The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, April 26, 1888, Image 3

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Teeth.”
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A prominent
the American women all have high,
shnll, nasal volces and false teeth,
Americans don’t like the constant
twitting they get about this nasal
twang, and yet it is a fact caused by
our dry stimulating atmosphere, and
the universal presence of catarrbal dif-
ficulties,
But why should
women have false teeth?
That is more of a peser to the Eng-
lish, It Is quite impossible to account
for 1t except on the theory of deranged
stomach action caused by imprudence
in eating and by want of regular exer-
cise,
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere ‘pre-
vail and end in cough and consump-
tion, which are promoted by mal-nu-
trition induced by deranged stomach
action. The condition a modern
80 many of our
18
one of his coat buttons, ‘‘this is leap
| year, isn’t ite”
| “Yes, Mamie,”” he answered, as he
| that was pillowed on his manly bosom,
| ‘This is the year when the proposing
is done dy the young ladies?”
“Yes.”
pose to you?”
| the matter a thought—I—er—to tell
the truth, I've only known you for—
that 1s to say—"'
“I'm glad you didnt expect me to
propose, No, John, dearest, 1 couldn’t
be so immodest. I am going to let you
do the proposing yoursed in the old-
fashioned way. The old-fashioned way
is good enough for me.”
And the gentle maiden gave ber lover
a beaming smile and the youth rejolced
that he bad found such a treasure of
modesty.
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For Curiosity s
SAKE. -In the act
one, one unknown to ourancestors who
prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and
consumption by abundant and regular
use of what is known as Warner's log |
Cabin Cough and Consumption Rem: |
+ : Ny i
edy and Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, two
old fashioned standard remedies handed |
down from our ancestors, and now ex- |
clusively put forth under the strongest |
guarantees of purity and efficacy by the |
world-famed makers of Warner's safe |
cure, These two remedies plentifully
used as the spring and summer seasons
advance give a positive assurance of
freedom, both from catarrh and those |
dreadful and if neglected, inevitable |
consequences, pneumonia, lung trou- |
bles and consumption, which gen- |
erally and fatally prevail among our |
people,
Comrade Ell Fisher, of Salem, Henry |
Co., Iowa, served four years in the late |
war, and contracted a disease called
consumption by the doctors, He had |
frequent hemorrhages. After using
Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Con-
sumption remedy, he says, under date
of January 10th, 1888: “I do not bleed |
at the lungs any more, my cough does |
not bother me, and I do not have any |
more smothering spells,” ‘Warner’s |
Log Cabin Rose Cream cured his wife
of catarrh and she is *‘sound and well.” |
Of course we do not like to have our
women cal'ed nose talkers and false
teeth owners, but these conditions can |
be readry overcome in the manner in-
dicated, |
SO
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Dartolozz: De ~Under this
somewhat unintelligible title a London
firm is exhibiting some very ingenious
applications of stippled engravings, in
the style of the great Florentine artist,
to furniture and room decoration. The
effect is very novel, though it is rather
a revival than a new art. The method
adopted in the decoration of the room
in New Bond street is that of applying
designs printed on Indian paper from
original stippled copper plates by work-
ers in the Bartolozzi style to the wood-
work of cabinets, fireplaces and door
panels. These engrav 8 can be print-
ed in any r, thus se gre. t
variety of effect. The impressian
gummed the woodwork in ti
places left for them, and then varnish-
ed over, t peculiar lightness of the
making it most suited to the dec-
of furniture of t Adam's
Messrs, Morant
ig the whole sid oom, in
ig a door and a firepl with
rror with fluted pilasters and orna-
ment in festoon, decorated
manner. Ail the woodwork
room is painted with pure white,
wall above the walnscol being of a ig
green stippled pattern, The effect
this green and white scheme of decor
tion is inexpressibly chaste and light,
the green employed being the beautiful
tone to be found only in the best Wedg-
wood. In fact, the whole decoration
forcibly recalls to mind begat ex-
amples of the application to furniture
of Wedgwood plaques, and Messrs, Mo-
rant, why claim that the method 1s al.
50 Inexpensive, are to be cougratuiated
on having introduced at one and the
same time a cheap and teautiful form
of art decoration.
mvt 10)
col Uring
3 Are
on wo ©
he
17 f the
are al
I resent
11
t iy
Howl
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r at ace
in
of
the
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Alcohol and Insanity. — Alcohol and
ypium are to-day responsible for much
leterioration of brain. Dipsomania
and the opium babit being on the in-
crease among Americans, there 18 a
greatly increased nervousness and
increasing inherited disposition to the
different neuroses; and the condition
known as cerebral hyperaemia, an in-
crease in the quantity of the blood
within the capillaries of the brain or
rather one form of it, of w
origin resuiting from overwork an
mental strain,
crease, Insanty is not only appearing
at an earlier age than formerly,
there is also a decided increase of in-
sanity disproportionate to the increase
of population. Edueational pressure on
the young, to the neglect of
unnatural habits of
living, the great
are all tending to induce and multiply
nervous diseases, many of which must
terminate in mental diseases,
tp pm
A Home-made Fountain Pen.—Take
iwo ordinary steel pens of the same
sattern and insert them in the common
solder, The inner pen will be the writ-
ng pen. Between this and the outer
pen will be held a supply of ink, when
they are once dipped Into the ink.
stand, that will last to write several
pages of manusoript. It is not necess-
ary that the points of the two pens
should be very near together; but if
the flow of ink 18 not rapid enough the
pointe may be brought nearer by a bit
of thread or a minute rubber band.
aici sieant
It was reported a short time ago that
piles bad been driven by dynamite In
ome German experiments, Later ad-
vices conferning the process state that
ain iron plate sixteen Inches in diame
ser and five inches thick 1s placed on
;he top of the pile to be driven, and up-
yn this plate a pound and a half charge
of dynamite is exploded by electricity.
The force of the explosion drives the
pile nto the mud as far as would five
blows struck by a weight of 3250
pounds falling from a height of ten
feet,
dose of medicine, the Kentuekian felt
the hostess’ little girl cling to his coat
tail, while at the same time she made
to look on while he imbibe
liquid.
|
|
puzzied senator. ‘May |
dear, why you are so interested in t
matter?”
“Ob, yes,” crled the child promptly,
want to see you drink, because
<>
bo #
il.
try hotel at a late hour of the nig
tiusband (to waiter)—What
Waiter—We have nothing but
beefsteak,
“Only one beefsteak?
will have to go on an
stomach. How about that, eh?
i
to bed
"n
. - .
SHE (laying down book)—1'il read
no more! Just think of the horrible
savages— breaking a man on a wheel!
ne—Um! What are you reading,
my dear?
**The History of the Middle Ages.”
Roulette.” 1've
that wheel,”
ise on ween
poor fellow on
STRIPES AND CHECKS, —Vi
convict)—Well, my man, what got
to wearing stripes?
Convict—Forgin’
many
you
checks,
- -
Finst WATCH — What's the
with your face? You look sick.
Second Watch—Yes, | am,
run down.
matter
I'm all
-
for steal-
Tie man gho was arrested
ing some window glasses sald he was
seeking more ight. Aud he certainly
t lots of panes to find it,
—
I LovE you with a deep and undying
affection,’”’ he sighed, “(Ci
that the affecti
“Why tainly,”
matter-of-fact young ls
particular use for
¥ veut 431
Hi iS TEN i
er
ire
-> aw
be eaten
general
with
¢
vO
Se I
the
Fasn dt
Je
ay
ruie is
fork.
-
“What Drag Will
secur These
Hence 7
English
Ma
in, asked
rheth, y munrd
questi :
di
will scour tt
and bring
Golden Medical
it. When the pt ,
causing drowsin
1 loss of appetite, use this won.
{talizer, which never f
liver into perfect
out superfinous bile, brings t
health to the cheek a
to the eye. All druggists
unsands of victims
inggish,
ails
driv
glow
atural spar)
fi
aston
action,
ue
It is not now considered improper to
take sult with your knifefrom the salt-
cellar.
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A Pleasure Shared by Women Only.
Malherbe, the gifted French author,
clared that of all things that man possesses,
women alone take pieasure in being pos
seased. This seems generally
sweeter sex,
for an ohject to cling to and love-—to louk
to for protection. This being her preroga-
tive, ought she not be told that Dr, Pierce's
Favorite Prescription is the physical salva.
tion of her sex? It banishes those dis-
tressing maladies that make her life a bur-
den, curing all painful irregularities, unter.
ine disorders, inflammation and ulceration,
nd kindred
cures nervous exhaustion, pros.
do.
{
!
{ and hypochondria, and promotes refresh.
{ing sleep.
{ The basket in which spoons and
| forks are kept should be lined
| flannel.
- :
Some Foolish veople
Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond
the reach of medicine, hey often say,
| “Oli, it will wear away,” but in most cases
| it wears them away. Could they be in-
| dueed to fry the successful medicine cdlled
{ Kemp's Balsam, they would immediately
| dome, Large bottles, 50 cents and $1.00,
Trial vive sree. At all Drnggista,
The pineapple is almost the only
fruit which requires both knife and
fork in the eating.
Nothing Cures Dropay, Gravel, Bright's,
Diabates, Urinary, Liver Diseases, Nervousness,
&c,, ike Cann's Kidney Cure, OMce, 831 Arch
StL, Phils. $l a bottle, 6 for $5. At Druggista
Cures the worst cases, Care guaranteed, ‘iry it
Delicate inte ery
Heart,
tinted napery such as pink
or light blue Is a poor Investment for
everyday wear,
Comumption Surely Cored,
To the Editor: Please inform your readers
that 1 have a positive remedy for the above
pamed disease, By ita timely use thousands of
hopeless canes have been fotmanem cured. |
shall be glad to send two a remedy
Jou readers who have consum
FREE to any of pe
tion if they will send me thelr Kxpross and P,
address, Respsctfuily,
To A. SLOCUM, M.C,, 181 Pear] St, N, Y.
oo tl ere ene
The carver should be provided with
a sharp knife and a fork with a guard,
A -— ——
Fraser Axle Grease,
There is no need of being imposed on if
you will insist on having the Frazer Brand
of Axle Grease. One greasing will last
two weeks
HH
OF PURE COD LIVER OIL
AND HYPOPHOSPHITES
Containing the stimulating properties of tha
Hypophosphites combined with the Fattening
and Strengthening qualities of Cod Liver Oil,
the potency of both being largely increased,
A Remedy for Consumption.
For Wasting in Children.
For Scrofulons Affections.
For Anemia and Debility
For Coughs, Colds & Throat Affections.
In fuct; ALL discases where there is an in-
flammation of the Throat and Lungs, a
WASTING OF THE FLESH, and a WANT
OF NERVE POWER, nothing in the world
oyuals this palatable
SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS.
Fanulsion,
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and CONDITIONS
Relieve and Cure.
aslaaly
READ SYMPTOMS
This Remedy will
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» deceased (who has order-
ument)—That looks a
(pointing with his cane).
tien should go in there,
t Man— Your friend was a
married man, was he pot?
“Oh, ves, marred four times, *’
“How would AT REST do,
1 Ty » Tr
IN THE TORY
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bare,
Some inscriy
Monumen
ttle
Hult
then?"
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Miss BrnowN—Y ou must come tomy
Elsie, and play.
a TT
ere, Miss
Ww
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“Then what are they?”
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SOMETHING WORTH READING,
Pxtiract from the New York World
Most Wonderful Bemedy,
“New Yorsx far
oa syTerer I1
wl weak
2 8 por
nand aw
wing 10 Le voi Wenxen ™
This word hose praise is
be
wwers of
eYers
INtIesn
the most
MArveious in iis
rem
r discove
arkable ot
Lear
nervous Anes fle i y thi
| great nerve tonle Here a
! person rescued from the grave, as was Mrs,
Annie Donovan, of Attawaugan, C
thére a case saved in that terrible dis
, insanity, as was Mr, W, C, Miles,
| 40 Blue Hill avenue, Ik Mass,
cures of paralysis
that of Mr. Alexa
Asylum, Philadel]
been able to walk before for
| atoration from
ve
f ’
fr
tr Aa
wl
ag
n of years’ standing, like
i of the Marine
who hb not
VORArs: « -
neuralgia and
| rheumatism, of Mr. James
down, of 27 Market street, New York City
Cures of sleeplessness, with nervous and
physical exbaustion, are very frequent, the
| wortlerful cure of Mra. W, F. Abbe, of 10
Affleck street, Hartford, Conn. being only
| one among thousands, Altogether, the re-
| markable powers of Dr, Greene's Nervura
Nerve Tonic in curing a! forms of nervous
| diseases like the above, and restoring to
health sufferers from nervousness, DErvous
weakness, nervous debility, despondency,
| depression of mind, beadache, trembling,
numbness, dyspepsia, indigestion, consti
| pation, the opinm or chloral habit, &e.,
have demonstrated it to be a remely
wonderful powers, and at times of almost
i miraculous effects in curing disease, It is
not to be wondered ai, therefore, that drug
| stores every where are overwhelmed with
orders for this remarkable remedy, and it
is almost impossible to supply the demands
! from the hundreds of thousands of sufferers
| from nervous diseases. All druggists keep
| the remedy, at §1 per bottle, and its low
| price places it within the reach of all, If
your druggist does not have it, he will get
it for you.
ad
the severest
like the case
of
- ——o ai
Peach leaves pounded to a pulp, and
applied to bruise or wound from rusty
nail, or a simple cut, will give immedi-
ate relief,
a——
Farmers and others who have a little
leisure time for the next few months will
find it thei interest to write to B. F. John-
son & Co,, of Richmond, whose advertise
ment appears iu another column. They
offer great inducements to persons to werk
for them all or part of their time.
It is said freckles can be removed by
washing the skin in water in which is
dissolved a small plece of borax,
This is the best time of the whole year to purily
your blood, because BOW you are more suscepti.
ble to benefit from medicine than at any other
season. Hood's Sarsaparilia is the best medicine
10 take, and tis the most sconomical-<100 Doses
One Dollar,
I —-
— fh cma——
Salt-cellars and small water carafes
may be placed up and down the launch
eon tabls.
sa —
“Taylor's Hospital Cure for Catarrh’’ can
be obtained on application by letter to the
City Hall Pharmacy, 204 Bway, New
York. Free pamphlet
1
| A DnreapyvnL THREAT.—AnD Aus-
tin colored man, with protruding eyes,
{ rushed into Justice Tegener’s office and
exclaimed:
‘f wants Col, Jones, who libs nex’
door to me. put under a million dollars
bonds ter keep do peace.”
“Tas he threatened your life???
| “He has done dat berry ding. He
| sald he war g'wine ter fill de nex’ nig-
gah he found after dark, in his hen-
house, plum full ob buckshot,”
VERY CONSIDERATE. —* Well, John
said old man Jordan to his young friend
“you have just married, I hear.”
“Yes, sir,”” he answered, with a
{ spring morning smile, *‘just a month
| ago, and I want you to go up to dinner
with me to-day.’”’
“Have you got a cook?”
“Nao.
“Well, my boy, 8’pose we go Lo 4 ress
taurant this thine. You must remem-
ber I had a young wife once myself.’
————
FREE TRADE V8. PROTECTION, —
“Father.” sald a voung Austin swell
with sporting proclivities. “exp’ain to
me somethiog about protection, What
is the duty on sugar?”’
“I don’t konw anything about the
| duty on sugar, but I can tell you some-
| thing about the duty on tobacco, Its]
{ my duty to seize all thecigars 1 can get |
hold of.” and reaching over toward his |
| son’s vest pocket, he snatched a hard- |
| ful of Havanas.
“So that’s the dntly on
| it?" said the young mar
| may be somewhat muddled
| economy, but that 1
| like free trade,”
nts
o
=
on political
a good deal
1
DORKS
| “AN EVASIVE ANSWER.— AN Aus.
tin attorney, who had many times sent
| away an impecunious client with equiv-
| day disturbed under a press of business
| by the aforesaid client walking
| his office,
{ “You here again?”
impatiently.
“Yes,” answered
said
the
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. ’
wig cueni
$
wi
retorted the attorney
“Well, then,”
Lis time; 1 mean some
| “T didn't mean Li
| other time,”
A Userur
(to new servant)— What do you
by giving U jog that good meat?
“I do it to encourage the poor
mal.”
“Encourage him to do what?”
{| “To keep on heiping me to wash the
| dinner dishes clean. I don’t
| wash them hardly at all, he lic
80 clean.”
Lady faints,
mean
at ¢
ast
alii
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| Kia Dear’
{ goes a funeral, |
“A man by the 1
| knew him well,”
“What disease did |
“Oh, he caught
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| him uv
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thing eine.” A A}
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own, Hood's Bareaparifa broug
1 ieeling, 40d made us fe
1o any
Sarsaparilia
Iggisin. §1; mix for ’
HOOD & CO Ap
100 Doses (
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Hood’s Sarsaparilla
all droggists, $1; six for §5. Prepared of
HOOD & CO,, Apathecaries, Lowell Maw
100 Doses One Dollar
FREE
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y $100t0
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Silk and Satin Ribbons
LADIES, TIS IS FOR YOU
300 '.”
whi oun for
give thelr whole t
nnents may ve pr
VARCAnCIeE In Lowne
& OO, 203 Main st. ¥
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a 20 years experience in 31 RP ECTAL dis y
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gent. How to got an box contain
A ssoriment of these elegant ribbons
The Practical Mosse hooper and adie
Fireside ompanion, shied mnouihly by ue, ne
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SYMPTOMS OF THE DISEASE,
others, thick, tenacious, mu
the eyes are weak | there fa ris
or oomaghing to clear the throat,
tor, together with soals from uloers;
bas a “nasal twang the
@
the
above.named symptoms are likely to be pr
No disease 8 80 0OMmMOn, more
root,
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TREATMENT,
cure the disease
oually at the
soothing and bea
tarrhal
Ei]
RELIANCE.
Or
Be ers
@QAGL9
Crrarpn Rem Dy
: \
1
L ) tote & re
ny mn
Gai
: us membranes of the nasal ar
-DAMGEOS retion of their fol
lands, thereby 1 and thickened mer
and restoring it ate, moist, be
dition. As a bl Ar thous
which complicate catarrh are diseases ( he Doing muoci
branes. or of the biocod, it will readily pect why tis 1m
the
iy
and putrid:
g the disennmd (
tarrh Hemed)
ri a ever iz
It i= mild and @nt to use, producing no sna
Or pain, ans taining no stron frritating, Or Cals
her poison, Thies Remedy is a power
fs changed and
smell and taste
ir. Sages Ca
prepar
LocaL
vers
Pres.
Only a few of the
in the grave Fe '
dangerous, as
:
i
faulty |
|
| AGENT.
{ tic drug, or ot . ]
{ ful antiseptic, and speedily destroys all bad smell which =
| panics MO Many Cases of oatarrh, thus affording great oom
| those who suffer from this disease.
The Golden Medical Discovery is the natura
PERMANENT * helpmate ” of Dr. SBage’s Oatarrh Remedy. It
not only cleanses, purifies, regulates, end builds
C up the system to a healthy standard, and con-
URES. quers throat, bropehial, an ung complications,
when any such exist, but, from Hs apecite
effects tipon the lining membrane of the nasal passages, t aids
f can ane materially in restoring the discasd, thi kened, or uvicerated mem.
| brane to a bealthy condition, and thus eradiontes the disease.
of a Jocal, | When a cure is effected In this manner it ix permanend.
Hoth Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and bo Sages
Catarrh Remedy are sold by druggists the world over, BOOVOTY
1.00, six bottles ot $500, Dr, Sage's Catarrh Remedy 80 cents;
fdoren bottles $2.50, :
A complete Treatise on Catarrh, giving valuable hints as to
clothing, diet, and other matters of importance, will bo mailed,
eyes, impure | oct paid th any address, on receipt of a 2-oent postage stamp.
i Address, World's Dispensary Medical Association,
No. 663 Main Street, Burrato, N.Y.
It has a specific
Size or PELLETS,
+000
000
7/
77 THE ORIGINAL
|ITTLE LIVER PILLS.
PURELY VEGETABLE! PERFECTLY HARMLESS!
As 8 LIVER PILL, they are Uncqualed !
EBM ALILIEST, CHEAPRST, BEASIRAT TO TAR.
Beware of Imitations, which contain Poisonous Always ask for
Dr, Pierce's Pelleta, which are | LET A Do
or Anti-billous Granules. TA
SICK HEADACHE,
& Aystemn: a coon patio
or pation,
vials, hermetionlly senlod. Al
ble. A te
OY
min Conti on,
Pious, Moadgche, Diainges Contiteton:
ments of the stomash and bowels, are fy
faved y cured by the uso of Bw,
eres’ Tots, hiring their. remedial
Frothfully be said that their action v.pon the system is universal, Bot &
gland or Uesue escaping their sanat. ve influence.
Manufactured by WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
$ BUry ™N. wr
and relia.