a ————————————— A Ah roost The man who invented ‘te English erease” in 4§pusers is qul'e well off, Are we te understand that his fortune is 1u- creasing. ————— “Do you bel eve the bad copper al- ways turns up?” ‘““Yes—after the fighting is done and his services are not need. d.” I snr. Cumso—"*Doctors seem to drink a good deal as a class,” Banks - ‘Yes, but they can hardly belp it. They have to treat people all the time, you know.” ‘TWAS A DARK SECRET. “What, my angel,” excla ms the young husband, bursting Into the ki ch- en, “doing the cooking yourself. What Is ity” “Why, Edgar, how foolish of you? How in the world do you expect me to tell until I see what it turus out. #”’ WANTED A CIIANGE, “What kind of a sandwich shall I help you to dear?” said Mrs, Enpeck to her husband at the church fair, “Anything but tongue will do,” he whispered belind his hat, —— Cann’s Xidiney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. S31 Arch Street, Philad’a. $1 a bottle, 6 for $3, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures, Try it. In Europe steel-tired wheels for rall- read cars are used more geuerally than In the United States, —— +O Ris All Fita stopped free by Dr. Kline's Grea ¢ Reatorer. No Fits alter frat day's ase. War- VEOUL cures, Tresilse aud $% 00 trial voile free to Fit cases. Sendio Ur. Kline $51 Arca St, Pha, Pa. Every cook should know how tostring I m— Rupture, FARRUARY 10th, 1861 —Thix is to certify that Er . B. Noll, of Limekiln P. 0, Berks County, + WAS ruptured for 5 years, and got entirely ¢ured of it 7 years ago by Dr. J. B. Mayer, il Areh Street. Dr. Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Pean, Reading, Pa. on the 2d Satur. day and following Sunday of each month. A churning sea around a vessel will make waves butt ‘er, es —— Jiaffiioted with soreeyes use Dr, Isaso Thompe ou 'sEye-water. Druggists sell at Sa. per Lottie Why should pawnbrokers be reviled? De they not keep thelr pledges. CE— 739 “German Syrup ““ We are six in fam- ‘Out of Sorts Deseribes a feeling peculiar to persons of dys. peptic tendency or caused by change of ell nate, season or life The stomach is out of order, the head aches or does not feel right, The Nerves seem strained to their utmost, the mind is con- fused and irritable, This condition finds an ex- cellent corrective in Hood’ 8 irsaparilla,wiilch, by its regulating and touing powers, soon re- stores harmony to the system, and gives that strencth of mind, nerves, and body, wh.ch makes one feel well, Hood's 8arsaparilla Sold by all drug ists. $1;six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOUD & CU., Lowel), Mass, 100 Doses One Dollar, 5 Uoeslir Foriume-iellar, The demzeus of Goshen, Indiana, wera considerably wrought up this week by the mysterious presence of a clairvoyant who bears the common: place name of Sam Reist. Sam is no home-made seer, but one who claims to araw a fresh store of inspiration from the Deity each morning, and the way he has foretold events and located lost treasures inspires the rural mind with the belief that he enjoys a partner- ship with some supernatural power, and is now engaged in the pleasing recreation of walking about for his health and wearing out his back-nuue ber personal apparel. All this sur- the average Goshen intellect marvels at and fails to penetrate. The inspired Samuel is gawky in appearance, boor- ish in manner, and in Chicago would be marked as a “jay;” but not so with the simple-minded Goshen people, who see in him a sort of Moses to lead them out of a mental wilderness. He is the last person, if appearances go for anything, who would be suspected of meeting favor with the gods, with his lean, lank and ungainly orm and no bead, the neck seemingly having grown nent organ from view. Yet the for- tune-teller is in high favor with Goshen by them. a seance and explains this by the in- genuous declaration that people do aot gained without price. One citizen, a Mr. Cripe, was directed by the fortune- teller to proceed to a spot near the fair grounds, indicated by culiar marks. He did as directed, and, to the surprise of the scepti al 81 I : 8 quantity of silver coin, which ap- peared to have lain there many vears. ares, and foretelling important events, AFarmerat ily. We live in a lace where we are | Edom, Texas, Ee to violent | Says: Colds and Lung | Troubles. I have! used German Syrup for six years ! successfully for Sore Throat, Cough, Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the! Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up | of Blood. I have tried many differ- ent kinds of cough Syrups in my time, but let me say to anyone want- | ing such a medicine—German Syrup | is the best. That has been my ex- | perience. If you use it once, you will go back to it whenever you meed it. It gives total relief and is a quick cure. My advice to every- one suffering with Lung Troublesis ~Try it. You will soon be con- vinced. In all the families where r German Syrup Pe we have no John trouble with the Lungs at a. Itis Franklin the medicine for this country. Jones. G. © CRFEN Sale Man'fr.Wondhnre NJ, SENT FREE THIS MONTH TO MOTHERS SEND A POSTAL TO-DAY AND BY RETURN MAIL RECEIVE OUN TWO PRIMERS Conramine Pagrry Prorunss Of besvtiful babies sent by loving mothers who have reared i Ri thelr little ones 00D i FANTS BYSPEPTICS AND Civ Esk MORE CHILDREN ARE SUCCESSFULLY | REARED ON MIDGE'S FOOD THAN ! ALL OTHERS COMBINED | Mis sold throughout the civilised world and | ‘ean be secured st the drugstore where you trade WOOLRICH & CO, . Brrantmenr PALMER, MASS, Whoa writing pless mention this paper, HLIR ON THE LIPS, DE.DLYALS SUPERFLUOUS HAIR DESTROY: nnn EMIMARY PMY ARS, d H Preparation gud rinses: harmiens (0 the shan ane | ree rom oir tomems drugs; highly peviumed; weve: ails 10 permanently remove the noir put up 52 lini wekets on the form of 4 Sot by Dragons a FACE, a ARMS, 5 Cory dpm ar Fs PE jo FE Tie atting catsa, BAY Ss o's FINE 3 "mw Ay Sick tells now, Mie x. ‘Bath Satiple copy ble residents of the quaint old town. His fame has become known for itors infest his quarters daily. said some of the Hoosier office-seekers have quietly consulted Sam as to (heir chances, and have thus contributed not a little to his support. things that “stump” him, however. When asked to disclose the exact local. ity of the bills lost by the elerks of the Indians Legislature, and the where- abouts of the lamented Willie Tascott, his lips are sealed, and neither the proffer of a ‘“‘stogy” nor the dropping of a nickel in the slot will open them. ——— Frankfort, Germany, hae a remark- able ant'-matrimonial ladies’ club, Ladies of between twenty and forty years of age are alone admissible, and upon ela~tion, with an annual subscrip- tor of §5, they take a vow never to marry. Every member must attire herself in funeral black and forswear novels, The maximvm power of an electro. magnet Is proport'onal to the least sectional area of the entire magne: ic circuits, ———— “He Feels Elegant” Travis Crry, Mion, March 3. 180, my druggist, © 1 have elegant. | am sure a lew more bottles wil: com plete y cure me of that disease, dyspei sia. | suall recommend it to all. W.Cranx Floraplerion ia the speedy and permanent eure for Siek Headache, Indigestion, D'yepe:s sia, Bilionsness, Liver Complaint, Nervogs bility and Constiwit eure for these » for it, and get weil, —————————. Metals sre found te corrode much A. Johnson, seod for 6 bet: ies It i= the only «ure ASK your drugg ot fit kid otherw se, R100 Row rd. S100, The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn tha there ix 1 (ons one dreaded divwease that science has been able to eure in all its stages, and that » Catarrh, Hail’s Catach Cure ls the only positive cute now RKnown to the mudieal rratornity. Catarrh ben a con stitutional disease, requires a consk tutional treatment. Hal's Cuts rh Cure is taken inter. nally, acting directly upon the Liood and mu cous surfaces of the system, there destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the Patient trength by building np the constitu- ion and Amisting nature In ing The proprietors have so much faith in its cura tive powers that they offer One Hundred Dol lars for any case that it falls te eure, Send for Tt dress FJ. CHENEY & C0. Toledo. O ress «oC ww Rob y Os &¥Sold by Druggists, 7%. A AAI The metal in a tive cent nickle piece is worth about half a cent, and fifteen cents will purchase copper enough to make $2 worth of cents, Many modest women suffsr rather than ape ply toi physician: Lydia KE. Pinkham's Veg. etable Compo nid has saved thousands of Such from lives of misery and early graves. The Frankf rt (Germany) Electrical Exhibition will be furnished with lights, and itsmachinery will be operated from a distance of 107 mika, The popularity which Bood's Sarsaparilia has gained as a spring medicine is wonderful, It possesses just those elements of hea th giving, blood pu fying und appetite-restoring Which everybody seems to naad Ab this seaso 1, Be sure to get Hood's Yarsapiriila, Excellent wool has been made from Pretty strong reasons for trying Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. In the frst place, it cures your catarrh— no matter how bad your case, or of how long standing. It doesn’t simply palliate — it If you believe it, so much the better. There's nothing more to be said. You get it for 50 cents, from all druggists. But perhaps you won't be- lieve it. Then there's another Show you'll get $500. It's a plain business offer. The makers pay you that amount if they can't cure you. They know that they can—you think that they can’t. If they're wrong, you get the cash. If you're wrong, youre rid of catarrh. ons25 0] Boge Bain, Cramps, Infatamation in dody or Bui Hike magia Oures p Ascrn, Codda, Om Bex Sud domed Beening Pei] Paiticning =A . $ L 8 JOHNSON & CO. DONALD KENNEDY Of Roxbury, Mass., says Kennedy's Medical 1 discovery every disease of the skin, ex- Thunder Humor, and] that has taken root, Price, $1.50. Sold by every gist in the United States or = i and Canada. ddd gb EE FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S : SOOTHING SYRUP , bus been used by mothers for thelr children while Teething for over PIfty Years It othes the o id, softens the gums ailays al pain. cures wind colle, and is the best remedy for diarrhoon Twenty-five Cents n Bottle, « REC "RES ADDITION OF AN EQUAL PART OF OIL 25 MAKING COST Pr Gil Teeom 7348 PAPERS Where we have no Agent will arrange with any active Merchant, LL. & MX. ¥, Little Dot— Paps, I mus’ have a new dwess to 1 lay in. Papa—What is the matter with that one? i L't'le Dot—It's all worn out, ‘cept th' button-holes, "Be good, young man,” said the eyn- i isl soge, * and you way not be bapp«, but you will be different from most ol SE ———— Blinkers - Hello, Winkers. I hear yon married a woman with an independent fortane? Wirkers (sadly)—'7 was a mistake, my boy; { warried a fortuve with an in- depend nt woman, Bagley - Bronson must have hard work to raise the wind if he is as slow with all his friends va he Is with me. “Hard work? He's got so he can't borrow trouble without an indorser.” — asso “n't you ever tire of this drifting, objectiess i:fe you are leading?” asked the plulanthropist, “Tire of iL?" auswered Weary Wat- kins, “Fact is, it makes me 80 tired 1 can’t do rothin® else,” Mamma ~But. Flora, how do yon know that this young man loves you? [Has be wld you ro? Flora <Oh, no, mamma. But if you could only see the way he looks at me when I am not looking at him! SHE JUDGRD FROM EXPERIENCE, Mrs. Shurpeye (at a hote')—That to uot us if they had been Sor Jers, Dut 1 Ruow Shey ure redding tour, HUMOROUS, A novel movement— From chapter to chapter, Knowledge may be power; but it won't run shafting, The cautious man is a very consider- it person, Hl It takes sticktoitiveness to succeed in the human fiy b. siness, A Literary }irste—Something much more romantic than the real one, The frog does not wear his suspends ers too tight, but Le looks like it, You Ought To Know The use of 8. 5. 8, ——— Fie Son Cured. Mr. W. H Hinman, of Mount V. Cood Advice. Three years ago | was compelled to throw Specie (5. 8. 8.) cured my son permanently fled Lue best medical treatment available. | and bave never knows it to fall to cure ia Jasren Noor, Liberty, Tenn 5 auy case. When a woman begins to clean house the first thirg to go is her husband, People borrow ‘rouble tecause it is easy to ge', and need not be paid back. To bss, The wheelman dilates on the present bicycles, the historian on the gone-by cycles, ————— In one respect the ladies have a paral- lel The spring chicken never tells its age, The man who has lived for himree'f has the privilege of being ti only mourn« er. Disagrecable truth 1s never hidden in the bottom of a well, It always comes to the surfao:, Where there's a will there’s a way, of course. When a woman bas 8 will she has to have her way. ——— > Small favors are thaukfully received; but they are often untbankfully remem- bered. *“That lecturer is a host In himself.” “Yes. He would make a flue popu- c———— What a comfort it would be to a carpet. The bigh jumper may practice pa- tiently, but his cherished ol ject is to win success at a bound, ss MS. Une of the pleasant things about can- dor is the ease with which it may be made to fit oar neighbors, ————— Ao The men who profess to Jove (heir fatherland the most are usually the ones who go Lo some other land to prate of it, If a dumb man conld suddenly regain his speech, the first long-pent-up words he would utter weuld doubtless bel told you sol Ehe~ Darling do you love me? He (kissing ber rapturously and re- peatediy)—Do I? I wish you wee a two-headed girl, Tha ’s all 1 can = y SE BC kK ON BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES FREE, The Swift Specific Co, Atlanta, Ga. “ A cough or cold is a spy which has stealthily come inside the lines of health and is there to dis- cover some vulner- able point in the fortification of the constitution which is guarding your well-being. That point discovered the spy reports it to the enemy on the outside. The enemy is the changeable winter climate. If the cold gets in, look out for an attack at the weak point. To avoid this, shoot the spy, kill the cold, using SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda as the weapon. It is an expert cold slayer, and fortifies the system against Consumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all Anamic and W asting Diseases (specially in Children). Especially helpful for children to prevent their taking cold. Palatable as Milk. ? BPECIAL ~8eott's Emulsion is nonsecret, and is prescribed by the Medical Proe fossion all over the world, ix 4 ically n seh & manner as to greatly increase the % CAUTION Be sure and got the genuine. Prepared « ng Chemists, New York, Sold by all Drugeist ause its ingredients are sient bined ir remedial value, ~Hoott’¢ Emulsion is put up in salmoncsiored Wrappers nly by Beott & Bowne, Masufactur 5 Best, 1808 REMEDY FOR CATARRIL A cure Cheapest. Relief is in Cold in the Head it has no « ¥ x It Is sn Ointment, of w! 8 EMA nostrils. Price, ov fu by drupeist Easiest to use, is certain, For ed aad, Greene—'“Y our wife seems to befond of dress.’ White—**Yes; every day is Decors tion day with her.” Nature Needs a Little Help, The first symptom of disease is congestion of Some one or more of the great organs of diges tion, nutrition, seoreiion and excretion. ital force = diminished and the blood vitiated. The most abeolulely scientific, safe, agreeable and oer tam stimulant to torpid liver, kidney, skin and bowels is the god pill of our fathers, St, Bernard Vegetable Pill, nature's kindest and best assistant. A sample of the St. Bernard Vegetab.e Pills will be sent free to all appli canis. Address St. Boroard Bow 2418 New York. time with FP PHI PrP. A waterproof paper has lately been Invented that will even tand boiling. I Ss Ladies employed in fashionable stores. w duties keep them standing all day, should send two Je. stamps to Pinkham Medicine Co, Lian, Mass. for “Guide to Health » nd Etiquetie,” Sanguinite, a new mineral, contains silver, arsenic and sulphur, ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Byrepof istaken; itis ISHING to introduce our CRAYON PORTRAITS and 2t ihe sme me extend ons bash ness and make new customers, we have decided to ma’ e this special offeg for a shart SEND US A PHOTOGRAPH OK TIN-TY PE OF ANY DESCRIPTION of EE living or dead, and we will make you a LIFE-SIZE YiG FREE only. and use We gus antes a sale return of Your small p cture, ew " either by or the enlarged p lure, so Fou are ‘n uo danger of ‘osing 11. n.~ Write your name and ad iress plainly on back of Photo and send to LADELPHIA CRAYON €0., 104 to 108 North Tenth Street, Phiadelphia, Pa, BOX 8% 7 SAFETY rr AMOND Fimsnend Froome, Son) ¥ Bot! adi notable Ball AT Sa FC Md PEE money ens bay, STRICTLY HIGH GRADE IN EVERY PARTICULAR. Send six cents in stamps for our 100-page Hiusiraied Catalogue Bicycle Guns, Rifles. Revolvers, Sporting Goods of All Kinds. ele. JOFIN PP. TLOVEILI:, ABMS CO. « Bade ot day Pries, bottoms of the pans™When leaning up- “Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt, But differently their daily labor felt; Jaded and weary of her life was one, Always at work, and yet ‘twas never done The other walked out nightly with her beau, But then she cleaned house with SAPOLIO, to the taste, and acts on the Kidneys, fri Jy Su tia the sys i Ep E i E Hi Mia 8 A pig TH ve her 8S He Lhe terderioin of ths steak, / ” . KY. NEW YORK, N.Y A Skin of is a Joy Forever, sos rmikaanne | ANew Use for Petroleum The most marvellous results are mow being obtained from the use of in the treatment of catarrh of the heal and throat and lung troubles, Send for phiet free describing the new treat ment to the Harman Surrrans Co. 710 Broadway, New York,
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