A Towa Lat Frees, TI had heard about the man in Kansas who was giving away town lots fros, and one day I left the traio at a small station and hired a man to drive me over to the site of the future greut city, I found a sixtyv-acre farm stoked out into lots twenty feet front by fifty deep, but only one house and one parson was in sight. Tle house was a far enbin, sud the person was the owner of it and the one 1 wanted to see “Come for a lot?” Le asked as we | Out of Sorts A laweuit about a copyright is not a Doseribes a feeling peculiar to parsons of dys. | i Louk -cuse, peptic temdency. or caused by change of climate, ee ? | — Saason or life. The stomach is out of order, the | When aman pulls down the shade headaches or does not fel right, | And jerks it off the rollec he gets a cur- The Nerves | tain lecture, seem strained to thelr utmost, the mind Is con- fused and irritable, This condition finds an ex cellent eorrective in Hood's Siv<ariila, whieh, “ vs ty i 3 5 by its regulationg and toning powers, soon re it tak # blacksmith to make a a - 1" stores harmony to the system, and gives | felloe tired. strength of mind, nerves, and body. i drove up { ’ : CoPyRILHT 1890" “Yes, in case my information 13 cor Hood's Sarsaparilla : tect, Do you give them away?” Sold by all drugeists. $1;six for $5. Prepared | of your money, if you get neither | hours a day. *I do.” only by C. L. HOOD & CU., Lowell, Mass. benefit nor cure. Risky terms for | “I had heard su,~ 100 Doses One Dollar, the doctor, but safe and sure for the | "Go right out and select any one you m——————————— atient,. Eve thing to gain, noth- like. Those selected are marked with | ing to lose. Theres Se ns BOLL ved stakes: those not vet taken by black cine of its class that's sold on these | ones. iti j Sok = wilk woind. and de. s conditions -just one that cowld bo Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis- selection, and he found the number, snd said: covery. It’s a peculiar way to sell “You want an abstract of title, of it—but it's a peculiar medicine, course. Here it is, and the fos is $3." It's the guaranteed remedy for all | than be telis, thereare fifty who tell When I had received it he hunted Blood, Skin and Scalp diseases, | Wore thas they know, out a deed Rieudy Signed, and filled from a common blotch or eruption ion my name in, called in the teamster and to the worst Scrofula. It cleanses, Who was the author of the saying, purifies and enriches the blood, and | ‘There is always room at the top?” bis wife for witnesses, and said: “Here is your deed. 1'il have to . lm : ) 1» cures Salt-rheum, Tetter, Eczema, | he hotel clerk, I believe, Erysipelas, and all manner of blood- tcharge ®1 for tha I paid the sum named, sud Le thed ——— got a Lig book, and said taints, from whatever cause. It | Earth has no joy like unto that of costs you nothing if it doesn’t help | the woman who has made eighteen you. The only question is, whether “You want it recorded, of course. | Cll | calls and 1ound everybody out. you want to be helped. | am the County Clerk. cording is £3.” ———— I had it duly recorded, and just thed “i . . . | If all the people knew what they Golden Medical Discovery ” is | were talking about there wouldn’t be the cheapest blood - purifier sold, | through druggists, Poriier you dinher was ready. He invited me te sit down, but when we were through, nearly #0 much said as there is now. only pay for the good you get. Can you ask more ? be said: My charge for dinner is 73 cents, It is sometimes safer fora man to i complete a round of pleasure than it The Discovery ” acts well all the year round. 16 taxes on your lot will Ui due next is for him to make things square af- the World's Dispensary week, aud you had Deiter leave the money. The amount is $1.75, and my | terwards Association, at 663 Main Juffalo, N. Y. Nothing Else Will Do It. We have volumes of evidence to prove that S. 8S, 8 is the only permanent cure for contagious Blood Taint. 1 suffered for five years with the |I then commenced taking Bwitvs worst form of blood poison, during | Bpecific (8.8.8), and in a few mons 1 whieh time I was at. was entirely cured and tended by the best phy to this great medicine sialans I could find, and ’ S do I attribute my re tried numbers of proprie. { Peer, covery. ‘This was over tary medicines without S 0 two years ago, aod I Is as near infallible as it is possible for a medicine io be in the cure of Blood poisen co ——————————————" “Speaking of work,” sald Bloggs, ———————— The watch is no longer an emblem of |’ A prompt return | modern labor, It works twenty-four ————————— any beacficial results. 1 have bad no returns or oentinued to grow worse any effects of the dis. all this time, until my ease since, and skin is oday as hi | whole system was de. stroyed by the vile dis. us anybody's. — Willisgs eases, my tongue and Bowers, Covington, 0, throat having great holes caused by it. | 9 Books o= Bleed sad kin Diseases fres, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ca. Whenever two peorle fin it neces- sary toagiee on their rights, there’s | going to be trouble, NAME OLD STRUGGLE -* Now, John,” said the je s3imist’s wite, who had per- uaded him to go to the circus, “1do hope you will try to throw aside all care and enjoy yourself.” ‘I have, Maria,” he peplied as he gazed at the contortionist; “but there it is again, the sume old struggle to make both ends meet.” Sst Ap—— BASEBALL NOTE. —“There is more growing done by that pine than by uny other.” “What nive is that?” “The canine,”’ so ——————— The story that comes from St. Jo- seph, Mo., abouta J-months-old baby with a beard 18 inches long is not exact. ly a bare-faced le, but it would be if it were shaved. mean Lydia Pinkham's warning to mothers should be heeded by all, and “Guide to Health and Etiquette * heeded by every Mother and Daugh- ter in the elvilized world. { Itisonly when he brings In his bill {that the physician dec ares himself in | favor of high heals, For every man who knows more 1 The fee for re “ sonnei A, Wp The Caspian Sea is the lowest body of water. Re Pia equally Made by Medical | Street, Your health is a citadel The winter's storms are the cominission for receipting will ‘be 25 cents.” I paid Lim the sum named, and wa# When you decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla | do not be induced to buy some substitute prep. sbout to get iuto the wagon when he | Faid : | aration, which clerks may claim is “as good as —— As, It Is surprising how many good things | & man reads in the course of an even- i ing that should teach a lesson to his neighbors, Tha yee : “The charge fot bringing you over | Hood's.” lar merit of Hood's SBarsa- and taking you back is $2. Half be longs to me, as I own the wagon, One dollar, please.” “Can you think of anything further?” 1 asked as I bauded him the dollar, "Well, you'll have to stop at junction about four hours before the Eastern train comes along. testaurant there, can.” I'lease eat all Therefore insist Diz s'eamships use 466 pounds of coal Catarrh Can't Be Cared APPLICATIONS as they cannot f Lhe dinsuse and in to LOCAL order “paid you $13.75 for a lot you sdvertiee to give away free. How munch de call this land worth and acre?” “All of six dollars, sir, fered five and wouldn't take it.” “Then I've paid you more than va tnongh to bury a couple of cows on! “Exactly, sir—exactly, and I cons gratnlate yon on your barbain.” “Then you don’t call it a swindle?” “No, sir! No, sir! West for less than $14 isn't straight, and, Mr. Tompkios, 1'd advise you te keep an eve on him going back, and sce and Lilk you out of your dollar I~ New York Sur HFPut Your in His Vince." experience of them. A Boston ter, one who presides flourishing church, and “lends a hand” in all good enterprises, was to in Providence, und spent the night be fore with a friend In & village mi distant, walking to Provide: Sunday morning. Lungry, be stopped at al ide, rang the bell motheriy-looking woman mits 0s iwuse by t and who ways “Well,” she an you can; but it doer soem as thongh a big, stout man like yon wight earn a living by work and not beg for it,” He has Leen very con giderate of tramps cver since — and a slice of bread, swered, *1 suppose A STRANGE C:*8E.—~Young Doctor I was just going around to see your Lrother. How is he this morning? Patron - He 1s no better, Young Doctor - What? No better? That is certainly very strange! The pre scription I gave him contained over forty things . CRUSHED AGAIN.-Editor-Who wrote ths article, Reporter —1 iadited day. Editor—Oh, did you? Well, it’s bad enough to have Leen indicted six mouths ago. Good morni g. it, sir, yester- Ga 1 Syrup’ House, Lewiston, and the Tontine Hotel, Brunswick, Me. Hotel men meet the world as it comes and goes, and are not slow in sizing people and things up for what they are worth. He says that he has lost a father and several brothers and sis- ters from Pulmonary Consumption, and is himself frequently troubled with colds, and he Hereditary often coughs enough to make him sick at Consumptionhis stomach. When- ever he has taken a cold of this kind he uses Boschee's German Syne: and it cures him every time. ere is a man who knows the full danger of lung trou- bles, and would therefore be most articular as to the medicine he used. What is his opinion? Listen! ‘1 use nothing but Boschee's German Syrup, and have advised, I presume, more than a hundred different per. sons to take it. They agree with me that it is the best cough syrip in the market.” Sold by druggists A scan New York has 3543 miblic Cann’s Kidney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve Kc. Cure guaranteed. street, Philad’a, $1 a bottle, 6 for $5, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures, Try it. 831 A Ho sins There are 2700 tiesin a mile on a i ! i “Feels Ten Times Better Than Eyer.” 18, TRG ———. —-— Women are ticket clerks on roads, PTU cured sc—— Feb. 0th, "91-8 rpople do RE. nol wileve | are oan % an as | was iy ruptured ars and Dr. J. B. Mayer Arch St trely cured me 5 years ag gives treatment at the of Pa, oo the 2nd Satu Kn it Go, Aer also . ‘enn. Reading, Ca month wel rday of There's a big Maine coast, FITS: opp | EE ——— nackerel rn on All Tita miopped free uy Dr. Kitne's Gres Nerve Hestorer, No Fitsalter ra day's ass. Mar. Selous cares, ‘Treatise and #40 (nal bostie free to Monte Carlo robs its victims of $0. 000 000 annually. Wu 'tEye-water. Drugyists sell at 350, per bottle Through tne Earth's Crust. An eight-inch well which is being sunk near this city by the Wheeler Im- provement Company in a search for oil or gas has reached, after several months o! boring, a depth of 4,100 feet. Both oil and gas his been struck throughout in paying quantities. has gone through revera quartz, iron and other minerals, Prof. J. C. White, State Geologist, who has watched the drilling elcsely, has succeeded in getting the (Govern- ment interested in it. The result is that after the well has been sunk to the numerous take up the work and, under the direc- tion of two expert officers of the Geologieal Barvey, drill into the earth as far as human skill can penetrate, The temperatire aud magnetic con- ditions will be observed ss far as possi- ble, sad by menus of an instrument constru for the purpose a complete record of the drilliog and all dicover:es made will be kept. This record will be placed in the Geological Barvey’s exhibit at the W.rid's Fur, and after. ward preserved at Washington. Prof, White and the Government officers say this will be of one of the most novel and important exhibits at the Fair, and will attract the attention of the scien- tists of the world.— Wheeling Intelli- gencer, Fifteen years ago thers were no oranges shipped from California, whils last year over three thousand carlonds were ex- ported, A lhminous buoy has been invented, the light of which is produced by phos phuret of calc'um, and is visible two and # half miles away, It tak:s shout three Steonis tor a message to go from one ¢ the lantic eable to the other. This is about seven hundred miles a second, NSO ENT 1810 ] Por internal and External Use, Stops Pat Cramem, InBammation In body or Bmb, Bie maggie i: sp. Asid ida, Oatarrh, Chod ars Mobi, Diareh ha fur ¥ back, Bf Jolnte and Strain eta poatpadd. LL 8 JOUN Boston, Meek, SENT FREE THIS MONTH TO MOTHERS SEND A POSTAL TO-DAY AND SY RETURN MAIL RECEIVE OUR v TWO PRIMERS Conraming Pasrre Pigrunse 1 by loving reared Neural fo rt ben hare NA OO, & Pal Of beautiful Be » have mothers wh INFANTS AN INVALIDS DYSPEPTICS CONVALESCENTS MORE CHILDREN ARE SUCCESSFULLY REARED ON RIDGE'S FOOD THAN ALL OTHERS COMBINED Jie sold throughout the civilised world as ean be secured al the drugstore where you trade ADVERT IB ING WOOLRICH & CO, PEPART MENT PALMER, MASS, Whea writing pleas mention this paper, ADORE ES » ” ily | me rrigelom J DONALD KENNEDY 0f Roxbury, Mass., says Horrid Old Sores, Deep- Seated Ulcers of 40 years’ i i i i i | i i i ' | i i “T'hat’s what relief from an tramp and got a i call for a nickel twenty-five-cent plece, Cler'eus: After all, honesty is the best policy. Cynicus: And, like the others, you can’t collect on it until you are dead. 1t takes a tramp a long, long Lime to break up a cord of wood; but it doesn’t takes long for a cord of wood to break up a tramp. make an allowance. many A married man should always has Lo masse a good —— He Well, it is growing late; I fear 1 must go, She—Oh, stay a little longer and see remarked the fence the young “My youth has flown.” the gid after witnessing Jumping contest between man and her pas bul dog. ———— Wife—~John, you often think your birdie during business of bours, i Husband —1 did today, A came off my vest. First Stodent—Y ou marvelous manuscript button sald you and then had a show i 3 Second Stadent— Well, mary ¢i? isn't that a — “The policemen are getting so they “What have they done now?" “Why, one of them pulled in a fire alarm this morning." That “all gone’ or faint feeling so prevalent with our best female population, quickly sue. i { i Thunder Humor, | Cancer that has taken | Price, $1.50. | cept and Canada. FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been used by mothers for their children while Teething for over Fifty Years, It soothes the o iid, softens the nd, Allare all pain, cures wind colic, and is the best remedy for disrrhoms, enty«five Cents n Bottle, i - HAY FEVE & ASTHMA SHY ann EL pres Care rein bast war 15 adi ndieating claims, Stly aloes PERRI Fi rues sop mmm. . Write for A. yr anmineron, D. Cicer mans, CURED TO STAY CURED, We want the name and ad- dress of every sufferer inthe U.S and Canada. Address P. Barold Ropes, KD, Buffnle, 5.1 Bowe, A A yellow hen with a blue ail is the suljet of an interesting lawsuit in an Alabama court. The receipts of the French Treasury ars larger than those of any other civil- ized country, An Italian has invented a new fuel prepared from lignite, It has been sat- istactorily used for running locomo- tives, Czar of Russia (just out of bed) What Jas Jocome of Mhderput? Eo our blacksmiths rR bs fresh rivels In t, Tired, but not weary—A wheel, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, It never falls, One stamp collection is valued at £100 000, Two-thirds of New York live in ten. ements, ONE ENJOYS Both the ssetiod aad saucy whet 0 en; and irabig io the taste, a Eve and Bowie, coats thesge CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CoO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. NEW YORK, N, ¥. coming enemy. You know that this enemy will sit down for five long months outside this citadel, and do its best to break in and destroy. Is this citadel garrisoned and provisioned? The garrison is your constitution. Is it vigorous or depleted? How long can it fight without help? Have you made provision for thg garrison by fur- nishing a supply of SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda? It lagging energies, in- creases the resisting powers against d 2, cures Con- sumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all Anamic and Wasting Diseases (especially in Children), keeps coughs and colds out, and so enables the constitution to hold the fort of health. Palatable as Milk. ig prescribe nd restores the f oy i Li i $n SC . 15Ca A Say NE CRAYON PORTRAIT Portrait Companies for free Ea buy it $n pr it $3.50, 6.in f licg a lree 2 "Ae f ee Ur t not ive you a § LYON ¢x% you buy a iframe from us, but ou mes are 1h tual price. Pfeiflfer's r"ortrait and Art store, 100 and 111 NN, Ninth St, Philadelphia, Pa, ll neeroe Mmarrje® e ] | nd Y© ontrefuseall: dr Advice to use SAPOLIO: risa? "solid cake of scouring soap, used for cleaning purposes I asked a majd if she would wed, And in my home her brightness shed; She faintly smiled and murmured low, “If I can have SAPOLIO.” — In Church, — Ethel— How harmo- | nious the color of everything is. Margarat—Y er, excepting the sexton Why doesn’t he wear stained glasses. £ Sa ay e No.a A Skin of Beaty is a Joy Forever DR.T, FELIX GOURAUDS {al Cream, or Magical beautifler Removes Tan, rimp- les, Free ies, Moth Pat hes Bash a rin dis cases, aod eYery ble. mish | beauty and defies de tection. It Bas stood the test of 40 years noother has, ar and is so : n harmiesy we faste I to be sure it properly made. Accept no counterfeit of similar name. The distinguished Dr, 1. A. Sa lady 2 he BAPYTON {a : you ia Ww use them, recom tend ‘Gonrand’'s Cream’ as the least harmful of all the kin preparations.” Also Poudre Bu btile removes superfivous hair without inary to the skin. FRRD. T. HOPKINS. Proprietor, © Great Jones Street, New York. - 5 For sale by ali dl sis and Faney G Brsic throughout U.S. Canada i = No Excited lady--Whs don’t you Inter fere to stop that dog fight, Bystander-~1 was jast a goin’ to, mum; but you kin caim v’r fears now. My dog i» on top ut last, mum. swe Besutifies the skin. otiwer cosine. Purifiesas well tie will de it Hungry Higzins--Say, boss, I haven't had a bite Lo eat for four days. Mudge (hurrying by)—-And I bave had to decline seven invitations to dig- ner lo the same period of time. Funny bow thiugs average up; isa’t 18, CHEAP DOCTORING, —— Anxious Mam. ma-~-Litte Dick Is upstairs, erying with the toothache, Practical Papa-—Take him around to the dentist's. *I haven’t any money." “You won't need any monev. The toothache will stop before you get ther." His LAST CROKE ~-**1 hope you will cut me down as soon as convenient af- ter the job is done,” sald the culprit to the hangman. “Why, what differencs can it make to you a'ter you are dead?" “Ah! my friend, you must remenber that suspense 1s worse than death." destroyer inlist, who is 1n demand for halls churches whose acoustic The spec and are He remedies the die ? gure Suis .s u'ty echo 18s a New York Ww
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