THE CENTRE REPORTER
FRED KURTZ, . . . Editor,
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STABBED EVERY ONE THEY MET.
“Hazy, Pa, Serr. 30, 1885.
Two Brothers with a Bloodthirsty Concep~
tion of the Way of Having Fun,
Scranton, Sept. 22.—Patrick and Thos.
Walsh, brothers, of Winton, 25 and 20
years old, respectively, attended a pic-nic
in the school house grove near Jessup, a
few miles north of Scranton. One of the
brothers stepped up behind Patrick
Lynch at the pic-nic and plunged a
koife into his neck, later they stabbed
Owen Loftus in the neck, making a
wound nearly two inches in length,
When they left the picnic for Winton,
at 11 p. m, they were accompanied by
another young man. They had gone but
a short distance up the public highway
when one of them threw a stone ata par-
ty ahead of them. It hit James Burke
on the head and knocked him senseless,
Burke was accompanied by his brother
Edward and James Cawley. Edward
Burke told Cawley to take care of his
brother, and he ran back to ses who had
thrown the stove, One of the Walsh
boys grabbed him around the waist and
stabbed him five times before they let
him go. He was wounded under
shoulder blade, in the neck and back and
in one arm. He was taken to a house
near by, and this morning it was thought
that he would die,
INTIME OF PEACE PREPARE FOR
PEACE.
Changes of climate, diet and water, oft-
times atmospheric changes alone, will
subject some member of the family to
cholera morbus, dysentery, etc, when
that wail of misery in the ‘wee sma’
hours of the night” announce the fact,
and you are sent from your comfortable
bed across lots or down back alleys for a
doctor, 'twonld be a good time to reflect
that bad you only secured a bottle of
Curtis’ Carmelite Cordial in time, you
could with a few drops have headed off
the attack, and saved a doctor's bill, and
secured a peaceful night's rest, Disaatis-
fied purchasers can have their money
refunded.
Jonxsrox, HorLroway & Co,
Philadelphia Agents,
For habitual constipation, biliousness,
sick headache, torpidity of the liver, con-
gestion of the kidneys, malaria and all
complications arising from a degenerated
condition of the bowels, liver or kidneys,
McDonald's Improved Liver Pills can be
depended upon for certain and perma.
nent relief; as a dinner pill, gentle ca-
thartio and safe aperient, they are with-
out an equal. Money refunded to dissat-
isfied purchasers
Jouxstox, Horroway & Co,
Philadelphia Agents.
mr simi MA
CURED BY LAYING ON OF HANDS,
Reading, Pa, Sept. 20.—The particolars
of a remarkable care by the laing on of
hands comes from Lancaster twp. Lan-
caster county, Miss Carrie Linter, an
only daughter of wealthy parents, was
afflicted with spinal disease. Her case
was considered hopeless. She was cou-
Sized to bed unable to move. Twelve
physicians were tried, inciodiog many
from New York and Philadelphia, but
none afforded her any relief, She was
then induced to try a cure by the laying
on of hands, No medicine was admin-
istered. She almost immediately sat up,
sauch to ber own surprise and that of
her friends, and she then arose and
walked about. She considered herself
cared. She goes out riding and attends
to household duties. People go to the
Aouse from far aud near to confirm what
they have heard.
ts MAG — Ap
How young old people look who have
wiever been sick, and who never worry
and fret. How old young people look
who fret and stew and suffer pain—all at
once. But we can’t altogether help our
disposition, and we will sometimes get
out of sorts in spite of all cantion. Then
wwe need the best, the simplest and safest
wedicine known, which is Dr, Kennedy's
Favorite Remedy, Purifies the blood
end renews vitality in old and young. sp
BARNUM'S CIRCUS TENT COOL.
LAPSES,
Titusville, Pa., Sept. 22. —Barnum’s cir-
Cos tent met with a bad accideut this af-
{ernoon. The big teat, holding 10,000
wpeciators, suddenly collapsed in 8 vio
fent wind and rain storm. Half of the
people were inside but cnt their way
Shrovgh with their knives or crept out
under the circus canvass, Twenty-five
persons were ipjured. There was no
stampede among the elephants or dis.
turbance in the menagerie in the other
tents as they stood up in a gale of wind.
The loss to the company in their ruined
tent and evening exhibition will be
thousands of dollars, but the show will
appear as usval at Oil City in a new tent
to morrow,
Who has not heard or
0 not or been the recipi-
eal of benefits derived from using N. fi
Downs’ Elixir, a never failing remedy
for all discases of throat, chest and lungs,
Ione are too poor to get cured of all bil.
ious, diseases by the use of Dr. Baxter's
Mandrake Bitters, as they only cost 35
aiment for horses,
's Arnica and Oil Lin.
, bruises and lame.
Down at once. Sold at Murray's, Centre
sep
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JACK LAPORTE GUI
: LTY IN THE
SECOND DEGREE,
THE DIRECTIONS FOLLOWED.
—
The celebrated Dr. Rankin says, re-
cently, an old German, by the uae of
Nunsen, called at my office for treatment
for an ill-conditioned ulcer on the leg.
I presoribed carbolic acid, one-half ounce
in ope quart water; bathe ulcer twice
daily. The druggist, W. L. Leland,
who filled the prescription, attached to
the bottle the enstomary poison label,
which read as follows :
CARBOLIC ACID,
POISON.
Axroors. —Emetic made by mixing
one tablespoonful of mustard in warn
water, or grease in warm water. After.
ward whisky or other stimulants.
W. L. Leraxp, Goop Luck Druo
Sronr, Cariore, Io.
In about two weeks the patient who
lives with his not over-wise son-in-law,
sent the bottle back by his son-in-law to
have the bottle refilled. When it was
presented the following conversation
ensued :
“I want a pint of fiskey,” said the
son-in-law,
“We dont sell it,” replied the drug-
gist. “What do you want it for?”
“ Vhell, I guess it don't make some
difference. Vhat you dinks about dot?
“ What do you waat it for ?”
“¥y, Dr. Quigley's directions said to
use it.”
“No, you must be mistaken, for the
directions don’t mention it.”
Pointing to the antidote on the label :
* You read dot.”
“Did you do as this reads?”
“Yaw ; vo gif him der grease und dex
mustard, but don't haf der fishey."”
«T should have thought it would have
made him sick.”
* Yaw, it make him sick enough,
wo don't haf der fishey to gif him.”
“How often did you give lum
mustard and the grease
“Elery time wo vash the leg—two
Hmes a day.”
but
the
SPR
JONES TOOK IT BACK.
“Say dear,” said an Evansville wife to
ber husband, “thst dime you gave me
this morning for milk was no good.”
“Didn't give you no bad dime”
growled Jones
** Yon did too, | guess 1 know.”
“No, I never. You've been getting
some dangel something
down town, and they gave it to you in
change. Women ain't got no sense no
how.”
“ Put you hsnded it to me yoursell”
“DARL”
* Yes you did and I want you fo take
it back.”
“I won't"
“Yes yon will, yon ol
“Won't.”
“Well you just will
you don't. 11
haven't got sense.”
At noon Mrs Jones was all smiles,
and waited on her hushand so nicely
that he felt like telling her that he had
given her the dime, and was sorry,
and would give her another, but cons
cluded he would wait Hill evening. As
she handed him a nice piece of pie, she
remarked : ** William, you'll have to eat
this in a harry ; it's nearly time to go to
the office.” William bolted it dows, bul
all of a sndlen mgged, and then wal
lowed somethiv - ns if it hurt him,
“Mary Jane,” said he, “1 jist swale
lowad gometling that didn't feel right.
What do you suppose could have got
into that pie 7"
“ How did it feel, William #”
“Oh, sorter bard and round.”
“Well, I gnos« it was that dime. You
said I conldu't make you take it back,
but 1 guess you've got it now. You may
keep iL.”
Jones is still keeping it
EE
ribbons or
1 wretoln
now ; you see il
show you if women
DECIDED ACCORDING TO LAW,
Judge Sanford loves a good story, cl
which his telling this to one of the jary
et the recent term of the court is proof.
Mecting a man recently when walking
in the streets of Hartford, he was some-
what abruptly but cordially greeted,
when the following conversation oe
curred.
“Don't you know me, Judge?”
“Ro, sir. 1am sorry to say I have
not that honor.”
“Why, Judge, I wus on the jury in
Litchfield when the——case was tried
that made so much talk.”
** I remember the trial very well, and
I remember this, that the decision of the
jury was simply outrageous.”
“ Outrageous, Judge —otutrageous?
What do you mean! I tell you this:
wo did not care a continental for what
you said Woe decided the case as we
ought—according to law I”
msi a II Be
A German paper has eollected the fol.
lowing bulls: “After the door was
closed, a soft female foot slipped into
the room, and with her own hand extin-
guished the taper.” * The chariot of
revolution is rolling onward, and goash-
ing its tooth ss it rolls.” ‘The Ladies’
Denell alton hos distributed
twenty shoes among the ,
which will dry up many a tear A
was sitting ai the table enjoying a cup of
pe when a gentle voice
the shoulder. I lesked around and saw
A NOTED REVIVAL,
Sn
BE po a nS
Two young men began ihe work in
tho summer of 1799. They were broth.
ars, preachers, ond on their way across
the pine barrens to Ohio, but turned
aside to be present at on sacramental
solemnity on Red River. The people
were accustomed to gather at such times
on Friday, and by praying end singing
and hearing sermons, prepare them-
selves for the reception of the sacrament
on Sunday. At the Iled River meeting
the brothers were agkad to preach, and
one did 8» with astonishing fervor. As
he spoke the people were deeply moved,
tears ran streamivg down their faces,
and one, a woman far in the rear of the
house, broke through order and began
to shout. For thiee hours after the
regular preachers had gone the crowd
lingered and were loth to depart. While
they tarried one of the brothers was
irresistibly impelled to sp ale He rose
and told them that he felt ealled to
preach, that he could not be silent.
The words which then fell from his lips
roused the people before him to a *'pun-
gent sense of sin.” Again and again the
woman shouted, and would pot be silent.
He started to her. The crowd begged
hia to turn back
him urged him on, and ho went through
the house shouting and exhorting and
praising God.
In a moment the floor, to use his own
words, ** was covered with the slain.”
Their cries for mercy were terrible to
hear. Bome found forgiveness, but many
went away ‘spiritually wonnded " snd
suffered unutterablo soul
Nothing could excitement.
Every sottlement
and the Cumberland was full of relig
ious fervor. Men fitted
Something within
ngony of
the
along the Green River
allay
hear bim preach. The ides was new
hundreds adopted it and camp meet
began. Al the Cane Ridge
20,000 wero encamped, Thy excitement
surpassed anything that had been knows.
Men who came to sooff yemsined to
preach. All day and all night the crowd
swarmed to and fro from preacher to
preacher, singing, shouting, laughing;
pow rushing off to listen {o some new
exhorter, bad upon a
stump; now gathering around some un-
fortunate who, in their peculiar lan.
guage was *‘spiritually slain” Boon
men and women fell in such numbers
that it became impossible for the multi
tude to move about widliout trampling
them, aud they were hLurrigd to thy
meeting-house. At po time was the
floor lees than half covered. Some lay
quiet, unable to move or speak; some
talked, but could not move; some beat
the floor with their heels; some, shriek-
ing tn egony, bounded aboud, it is said,
like a Live fish out of welor; many lay
down and rolled over and over for hours
st a time; others rushed wildly over the
stumps and benches, and then plunged
—shionting * Lost | lost I"—into the for-
eat,
meeting
who climbed
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A NAVAL DISCUSSION,
“1 remember on one oesasocy 1 foi
lowed in a very fast frigate (my flagship)
the Emperor of Russia's yacht Lisndia
too near to the fire of the forts of Bebas-
topol. 1 say too near, because I drew
on my ship such a fire that had I not
‘cleaved pretty quickly out of that'l
should not have been here to-day to fell
the story. Binee the war n Russian
naval officer, whose namie wes Uspl
Makaroff,
the Emperor of Russia, told me that he
had under his command seven torpedo
boats, with which he volunteered to go
oub~in the day time, if must be remem-
bered—and attack me. We disonasad al
gome length the probable result, and I
think that even he admitted that he
econld have done nothing. Here is my
view and argument. I said to him:
‘When I saw you and your torpedo
boats coming out, 1 should have run
Now, Y eonld go thirteen or four-
teen knots, Yon esuld steam about
pineteen. Thus your speed (oflowing
me would have been about five kuots-—
no great speed at which to approach a
vessel armed to the teeth with Norden.
feldt goms—guns on barbette firing
grape, shrapnel, eto. I am convinced
that we should have destvoyed all the
torpedo boats, and this, I believe, wonld
be the fate of any day attack sttemptled
by them.’ * Well, then,’ said my friend,
‘I should have followed and attacked
yon during the night’ ‘There again,’ I
said, ‘I tiunk you would have failed;
beeause if you had been in range of my
small guns as well as of shell, say at
about 8,000 yards, before dark I should
have destroyad you, After dark I should
have changed my course, aud how would
you have found me? However, syppos-
ing that 1 had stopped fa the night
and put kown my defences, what would
you have done? I don't think a ship
can be seen 50 as 10 be fired at a dis-
ance of more than 400 yards on a dork
$ a" a moving ship would be a
still moye difficult mark. If a torpedo
boat came nearer than 400 yards she
would have been caught by the line of
I have thonght it
gid-de-camp to his Majesty,
away
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