v FACETILAE, A MEMBER of the Royal College of Surgeons has discovered that a man’s right leg is longer than hisleft. Nature never makes a mistake, A man al- ways uses his right leg when he reaches for a tramp or a chromo peddler, or for an obnoxious suitor for his daughter's hand, ER a —— **No indeed.” said Mrs. Parvenu— **No: I don’t think she isa fine-look- ing woman at all. She may have nice eyes; but, mercy me, she's got no physic!” lin “An,” sighed Brown, ‘this Life is Tull of disappointments,” ‘Yes,’ re- plied Fogg, glancing significantly at Mrs. F., “and some disappointments are full of Life.” “I'D hate to be in your shoes,’ said 4 Woman as she was quarrelling with a neighbor, bor.” A SCIENTIST says that in the moon a aut falling from a bough would crash ihrough a man like a bullet. That set- to gather nuts. Important, When you visit or eave New York City, save baggage expressage and $3 carriage Hire, and slop athe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen. tral Depot, 600 elegant rooms, fitted up r million dollars $1 and upwards per day. European Plan, Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Ilorse cars, stages and elevated raliroad to all depots Familes can live | better for less money at ihe Grand Union Hote! | than at any other Arst-class hotel in the ity. s——— A Aes teni— at a cost of 20 stand, and let no man move you from the right. Learn to say **No’’ and it will be more use to you than to be able | to read Latin. | - a | Tue disagreeable operation of for- | cing liquids into the head, and the use | of exciting snuffs, are being superseded | by Ely’s Cream Balm, a cure for Catarrh, Colds in the Head and Hay | Fever. It isa safe and pleasant rem- | edy being easily applied with the finger. | It is curing cases which have defied | the doctors. Price 50 cents, At drug- | gists. 00 cents by mail. Ely Bros., | Owego, N. Y. i es Never fail to offer the easiest and | yest seat in the room to an invalid, an elderly person, or a lady. ——— A dead certainty: The Hop Pl 8 more active than any other plaster on earth. Kills pain. mm liste msi To remove mildew, in butter- nilk and spread on grass in the sun. eet Tae BLOOD MAKES THE ENTIRE Cin. 2UIT OF THE BODY EVERY SEVEN MINUTES, and whenever thls circulation is im- peded, or any of its channels are clogged by impurities, disease follows— fever, or a disorder of liver, or kidneys, or scrofula, or dyspepsia. To get at the source of the difficulty, use the bleod purifier, Dr. WarLker's VINEGAR BITTERS, 15tey soak ————————— I] ins: When sponge-cake becomes dry it nice to cut in thin slices and toast. 8 ed it saperior . Made Cas. by CHAPPED BAND: 1 LY using J ell, Hazard & © air words ne'er break a bane, foul words may. i Had a bilious attack and one of those in- describable cases of constant wefiriness, Took quinine and other remedies without | reiief. ‘look Dr. Jores' Red Clover Tonic; | am strong and ASA Tromrsox, Logan, Ohio. mm A A Ms | An’ wise men make proverbs, and | fules repeat them. | a ——— i To thoroughly cure scrofula, itis necessary to #irike directly at the root of the evil, This is ex- | actly what Hood's Sarsapariila does, by acting upoi the blood, thoroughly cleansing It of ali jw. yurities, and leaving not even a talat of scrofulas fa the vital fin well, - ti — Fules make feasts, and wise men eat diem, Another Life Saved. J. C. Gray, of Dadeville, Ala., writes us: ‘I bave been using your DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, and I can say, of a trath, it is far superior to any other lung preparation in the world. My mother was confined to her bed four weeks with a cough, and had every atten don by a good physician, but he failed to effect a cure; and when I got one bottle of your DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, she began to mend right away. I can say in truth that IT WAS THE MEANS OF SAVING HER LIVE. I know of five cases that DR. WM. HALL'S BAL- SAM has cured, and my mother is better than she has been for twenty years." A ——— A — Fear God an’ keep out o’ debt. otf Frazer Axle Grease. The Frazer Axle Grease is the ntrinsically, the cheapest, jour horses to death grease. Try it best and, ; Don't work by using poor axle wn ltt A AI Every man kens best whar his ain shoe binds him, ONE of every five we mes: had some form of Heart Disease and is in constant danger of sud. den death. Dr. Kilmer's Ocean-Weed Heart Kemedy reguintes, corrects and cures Price $1.00,—8 bottles $5.00. ES — Do the likeliest, and God will do the Best, easiest to use and cheapest, Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh, By druggists. 300. I A AA Better be alane than in ill company. St. Bernard Vegetable Pill Le ONE kind of medicine w _ Catarrh Cured Catarrh is a very prevalent disease, with dis. tressing and offensive symptoms. Hood's Bar- saparilla gives ready rellef and speedy cure, as it purifies the blood and tones up the whole system. “I suffered with catarrh 13 years, took Hood's Sarsaparilia and now 1 am not troubled any with catarrh, and my general health is much better.” I. W. LirvLis, Chicago, lil “1 suffered with eatarrh six or eleht yours; tried many wonderful cures, inhalers, ete., spend. ing nearly one hundred dollars without be nefit, I tried Hood's Sarsaparilla and was greatly fme proved.” MM, A. AnBEY, Worcester, Mass, Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists, #1: six for £5. Made only by C. I. HOOD & €O,, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar Hood's § arsaparilla This successful medicine {a extract of the best re: kingdom known to med a carefully.prepared dies of the vegetable al science as Alteratives, Blood Purifiers, Diuretics, and Tonles. such ne Sarsaparilla, Yellow Dock, Stilllngia, Dande lon, Juniper Berries, Mandrake, Wild Cherry Dark A medicine, like anything else, can be falrly judged only by its results. Wo point with satisfaction to the glorious record Hood's Barsaparilla has en. tered for itself upon the hearts of thousands of people who have personally or indirectly been relieved of terrible suffering which all other remedies falled to reach. Sold by all druggists, #1; six for 85. Made only by C. LI HOOD & CO. Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass 100 Doses One Dollar and other selected roots, barks and herbs bey aro the result of un successful practices since 1859, not eure all kinds of dlse BoecifBos—a remedy for cach discuse. Vinegar Sitters, a pas gative it ic, purifies the vtigihens the Dver , and will restore besalth, ver Jost, Vinegar Bitters isthe best ody discovered for Lr ig digestion, curing we and increasing the : were. Vinegar Bitters asim. flates the food, lates the stomach and bow els, giving healthy and vatural sleep, Vinegar Bitters iz the great disease venter, and stands at the head of all family rem edies. No house should ever be without it. Vinegar Bitters cures Malarial, Billions and other fevers, diseases of the Heart, Liver and Eldneys, and a hundred other painful disorders. Send for either of our valuable reference books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Ostechism oa Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should be In the hands of every child and youth in the country. Any two of the above books malled free on receipt of four cents for registration fees. howe and Morph » 30 days, } in all parts Ine Habit cored Da Manag. Q , and I owniversal sasafaoe -e MURPHY BROS, — Paris Tex Hrdeaty by fhe $ » vs Li sod 328 Chemical Og Cincinnas Obia, Piso's Remedy for Best, Easiest to Use, Also good for Onid In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, &-. 3 counts. German Asthma Cure never fails is give immediate reliaf in he worst came. loeareme com fortable slesp : offents cures whers all others fall, 4 trial tonein-ss the tat ” Price y yar 1.00, of Dragglete oe ample ; 81.55 Die. He RCHIPEMAN, Be Pau marl ak JONEA be pars the Satghio for Piva Lint mention this wide JONTE OF nnd ron, yt “rhamtien, N.X. on | say cure § do not mean mere! me and then have them return again, | a Pica ure. | have made the disease of t LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life Jong study, warrant my rernedy to cure the worst cases, Poonsse others have failed fs no reason for not How receiving a eure, Sand at once for a treatise and a Frees Bottle of my infallible remedy, Give Express and Post Office, 1s costa you nothing for a trial, and I will cure you. Address Da. 5. G. ROOT, 143 Pearl St, New York, Naething should be done in a hurry, but catching fleas. Catarrhas Headache. I THINK Ely’s Cream Balm 1s the best remedy for catarrh I ever saw. I 80 quickly, and I have not felt as well for a long time. I used to be troubled with severe headaches two or three times a week, but since using the Balm have only had one and that was ve light compared with former ones. A. Alcorn, Agent, U.P. I. R. Co., Eaton, Colo, If nutmegs are good, when pricked with a pin oil will instantly ooze out. Hop Plasters are soothing, stimulat- ing, boin-hvliing and strengthening, clean, sweet and sure, “You did not pay very close atten tion to the sermon, I fear, this morn ing,” “Oh, yes I did, mamma," “Well, what did the minister sayy” ‘*He said the picnic would start at ten o'clock Thursday morning, and oh, ma, can 1 go?" vest ED TRADE aio) ( Srl Absolutel i | SURE. { THE CHARLES A. YOU ELER COL BALTIMORE, BD, | SA FE Opiates, Emetios and Poison, | PROMPT. Oo Cts. | §T JACOBS | ® arf pn § | Cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lackaehe, Hrsdnrbe, Too Spralee, Probes, ole, ote. PRICE. WiFTy CENTS, AT DREUGGIRT ND DEALERS HE CHARLEY A. YOURLIR 1 'y re ¥} | Hke our climate, Miss Palmetto?” Florida Belle—*‘I am charmed with Lit” New Yorker—*'I suppose you came North to escape the rigors of the South, as many of your people have this win- ter,” Fiorida Belle—*‘'Oh, mercy, no. 1 had them when I was two years old, FARM NOTES, TE WonrLp's LARGEST BARN. — The Union Cattle Company, of Chey- miles from Omaha, which is the largest structure of the kind in the world, was commenced in April, 1885, and 1 | | There are accommodations for head of cattle, and the orginal design to provide for 8,000 head will probably be carried out during the present year. The building 18 400 by 600 feet, cover. fattened for market. So complete are the arrangements for feeding that one man All that he has to do front of each animal. Forty-five men It requires ed up twice a day, requiring only seven | The Union Cattle Company was incor- porated about seventeen years ago, The scale years ago, with a very little capi- tal, too. They now have 80,000 head of cattle on the range. and have or) $3,- The i Know?” > schoolmistress owned a fine mince ple. It was { the make of 1876, and had beautiful green mould on of its crust. It was the frugal l«dy's { daily custom toy with the A FRUGAI once $ LO and say archly, “If nobody wants | apy pie I won't cut it. Ope day a new boarder sald, “I want a piece.” ~*Why—why-—what do you want of it?” inquired the frightened lady.—*‘I want to make a torical society,” Jix Cvrris and Tom Morton, two New York dudes, while they were going home from the club, were talking about the lightning killing so many people in Pennsylvania the oth- er day. “I've got a mortal dwead of lightning,” said Curtiss. stwuck by lightening?" “Nevah: bu my aunt was killed by a thunderbolt. It was dweadful.” “I expwect but she didn’t suffah much, did she?” “You cawn’t have any idea how dweadful it was. She hadn't made her will, you see, and another fellah got all the pwoperty, Naw, she didn’t suffah at all. I was the suffaliwah.”’ 803 * BOSTON SciooL Crass ix History. ~—Teacher—*' Johnnie, what was the most notable ship that ever landed on the New England coast?” “The Mayflower, sir.” “Right, my bright litt Now, Willie, what noble idea was brot over In the Masflower®” “Pork and beans, sir." - . The Splendor of Dress 1oht artificial maiter how deft antiful beautiful o and the efiects of cosmetics, no 3 %i, Can never make r attract me who is nervous debility, subject : or Any These must reached by inward application, and not by outward attempts at concealm and the ladies may take hope from fact that thousands of their sisters have made them- | selves more radiant and beautiful by use of Dr. Pierce's “Favorite Pres ription'” | than they could ever hope to do by the aid of the appliances of the toilet, to emaciation, be the ae —————— A Bend the back to the burden. m—— Only Thirty-six Per Cent of those who die from consumption inherit { the disease, In all other cases it must either be contracted through carelessness; | or, according to the new theory of tubercu- | lar parasites, received direc tly from others {as an infections disease. But in { case, Dr, Pierce's “Golden Medical | in Its early stages. It is delay that is dan. | gerous, If you are troubled with shortness of breath, spitting of blood, night-sweats or | a lingering cough, do not hesitate to pro- | care this sovereign remedy at once. { There was ne're enuch whar naetking was left, i | unequalled, i - “ _- Sharp stomachs mak’ short graces, Our readers will notice in this week's issue, on this page, a change from the small advertisement of Le Page’s Liquid Glue, showing the small can or bottle. Instead of the simple announcement of its merits, those who use it, amount of sales, how sample can be obtained, ete. the Russia Cement Company perform a praise worthy act in revealing a fraud | which is the more contemptible, be- cause it affects only the smallest size for family use (of bottle goods), and | therefore affects those who are obliged | to buy in small quantities rather than | those who are able to stand the Imposi- tion, In addition to the statements of the advertisement, which we have from good authority are exact in details, we have it from sources unquestioned that variousstatements promulgated through the press, by show cards, &e., of other git a recelving endorsements from igh government officials, are entire fabrications with not even the color of truth, In point of fact, the Smithso- nian Institution (as weli as other Goy- ernment Departments) have used, and still use, LE PAGE'S LiQuip GLUE ex- clusively, reason for whieh is found in its containing no acid, while we are ine formed all others have an acid base; and in its superior strength. At New leans, on a Riehle Testing Machine, inch square, butted, registered 1612 pounds before parting. Le PAar’s Liquin GLUE does not need our especial praise; the fact that such manufacturers as the Pullman Paints on Co. , have ad it Shows worth every for every family in the land, a i animals in the market, They are kept on the ranges in Wyoming and Montana till they are about three or four years old, when they are brought to the barn juires about four months, 72 YZ1/ A? C BROWNS IRON 3 PPAF FT BITTERS WILL CURE HEADACHE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PR MALARIA CHILLS axp FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN 1x The BACK & SIDES MPURE BLOOD "ONSTIPATION ‘EMALE INFIRMITIES IMATISM OSTRATION GISTS i crossed Ked Pn TAKE NO OTHER. - moms on every Charity is a first mortgage human being’s possessions. » Fit red S08 a faded using Hall's Hair Renewer. ng troubles, Bafe Ayer's( A powerful remedy fori for ing or old berry Pectoral, ———— MAKE a rule that never go to seed in your average farmer's garden it is a weed shall garden, The of one-fourth supply the entire farm. It 1s not diff. all the crops are planted In rows run- ning the length of the garden; those ghly worked with the horse cultivator and Keep all the use, if it sweet corn for the cows, and this plant- ed as late as August 1st, has tasseled THE BEST INSECTICIDE. —~We have They In each we keep a stock of hens, and by raising several broods of chickens in each there is no trouble iu keeping the hens and chick- ens scattered all over the orchards, We have never found a better insec- ticide for all class of insects that ever LOOK AT TH ESE BOTTLES worth This is an exact reproduction of a bottle of glue extensively advertised as a ““10-cent article,” DON'T BE DECEIVED Outside Show on High Sounding M IT 18 NO LePACE’S. THE TOTAL sold during Bottles, ALL KINDS London, 1883 ; Joints made w= TO A 8 China, Frrniture, GLASS Indispensable in RUSSIA Rovtes the Insect Army thal destroy Vege beer pd with safety m hmv ha by poane i¥ in your place Yor econ arte yo ely a ky mail, rd aphiiet cg———. | G oney or nel ur i Don't wr This cut shows the smallest size of. I" PAGE'S LIQUID CLUE bottle, ~outside and inside. QUANTITY of [°° the past five of DEALERS BOTTLE FULL WHEN YOU BUY | w Orieans, 15885, Exposition h it endured a CONTENTS OF . Sse Rome] Bric-a-Brac, etc. OF LEPAGE'S BOT TLE. ~ every housebiold, Se CEMENT CO., Cloucester, Mass. 11 } One an "1 und sold by the Secdowey, and prob ISHKILIL-ONHUDSON, N,V. The Best | Waterproof Goat , Ever Mads IETS K i Mus. WiNgks —*This paper says that Sir Moses Montefiore, wh o reached 100 age, never believed in early rising.’ Mr. Winks—*“My gracious! I want that out and paste 1t my hat.” “You, indeed! Why, vou never get up until compelled to. What do you want to paste that in your hat for?” sg 3 y the cook won't it? $n in Bee ————— CONSUMPTION CURED. An old physician, retired from dia mi Felable remedy for of Consumption, il Ta, A pd all Throat i lang A 80 a positive and radic for Nervous Debliity snd ali Nervous Con piatn afler having tested I's wonderful ¢ ralive powe thousands of cases, has felt it his Guty to make ) Bis suffering fellows. Actusled by this 14 desire to relieve human suffering, 1 marge, 10 all who desire it, this French or English with fall ¢ lar1oy Til, paper, W, YES, 148 Power's Block, Rochester, N. Y. — a © mm—— A 81X year old girl with thick wh Kers on her cheeks 1s the latest Boston sensation. She may be a curiosity in soston, but sixteen year old girls with thick whiskers on their cheeks are com- non enough in this town —on Sunday nights, ———— He who expresses in his conduct, jus- tice and charity, accomplishes the most beautiful works; the good man is, in his way, the greatest of all artists, fy ad A FACT. ACTINA, TH GREAT ETB RESTOR ¥ =f IxvExTon ER. Laesingtl Sireet, Phila Bead the Testimony of Hev, Wm. 1. Chal. fant, a well-known Clergyman of Phila. PHILADELPHIA, PA. January 13, 1888, Pastor's Study, Messiah M. EB. Church My Daan Sin] fool that 1 ought to make known my experience with Prof. Wm. C. Wil. son's “ACTINA”™ BATTERY, not only in Sus. tice to him, but also that the afflicted may joarn where to Jook for a remedy for serious and obstinate diseases. For five yours I have been suffering with great distress in my head, resulting at times it plete Incompetency throat trouble peaking not OO oausing hoarseness, rendered pleasant to my congregation. I have used your “ACTINA” since the 25th of November, 1885, My voloe Is fully restored, and since using your instrument and wearing your garments [ in my head, I WN ELV <r oy £3 LTR eA F allowed a froe tric of thirty day : the pensory Applian other disoases, Co and Manhood guar trated pamvhiet in sented enovione Aresging VOLTATC my rs ABKin of Beauty sn joy Fores «. DRE T.FELIX GOURAUL » Cream, or Magical a 4 Beoautifies © — Pr No 8 the Skin, other cosmetle Parifies as well ¢ aE bond SL N.Y 7 Goods Deslers Europe Als Ehricn's 8 Boewars ot 2 prof No Rope to Cu! Off Horses Manes. clebrated ‘BOLIPSY* HALTS und BRIDLE Combined, rn be Slipped by Halter to any receipt of §3 Hardwar Bpecial « t Bend for $00 at 4. OC. LiGRTROY SE, Rochester, NN, . | OUI THATS CIERRA =e es specialist Bes Bt ODOS we tesial han. n ¥ or delays trom ba oud if br § Main Offic: # M., 4 ve { dreds of cures 2 SL. at 2722 North frond ALM 1249 | P,m.and Sundays A ITC: i 4 Prax PERFORATED and Pataloss Correspondence ed and Free trial of cure seat honest investigators, Tes lreassn Kaxroy Coxreny, Lafayette, ind ATENTS: Bixasam, Patent Lawyer, Wasliin rio Cu Grind our own Bone, ® Shella, RABMAM. Plover and Gor inthe EXANID MIXX (VF. Wilson's Parent) Joo per ore made in Beep rn MILLS and Fim plars and Testimonials sent KN BROS. Pa. Mane, Quickly iy ¢ a ad hotie #0 Mota rem Sered stamp for nventors’ iL. Guide, a D.C v2 Also PO ED MILLS. application. W ou : Ve riting., Dest pay. { RTHAN ing Heme Sindy, i lasmons by mall a per i fect suovens. Great demand for roung men and wo ten as Shorthand Clerks, ele Situations pro. | tured for stu sents when competent. Send for {| tircular. J, W. ROBERTS, Eimire, N., Y. tirely clear from nsects, flowering sorts are among the best of house plants, While they have no need of*bright sunshine—in fact dislike it place in other respects suits them, quiet time is no “few turns ahead” for the extra strain of spring work by putting them in good condition for it now. RAW potatoes are not readily eaten by any stock excepting cattle, They are not good for mileh cows, making thin milk and butter with little grain to it. This effect is, however, much moderated by feeding some corn meal with the roots. Cooked potatoes are eaten greedily by hogs, and unsalable potatoes are best disposed of in this way. Early piety has often been charged with producing baldness. Carboline the great petroleum Hair renewer will restore the hair no matter what re- moved it. Try it, AAI MISA. Raise nae mair deils than ye're able to lay. 81 All Figas free, Treatise and $2 trial EE TR ht : ht — If the oven istoo hot when better in my life, Garments and using the “ACTINA.” and finds very great relief, having suffered 8 years from has suffered from a catarrhal trouble since ment and improving. WM. B. CHALFANT. Get rid of % of the eye. If $3500 were pald for It would Fifty in ons yours, your Catarrh, and all ¢ Price, $18, be cheap, Will inst a lifetime, Address Prof, wha, C, WILSON, 1113 Chestnut Street, hla Agents wanted In every City of the Union $50 a Week may be mada \GIOUS! 1 am a pativeof Eneiand, and whils 1 war in that two years was under treatment as an outdsor pm. cared, 1 suffered the most AFaniSing Fame r halt bo and covered with sores sil over my body and Hmba Finally i Syipietely lost all hope in Hind at. Toomer I Delhi " " a oily. Lr satan. a New Poin having no con Dom] a vertisement of Swift's Speoths, and | ha ; x § book ix be 5 and ¥ with great Joy thet they have ourel me entirely. Tarn se soudd snd Bas] ove, wie in my life, Faro, Hatrorn, Now York City, June 19th, 18s 0 Blood and Skin Dissases roailed fre Tn gr SrECiri Vo. Drawer & Atlanta, Os XY} « EY we PENNYROYAL PILLS ' CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." Te worth Tm Rafe and at os 2 br SURE GURE 2:27: Pa Eo 1) g Fy FOR “ALR BY DRU NTH. o THURSTON'S pci PEARL Keeping Teeth Perfect and Gums Healthy, J Ji ureatl English Gout and Blair's Pills. “wenatic hemea Hen’ Mae WK t rancd, HO rie Atavwelons saernss. Insane Persons Restored . "8 GREAT NeERVERESTORE for all BRAN & Kenve DISEASES. Owly swe cure for Nevwe Afecvions, Fite, ENpty, viv, INPALLIBLA if Den as diseeted. Abs File after rt day's wow, Treatise and $9 trial bettie free ta i ties, they Pree hares on by whe Fiat Send Aw 0, and pens address of aficteed to Da KLINE Indetedvis ip rw NGF $ AXLE BEST IN THE WORLD GREASE Bold Everywhere, Free Farms {3 x08 The most Wonderful beers Tusk in Eh. TE ERE a
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