- A BINGULAE BOOK. Bcintiliating with Sareasm and Brilliant with Truth, New York Correspondence American Rural Home, Chap. I. “Has Malara;” goes to Florida, IL Chap. “Overworked;” III, “Has Rheumatism;"” goes to Europe. Chap, to Ems, Chap. 1V. Has a row with his Doctor! The above chapters, Mr. Editor, 1 find in a book recently published by an anonymous author. I have read a deal goes anything equal to the sarcasm herein contained, I suspect the experience portrayed is a persoual one; in shert, 81. Let me give you a synopsis: “Malaria” as it states, is the cloak with which superficial physicians cover up a multitude of ill feelings which they do mot understand, and do not care to investigate, It 18 also a cover for such diseases as they cannot cure. When they advise their patient to travel or that he has over worked and needs rest and is probably suffering from malaria, it is a confession of ignorance or of inne bility. The patient goes abroad, The change is a tenic and for a timehe feels petter. Come home. Flekle appetite, frequent headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irritability, tired | feelings, and general unfitness for busi ness are succeeded in due time by | alarming attacks of rhenmatism which flits about his body regardless of all hu man feelings, It is muscular,—in his back. Articu- lar,—in his joints. Inflammatory, my! how he fears it will fly to his heart! Now oft he goes to the springs. The doctor sends him there, of course, to get well; at the same time he does not | really want him to die on his hands! That would hurt his business! Butter for a few days, Returns, After a while neuralgia transfixes him. He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu- monia; cannot walk; his leit side; is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is pale and flabby; has frequent chills and fevers; everything about him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious; musters np strength and de- mands to Know what is killing him! “(Great heaven!” Le cries, ‘‘why have you kept me so long in ignorance?” “Because, » your fate five years ago. I thought best to keep you comfortable and ignor- ant of the facts,” He dismisses his doctor, but too late! His fortune has all gone to fees, But him, what becdmes of him? The other day a well knowe Wali Btreet banker said to me *“t is really astonishing how general Bright's dis ease is becoming, Two of my personal friends are now dying of it. But it is not incurable I am certain, for my nephew was recently cured when physicians said recovery was impossi ble. The case seems to me fo be a wonderful one,” This gentlemen for- merly represented his government in a foreign country, He knows, appreci- ates and deciares the vaine of that pre- paration because his nephew, who is a son of Danish Vice-Consul Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when the reme- dy, Warner's safe cure, was begun. “Yes” said Lis father, “I was very skeptical but since taking that remedy the boy is well,” I regret to note that ex- President Ar- thar is said to be a victim of this terri- ble disease, He ought to live but the probabilities are that since authorized remedies can not cure him, his physic jans will not advise him to save Ins life, his the use of Warner's safe cure whioh Gen, Christiansen, at Drexel, Morgan & Co.’s., told me he regarded “as a wonderfal remedy.” Well, I suspeet the hero of the book cured himself by the same means. The internal evidence points very strongly to this conclusion, better than by quoting his advice to his readers: perience as I have portrayed, do not clusion of other remedial agencies. They have no monopoly over disease them are so very ‘conscientions’ that they would far prefer that their patients should go to Heaven direct from their powerless hands than that ghonid be saved to earth by the use of an ‘un- authorized’ means And that the suthor’s condemnation | ia too true, how many thousands duped, and yet resoued, as he was, can person- ally testify? Sgurs of Bt, John; another crack, over the Virgin's left shoulder, seems to be extending downwards; while yet another crack is distinot over the figure of Bt, The temperance men are doing some good as chemists, They have learned the actual Ingredients of London gin to be *“‘aloohol, water, uralic acid, tartario acid, acetic acid, ether, sugar, oil of juniper with a trace of oil of turpentine,” It does kill millions. It would slay all who drink it were it not that the tar- taro acid destroys the bad effect of the uralic acid, the acetio acid in turn over- comes the fatality of the tartaric ele- ment, the ether and sugar then arrest the tartaric acid in its work of dissoln- die of the oil of turpentine, than gin. Not long ago Capt. Ericsson boiled water by the sun's rays, using heat | London Telegraph points out that if the gun of New York ean be made to do this, the sun of Soudan can be utilized in driving the locomotives on the Berber railway, now b: ulding. nm The © are of Ch dren. BosToN, shon!d know how seriously the health preparstic ns containing | opium, and given for the cure of colds | and conghs, The chemist of the Brook- lyn Board of Health, Otto Grothe, { Ph.D, . Kiel, Germany, his notice, | govered Red Star Cough Care, he found purely vegetable, emer i ——— which to this coun try. a i —— An Open Enemy 18 not to be feared, but the secret fosshounld be carefully g ruarded again The only ef- fective guardian against al fo was of kid- ney and liver difficulties is Hi ney and Liver] Remedy. “Never known ** is the motto inscribed on its banner, Thrown Aguinst a Car. Rome, N. Y., June 8, 1883, “Was yw against the engine cab and ay back and kidneys severely injured, My water was the color of biocod. The SECO ay be of Huxtr's [Kidney Liver] REMEDY completely cured me and I heartily recommen a i.” Henry McGin- nis, Engineer, N. X. &H BR RE Rel snattar how wonderin sometimes has worked lied Huxr's [Ki REMEDY is never known $0 been used for td ty Years. -- S ’ Now scatter a the to all thr tin bility is the test of real value, Xo ires a medicine it cannot be re. sy and Liver] fail and it has e if “ne 51 On. t of sifted coal ashes or roots of currants and goose- A, IY or man or liver and bowels To Heart No erup {afl o isfig HAS A BEAT OF tions, sores discolorations unre or annoy the woman whose stomach, date th toy t} " un dose thelr oroughly, compel r work, iti 6 Dr. W fen’ twice or them Vive a day. (axe of # Gar DBitTERS thrice I'his potent every disordered function. Ln -—— agriculture wv tad vege LARD American 20 years honoe our boys. The Secret of Beauty. A woman's beauty lies within A tinted cheek or dimpled chin; A langhing eye or Inxurisnt hair, - I ————————— Pleasure in farming: | work, you. [rr or wave New York Oty, save When you visi tral Depot, mil dollars, 3 day. 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Lynn, Mans. mA —— “OransEy's about nsw ht a fel- low as 1 ever saw,” remarked Flanders; “never seo him flirnng with the girls; never enters a saloon, and never smokes on the street” “No,” Jupiiet Fogg: “Oharley’s wife belongs to the sewing- circle.” Rupture, Breach or Hernia permanently cured or no pay. The worst cases guaranteed! Pamphlet and references, two three-cent stamps. World's Bar or by | pic! J seotatuin, 663 Main Street, Buf. ——— AI AII | The human body is somposed of four- teen or more of the common chemical elements, How often is the light of the household clouded by signs of melancholy or irrita. bility on t 8 pout of the ladies. Yet the are not to be blamed, for they are the result of aliments peculiar to that sex, which men know not of. Bat the cause may bo re moved and joy restored by the use of Dr, Pierce's “Favorite Prescription,” which, as a toulo and nervine for debilitated wo- men, is certain, safe and pleasant. It ia beyond all compare the great healer of Es ToT] ah do thelr stamp. | a VOR wOTHING, PaticTne oot less than a ohorged Jor damping Outfit non women, 0 HII AM IS Vermilion is mannofactured from red sulphuret of rioroury, commonly known as cinnabar. “Consumption Cure” would be a truthful name to give to Dr. Piereo's “Golden Medical Discovery,” the most efficacious medicine yet discovered .- DOMESTIO, To Wasn Braxgers —I have seen various directions for this work, but a few things seem essential in every case to avoid hard water and resinous | gcap, to wring without twisting (I. e, | with a wring) or not to wring at all, fo use water of the same temperature all but to mix it with the Flannel is of so porous a tex. Haypd and | : much rubbing, ubbiog tends to “full” the cloth, harden it, From eo'd to warm, but | 1 have seen | water, but I am sure there is no value | The clean, warm rinsing water Ope secordiog to soiled. been When they have been each end; and shake and snap them well, to make them moresoft and fuzzy. Riog, Truss a fow! putting a couple of Cuore Wirn as for boiling, af bacon, carrots, onion, sweet herbs, spice, pepper, and salt to taste; moisten with some good stock, and during the process of cooking frequently baste the the liquor, burst drain off the water; cover the | dry. Take eqnal parts of the liquor in wey, then if around the dish, | iddie with a little | ¢ it, hold a salaman- t to give the larding | Ww, and serve, : Hesovarwse Om Croma, Oil Sleth wesbigd in not water or in soapsuds, with a brush, will loek dingy when tn ! and soon crack aud peel off; but when | always washed in luke-warm water with a piece of flannel, and wiped pe tiectly make a border with lay the fowl ma the m of the gravy der over the | a niece col pond use half milk and ball water, Bkim milk if not sour is just as good as Dew milk, jock as if Neither soap, hot water brush should ever be used ——————— | i § it greatly improves its appearance to | This makes oil eloin or | on it, i Maicanox: oooked with makes an excellent entree; of water to cook them in, some soup stock; silow half a dozen tomatoes of mediam size for half a pound of macs roni, Boil the macaroni, which you hisve broken in small bits, and when it almost tender add the peeled snd sliced tomatoes; season highly with | pepper and salt, tomatoes | use instead | is Canary Fruit Oake 1 may be made after this receipt, and will be found excellent: One snd a hall cups of brown sugar, of a} three table- of blackberry preferred-—one raisins chopped fine, cup Oraxar Dussesr: Cot into thin suces boil together one | the yolks of four egge, | smooth with a little eold milk; when | C—O whites of the eggs to a stiff froth, add | a teaspoonful of white sugar: pour over | the custard and set it in the oven for . few minutes, Brows Barry: Grease a aia | | erumbs, with sprinkled and small | bits of butter. or three apples, use one cup of bread crumbs, one-half cup sugar, and a piece of butter the size of an egg. Put a layer of bread crumbs on wp; bake. It is nice either with or | Venoxa Caxn,.-1ake two pounds and a half flour; and one pint and a half cold milk, » pound of sifted su- of currants, a quarter i ES =e A ————————————————————————— The most impressive feature of a total eclipse of the sun is the corona, the aureofe of light, at other times invixible, which surrounds the hidden dise ail sends out rays far into space, Dr. W, Hugging, who has succeeded in photo- graphing the corona without tne sid of an eclipse, remarks that it is variously explained as coming {rom a gaseous solar atmosphere, from matter ejected by the sun, from a ring of meteoric matter, from comets’ tails, and from meteor streams traveling at a distance from the sun but illuminated by it. He econ- cludes, however, that the phenomenon is » complex one, in the production of A very thin gaseous surrounds the solar globe, but the coronal light must be reflected from solid particles in that atmosphere. The existence of one par- the corona, Care for the Children Children feel the debility of the changing seasons, even more than adults, and they be- come cross, peevish, and uncontrollable. The blood should be cleansed and the system invigorated by the use of Hood's Barsaparilia. “Last Spring my two children were vacel. nated. Boon after, they broke all out with run. ning sores, so dreadful I thought I should lose Hood's Barsaparilla cured them oom. pletely ; and they have been healthy ever since. Ido feel that Hood's Barsaparilis saved my children to mes Mzs. CG Lo Tuoxrsox, West Warren, Mass, * Purify the Blood Hood's Sarsapariiia is characterized by three peculizrities : 1st, the combination of ; 2d, the proportion; 34, the securing the active foal qhalities. The result is a medicine of unusual strength, effecting cures hitherto unknown. Bend for book containing additional evidences, * Hood's Barsaparilia tones up my Sy sam, purifies my blood, sh Arpens | my appetite, an ¥. Tuosrsox, process « { medic * Hood's Barsspariila beats al! others, snd ts worth its weight io gold.” 1. BARRINGTON, Street, New York City J Hood’s Sarsaparilla $1; six for §5. 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Bont vamp te Savana! pa 1a Himes Roy Checks and hber St Jstalogue free. 8 M SE 12 Washi sn St, Boston, | mam Patent lawyer, Washing ot re AVTHNR, MONBYEEE : DAY en Cy cate for manufacturing Steed Mm Uv —— KIDDER'S PASTILLES. "rire HEL ERR, ever as Puiben is 8 We have Just lssoed al pros _wond and Eth Teal san. book, whi the female | % . Interview Your Druggist, Ayer's Sarsaparilla in the market 1 have Leen In the Drug business, In in Its composition, 1 am and of other blood purifiers,
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