17 is extremely common to deride
conjugal affection, and to consider it
as something to be made fun of, but
here are exhibitions of it that are very
easing.
A very dear and loving little woman
sas seated by her husband one eve-
ing, before a pleasant fire, when she
moved her low rocking chair close to
him, and placed her sweet little hand
lovingly on his arm, and moved it quite
affectionately up and down, a8 if
smoothing out all the wrinkles. The
gocd man looked graciously into her
of kisses, when she said:
**I1usband dear.”
“What, darling.’’
1 was just thinking——"
+1 was just thinking how nicely this
sult of clothes you have on would work
‘nto a rag carpet.”
A courrE of young fellows were
sonversing on the street corner when
me sald:
‘By the way, how do you like that
jew bpother-in-law of yours?”
“ [ike him! I think he’s about the
peanest man this side of Halifax,”
“Mean! Why, how’s that? Every-
»ody speaks well of him.”’
“They don’t know him. What
would you say if 1 told you he had
swindled me out of a hundred dollars?’
“A hundred dollars? You don't say
wl”
“Fact! Shortly after he married Sis,
he promised to lend me a hundred dol-
lars and he didn't do it. I call that a
clean swindle.”
social gathering is where one is such
stranger!”
Harold—*It is indeed, ‘pon
doncher know."
Edith—**I don’t
have done but for you. You
oasis of the evening's desert.”
Harold—*Weally, I am beholden !
you, Miss Edith.”
¥ v
fonor,
are
ENCOURAGING, BUT AMBIGUOUS, ~-
Anxious Milliopaire-=*Then, sir, I
have your consent LO pay my addresses
to your daughter. Ab, sir, if I only
Eager Father
why not?
ceeded”
“Why not, my dear sir;
Plenty of others have suc-
isn’t it strange that I should find sev
eral flies in my soup?”’
Waiter somewhat amazed)--‘'It am
strange for a fac’ sah, for dis season ob
de yeah.”
One should meet death as resolutely
This is the best way to ob-
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mount to the summit,
es AIA
«No Physic, Sir, In Mine!’
ing-school in Jersey."
style physic in the apple-saucs, and await
the happy results. One bright lad, the
smartest in school discovered the secret
ne in Lis sance, aud pushing back his
plate, shouted to the pedagogue,
physic, slr, in mine, My dad told me to
use nuthin’ but Dr. Pierce's ‘Pleasant Par.
gative Pellets,’
and purely vegetable.
—— tht———
You find yourself refreshed by ths
presenca of cheerful people. Why not
make earnest effort to confer that
pleasure on others? You will find half
in all the dreary waste.”
<>
Two girls were having
hile
a very
and at first aidn’t observe |!
“You're real mean,” said
“You're just as hateful as you
be,” responded the other. “I suppose
you don’t know any better, though.
“If you had any respect ——"’ “Oh,
Mr. Jones!”—in duet. Ob, don’t
mind me,” said Jones, taking a at;
“seep it up; I rather like it] : a
member of a choir myself.”
Tie Italian peddier had retired
the night when there sounded a be
knock at the door, “YWho-a-thers
Le demanded. *‘I’'m the man yo
» pint of chestnuts to this afternoon
Well, what-a you want?” .-]
some to return a sound chesl
you: it was the only good one In
ot, and as I'm an honest man an 1
probably put it in by mistake,
brought it back to you.”
JapsEnR—**If you are so disg
with marned life, what on earth 1
you marry?”
Jiber—* Caramels,
mes,’
Jabber—** What have caramels 1
with 18?”
ade
my boy, ATa-
me and her jaws were stuck fast
sonstaptly that I never realized
sowers of elocution until it Ww
ate.”
eile
Mns., MiNgs—*'My dear,
{ow plants are getting full of i
Mr. Minks—*Good gracious
have to begin smoking agai
kiils them, you know."
Mrs, ge I hope no!
where ih the world did these
coms from?
ular rose bugs.”
Thad
i
pap gave me a quarter for catching in
the garden.”
BAGLEY—"*What in thunder does
Peterby always get into the last row of
seats at the theatre for? I have notic-
ed him there scores of times, DBaley-—
“Peterby is a very sensitive man, and
is afraid he would interfere with peo-
<> —
How Women Would Vote.
Were women allowed to vole, every
in the land who has used Dr.
would vote it to
ane
be an
to her sex. By druggists,
———
han you consent 1o
do ssuthers wish,
i
“Hello! we heard one man say
“1 didn't know
why! yeu look ten
vounger than you did when I saw you last"
was the reply
The doctor said [ had con-
I was terribly weak, had night-
no appetite, and lost flash.
Medical Dis
not it % i
ught
any better,
igh,
Pierce's
covery’ advertised, and
‘Golden
tho i
ft bas cured
well
io :
ROO,
me. Iams w nan because I am a
one,’
- -
cannot set the river on fire wil
1 OU
a rowing match.
vestigate the nd
GrAaxDp UNION
‘ pring piace 3 Ww
it
t
Ania
is
ils some and INAkKe
A Ghost
i reality will
Never
done
rejo.ce
Weal,
Frazer Axle Grease.
The Fraz the
le Grease of the wo Usa it an
and wi One
t two weeks,
ke ———
is
r Axle Grease is
A
AZOTIS,
bh wen 5
iid LBS
An evil
and unguiet,
conscience always
> :
The pain an 1 pisery sulfered DY those WOO Are
The
relief which is given by Hood's Sarsapan ia has
caused thousands to be thankful for this great
medicine, It dispels the CaUsCS of dyapepaia, and
tones up the digestive organs.
shalt have joy.
-— -—
Oxg of every five we meet Las some form
f{eart Disease and is in constant danger of sud.
nt
’
| That Tired Feelin
The warm weather has a debilitating effect,
especinlly upon those who are 'w {thin doors most
of the time, The
peculiar, Fel Cnn
“that tired
COI
1 plaint known as feeling,” is the
result. This fooling can be entirely overcome by
and gerength to all the
“1 could not
Hood's Bar
unctions of the body, .
had no
sparilla and on bi
sleep; appetite. 1 took
fo sleep
that tired
SI
taking Hood's SBarsaparilla, which gives new fife
sour without
got up
foul und my
BanvoLn, Kent, Olilo
y
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. $1; six for §5. dade
only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
12 al at. 12. at AA sz.
eleieiaiaielien
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE 2
s COMPOUND
aw
is u Positive Cure
Yor Female Complaints and Woskneasas
and
{ languid improved.”
i RA
appetite
plaints, sil Ovarian troubles, Inflapusation and Ul.
peration, Falling and Displacements, and the conse.
quant Spinal weaknoss, and is particularly sdapted
to the Change of Life.
| It will dissolve and expel tumors from the Uterus in
ous humors there is choeked very spoodily by ita use.
I It removes faintness, fatuleny, 4
| for stimulants, and relieves weak:
ures Bloating A
fit
strove all craving
s of the stomach
ws Prostration, Gen
vy, Siveplossness, Depression and Indigestion,
g of bearing down, oa ¥ pain, weight and
Jisalways permanently cured by use. 10 will
ad all times and unde | eirvumstanoes act IR Barssony
withthe laws thal ale sytem,
For the cure of Kidney CO
3 “ »
pound i» uasurpassed. Pri
Headaches, Nees
of either sex this
Hix bottles for $6.
it LYDIA FE. PINKHAN'S
ant ipation, biliouanoss and
giisia,
QI M2 ANA NL BIL SL YE,
TIS TA TH TN TAS TN TH TN TN ANS AS
=== DR.KILMER'S | =C
pret b
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No tarmuy should be with
LIVER PILLS 4
worpddity cents a box sl sil d
a. ate, At, Ate, Sl Sit
To
VISTAS
CR)
sf the liver,
A
y
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REMEDY I
A Corrector, Regulator, Nerve-Rest.
“The Heartis the Real of Life™
Ono of every five we mest Las some form
of Heart Discase, and is in constant dan-
ger of Apoplexy or Sudden Death!
SYMPTOMS and DISEASE,
For which this shouldie taken
Heart-paing
Skip-Heala
Numbness
Shaky - Nerves Synod
Hot-tlashes Paralysis
Rush of Binod to the
tion, Labore
Hemeds
Palpit
™
Faint-spells
Heart-sympathet
§ Trimeapen
exdicin It mot f Kinde «
THIS REMEDY IS A SPECIFIC,
1t Prevents Paley, Shoe k, Sudden Death
Every t {
fuscts which gr
nate sulforer
Opium or injur rugs.
EF Nol a Bistage of impure Blood
cam escape is Par {ying Influence,
Price &1.¢ 6 bottles 85
Lr Prepared h "
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Letlivre ¥ sworel
} gidete” ©; et ii hy Sent Free
SOLD BY ALL Dit GGINTS,
“95 Years .-. Poultry Yard”
234 Edition, 108 pages. How Lo pravent
HOG sed POULTRY CHOLERA, GATES
and ROUP 1 wrote it aca system of
sractical HOG snd POULTRY keeping.
symploms and remedies for all diseases,
Haw to feed for Eggs. 25c. in stamps. A copy of
“The Core Dale Posltry Yard,” containing tiles
Catslogse and Price List of 30 varieties FREE,
A.M. LANC, Box 846, Cincinnati. O.
| AFELIG TEU =o UNFURTURATE
Alter all
8. 3.
¢.. below Callowhill,
5
320 N.15thE
20 ’ PECIAT ¢ 4
’ gan, 133
Chirago.
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for a0 Bra RR Kenya Diseases
sow Novew A ar. Fire, 3
« so Yosrg whe
9h + Ae St Phi ladelininn P
See Draws: ¥ rrr A TING FRAUD
ordained Bend stamp lor
HOUSEHOLD.
A 1 HOA
BAKED
of prepared flour, two full
fuls of lard, two cups of milk, yelk of
cup of jam, marmalade or canned (and
strained) berries, well sweetened; sift
tour and salt together; beat
light and stir into the milk: chop up
milk into a good dough; roll out half
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buke until browned; wash
send to table; eat with hard sauce.
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Tunrxir Sour (without meat) —
Eight or ten large white turnips, half
an onion, one stalk of celery,jone pint of
milk, one tablespoonful of minced pars-
ley, one tablespoonful of four rolled in
three tablespoonfuls of butter, two
peel, slice and lay the turnips in cold
water for an hour, drain and put into
add the cold water and cook
tender; rub the soup through a
the buttered flour, simmer five
utes, add the milk and pour out,
min-
Cur PrLusm Pupp
fine dry crumbs, one cup flour,
one cup of sugar, half & cup of molass-
ING, — TWO
{ of
Oi
ved and the same of currants, half a
’
dered suet, four eggs, one learsp yonful
even teaspoonful
flour,
add molasses,
Jeat the eggs light,
crumbs, Sugar,
spice, fruit with- floor), mix
well; turn into a mold and
boil five heurs. Eat with both
$4
ana qa
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suet,
ged
buttered
al
grec
i sauce.
>
Bolsa water should not
over tea trays. japanned goods,
a8 it will make the varnish crack
peel off; have a sponge
water and a little soap, if U
:
and
be
é tray
looks smen
gets marked take a
cloth with a little sweet
piece
oil and rub
from them
mg lather of
tile f a hard
wash Lhe
ROAD UY eRns OL | La
lather off with
and afterward with alun
dry the colors will
Lo Ix ei
1 WA
genera
red,
i live of
They
pm little wd
quarter pou I
fifteen cents,
MOR WORDS OF PRAISE,
1 heumatism c Blood IRscase entirely
Rocnesry)
the Pardee Medicine 4
Allow me to gay a f¢
of Dr. Pardecs Rl
v: and if what 1 have to ¢
induce others who are afflicted w
alpina or rheumatism to use it, 1
hat I have been the means of doing some
ittle good to my fellow men. December
37, 18805, while at work in the shop, 1 was
taken suddenly with sharp, piercing § ins
and was compelled to leave the
in
Lemed 3 will
ioneu
Liall feel
pi 0
and 1 grew worse daily: although 1
under the best medical treatment.
obtained no relief until 1 be i
Dr. Pardee’s Tiemedy, which I did MM:
17th, and after using it t 1
ran
liree ds
} } 10
d improved rapidly every day
[ am now st work and entirely free
pain, and have gained
weleht, but 1 shal
feel sure the poison is out of my
blood, for I am certain that rheumatisin
is a blood disease, You are at liberty 10
18¢ mv name or refer anyone to me, for 1
shall be only too glad to recomme nd it to
anyone who is pio cog as I was. lkoow
$ aw
vw BI
five
ie
ised as directed.
I am, very truly yours,
GEORGE DOANE.
at Goodger & N
Routh St. Paul
street
renian SOA
iy 65
, § Griffith
Forty Years a Suflferer.
, and that h
: fo "
HAY-FEVE|
Hop Plasters.
1nd for the onre of
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Vor theeute of ai dina ‘4
Bowels, Kidnevs, 8
10m of Hieadnc hie
gestion, Billcustess, Fever, |
Bowels, Pies, and all derang
nal viscera, FPorely vegelabhe
merea *, inerals, or Geletery
Price, 4
LL3
aver
7 19 ae nas
veness, [od
nfsmmation of Lue
of the i
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petals 7 od
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nid enatie I
pe BY PLUS Ivapepsin
thet Lae dabllily of the
troy
slore strength 10 the +1
form its funeti
disanpear, and wil
tem Lo contract
TmADWAYS
SSPALLIY RISOLEENT,
Bian
HAO 1 Ws per
af
of
SVE
wi
skin Diseases, Owe Dollar per Bo
RADWAY & CC. MN. ¥
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The Great Nursery of
200 imported
Of Ci ot
LARGE NY
fay Sha & rn ' Sons
MM. WW. DUNHANK,
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E Fatebliashed 40 yrars.
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“My wife had
$100
Tunown Away,
paid out «
Pierce, Favorite
did her more i
good
bad been practicing upon her.”
Mrs. Bernie BURTON,
writes:
.
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waa
hem
writes
dolisrs to ph yulcians
wr.
and fool as well as i
Bedford Co, Va,
5 tT
Iw re Tre
1 have had to
: this 1 bave Jaid a
of Reidsville, R
C., writes:
A TE N T S prs’ brad Medical Discovery have «Gon me ¢
inventory Cradda, fa than the physician = ho has —— &
taking your medicines I gained eove pond
{ 1 think your *Pavorite Prescription’ the Dost modicin r ladies
with which 1 sm scquaintoed,
scription’ and ‘Pellets, from which 1 ottained
1% wont Laws fasliingion, DLO decided relief, and such relief ns add despair
InGaN, Pe mt Lauper, buses . el - of. Fora year and a half my health has remained
fect. Tendering my thanks pooriy cxprosscs my gratitude, |
Many nf my relatives and friends have used your remodios, and
tn every instance they improv od." i
WRONG DISEASE.
ple who mit behind him; he has such a
high forehead, you know."
den death. Dr. Kimeras Ocean Weed Hoars
Hemedy regulates, coTTects snd cures,
Price $1.00,—6 bottles §5.00.
“MARIA,” observed Mr, Grapp, as
they entered a prominent dry goods
store a few days ago. ‘I reckon the
owners of this here store is givin’ away |
money.”
“What makes you think so, John?"
1:quired his better half,
“Why, 1 hear ’em callin’ ‘cash’
about every minit. Let's git some of
it ef we kin.”
What is hope? Hope is the blossom |
of happiness, }
isn oh
If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp- |
son's Eye-water, Druggistasoll at Zc. per bottie
iat A 3
That glory is short which is given |
and received of men. i
Yothing ike Cann's Kidaey Cure for Dropav,
Cravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases,
Nervousness, ke. Care guaranties i. Oloe, 831
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Try i
ism
Mns. Hexonioxks (the landiady)—
“Can I send you some more soup, Mr,
Dumley?"
Mr. Pumley—*No, thanks.”
Mrs. Hendricks (engaglogly)—"Don’t
refuse, Mr. Dumley, because it fan’t
sonsidered good form to be helped
iwice to soup,”
Mr. Dumley—*Oh, etiquetts has
sothing to do with it, madam; it’s the
wup,”’
'
esti k dd
for
When you see a man with a gre at
deal of religion displayed in his window,
you may depend upon 1% he keeps a very
small stock within,
FITS: All Fits stopped fres. Treatise and §2 tris
bottle of ir. Kilne'stirent Nerve Restorer, free ©
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ort T00THPOWDER |
Jieeping Teeth Perfect and Gamn Healthy,
Great English Gout and |
Blair's Pills. Feenic rane. |
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val Box, $1.00; Freund, 50 cis,
$34
8
to 88 n duy, Samples worth §L8) FRER
Lines mot ander the horse's feel Address
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Do not choose your friend by his
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Two students ring a hated professor's
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yut of the window and wants t know
what's up.
“One of your windows is wide pen.”
“Where? exclaimed the : artled
yrofessor.
““The one you are looking out of."
"ANAKESIS.
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“ANAKESIS” is
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4 200
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paid, Owfit w wih $5 and patticiiam
feoe, P O, VICKERY, ave seta, Maine
A A IR ASO wins , a
women.”
Tm poOruRnt.
When you visit or eave New Xi £11y, save
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pam or self denial, Pay
pook tres. Dn (1 J Warum
Hotel, opposite Grand .
rooms, Otted wt 8 eoelaf on ] of
st and poe It
1 wil ¢
for Jess money a
han at any other Arst-class hotel in “ith
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Nobody is more like an honest man
Bian a therough rogue.
No Oplum in Piso’'s Oure
rl
wn. Oures where other
ang shu
or aver-buty doctor, separate and distinet discascs, for which he prescribes bis pills and potions, assuming them to be such, when,
obably bave entirely remoy od the discase, thereby instituting comfort instead of prolonged mipery. -
A Marvelous Cnro.~NMre G, ¥. Brnagus, of
Having exhausted the skill of three physicians, hoon my bed fo
past of the time. 1 doctt
jocal treatment recommendod in his *Common Sonse Modical | me to try your modicinns, which 1 was loath to do, ©
been restored, and offering to send the full pasticulars to any obe | gavios of my physician. Hie got mo six bottles of the * Fave rite
. From a great man I have re vo the balance of the medicine 10 my sister, who was troubled
the * Medical Adviser,’ and bad ap the local treatment so fully
Afich., writes: * Your * Favorite pion
rhea, bearing « down ins, and pain oon. WONDERS.
f tho * Favorite Presoriplicn ’ gnoe wy nt
for nine months, without receiving any benefit, 6 * Favorite
Proeseription’ !
bold, feeling only slightly fatigued
vor! {on 18 not a * Corealls but admirably fulfills a singlenoss
around bottle.
. PENSIONS? ars EVERY INVA LADY
A ri
§ Many times women call upon thelr family physicians, one with dyspepsia, another with palpitstion, another w ith backache, or
fn reality, they are all aymiptoms caus i by some womb disomler. While the physician is ignorant of tho cause of " fGeriog, be
encourages his practice until jarge bills are made, when the suffering patient is no betler, but probably worse for the Os » Wrong
3 P Mra. B. ¥. Monraax, of Nao. 71 Lerington St. J
Ks Past Boston, Mass, eays: * Five years ago Crystal, Mich, writs 1 was troubled with ¥
b ICIANS EALOUS weakness, Jeuoorrhon { the won
NLED. 1 was completely discouraged, and so weak 1 Doctor . sod with an ari
eonld with difficulty cross the room alone. i : erent physicians, snd spent large Buin
Adviser. 1 commenced to improve at onoe in three months 1 rndiond against them, and the doctors gad they would
wad perfectly cured, and have had no trouble snes, I wrote nn | Jan prejuciel Py nally told my hoshand thet if ho would
writing me for them, and (nclosing a samped-cnrdope Jor reply. aorintion.’ Also six bottles of the * Discovery. {or tn dollars.
{ have received over four hundred Jetters, In reply, 1 have 1 took Three’ botiics of * Discovery’ and four of * Pavorile Pre
advised them to ‘do likewise.
ceived second Jotters of thanks, stating that they ho commenced | £00 game way, and sho cured hersell in a short time. 1 lave
1 pot had to take any medicine pow for almost four yois
¥
and plainly laid down therein, and were much better already.” Nunist, Oftaws Ob.
Tee GREATEST Mra. Groner Hemous, of Westheld, N. To. he worked wonders in wy A ik ite
just the medicioe for femals complaint %"
tinually AOTOM my ok. Three Athen of os
oe on' restored me i Of
> pe et henit RT 3 writing to you, I desire to gate that 1 hove regained my bealih
wonderfully, to the astonishment of tayeelf and friends, 1 oan
on’ is the greatest earthly boon to us poor suffering
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OVERW ORKED W OM EIN.
For * worn-out,” “run-down,” debilitated school teachers, milliners, droge makers, senmitrosson, goneral bousckeopens, and oven
those Chronic Weaknesses and iar to women.
and imparts whole
; ous wood-outs and colored plates 1t will be sent, post-paid, to any a
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nervousness, another with pain here and there, and in this way they all present alike to themselves and Their cary -gY ing 3 gerent,
treatment and consequent complications. A proper medicine, lke Dr. Picross Yavorite Proseription, directed to the cause would
was a dreadful sufferer from ulering troubles, and falling of
govern yoars, 80 1 lad 0
began taking Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription and using the | put reccived no lasting bens fit. Al last my husband p
letter to my family paper, brichy wos ntioning bow my health had | get me some of your medicines, 1 wonld try them against thn
described my cuso and the treatment used, and Lave earnestly | goription,’ and 1 have been a sound woman for four yoars. 1 then
the use of * Pavorite Prescription,’ bad sent the $1.50 required for
Mra. MAY Gumasox, of
IT Works RN
writes: * 1 was a great sufferer from
EARTHLY Boon Again she writes: * Having taken several bot
.
ul ith, 1 treated wih Pr, =
now ba on my feol all day, ajtending 1 the ‘dutios of my Bousy
night,
worked and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce's Pavorite Prescription is the bost of all restorative tonics
tn
fn potent Rpecifie for nl
a Fern my res. Hau . and akon of
% t ou Dasa a «
tn ty wnt "Slesplossnogs, in either pox. * Pavorito
Coun
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