FACET A.
“WuATshall I do?” almost screamed
the fashionable Mrs. Cashup to her
husband. *‘That odious Mrs. Milkins
has got a $200 pug and I haye got
none"?
“But, my dear,
one of the same
said Cashup,
“Oh, nol 1
handsomer,
you wouldn't have
kind, would you?”
want two, different,
larger, better,”’
“All right,” my dear, you shall
have them. 1’11 bring you two animals
that shall be all you ask and be of use
too,” said Cashup.
“On! how good you are dear.
they be?’ she whimpered,
with affection.
“*Rabbits my dear, We'll eat
HucksTeERr —**What are you
ing those fish for?”
Critic—*‘1 &in’t smelling de
boss, I's only talking to dem,”
Huckster—**Talking to the
Why, what did you say?"
Critlc—*"Why dey looks like fish
come from whar I did, 'way down de
bay; and 1 wus askin’ dem how de ole
place looks since I left. But dey £ay,
‘Laws, hunny, I's been "way from dere
10 long I don’ know how it looks.’
What’ll
beaming
‘em. "?
smell-
fish,
fish!
“>
old man ceased speaking, ‘you do not
seem to understand the case.”
“Oh, but I do. You shall
marry William, even if he is
fidential clerk.’
“Father, you—""
“That is all, Helen-—say no more.’
Four days later she wrote him from
Toronto, saymg: “Will and 1 ar-
rived here safely, and were married at
once, We have $60, 000 of your money.
Is all forgiven or shall we settle down
here?”
“*He telegr: phed his forgiveness.”
—
“WELL remarked : a young man to
a group of frie, nds, **the only girl 1 ever
really loved is to be married the
+ 10th of next month.” **Too old
fel,” sald a member of the party;
have my sympathy.” “You know the
old story about as good fish in sea, don’
you?’ inquired another. “Why don’t
you punch the lucky fellow?’ asked a
pugilistic member, *‘and prevent him
from coming in time at the wedding?
“Whois the lucky man?”
fourth member of the gathering
you would only give a chance,
tell you. She isto marry me.’
i ———
Wire—**A penny for
dear,”
Hust and—*"I was
of Shakespeare's say
we mortals be,
Wife—*'1
home to you rather
what particular
brought about this recollection?”
Husband—**The recollection of
courtship, dear, when I
you Birdie.”
i ———————
“AFTER the clerk had pulle
everything In the store without
ing his customer, a woman,
him if there was anything
not shown her “Yes
said, **the cellar; ,
will have it brough
res 7}
You.
on
bad,
"lg
[ will
» thaneht
IOURHLS
thinking of
Ings. What
one
fools
suppose does come
hard at times, but
train of thought
that
our
used to call
down
salisfy-
ed
)
ak en
had
he
5
she as
cise
ma'am,”
“Dip you see anything
inquired one traveling man ¢
on the cars.
''No What kin
“ordinary felt,’
as he poked his |
‘Hum. That's
“What's peculiar?”
ad gh fell.’
1 of s
1seen Lh
ou
——
‘Five hi
yWieag
il KIN
hold that
should be
the ballet immoral
stopped by law.” Seedy
Stranger. 1hope you will take that
back, sir.” “Impossible.” “You
have no right to so lacerate t
ings of a man who has never
harm. One of the most
in this country Is a very
of mine.” “1 am sorry, truly sorry
-—daughter?’’ *'No, grandmother,”
Sn A—
i8
he
done you
popular girls
near relative
‘Is your first pame
Featherly?”’
George,
imquired Bobby, as the
lor and began to draw off his gloves,
‘““No, Bobby." replied Featherly,
with an amused smile. **Why”
**Oh, nothing’,
tell ma she expected George to-night,
and that she hoped to goodnes 88 there
wouldn't be any other callers,”
>
Mus, HAuroN (who feels that
has condescended inh coming to the
Newgold’s ball)—** Extremely ordinary
people here; common looking woman
nn
(Suddenly discovers that she is facing
a mirror, )
“So you are thirteen
you. Sarah Jane?"
“Yes, and I now realize that it 1s an
unlucky number, It’s too old for doll’s
and pa says it’s not
gentlemen's society. n
>
It is claimed that the increase in the
number of persons using glasses is fully
thirty-three and a third per cent, over
previous periods. This is set down as
partly due to the practice people have
of buying glasses of unskilled persons
and partly to ngtions of economy in
buying cheap glasses, The number of
opticians has, of course, correspondingly
increased,
years old,
tp Apres
Professor Hera has recently shown,
from vivisectional experiments, the
intimate relation between cold and
touch, and that an injury to the cortex
of the brain that destroys the sense of
touch in any region will usually also
ove iy correspondingly the sense of
may be expected, because the insects
which the swallows pursue gin their
flight are flying low to escape the Mois
phere,
cn -
Important,
New York Clty, save
carriage Hire, and stop
rand Cones
When vou visit or eave
bagpage expressage and §3
aithe Grand Unlon Hotel, 0pposilo
tal Depot,
60 elegant
million dollars, 3
day, European Plan,
supplied with ihe best
rooms, ftted up al a cost Mf One
and upwajpds por
Elevator, Hestanrant
liorse cara, stages ail
elevated ralroad 10 all depot Families can live
better for less money at the Grand Unlon Hota
than at anv other first-class hotel ln Lie Silv.
m—————
Give Dread to a stranger, in the name
the univer al 1 rotherhood which
binds all men together under
mon Father of Nature.
——————
'h
annual
of
th
iladelphia,
statement
for all
yet
very enterprising Company. The prudent
business methods impressed upon it by its
Quaker founders have been steadily malin
tained and their results are shown in the
Ligh position which adhered to them has
won for the Company, Beginning the year
The Penn Mutual,
just published its
of nine and & half millions,
been so well managed tha at, after
all disbursements, incl udi ngover
¥ v hol
uring up to
millions,
hit yusand, v
deducting
amillion,
it en-~
the
#ix
lors,
% fig
‘he
th net
ne KEEregate
hundred and seventy-:
088 assets amount a mails
he Penn Mutual issues every
form of policy known to
ters 15857 w asset
O Neri y
proved life insur-
nce,
Medical Record reports that Pro-
fessor Windle concludes from His re-
searches that man’s original dentition
included six incisors in either jaw; that
from each jaw have gradually
disappeared; that the loss is due to the
i
| Care for the Children
¢ debility of the changin
its,
i bildren feel th BE
oven mu and the
¢ Pe
nld be
by the use o
“1a
s than adu
ovish aiable
CIOANns
tan
atid they
ol that
den to me.”
Mas
ro 's Sarsaparilla
Bold by il drugg ., 81; sixfor 85. Mad
v1 HOOD & CO. Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
For Good FParposes.
only by
Mis. M. A
Known to t!
Duuphin of Pil
ladies of that city
1 ut ’
good 8
| B00Q
1¢ has done Ly means of
iy
ham's
conditio
Dg
tempted
Alle
| Your Druggist has the Compound, £1.
per bottle
ill pr obably go on and result in
conical shape of many of the
merary teeth indicate a reversion to the
primitive type of tooth.
>
Seems,
of bogus medical
Medicinal Zeitung says 1t
rcular
name, in
fall
$.31 : %
PhaLosSopi
in the
colleges.
America, it is not alone
has come
1 by
wy
which
prices,
1y, law,
need not
108
but
The
into POSEN 1 A of a ¢i
doctor is, {
diplomas are offered at
Would-be-doctors of
medicine, chemistry, ete.
bother themselves with study,
issue
lanise by
a
of :
Iiees
500 marks.
the
Lil
ment
deg
will
charge by ti
Viner:
of the Liploiua i
For some of these
ses are required, but
nished without further
ie accommodating Directors
urean.,
o> >
Tyler of Adairvilie
wonderful young Ima:
seems charged with e
comes of a good family, Is well educa-
ted, and variously described as being
medium, a living walking
and as
be
Fugene Ky., isa
body
lectricity. He
Whose
batter Y,
havi
Hiohtnir
a lguining i
fire enoug
Thomson, in an .
ivered before the Royal
Britain, maint
molecules of ordinary
approximatel Des
the
addres
in-
iy 1
«A LERENA
iy deli
ion of Great
he atoms or
asured
: ¢
ong we
Ine
n-miill
indred-miilionth of
¥
#8 two weeks, al het
I received first
and Paris Expos
-_-—
True elogt uence consists in
that should be, not all that
lays
1
the Centennial
Cann's K
nt's, Heart, Urinar
a, ke . Cure guaranteed,
Are h BL, Phila tie, 6 for $5.00,
Try is
a ——
Perfect value is to do without wit.
nesses what we would do before all the
world.
FITS: AL Fita stopped fre tise and §2iria
totic of Dr. Kiine'sUreal Nerve atorer, free to
Fiicases, BSendto Dr. Kline 981 Arch st, Phila, Pa
—
We
find very few people of good
->
come by Hood's Sarsapariiia “I was tired all
strength,” says a Pawtacket, BR L,
Hood's Sarsapariila is sold by all draggista,
bottle, or six bottles for #5,
a —— —-
lady.
$l a
—“—- -»
‘Roy at GrLur' mends anything!
Glass, Wood.
AA
Vanity, shame, and above all, dispo-
sition, often make men brave and
women chaste,
ST. § BERNARD VEGETABLE PILLS,
Wannawren Porety Veoseraste,
i The beat eure for Liver and Bilious
tupiaints, O Q Jastyenemm, JHoadache,
spepain. aA
Be nd Purifier {iver vintor.
they have no amily
shonid he without, - box of {hese
Jeraant Vegetable lin in the
25 venta ws, or * by
mail, Samples sont rR Add rena,
Pr NEUSTAED ER 200, #3 Mercer Bt. ow York,
COCKLE’S
ANTI-BILIOUS®
PILLS
THEGREAT ENGLISH REMEDY
oo gh Bile, Indigsstion, from Mer
Leoni °C. CN NTCRIr TER TON, Ne Rng
24
PROFS. S ANDRAL KILMER, M.D.
BINOHAMT ON, NY.
ne INVALID BENEFACTOR.
ComPLETE FEMALE RemEDY
irs
Npselal and Bp tr eatment : r
elas peouiiar fe
ali ¢ n ' and D
1 Mothers
ntains 3 bottles,
ght ve
En ack ng Co
ach pach ge
Female Heme dy, x
Avtumn-Leaf F.xt,, lo
UU &0O A nolntu. nt, Ester
$F Or the thr in of
vera t
oe
r. Lancer
Some
nawered
5X %
t Free
SOLD "ny AL L DIT GLISNTS,
ORCI
P ’ AM, 3 i Lavy
OPIUM: i Herphine Habit
i¥ i
a va £ Inremont
FARMS Cala Linstry :
JF MANCHA Claremont. Ya.
Gfflceors’ pay, bounty roe
NSIONS, ¢ : deserters relieved,
& ce bn RE TP
OPIUM 22
PENSIONS:
Bum pus
Re & Nf of ie neh a Ron
510
ured,
»
. boil
3 eval
ed t
reat
rates
heate
Hen
"EAS |
That family is bes!
unjustly,
apend in a was
tance,
who obtain
unfaithfully,
not
keep not and
that
sin
"Yea; 1 shall break the engagement ''
she sald, folding her arms and ooking de
fiant; "it is really too much trouble to con
verse with him: he's as deaf as a post, and
talks like he had a mouthful of mush. Be
sides, the way he hawks and spits is dis.
| gusting.” “Don’t break the engagement
| for that; tell him to take Dr. Bage's Catarrh
{ Remedy, It will cure him completely.”
| “Well, I'l] tell him. [do hate to break it
| off, for in all other respects he's quite too
charming.’ Of course, it cured his catarrh,
ot ii
There are some who never
| spoken of.
f ————
“Delays are Dangreous.**
f you are pale,emaciated, have a hacking
cough, wit bh night-sweata, spitting of blood
| and shortness of breath, you have no time
{ to lose, Do not hesitate too long--"tiill you
are past cure; for, taken in its early stages,
consumption can be cared by the use of
| Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery,"
| aa thousands can testify. By druggists,
tii ——
If it was not for the company
i fools, a witty man would often
| greatly at a loss.
of
be
—-
“Woman and Her Diseases?’
| is the title of an interesting illustrated trea.
Jthne (160 pages) sent, post-paid, for 10 cents
in stampa, Address World's Dis pensary
| Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
a
One honor won isa surety for more.
War Ahead.
There is great danger of war with Mex).
¢0 in the near. future, but at present we
can pursae the arts of happiness, prosper.
ity and wealth. Wherever you live, you
should write to Hallett & Co, Portland,
Maine, and receive tree, full {uformation
about work that you can do, and live at
home, shrning thereby from £5 to $25 and
upwards daily. Some bave earned over
$00 in a day, Capital not required; you are
started free. All ls nédw- both sexes. All
ages. Pay, as above guaranteed, from first
start,
— ssi 5s A MIMI AS Nan
Judge “not thy fellow wan ull thou
art similarly situated,
The best cough medicine is Piso's cure for
consumption. Bold everywhere, 250,
When copper 18 soldered and the sol [
der to be covered like the surrounding |
this can be dope by moisteniny |
the solder with a saturated solution ¢
vitriol of copper and then touching the |
solder with an fron or steel wire, A
skin of copper precipitated,
which can be thickened by repeating
process several times, If a
s desired, a saturated solut
one part of vitriol of zine
puts of vitriol of copper i8
he previously coppered solder and
with a zinc wire. I
gild the soldered spot it is first coated
with copper manner indicated
above, ith gum or isinglas
and vith bronze powder
The obtained which, after
very brightly polished
§
1
in
bra
colon on
and 1»
)
used
thie
£ i
in the
and then w
powdered
surface Is
can be
o> >
method of manufacturing var
has been tested at Wilkesbarre, |
with satisfactory results. Dy the |
method three men could make
1 neu
the same
perfect
per day.
Jy the new process
every minute, or 720
is the use of a steel in-
of one of sand, in éasting U
wheel. The core is removed by knock-
ing out a centre key, leaving the
perfectly true and ready to
at thout
Core,
stead
the axle
LUI dA
boring,
Once, w
<P
It 18 claimed that by a new pi
white wood can be made go tough as to
require a cold chisel to split it. Thi
result 18 obtained by steaming the t
and Bu pnitting it Lo end pressure,
nically oe thus cowm-
pressing the cells ar fibres nto one
Ass, t is the opinion «
those who have experimented with the
process that wood can ba compre
venty-five per cent,, and that
timber which is cons
for use in such Work as cl
could be
3
il-
+9
o it
le ily
se]
Bf some
idered unt
Il age suid
uo
mad 0
) iulose
will re
i8 prepared
sy Ht
ip
nder
a mixture of alcol
compound
with a brush, b
a bath of the mixthi
BIXiure 1s 8 ply Celiuose
is apg ied
i fread ;
ster, England, w
tree are growing
trunk, They,
tained a height
ig HN
have already
feel,
NINE
With Rheu
Bulferer
fiocn
Francie Hr
WEEKS A CRIPPLE
matiem, and Twenty Ye
with Neuralgia, Cured by
Pardee's Remedy.
peren, N. Y., May 5
itl
book f ‘
Fant
ire,
28 i
Indian Pile ©
WibLlLia
intmens!
/
leer § $e
ol ARANTEED
30
EDICAL OFF ACE
208 X 4 8. Pi
:
CES,
4 AD
adn of cs
Sneon
5TH mw
s MV LU - a 2
Vatatllshied 40 years
f 2 . DIREAN]
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THURSTON PEARL
th Pert
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VIE WANT YOU!
Ww. :
¥
hw
a Pl
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{100
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ills."
po
rok y
¥ 840 per das
business *
farpert
EE — tre sleiop. @
Fierce Well Excavator {
LA aa jm ="
TRA
STHMA C ;URE Db !
CGorvemne
$1.55,
DX
$9 I=
BosCHIFY »
te SS a day.
nes mod East 8
Barwrran's Sa
FRAZER A
BEST IN TH} Wal
- AR,
For
Fa AX L be Be
~.
=A CE ™
Yo dma
FREE HOMES]
FORALL
™E- \(
POOR MANS
/ dF {
“rhe, GA
RICH MANS Nel
WEL
in this day of de eptive advert
tmprogs thal this announcement means eraclly
shat if pape: that every applicant can secure, ab
free of ang charge for the land, one of the
shove divhions of val aabie Yiorida property. No
trick! No jurgling of words it means sxacily
that-mothing lees, Bothing more
ing we desire to
We have just Imaued a lurge sheet of detalievi
House ¥ ans, fllusirating nine different styles of
houses, costing from $30 to $1.50 ech, which this
mpany le prepared to bulla for its patrons st St
Andrew's Hay. In order to defray at east a por
ion of the very large cost of advertising. geting
Pp these dexigns, and sevculing a iepai Farvont
eed for sark applicant, we wil charge Da formal
vg this sheet of House Plans to applicants, The
dans are worth §5 to any one who will ever desire
to bulid a house. They are all new and golten up
sxpressly for us, If sou select from the House
Pant any one that suits you. we will bal d the
ones Oa JOUr pro perty and give You five gears’
Hime fo pay for The harging you 5 per cent. In
terest on the cost 11 som do net oare
of the be
a
ho —
you being eft
without in any
the property
House Plans w
im a sealed env
blanks, so that
name, and ret
piece of land ©
Warrant
if yo
are Sisposed «
you send for
Land Warrant
H pee ian
y Gene
entirely free
will be given to you FREE,
upe ix or nol. With the
{11 be sent a numbered
wine Upon
a Warranty Deed «
urn the same 10 Us A
allied for hy the
todd In your name.
} toe rheoiulely res.
ceived after al
He ao BD
be Hd iate be
File
& will be sent to
fifseoen Ti
r 8%
WIT
HOUT MONEY AND WITHOUT PRICE
00
200
400
800
1600
ooo
Orange Grove Frau is of 40 ¢
20
io
“
“ ‘
- “
"
City Building Lots.
fi
IN 2Y to 40-ACRE TRACTS
ALL FREE.
|
it.
Ltr
Le
No
A
Don’t
It is for
miss
YOU!
Hove
PROFIT BY IT.
= re thas TW
‘ Bing A aly nt ~
de wi Te made as the Club Agent directs
fen he returns the Free Land Warrants
YOU WILL BE A TRAITOR wo row
those dependent on you 1D
yourself of this Great Free Land
or your children
The Nt. Andrews Bay Rallrosd and Land Compang
oe re and stockholders some oF
ye most responsible an 1 energetic men of Plorids,
Nia. and New York who are enlieted beart. had
pocket-book in this great enterprise, We de
inpess throu gh the Second Katiomal of Cine nati,
sand Prosper 8 seiliers ad ©
w we swall your pleasagmnm
rilern Office, where all dosds are
ey
One Iu
Dee
yor
vis Twat
avail Tew
hdrew es
Address our
hog
x
The St. Andrew's Bay R. BR, and Land Co.
P27 Main St., Cincinnati, O.}
20 Park Rew, New York, )
Remit by posta 3
registered
De pot send stamps when BR
or tani
Avaded
Jetter
aly
te
$
i
With a broader basiness policy (han
bas characterized any other southern |
sprporation, we have steadily appre
ciated the relatite snlwe of land ond
peaply, Weare holding for our own
pre feeriain lands to be sold In the
uture ; the minnce is offered free as
airtoall who spniy In time
A ttle move than one year ago the
St. Andrew's Bay Rallrosd snd Land
Ca, acquired control of upward of
300,000 sores of the most desirable
fans in the State of Fiovida, gituated
around about ihe beautiful bay of Bt,
Andrew's, on the sonthwe«t Gulf coast.
Defore the war the town known as Ni,
Andirew’s Bay was the home of many
wealthy (eo de, w 0 bad sought the
shores of the heantiful bay ne a loon
tom wher: could be found In their
TAXES
war the
torch and
town This
operations
for BL.
All tates have been pad on
i
this Great Free Offer
We will buy any
Great Free Land «
GUARANTY iis
rate of §10 per Bore With the cost
time property will be worth §:90 of he acre.
OUR REFERENCES. |
Those who have done bus!
eel wih he In one day the |
following et of ne day whe | co
woured Orange (rove tracks, |
ranging 18 aise from 2 to 40 | ree Ora
wires pach, Bpage a
forms
eh RY
oa
hols
gH
Company beg
ittie ne
Pro
of ¢
of busi:
for snd
3 |
cured
has wen po
ordinary
settler”
Caiiar de
niring the
by a
out of
«d. aban
wrsd | be
to from time to time
Bh alive
gether
oreated ©
ever
jas
goif const,
advantage ; a doep
Past: | cuter gulf, st once §
perty se. | oom
cola and Washington
Inder thie
my at the
By that | not required
and at your own pleasure.
“Coach, Banta Pe, oy
I, Row yh {
Tha Framers. oR 3
Xe
b. Jpreion, Ondat
Tew
world Every species of vyegehnbie
fruit, and ceronl will grow to perfee
tion in ite soft. Italian cilmate | oyWless
Ganitiees milton the Dost Lo thee
{world rest In (housands of exhaor®
Jess ovater bode | timber vRaly BOOS
thie and saffcient In gt BABY to far
nish cargoes for years to the snilee
CATT ing capacity of a nation's feet
I a ellmase that, both avisder gad swe
{ mer, 8 the abeciule ke erfoction off
earthly delight: Tree From malar
4, and beautifally le
gg her dood
Bar thes
n for a Moria
for |
“old |
5s
=
yours be
reas ns why .
most gevirable Jo wil
hoane than the State can offer, atsd
why this company has confidences bn
| the wisdom of fix present Lusaess
policy
those who are altesdy bocated and are sow
—
A RA NR amie ro ——
Theee wre ho conditions BA i ba
with this Great Frew Land (Offer wield
oan Bot be complied with, You ame
auy way, ualoss you de 80 Deeks
Ra. Clty, Ma.
aK uicx. 7 Oak ot
VL
a Puen