a SWITH BUBBLING GROAN Jos. A Fatal Sense eof Security Nealized at Sea. YA wot sheet anda fl follows fast." wing From his look-out the faithful capiain of yonder merc hanlman casts an uneasy glance at the distant horizon, Seel vonder a small speck of cloud * larger (han a man's hand.” walc! few moments, then reaches for his long eye To his experienced view, this harmless little cloud danger, glass, a look of determination, and, nearest harbor, where in safety the anchor is dropped, and the hardy mariners watch the approaching storm with defiance. The storm bursts! The decks have been clearad, sails close furled, and all ordinary preparations made for an emergency. The storm increases but all seems safe. But see! the vessel gives a sudden lurch, turns quickly about, she goes! The anchor chain has broken! safely, but for one weak link in that anchor chain! The strength of the chain Is link, On the sea of life, how many are wrecked because of the unsuspected weakness of a link the chain health ,—one we vital organ in the body. The mystery of death is even great than the mystery of life. We links of our chain are strong, but too seldom critically examine them for ourselves, really know that they will bear the strain we pul upon them. **1 have a triend,” said Dr. Dio Lewis, ‘who can lift 900 pounds, an yet is an habitual sufferer from Kidney and liver trouble and low spints.”’ doctor who was one the wisest safest public teachers of the health, wrote: in 1 an and never thy t Vila and laws of o Ol college professors, respectable physi- gence and character, to the value of Warner's safe cure, have greatly sur prised me. Many of these gentlemen I know, and, reading their testimony, I was impelled to purchase some bot- tles of Warner's safe cure and analyze it. Besides I took some, swallowing 1 am satisfied that the medicine is not injurious, and will frankly add that if 1 found myself the victim of a serious kidney trouble I should use this prepa- ration."’ One year ago the Servia, while in a great storm, parted her two-inch rudder chaln,—no wonder,—4f was ru through! The key to human health is the condition of the Kidneys, and they may long be diseased and we be ign T- ant of the fact, because they give fort little or no pain, Th ey in be majority of all the de futing the bl i {ed reality atl ood and hrough the —— ror OUlLE wretched A SPECIMEN DubpE.—Fir Lady— "Have you seen that dude, Gus Snobberiy?’ Ne "ond Young Lady-—* been introduced to hi “What do you think of him?’ “My opinion of him is that monkeys in Central Park see him it make them cgotistical.’ ——— - ile was a carpenter, He had | a hammer to strike a nail, Ind gtrike? Not much! He paused; returned his hammer to his box, twelve o'clock whistle had blown. was working by the day. Yes, ifted he then Sie *"Shakespeare, the most original of stands head and other English writers.” He “Why, I don’t know, I hear people, every day, very same things which you'll his book.’ after all, writers, lle find con — “My pean.” said a very sick band, ‘if | die will you see that grave 18s kept green?’ “Yes, John.” was the sobbing reply. “You know how gladly I would do as much for you,” he sald. Then the lady dried her tears and the sick man got well, ——— Srour MAN (whose appetite had been the envy of his fellow boarders) — “i declare! I have lost three buttons off my west!” Mistress of the house (whohas been aching to give him a hint)—**You will probably find them in the dining room, sir,” Coma (rapturously)-— dl think Mr, Mexritt is perfectly splendid! He has such a wonderful musical gift that he catches all the latest alrs without the least effort. ee A PINEAPPLE PUDDING is a novelty much thought of this season. Line a deep and buttered pudding-dish with slices of sponge cake, slice some pine- apple in very thin slices and put it into the dish, cover a layer of pineapple with a layer of cake, and so on until the dish is full, scatter sugar plentifully over the pineapple; the top layer of cake should be molsténed with water and have sugar scattered over it. If you are the happy possesor of a pulling dish with an earthem cover, put this over the pudding, otherwise cover it with a dinner-plate and bake slowly for an hour and threesquarters., The cover should be buttered, FASHIONABLE bedrooms now have the floors either covered with matting or stalm® Cheese cloth and plain swiss trimmed with lace are much used for bedroom windows, HOU SE HO! D. i Boiled | the | For | To MAKE A Fist NAPKIN.- fish. like corp, is best brought to table in a clovh to keep iL warm. It may be of tea toweling, ine ciash or | Linen. Out of each corur | inches long by seven | wide, which will leave the proper sized | flaps to turn over at the four sides. On | either flap embroider a bunch of ¢ oral, a fish-net, a spray of sea-weed, or sowe | Spread the napkin on the dish, garnish it with | turn over the | dish than painted china, French table | napkins are always long ai id narrow, like a towel, so that they cover the sides | of the dress as well as the lap. This 1» a sensible hinprovement on the square hat-band. RACK.—A APER novel and very fans. For the front remove the wire from the articles 12 made of take one fan, for the back you may use two fans gether so that the back will be rounding fan on that t in any way that is orpamer al These fans are to be firmiyfuste , and may be tied att with ritbon or with littl For the paper and for bes would do service receptacles fo sSnaliel for the back and put one the top, Oy Tt her + 1 LASSEN, f oues AN orna l can be ma however, SLOCK grasses are Lhe Arran illy as possible in fastened to gum. around a A - 1¥ YOU have not the luxury of some modern housekeepers, a cedar closet, or even a chest, you must look to the gar- ments that invite depredations from moths, Air them nd put away in cotton bags with paper over them, Fasten with mucilage and will impossible for moths to get in. it iv serve with cake dinner, is made by runes of the best quality until mder, and the pits will slew in as ns rY dish to yurse atl them Beat were mak.n TON - aw ss —— en is the i Agree for the 18 Ca the househol aticholy or ladies, Yet 0 be blamed, for they are the re- if aliments peculiar to that sex, which en know not of. But the cause may be sved and joy restored by the use of Dr “Favorite Prescript whict debilitated ¢ aud pleasant. It ine for ’ compare the great ght of mel the gns of on the part of CBs fon. *’ and ners is certain oni safe healer - -— Dying 1s as natural as living. sma The Wonderful K-Wren Remed los, Prob Ay the greatest | of a patent medic | brought out is that which Mr. Charles DD, | Keep, of 49 Exchange Place, New York, is now bringing to the attention of the public, During the past few months the K-Wren Hen red es have jumped into popular use, and evérybody who uses them has but one thing to say, viz.: That they are the great. eat and most magical remedy for Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis, and ail forma of throat and nasal diseases ever discovered, See advertisement in another column of this paper, AUCCHRS that in the ine has ever been I MI Care and diligence brings luck FREE 1-To MERCHANTS ONLY: A genuine Meerschaum Smoker's Set, (five pieces), In satin-lined plush case. Address at once, BR, W., Taxsinr & Co., 50 State Street, Chicago, A —— Give live stock salt weekly, ———————————— Frazer Axie Grosse, Don’t work your horses to death with poer axle grease; the Frazer is the only re- Hable make, Use it once, and you will have no other, I ————— It 1s a manly act to forsake an error. The claims as to the carative powers of Hood's Sarsaparilia are based entirely on what the peo. ple say it bas done fof them. Send to CL I. Hood & Co, Lowell, Masa, for a book containing state. ments of many remarkable cures by Hood's Sar- sapariiia i ss A ——————— A Kindness is never lost, Nothing like Canon's Aianey Oure for Dropay, Gravel, ghey %, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseasos, Nervousness, &c. Cure goaranteed, Ooe, S31 ht Pha $1 a bottle, 6 for $5.00, ————R DAA. Every one must think in his own way. ——————————. ‘Rovar Grow’ Oh Broken ua, Glass, Wood, gon ning roku Ou: | BEE many thousands of « akoosses and distressing at the Invalids' reatment of nas chronio we peculiar to females, Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y,, orded a vast experience in nicely adapt- and thor ugh ly testing remedies for the cure of woman's peculiar m whi dion, Pr. Plerce’'s Favorite Prescription is the outgrowth, or result, of this great and valuable experience nials, received from ‘pat! ents and from physi- cians who have teste d it in the more aggra- vated and obstinate cases which had their skill, prove it to be the remedy ever devised for the relief an d cure of sufle ring women. It i8 not recommended as a *eure-all,” but as a most perfect Specific Tor woman's peculiar ailments As & powerful, inv ijorating tonie, it imparts strength to whole system, and to the womb and For overworked, worn tated teachers, m assed, “shop-giria™ pursing mothers, and Th Lie y X , Prot foe ing u - out,’ pres sEmakers, sea 18 the gre } X id restorat An a soothing and sire nthening neryine, Fa i Presoript , Plerce's Favorite a legitimate medicine, 1k wl ssFavorite Prescription? tive cure | tt ! at As a re gulator * y 1 8 OTaeTs al ter and per * The Changs ! “Favorite Prescription,” in nection with the t i (34 Medi PVs doses of Dr. Pieroo's Pu 14 ver Fil cures 1Av tens i} bio a t scr hat o0n ua iden “al ain fulous hum m “Favorite Prose ription® is the or ly medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantec, from the r ve satisfa the by I.arge hotties £1.00, or six bottles for 85.00, R90 pages. Vere, 7 World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main St. BUFFALO. N XY, ~ MARVELOUS EMORY DISCOVERY. Whelly unlike artificial systems, Any book learned In ane reading. strat eats sn ‘ ¢ ght wee pe nnd ¥ of o Nat ained Memory fi us Alter ition growing tom being strengtbensd to ve lessons the Srstern is 6 rare cases al first and after "10 isette gave me a haw men we Hon *, Benjamin 3 r ral memory™ nister to Italy to me to warrant the i vi w, M.D “1 art ol she earri of ou E tand, E Paymaster « Hot 0 ne institution of } jearnl ing | 5 the land that would be without (ts ald If (ts worth were kb y J. Mcinerney, Rector of St Mary's Chu ‘ ia i have formed one class hy COTTesx dence and have decided that bercaliar | shall try "0 induce all my ot a wv master this system before they en gage in the under my direction Her. Fran of Hebrew in the Bangor i ie to me formerly Eliza Ca has A memory a poor that t reatiy ald it nor has any t to stand in mw tidal” Prof ten 1 have alread earn mar Meradvth, Part svete to all who he y and cure Pernard Ellie, Fag a] Weekly Pudge myself a walkin Hume say that what had thanks to your system The result was full marks i507 Reginald BE. Murray, Esq “1 have just come off top 10 & Bursary examination, and | owe my sue conse in great measiire to the general improvement which your system had afte: oy and acumen’ Thomas Tart, Faq | have bo hesd | tation in thoroughly recommending the afstam to adi | who are In earnest In wishing to train ir meno ries effectively, and are therefore willing to take res | sonable pains to obtain so gesful a resul Mr. Rich | ard A. Proctor, the Astronomer Prof. Lolsette did | mot create & memory for me ¥ kind. And yet he did for me whet amounted pe | same thing, for he proved to me that | dreads bad | a memory, a thing which I was hot aware | 1 had before been able, Ike most | amd lose things In the dark cellar my | be showed mie how 10 1 difference - to change By | money whare yoti can't ¥ pocket Taform. { value at » pigdisicns figure I. (Mark Twain) is this all important FE 4046 Dita other systems and th Rei tnd adr a entre] drmer are arbltraty and art rth iatter 8 on based nh principles beopies Fiend sad Fpeboionon saved tT learning the two sermons” - Rev, 8 1 [Class of 10 Columbia Law students 20 n st Meriden; | 280 at Norwich; two classes of 20 each at ¥ ale; 400 af Wellesley College and #0 at University of Penney! vania, at Oberlin College and three large classes at Chautangus, Prospectuses sent POST FREE, with opinions in full - eminent people fn both continents Great lnducements to Correspondence Classes, PROF. L > QIRKTTE, Fifth Avenue, New York FRAZER AXLE GREASE. Ras Clean. WE anid Frias Labties ¥ thore In the ssme Way i ni fide 3 touly their mind rie do pot or Macau earned, | knew i it in ANN. FACKTI A. NAPOLEON VAN BLYCK society man and although he is since while he is a New a great lady married, Not was ogling the One Of hi 5 wi friends remarked: say, Van, didn’t 1 see you in Miss IHighfiyer!’ “1 suppose 80.” “And did 1 see you at the opera with Miss Swiftly in the evening?’ “You did, my boy.” “Well, your wife is better looking go out with her?” “My deah fellaw,”’ replied Van, “I've got a prejudice against married women.” A HoreLess UNDERTAKING, ~—A lady who owns a dog and, incidentally heard a commotion in the room, Upon investigation she discovered Originates in se rofulous t the proper Pp toms, and chitin or ih method rify tha 1 have been tre gareness of 1 I read arn, much bets ng great hia Ho after 1a “x I headache that would car tie 1 am thiroat is entire { atid 1 Hood’ wen )# Bana My e Ch catarmh sold by a by C. 1 Iruggists. $1; six? , HOOD & CO. Apotl 100 Doses One Dollar HOOD & CO 100 Donen One isearive, Los ¥ by i Dollar that the commotion came largely from the dog. **Y ou naughty child!” she said, ‘‘are his head so near the grate?” “No, mamma,’ replied “I'm only trying to nose,’’ the warm his - Consamption Surety Cured, Editor :—Flease have omit ive By iis § ave i weed infor. your for reatiers above I disease, UNes 1 t remedy np his Way, added, madam,” I 'gesponded the make any purchases I only want to see the u have in the mourning and is a very sick man.’ A PERFUMED STONE, — stones’ are a species of the Hartz mountains, The moss kpown as violet moss, which emits an odor similar to that of violets, covers the stone thickly and fills its se odor is sald retained sometimes for years, nereased by molstening the They are much sought after in cans of permanently $ +4 . v ArLICies, “Yiolet porous rock ¢ d ir iouna in stone, Faurope 48 a In ’ i; LOLIE ping ELE You AN sonbeak — Lous h. Mises Fussanfeather (a Oh, sir, you fatter me, “Hut it is true.” “What makes you think so?” “Why, 1 read the the other day electricity would out of tune.” She fingered the keyboard that evening. th: il no more have of Docronr.—My dear organic trouble, man, you no symptoms simply run down. What is your occu- pation? Patient—I am a city laborer and work upon the public streets, Doctor—Alb, it as 1 su You require exercise i STRANGER (to servant)—‘‘How Is B. to-day?’ Servant—“He is very sir. and is not expected to live | more than a few hours.” Stranger (in a startled tone)—‘Is that Then I must see him at once!” Servant an intimate personal Stranger—**No, t} is spected 807 1'm the gas collector,” in —— MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Whelly uslike artisicial systems. Any book learned in one reading. by Mang Twat Roma RD rides 30 ot Nor FUT 8 a hd Eh LOISETTR. 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English Gout and 2 Pills, “ene ST A MON ™ ann be thas wi Fa ng Tor us 3K we referred per it iat Tx Obtataed fend Inventore Gude. Washington, D.C for at A wre ASTHMA. Cts, WY rg TOW Rik & a this Sil Money Chack, for TO JAN 1, 1888. Twenty pages Large Adverilsement in Previous Number of (his Papse, CUT OUT and send us with name and P. O, address and $1.76 in a year's suhseri pas free on m that date to Jan, ion to the Companion, we week to Jan. ist, 188s, and Ist, 1889. If ordered FOR $1.76 — — ELAR. Will bs ASasliE Sa TE Oa »
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