HUMOROUS.
He map failed for half a million, and
his assets wonld not pay two cents on
the dollar, He gaye up everything he
had to satisfy his creditors, not even
reserving the gold watch he had in his
pocket, And yet they growled. An old
friend called to see him, He met him
at the depot with a 85,000 span of horses
and conveyed him to a $200,000 resi-
dence, where he dined aud wined him
like a prince on the finest china and the
costliest plate,
“Why, Jones,” said his old friend,
“I thought you had failed.”
“So 1 have—given up everything,
absolutely everything, to my creditors,
a8 an honest man should,” replied the
bankrupt in a tone of self-abnegation.
“Why, you appear to be living pretty
well,” remarked the old friend.
“Ah, my dear sir, how mistaken yon
are,” returned the two-cents-on-a-dollar
failare. *‘Fiverything that you see is
my wife's, absolutely everything, But
she 18 too tender-hearted to deprive me
of their use on account of my misfor- |
tunes,
A Caxapiax, meeting in Canada a
geutleman from Louisville, kindly ask-
ed: ~How is your health, and how did
you happen to leave so flourishing a |
place as Louisville?” “Well,” said the |
exiled Louisvillian, “it was very unfor-
tunate, but I blame myself entirely.
Instead of getting a city office I went |
into business, My necessities compel
ing me to steal, I stole. Then I had to |
git, If I could have got some place |
where I could have stolen from the city
I might have been at this at this mo. |
ment a4 happy man, at home and fn the
bosom of my family. Stranger, if you
ever go to the United States, don’t go
into business; go into polities!” The
Canadian was se touched that he imme-
diately loaned the gentleman from
Louisville 85 and turned away to con- |
ceal his emotion,
“Whar is that wooden box for, sir?”
#
dent of the just organized bank.
“That? Oh, that’s for the securities
aud money, yon know. We must have
some place to keep them,” replied the
practical president,
“Why certainly; I know that,
plied the astonished stockholder,
ain't vou going'to have a safe?”
**No, there is no nse goin
ish expenses,” placidly
president,
“What, no safe?”
“Why, no. When the cashiers go to
Canada they always take the combina. |
tion with them, and you cannot realize |
anything on a se cond-hand safe with
busted lock.”
” yo.
“but |
g into
rephied
fool-
the
a
Brows —*‘Ah, Smith!
How's business?”
How are you?
Smith (zentiemen’ 8 furnishing go ds
desler) — ‘Splendid, old boy! splendid!”
*“Brown—*fow's that? Last time I
saw you you were terribly down In the |
month aud talked of going into bank- |
ruptoy.”
Smith—*“Yes; but don’t you see, my
boy, I've started a lanndry since then,
Big thing! Collars don’t last two |
weeks, cuffs used up in three ifronings,
and shirt bosoms rubbed threadbare in |
no time! Great scheme! Don't youn
see? Goods go off like hot cakes—al-
most impossible to keep up the demand,
and the best of it is, you know, that the
more laundry work we do ithe more |
stuff we sell, and the more stuff we sell |
the more money our laundry brings in
to ns! Great scheme, my boy! Great |
scheme!"
Saita— “Beastly headache I got this |
morning. Too many brandies and soda
last night, I'm afraid.”
Brown-—*“Don’t feel up to much my- |
self; bad lobster salad for supper and |
haven't slept a wink,” |
Jones—* “Well, just look at the fright- |
fui cold I caught last night.”
Brown—* Why, where were you?”
“*At the health exhibition.”
Smith and Brown (together)—* “Why, |
go was 1. ]
,
“1 nEAR you called oa your girl last
pight, Earl,” said a down-town youth |
to one of Avondale,
‘Yes, I called,”
bilions tone
“Have a nice time?”
“No
“Tha you see her"
“Yes, saw her leaving the house with |
an other fellow jns¢ as I turned the cor-
ner two squares away,”
he answered, in a
“Dip ¥U read 1a the paper that a col
ored woman at N.owport wears 840,000 |
worth of dismouds?” asked Gubooly,
of sn Avnstio drummer,
“Yes, I have read that item, and I
would like to know what her name is,”
“Want to be introduced to her?” i
“No; bat vu see I travel about a |
great deal, and [ would like to koow |
on what line of railroad her husband
is slweping-oar porter, so I conld in- |
veigle hit into a little game of poker.”
CosvensaTioN between a tenderfoot |
Bb the Lone Star state.
“I don’t sex how you are abie tcl
raise any eat'je in Texas,”
“Way fot? ’
“Ou oesount of the Texas fever.”
“There is one peculiarity about the
Texas feve « that you may not have
beard of."
“What is that?”
“There has never been a case of it in |
Toxas,'
» Baliva ol
“*1 BUPPOSE yOu earn your living by |
rome sedentary sosupation,” remarked
Justice Tegener, jocose a tramp, |
“Ym bit it, judge. Whea Iam not
on the road, 1 wske a living sitting on
6 JUry as a professional,”
Crunk 'What do you wish, little
girl?”
fs G.~~""1 want so know how much
your best pills are, Your best pills,
A LADY bad heen entertaining a friend
of ber husband, and the next day her
little girl said to her; Mamma, saint
wa cannibals?” ‘Ol! course not,” was
the reply; “why do you ask?’ ‘‘Be
canse | papa say we had Jenkins
for dinner yes'cr lay.”
Poetry is the utteranes of truth, deop
heartfelt trath, Tlie true poet is very
near the Oracie; :
To enter safely into the married state
stand human pature, and, above all,
pare them frankly and eandidly.
mn ——
A Government Shen,
could not use my right arm,
liniment, without any benefit, I
Jacob's Oil for it, and I
minutes
to use St.
not used it more than ten he
ever I did,
one suffering pain.’
EE ——————
A false
dial; it appears in clear weather,
vanishes as soon as a cloud approach.
Os,
-— :
A Popular Fallacy.
Many people think that Rheumatism
It is caused by a bad
state of the blood which deposits pol
titer in the
causing lau stifToess and swelling
of the joints and excruciating pains
Ridney Wort will certainly effect a cure
It acts ou the Kidney, Liver and Bow-
stimu! gz them to a healthy
imnlating act.
I nriches the
ii
BONO mn
nencss,
els, i
urifiesa and « blood
poison from the
arest druggist,
minales
(30 t¢ tha
BYS-
tem, buy
A _—
We are linked both
the future, and our duty to the former,
led, will best fit us dis
our duty to the iatter,
to the past and
to
Messrs, John-
wholesale .
Pa., report that
gentleman handed
with a request to send
two army
the same gentle-
rs
TTLES
ia
time ago a
1 a dollar a
catarrh cure to
i. Recently
m that both of the « fice
» wife of a well-known U, 8B. A.
i cured by the two
n Balm. (Nota
50 els.)
n
olioers
£234 B41
opinion
as well say
¢ y :
the sun beacause
times sacrifice
pproaches sublim-
what
they y
for
ir what
thoy
men f promise
to
. ELINES Great Nerve Restorer
vel of the age for nerve diseases
sMopped free Send lo WW Arch
phia, Fa
I
$4
+ 1
5
allaade]
The
asbont
venetian mama
less a man thinks or knows
his virtue the beiter wo like
p——————
ua Upright Planos
ke the organs of the
f their kind. The
tone atisined in
ym mended, — Boston
are
and purity of
them are especially co
The Hope of the Nation,
Children slow m deve Spm pany, scraway
and delicate, use “Wells’ Health Renewer.”
So ————— AI AID ————
When angry,
speak; if very angry, a handred.
-
Balm,
healing, not by drying up. The appli-
cation is essy and agreeable, It is not
a hquid or snuff, Price 50 ots,
rs sn AIS
Indian His ory,
The Indian of faleon glance and
lion bearing, the theme of the tone!
ing ballad, 18 gone; but the Petrolenm
line, the Natural Hair Roeetorer, will
imi aa——
It is with with flowers as with moral
qualities; the bright are sometimes
poisonous,
Hostetler's Stomach Bitters is & fine blood de.
rent, 4 rational cathartic, and a superb anti.
tious specific, It rallies the falling energies of
the debllitsted, snd checks prematare dec ay.
Fever and aoe, bilioas remittent, dyspepsia and
howel oompisins are among whe evils whion i
entirely removes. In tropical COURIre. where
the liver and bowels are organs most unfivoraty
affected by the combin nfinencs of Rata mate,
tet ant water, ItI4 & very necessary safeguard,
For sale by all "Droge: Wie sod Dealers general,
"St. Bernard
VEGETABLE PILLS”
hE OE |
¥T. BERNARD VEOETABLE PILL MAKERS,
§ © Merear Street, Now York
1
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Beware of Scrofula
Scrofula Is probably more general than any
other disease, It is Insidious in character,
and manifests itself in running sores, pustular
eruptions, bolls, swellings, enlarged joints,
abscesses, sore eyes, ete, Hood's Barsaparilla
expels all trace of scrofula from the blood,
leaving it pure, enriched, and healthy.
“1 was severely afflicted with serofula,
and for over a year had two running sores
‘on my neck. Took five bottles of Hood's
Sarsaparilla, and consider myself cured.”
C. B. Lovisoy, Lowell, Mass,
C. A, Arnold, Arnold, Me., had »
sores for seven years, spring and fall,
Sarsaparilia cured him,
Salt Rheum
um Spies, Elyria, O,, suffered greatly
sipelas and salt rheum, caused by
At times his hands would
erack open and bleed. Ile tried various prep-
arations without aid ; finally took Hood's 8: -
saparilla, and now says: *' Iam entirely well.
“My son had salt rheum on his bands and
He took Hood's
J. B.
ofulous
Hood's
Willi:
from ery
handling tobacco,
on the calves of his legs.
arsaparilia and is entirely cured.”
Braxrtoux, Mt Vernon,
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
y glx for &7
Sold by all druggl Bix §
$1;
OD & CO. Lov Mass.
84
Ohilo,
ie
only by C. L 1
I00 Doses One Dollar.
Wilcox
r Wormy Voing of the 1 : #
use 8 Lost Manhood, Dability, §
1 prvinies wre t ° Elagtic y LCradie~
36. fs lone fifling, Leen
Wo Tlies 0 oh. Hew
Gilbort Mfg Co.
DRESS LININCS.
BW FABRIC
MAK ERS LIKE a |
? 3 will a sot |
is to ive
Le
fs
zk
HANTS AND DRESS
» ® great strengii
Tay siso t
MER
their &
shivu 1
Ade Twills,
o wills,
Is npr: sved Royal Twills,
able T rills,
Bat n Maerveilloux Twilly,
Gros Grain Twills,
wtin Clossique Twills
ge
Kk Bas bee ined beosgse
A rir wales
“
& baa bees us
BL ACK PRINCE TWILLS,
st PER
BF Oa it
rs Fusrant ss be fast Linck and
* ALIENS will wot Ange, neil
¥ g LAGHTEST LEG)
oa yard
£3 4 3
foal gods are am uiistion
M i selvage none of hers
P. DORMAN, Presi ent.
WE W ANT 1000 BOOK AGENTS
hook THIRIY .- THREE YEANS AMONG
OUR WILD INDIANS
By Gen. 1 .
tinls on
0.
fastest
LE
5, O00 »
Haake 31 fhe
wn, Hows
A w. WOKIMINGEU nN & Fir
~T
a
Ex 4
Marterd, Conn,
Hovsenonnp Acosonts, — There ure |
should keep an account book. 15 the i
first place it would furnish interesting |
thant a |
How |
many know anything defimte about
Again, such a record |
We know of a lady |
who went so far as to keep an acsouunt |
of the extra meals she furnished in a
A house |
facts. As a matter of family history, a
record should be kept—ol course, the
in the family Bible, bnt there are other
things that transpire in « family worthy
of note,
Suawn Bags, — A bag is a eapital thing
to save a shawl from dust of a journey
be used for
holding toilet articles, ete, The best
material for making a shawl bag i
Cut two round end
eight inches in diameter, and =»
piece twenty inches wide by twenty
five inches long, Btiteh close together,
leaving the straight seam open nearly
all the way across, and bind its edges
ind the edges of the end pieces with
worsted braid, sewed on with the ma.
chine, Close the opening with threo
buttons and button-holes, Stitch
of braid on a band of the water-
proof two wide and fasten on
ruily for } The outside pocket
can be made of any size, or left off, but
is very convenient for papers. A per
while hing will wish to
ithout one of the shawl bags
finding out how useful they
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ca Poopixa,
pint of cold milk
then put in a ga
ren , two o
drog # Of
can
eces,
#
pu O48
inches
£
id
isndles,
ie
never
son travel
bo w alter
are
Soak two ounoees
tiie
BOG
Tari
of oo pie 8 iL One
ght before using;
all wit!
of moist
ik 10CHH
CEB
1 the fire and let boil
Omes qu
twenty
’
a yolk of two ©
siti] the 4 5 Oe i
nual Lhe Ho $0 ile
T
i
about
a wire basket, such as hs
will de wel
shell, and immerse
Get i
} Very
ia the
vessel of boiling water, which
2 completely cover the
3 VELETR ATE
They
wiere
#
Vo
mins!
there
almont
opened into 7, sh
pepper asd
may sdd bro ken crackers if you
I'he oysters should ; i
} Al O08,
A Bargain in Corner Lots
100
STYLES
ORGANS “i
8000,
LL GREAT WORLD
hS Pe ’ R SE ENTEEN YEA
rded uch atl an
HOKNO!
1¢ fre
y American (rgansg Aw §
For Cash, Easy Payments or Hented,
UPRIGHT PIANOS
IFLLENCE TREY AT
at a Wo all previous
meter valge Lian any; saour
ref Wo oid totes and in creased
iy AY avoid ne Ualnlity © get oul of
x strated Catalownes ros.
ASN A WANE OHG PIARO 0
48 E. 4th SL
a, 154 Tremont 88 : N, York,
Chl was 3 149 Washash Ave
The new standing strie. MURILLO,
Se
faa 8 amo, round fold that eaaaot frar
Heveral walwm of Fine
Muslin, starchel to
ad
RIC,
soth sides and ent ial
wdine and cuffs with
BO WTONE Side, Double aes vias perfectly. No
rotehalges Forth g trial, Tan for © ote, a8 stores
Two wold Medals and Urnee Seda awarded
of MM CM A Fair. Beton, 188. Collar and par
cuffs, auy elas, © try. postpaid { FRR ata rabeia
and eroqlare frog Mantion this pseu, Reversh
| bie Colinr Co. Factors, Oambridea Mase
tare
form the FAR
1s is poised on
GENTS WANT FD for the Lest and Po sail
ing Pictorial Hex ku asd Bitdos Prices redosd 11
sat. NATIONAL ro BLIsmING OX + FPhilada., ~
| AGEN TS w ANTE n for the LIVES of
¥
[ 4 ar ao Shute
20 3 y en oo ivi iw fore. 0 per crab 30 Apenia
Outs Fre for Extra jermma, oir, io
WARTIOKD PUNLISHING Cs Hartford. Conn
ie w”
In every town can oblaln an Ulsstrated
Wi page Story Book as a
I-MAS PRESENT FREE
Band 2 ten cont stamps athe Publishers
of the beet of all the BOYS & GIRLY
Magazines, WIDE AWAKE, and got
erections AT ONCE
Adder, , LOTHROP & CO,
32 Franklin. Bosros, Maes.
R. U. AWARE
Lorillard’s "Climas Plug
bearing a red tin tag; that tag: that Lorillard’ 'y
Rose [enf fine eit ; that Lotiliard's
Navy Clippings, and that Loriiiasd's Seaffs, are
sality considered ¥
Tur Wesr Orrens Tew Chavces ron ay
where the East offers one. Mape. pamphlets, etc, give
ing full information about these opportunities; about
Lands, Farming, Stock raising, Mining, Pruit-growiag,
Manufacturing, ete, in Kansas, Colorado, New Men
to, Arizona, California and Old Mexico, SENT FREE
on application to OC. B. SCHMIDT, Comsiissioner of
Imemigration, A. T. & 8 F. R. K, Topeka, Kansas.
X
pana Shee Wat ;
Spinal ureing Goreets’ 82 an
"
dativared fre free whens in U.B
Coin E35 way, NewYork.
OW
Ri Hef fur
KIDOER'S PASTILLES, Fricrancm v1 wits I
S 0: RAXS for a Lite fctaiarsiipin the
oe a [0 pla
oo
Bask ves,
a. Agency, Palio , New Yok
Basiness College,
Ehus os want
vico
Niet ro ASTHMA,
ware, New a Positions
nt
RIQOLE]
sup p i
Discover by you.
nsump!
urself
unable mar
mE will
tue of the best ¢
bul far
rifies and enn
#yslem,
whaed
time ©
it is not
anitest fot
blood,
ten 4 Vir
of 3m Seana
Re
strengthens the
biotohes, i erupiions
iy druggisis,
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RY
The life of man consists not in seelug
visions and in dreaming dreams, but in
“Work, Work, Work!"
How many women there are working to.
in various branches of industry-—to
say nothing of the thousands of patient
bousewives whose lives are an unceasing
round of who are martyrs to those
com plains which the weaker sex is lia-
rendered do bly hard
es and ives shortened, yet
ity ¢o pets them to keep on
s Dr. Pleree’s “Favorite Prescrip-
offers a sare means of relief. For all
is a cartain cure. All
tnd
to
Are
3
as kx
and irkson
helr
If thon desirest to be held wise, be
sc ——— :
and middle-aged men suffering |
from nervous debility, premature old age
memory, and kindred symptoms,
send three letter stamps for large |
{ treatise Suggesting sure
World's Dispensary
Bafialo, N. Y.
a WY
When our histred is too keen it pla- |
Young
tell
ei
sh
te Medical
Association,
!
y= Kxxr Tris IN Mixp, In diamond |
more coloring 1s given than io |
any known dyes, and they give faster
10e, at all
Wells, Richardson & Co,,
Sample Card 32 colors,
Ba
If the end and aim of life is to please,
it must be at the expense of truth,
sti—
Catarrh of the Biadder,
tinging, irritation, inflammstion, all K» Aaney and
Urinary Complainia,cured by “Buchu-Faiva™ $i.
AAI
To see the hand of God in the Foe
eat, and to trus. it in the future, is the
secret of peace,
FOR DYSPEPELA, INDIGRSTION, of epir.
fis and general debility. in their various forme; aiso
#4 a preventive against fever and agoe and other
intermittent Jevais, the “PFerro-Phosphorated.
Blixirof Ca apa: ade by Caswell, Hazard & Oo,
New York, sold by all Drage is the bes
tomes snd or patients recovering from fever or
Lh mn A AIO
The capacity for truly er
things is the beginning of ag
Tan KRSTORATION to health of our
child we cormdered uncertain, When
two weeks old she caught cold. For 18
months was not able to breathe through
her nostrils. Upon using Eiy's Oream
Balm her difficulty w removed; she
breathes naturally; Mn & Mas, J. MM.
Exe, Owego, N. X. [Price 50 cents, |
Persons and events may stand for a
time between you snd justioe—it is
ouly a postponement.
a srsagtaen Luly Fase
pan anon the best
ah ods sd
En
Au able man shows bis spirit ©
tle words sad Ney alsin: 1 go
neither hot nor timid,
SR I
Loss and Gain,
CHAPTER 1.
“1 was taken slick
With bil
i Your go
ous fever
‘ 1 ’
ure i
cu i, ’
pains in back
“My doctor
I got wick again,
anid sides, and 1 got so bad |
Could not move |
I shrunk !
From 228 lim
ing for my Liver, but it
did expect to live
months, | began to u
rectly my appetite ret
me, my entire system an
if by magie, and after using several bottles,
I ain not only as sound as 4 sovereign, but
weigh more than [ did before. To Hop
Bitters | owemy life,” BR. FITZPATRICK,
Dull
pronotneed
with terri:
fae
I had been doctor
i4 me no gomd i
more than
Hop Bitters,
my
. » :
Teneswed
to 1201
not
Di
left
sd, praies
aarnedd
n, June 6, "81,
CHAPTER 11.
Muss: Feb, 1, 1960
f mick
Gentiemen
Headn he "
“Malden,
Ks oO
uraigia, fe:
the most terril
Ko mediciue or do ¥
until I used
sities
Nt nale trouble, for years
and excruciating wm
tor conld give mi
Hop
ie
{cure
*
first b
Hale’s Honey
EXorchound and Tar
fart, where
failed
rend fa
t rest, ob
Pike's Toothnehe asa ¢ re in ene min
oie, relma Tr TY yar x "i i105
EA
EAB EP EEE EE EE EEE SAYERS ee
«+ + LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND |
Complaints
"en
een
All those
* and Weak:
800 lo our best
2** FEMALE FOPULATION = »
Fries n in yg, ill or Soangut rm,
¢ hewd
painfal
ERROR BO € ne
he
FER E ee
’
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Enlr Tesswer, Voice Troe
siparos a I
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real
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Fast Potato Digging
THE MORARCH PUTITO DIGGER
soot Foariy, FIVE VINES
Ek 10 every farmer, Guar
antood whig? x Hanared
usbitls a Day!
Er Write post
that cont us $2000 to publish,
BADWAY’S
READY
® ® es RELIEF
CURES AND PREVENTS
Colds,
sore Throat,
Lumbago,
Plesrisy,
Coughs,
FPoneumonia,
Inflammations,
Rheumatism,
Neuralgia,
Headache,
Toothache,
Asthma,
Dime ult Breathing.
41) RE
in these Lehn EiiIES
1 paris
“@ as 1, ang ye
ppiied freely «
ng wen found
{ f 58 gq
In severe
Headway” 5 ae addy He Hef is a Cure for every
Pain, spraios, sry « Fulus In thse
Mack, Chest or § fan os, it was
Lhe first ani is the only
Palo Remedy
ts por bottle,
DR. RADWA'
sarsapariliian § Resois
The Creat B
it
ood Purif
SCRO}
DR. RADWAY'S
REGU L ATING PIL}
¢
Voge
¢
Price, 20 cen
READ
nd a WTeT SLED 1
og <Q
« per bax, Faoldbr a
‘FALSE AND TRUE."
» RADWAY &
Tork. © inf
he sent 0 you
Woes
In the human body PRADICATED by neing
CLARK'S WORM SYRUP!
IRFALLIBLE
An old-time reme edy. Safe n Safe ed] SE OR elects.
alin its metion. Price 25 cents n bottle,
rewees
bs Duras Roriored
wry for Nevws Af ections, Fits, Bpiiopey, en,
INFPALLIFLS If hen ae diowomd. Ne Fur after
NC
our osisbiradec
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| I Dr. ELINE 8 GREAT
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Pu et
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Gresteost inducements over of
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Eel REA aa Sok
THE
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willed ns Mam
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well khown and popuisr paper wore wide
ready Known, has determined tof hrow ¢
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teastvely advertise than over before the t
For 60 Cents ar
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and immediately send a numbered § 4
ena If any or we desires lwo th
six months, This oer is go od OL ¥ Li
List of Presents
3. 8 Government Bonds of $508
1. 8 Gresnbacks o 1
8 $i tutdimiin of t
win don
wing §
1 Grand Oalbinet Ox
1 Thresseal Rocka
i 8
op Pupeies
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