for the dynamos to supply Parts with light. A recent vestion She used nt i person the a engine by sine pushing an electric bution To all who suller from catarrh, whether in small or great degree: Do not allow this treacherous disease to con tinue 18 cours lable to develop into bronchitis, or cousump- tion, that most dreaded destroyer of human life. Catarrh is a disease of the shmply of the nose and throat, every part of Lue system, way to cure catarrh is to tak. & remedy will reach the disease through the blood, is Just what Hood s Sarsaparilia does, and ths is the secret of Its success In curing eatarrh, It expels the sustains catarrh, sveteam and The blood reaches se and gives maintain § Sold by all druggists. 81; six for $5. Prepared by C. 1. HOOD & CO, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar, i i i i “1 have suffered with eatarrh in my head for and pald out handreds of dollars for have herclolore reecived only Lnporary relief. Hood s ar-apari Ian helped that my catarrh Is nearly cured, woakness of my body is a] gone, my appe- is godin £ et, 1 fel Hike another person, Hood's Barsaparilla is the best medicine | have Mus. A. Cussixguasm, Providence, R.1 “For several yeays I have been troubled with that terribly disagreeable disease, catarth, I very best re- continual dropping in my throat, and stuffed-up feeling. 11 has also helped my mother, who has taken it lor run down state of Bealth and kidney trouble.” Mus. | B.D, Hearn, Putn It cured me of that am, Conn, six for #5. Prepared | Mass, Dollar. §l. Lowell, 100 Doses One “Pa, how do you scalp?” sald the lo- dian boy to Oyster-that-laughs, “First cate your hair,” senteutiou ly replied the noble red man, UNNECRSSARY — Barker—*8ay, hold on, old man—here's oue of those talk- ing machines—I want you to hear i," Harker—**No; I'm going on my wile 8 walt. ug for me.” ctl sn—— A MEAN JUDGE.~Judge—*How old are you wadsm?’ Witness—*1've seen eighteen sum- mers,’ Judge—** And eighteen winters—thir- ty-six, Mr. © erk.” ——— IT WAS, BY THAT TIME, —*'Well,”’ sald Chapple, as he and the Earl of Bkip- about paced the dec the day after LL graybound salled, ‘*what do you think of America?” “I's out of sight, n Earl, diplomatically, commenti om F home said the Women's WAYS, Ms Lhirew What does hia gol 4 Dew dies Lie] round Uo Ww j Ble “rigs i Baa “liarkins peighibor down al 14s "yy bor has ureey of I ankegiving all ing mixed turks va's [ | ing & ! mer, and lurk { Liat with the * Le Ol od, " a wt Syrup of Figs, and 5 COIS of i Isxative ruin fig vir pl ben the iif nedicinal Produerd {i | tious JUI0e « § C the 1 to BYES on om with ues Kpown De 1nd to 3 5 , sota gently 3 auman 8 1 bowe i neve, liver the ah tually n, cleansing ng hab system, and dispells and headaches, curing itaal CONS IPAON. A peach growa at ilvania, Ga , weighed eigliteen ounces and measured thirteen Inches In crrenmferencs - licen Mr Frederick § Rognaw, Mich gan, wiites: | am in due r oeipt of your and note, that yo i like to iomrn my opinion on St. Bernard Vegetable Pills with pieassure since | oun attest : been of good service § mo the St Be ar! Vegetable Pllis | was very i aflicted with stoma bh disorders, could Bot enjoy my night-rest and was troubled with | turbuient dreams Upon receipt of the SL i Beraard Vegetable P lis. took one pill each j might and aller ght days. my troubles loft me. Acoopi uo ¥ best thank - for the pila -—— Sealskins are now sold at Vancouver, British Columbia, for £20 e.ch, and price; are st -adily advancing Wise Mothers i Use Dr. Hoxsie’s Certain Croup Care, the only {| remedy In the world t atl will cure 8 violent case of croup in hall an hour. No opium, ! Sold by drusgists or malied on receipi of Hoots, Address A F. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. i Pin Hook, Hog Eye, Rabbxr Neck i and Hole-In-the-ground are names of a few of the postoflices in Missourl E. A. ROOD Tol edo, Ohio, says: “Hall's | Catarrh Cute cured my wife of eatarrh fifteen | years ago and she has had po returs of it. It's | & sure cure. Had LY Vruggista, 7 90, ump steno In Paris it is required that every vehicle traversing its streets at night if { only a Wheelbarrow, shall carry a lamp. Ry bh fetior Wo that they bave FP: lor to my receiv. i uch | RUPTURE, ! Jae Db Genschelmar, of Cla ton, N have been Lthorog | 4 cured of WA rupture hy Dr. J. B. Mayer, $31 ; Areh BL, Phila fa do the hardest Kind of 1.1 ing and wear no truss, Go to ses him, ‘Dr. | Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Peun, i Reading, Pa. on the 2d Saturday and lollow: | ing Sunday of each month, { In Alaska huge brown bears, driven to fury and desperation by the little ! Alaskan mosquito, finally tear their | flesh and die in agony, The popularity which Hood's Sarsaparilla has gained as a spring medicine is wonderful, It possesses just those elements of heath giving, blood purifying and appetiterestoring ; Which everybody seems to need at this seasou. Be sure to get Hood's Sarsapariila. A, The amber of eggs oa, six-pound {eel in N November is fully nine million; | under the microscope they measure eighs | ty to the linear inch, Cann's Mianey Cure for Dropay, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Distases, pH | ousn . Cure guaranteed. Arch Sireet, Philad’a. $1 a io) 6 for §6, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures, ‘Iry ! A SSH Thomas Sande. s, of Hart County, Ga, who £ said to be over 00 years oid, : is alas said to have never been five miles away from lis 3 bowie, All Fie tree by Dr. Kilne's Gros ETERS VE OUS Cures, Fit cases Sobor, The railway mal service mail service began on hin postal oars were Northwestern ft. August 28, run on the Chicago and ’ i i i i HU AM JR Us, i Eaten out of house and home-Picnic | lunches, | The *‘‘words that burn'’ go into the waste-pajer basket frst, Experience 1s the cream of lhife—but it sours with age. “Mr. Enpeque has run away with his wife,” “That was a shrewed move.” no ocala “What an old paper weight you have!” “Yes, It's muy wife's first bis- cuit.” The best way to prevent rain is to get everything realy to plant turnips, fometimes power, will baking The stoutest soldier quail before his wife's she ‘has waited uvt to add It w The woman who say age ' Is very carelu Ler own, " JOT wig bt call “The Chine q TR0Ce, a i I never have groaned p ey. “You ur 1 have | 4 ; ’" i ye ali It's al add i 5 ——————————— family tiee caunut The ————————————— w's pever had a sbot ————— Solomon was 8 great jorls di.n’t believe io sphittiug t. but he Li 304, all farmers, bat s just the same, Dentists are they live off ¢ not ACG T s——— $ fs uillds man's heart batches iis Hope b a uest in “re disappointwent brood, —————— It has been dQiscoversd Comes oul of a Larrel vrgau that music in s.ave., 1 like« to own a man’s ilkes to own her own, It 1s said the Czar never shaves, but most people know be has bad many a close shave, airy Although a g love, she never When ‘hey say the bride's costume Was a dream do they mean Lo Imply that it was uu illusion? The somersauit arusis in the clrcus take turns in their work: switchman to flag at bis work. A midnight Bre well deserves the honor of being the latest thing out. - The dogs have had their day, and now the leaves will have thelr turn, think, They haven't got sense enough. “I am closing out my entire stock,” ud the farmer, as he put up a wire fence, The person who is chased by a bear has proof positive that trouble’s a brew. in’, The covnterfeiter is satisfied if he can spend money as fast as he can make it A “promising man” is notalwaysthe one on whom the most rellance can be placed, When a man 0 weighs his woids, though they way be few, they are not found wanting, Photographer —*‘Now, look pleasant, please.’ Customer—*It is quite impossible, gir. I'm a ticket agent io a railroad office.” He-'*Are you sure you care for me?" She—*'1 wish you wouldn't be so sus- pleious, Have I asked yet to see your bank book?" Age before beauty After time has turned it Into Antiquity, pecy Joshle way 4 crazy over the ugliest article make . Sn — Miss Dorcas" Have the poor any pleasure, think you?" The phenomenon of weeping tiee is caused by the presence of myriads of small ins cis called leaf hoppers, which have the hubit of ejecling honey dew, £1vi og the effect Jf weeping, The nn tives in parts where the trees are infest ed with these jusects, ure as a rule very superstitious about them, and atiribule to them deathi-dealiug powers over those thal waik under them. Tom Btarr, the Cherokee desperado, been celebrated by the Cherokee Nation, was Lhe only man with whom tion ever made a special That was over twenty-five when, al the age of seventy, tired of his iife of outlawry, bi Lae Yeas ago, he became The Chinese Minister at Washington weirs a hat in which there is one of the finest cpals, as large a8 nn plgeon’s egg, surrounded by diamonds, The value of the hat is stated to be £5500, ville, Ill , was about to put on herg fire, The chain weighed eight weights and was only half the coal, one end hanging loose, penny- The ruins of Bluebeard’s said to still remain ina lone'y tain road pear Interlaken, Switzerland. {lupe ses of about sll No WOIL ER nan a beautifully ng poss Rp : nat by mail to 2 trated bo most rar 3 forms of female ive will it 4 C0} ol “Cuide to Heaith and Etiquette,” E. Pinkham. Tho Wig i by Lydia Pinkhar treatment } Send ups io cover postage n you write for the { book / confidence | LYDIA E. PINKHANM MED, CO. Lyun, Mas, - TAKE CARE! JACOBS OIL, CURES o. Throng 1000 AGENTS WAN] E EOF CHRIST. ” iy R40) + * - 1. Fede CAL PUB. CO., Px A Pa. ion notion to taste It is an old-fash that medicire | bad to do any good. Scott's Emulsion 145 is cod- liver oil with its fish-fat taste % lost—nothing is lost but the taste, This is more than a mat- ter of comfort. Agreeable taste is always a help to di- gestion. A sickening taste 1s always hindrance. There is only harm in taking cod-liver oil unless you digest it. Avoid the taste, Scorr & Bown, Chemists, 132 South oth Avenue, New York. Your drags keeps Soot’ Fanuls Gibail druggists everywhere do, $f. © m of cod. liver The liver, the kidneys, the heart, the important organs the preservation of lif it is iberefore the duty of every ne who cates at all fo keep them In a good Bat while the heart, the iinary constito. rondition as possible, lungs and the stomach in an or without stopping in thelr work, very sensitive organ. The least interrup- tion in its activity is noticed at once in a most disagreeable manner, plications may arise therefrom, for which the physicians have of long ladn names, and which, attended to promptly, are followed by long and painfol diseases and frequently by death. Ordipary people usually ¢ ass all these diseases under the genesal name of liver complaint, T.elr symptoms oan be easily recognized. A yellow color of the skin, particularly of the white of the eve, 8 disagreeadly bitter bilous taste a thiekiy-coated tongae, loss of appe- these are un. failing signs that the liver 1s out of order. As #00 at one or more of these avmploms appear it is nocessary, in order to prevent a serioas sickness, {0 remove from the liver all super. flunus bile and #11 waste matter, to pr anote the free olreulation | { the blood, and to gently stimulate the capricions appetite. There Is no better remedy to ae omplish this purpose than St. Ber ard Vegetable Pils, whic hive becn justly celebrated for a lo mg time, They are iwwepared axglusively from the hes! medic nal serbs of the Alps, whose healing ingrecients are made up by competent persons in the form of pitls without the the admixture of any min. eral substances, The Si. Bernard Vegetable Pills can be obtained from any first-class d ge. gist. I your druggists haven't them, send 5 cents to “St. Berxann © Box Mi6, New York Clty, and you will receive same postpaid Ly re- turn matl. ANAKESIS gives in stant relief and is an INFALLIBLE CURE for PILES, Prices ¢l;at sis by or apa New York Ony. Mis Aun Thrupe "Oh, ses. They criticise the characters of the rid ® “Do as I say,’ thundered an ang father. “My will shall be law." Sug, ® then, I'l bet it wan't dravn by a law. | sor,” returned Lis son. In Maryland they were feeding the peadhte to hogs, wo sbundagt was be o @ "E SMALLEST PILL IN THE woRLD! 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