HUMOROUS, NEW FIGURES, — Tnok—1 what, Maud society. Tom —~Yes When 1 party with her dude minds me of a million Jack—-??? Tom — She is one followed by a half a dozen Rothings, tell who makes quite a gure in seo her at a admirers she re- A CHARMING GIRL, —He (Just intro- duced )——1erfectly charm.ng night, 1 have seldom seen stars look so bright, Are you fond of astronomy? She—No; I have never studied 1t. He-—You dote on botany, I presume? She-—1I never studied that either, He—Do you like geology? She —1I dou’t know anything about iv He—Al! Youare anenthusiast on one more of the arts, no doubt—musie, painting, sculpture, wood-carving, or repousse work? She—1 don’t know a thing about any of them, I am a perfect ignoramus, He— Angelle creature! WIil you be my wife? a— A CAUTIOUS INVESTOR —*‘] can see & profit on what Ihave brought sofar,” sa:d an Investor who had spent the after- noon driving about the country with a real estate man, and who had brought a number of tracts of good land near a booming city; “but what could a man raise on that?” Thay had pulled up in front of a pelce of land so stony that it looked as though it would takead month's work with dynamite to clear it, “Raise on it!” said the real man. “*W hy he can raise on the man that comes.” AN IMPRESSIVE WARNING.-Tew¢ Thomas, I saw you laugh just What were you thinking about? Tommy—1 was just thinking something. Teacher--Y ou have no business think ing during school hours. Don’t let oceir again. DOW, about Syrup’ For children a cine should be lutely reliable. mother must be able to medi- A Cough and Croup aoso- Medicine. her Bible, n nothing violent, 1 or dangerous. It must in material and manuf: ct must be plain and s ister; easy and s11 + # {ies + id must like It ntai ce CO itions under long « It must do its work A large q in a child is not de st not interfere child's spirits, appetite or general health. These thi ings suit old as well as young folks, and make Bo- | schee’s German Syrup the favorite family medicine, their constity finement, moderate of medicin ble. It mt Ty 5 - 141¢ vw SCS. iantty sira- de Ce ne 1¢ S, ot O00 Handsewed Welt. A fine calf Shoo une The Fact That rhevmatism 1s caused bv a morbid cond! tion of the blood, explains the sued f Hood Narsaparilla fo curing this dis We have many letiers tolling of cures which secm wouderful, Hood's Sarsaparil a overcomes ot neutralizes the acidity of the blood, and re tores the vital fluid to a healthy condition. Those who suifer the pains and aches of rheu- mutism should try Hood's Sarsaparilia, “For chronle rheumatism Hood's Sar«apariiia did more good than anything else 1 have ever taken." FF. MiLLeR, Limerick Centre, Pa. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists, $l:six for 85. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass, 100 Doses { Une Dollar ST AO Waar can money do to cure a man with a headache? —{ George Macdonald. a FAOTS are stubborn things xnd many persons suffer with a tired feeling in the loser part of the back and know not the danger Indicated, his reveals troub e with the kidneys then they do not se, arate the water from the blood, and nine out of ten diseases come from that poisoned biood which physicians fail lo cue. CANN'S Kidney Cure Las been tested for 20 years, and has cured thousands, even Brigh y 8 disease, Dropsy, Gravel, Stone in the Bladder, Rbeumatism, Gall Stones, Nervousness, &co., seldom fails. We know it to be reliable, having cured Liropsy after being tapped. Most drug gists Kea) this val uable roms wy, but by send ingstamp to CANN & CO, Kil Arch Street, Pulladeiphia, who (advert se in this paper) wil send you a pampiet of certificates of cures, Ibis is a valuable household remedy and ad vise you to (ry it. fh ——————— It will not do to have two walpmasts n a ship. GH ® nse really sai i i i i i i { i i equalled for syle and durability. $9.5 3: ioe wt a popular pric $3: 50 Policeman's Shoe = especially sdapted for raliroad mea, farmers, ote AM made in OC ongress, Button and Lace $9.00 ter Ladies, ls the only hand-sewed Shoe sold at this popular price 92-38 1 to become and prom he 92-96 o9 59 Shoe as far Ladies, and 31. Titer Pay | aln thelr sxccllence for re poker warranted and amped a tiie on sottom. If advertised local agent cannot sapply you, send direct to factory enclosing advertised price or & postal for LW. L. DOUGLAS, i» _Breckten, | Mans. PREVENTINE For Men Sure Preventive Against Diseases of Men. M NEY SAVED-DISEASES PREVENTED S50 cents per bottle, post-paid with full directions and written guarantee, 2 cent stamp for ~ireular Preventine Manufacturing Co., LABORATORY & OFFICE, 20 & 31 TEN EYCKST., Brooklyn, N, Y. IT STOPPED FREE Saran LINE Restor Ai A ror all Roary N Er a 288 ; En Ny AEST SReR wow for Novos Ate wee, Fun, Fpilepoy, oe, iva snhe If taken ma directed Xo Pris after =D frst dap» wr. Trewthse and $1 trial bottle free to Tern, (EY pRFing SRITeRe CBee on box wien | wend pes y > Jud enprens godrsss of » i. KLINE. 95 Uarivs Py. Sew raging. Bh Wank oF i TALIS: PR ihe FI'8 ASTHMALENR ASTHM RES a REE A A 0 A & Ares, we will pall ut Dosis THOR TAFT RANG. 22, a3 ri iF on wr Catarrh Can't Be Cured AL APPLICATIONS, » LOC i eal of Lhe disease, § in as they eannol Lt) ire it to take | -— AMACHIAVELIAN DI Yes; my wile always does wiat- 1 want her to. Chalkley—How beys her SVor 18 it that your wife 0 husband so implicitly aud Hampton—Well, I alway urge my wife to do what I disapprovs of, A SPOT ON THE SUN, chap, you and laredeuced; ndship would be most gat- isfying were it pot for one thing.’ “And what may that be, you cl grumbler?” “Why, we borrow from each other so persistently thal we can never raise cent between us” -—**1 say good friends, Tronic a ——— A PARADOX are paradoxica f > 4 Tt" Rodd-—-Why Sanso — Baseball ellow . R G0 YOU say When they a in and when they st: Sano g they are ney ate oul p——— GAVE CHOICE, Ts Dead Beat—* Conductor do you prefer 1388 ket Hea el! ‘I travel "Very well: to travel on? ny choek.' whic yi on h cheek — ARE, mus’ n't est so much, rss —in't e GETTING =Q1 Egbert. You will if sick.” are if 1 do, Daddy $ was the turkey that killed my pet kitten.’ Bg oer - A CO-PARTNERSHIP, Hoffman Howes—'*Y a-as, dear boy, Howell Gib- bon and I have decided to waise a mous- i tache,”? Jack Mallet—*Indeed! Well you're doing first rate with vour half.” BEHIND WITH HIS (to poet)—"* What is your a ldress?” Poet —**If you take tis poem my ad- dress will remain 4504 East 042d street; if you don’t take it, [ won’t have aoy address,’ RENT, -Editor- —— “I have been occasionally troubled with Coughs, and In cach case have nsed Brown's Bronchial Troches, which have never failed, and I must say they are second to none in th® world. "Feliz A. May, Cusiler. 88. Paul Minn. The scarcity of potatoes has resulted in an increased consumption of four, - — » Head ache Care. Harmless a and positive in action. Sent ne 81 per bottle, Adeier & Co. . Kansas itt, Mo Lee Wats Cn in eff et, quick OLR os ho Rid ou tie — i Denmark bas recognized the Repub- lic of Brazil I — “Tried and true” is the verdict of people | fects of this medicine are soon felt in nerve | & good appetite created. headache and dyspep- | sla relieved, scrofula cured. Baseball is supersiding bull-fighting in Cuba, Oklahoma Guide Boo nd Ma sent anywhere n receipt of Hoots Tyler ausas City Mo, Intense cold weather continues in Europe, De Yeon Ever Soeculate ? Any perso sanding as their name and ad. dress will Teonire Js nformation that will lead to a fortune. of Hing & Uo. Security ullding, Weng C ty, Mo, Brazil is bidding for Polish immigra- tion, a AI When Dobbins’ Electric Soap In 854 It cost 2 ernie a bar, It same ing edients and quality now and doesn't cost ha Buy it of your grocer and preserve your clothes. If he hasn't it, be will ges it. LL tf inst Maine is sending wild roses 10 Europe, sn fp——— Fraver Axle Grease, The Frazer Axle Grease is the best and, intrinsically, the cheapest. Don't work your horses to death by using poor axle grease. Try it Sioux police get $8 per month, was first made has presisely the Rupture cureguaranteed by Dr, J. B. Mayer. 831 Arch St, Uhil’a, Pa. Kase at once, no operation or a iny from business, attested by thou sands of eures alter others fall, advice free, send for circular A peculiar fact with refer ence to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Disc overy is, that, unlike sarsaparillas and other blood medicines, which are said to be good for the blood in March, April and May, the « Discovery ” works equally well all the year round, and in all cases of blood-taints or humors, no matter what their name or nature. It's the cheapest blood- purifier sold through drug- gists. Why 2 Because it's sold on a peculiar plan, and you only pay for the good you get. Can you ask more? Medical Discov- ery” is a concentrated vege- table extract, put up in large bottles: contains no to inebriate, no syrup sugar to derange digestion; 1s ple asant to the taste, good for “ Golden The ¢ Discovery” cures a Scalp and Scrofolous as Eczem: , Tetter, weum, Fever-sores, White Hi dis fections, f-1 in gS, Ip - joint ‘y ’ Cask Eye § gsth” a io) For Internal and External Use. flops Pals, OCrampe, Inflammation i ly or Umb, Hie malic Cures O roup Asthr a, } ara ortie, Darr .. nen, bas Bei Jotnts and 3 ota. post paid, ASTHMA, 'opham™s Asthma Specifio immediate rolisf eyes] 10 be the $41 MA Remedy s YON What Men Like In Women. There is a certain something, which, for want of a better name, is called womsanliness, and it is that which makes woman sttractive to men. A great! many virtues go to make up this one great posscEsion and they are what | men like in women, Men like, 11 the first place, ity in a woman. They like a pleasant appearance, The like the doing of little things that are pleasant to them, ‘They Like the courtesy of the fire- side. They like women whose lives and faces are always full of the sunshine of a contented wind and a cheerful dis- position. They like an ability to talk well and # knowledge of the virtue of silence. ‘They like a motherliness big enough to understand the wants of the older, as well as the younger boys. They like a disposition to speak good, rather than evil of every human being. They like sympathy-—which means a willing ear for the tale of sorrow or gladness. They like a knowing how to grow old gracefully. They like a knowledge of how to dress well, which, bye-the-bye, doesn't | mean conspiciously. Men are nos! amiabil- They like a companion—a woman | who has sufficient knowledge of the world and its ways to talk well with who is interested in their lives 1 their hopes, knows how to give a cheering word, or to listen and by a tender look CX Press the heart is { eling sometimes Hay that i a nuisance, but nwWho open- m. A man Sih net in a iif he does who the grief which They may children sre a bors A INAn shiriuks fron an Woma of thie B her dis 5 the man, and is not find it. 1 hey li} ly declares ike £ pec we maternal dis Pl oi i Ke women to be affectionate — Ver was a man yet, r how stern, no matter how ool iy ho matter how repres ag far as Lis own feelings were concerned, who did not a loving squeeze of the hand, or a tender kiss from the woman nearest to him, These are some of the things that men hike in women. there no LO mate BiVe ike UX SHARES, —Wilkins—""How about that bill you undertook to collest on | shares?’ i I Awyer “You sald I could have half of it, ." C: © didn’t yo Yd riainly. “Well, I've ce llscted my half, Can't | r—————— ~'It is el fought dwead fully awfn § els 3 f yi! » # is Werson ana de I a duel, 3 1 1 " i Pell Hurtin Was 28 Cowrs ren Bom 8 Borges ron £5 om Bat vy mall pod age Trem, on reeeipn 4 prem. PURELY VEGETABLE. THOROUGHLY RELIABLE, ABSOLUTELY BAFE FON SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. DR.JVILSCHENCK & SON Philadelphia, Ps, | Jip BEECHAM'S PILLS (THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.) Cure BILIOUS and Nervous ILLS. 25cts. a Box. OF Alb, DRUGGISTS a we FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP seed hy mothers for thelr children for over Fifty Tease It tise . softens the gums allays I pain, cure oolie, and is the best remedy for od 2 Twenty-five tents an Bottle. Bg © GRATEFUL-COMFORTING EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. “Ty a thorough knowisdge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion aad suiek Lon, and by s careful application of the Gas proper ties of weliasloctad Cocoon, Mr. Rppe has provided our breakfast tabios with a delicately flavoured bee. erage whioh mar save us maay heavy doctors’ biile it is by the judicious use of such articles of det that a constitution ray be gradually bull up antl strong Shuugh 10 resist every ener 0 disonses, Hundreds of subtle maladies are foaling around us ready to attack wherever there Is & weak point, We may ssoape many a fatal shaft by keeping our seives wall fortified with pure bicod and a properly nourished frame.” «( Service Gasells, Made simply with bokl walter or milk, Sold bv in half- Fra tne, by 4 iabelied thus: JAMES EPPS & C0, Rommopathilo Chemists, _Joxpon, -NaLA LW A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever, DE.T FELIX GOURAUD'S Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautifler, Remove, Tan, Fimp, les, Free Moth as Beantifies the Skin. Neo other costae. tie will deo it. Purifiegas well every ble mish on beauty, and defles de tection. It has stood the test of 40 years; noother has, gud i 80 Armicoss we fasts It to be sure it Is properly made. Accept no counterfeit of similar name, The distinguished Dr, L. A. Sayer, sald toa lady of the HAUTTONX (a patisnt): — “As you ladies will use them, | recommend Gouraud's Cream’ as the least harmful of all the Skin preparations.” Alsy Poudre Subtile ISihoven superfivous hair without injury to the FRRD, T. HOPING. Proprietor, 87 Grew Jones Street, New Yor ’ : For sale by all Druggista and Fancy Goods Jealers throughout U.8, Canada and rope. . La JORN W. Mm RRS Washi ol », ENTS % F. A MANE, PAT POR CIROULAR, TAMAR ECHL Rm 00 “Did “Uh, no, don’t you know." Henderson shoot him?” iedied of fright, Taw BNow, PINK : "ROP MM BH five ive 0 5 man under auy oir wouldnt kiss uinstances, | i. tif ly Shee se not.” He*"'And wi yr She —** Because he should take the in- jative” Got —————— THE EVILS OF POVERTY. after a visit from his 1) ch uncle “How much is that candy?" Conlectioner—"*Fifty cents a pound.’ Small Boy--*"How much is all in u — Bria all | Confectioner — “All? It would be | Small Boy (gloom'ly)—~*Uncle only | idle boy 1s often father of the | i The tramp. ; i p/Ficg | ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Byrup of Figsis taken; it is and Kelrastiiag to the taste, and acts tly on the Kidneys, ply oa the the sy» tem effectually, dispels colds, head- aches and fevers sud cures habitual oenstipation. of Figs ia the only remedy of hy ell ever duced, pleasing to the taste re Sepiabie 10 the stomach, Prompt in effects, from the most le substances, excellent com. Send Hit » all and have made it rl lar remedy known. pv, Figela fof ele in 500 - all leadin ih iy oui refliable euling eg. may not have it on hand will pro- cure it promptly for any one whe Sishae 16 try it. Do not acospt substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, Ky. _ NEW YORK, N.Y. PASTILLES.. NERS KIDDE fh & Tony, Business ¥orme, pe if Bai Sa £7 i ET is the most for boils, pimples, b remedy, lotches, otc, cure, builds up incre the system, aset the appetite, Books on BI ood and Skin diseases free. Atlanta, Ga, Cheapest, Cold in the Head it Las no equal, itis an Ointment, of whic "owt y - $y &, Tin #14 by THE SRIGINAL AND GENUIN Bur wk De 10,600 Te “ Bold by al i ~ oo ai ri For rit plied 10 the IAMOND BRAND Pins’ ™ = only Bate, Bure, an 4 reldal « Pill tor il partis > is 2 ISOrsent byt $f 4 'h v roma. crore, or send wl returs Malik . Modisen Sg ware ABFLUMIA, PA. Sng ETE. BE © Sangervns counteorfe fia ais, sad “Hellef for Ladies, CHicHEsTen Chemica Co Fri " whob ps a 5 Fo fide on. ‘Pon'tr «Try a cake of il.a Balun any saving in oost, be convinced.=s fails to soccomplish satisfactory resulis in scouring and cleaning, and labor, which more thay nd the Sores, Restores Taste Heals and Smell, and Cures ans! ng eq at News “Not ' be sald innocently; s Hor 1A. 3s - to have a weather-vane on barn. “Why so?” 80 that you CAD “Oh, that's onnecessary. Silss wears a s'raw hat the hull yearround.” Never Sarpassed. intemperance, glutic iy. £1pos ire, ex00NEeg : ts of al t iate the blood, and evi] had taxes the vital food nbarass the func. impor ant ns of digestion tions of the nutrition and exeret rw “beoomes disordered and sic Dature Is bh nike who Si. Bernard V Vege! able | ture by stimulating the tory skin and bowels nard V applicant New York. the aid ' + Kidneys, an the St. Ber ill be sent free to all . Bernard, Box Mi6, Give no back talk to a humpback. Guarantesd five yaar «ight per oeut. Mortgages on Kansas City pro perty, yabie every six months ; prins | and nisr. est ooliected when due and ren ted without expense to lender. For saie by J. H. Baueriels & Son Kansas Clty, Mo. Write for particulars, Bi ————— —— —————————" Items of Interest — Pawnbrokers’ pledges, With “No Trade Secrets to Keep,” came a little book we haidly know how to name, It alls itself “FRUIT: ractical Tree Planters.” The title is ajto gether too modest does not give a notion of (is real value, Its chuck full of practical infor mation on fruit sources, and just ¢ information one wanis We haven't space to tell what it is like, We can oniy say, SEND FOR THE BOOK, for Sark Hros,, <ouisiana, Mo., will send it free to ali.~ Farmers Electric belles— Female telegraph ista, First nierest Cann’s Kidney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bri (ht's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. 831 Arch Street, Phliad’s. $1 a bottle, 6 for §6, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures, Try it EL Trying times--The quarter sessions, Money invested in cholce one bundred dol lar building lots in suburbs of Kansas City will pay from five hundred to one thousan oh cent, the pext few years under our plan. cash and 8 per month without interest on trols a desirable lot, Particulars on ap) Ph liea tion. J. H. Baueriein & Uo. Kansas City, Mo, A Ex tem.pore—A sto; ped wateh, —— FITS An Fite #1 ree by Dr. Kilne's Gres erve No Fusalier first day's nse. Mare VOOUS cures, Treative and wun froeis k oases. Send W Dr. Kilbe 351 Aron St, Pala. U's The greatest cave 'n the world is the Mammoth Cave in Kentucky, (rast RL RAR La id, Rhy | matin 11 I Doubt and soid. Tyler & Co. Kansas City, JiafMicted with soreeyes use Dr. [sage on ‘skye water, Mer. Druggists soil at Bo. por The greatest lake In the world is Lake Superior, Er i sya th Mori niways Enjoy IL. | SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypo~ phosphites of Lime snd Soda le simost se paistable as milk. Children enjoy ®t rather than otherwise. A MARVELLOUS FLESH PRODUCER it is Indeed, and the tittle lade and lsesise who take cold saslly, may be fortified asgeinet & cough thet might prove serioue, by teking Scott's Emulsion efter thelr meals during the winter sesson. Beware of substitutions and imitations. J" ere -VASELINE- ONE.DOL LAR BIL 1 dweit va vy mel] nA wil Asitver, free of all charges, to any m Unit-d tates, all of oh following tichon care it | twoounse bottle of Pare Vaseline, - { twe-gunes bottle of Tassline Pomade, ! jar of ame line Oold >. ke of Vessiine Camgpbor los, - + | Sn Cake of Vaneling Soap: Whaoented : Cake of Vassline i two.cunoe bette of FO -e Une Vaseline or preparabion ie Or oT Ml Beate a ed RE ebronsh Mfg. Co. POSITIVELY RENMEDIED BAGGY. KNEE Greely Pant Maratelie. stodents at Marvard, Amherst, and Oelbeges, 3 by professional and business men evap. hers. Fy te for sale in Four town send B8e. GREELY, 71) Wash ington Street, i ! stamps any riage arfiole AE SA Sadie —— FR AXLE FRAZER AXE: BEST IN THE WORLD, Its wearing qualities are wASurpussce Ret po bene HEA © boxes of an rox Tika oR SALE BY DEALERS GENERALLY. and sores Tig Gas we aly pactie Fd ar OHTAIN a ie INRA AN, BALAN We Tn sold many ven b the of DR PYCHE A OO, wASR1.008, Bola by TE. PATENTS! 4 3. ORS "toe HEAD: ACJ 1 o rpg bei _—. Rhee
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