FACET A. “WuATshall I do?” almost screamed the fashionable Mrs. Cashup to her husband. *‘That odious Mrs. Milkins has got a $200 pug and I haye got none"? “But, my dear, one of the same said Cashup, “Oh, nol 1 handsomer, you wouldn't have kind, would you?” want two, different, larger, better,”’ “All right,” my dear, you shall have them. 1’11 bring you two animals that shall be all you ask and be of use too,” said Cashup. “On! how good you are dear. they be?’ she whimpered, with affection. “*Rabbits my dear, We'll eat HucksTeERr —**What are you ing those fish for?” Critic—*‘1 &in’t smelling de boss, I's only talking to dem,” Huckster—**Talking to the Why, what did you say?" Critlc—*"Why dey looks like fish come from whar I did, 'way down de bay; and 1 wus askin’ dem how de ole place looks since I left. But dey £ay, ‘Laws, hunny, I's been "way from dere 10 long I don’ know how it looks.’ What’ll beaming ‘em. "? smell- fish, fish! “> old man ceased speaking, ‘you do not seem to understand the case.” “Oh, but I do. You shall marry William, even if he is fidential clerk.’ “Father, you—"" “That is all, Helen-—say no more.’ Four days later she wrote him from Toronto, saymg: “Will and 1 ar- rived here safely, and were married at once, We have $60, 000 of your money. Is all forgiven or shall we settle down here?” “*He telegr: phed his forgiveness.” — “WELL remarked : a young man to a group of frie, nds, **the only girl 1 ever really loved is to be married the + 10th of next month.” **Too old fel,” sald a member of the party; have my sympathy.” “You know the old story about as good fish in sea, don’ you?’ inquired another. “Why don’t you punch the lucky fellow?’ asked a pugilistic member, *‘and prevent him from coming in time at the wedding? “Whois the lucky man?” fourth member of the gathering you would only give a chance, tell you. She isto marry me.’ i ——— Wire—**A penny for dear,” Hust and—*"I was of Shakespeare's say we mortals be, Wife—*'1 home to you rather what particular brought about this recollection?” Husband—**The recollection of courtship, dear, when I you Birdie.” i ——————— “AFTER the clerk had pulle everything In the store without ing his customer, a woman, him if there was anything not shown her “Yes said, **the cellar; , will have it brough res 7} You. on bad, "lg [ will » thaneht IOURHLS thinking of Ings. What one fools suppose does come hard at times, but train of thought that our used to call down salisfy- ed ) ak en had he 5 she as cise ma'am,” “Dip you see anything inquired one traveling man ¢ on the cars. ''No What kin “ordinary felt,’ as he poked his | ‘Hum. That's “What's peculiar?” ad gh fell.’ 1 of s 1seen Lh ou —— ‘Five hi yWieag il KIN hold that should be the ballet immoral stopped by law.” Seedy Stranger. 1hope you will take that back, sir.” “Impossible.” “You have no right to so lacerate t ings of a man who has never harm. One of the most in this country Is a very of mine.” “1 am sorry, truly sorry -—daughter?’’ *'No, grandmother,” Sn A— i8 he done you popular girls near relative ‘Is your first pame Featherly?”’ George, imquired Bobby, as the lor and began to draw off his gloves, ‘““No, Bobby." replied Featherly, with an amused smile. **Why” **Oh, nothing’, tell ma she expected George to-night, and that she hoped to goodnes 88 there wouldn't be any other callers,” > Mus, HAuroN (who feels that has condescended inh coming to the Newgold’s ball)—** Extremely ordinary people here; common looking woman nn (Suddenly discovers that she is facing a mirror, ) “So you are thirteen you. Sarah Jane?" “Yes, and I now realize that it 1s an unlucky number, It’s too old for doll’s and pa says it’s not gentlemen's society. n > It is claimed that the increase in the number of persons using glasses is fully thirty-three and a third per cent, over previous periods. This is set down as partly due to the practice people have of buying glasses of unskilled persons and partly to ngtions of economy in buying cheap glasses, The number of opticians has, of course, correspondingly increased, years old, tp Apres Professor Hera has recently shown, from vivisectional experiments, the intimate relation between cold and touch, and that an injury to the cortex of the brain that destroys the sense of touch in any region will usually also ove iy correspondingly the sense of may be expected, because the insects which the swallows pursue gin their flight are flying low to escape the Mois phere, cn - Important, New York Clty, save carriage Hire, and stop rand Cones When vou visit or eave bagpage expressage and §3 aithe Grand Unlon Hotel, 0pposilo tal Depot, 60 elegant million dollars, 3 day, European Plan, supplied with ihe best rooms, ftted up al a cost Mf One and upwajpds por Elevator, Hestanrant liorse cara, stages ail elevated ralroad 10 all depot Families can live better for less money at the Grand Unlon Hota than at anv other first-class hotel ln Lie Silv. m————— Give Dread to a stranger, in the name the univer al 1 rotherhood which binds all men together under mon Father of Nature. —————— 'h annual of th iladelphia, statement for all yet very enterprising Company. The prudent business methods impressed upon it by its Quaker founders have been steadily malin tained and their results are shown in the Ligh position which adhered to them has won for the Company, Beginning the year The Penn Mutual, just published its of nine and & half millions, been so well managed tha at, after all disbursements, incl udi ngover ¥ v hol uring up to millions, hit yusand, v deducting amillion, it en-~ the #ix lors, % fig ‘he th net ne KEEregate hundred and seventy-: 088 assets amount a mails he Penn Mutual issues every form of policy known to ters 15857 w asset O Neri y proved life insur- nce, Medical Record reports that Pro- fessor Windle concludes from His re- searches that man’s original dentition included six incisors in either jaw; that from each jaw have gradually disappeared; that the loss is due to the i | Care for the Children ¢ debility of the changin its, i bildren feel th BE oven mu and the ¢ Pe nld be by the use o “1a s than adu ovish aiable CIOANns tan atid they ol that den to me.” Mas ro 's Sarsaparilla Bold by il drugg ., 81; sixfor 85. Mad v1 HOOD & CO. Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar For Good FParposes. only by Mis. M. A Known to t! Duuphin of Pil ladies of that city 1 ut ’ good 8 | B00Q 1¢ has done Ly means of iy ham's conditio Dg tempted Alle | Your Druggist has the Compound, £1. per bottle ill pr obably go on and result in conical shape of many of the merary teeth indicate a reversion to the primitive type of tooth. > Seems, of bogus medical Medicinal Zeitung says 1t rcular name, in fall $.31 : % PhaLosSopi in the colleges. America, it is not alone has come 1 by wy which prices, 1y, law, need not 108 but The into POSEN 1 A of a ¢i doctor is, { diplomas are offered at Would-be-doctors of medicine, chemistry, ete. bother themselves with study, issue lanise by a of : Iiees 500 marks. the Lil ment deg will charge by ti Viner: of the Liploiua i For some of these ses are required, but nished without further ie accommodating Directors urean., o> > Tyler of Adairvilie wonderful young Ima: seems charged with e comes of a good family, Is well educa- ted, and variously described as being medium, a living walking and as be Fugene Ky., isa body lectricity. He Whose batter Y, havi Hiohtnir a lguining i fire enoug Thomson, in an . ivered before the Royal Britain, maint molecules of ordinary approximatel Des the addres in- iy 1 «A LERENA iy deli ion of Great he atoms or asured : ¢ ong we Ine n-miill indred-miilionth of ¥ #8 two weeks, al het I received first and Paris Expos -_-— True elogt uence consists in that should be, not all that lays 1 the Centennial Cann's K nt's, Heart, Urinar a, ke . Cure guaranteed, Are h BL, Phila tie, 6 for $5.00, Try is a —— Perfect value is to do without wit. nesses what we would do before all the world. FITS: AL Fita stopped fre tise and §2iria totic of Dr. Kiine'sUreal Nerve atorer, free to Fiicases, BSendto Dr. Kline 981 Arch st, Phila, Pa — We find very few people of good -> come by Hood's Sarsapariiia “I was tired all strength,” says a Pawtacket, BR L, Hood's Sarsapariila is sold by all draggista, bottle, or six bottles for #5, a —— —- lady. $l a —“—- -» ‘Roy at GrLur' mends anything! Glass, Wood. AA Vanity, shame, and above all, dispo- sition, often make men brave and women chaste, ST. § BERNARD VEGETABLE PILLS, Wannawren Porety Veoseraste, i The beat eure for Liver and Bilious tupiaints, O Q Jastyenemm, JHoadache, spepain. aA Be nd Purifier {iver vintor. they have no amily shonid he without, - box of {hese Jeraant Vegetable lin in the 25 venta ws, or * by mail, Samples sont rR Add rena, Pr NEUSTAED ER 200, #3 Mercer Bt. ow York, COCKLE’S ANTI-BILIOUS® PILLS THEGREAT ENGLISH REMEDY oo gh Bile, Indigsstion, from Mer Leoni °C. CN NTCRIr TER TON, Ne Rng 24 PROFS. S ANDRAL KILMER, M.D. BINOHAMT ON, NY. ne INVALID BENEFACTOR. ComPLETE FEMALE RemEDY irs Npselal and Bp tr eatment : r elas peouiiar fe ali ¢ n ' and D 1 Mothers ntains 3 bottles, ght ve En ack ng Co ach pach ge Female Heme dy, x Avtumn-Leaf F.xt,, lo UU &0O A nolntu. nt, Ester $F Or the thr in of vera t oe r. Lancer Some nawered 5X % t Free SOLD "ny AL L DIT GLISNTS, ORCI P ’ AM, 3 i Lavy OPIUM: i Herphine Habit i¥ i a va £ Inremont FARMS Cala Linstry : JF MANCHA Claremont. Ya. Gfflceors’ pay, bounty roe NSIONS, ¢ : deserters relieved, & ce bn RE TP OPIUM 22 PENSIONS: Bum pus Re & Nf of ie neh a Ron 510 ured, » . boil 3 eval ed t reat rates heate Hen "EAS | That family is bes! unjustly, apend in a was tance, who obtain unfaithfully, not keep not and that sin "Yea; 1 shall break the engagement '' she sald, folding her arms and ooking de fiant; "it is really too much trouble to con verse with him: he's as deaf as a post, and talks like he had a mouthful of mush. Be sides, the way he hawks and spits is dis. | gusting.” “Don’t break the engagement | for that; tell him to take Dr. Bage's Catarrh { Remedy, It will cure him completely.” | “Well, I'l] tell him. [do hate to break it | off, for in all other respects he's quite too charming.’ Of course, it cured his catarrh, ot ii There are some who never | spoken of. f ———— “Delays are Dangreous.** f you are pale,emaciated, have a hacking cough, wit bh night-sweata, spitting of blood | and shortness of breath, you have no time { to lose, Do not hesitate too long--"tiill you are past cure; for, taken in its early stages, consumption can be cared by the use of | Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery," | aa thousands can testify. By druggists, tii —— If it was not for the company i fools, a witty man would often | greatly at a loss. of be —- “Woman and Her Diseases?’ | is the title of an interesting illustrated trea. Jthne (160 pages) sent, post-paid, for 10 cents in stampa, Address World's Dis pensary | Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. a One honor won isa surety for more. War Ahead. There is great danger of war with Mex). ¢0 in the near. future, but at present we can pursae the arts of happiness, prosper. ity and wealth. Wherever you live, you should write to Hallett & Co, Portland, Maine, and receive tree, full {uformation about work that you can do, and live at home, shrning thereby from £5 to $25 and upwards daily. Some bave earned over $00 in a day, Capital not required; you are started free. All ls nédw- both sexes. All ages. Pay, as above guaranteed, from first start, — ssi 5s A MIMI AS Nan Judge “not thy fellow wan ull thou art similarly situated, The best cough medicine is Piso's cure for consumption. Bold everywhere, 250, When copper 18 soldered and the sol [ der to be covered like the surrounding | this can be dope by moisteniny | the solder with a saturated solution ¢ vitriol of copper and then touching the | solder with an fron or steel wire, A skin of copper precipitated, which can be thickened by repeating process several times, If a s desired, a saturated solut one part of vitriol of zine puts of vitriol of copper i8 he previously coppered solder and with a zinc wire. I gild the soldered spot it is first coated with copper manner indicated above, ith gum or isinglas and vith bronze powder The obtained which, after very brightly polished § 1 in bra colon on and 1» ) used thie £ i in the and then w powdered surface Is can be o> > method of manufacturing var has been tested at Wilkesbarre, | with satisfactory results. Dy the | method three men could make 1 neu the same perfect per day. Jy the new process every minute, or 720 is the use of a steel in- of one of sand, in éasting U wheel. The core is removed by knock- ing out a centre key, leaving the perfectly true and ready to at thout Core, stead the axle LUI dA boring, Once, w