———— Teeth.” ————————— A prominent the American women all have high, shnll, nasal volces and false teeth, Americans don’t like the constant twitting they get about this nasal twang, and yet it is a fact caused by our dry stimulating atmosphere, and the universal presence of catarrbal dif- ficulties, But why should women have false teeth? That is more of a peser to the Eng- lish, It Is quite impossible to account for 1t except on the theory of deranged stomach action caused by imprudence in eating and by want of regular exer- cise, Both conditions are unnatural. Catarrhal troubles everywhere ‘pre- vail and end in cough and consump- tion, which are promoted by mal-nu- trition induced by deranged stomach action. The condition a modern 80 many of our 18 one of his coat buttons, ‘‘this is leap | year, isn’t ite” | “Yes, Mamie,”” he answered, as he | that was pillowed on his manly bosom, | ‘This is the year when the proposing is done dy the young ladies?” “Yes.” pose to you?” | the matter a thought—I—er—to tell the truth, I've only known you for— that 1s to say—"' “I'm glad you didnt expect me to propose, No, John, dearest, 1 couldn’t be so immodest. I am going to let you do the proposing yoursed in the old- fashioned way. The old-fashioned way is good enough for me.” And the gentle maiden gave ber lover a beaming smile and the youth rejolced that he bad found such a treasure of modesty. - > For Curiosity s SAKE. -In the act one, one unknown to ourancestors who prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and consumption by abundant and regular use of what is known as Warner's log | Cabin Cough and Consumption Rem: | + : Ny i edy and Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, two old fashioned standard remedies handed | down from our ancestors, and now ex- | clusively put forth under the strongest | guarantees of purity and efficacy by the | world-famed makers of Warner's safe | cure, These two remedies plentifully used as the spring and summer seasons advance give a positive assurance of freedom, both from catarrh and those | dreadful and if neglected, inevitable | consequences, pneumonia, lung trou- | bles and consumption, which gen- | erally and fatally prevail among our | people, Comrade Ell Fisher, of Salem, Henry | Co., Iowa, served four years in the late | war, and contracted a disease called consumption by the doctors, He had | frequent hemorrhages. After using Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Con- sumption remedy, he says, under date of January 10th, 1888: “I do not bleed | at the lungs any more, my cough does | not bother me, and I do not have any | more smothering spells,” ‘Warner’s | Log Cabin Rose Cream cured his wife of catarrh and she is *‘sound and well.” | Of course we do not like to have our women cal'ed nose talkers and false teeth owners, but these conditions can | be readry overcome in the manner in- dicated, | SO _— — gy WI Psi ———— Dartolozz: De ~Under this somewhat unintelligible title a London firm is exhibiting some very ingenious applications of stippled engravings, in the style of the great Florentine artist, to furniture and room decoration. The effect is very novel, though it is rather a revival than a new art. The method adopted in the decoration of the room in New Bond street is that of applying designs printed on Indian paper from original stippled copper plates by work- ers in the Bartolozzi style to the wood- work of cabinets, fireplaces and door panels. These engrav 8 can be print- ed in any r, thus se gre. t variety of effect. The impressian gummed the woodwork in ti places left for them, and then varnish- ed over, t peculiar lightness of the making it most suited to the dec- of furniture of t Adam's Messrs, Morant ig the whole sid oom, in ig a door and a firepl with rror with fluted pilasters and orna- ment in festoon, decorated manner. Ail the woodwork room is painted with pure white, wall above the walnscol being of a ig green stippled pattern, The effect this green and white scheme of decor tion is inexpressibly chaste and light, the green employed being the beautiful tone to be found only in the best Wedg- wood. In fact, the whole decoration forcibly recalls to mind begat ex- amples of the application to furniture of Wedgwood plaques, and Messrs, Mo- rant, why claim that the method 1s al. 50 Inexpensive, are to be cougratuiated on having introduced at one and the same time a cheap and teautiful form of art decoration. mvt 10) col Uring 3 Are on wo © he 17 f the are al I resent 11 t iy Howl eol al r at ace in of the -_—- Alcohol and Insanity. — Alcohol and ypium are to-day responsible for much leterioration of brain. Dipsomania and the opium babit being on the in- crease among Americans, there 18 a greatly increased nervousness and increasing inherited disposition to the different neuroses; and the condition known as cerebral hyperaemia, an in- crease in the quantity of the blood within the capillaries of the brain or rather one form of it, of w origin resuiting from overwork an mental strain, crease, Insanty is not only appearing at an earlier age than formerly, there is also a decided increase of in- sanity disproportionate to the increase of population. Edueational pressure on the young, to the neglect of unnatural habits of living, the great are all tending to induce and multiply nervous diseases, many of which must terminate in mental diseases, tp pm A Home-made Fountain Pen.—Take iwo ordinary steel pens of the same sattern and insert them in the common solder, The inner pen will be the writ- ng pen. Between this and the outer pen will be held a supply of ink, when they are once dipped Into the ink. stand, that will last to write several pages of manusoript. It is not necess- ary that the points of the two pens should be very near together; but if the flow of ink 18 not rapid enough the pointe may be brought nearer by a bit of thread or a minute rubber band. aici sieant It was reported a short time ago that piles bad been driven by dynamite In ome German experiments, Later ad- vices conferning the process state that ain iron plate sixteen Inches in diame ser and five inches thick 1s placed on ;he top of the pile to be driven, and up- yn this plate a pound and a half charge of dynamite is exploded by electricity. The force of the explosion drives the pile nto the mud as far as would five blows struck by a weight of 3250 pounds falling from a height of ten feet, dose of medicine, the Kentuekian felt the hostess’ little girl cling to his coat tail, while at the same time she made to look on while he imbibe liquid. | | puzzied senator. ‘May | dear, why you are so interested in t matter?” “Ob, yes,” crled the child promptly, want to see you drink, because <> bo # il. try hotel at a late hour of the nig tiusband (to waiter)—What Waiter—We have nothing but beefsteak, “Only one beefsteak? will have to go on an stomach. How about that, eh? i to bed "n . - . SHE (laying down book)—1'il read no more! Just think of the horrible savages— breaking a man on a wheel! ne—Um! What are you reading, my dear? **The History of the Middle Ages.” Roulette.” 1've that wheel,” ise on ween poor fellow on STRIPES AND CHECKS, —Vi convict)—Well, my man, what got to wearing stripes? Convict—Forgin’ many you checks, - - Finst WATCH — What's the with your face? You look sick. Second Watch—Yes, | am, run down. matter I'm all - for steal- Tie man gho was arrested ing some window glasses sald he was seeking more ight. Aud he certainly t lots of panes to find it, — I LovE you with a deep and undying affection,’”’ he sighed, “(Ci that the affecti “Why tainly,” matter-of-fact young ls particular use for ¥ veut 431 Hi iS TEN i er ire -> aw be eaten general with ¢ vO Se I the Fasn dt Je ay ruie is fork. - “What Drag Will secur These Hence 7 English Ma in, asked rheth, y munrd questi : di will scour tt and bring Golden Medical it. When the pt , causing drowsin 1 loss of appetite, use this won. {talizer, which never f liver into perfect out superfinous bile, brings t health to the cheek a to the eye. All druggists unsands of victims inggish, ails driv glow atural spar) fi aston action, ue It is not now considered improper to take sult with your knifefrom the salt- cellar. ———— A Pleasure Shared by Women Only. Malherbe, the gifted French author, clared that of all things that man possesses, women alone take pieasure in being pos seased. This seems generally sweeter sex, for an ohject to cling to and love-—to louk to for protection. This being her preroga- tive, ought she not be told that Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the physical salva. tion of her sex? It banishes those dis- tressing maladies that make her life a bur- den, curing all painful irregularities, unter. ine disorders, inflammation and ulceration, nd kindred cures nervous exhaustion, pros. do. { ! { and hypochondria, and promotes refresh. {ing sleep. { The basket in which spoons and | forks are kept should be lined | flannel. - : Some Foolish veople Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine, hey often say, | “Oli, it will wear away,” but in most cases | it wears them away. Could they be in- | dueed to fry the successful medicine cdlled { Kemp's Balsam, they would immediately | dome, Large bottles, 50 cents and $1.00, Trial vive sree. At all Drnggista, The pineapple is almost the only fruit which requires both knife and fork in the eating. Nothing Cures Dropay, Gravel, Bright's, Diabates, Urinary, Liver Diseases, Nervousness, &c,, ike Cann's Kidney Cure, OMce, 831 Arch StL, Phils. $l a bottle, 6 for $5. At Druggista Cures the worst cases, Care guaranteed, ‘iry it Delicate inte ery Heart, tinted napery such as pink or light blue Is a poor Investment for everyday wear, Comumption Surely Cored, To the Editor: Please inform your readers that 1 have a positive remedy for the above pamed disease, By ita timely use thousands of hopeless canes have been fotmanem cured. | shall be glad to send two a remedy Jou readers who have consum FREE to any of pe tion if they will send me thelr Kxpross and P, address, Respsctfuily, To A. SLOCUM, M.C,, 181 Pear] St, N, Y. oo tl ere ene The carver should be provided with a sharp knife and a fork with a guard, A -— —— Fraser Axle Grease, There is no need of being imposed on if you will insist on having the Frazer Brand of Axle Grease. One greasing will last two weeks HH OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND HYPOPHOSPHITES Containing the stimulating properties of tha Hypophosphites combined with the Fattening and Strengthening qualities of Cod Liver Oil, the potency of both being largely increased, A Remedy for Consumption. For Wasting in Children. For Scrofulons Affections. For Anemia and Debility For Coughs, Colds & Throat Affections. In fuct; ALL discases where there is an in- flammation of the Throat and Lungs, a WASTING OF THE FLESH, and a WANT OF NERVE POWER, nothing in the world oyuals this palatable SOLD BY ALL DRUCCISTS. Fanulsion, | 4171305 | and CONDITIONS Relieve and Cure. aslaaly READ SYMPTOMS This Remedy will If You 55.0 If You! If You! If You Gili tne: If You 2st iiation. If You Mos i Wears Jf You some BT eas erp Fon ary. — fat ld 1 wit} reatend % discasc, or Urinary t at with od by resowned Ma" free. Adviow free IKCLANS on Mi Wag } DrroctsTs, nnd Dr. Kieren & Co. 16 84 N. Six Bottles £3.00 * wird i . * SZ UMENT FAc< » deceased (who has order- ument)—That looks a (pointing with his cane). tien should go in there, t Man— Your friend was a married man, was he pot? “Oh, ves, marred four times, *’ “How would AT REST do, 1 Ty » Tr IN THE TORY } ed a mot space bare, Some inscriy Monumen ttle Hult then?" - Miss BrnowN—Y ou must come tomy Elsie, and play. a TT ere, Miss Ww 4 i “Then what are they?” - SOMETHING WORTH READING, Pxtiract from the New York World Most Wonderful Bemedy, “New Yorsx far oa syTerer I1 wl weak 2 8 por nand aw wing 10 Le voi Wenxen ™ This word hose praise is be wwers of eYers INtIesn the most MArveious in iis rem r discove arkable ot Lear nervous Anes fle i y thi | great nerve tonle Here a ! person rescued from the grave, as was Mrs, Annie Donovan, of Attawaugan, C thére a case saved in that terrible dis , insanity, as was Mr, W, C, Miles, | 40 Blue Hill avenue, Ik Mass, cures of paralysis that of Mr. Alexa Asylum, Philadel] been able to walk before for | atoration from ve f ’ fr tr Aa wl ag n of years’ standing, like i of the Marine who hb not VORArs: « - neuralgia and | rheumatism, of Mr. James down, of 27 Market street, New York City Cures of sleeplessness, with nervous and physical exbaustion, are very frequent, the | wortlerful cure of Mra. W, F. Abbe, of 10 Affleck street, Hartford, Conn. being only | one among thousands, Altogether, the re- | markable powers of Dr, Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonic in curing a! forms of nervous | diseases like the above, and restoring to health sufferers from nervousness, DErvous weakness, nervous debility, despondency, | depression of mind, beadache, trembling, numbness, dyspepsia, indigestion, consti | pation, the opinm or chloral habit, &e., have demonstrated it to be a remely wonderful powers, and at times of almost i miraculous effects in curing disease, It is not to be wondered ai, therefore, that drug | stores every where are overwhelmed with orders for this remarkable remedy, and it is almost impossible to supply the demands ! from the hundreds of thousands of sufferers | from nervous diseases. All druggists keep | the remedy, at §1 per bottle, and its low | price places it within the reach of all, If your druggist does not have it, he will get it for you. ad the severest like the case of - ——o ai Peach leaves pounded to a pulp, and applied to bruise or wound from rusty nail, or a simple cut, will give immedi- ate relief, a—— Farmers and others who have a little leisure time for the next few months will find it thei interest to write to B. F. John- son & Co,, of Richmond, whose advertise ment appears iu another column. They offer great inducements to persons to werk for them all or part of their time. It is said freckles can be removed by washing the skin in water in which is dissolved a small plece of borax, This is the best time of the whole year to purily your blood, because BOW you are more suscepti. ble to benefit from medicine than at any other season. Hood's Sarsaparilia is the best medicine 10 take, and tis the most sconomical-<100 Doses One Dollar, I —- — fh cma—— Salt-cellars and small water carafes may be placed up and down the launch eon tabls. sa — “Taylor's Hospital Cure for Catarrh’’ can be obtained on application by letter to the City Hall Pharmacy, 204 Bway, New York. Free pamphlet 1 | A DnreapyvnL THREAT.—AnD Aus- tin colored man, with protruding eyes, { rushed into Justice Tegener’s office and exclaimed: ‘f wants Col, Jones, who libs nex’ door to me. put under a million dollars bonds ter keep do peace.” “Tas he threatened your life??? | “He has done dat berry ding. He | sald he war g'wine ter fill de nex’ nig- gah he found after dark, in his hen- house, plum full ob buckshot,” VERY CONSIDERATE. —* Well, John said old man Jordan to his young friend “you have just married, I hear.” “Yes, sir,”” he answered, with a { spring morning smile, *‘just a month | ago, and I want you to go up to dinner with me to-day.’”’ “Have you got a cook?” “Nao. “Well, my boy, 8’pose we go Lo 4 ress taurant this thine. You must remem- ber I had a young wife once myself.’ ———— FREE TRADE V8. PROTECTION, — “Father.” sald a voung Austin swell with sporting proclivities. “exp’ain to me somethiog about protection, What is the duty on sugar?”’ “I don’t konw anything about the | duty on sugar, but I can tell you some- | thing about the duty on tobacco, Its] { my duty to seize all thecigars 1 can get | hold of.” and reaching over toward his | | son’s vest pocket, he snatched a hard- | | ful of Havanas. “So that’s the dntly on | it?" said the young mar | may be somewhat muddled | economy, but that 1 | like free trade,” nts o = on political a good deal 1 DORKS | “AN EVASIVE ANSWER.— AN Aus. tin attorney, who had many times sent | away an impecunious client with equiv- | day disturbed under a press of business | by the aforesaid client walking | his office, { “You here again?” impatiently. “Yes,” answered said the +H v1 . ’ wig cueni $ wi retorted the attorney “Well, then,” Lis time; 1 mean some | “T didn't mean Li | other time,” A Userur (to new servant)— What do you by giving U jog that good meat? “I do it to encourage the poor mal.” “Encourage him to do what?” {| “To keep on heiping me to wash the | dinner dishes clean. I don’t | wash them hardly at all, he lic 80 clean.” Lady faints, mean at ¢ ast alii 1 KS | Kia Dear’ { goes a funeral, | “A man by the 1 | knew him well,” “What disease did | “Oh, he caught $id Bidens 139 | him uv “What busi Ww wi a 100 Doses iA, Wilh the best result wand for general gel thing eine.” A A} “My wile and mysel]l were bo own, Hood's Bareaparifa broug 1 ieeling, 40d made us fe 1o any Sarsaparilia Iggisin. §1; mix for ’ HOOD & CO Ap 100 Doses ( H Hood’s Sarsaparilla all droggists, $1; six for §5. Prepared of HOOD & CO,, Apathecaries, Lowell Maw 100 Doses One Dollar FREE 00 8 ne Dollar y $100t0 & and I w A Silk and Satin Ribbons LADIES, TIS IS FOR YOU 300 '.” whi oun for give thelr whole t nnents may ve pr VARCAnCIeE In Lowne & OO, 203 Main st. ¥ A UL Hoar A fe ve re y AFFLICTED >< UNFORTUNATE . After all others . fu fe vw Pre XT aOES. - 329 KN. 15th Bt. below Callowhill, Phila. Pa a 20 years experience in 31 RP ECTAL dis y manently restores those weakened by ear a ons, Ko Norwrite. Advice free and sirioth COR . Gdential Hows: ira mt ere BES. vars = | FRAZER AXLE GREASE ¥ id tor Co. wt Ublcuso, K. BERT i. Y. 8 St.Louis Sold evermebert io Wn Bove wrhon be willing to Slapowe «fh 1 & on fo 4 u bape bk Arama RAE | JONE Rikhan Hen hye § rE ’ $ = ded ui PAYSthe FREICHT on Wa gon Scales, hd ey » Be y iad ppreciatos of hmv arts w Per. nied wt t 2. Bl 9 in the World vy the Frazer smmnte of ) o Buen lreu evere wn Fes Tare Bosse snd Boum SEs Ser » Frerr gar Renie. For Tres prose mer ios Wie peper and «AGreem JENEE OF BinGEAW A BINGHAMTON. X, .y . Grea! Engligh Gout ang Blair Ss Pills. Rheumatic Remedy, 14 Pil Oval Box, 34; reund, Pills os, end 8, foal wlio wud elem ing nt warped e te ree, gent. How to got an box contain A ssoriment of these elegant ribbons The Practical Mosse hooper and adie Fireside ompanion, shied mnouihly by ue, ne now ced y Ukoone sg re, $0 be the edn ont forthe 4 handsotnedy ER CAL FAIR 15 Jostreted wo EW, i rr dF Baws» Pars. ” ay yd oy ny er. Fy Syoass ® 3 re: # AM i 5 ay LO ’ 14k * 8 : 3 PISO’S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION «Lu wo ntl vee: oe Pans oe a6 0 Maske wr TT Tay recog v——" Xe - DRuc oP ad CCrgy, BO CENTS. ¥ ' 55. efi ; a SYMPTOMS OF THE DISEASE, others, thick, tenacious, mu the eyes are weak | there fa ris or oomaghing to clear the throat, tor, together with soals from uloers; bas a “nasal twang the @ the above.named symptoms are likely to be pr No disease 8 80 0OMmMOn, more root, [Er] TREATMENT, cure the disease oually at the soothing and bea tarrhal Ei] RELIANCE. Or Be ers @QAGL9 Crrarpn Rem Dy : \ 1 L ) tote & re ny mn Gai : us membranes of the nasal ar -DAMGEOS retion of their fol lands, thereby 1 and thickened mer and restoring it ate, moist, be dition. As a bl Ar thous which complicate catarrh are diseases ( he Doing muoci branes. or of the biocod, it will readily pect why tis 1m the iy and putrid: g the disennmd ( tarrh Hemed) ri a ever iz It i= mild and @nt to use, producing no sna Or pain, ans taining no stron frritating, Or Cals her poison, Thies Remedy is a power fs changed and smell and taste ir. Sages Ca prepar LocaL vers Pres. Only a few of the in the grave Fe ' dangerous, as : i faulty | | | AGENT. { tic drug, or ot . ] { ful antiseptic, and speedily destroys all bad smell which = | panics MO Many Cases of oatarrh, thus affording great oom | those who suffer from this disease. The Golden Medical Discovery is the natura PERMANENT * helpmate ” of Dr. SBage’s Oatarrh Remedy. It not only cleanses, purifies, regulates, end builds C up the system to a healthy standard, and con- URES. quers throat, bropehial, an ung complications, when any such exist, but, from Hs apecite effects tipon the lining membrane of the nasal passages, t aids f can ane materially in restoring the discasd, thi kened, or uvicerated mem. | brane to a bealthy condition, and thus eradiontes the disease. of a Jocal, | When a cure is effected In this manner it ix permanend. Hoth Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and bo Sages Catarrh Remedy are sold by druggists the world over, BOOVOTY 1.00, six bottles ot $500, Dr, Sage's Catarrh Remedy 80 cents; fdoren bottles $2.50, : A complete Treatise on Catarrh, giving valuable hints as to clothing, diet, and other matters of importance, will bo mailed, eyes, impure | oct paid th any address, on receipt of a 2-oent postage stamp. i Address, World's Dispensary Medical Association, No. 663 Main Street, Burrato, N.Y. It has a specific Size or PELLETS, +000 000 7/ 77 THE ORIGINAL |ITTLE LIVER PILLS. PURELY VEGETABLE! PERFECTLY HARMLESS! As 8 LIVER PILL, they are Uncqualed ! EBM ALILIEST, CHEAPRST, BEASIRAT TO TAR. Beware of Imitations, which contain Poisonous Always ask for Dr, Pierce's Pelleta, which are | LET A Do or Anti-billous Granules. TA SICK HEADACHE, & Aystemn: a coon patio or pation, vials, hermetionlly senlod. Al ble. A te OY min Conti on, Pious, Moadgche, Diainges Contiteton: ments of the stomash and bowels, are fy faved y cured by the uso of Bw, eres’ Tots, hiring their. remedial Frothfully be said that their action v.pon the system is universal, Bot & gland or Uesue escaping their sanat. ve influence. Manufactured by WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, $ BUry ™N. wr and relia.