Beware of § crolold Berofula Is probably more general than any other disease. It is fusidious in character, | and manifests itself ir }FuDRing sores, pustular eruptions, swellings, enlarged joints, whey | Sbscesses, sore eyes, ¢ te. Hood’ s Barsapariila | expels all trace of scrofula from the blood, leaving it pure, enriched, and healthy. “YI was severely afflicted with scrofula, and for over a year had two running sores | on my neck. Took five bottles of Hood's | Barsaparilla, and consider m yself cured.” | ¢. BE. Lovesoy, Lowell, Mass, | Pamasxrancrisr—* ‘Here, hero, Bop | o 4 Armoid Arnold, M that, What are you doing to your Iit- | ooo sor seven years, sprivg tle brother?” Barsaparilla cured him. Boy-—*1 ain't doing nothio’.” Salt Rheum “Why does he ery so then?” “ (Y y tookex is candy ay ; | fre . age I tooked his candy away | William Spies, Elyria, O., suffered greatly rom ie idn't have a from erysipelas and salt rheum, caused by Pn Be jut di you have some candy tala wn his ha hen dange ireatlensd one or Lwo Goses O | too?” * | handling tobacco, At times his hands would | Dit. HADWAY'S PILLS will hep the READY 00 | erack open and bleed. He tried various prep- | RELIEF in effecting & cure. Vv . x + g . ou; arations without aid ; finally took Hood's Bar- | Radway’s Ready Relief is a Cure for every «Ty i y { {rely well” Pain, Sprains, Mrojses, Paine tn the hat gives you n« y A now says: * 1 am entirely well. win, Sp ' saparilla, and now ay J “My son had salt rheum on his hands and Back, Chest or Limbs, It was Sanples sent PREX, Address ! | little brother,” : . " we: . . the first and is Lio only | blood. In cases of bite from a mad “Yes 1t do. on the calves of his legs. He took Hood's Pain Remedy Karsaparilla and is entirely cured.” J. B. i Mercer St. . Now York. h PROVED to be “The Trae { dog, wash the part with strong brine BO RAZE instantly stops the most excruciat Braxton, Mt Vernon, Ohio, { Remedy for NASAL | for an bour, then bind on some sali | a ot fm Tue To CATAKRH S*by many trials | - 3. | ays infammation, snd cures | | with a rag. In toothache, warm sal An agreeable, direct application. repared bys skit. | JoHnNTE, have yon been hghting? net 61 of the Lungh Stems, | and water held to the part, and renewed | 4 5" Fon ns aent ities. ! | very gravely asked Mrs, Jarphly. Hood’s Sarsaparilla A teaspoonful in half 8 tambier of water will | | two or three times will relieve in most | Nrees. YALE CHEMICAL © “No mam,” promptly answered the Bold by all druggists. $1; six for §5. Made 8 few moments cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stom { cases, If the gums be aflected wwsh heir of the Jarphlys. only by C. I. HOOD & ©0., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar. ss ee "EN * verge ———— wo - nen Mus, B,—*Oh, I knew it wouldn't last. I was a fool to expect 18,” Mr, B.—*What wouldn't last?” Mrs. B.—*Your lover<like ways. | When we were first married you ased | to eall me your ‘precious little ehick.”” Mr, B.—*"Well, don’t 1 now?” Mrs, B.—**No, you don’t; and you get mad you call me an old hen.” Mr. B.~*Well, my dear, 8 hen { only a chicken older grown,” But she didn’t see it in that | Women have no heads for logie, ——————————— DOMESTIC. RADW AY’S READY R.R.R.# CURES AND PREVENTS Colds, Sore Throat, Lumbago, Plearisy, Coughs, Pneumonia, Inflammations, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Headache, Toothache, Asthma, Difficult Breathing. { In these cases the READY RELIEY # 9 { applied freely over the J affocte § ta fant Br The | lng sensation is felt, and it will be found in every case that the READY KK ¥ is a qul sale, powerful and reliable r in severe cases Key-Baa.—Make a key- Beg like a miniature hand bag, with waste pieces of silk, sateen or serge. lane the bag, and turn over for an inch and a half, a8 & deep hem, with a light-colored raa- | ferial, and make the body of the bag | with some dark stuff, contrasting as to | volor and shade, with the lining. Or- Use or Ssrr.—1n many cases of dis ordered stomach, a teaspoonful of sat is a certain cure. In the yiolent inter nal aching, termed cholic, add a tes- | spoonful of salt to a pint of cold wate, 19 drink it and go to bed; it is one of the | nament the lower material with oross- | speediest remedies known, The sane | stitch or silk embroidery, and work the | will revive a person who seems almat | words “Keys” on one side. Make a | dead from receiving a heavy fall, elo. | runner, and put a narrew silk ribbon | In an apoplectic fit, no time should be through to draw up the bag; arrange | lost in pouring down salt water, if sul- this runner below the light material, | ficient sensibility remains to allow of | Size of the bag complete, six inches | swallowing; if nct, the head ahould be long, four inches wide, sponged with cold water until the senses — ' return, when salt will completely re- 11. | store the patient from his lethargy. In St. Bernard Vegetable Pills. | a fit, the foot should be placed By AT TORBANTED PURELY VEGEEABLE | water with mustard added, and the legs | Complaints, Costiveness, Headache, | briskly rubbed, all bandages removed Desiness and Dyapopaia As a ! : Blood Purifier and Spring Medicine | from the neck and a cool apartment ey re ho cqual No family | procured if possible, Jn many cases of breed) Yegstablo Bilis in the hong, | bleeding at tiie lungs, when other rem- ail, | . adress | @dies fail, Dr. Rush found two tea | spoonfuls "of salt completely stayed the en Star R nen! MARK STAR bolls, RABEL in | hight, e., had scrofulous rs and fall. Hood's Free from Opiates, Emctics and Poisons, A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coughs, Bore Throat, Hoarseness, Influenza, Colds. Bronchitis, Croup, Whooping Cough, Asthma, Quinsy, Palos In Chest, sod other affections of the Throat sod Lungs. Price 50 contaa bottle, Sold by Draggists and Deal. ers. Parties unable to induce thelr dealer lo prompily get a for them will recsive tivo bottles Express charges paid, by sending one doilar (0 THE CHARLES A, YOURLER CORPART, Bole Owners and Manufacts Baltimore, Racsiond, U.K A FEIG Ay but I eat it all up, nght to rob your I'm a Bocialist, IT am.” - s Bowels, tilom, Now Haver MNETY RL Fam TeacuER = -‘‘Now, Johnnie, domb?’ Street Urehin—*D.u-m, Fair Teacher— “What else?” Street Urchin—“Duanpo.” Fair Teacher—"Oh, yes, You forget the silent b,"” *e®I8 A IH ini) All those * | MALARIA | in its Various Forms, wash the part with brine, and drink it | " | black eye, sir?” painful Complaints | quickly as KADWAY'S READY Nausea, Vomiting, Hearthurn, oss - ensniess, Bick Headache, Diarrhea, Colle | the mouth with brine, If the teeth be (Mission night school) | John Schermerhorn, how dare you ulency, and all internal Paine | covered with tartar, wash twice a day how do you spell tell me an untruth?” exclaimed his ’ th .1 . § 3 “Whe ; 5 4 with salt and water. In swelled neck, | mother. Where did yon get that "LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . 1 arhere Bota ret medi agent in tus wor a thet ii CHre Fever ans Fue and all other Ma twice a day, also, until cured. Salt will | “I traded another boy two front VEGETABLE COMPOUND j Ela. Meg oe gina Mt | + A Yellow aad » { . oy i othe ded b A i expel worms, if used in the food in a | { teeth and a broken nose for it,” replied | FHYE COBB YOR: 1 3 moderate degree, and aids digestion, you do. Johnnie, as he crossed the woodpile. aud Weskuotton 40 common | 2100 BO sania bar bettie. SU 57 despise. but salt meat is injurious if used much, seve rigourbestr evens | STOMACH BIYTERS For fe ve r An 1 ague, an 4 remitie For saie by “all LY TARA WE WANT 100) BOOK AGEN" rs the new book THIRTY THREE YEARS AMUN (OUR WILD INDIANS The fastest » suk Iadorsed by Preset 4 bar, Gen's Grant an. and thousands of Eminent Judges, Clergy “The Best and Finest [Dserated Ini Boor Published ™ 18 takes lke wildfire. and Agente uel $ 10.20 adey. a SF 75.000 sold lia Great An 4d for Cirenlar, Specimen Plate 8s tre . WORTHINGTO! & Co. Hartford, Cons, RAY ST Faay to apply. Poes not rust for PLASTER sree WATER- PROOF, b= orraitle. Liaw ARUBSTITELT at Half the Coat. © ts the building. CARPETS LO of sane. doable the wear of oli clothe. Catalogs a W.H.FAYSCO.CAMDEN.N. J. 1] See FREE Insane Persons Restored Dr ELINE'S GREAT NERVERESTORER fare Jor Nery Afrctions, Fi INFALLINLE He ATCLOWE PWT fir all BRATS Haxve D ISBASRS. wniy sure With them B Makers, Meta ers compete with gleam pov Machines om triali fdes Proof of value, pric s fu detail, lllusts'd catalogue, fr W.F.& John Barnes Co, Hockiordy Rin. Address No. 208 RB CALL WANTED SALESME Tre ed able men to set as AGENTS or male r NEW FRU ITs AND SPECIALTIES! together with « full Hine of NURSERY STOUK, Previous exp rience not cas-nifnl LIVE ACTIVE MES EARN GOooD hid AGES, For terms. add: ess, giving fall name OL Hoopes, Brother & Thomas, WEST « HESTER. PENN A. Philadelphia Saturday Record! THE BEST NEWSPAPER FOR THE ROUSEKEEPER! THE FARMER! THE MECHANIC! THE BUSINESS MAN! One Dollar Per Year By Mall, EIONT PAGES POSTAGE VRER SPECIMEN COPIES FREE The Pmlsdeiphia Record, 1TC HESTNUT STREET. Address Boman body ERADICATED by usd RK'S Y/ORM SYRUP] ig Ry ys cents a td.time rem arto, SALE BY DRUGGINTS, “Ha cures, Bil Arob 85, File. Bend for cirouiar. Advice fra. CENTS Powitively the Best, he, F: Thonght’ { nay Home, Heaven) pack stus poe Should be fireside. Hbautifal Hukagtite of the oy hops jt 1% iimeated. mints, Rasily pow be Ave. mcs ———— Take an ordinary cracker barrel and by gathering the top and bottom or lay- ing 1t in side pleats, The lid may be made by joining the pieces of the bar- rel head, or by cutting a new lid, This should also be covered and have a fio- ish of knife plaiting around Hs edge, two or three inches wide, For a knob use part of a large spool, cut crosswise, and fastened on with a large screw; or a small knob handle in wood can be bought for a mere trifle at hardware This makes a handy depository d clothes, and vil be ful in any family, res, t Bi for the Us0- soile In connection with ironing, a hint on the nse of trons may not be out of place, When done using the irons be » removed irom the stove, and as won as cool put a shelf, or in a closet away from steam if possible, as they become rusty if exposed. Starch is so apt to stick to them it is well to always wash them off before putting them on to heat for the week's ironing, Many a soiled spot on garments may thus be saved, Working is better than rubbing with salt as many do after iron- ing starched clothes, 1 ab 6% aut on Moraenr — "Now see here, George, | waut you to break off with that girl, She is very prety and all that, but I know her too well to want you to risk your life and happiness by marrying her. Why, she knows no more about housekeeping than I know about Greek, not a bat.” George—'‘Perhaps not; learn,” “After marriage is rather that, George.” “‘But you said yourself that yon did pot know a thing about house keeping antil after you were married, **Yery true, George, and your poor ather died of dyspepsia twenty years ago, Foxv but she can late for a——— At tile A recent in St, Gen, gocial gathering L y Shervan Was Said a young lady resident: ‘““He doesu't look like a literary man,” “Oh, he isn't,” replied another young lady resident. “Dida’t he write dal? *Merey, no, Gen, Sheridan, ‘Sehool for Sean. You are He isn’ there —— What the Sexton Saad, Mr. Lewis Edwards, Sexton of Mt, Vernon Pisce Church, Washington, D. C., certifies that for several months past he had been suffering with a severe cough which distressed him night apa day. He was very much debilitated, with constant paivs in his chest. After trying various remedies he used the Red Star Cough Cure, which geve him entire relief, _-—— It is generally true that we judge too office which we do not ourselves hold, Evy Bros, , Il have used two bottles of cember, cause of much suffering-—has entirely healed; hive used no other medicine, work with more ease than I have in any spring since 1861, —Mary E, Ware, sicily MEAs Time is what we want most, but what we use worst; for which we must all so- i : x rm ss co Mothers broken, worn out and ner. If you are falling: feaith enewer,"$1. Druggista yous, use "we Iw The fruit of liberal eduosation is not learning, but the capacity and desire to iearn; not knowledge, but power, Have you Cata rth? Would yon be weli? Borawel, Let amusement fill up the chinks of | your existence, but not the greatest | spaces thereof, A —————— Im portant, When you visit or ry New York Oty, sa De gp rooms, fitted =» at & costur ote millon dollars, $l per day. Faropean Plan, evar, Rewtaarant supplied with the best, Horse stages and iia o oan live slevaie | railroad to all depots, better for jess money at the Grant D Yan ab an other dress hove in Ano a Religion i is not not a thing of noise and spasm, but of silent seif-saorifios and trial pottln of DF. Kitnw's Gross Nerve Rotoror fun lo Jit camp, Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St, Street Urechin— “Come, ‘Pinafore,’ please,’ —————— Pur five drops ol chloroform on a little cotton or wool in the bowl of a pipe, then blow the vapor through the stem into an aching ear aud instant re. lief will be afforded, wf —— now, A Man Reported Missing ead to } rela using he worse than d is friends and i ¥ Keep ' i } Liv vir bie and vd wi % Licate y pers fn do you weep?” “Because Bothschild is dead.” “Bat he was relation of yours, was he?’ *‘No, deed, and that is why I weep.” Better Than Diamonds, and of greater value than fine gold is a great tonic and renovator like Kidney Wort, It expels all poisonous humors from the blood, tones up the system and by acting directly on the most im - portant organs of the body stimulates them to healthy noti on and restores health. If has effi many marvel- ous cures and for all Kudney diseases and other kindred troubles it 1s an ine valuable remedy. “Wer, ing now? no in ted i —— old feliow, what are you do- “Nothing; but I've got big scheme on foot. Lota of money in it." “Aah! What is it? “I'm going into a banking house,” *‘A-an! Alter dark?” a Farmers Vohardson & Co's. lmproved dor will be found to be the oil eolor that will not become rau- Test it and you will prove it, it not color the butter-milk; it gives nd and therefore the cheap Try in? Wells, Butter C only eid. will the est, strongest “Warren,” said a gentleman who had ordered dinper at a fashionable restau- rant rome time in the dim past, *‘will you send out for paper and ink and a notary and two witn essea?’ sss AIS Sto f I AM on my second bottle of Ely's Cream Balm, being a sufferer from oa- tarrh since 1 was a child, but with this medicine 1 am being cured, Wm. Is Dayton, Brooklyn. sami AA “Wha' for ,eah?” “Oh, I just want to make a will They hurried that man’s dinner right up and he got it within two hours from that moment, and salves with sure failure, go and get strongest and best porous plaster ever made. Vastly superior to all other ex- ternal remedies, The complete pain- dy Pitoh, 250. ci AAI M6555 ery. ' ceo—— BaF Ix rae Diasonp Dyrs more ool- oring is given than iu avy known D and they give faster and more brilliant colors, 1Co at all druggists, Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vi, Sam- ple Card, 32 colors, and book of direc tions for 2¢, stamp, mmm IIS Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongues keepeth his soul from trouble, “Roagh on Conghs.’’ ha, Oo lds, Ask for “Rough on emos. Troon. ic. i 4.980, Sore "Throat, Honrssnans, Innocence 1s like y like polished armor, it adorns and defends, Youvna Wore—*1 and that was when we married, It was too absurd? He as pale as a sheet, and it took him most five minutes to find the ring.” Old Bachelor (grimly)—*'Possibly he realized his imminent davger, AMad- ane, were Was nl- - relate the foliowing of himself: Noon after the announcement in newspapers that he had been appointed Mus i he was met by an old uly who had known h ym child whose bucolic mind the large way of stating nes seemed like exag- the gler to +3 im fror i h ocd, and to sut General's y had sometis ,” she said, “lI hear een called to the ministry, to hearit,k, You'll make a real preacher; but, (solemnly) Jud, iv) must slop your you Gilad He wl yon have 1 lying.” Do suppose eat will make and angel of seraphic young lady young man, “I've no donbt it will” he answered, ‘if you will only eat enough of it.” Then she giggled, and “Why?” angel cake asked worldly 00 ng me of § vy a he 1 * bs il sald, a Fite Tumors when peglectad or degenerale into referen Wi 3 a] 5 irid’s Dis. Main arm pa i Association, He Since the well known victory over the hare by the tortoise, the desc ndants of the tortoise think themselves miracles of speed. it Should be Generally Known titnde of diseases of Fs Mel § that the mu Ca us nat condition impar are generall 2 1 arn WoT] iver. of the wroseatiiin hedr de tale s——————— Happioess, it has been well observed, is in the proportion the number of things we love, and the number of things that love us, Don’t hawk, and blow, and spat, Dr. Bage's Catarrh Eemedy. OF but use ss Every man needs a trae inward man- hood. All are insignificant except as they stand related to that, As search of a remedy for Catarrh, Cold in ing the equal of Ely's Cream Balm. all hquids and snufls, Ils effect which baflle physicians, Ely Bros,, Owego, N. X, The best are accused of exclusivenesa. It would be more to say, they separate people, without love or hatred in the matter, each seeking his like, “Rough on Pain. Cures eolle, eramps, diarrhoey exterify.y for aches, pains, sprains, healache, neuraigia, rhen. matisin. For man or beast. 20 and Soo, ID Ii ssi. He who emigrate to a cave of the mountain to escape from sin, finds the devil a naturalized citizen there already, nis 5 Suppex CHANGES OF WRATRER are Coughs, faotive of Throat Disease Colds, ote, There is n6 more sotanal re lief in these diseases to be found than in the use of Brow x's BrovoniAL TROCHERS, Price 25 ota. Ox land that is worth $100 per sore the product of each cow ought to be §70 per year, If she will not do that she is not up to the mark of a cow, le The Secret of Beauty, A woman's beauty lies within A tinted cheek or ditipled chin A laughing eye or Juxuriant hair, ‘When C ne has placed 1t there, a cot gotigut “Dons try " asked a stran- of a city dealer, “Of " wan he reply; ‘‘even the little shell out,’ ——————— ———" oF, SUron dy apopila. Impotence seal deviy, fl Wisdom for the worst, bn folly leaves thie worst for the day whe it comes, i EE EE EE All or Jesuit farm, cle healing ¢ hat ft does all . * lis purpose is » disease and [he 1 clatmae to do, Lh Fries " ie Sblgy tr 1 Drspils wmenia, 4 and Inrd ANG Ie patiosarly Ma ulenry, deste wy all oravin f the Bomar oomee jueut Spina ” 1 10 (he Changs - . : * Wormy Veins of the ey Lod se of Le st Manhe kv a 4 pois ’ Coumpresns SRR ary, ch gies Bt. Yew Tork DR. RADWAY'S arsaparillian Resolvent. The Creat Blood Purifier. For the cure of a | Ebeutn tiem, Scrofal { Ing, fx 'N tT 4 $i va fing ile hwe od, Iateet and sit r J oh msan’ .. # ACO, 11 Great Jones Street, GOSSAME R G ARMEN oy Days r New York, S FREE! aire i be & 1 ino Harmis wi wi hey » ther sales Ad Hart ads dom 1 XIVe lt YASH N OO 23 West 14 fhe Rew. r HARI REINE VICTOR CONCH ENTARBL ISH¥ ll gh a9 fa AS Bait min war CONCHA ESPECIAL =. I 2% A symple box § wit a 51 OS EX BERS 12300 Tt. Ben ¥ ir a 1 Blloww a LEARN TELEGRAPHY.S or WORTH ASD Bg Baranis FRAZER AXLE GREASE. | Pest In ihe Wa bie Fraser Labrie tor Chicago, } ; id overanhere R. u. AWARE THAT Lerill Climax E———— bearing av fis fang Hose I. en! Ng ¥y f Napinga ani 1 i x ' aaa se “© Plug LF * ~ aan Snufls a rempaient env. Book Mes onc, Aves 406 Pave Sh iy Nervous Debility & DR. RADWAY'S REG U L ATING PILLS or he ¥ JANOS, oh, al Ta *urely Rif, OF Frice, 26 cents per box, ib rite, READ “FALSE AND TRUE send & etter map to RADWAY & OO, No 33 Warren Street, New Tork 8 Inf Imation worth thoasatds will be sent 10 YOu EL REE JULY YES YO intraduoe as Lai he well Known wo i celebrated in fie NEWYORK & HAVANS GAR 1 OMPASY AE ESS a Balam Camsrssson paid to the righ turihe grisesiars and ferme adirews, #1 ofnoe The New York AR Havas Cigar Co. 57 Broandway, New York. 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