17 is extremely common to deride conjugal affection, and to consider it as something to be made fun of, but here are exhibitions of it that are very easing. A very dear and loving little woman sas seated by her husband one eve- ing, before a pleasant fire, when she moved her low rocking chair close to him, and placed her sweet little hand lovingly on his arm, and moved it quite affectionately up and down, a8 if smoothing out all the wrinkles. The gocd man looked graciously into her of kisses, when she said: **I1usband dear.” “What, darling.’’ 1 was just thinking——" +1 was just thinking how nicely this sult of clothes you have on would work ‘nto a rag carpet.” A courrE of young fellows were sonversing on the street corner when me sald: ‘By the way, how do you like that jew bpother-in-law of yours?” “ [ike him! I think he’s about the peanest man this side of Halifax,” “Mean! Why, how’s that? Every- »ody speaks well of him.”’ “They don’t know him. What would you say if 1 told you he had swindled me out of a hundred dollars?’ “A hundred dollars? You don't say wl” “Fact! Shortly after he married Sis, he promised to lend me a hundred dol- lars and he didn't do it. I call that a clean swindle.” social gathering is where one is such stranger!” Harold—*It is indeed, ‘pon doncher know." Edith—**I don’t have done but for you. You oasis of the evening's desert.” Harold—*Weally, I am beholden ! you, Miss Edith.” ¥ v fonor, are ENCOURAGING, BUT AMBIGUOUS, ~- Anxious Milliopaire-=*Then, sir, I have your consent LO pay my addresses to your daughter. Ab, sir, if I only Eager Father why not? ceeded” “Why not, my dear sir; Plenty of others have suc- isn’t it strange that I should find sev eral flies in my soup?”’ Waiter somewhat amazed)--‘'It am strange for a fac’ sah, for dis season ob de yeah.” One should meet death as resolutely This is the best way to ob- i i i i i —————— mount to the summit, es AIA «No Physic, Sir, In Mine!’ ing-school in Jersey." style physic in the apple-saucs, and await the happy results. One bright lad, the smartest in school discovered the secret ne in Lis sance, aud pushing back his plate, shouted to the pedagogue, physic, slr, in mine, My dad told me to use nuthin’ but Dr. Pierce's ‘Pleasant Par. gative Pellets,’ and purely vegetable. —— tht——— You find yourself refreshed by ths presenca of cheerful people. Why not make earnest effort to confer that pleasure on others? You will find half in all the dreary waste.” <> Two girls were having hile a very and at first aidn’t observe |! “You're real mean,” said “You're just as hateful as you be,” responded the other. “I suppose you don’t know any better, though. “If you had any respect ——"’ “Oh, Mr. Jones!”—in duet. Ob, don’t mind me,” said Jones, taking a at; “seep it up; I rather like it] : a member of a choir myself.” Tie Italian peddier had retired the night when there sounded a be knock at the door, “YWho-a-thers Le demanded. *‘I’'m the man yo » pint of chestnuts to this afternoon Well, what-a you want?” .-] some to return a sound chesl you: it was the only good one In ot, and as I'm an honest man an 1 probably put it in by mistake, brought it back to you.” JapsEnR—**If you are so disg with marned life, what on earth 1 you marry?” Jiber—* Caramels, mes,’ Jabber—** What have caramels 1 with 18?” ade my boy, ATa- me and her jaws were stuck fast sonstaptly that I never realized sowers of elocution until it Ww ate.” eile Mns., MiNgs—*'My dear, {ow plants are getting full of i Mr. Minks—*Good gracious have to begin smoking agai kiils them, you know." Mrs, ge I hope no! where ih the world did these coms from? ular rose bugs.” Thad i pap gave me a quarter for catching in the garden.” BAGLEY—"*What in thunder does Peterby always get into the last row of seats at the theatre for? I have notic- ed him there scores of times, DBaley-— “Peterby is a very sensitive man, and is afraid he would interfere with peo- <> — How Women Would Vote. Were women allowed to vole, every in the land who has used Dr. would vote it to ane be an to her sex. By druggists, ——— han you consent 1o do ssuthers wish, i “Hello! we heard one man say “1 didn't know why! yeu look ten vounger than you did when I saw you last" was the reply The doctor said [ had con- I was terribly weak, had night- no appetite, and lost flash. Medical Dis not it % i ught any better, igh, Pierce's covery’ advertised, and ‘Golden tho i ft bas cured well io : ROO, me. Iams w nan because I am a one,’ - - cannot set the river on fire wil 1 OU a rowing match. vestigate the nd GrAaxDp UNION ‘ pring piace 3 Ww it t Ania is ils some and INAkKe A Ghost i reality will Never done rejo.ce Weal, Frazer Axle Grease. The Fraz the le Grease of the wo Usa it an and wi One t two weeks, ke ——— is r Axle Grease is A AZOTIS, bh wen 5 iid LBS An evil and unguiet, conscience always > : The pain an 1 pisery sulfered DY those WOO Are The relief which is given by Hood's Sarsapan ia has caused thousands to be thankful for this great medicine, It dispels the CaUsCS of dyapepaia, and tones up the digestive organs. shalt have joy. -— -— Oxg of every five we meet Las some form f{eart Disease and is in constant danger of sud. nt ’ | That Tired Feelin The warm weather has a debilitating effect, especinlly upon those who are 'w {thin doors most of the time, The peculiar, Fel Cnn “that tired COI 1 plaint known as feeling,” is the result. This fooling can be entirely overcome by and gerength to all the “1 could not Hood's Bar unctions of the body, . had no sparilla and on bi sleep; appetite. 1 took fo sleep that tired SI taking Hood's SBarsaparilla, which gives new fife sour without got up foul und my BanvoLn, Kent, Olilo y Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for §5. dade only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar 12 al at. 12. at AA sz. eleieiaiaielien LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE 2 s COMPOUND aw is u Positive Cure Yor Female Complaints and Woskneasas and { languid improved.” i RA appetite plaints, sil Ovarian troubles, Inflapusation and Ul. peration, Falling and Displacements, and the conse. quant Spinal weaknoss, and is particularly sdapted to the Change of Life. | It will dissolve and expel tumors from the Uterus in ous humors there is choeked very spoodily by ita use. I It removes faintness, fatuleny, 4 | for stimulants, and relieves weak: ures Bloating A fit strove all craving s of the stomach ws Prostration, Gen vy, Siveplossness, Depression and Indigestion, g of bearing down, oa ¥ pain, weight and Jisalways permanently cured by use. 10 will ad all times and unde | eirvumstanoes act IR Barssony withthe laws thal ale sytem, For the cure of Kidney CO 3 “ » pound i» uasurpassed. Pri Headaches, Nees of either sex this Hix bottles for $6. it LYDIA FE. PINKHAN'S ant ipation, biliouanoss and giisia, QI M2 ANA NL BIL SL YE, TIS TA TH TN TAS TN TH TN TN ANS AS === DR.KILMER'S | =C pret b | { | Hn | IER =) No tarmuy should be with LIVER PILLS 4 worpddity cents a box sl sil d a. ate, At, Ate, Sl Sit To VISTAS CR) sf the liver, A y i hy REMEDY I A Corrector, Regulator, Nerve-Rest. “The Heartis the Real of Life™ Ono of every five we mest Las some form of Heart Discase, and is in constant dan- ger of Apoplexy or Sudden Death! SYMPTOMS and DISEASE, For which this shouldie taken Heart-paing Skip-Heala Numbness Shaky - Nerves Synod Hot-tlashes Paralysis Rush of Binod to the tion, Labore Hemeds Palpit ™ Faint-spells Heart-sympathet § Trimeapen exdicin It mot f Kinde « THIS REMEDY IS A SPECIFIC, 1t Prevents Paley, Shoe k, Sudden Death Every t { fuscts which gr nate sulforer Opium or injur rugs. EF Nol a Bistage of impure Blood cam escape is Par {ying Influence, Price &1.¢ 6 bottles 85 Lr Prepared h " i A. Letlivre ¥ sworel } gidete” ©; et ii hy Sent Free SOLD BY ALL Dit GGINTS, “95 Years .-. Poultry Yard” 234 Edition, 108 pages. How Lo pravent HOG sed POULTRY CHOLERA, GATES and ROUP 1 wrote it aca system of sractical HOG snd POULTRY keeping. symploms and remedies for all diseases, Haw to feed for Eggs. 25c. in stamps. A copy of “The Core Dale Posltry Yard,” containing tiles Catslogse and Price List of 30 varieties FREE, A.M. LANC, Box 846, Cincinnati. O. | AFELIG TEU =o UNFURTURATE Alter all 8. 3. ¢.. below Callowhill, 5 320 N.15thE 20 ’ PECIAT ¢ 4 ’ gan, 133 Chirago. 1 for a0 Bra RR Kenya Diseases sow Novew A ar. Fire, 3 « so Yosrg whe 9h + Ae St Phi ladelininn P See Draws: ¥ rrr A TING FRAUD ordained Bend stamp lor HOUSEHOLD. A 1 HOA BAKED of prepared flour, two full fuls of lard, two cups of milk, yelk of cup of jam, marmalade or canned (and strained) berries, well sweetened; sift tour and salt together; beat light and stir into the milk: chop up milk into a good dough; roll out half i i i | § buke until browned; wash send to table; eat with hard sauce. > Tunrxir Sour (without meat) — Eight or ten large white turnips, half an onion, one stalk of celery,jone pint of milk, one tablespoonful of minced pars- ley, one tablespoonful of four rolled in three tablespoonfuls of butter, two peel, slice and lay the turnips in cold water for an hour, drain and put into add the cold water and cook tender; rub the soup through a the buttered flour, simmer five utes, add the milk and pour out, min- Cur PrLusm Pupp fine dry crumbs, one cup flour, one cup of sugar, half & cup of molass- ING, — TWO { of Oi ved and the same of currants, half a ’ dered suet, four eggs, one learsp yonful even teaspoonful flour, add molasses, Jeat the eggs light, crumbs, Sugar, spice, fruit with- floor), mix well; turn into a mold and boil five heurs. Eat with both $4 ana qa i suet, ged buttered al grec i sauce. > Bolsa water should not over tea trays. japanned goods, a8 it will make the varnish crack peel off; have a sponge water and a little soap, if U : and be é tray looks smen gets marked take a cloth with a little sweet piece oil and rub from them mg lather of tile f a hard wash Lhe ROAD UY eRns OL | La lather off with and afterward with alun dry the colors will Lo Ix ei 1 WA genera red, i live of They pm little wd quarter pou I fifteen cents, MOR WORDS OF PRAISE, 1 heumatism c Blood IRscase entirely Rocnesry) the Pardee Medicine 4 Allow me to gay a f¢ of Dr. Pardecs Rl v: and if what 1 have to ¢ induce others who are afflicted w alpina or rheumatism to use it, 1 hat I have been the means of doing some ittle good to my fellow men. December 37, 18805, while at work in the shop, 1 was taken suddenly with sharp, piercing § ins and was compelled to leave the in Lemed 3 will ioneu Liall feel pi 0 and 1 grew worse daily: although 1 under the best medical treatment. obtained no relief until 1 be i Dr. Pardee’s Tiemedy, which I did MM: 17th, and after using it t 1 ran liree ds } } 10 d improved rapidly every day [ am now st work and entirely free pain, and have gained weleht, but 1 shal feel sure the poison is out of my blood, for I am certain that rheumatisin is a blood disease, You are at liberty 10 18¢ mv name or refer anyone to me, for 1 shall be only too glad to recomme nd it to anyone who is pio cog as I was. lkoow $ aw vw BI five ie ised as directed. I am, very truly yours, GEORGE DOANE. at Goodger & N Routh St. Paul street renian SOA iy 65 , § Griffith Forty Years a Suflferer. , and that h : fo " HAY-FEVE| Hop Plasters. 1nd for the onre of - DR. RADWAY'S F ' 8 Vor theeute of ai dina ‘4 Bowels, Kidnevs, 8 10m of Hieadnc hie gestion, Billcustess, Fever, | Bowels, Pies, and all derang nal viscera, FPorely vegelabhe merea *, inerals, or Geletery Price, 4 LL3 aver 7 19 ae nas veness, [od nfsmmation of Lue of the i OBLBIDINE Ba 0s Grose fori Of the SE adder, N AN A pple, petals 7 od 2% conta per Hox y y YSPEP ail droggivia i * AeA Cure Chia UG print nid enatie I pe BY PLUS Ivapepsin thet Lae dabllily of the troy slore strength 10 the +1 form its funeti disanpear, and wil tem Lo contract TmADWAYS SSPALLIY RISOLEENT, Bian HAO 1 Ws per af of SVE wi skin Diseases, Owe Dollar per Bo RADWAY & CC. MN. ¥ O TE Ta AV IN The Great Nursery of 200 imported Of Ci ot LARGE NY fay Sha & rn ' Sons MM. WW. DUNHANK, syns. DuPaze Co... HHInois. g EDICAL OF § 206 NH. Becond BL, IF? ) ae 3X. &J. 8.0022 hw MY Wa, ae E Fatebliashed 40 yrars. f » eis] PISEASES VARICOCELY, Bic PENSION succesmini, TL ENTY PERIENCE ‘er “wr os - MILO B. STEV 3 & CO. Taw eg. I= Eliiaedy “ey LY wi ¥ ob a CLAN withe § fee un «FW ¥ - EAS »S » HinGT . 11 q ICA i oe i ii is in Sn SRT A Tr boi dn baie le a ~) » ms ¥ “My wife had $100 Tunown Away, paid out « Pierce, Favorite did her more i good bad been practicing upon her.” Mrs. Bernie BURTON, writes: . i dey waa hem writes dolisrs to ph yulcians wr. and fool as well as i Bedford Co, Va, 5 tT Iw re Tre 1 have had to : this 1 bave Jaid a of Reidsville, R C., writes: A TE N T S prs’ brad Medical Discovery have «Gon me ¢ inventory Cradda, fa than the physician = ho has —— & taking your medicines I gained eove pond { 1 think your *Pavorite Prescription’ the Dost modicin r ladies with which 1 sm scquaintoed, scription’ and ‘Pellets, from which 1 ottained 1% wont Laws fasliingion, DLO decided relief, and such relief ns add despair InGaN, Pe mt Lauper, buses . el - of. Fora year and a half my health has remained fect. Tendering my thanks pooriy cxprosscs my gratitude, | Many nf my relatives and friends have used your remodios, and tn every instance they improv od." i WRONG DISEASE. ple who mit behind him; he has such a high forehead, you know." den death. Dr. Kimeras Ocean Weed Hoars Hemedy regulates, coTTects snd cures, Price $1.00,—6 bottles §5.00. “MARIA,” observed Mr, Grapp, as they entered a prominent dry goods store a few days ago. ‘I reckon the owners of this here store is givin’ away | money.” “What makes you think so, John?" 1:quired his better half, “Why, 1 hear ’em callin’ ‘cash’ about every minit. Let's git some of it ef we kin.” What is hope? Hope is the blossom | of happiness, } isn oh If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp- | son's Eye-water, Druggistasoll at Zc. per bottie iat A 3 That glory is short which is given | and received of men. i Yothing ike Cann's Kidaey Cure for Dropav, Cravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nervousness, ke. Care guaranties i. Oloe, 831 Arch St, Futla. $1 a bottle, 6 for $6.00, Druggists, Try i ism Mns. Hexonioxks (the landiady)— “Can I send you some more soup, Mr, Dumley?" Mr. Pumley—*No, thanks.” Mrs. Hendricks (engaglogly)—"Don’t refuse, Mr. Dumley, because it fan’t sonsidered good form to be helped iwice to soup,” Mr. Dumley—*Oh, etiquetts has sothing to do with it, madam; it’s the wup,”’ ' esti k dd for When you see a man with a gre at deal of religion displayed in his window, you may depend upon 1% he keeps a very small stock within, FITS: All Fits stopped fres. Treatise and §2 tris bottle of ir. Kilne'stirent Nerve Restorer, free © Yiicases Sendio Dr Kling 931 Arch st, Palla. Pa ort T00THPOWDER | Jieeping Teeth Perfect and Gamn Healthy, Great English Gout and | Blair's Pills. Feenic rane. | ] val Box, $1.00; Freund, 50 cis, $34 8 to 88 n duy, Samples worth §L8) FRER Lines mot ander the horse's feel Address Bazwergn's Sarery Rs Boross, Holly Mich, 35 Catalogues R Ss $ Malled Free. | Fravels Brill, Heersyran, Lowa tstaxo, NX. V. | . A ———— FRAZERAXLE BEST IN THE WORLD| ] Li Get the Genninn Roald Everyw Do not choose your friend by his looks, handsome shoes often pinch the a feet. Two students ring a hated professor's soil at midnight, He puts h'' head yut of the window and wants t know what's up. “One of your windows is wide pen.” “Where? exclaimed the : artled yrofessor. ““The one you are looking out of." "ANAKESIS. Jans Rel “ANAKESIS” is preeey COCKLE’ ANTI-BILIOUS® PILLS THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY For Lives, SB A hea moi 4 200 OPIUM i io Co Lares wie ind. nN ron ALL » week and ox pen so paid, Owfit w wih $5 and patticiiam feoe, P O, VICKERY, ave seta, Maine A A IR ASO wins , a women.” Tm poOruRnt. When you visit or eave New Xi £11y, save He Crd Caton ake, oppo a 400 Wie 21 t wa of oa H Ar a Ee tN A avec hrs PIUMHAB pam or self denial, Pay pook tres. Dn (1 J Warum Hotel, opposite Grand . rooms, Otted wt 8 eoelaf on ] of st and poe It 1 wil ¢ for Jess money a han at any other Arst-class hotel in “ith ————————————————— Nobody is more like an honest man Bian a therough rogue. No Oplum in Piso’'s Oure rl wn. Oures where other ang shu or aver-buty doctor, separate and distinet discascs, for which he prescribes bis pills and potions, assuming them to be such, when, obably bave entirely remoy od the discase, thereby instituting comfort instead of prolonged mipery. - A Marvelous Cnro.~NMre G, ¥. Brnagus, of Having exhausted the skill of three physicians, hoon my bed fo past of the time. 1 doctt jocal treatment recommendod in his *Common Sonse Modical | me to try your modicinns, which 1 was loath to do, © been restored, and offering to send the full pasticulars to any obe | gavios of my physician. Hie got mo six bottles of the * Fave rite . From a great man I have re vo the balance of the medicine 10 my sister, who was troubled the * Medical Adviser,’ and bad ap the local treatment so fully Afich., writes: * Your * Favorite pion rhea, bearing « down ins, and pain oon. WONDERS. f tho * Favorite Presoriplicn ’ gnoe wy nt for nine months, without receiving any benefit, 6 * Favorite Proeseription’ ! bold, feeling only slightly fatigued vor! {on 18 not a * Corealls but admirably fulfills a singlenoss around bottle. . PENSIONS? ars EVERY INVA LADY A ri § Many times women call upon thelr family physicians, one with dyspepsia, another with palpitstion, another w ith backache, or fn reality, they are all aymiptoms caus i by some womb disomler. While the physician is ignorant of tho cause of " fGeriog, be encourages his practice until jarge bills are made, when the suffering patient is no betler, but probably worse for the Os » Wrong 3 P Mra. B. ¥. Monraax, of Nao. 71 Lerington St. J Ks Past Boston, Mass, eays: * Five years ago Crystal, Mich, writs 1 was troubled with ¥ b ICIANS EALOUS weakness, Jeuoorrhon { the won NLED. 1 was completely discouraged, and so weak 1 Doctor . sod with an ari eonld with difficulty cross the room alone. i : erent physicians, snd spent large Buin Adviser. 1 commenced to improve at onoe in three months 1 rndiond against them, and the doctors gad they would wad perfectly cured, and have had no trouble snes, I wrote nn | Jan prejuciel Py nally told my hoshand thet if ho would writing me for them, and (nclosing a samped-cnrdope Jor reply. aorintion.’ Also six bottles of the * Discovery. {or tn dollars. { have received over four hundred Jetters, In reply, 1 have 1 took Three’ botiics of * Discovery’ and four of * Pavorile Pre advised them to ‘do likewise. ceived second Jotters of thanks, stating that they ho commenced | £00 game way, and sho cured hersell in a short time. 1 lave 1 pot had to take any medicine pow for almost four yois ¥ and plainly laid down therein, and were much better already.” Nunist, Oftaws Ob. Tee GREATEST Mra. Groner Hemous, of Westheld, N. To. he worked wonders in wy A ik ite just the medicioe for femals complaint %" tinually AOTOM my ok. Three Athen of os oe on' restored me i Of > pe et henit RT 3 writing to you, I desire to gate that 1 hove regained my bealih wonderfully, to the astonishment of tayeelf and friends, 1 oan on’ is the greatest earthly boon to us poor suffering i * OVERW ORKED W OM EIN. For * worn-out,” “run-down,” debilitated school teachers, milliners, droge makers, senmitrosson, goneral bousckeopens, and oven those Chronic Weaknesses and iar to women. and imparts whole ; ous wood-outs and colored plates 1t will be sent, post-paid, to any a Li ha td ; 4 nervousness, another with pain here and there, and in this way they all present alike to themselves and Their cary -gY ing 3 gerent, treatment and consequent complications. A proper medicine, lke Dr. Picross Yavorite Proseription, directed to the cause would was a dreadful sufferer from ulering troubles, and falling of govern yoars, 80 1 lad 0 began taking Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription and using the | put reccived no lasting bens fit. Al last my husband p letter to my family paper, brichy wos ntioning bow my health had | get me some of your medicines, 1 wonld try them against thn described my cuso and the treatment used, and Lave earnestly | goription,’ and 1 have been a sound woman for four yoars. 1 then the use of * Pavorite Prescription,’ bad sent the $1.50 required for Mra. MAY Gumasox, of IT Works RN writes: * 1 was a great sufferer from EARTHLY Boon Again she writes: * Having taken several bot . ul ith, 1 treated wih Pr, = now ba on my feol all day, ajtending 1 the ‘dutios of my Bousy night, worked and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce's Pavorite Prescription is the bost of all restorative tonics tn fn potent Rpecifie for nl a Fern my res. Hau . and akon of % t ou Dasa a « tn ty wnt "Slesplossnogs, in either pox. * Pavorito Coun bos full, 25, BUSFALO, N. 4