————————————————— a A ! > A s i ou few gr MAKING MATCHES WeLn MEANT, BUT - Daube—Now, 4 UL { Don’t Mis: Hunter, please lovk pleasant— Ma hot VE ———— And vet vo Ore Machine that Cuts 10,000,000 | that's it—keep that for a moment until v Stag geting figures—Tl Whisk doctor ticks a D Icatehit. * * * There. Nox yon 5 "™ > Rei) RB 8 MBLY | vou will ; oan Say. may iesum: your natulia’' expre on if oy W 4 Trust’s millions, tel woo. : » : 4 ie8 i173 dil LJ S58 i wy tii you ’ The operation of making matches from y wiflbicniy y ih ht adi ———— Beir hi : YY y Toy f 13 g 31 v , . yr 1 1 TT i Pr 8 pine log my h divide ne ato four h Well-heeled —The heiress with French ‘ ponds, namely: reparin 2 the sj lints, . : - Loess sondition, into a state of good healt dipping the matches, box making and | NOY USED TO THIER WAYS. —New 3 4 dence und cheerfulne You Ye no filing. When the timber is brought into | Minister—tereafter it will be necessary SL potent this peculiar medicine Is In such « the atting room of the factory it is. | 10 Keeb the windows tightly close Hr A great poker hand— An engine st as yours, soi on by a gang of men, who place | Ing service, I was greatly annoyed . ker’s fist, N.B. Pesure to ut it zed of a circular saw. where it is cut | this morning by the noise of some f Ea \ ———— into blocks fifteen inches long, the length | Brighboring fuctory blowing off steam, HY a 4 : Hood’ 5 Sarsaparilla EN wpa al Tie TR | sext T sn’t a feclor sir ) ary, A man never sits down on his gilk Bold by a iziists, #1;:six for & ‘repared | of seven matches, It is then freed of its | ot ERLON— 1 LAL WASD'E a TRCLOFY Sir, : I high Liat more than once ouly by i HOOD & O., Lowell, Mass | bark and taken to the turning lathe, | That was the folks snoring. i 3, 4) ¥ y Lh y 00 Doses ae yo pita : where, by means of a special form of | S——— | st Nat : rr - — iit ——— fixed cutting band run hing jhe Sntire Hous? UNNATURAL Walker] : Vie oan . he i ihe bueatro).- Why do you go = rt rrr r——————— enath, a conti nuous tool, the thickness | had a most unnatural dream last night, He oe lh aclsy : ~~ of the mutch is cut oft. Fadman I dreamt Ib nks borrowed five He ~ For spis ivan] reasons, my dear. Stop That As the block revolves and decreases in | dollars of me for a week, An imitation of Nature rence li ge C Oe . . | Fadman.—Unpatarall, W at’ Siarmet ter the lense Advesags sud hii | pi Sama : Unpatgral! Why, that's —that's the result you want I Naughty Willie—I won’t! I shan’t HROKIO CouGH Now! 4s Of veneer o uniiorm tai 54 We 1 Ks ¢ over, i don’t wanter be an angel, : A WOMAN BEST UNDERSTANDS 0 ’ tained. As tho vencer rolls off the knife { W alker— Yes, but I went on dreams- | to reach, With Dr. Pierce’ S Firm Mother Y ou must, { For oo you 2 e Ea AT Dseiine a i The experimer ir of Ls bs A Wos'S po . : : } is i oY O 5 OF P i 3 rimen 0 inEhsts 1h it is met my eight small knives, which [ing and I dreamt that Binks paid it | Pleasant Pellets, you have it. ——— { General Diebility and Wasting J y | Fears ago gave to the world the Vegetable Com cut it into seven separate bands, each the | back to me at the end of the week, there is nothing like | Jonni. aihicted 1 Ber agh a feeling of sym te Ra Tie ea 0% are ah HOO Yeret size of a match. By this one operation | —— | T hey cleanse and renovate the When a new reporter asks for his pay | mearly all the diseases of woman have 4 eommos seven long ribbons of wood, each the | A VERY PARTICULAR WOMAN.— | whole system naturally That In advance it is fair to presume ihat | origin, and may have & common cures length and thickness of a match, are ob- | Agent (at railroad)— 'ladame, do you i... Ne . . he has been working on a village news- | LYDIA E. PINKHAM' Vegetable tained. These arc then broken into | wish your buggage checked? (means that they do it thor- paper. | 4 Bure ce for ul Sombgunt . i those pa saints pieces six fect long, the knotty pacts re- | Woman—No, sir; I wantit to go. oughly, but mildly. They're i | weaknesses of women d bs igginte st moved, and they are then fed into a ma- a— 'the smallest in size, but the | Car Driver—My work 1s like a church MULSIO | Pliendhva nis 2X reoript fom y chine which looks and acts like a straw. { «Doctors Suid There Was No Cure " | ) Organ. po, Wlhssrs boul, AG ans. Hed cot Kaul EE pt aE | sty factor Ley Ears March 40. | m0St effective——sugar-coated, Passenger —How so? Lydia E. Pinkham's Med, Cor: the same time and a mechanical device Al hott Six weeks ago Jud our WHEE fae easiest to take. Sick Head- Ws Driver—It’s full of stops, . ; . : | "yyw, mass, iB ’ putes than rw, the thickne of | he SLVR Sy 0: | ache, Biliows Headache, Con. Aigt Of Fave Cod Tver Oil wud x. 55. 1 This little mackice with its one sharp | au # few mare bottles for myself and some | stipation, Indigestion, Bilious NOT IN IT. oY OPHOSPHITES 7 ~y knife can cut over 10,000,000 matches | ©" "=" Marr M.Coxmvomax. Attacks, and all derangements Lives of rich men oft remind us, or axe pua anode d ada. the cutting room the splints are | ure for Sick 1 sche. Indigestio., Dyspep | Of the Liver, Stomach and Strugsiion To Our Sally Tutlens, { wonerti Ha Kin ulatous. | taken to the dry room, where they are | t I th 8 only sur Bowels are preve nted, relieved, Millions for our poor relations, Ci placed in rev olving drur ms, which absorb | 3 nd wot li iis Te. sn and cured. Pure ly vegetable —— ——— READY R ul LIEF all the moisture the splints may contain. — i - O ’ Millionalre (to Lis new butler)—Jenk { | THE CHEAPEST AND II T MEDICINE They arc then prepared for the dippin 1 T | perfect] r harmless, and gently |, 2iliionalre (to Lis new butler)—Jenk- ' L FAMILY USE 1% THE WORLD y are en prepared fo pping When the Minneapolis su: pension | y ‘ 1 I BE y ’ aka ) FOR FAMILY E THE WORLD, hd . inson, do you smoke? NEVER FAILS TO RELIEVE process, which is a very important oper- bridge was removed recently, the an- | laxative, or an active cathar- Jutler—Why—€r — er—of course Ido} | rimitations. Get the genuine! | Ea ation, ss cach Silas st hikes suff. | chorage irons, although they had been tic ccording to size of d sir, —— i ee, 5 PAIN cient space to be fully coated and yet not | carefully imbedded in cement, were | HC @CCOrdIng to size of dose, Millionaire -- Well, tell the locksmith 1 Li 736 aid Prevents Cold placed 50 close to the others as to cause | found to be dee 1v corroded As al iver Pill th ry’ re | | $ . 9 ——— 3 ane " hia Lola t 4 | found to be dee 1s led, a Laver Pill, they've been (to call around to-day and change the Ro mn mution, the mixture to clot the heads of the other |! t————— . tat d, 1 ¢ 1x lock of my clgar cabinet EI Neuraigia, Headache, splints. To do this they are placed | How's This? imitated, but never equaled. | a 3] 3 ’ ; . . — FOR FIFTY YEARS! underan ingeniously constructed machine | ‘e offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any re — 15 to work with almost human | } that cannot be cured by taking YR ER _ UNREASONABLE, MRS. WINSLOW'S They say that each dog has his day, Y - Fer oTH And vught to have some rights; SOOTHING S >YRUF ' awl aro caught up and | © y'J CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. thers for thelr - ut at regu! lar intervals, in e, the unders ned, have Kn wn F. hese ntain | ‘ F the : 35a : These frames contain | : jut is that any reason, pray, hile Teething for over Pity x. forty 1 ble laths, and betwe n!andn e bie to carry out any obliga Why cats should have the night? hes 1 sul, softons the Fumes ye «ok. | 1 ns made by thetr firm Should Have It in The Flown, Hy all SoulQ ave Whe nightly all pain, « wind colle, aud is the best 2 .g ALL 3 EST ¢ 1 X, Wholesale Ig ts, T 0, Dropped on Sugar, { hildre nn Ja meint— remedy for diarrhos 4 ig WOrK r guia v LELS Hi y TIAKIDg over Ohio : . to take Jomxson's 4 1.2 . ' ¢ . aa . ; . g Twenty- five Cents n Dottie, {NT sesale | Bore Thr { i 3 bis Williamson—There is one piace I AI WIMP am a, never got ithout putting my toot “THINK OF 11 ever go lo w yut putting my toot in In nese over 40 YE Alls in one family it. . > Jonuson & ' ty Yours 1 first Hargraves— Where 1s that? 5 Tr it Sa STH [Linas jor mors Williamson—In a shoe store, vy ; A 1 La | AD! YAY’ 3 § safont family re 3 . ———— / i One million tubes for Koch's Ivymupl , nd. 0 ' al in All rd 3, i ! A L “ on is the work which 1s at present eagag- | rom 1 SIE: 3 A COMPLIMENT TO HER SKILL.— fs . i PILLS class } earaigis Ran : hel. ) hi or valent Zul the ia x } : ¥ each lath the hime places with ¢ A. ing the attention of a Germat Hever piay on piano, t for my friends, Maud should think you'd find more pleasant to play for your enemies, FOUIRES ADDITIC a 3 18 JOURELS Pr. Deon. 3 . » : rt : - » h You woul id then taste the sweets of re i Ed ¢ AL PART OF ¢ $125 One Remedy For All Disen mak! NG COS 57 Pe Gat WOr-s, he tubes are quality of glass, and ai giass stopper. FNS » venge, in) Lm AD Te 5 IN 7348 PAPER | JIB RECKLESS Bis Where we have no Agen ut will srrange » BEE P wg | **Pat on your veil,” her mothercried, | 27th any active Merchant. I. & M—N.¥. | AN U Oo Pet trio “Or you'll you: beauty wreck; W se ar cLoienm (PAINL PILL OE TUAL 3 oe ind your face wil foveklowersr | RD Q sToeee. FREE. : ro 20 a < oth he walden, “Let ‘em freck.” 5 Restor role For s— - D HI 3 NEF A head , BILIOUS = % NE ERVOUS A N oHTING LE. —Mrs. Smythe— | BFS8r ar ns, "Ne hi a x | ! wr ph : tr ie ‘end for »ie A F Lusband % tr fe kf, © A . ’ oS a directed A > hh { 3 +} . DISORDERS, My Lusband is au enthusiast on mus! 2 hen Fue ater | oy t free uescribins t v treste Insane Pers 2 a4 1 ' Ww Eid a o ww. Treatise and $3 4 ¥ a up ai nights to sing, k § pomgie BEY SRPINE SEIreEn Charges wn bos whee Mrs. Tompkins—What does he Argh : LINE 5 Arch SF themed 10 Broadway, Jew York Such 88 Wind ans Prin in the Stomach, idiness, Fullnesg, Swelling afer Meals, { on ry . . SING. a EWARE OF IRITAT IN / Bizziness, Drowsiness, Cold Chills Flushings { » i Jof Heal, Loss of Appetite, Shoriness of / Mrs. Smythe—Oh, lullabys, usual- oo y _ id \ n A " ( te P TE T . txgeral fir BEng pe ) Breath, Costiveness, Scurvy, Bisiches on the / WY. A N St Ww ashingtes, D. oC. ; Hu 3 HL pits HIT i COIN pH vith th» § J Skin, Disturbed Sleep, Frightful Dreams and / es ——— page book free. | " 1 NAT td. nary art.ele J) all Nervous and Trembling Sensations, be. Ome ONS OVERCOME Maye A | Eo SOCNTHRITRERESSTINE Fore relief SAFE, SURE ano RELIABLE. R ED COAT. ¢ Onno mCOME., May—-A | i Free ce ASTINA, wai’, mecurety semied, Price, $30. Addrant hted Emnlorss : Co . i hos FIRST DOSE WILL GIVE RELIEF IN girl doesn’t like to be grabbed and hug- KIDDER'S PASTILLES.. ay trims well & Oo Confidentially, Du. BOWSTED, 206 X. Second Street, ‘ A.’ ky v v4 that at t aA the | TWENTY MINUTES. Every sufferer is ged against her wil PR RR a: soso oy 5 aks. Philadeipbia, Pa 3 tat vader yow vl ha + With i the | earnestly invited to try one Box of these { pal Wn tc 3 ’ Pills, and they will be acknowledged to be Fraok—No; but my shirt front 1sn’t m— : Wonderful Medicine — any girl's will, {Worth a Guinea a Box. a §F~ DOWN WITH HICH PRICES. Beecham’s Pills, taken as PLENTY OF eXpERIENCE. —Chapple .. le Fha working the growler)— iv it is a can, mir. ‘Great Scot, Patrick! sight to the hos. directed, will quickly RESTORE{ |-—Your friend Choll le talks of setting way hind in the Give as Eactary of ¢ Ts rie #! ‘ ’ ] = ddl « or I'he ' rice of platinum 1 as advancad i Si complete health, For out for the North Pole ve ry soon, I : world, and SAVE Heaior mses, Sr gir eeily. | fully 100 per cent, owing to its in- | : Awthaw— Has he any expe ! . i y2 g Sick Headache, an Arctic explorer? 1y experience as | S| —~— Over 1.000 Articles creased use for ele tr eal purposes, YOU PREACH — savieg 30 to 50 per cent. vish Lo insert ag advhr. Cann’s Illdmey Cure for | raing Bugle” Dropsy, faravel, D i Bright's, | " Heart, Urinary or Liv OUENess Fo f Weak Stomach, Chappie— Well, he has been court ng a Doston girl all wi Impaired Digestion, 3 PND Riri 41) wine, 3 Consli pation, ; VERY STRANGE INDEED. —Gilhooly ee ZN an ~ A yDisordered Liver,&c.,c |v orckeek ia it, Charley? et rN ane et caESTS, L 3 JUS 10. this way: Pay Cash, ds ic ‘atge letters.” Arch Street, VV for £5, or druggist, CLures. fry it. they ACT LIKE MAGIC: fers doses will Tm te +s rou'd trust for the wt —— | (wom wonders upon the Vim! Organs, ¢ Gilhooly— WI west . " ts 3 ! Strengthening the musconuinrSestom, reais ath or $0."— Fanke, M. Damoisen, of France, has invent- | Stre go aen Complexion, bringing ba & sing ilar c©o nels dence! I was just going to ask you for £10, ES ee ; i | wonDERFUL LUBURG CHAIR A STUCK-UP LOT OF MEN, —*“Henry,"’ Combin full she whispered, “is the glue business, HE | A Ti 1 . % ’ 3 A aN ” ; 2 | of Chairs in one, beside graspiog ber somooleat husband by the | ©'€4F Iu ils details, ¢ Debiii aie beat BEECH. / such as yours, a real nice one?" _— making a Lounge, Bed, of Cone 3 : He : J vag ; ! SEE § E tile RG i colt 4 3 Yr 1 pr i ion neaiid appilances of every deseription rm, ‘‘leary, there are burglars in the + All Fits stopped free 5 Kilne's tires | Saws ¢ ie ive 1 as NE INTHE to Kok il re ae ai yo! wa |_uerany oesks. |} Famey Chairs, Rockers, do bousel Get up sad go dowa I ve lestorer. No i or 2 day's 498, ¥ Ar. WORLD, Fulldir i each Pe you ti 2 nosh Stuck h » 3 t of men rod ot Ww Win as once for Csialozue : ] ! : ! i fr ! *reparer) on ¢ uo of hs bul Sg? a J mt and wes tion poods wasied Utter nonsense, my dear,” returned i « Tren wi $9 ie free to Prepared on'y by Tito nr 12} MAM, 4 obedln y "it Beit ie ren 5. Pha, PP Metene, Lunenshire, England, ever saw: th 1 mndre 10 [Tenrs. “You wouldn't bave a man of Fit cases. Seto br. wr. Kline, J fol 3. Pia, Pa. (Se Sold bo Dragtrints gener nite: Hod hi the Four Hundred are no THE LUBURG MANUFACTURING co, PHILADELPHIA. ¢ RNR F. ALLEN 0, B88 & 867 » ih» ty social position associating with br arg. i It tas ben sown that if the sun Liang, Se, New York? ae San J =i Dept. A 103, Nos. 321, 323 325 North Sth Street. dl a Camera 'o take par orate Views am aden of po petite, and ar 1 ' ‘ ' ! Bh the ROSEBUD OF MER ™ t ——————— it ia mn ude vi) irn on iis AX.8 50 truly | Pia wsle 4 Sensiont ror of § Lr y FIT ASSOCIATES POR revi"mMEN, orLy. | thal the picture on the entire strip ; (by f "These ar 1 sal tt p : Fl ' ¥ “Heary!” cried Mr. Von Toclles, | #ensilive pa er is said to be perfectiy | y i28z5532 acl #® a Of sw iy he i lars, wi ould oul You astonish wel i was a burnin: sphere of soli rom} be Usted Sita « Whe Uf year Jreggis a y ; mn 3p if solid coal it Arms mot kes § . SHE WANTED TO SEE.—"80 this 1s saller could not last GUI Years, Wil mall Bess Sose's Pil # om receipt of price Gre 3 25 ots. @ box. Mention tia paper. the barn?’ exclaimed the fair young Nt Sent | mir] who was visiting her country cous- i DESPERATE LAST CHANCE = ins, “It you hypnotize a man, you can 66 Teh Cn a3 % LYE “Yes.” a Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. make him do anything you want ; Powdered and Perfumed, * Then do please show me the dear little x Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the him to, can't you?" asked ‘Ethel. (PATENTED barnacles," i taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. Yes, I believe so.’ Strongest and purest Lye made EE I'd like to hypaotize Chollie mits, | Makes the best perfumed Hard He was monr.—“Have you any pres | by 2 np oh AS haul boul photographs of your children, Mr. : 5 3 # thie Des CF 1 Letiin : “This § hi tor, cleansing waste ipo Peck?” asked a friend of the Hon. 5 f ; Alpreus eck. “This i» my fourth season, sad I'm : isinte ting vinks, closets wash getting ens lous." — Harper's Bazar, A lug Lott paints, trees, eto “I should say I had,” answered Mr, 3 ¥ ’e dans Ps ' % . Perhaps you do not believe these A PENNA. SALT MFG. CO., | Peck, ‘I've about a bushel of them.” . CUANGED His TONE statements concerning Green's Au- | err i. Agents, Pula. Pa “Why, Alpheus!’ exclaimed lus wife, i , oe says Lawyer — Madam, I'msorry to say that gust Flower. Well, we can’t make | — a _— ——, e——— “Well, baven’t we? Haven't we pho- I don't see the ghost ofa chance for you, YOU. We can’t force conviction in- | tographs of all four of them, and don't | "WAR ] n to break your uncle's wil) to your head or med- | 5 four pecks make a bushel?” ANCE & ght robe done ? —s » ¥ I 0 Woman—t Well, to bo rank with Doubting icine into your OF me FACT \VE | NomuaWel, to be tank with se into your J: Pores. | i ¢_ —— Qughtl stands jornotin ey you for what ou Have already Gone . want to. Th t is very important in this age o n The h I Jou foe + a Jou 1 J Thomas yan e MIONY vast material progress that a remedy be e house ought ro be 1s yours, and the | sawger—''0a second thought, mad: misery is yours; and until you are «0 losing $6 the taste aud to the eve, 1 4 we wilh Sap olio.Tryac . I thisk the #il! can be broke Hees : ar— i ——— easily taken, ncceptable to the stomach willing to believe, and spend the one why THOT 72 | for the relief of the other, they will | BAGGY KNEES commas rane: | od healthy do it er Syeorts, next house-cleaning and be convin dif i Cun vt | stay so. John H. Foster, 1122 | Afovted by students at Harvard, Amieost. and iw | pigy is the one perfect esti and "If you plesss, Mr, Cashgoods,” sald | pocorn Street, Philadelphia, says: Sher IF te got wate in Tear sow re averse” | the most gentle dinretio known. “IGNORANCE of Bi law excuses no the young saleswoman, ‘‘we have been B 3 GREELY, T13 Washington Sts fort. Movton -——— ; tom i} ‘My wife is a little Scotch woman, p——_— teen » and orance d.scussing the matter of salaries. And ate The four most common causss of ign we flad that the men are are getting more | thirty yearsof age and of a naturally SIC was, Ns ¥emvoon Wawra sper | boller explosions are external corrosion, | NO excuse for a dirty house or greasy kitchen. Better saoney for the same work us girls, delicate disposition. For five or Six s NR opr overheating, overpressure and weak- And we think thet is hardly ot do | years past she has been suffering | X= _Pr. STILDY news of flue. The four lenst Summon clean them in the old way than not at all; but the modern your | from Dyspepsia. She | gar eas and Sua or | auses are absence of safely valve, bad | and sensible way Is to use SAPOLIO on paint, on floors, on ‘I never looked at it in that light be- Vomit became so bad at last | [es let, wi Bann cio, 20.56.W% | material, weak nianhole aud deposit | windows, on pots and pans, and oven on statyary. To be a fore,” answered the merchant, after a that she could not sit 377 lr Rn Lote halal ced ~a. ttle thought. **It shell be remedied at Every Meal, down $0. meal but g ii - prs Cre Ar eh by izrnorant of the uses of SAPCLIO is to be behind the a cree Il cut the men's salaries down she had to vomit it PEOPLE NOT 3 EY, Pa. Kase at unce, no operation or dev L.at Saturday.’ Mdianapolis Journal, 2s as she had eaten it. Two FREE 72 To re ron gw lny from business, Ate by thou ————— Nebraskn, for TREE COPY of the y NYROVAL "heenieia was at the pinnacle of bottles of your August Flower have hobry Rp W pio Cagrospondence paper published, | BROS Of cures after others fall, advice PEN Pit ver between the year 2000 and 75) B. cured her, after many doctors failed. free, send for circular SANNRO Al x AY i Sent. I. und, 'n fast, its people were the ine | She can now eat anything, §; and enjoy HAY FEV Went ue mame ad i A tweutysere pond eg uw oul #10 tors and civilizers of the whole it; sud as for Dyspepuia, ht dogs not every sufferer in te | of garth in Center Co, in Lunt WD Wi» ® & ASTHMA UZ UE pints dre twenty minutes. y Boer _-—
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