*‘Nasal Yoices, Catarrh and False Teeth,” A prominent English woman says the American women all have high, shrill, nasal voites and false teeth, Americans don’t like the constant twitting they get about this nasal twang, and yet it isa fact caused by our dry stimulating atmosphere, and the universal presence of catarrhal dif- ficulties, But why should so many of our women have false teeth? That is more of a poser to the Eng- lish, It is quite impossible to account for It except on the theory of deranged stomach action caused by imprudence in eating and by want of regular exer- cise, Both conditions are unnatural, Catarrhal troubles everywhere pre- vail and end in cough and consump- tion, which are promoted by mal-nutri- tion induced by deranged stomach action. The condition is a modern one, one unknown to our ancestors who consumption by abundant and regular use of what is now known as Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Consumption Remedy and Log Cabin Sarsaparlila, two old fashioned standard remedies handed down from our ancesters, and now exclusively put forth under the strongest guarantees of purity and 1 licacy by the world-famed makers of Warner's Safe Cure. These two reme- Lies ple ntifully used as the fall and winter seasons advance, together with an occasional ‘abin rose cream, to strengthen and protect the nasal membranes, give a positive assurance of freedom, neglected, inevitable consequences, pneumonia, lung troubles and con- sumption, which so generally and fatally prevail among our people. Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry Lo., Iowa, served four years in the late war and contracted a disease called consumption by the doctors, He had frequent hemorrhages. After using Warner's Log Cabin cough and consumstion Yemedy, he says, date of Jan. 19th, 1888: bleed at the lungs any more, my cough does not bother me, and I do not have any more smothering spells’, War- ner’s Log Cabin rose cream cured his wife of catarrh and she is “sound and well,” Of course we do not like to have our women called nose talkers and false teeth owners, but these conditions can be readily overcome in the manner in- | dicated, CHIEF JUSTICE FULLER {in Wash- ington real estate office)—1 want to get a house as near like a Chicago resi- dence as possible to find. Agent—Yes, sir, When you settle in Washington you want home, I suppose, “That’s the idea." “Well, street that will just suit you. trees dying of consumption, sewer on one side, and smoke stack on the other. Fifty thous- and dollars please.’ ia——— Two BRUTES. — Magistrate — What 1s the charge against this man? an open at a baby and cut its head. Magistrate—Are you a regular pho- tographer? Vrisoner—Yes, your Honor. 1 had been trying for two mortal hours to take a picture ot that little imp—I mean little baby, your—honor—and—"’ Magistrate—You are discharged. I usad to be a photographer myself, A FRIEND visiting in a minister's family where the parents were very strict In regard to the children’s Sun- day deportment, was confidentially in- “she would hke to be a minister.” “Why?” inquired the friend rather puzzled to understand what bad given the child so sudden an admiration for that calling. ened by the prompt reply: holler on Sunday.” “30 I could “Isn't the baby a wee little thing for seven mouths,” “Oh, not so very, ally. They feed bim on milk.” He's small natur- condensed . Interested People, Advertising a patent medicine in the Kemp’ does it is indeed wonderful. all druggists to give those who call for it s Balsam, for Coughs and Colds, Hoe, trink and $1. Wecertainly would advise a it may save you from SGBAU Pion. i A Railway time tables are now made | : FARM NOTES, Live Stock Nortes.—The heavy work of the summer has left team horses somewhat reduced, They should have the best of care to keep them up for fall plowing, and other work yet to be done. They should be fed good gound old oats, and be well groomed every day. Mares that are weaning their foals sometimes fall to dry up their milk readily. In such cases they should be milked every day until they dry up. Cows should be sheltered from the chilly dews at night, and from cold rains at all times, Boar pigs that are left entire should be kept apart from the rest of the herd. If the hogs are not in pasture rich enough to supply all they require 1t should be supplemen- ted with other food. Corn meal and bran In equal parts make a good ration for growing hogs. Milk and butter- milk, all there 18 to spare, should be fed to them throughout the season. Lambs that are intended for the market should be kept In growing condition. If weaned, a little oil meal boiled to a lent ration for them. Cull out the flock avd fatten off all sheep that fall below the proper standard of excel- lence, HAVE the plants | in readiness to go into the houses, and the Houses in complet e readiness to receive them, * It is better to take in the plants too soon | than too late. A cold autumnal storm and gale will often do more damage than actual frost. Have both plants and pots clean, the plants free of insects, and trimmed into shape. Have the furnaces so that a fire can be made | should there be a sudden demand. If the window is to be furnished and new plants purchased from a florist, procure | them early before they have been ex- | posed to heat, 50 as not to have them | exposed to severe changes of tempera- ture. Nothing is more useful for the | window garden than the Dutch bulbs. Procure hyacinths, narcissuses and them, and place them in a dark cellar where they may form roots, Lay in a stock of soil, sand, pots and sui other supplies as may be wanted winter, and be all ready. PropanLy the best tonic for fowls | is the **Douglass mixture,” Take one | { pound of sulphate of iron and two | ounces of sulphuric acid and dissolve | in one gallon of water. Add one | | tablespoonful of this mixture lo one | gallon of drinking water for the birds. Remove the droppings from the twice a week, as is often 1f this practice were strictly | would be less disease | and better resulls gen- of once or among erally. Cull the fowls very closaly. poultry It will birds, | horses should be worked A horse that is kept at regu- and not overworked, will Farum steadily. A good horse should If fed on nutritious food there need be no fear of the horse losing The muscles the animal w stand service, flesh will il be Old bard, and enabled to become preference to that which is whole, BEETS FOR CATTLE FEED. A care. its bearings by James T. H. Marb.ehead, Mass., has decided cultivator that “beets for cattle food are well worth fully as many (rregory, dollars per ton, without taking into the increase of he | manure, and that the sverige cost, when pits, with every item of expense inclu- ded, need bushel. WanNens Log in the days of our hardy forefathers, are “old timers’ but *‘old reliable.” They comprise a **Sarsaparilla,’ * Hops “Hair Tonle,” “Extract,” for External and Internal **Plasters,”’ “Rose Cream,’ for and “Liver Pills,” They are H, Warner & Co., pro- prietors of Warner's Safe Remedies, the standard value of those great preparations. All ALL surplus fruit should be dried or It is a waste of land and fertility to allow fruit to fall and rot. | It Is expenstye feeding for hogs econsider- convenient reference, Have you a fow hours’ or a few days’ spare time occasionally that you would like to turn into money 71{ so, then write quickiy to B. ¥. Johnson & Co., of Richmond, Va, and they will give you informa tion that will prove to be money in your pocket. Spain has lost her old-time grandeur and haughty power, but she can boast of the youngest king in the world. —————————— Frager Axie Grease, There is no need of being imposed on it you will insist on having the Frazer Brand of Axle Grease, One greasing will last two weeks, ——— I AIA Do not put fresh skimmed milk into the churn unless you want Lo waste one-fifth of your bmtter in the butter. milk, Nothing Cares y, Gravel, Bright's, Hears, Diabates, Urinary, liver Diseases, Nervousness, &c., ike Canon's Kidney Care, Ofioe, $31 Arca Bt, Phila. $1 a bottle, 6 for $5. AL Druggisis Cures the worst cases, Care guarantesd. ry iL nscale SSO Turn the sod under gio frost ap- pears if you wish to kill out the cut- worms, Rupture cure guaranteed by Dr, J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch a, ’hil’s, Pa. at once, no operation or a lay from business, attested by thou. sands of cures after others fall, advice free, send for circular. Raw carrots, sliced, are oprelatod by bor es and cows ut all times, pay to cut down the trees aud devote the land to some other crop. Tie proper temperature for sweet potatoes in winter is about 60 degrees, It they are not expossd to a tempera. ture lower than 56 degrees they will keep easily. When [0Orst stored in the cellar they should be kept at 70 degrees until well dried, gradually lowering the temperature to 00 degrees, As the pear and the peach should not be cultivated alike they should be grown on separate locations, Both demand vigilance from the grower in guarding against the borer, and both will be free from disease for a longer period if not allewed to overbear until the trees are well developed and ma. tured. Mercy is so good a servant that it will never allow its master to die a beggar. The virtues that lie in War- ner’s Log Cabin Plasters are as bene ficlent and lasting as the qualities of mercy. Best and cheapest poroused plaster in ‘market. Tuene are 200 men engaged in the celery industry in the suburbs of Grand Haven—more than all the saw mills have employed in the last ten years, O:diparily no one should stay at a dinner longer than three hours, and ins taking leave the guest bids farewell only to the hostess. | | i : Log Cabin Success, What alls the young men? Robert Garrett’s father left him a fortune of twenty millions, He was from childhood reared in luxury; he re. ceived a splendid education with an especial training Into a thorough knowledge of rallroad management and was expected to succeed his father as a ratlroad king. Within three years of the responsi- bilities whieh his father’s death threw upon hin were assumed, he 18 reported a broken down man, with mind and health permanently shattered, George Law is another young man left with millions of money, who is re ported among the ‘‘wrecks.” His father, bred a stone mason, was of gig- antic size and strength, with commen- surate brain power, 80 he became a great contractor, then a railread King and left half a dozen millions for his son to dissipate, The young man is a | The founders of both of these great | estates were borne in the most humble walks of life, grew strong, mentally and physically, by simple living and | honest labor and deyeloped into intel | lectunl plgmies, The great men of our country have | come from the elegant | mansions of the cities, but from the | Log Cabins of the rural districts, Sim- | ple ways of living, freedom from dissi- pation and enervating pleasures, sim- | effective and | which leave no poison in the system, develop brawny, brainy men, who | compel the world to recognize their | The wholesome, old-fashioned ILog Cabin remedies are the safest and | surest for family use. Our grand- | mothers knew bow to prepare the teas | and syrups of roots, berts and balsams which drive disease oul of the system by natural methods and leave no after ill effects, The most polent after m, secured by H. | fame, and are | now put out for the ‘‘healing of the long and | searching mvestizatic Regulate the regulator wit ying health, strength, mental and bodily vigor, you may hope to cope | successfully with the most gigantic | financial problems of the age, without | wrecking health and manhood, Moraner (returning home) — Well, how have the children been behaving | while I been away? Father — O, they're cross and bad | tempered. } “Is that so? Well, where do they | get their bad temper, [ should hike to | 1 am any of | But lost ‘I declare I can’t tell, | sure their mother hasn't bers.” an————— Boy (to editor) — There® 's & man out. | side who wants to&now who wrole | that article on Jim Boggs who disap. | peared last week. Editor-—-Ge back and wrots it, Joy (returning )—Thal's a nice man, boss, “What Lim?" Site said that was the best plece we had in the paper in a year, and he gave me a ten dollar bill.” —— DRINK ANY.~Old Jei- Catnip, upon his Orst visit to | the city, went with a friend to the res. tanrant. While they were sitting at a table a young fellow, carrying a lawn tennis racquet, came into the room, Old Jefferson, after garding the in- strument for a few minutes, turned to 8 friend and said: ‘John, dinged ef Id drink any milk m this town.’ “Why not? “Why not? (pointing) tell him you did he say when you told WourLpx™: s Gry Jest look at | Blamed ef you FORGOT ABOUT IT,~Brown-—Have vou seen Robinson recently, Dumiey? I hear he has been sick, Dumliey—Yes, I saw him this morn- ing. I “How is het” “By thunder, I forgot to ask him. 4 : Ii i Nervous WIFE (traveling in Jersey) | —&h, Henry, what makes the locomo- | tive shriek so? | Husband — Don't know. mosquito probably. Bitten by a | i i To preserve the juice of lemons, mix it with one-tenth of alcohol and then bottle. By this means 1t will be pre- } vented from decomposing, ———— | Mow to Help Your Drigestion, | Almost every day we feel the unpleasant | sensations df indigestion. Try ALILCOK'S Porous PLASTERS and be relieved. J. F, Davenport, of Canarsie, New York writes: I bave been very wm uct 1 troubled with » | | violent pain below ihy chestbone. I was told by several physicians that it was rheumatism of the diaphragm. It resulted | from cold and exposure. 1 had very little | appetite and digested my food with great | diffienlty. I placed one of ALLCOCK'S Porous PLASTER below the breast bone and two on each side. In the course of twenty-four hours all pain ceased, and I was able to eat and digest a good squars meal, something I had not done bofore in two weeks, I got better constantly, and at the and of seven days found myself entirely well. Bince then 1 have used ALLCOCK'S Porous PLASTERS for colds, coughs and pains in my side, and I have always found them quick and effective. Secretary Falrchild's grandfather was the printer and publisher of a newspaper. His falher was a lawyer. ———————— lL LS This Ia the best time of the whole year to purify your biood, LEcANSe NOW Jou are MOTE SuAcepli. bie to benefit from modicing than at any other season, Hood's Sarsapariila is the best medicine to take, and it 1s the most economical 100 Doses One Dollar. Hs IIA Henry VIII died of carbuncles, fat, snd fury. CouLoN's FLOOR HIM, Aor gaz ing out upon the river from the ferry dock for a while he sldled up to an old lake captain who was leaning against the rail and asked: “How far is it dows to Lake Erle?” “Elghteen miles,” “Why did they call it Lake Erie?” “It was named after a man named Erle, who never came down to this dock without asking us if we'd have a glass of beer with him. Ah! he was a fine man, He's dead now.” “And if a man named Jones came along and asked all of you to drink you'd change the name to Lake Jones, I suppose?”’ “We would, sir,” “Very well, captain, My name Is Black, bat I'll see Jones lu a few days and speak to him about it. Meantime, try and get along on water. is this river?” But the captain wouldn't answer, BUSINESS, —**Mr, FuLL or fi'*And what did you say?” | *I told him he must give me a little | time and he sald 1 could have the usual | thirty days or five per cent off for cash, { and then he stopped and apologized. What uty I to think of him, papa?”’ “Thi of him! shouted the man, I young business, and you can’t old say ‘yes’ too | A CASH TRI 8T.— Would-be customer | trust me for a few things | for a couple of days? Grocer — Come aroun: 11. “Bat 1 will have the money then.’ “Then is when I would trust you. ud in & couple of | ’ Lad al extreme tl at appetite or feelin sirengih fier 32 E€h y ig of misery It is Lapossible le- | Hosd"s Sarsapa i= aling an apy Qi ges. the whole system, giving toning up ¢ in place « and al cine for cre tion, and Mvily 1288 strength and a ¥. 1 Be sare Ho thos sall debilit to gel Hood's. a every resulls, Ire have KE, arTill iy =] take nic, wilh ni Hool's Sarsapar »1'A Barsagy year as ommend thal mis | 34 Bridge “ sfact ia to who Lg al tired Street, Br Becilig nn Tan Hood’ 8 Sarsaparilla | all droge $i 8x for $5. Prep ¥ 1 HOOD A © ', we Mase 100 Doses One Dollar Sod red "i PETER HENDERO! patch of allalf: ut by one hundred, or on teenth part of an near St furnished feed months for a cow amount, or atout one-eighth of an | acre, would be ample to supply a cow with food during the enlire season. states that a | twenty-five feet | iy about one-six- | acre, used as a soil Augustine, Fla. ugh the summer and twice that " the thr LAND for wheat should it own fine. laler on, again plowed and bharrowed until the soil 1s as fine as that of agarden, The is the most in con- nection with important matller ErOowWing the crop. BRINGING THE Bi Ds -ne benefit which the farmer who premises with artificial realize, and which groves will should by no means be lost sight of, is that such groves invite the insect destroying birds, which are the farmer's Lest friends in protecting fruits or other crops from the ravages of destructive insects, Tue {irst, last and always necessary item in poultry-raising is good care, and no one should undertake the busi- this, “1 sm weary of moaned oF Mrs. Black, “For I'm fairly in my back ; My nerves are a chain Of weakness and pain, And my poor head is aching would crack.” “Now, don't be dis Mra, White, “It is never so dark but there's of light; 1 can tell you What will give you reliel— ving,” PH worn oul with as if It yaraged,’ cried good mise pre in brief, set you right.’ It is the only remedy for woman's pects J he weakness and aliments, manufacturers, that it will tion in every case or | funded, | Large bottles (100 doses) §1. Six for §5, A —— IIIS lar flower, but there are mapy com- plaints by those who attempt its cul. ture year after year about its fallure to blossom well. Can a Man Swallow a Cannonball T Well “that depends.” He can worthy of some consideration in view of | the sizs of some of the pills that are pre | scribed for suffering humanity, Why not | throw them “to the dogs,” and take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pelista? Small, | sugar-coated, purely vegetable, perfectly harmless, in ‘glass, and always fresh. o_o AT the rate apples have been shipped away from Tonia this fall there will be a scarcity of good fruit for home con- sumption. Is MII , Don't You Know that you cannot afford to neglect that ecatarrh? Don’t you Know that it may lead to consumption, to insanity, to death? Don't you know that it ean be easily eured? Don't you know that while the thousand and one nostrums you have tried bave utterly falled that Dr, Bage's Catarrh Remedy is a certain cure? It has stood the test of oars, and there are hundreds of thousands of greatful men and women in all parts of the country who can testify to its efficacy. All druggists. C—O AAI George 1V died of gluttony and drundenness, Tue blood is the regulator. Regu. late the Regulator with Warner's Log Cabin lla. It cures all im- purities, It is the largest bottle in the niAIketol20 doses for $l. Your d it, Buy it for your Se benefit as well as your own, ————— A —— James 1 died of drinking and the good gifts, and it's hard work: wt > y th ie world's or is thing else, a} “ and rheumatic if you are that way, you a prescrip! ii druggist. All druggists We it. nerve tonic, : up great iN & OD ingluon, Ve one FIsy pRAWD[ 10 the hardest slorm, and oovers Lhe ent The Best Waterproof Coat. will kvep you dry he pew POMMEL 8LIC NL CR EI ee artnet 18 Cig eon, Beware of brnltgtions, Js ma gnu ny ¥ilkio Fustreted Catal opus free, 4.4973 , Boston Mess | A general burning of wheat in the chinch bug districts will destroy mililons of germs now that will | voracious bi 12 next summer, Regulate the Reg L Og Sold by all druggists, gulator, by Cabin Sarsapariila 120 do ges $1. i — } | takes from the soll the elements for it support, and with the plants for that purpose, The best therefore, is clean cultivation, crop plants. yo A sCORE.—Hard-up Gent—Say, bos 't yer give a feller a few cents 4 IF 't you do living? You ns instead of Mr. DD lawney — Why don faw yaw oun ask for bwal ty t yer had the most of. “AXD is that yellow dome which field yonder the roof of an- ng?’ asked the city visitor of his country friend. “Oh, no!” said the farmer, “that is {my prize pumpkin you see, which is | growi ng ri ight along for the agricultur- ARE TOR OLDEST FAMILY STANDARD. 3 Purely Vegetable Compon und mercury or other Brious and sure always, For sale by al ! Dr ug Full printed directions for us ng with Cea t ackage. Dr. Schenck’s new book on The Sp Liver and Stomach SENT FER, Ad. gress Dr, 1. H. Schenck & Son Ph adel; hia, MARVELOUS MEMORY NISCNV FRY, Any honk learved in one reading. Mind wandering cured. freaking without notes Whelly uplike artificial systems, Piracy condemned by Supreme Conve, CGront Inds serpents 10 cotreopondenos classes Prowges with opinions of | mend, the w rd fared Bpecialist in Mind disosscs, Daniel irecnlen! Thompson, the reat Pape choke ogist, Backley. PD. 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