HAPPY CHILDREN. How t Kee, y Mike Them So—Keep Them in Health and They Will’ Take Care of the Real, The joy of every wellregulated household comes chiefly from the children. Thovsands of affectionate parents do not take care of thelr hildren. Through ignorance more than culpa. ble neglect they suffer them to fall sick and die, when knowledge might have saved them to love and home, Dr. David Kennedy offers his “Favor ite Remedy” as emphatically a medicine for the children—gentle in is setion, comaining no harm ingredients whatever, going straight to the blood. w i, when i . is the seat and souree of ‘Fav ¢ Remedy” is the friend of chil 1 and should be found in every nm i. Keep itinthe house for your well as for your own, Try it ad you saw this article. Make medicine 18 “Favorite Rem fotar's name and address © Dr, Rondout, N. Y. One dollar a i the pry nuedy Vords for a Good Thing.~Dr, David Ken. 1 “Favorite Remedy’ is exactly what it ¢ sto be, and deserves the praises that are showerd upon it by all who have used it. Mr, Tarnel H jer, of Saugerties, N. Y,, “My 1 I £ SHY BAYES ttle daughter was covered with salt rheum from wad to foot: Dr. Kennedy's “Favorite Remedy” ured her. This was two years ago.” We are not in the habit of pulling any sort of : our columustbut we happen Kennedy, of Rondout, N, Y,, v testify to the excellence of the he doctor calls “Favorite Rem y f ours will persuade re pat it for gs 7 y f ELE RD BILICUSNESS. Bilious symptoms invariably arise from indigestion, such as furred tongue, vomiting of bile, giddiness, sick headache, ir- regular bowels. The liver se- eretes the bile and acts like a filter or sieve, to cleanse impu- rities of the blood. 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A pencrous father ; government pap. with 30 «“PBonnata are now trimmad asses’ ars,” says a fashion journal are dudes. A man feels a pride in being spoken of as **one of the oldest inhabitants,” bat a woman never does. “All T want is n single heart,” writes a poetess, Probably she is trying to fill a bob-tail flush. The reason a mau kicks when his wife presents him with twins is because he thinks she is over-bearing. In walking, the weaker of two persons takes the arm of the stronger. Thus 18 why dudes always take Indies’ arms. “That Terrible Man ” is the title of a enrrent story. We all know him. He is the father of the boy with a drum. He lives next door, A man in California has two pairs of ears. If he knows on which side his bread is buttered he will stay single. If vou want to avoid the heat of the city go to the seashore. If you want to avoid the heat of the seashore stay in the city. Much of the “moaning of the deep, deep sea,” heard at Coney Island is un- doubtedly caused by the playing of the brass bands, The most practical of recent graduates hails from Pennsylvania. The subject of her gradunting essay was : Wanted ~~ man," Bank directors are supposed to know what the clerks of the bank do. Clerks know what the directors do, but they would not like to tell A young man in Boston who inherited $280,000 got away with it in three years’ time, and he never had an extra pair of suspenders at that, There is no miserable, hidebound spirit of exclusiveness in Tennessee. A man who i8 to be hung there can invite three friends to the execution. The king of Siam hundred children. T s wl the favorite hymn among the pe £ Utah is ** Just as Siam.” “How natural that tigar looks,” ex- claimed a visitor to Central Park Mon. agerie. “Yes replied Harvey Denton, “that is because he 15 alive.” fab ' ins about Madam Demorest writes: “The jersey is worn only for demi-toilet” Vhy, of course ; no woman would think of making a full toilet of a jersey alone. Some people think it very fanny to laugh at a policeman, but we have assed through the city several times fate at night and nothing to laugh at “Charles, dear,” she murmured, nas they strolled along the other evening, and gazed upwards at the bejewelled firmament, ** which is Venus, and which is Adonis 7” seen It is remarkable what a differance there is in the sensation when you get a letter inclosing a ten dollar bill and when you get one inclosing a bill for ten dollars. Mamma: Don't vou think, Emma, you are getting a little too old to be laying with the boys so much?” Pans “{ know it, but the older I get the better I like em.” *“All alone, my dear child. I am afraid that husband of yours neglects you terribly. He is always at his club when I call” ** Yes, mamma ; but he's at home at all other times.” Small boy at school, reading in First Reader: "This is a goat. This is a kid.” “What a kid, Daniel 7’ nskes the teacher. “Please, a'nm, a kid iss baby,” responds the lad. Nautical husband (jokingly)—** Oh, T'm the mainstay of the family.” Wife— “Yes, and the jibboon, and the-—-and the—" Small boy (from experience) ** And the spanker, too, mamma." Little Bess to gentleman caller— You ain't black, are yon, Mr. M-——7" “Black, child? Why po; I should hope not What made you think I was?" * Oh, nothin’ ; ‘cept pa said you was awful niggardly.” A woman cured her husband of stay- ing out late at night by going to door when he came home, and whisper- ing through the key-hole, “Is that you, Willie?” Her husband's name is John, and he stays at home every night now, “Oh, dear,” yawned a little bov after he had returned from chareh. I don’t wonder the world is so full of wicked- ness.” * Why so 7” asked the astonished mother. ‘Cause God picked out such a tedious day for Sunday.” A little girl whose father died when she was bat three years old mentioned the fact that she did not attend his funeral. “Why not?” was asked of her. “Well.” she said, “J was not old enough to appreciate his death, I suppose.” Two tramps stopped at the house of a lone widow and one went in to beg. Very soon be came out with a bloody nose and a bisck oye, “Pid Jou anything, Jack?” “Yes” growled the ay Shing “I've got the widows might.” Early in the season as it is, the report is out that the dreaded ice-bng has made its a ranee, and is eating up vast quantities of the ice that has beon sto away, Thus it seems that in te of the cold weather ice will be as dear as ever this summer. X lady in Twenty-fourth street got to laughing over some amusing incident and couldn't s Finally 8 doctor was called in, be could not quiet her. But at last a friend Tomath Bhat he Jad ‘8 Juouth it very large when | that put a stop to her mirth at once, * My dear,” said 8 Harlem wifo who had been married three y sa she beamed noross the table on her and master, ‘tell mo what first I aE pout plenary possess w me above other women in oo sight?" And her Jord and master sharply said. “I give it up.” MEXICO, wn — GRANT IN A correspondent says: Some time pince, in speaking with Capt. H. L. Shields, of Troy, N. Y.—a most gallant officer of the army in the war with Mexico—of Gen. Grant, the Captain narrated an instance of the great sol- dier's heroism at the capture of the City of Mexico, The Captain is now at his summer home at Bennington, and we telegraphed him a request to write for us some reminiscences of the deceased General, This the Captain has done with characteristic elegance of diction, but with the brevity of a soldier. Capt. Shields’ tribute to Grant in the closing lines is as pointed as it is brief : “I was a cadet at West Point during part of the time that U. 8. Grant was there—my senior by a few years. Ho was then a quiet, modest young man, with no enemies, and but few intimate personal friends. He was remarkable only as a bold, fearless horseman. He rode the three-quarter bred chestnnt horse York, noted at the Military Acad- emy in those days as an animal ol great courage and style and a remarkable jumper. I have seen Cadet Grant, in the riding hall, take York a flying leap over a bar held above the heads of two dragoons of ordinary height. “ After graduating I did not see him again until the Mexican war, when we were attached to the same brigade (Gar. land's of Worth's division in Gen. Beott’s army). This brigage took theadvancein the Valley of Mexico on one of the cause- ways leading to the cupital of that country, When nearing the city we found the approaches so well swept by artillery in intrenchments as to check our advancing columns. Night closed on us after the day's fighting, with our brigade resting on its arms and some- what doubtful of our successful entry into the city the next day. Lieut. Grant, | (as I understood at the time), without orders and at great personal peril, took a few soldiers, and with axes and picks SI AI +» Superior Execllence. "The reasons for PERUNA'S superior exe cellence in all diseases, and its modus op- erardi, are fully explained in Dr, Hart. man’s lecture, reported in his book on the “Ils of Life and How to Cure Them,” from page 1 to page 10 though the whole book should be read and studied to get the full value of this par excellent remedy. These books can be had at all the drug stores gratis, W. D. Williams, U, 8. Pension Agent and Notary Public, New Vienna, Clinton County, Ohio, writes: * 1 take great leasure in testifying to your medicines, i have used about one bottle and a half, and can say I am almost a new man, Have had the catarrh about twenty years, lefore I knew what it was, had settied on the lungs and breast, but can nowsay [ am almost well, Was in the army; could get no medicine there that would relieve me.” Col, E, Finger, Ashland, Ohio, writes: “1am happy to say I have used several bottles of your medicine called PERUNA, and my health has been greatly improved by it. I cheerfully recommend PERUNA to all who suffer with heart trouble, as being an invaluable medicine.” Rev, J. M, Ingling, Altamont, I, writes: * My father-in-law, who resides with me has been u.ing your PERUNA for kidney disease, which has afflicted him rity years and could get no relief un- til he saw vour medicine, I induced him to try a bottle, which he did, and the one bottle of PERUNA nod one tleof Man- ALDE has given him more f than all the other medicines he ever used.” Mr. Robert Gr ndville, Ohio, writes: “My wife has been an intense sufferer from chronic catarrh, and after every other remedy had failed she com- menced to use your PEru¥A and Maxa- ix. They hav wiped my dear wile more than anvthing she has ever used. She has now taken two bottles, and is so much better that she will never quit its use until sheis e ely well, It has won- derfully improved her sight. We think Peausa and Maxaux will cure any disease.” R. Palmer, Pastor of the A. M. E, Church, No, 192 Canal Street, Wilkes barre Luzerne Co., Pa, writes: * Have ing used your PeruxA, and by experience became acquainted with its value, I write asking you to please send me five botlies of PErUNA and one of MaNaLiN by ex- press and oblige, your humble servant.” Cook Bros., Prospect, marion County, Ohio, writes: “ Wehavea good trade on 3 A y LOB, IN actually chopped his way through the walls of the buildings on the side of this | avenue, until be reached the rear of the | Mexican batteries which enfiladed the! street, when, by a few well directed | musketry shots from the housetops, the | cannoneers were driven from their posts | and abandoned their guns and so opened the way for our troops. Thus, much of the credit of the capture of the halls of the Montezuamas with so little | loss was due to the reckless bravery | and cool judgment of the late earnest, | honest, just, and truly great soldier, Ulysses 8. Grant. Ibelieve that no other man has passed through such an event- ful life leaving no enemies and having so many admirers and friends - I A § GRANTS FIRST NOMINATION, 1 A veteran of the Seventeenth Maine Regiment tolls the story of Gen. Grant's | first nomination for the presidency. | The second Corps was marching from | Cold Harbor to morsing, when about ten miles from the Confederate capital, a halt was made church. Some of the boys entered the church out of | curiosity, and the first thing that met + was an inscription in charcoal | the dead white wall back of the | for breakfast near an i It reads ; o, Cerna ; ariered, The first impulse of the soldiers was | to take revenge by burning the church, | and this would undoubtedly have been done hind not one of the men approached the pulpit and discovered another in- scription, which eould not be read from the farther end of the church. It was this : Hung with the laurels of victory, drawn In the cliariot of peace, and quartered in the White House st Washington. The church was saved. A distinguished officer here tolls a now story of Gen. Grant In one of the opening battlos of Grant's last campaign, a Muige soldier received a peculiar and painful while not dangerous wound. He was but a short distance from Gen. Grant, who at the time was talking to Gen. Hancock. The Maine man yelled with considerable vigor, and Gen. Grant, turning to Col. Moore, now of Deering, said : * Lot that man go to the rear ; hell demoralize the entire rebel army if he koeps up screaming in that way.” Af that time Gen. Grant was in constant danger of being killed may be be hung, drawn, SUCCESSFUL AS A CLERK. “When Grant was in Chicago three or fonr years ago,” said an army official, “he lounged about Sheridan's head. quarters a good deal. Hisson Fred was at that time on Sheridan's staff, but was absent one day, and Grant took his place at Fred's desk and looked after the business. A nervous, fidgety, irritable old fellow came in to inquire for some paper that he had left with Fred. When he stated his case Grant took np the matter in a sympathetic way, and pro- coded after the manner of an over anxious clerk to look the paper up. The document conld not be found, and Grant, apologizing, walked with the old gentle- man to the door. Asl walk down the stairs with the mollified visitor ho turned and asked. ‘Who is that old codger? Peruxa: our custoiners speak well of is —————— A EINGER FOR 8X, itscriber 10 Reporter Cdn gol 0, and the REPORTES * . Eu! drop ke # slong mers, gauge, | moet { oved ef guasraniesd to be a new 8 working onder, ine before you pay 3 AFTER DINNER. Persons who ad Pi Hoe cut suffer from Indigestion ean arrest the Progress of that painfol malady by the use of an after-dinner pill, so compose od that it will give tone to the stomach, prevent heartburn, rouse the Hver to healthful sction, invigorate the kidneys, snd thus, throtigh the s<tivity of these organs, promote the natural movement of the stomach snd bowels, AYER'S PiiLis sre so compounded that thelr action, thouyl iid, effectually pro- duces the sho » . They also, in curing Consti f1, remove the canse of Billonsness, Liver Complaint, Kidaey Dis. ease, Rheumativn, and many other serious ailments, AYER'S PILLS contain no mineral nor poisonous sob stance, and do not gripe unless the bowels are irritated, and even then their influence Is healing. To continue thelr effect in constipated or chironic eases, they noed only be taken in diminishing instead of increasing doses, For seamen, and in. habitants or travelers in sparsely setthed countries where physicians are not at hand, they are of inestimable value, There is hardly a sickness they will not alleviate, abd in most cases cure, if taken promptive To voung girls just en%ering upon womanhood, apd te women whose period of maternity is drawing to a close, Aver's Pills, in moderate doses, merely suflicient to ensure regular action of the bowels, will bo found of ¥ Incaiculable Value. 4 ’ PREPARED BY 4 Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. er AREA A535 IARDWARE BLACKSMITH supplies, we won'!d Heating Stoves, CHOWNING GLORY, STOVES, eall vonur attention to our stock 0. So wh Vooks & PP: eo a rE EF i ww fg WELCOME HOME: TUTT’S (SLT i 258 YEARS [IN The Greatest Medical Triumph of the Age! BYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. 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