VITAL QUESTIONS ! 1 Ask the most eminent physician OF any school, what is the best thing in the world for quieting and allaying all irritation of We nerves, ing all forms of nervous com- plaints, giving natural, childlike refreshing sleep always ? And they tell you unhesitatingly “Some form of Hops | I Chapter 1. most eminent physic and Mia Ct Ask any or all of your “What is the best relied on to cure all ans at can be diseases of the kidneys and and only remedy th ry organs ; such as Bright's disease, diabetes, ion, or fuability to retain urine, and all the i to women» ¥ wiliar BAA MACULLAT sy will tell you explicitly and emphat- t reliable and surest cure tipation fever, ague, for indi ' &o Of OF dy spepsin; cons silionsness, malaria y will tell you ir Dandelion 1 1” remedies are combined with able, led into Yop Bitters, such a won t 18 curative power is developed 8 80 § « in its operations that no di real th Can ly exist or resist its etd ir the possi less fi most frail iid to use Chapter Ir! “Patients Almost dead or nearly dy nd given up woman, weakest in- 2 Or snaliest end ing" sicians, of liver com- d consumption, have by liscases, kidney di ts, severe coughs, calls ly ernzy |! x vakeful ness, aud various diseases pecul jar to women. People drawn out of shape from excrutiating weumatism, inflamisatory and chronic, rofuia, algia, DE VOUSnNoess, v ning, dyspepsia, indi. almost all diseases frail’ cured by He p Bi in every neigh of of w hich 1the known tters, pr xborh xd ix green Hops poisonous @ Sunbearns. A great wag—a dogs 8 tail. A strong case—Sweitzer kase. A claret punch—A blow of the nose. A joweler's advice—Wateh your off- spring. What the girls are not apt to object to —-Sunday males, The first cyclone happened in Eden. | It was on perfect hurry-Cain, Many a young girl has for her steady company a young man who is notoriously unsteady. "” cat ‘Jealousy, because he's a greea- eyed monster. ; The erop of young doctors this year is unusually large. Dut what will the har- vest be? Not even a sparrow falls to the gronrd withont being seen, and generally the oat gets it. When a small boy gets spanked it may be truly said that there is a woman at the bottom of it. “And he kicked weren't you madi” erably put ont.” youn into street “1 did feel consid- When you see a man scratching him. self don't imagine that he is full of per- sonal magnetism. It may merely be old mosquito bites, The mills of the gods must needs grind, very slowly and grind exce singly fine when nine mills in this country don make a cent. One of the most responsible positions in this country is held by a Washington colored woman. She does up Mr. Brew- ater's shirts, “No, indeed ! " exclaimed Mrs. fnap energetically, “Idon’t believe in the extension of woman's suffrage at all— vhe suffers enough now." Jacon said that an ant in an orchard is a “shrewd thing.” Yes but an ant u» the shirt sleeve is much *‘shrewder ” | than if it were in an orchard. B athing suits more beanti ifally shook. ing than ever are announced for tha com ming season. Something must be done to attract people to the seashore, “Kiss Me as I Fall Asleep " is the title of thelatest song. If this is any seaside, hainmock snap, the young man had bat. { FEATS OF TELEGRAPIOY. We have often heard of the Seondeptad, IT LEADS ALL. iline between this contry and Teheran, No other blood.purifving medic a : " nassedibe > k or has ever been prepa adie In mals, the capital of Persias, a distance of 8,800 pletely mests the wauls of physicians and {iniles, but we scarcely realized the fact thie general public as | that good signals were obtainable through A ver's Sarsa arilla i 5 io great a length of wire until recently, , Pp . | when we availed ourselves of an invita If lofids 20 List na » truly sclentifia #, opera. ‘ O65 10T & ROOK] (liBeasnE, | ITO IR Ure. {tion from Mr. W. Andrews, the Manag- SCROFULA ; ing taint of Sere Sh you : Saab - . AYERS JIAIAA ARILILA wi |ing Director of the Indo-European Xi}! ige It and expol | m your system, | Telegraph Company, to make a tour of For eo YL cansl id serothioas bar; . . R'S Alar ABRILLA is the | inspection. It was between 7 and 8 on CATARRH 2 tro rere it has cured . . baries 14 aby v § 64 YEA TIRO Sunday evening, April 13, when he Barre At I stop the nauseous { reached the office, ing odor of the breath, which a thong i : of scrofulous origin. In the basement of an unpretentious ty : {building in Old Broad street, we were “Hutto, Tex | ad ot ere YLOEROUS . oq to ™ {ehown the Morse printer in connection! with the main line from London to SORES my children wa with ulcerous runping Teheran. The courteous clerk iy charge neck, At the Sore ud den, muc of the wire, Mr. Balgrove, informed us that we were through DORE EYES cs PALIVO La io Emden, and; Deemploje, They sa od in veo ones the same ears with which t ment, whict | “wires” from the city to the West End we asked a few questions of the tele-| graphist in the German When, | we had finished with with the same facility cn daty at Odessa. us, and in a few to the Perrian ine is ma 1 Toit “fhe ¢ Indic Bent, 2: 5 Po. «8, eyes . An 1 Very sor 101 d us tl ut 8 pow- MELLO IES one { town. Emden, we spoka Yours truly, to the gentleman] PREPARE This did not satisfy; thro yagh, { The re| i By Dr.).C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass, Sold by all Drugglsts; 81, si es for §5 seconds we were Teheran, ‘ y X DOLL © $e Capiial, favorable, and the employes of the vari- ous countries seemed anxious to give us an opportunity of testing the capacity of this wonderful line. TT H XN. Cetran) said, ‘Called "and in less time than it takes Es CAIN Eurrachee to write these tontion of the Indian town. were good. and our speed equalled fifteen words ator at Kurrachee, he learned] |that London speaking to him,| thought it would be a good opportunity| to put us thro igh | to Agra, and to ow: I wls did not fail, | for a few 00 AS OTHERS HAVE DOKE. words we gained the at-| = “2 The signals] w must have : " lianrdered? a minute. Thell 1 TAeT f | oper when Was astonishment th and mntted 3 minutes with Mr. Malcom Khan, the! To make this trinmph of | Agra y, and we ( leasantly c'erk on duty. telegraphy co up ole switched us| on to ano th er li telking to a we were soon! ff at the! LORE. Fu ture =, Give ws Sl J. il ll, Spring — fl leetric He WwW. R. BRAC CKBILL, al - Yeh — od LOY f {+ Werle li leed. SO Light, — a whl W ELCOME 11> phat VICTOR & A YT £5 UNL HOM] A ity TT ———— 8 oy i w - : “native telegraphist it Cable Station, Cal the! e Parti] ¢ 1 purchased from you in Jugust ve LO me mont 00 neingly that whi is there 13 . da hope. They Gid thelr work far be- Lene #1 expectatlc &, for | certainiy did spect that 8 babit of FOURTEEN YEARS’ BATION could be completely gotien under con in the exceedingly short time of two months 1} mesure you that no false modesty will keep me Indian Governm toutta. Al first end of the wire” ha was not ter ot do it. Let her fall asleep with- out1 ne. IN CASH gentlemen “at conld not 3 really The small boy stands beside the pool, believe that, and with his Mn the waters cool ho feels ; he lingers not, nor time does : v nh a] Sy ow. in direct communica-|§ the t GIVEN AWAY To the SMOKERS of Blackwell’s Genuine Bull Durham Smok- ing Tobacco. The genuine has picture of BULL on every package. For particulars see our next announcement. weather's hot, and with great haste he pees. People in ordinary mortals. that they don’t. to even drink a great amount love don't feel the heat like At least it appears for when it is too warm ice water a girl can stand of hugging. “Now, then, Patrick," said the mer- chant to his new office boy, you go for the mail’ (is, ROT ; AN what kind of male wud yo be wantin’, sor—Indian mele or cat male ” I don't think the photograph does me justioe,” uaid the notress. “ Certainly not,” rovlied the artist; *‘ how many ae-| Srcusen would come to me for photo- graphs, do you think, if I did them just’ os " ** A propos | "—Sententions old bache- To Dyspeptics. The most common signs of Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, aro an oppression ai the stomach, pauses, flatulenmcy, water-brash, heart-burn, vomiting, loss of appetite, and constipation. Dyspeptic patients suffer un- told miseries, bodily and mental. They should stimuidte the digestion, and secure regular dally action of the Dowels, by the uss of moderate doses of Ayer’s Pills. After tho bowels are regulated, one of these Pills, taken each day after dinner, is naually all that is required to completes the cure, AYER's PILLS are sugar<oated and purely yegetablo— a pleasant, entirely safe, aod ro fable medicine for the cure of all disorders of the stomach and bowels, They are the best of all purgatives for family nee. Yor (in the course of conversation): *‘ As the ‘old saw’ has it, my dear madam ‘ man propos, buf (promptly): ** Yes: but that's just wha he doesn’t do!” [Tableau], A Harlem girl was asked, this morning. if she had ever been married * No, she replied, with alaerity; ‘but I've sued seven gentlemen for breach of promise, and feel as though I were just good and ready to tackle another, “ What do yon think of my mustache ? asked a young man of his girl. “Oh it reminds me of a Western frontier city, was the answer. “In what respect pray!” ‘‘ Because the survey is largo enough, but the settlers are straggling 7 Little Nell—* Why, mamma, the sky is just ns blue to-day as it was yesterday.” Mamma—** Well, why shouldn't it be, Little Nell—*It rained last night.” Mamma—*“What of that?” Little Neil—** Didn't you esy woulda't wash pot? " Nature is guilty of some queer freaks For instance : Throw a ten-cent dog, that Las never seen water, into the river, and it will immediately swim ashore ; but when a $350,000 man, whose ednca-!® tion in the natatorial art has been ne. glected, falls overboard he incontinently ginks to the bottom. ion with the En clai glish capital, and he ex- Morse language, ‘Are you | really London?” Truly, this was = great achievement. Metallic communi cetion without a break from No. 18 Oid Broad London, to the telegraph, office Calentt Baven thousand miles of wire! The signals were exonl- lent, and the sy twelve, wi — med, in street, seed attained was not less than perhaps fourteen words, bd EASE t ERA ET . DIVORCE UNDER THE ROMANS il sut Ror MOORINGS Ind nder the republic, re o fre quent with th mers. But oc. , contracted marriage wdeed, : Ba ne that it ng the lifet rie divorce b decadence of max t Cmsar, SEI tavins, An : n three, {i tony, eto, ur and five times, It re sc bad en honor dg a woman to have wo husband. | § itaph on the grave of a a BH set forth that her life wae 5 “pious and exemplary, and that she | husband.” Juvenal tell us how a la-ly conld change hoe busound cight times in five years : and St Jerome relates the patiers we nsidered ti ims vb 1% One 3 * model ep matron had g tw WHAT 1 DYSPES a woman who died, having had twes ; 'oms husbands. The good father might have, Among the many symptoms ided, her last bridegroom was a man of Dyspepsia or indigestion who had been divoresd twenty-one the most prominent are: Va- times ; the state paid the expenses of this riable appetite; faint, gnawing cvrious marriage, and when the woman| feeling at pit of the stomach, od, sho waa Gostesd] a public faneral. with unsatisfied craving for Ihe conquest of Gaul by the Romans in p54. peartburn, feeling of +5 the © - sine quitted the King of Thuringia, weight and wind in the stom r Chilperic, who married her. A Chil ach, bad breath, bad taste in | perio, King Boissons, divoreed his the mouth, low spirits, general vife, Andover, becanse she so forgot! prostration, headache, and etiquette as to prosent herself her) constipation. There is no form baby at the baptisnmal fout ity. two! the institution of divoroe | n f : of {court EVERY LADY, MISS & ORILD | 43> Vy Sms 4 a i and 1S A, > o'ng all that l can in adding lo the snooeed i surely crown so beneficial a remedy." ST. LOUVIG, MO, the 5, ree nails 7 ad 5 Le] ss ———— S——, o- (oF we So ed i oh aT EA Died al ¥ SAVH aian¥Es SIOFS. ad Th edie SIAMANG Pe : THE MOST DURABLE MADE. J We carry the Best and Chenpest Line of BOY'S FINE in the Cou MEN & iy. WIDTHS WAUKENPHAUSI ANS FECTS Fo gTIOULAR, NEVER J INEVER! AL Pr neve DER. be 2a T= p— FREPARED BY Dr.J.C.Ayer &Co., Lowell, Mass. { ehristened. i wiCHIREG 30 UNION sia) MACHA “Youn are an excellent cook, Mra | his to bel of disease more prevalent than KEW HOME Aud Char smagne divoroed| py, nepsia, and none so pecul- | } Jackson,” observed Simpul to his land-| + Theodor because she was not ' far to the high-living and rap- ir 14 AD HELP Wome MEN = NERVOUS Women ARE LACK VITAL ENERGY. | Tes HOWARD GALVANICSHIELD and our other Fiecire Gatvasie and Mag netis Appliances cure Nervous Debiiity, Pa ralyele, Rasumation, Lows of Vital Energy, 3 Overworied Beals, Lame Rack, Kideey, Liver, fiomach Complaints, Males and Fo male Wanknoss, oto, ste, They are the very latent improvements: different fram belts, pods, girdion and other davies They positively genersia continnous our. ronta, without selds, consing no irri. tation of the skin, Osh be worn af work as wall as st rest—anly Bethe shie to the wearer, Power reguinted 15 meet the Jif¥erent stages of all dls antes, These for Men only at once ronch the sont of disense ae they net di rstipupon the Nervous Wascaler and Generative Centres, speedily remtors tng vimlity~wiich lo Electrisity.e drained from the sy#iem by entesees or indisaretions, and thas In a Bad wral war overseme all weak nem witheot drogring the Momanh, We tarnieh abeoiais proof to ew 'B war neo ia oar flies. trated Pasmphiot, entitied TH ¥F MEN, for MEN ONLY, siso one for TADL ONLY. fron, or sent sealed for 4 conin postage. PRICES Bary appliance warranted 4s represented, from 84 AMERICAN GALVANIC CO., 1103 Chestnut 8t., Philada., Pa. Ask for at Marray’ 8 Drog store. SALESMEN Ziilron A few good, reliable men to act FOR the sale of our «1 do so like your homemade bread. | It tastes like my mother's bread. Have) on another lata of it?" “No, Mr. | Rimpul,” replied the lady with cruel dig-| nity. +The baker loft less than usual this morning.” Two gentlemen were disonssing the health of t their neighbor across the way. “ He seems to be a t sufferer during | pine months of In Rusia, v7hen a husband land wife cannot get oa together, they! tale a napkin, each holcling an end, and Alcohol and tobacco produce heving broken a cake in two, proceed to) Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid | a aross-roads, and there, in the pi esence, eating, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD of some people, tear the napkin vo tat-| BITTERS will cure the worst ters, till the smallest raorsel remains in| case, by regulating the bowels ithe fingers, incapable of further sub-| and toning up the digestive I division. If after this mutual pak organs. Sold everywhere. id-eating American people. fhe hot months.” ly, and the hot weater “No; his wife is out of except durin rr roba agrees him.’ town.” “Shall I sing ‘When the Robins Nest Again,’ darling?” she asked, with na sweet smile, as she moved toward the piano, ‘Yes, loye,” he replied; then, after a moment's he added : “ Allbw me to call yotir attention to the fact that the robins won't nest again till next year.” She did not sing, and he doesn’t go there any more, “My dear, look down below,” said a dioso as he stood on the bridge with long line of *Buol is life Jike a man, Sorking aud toiling, while the barges, like women, are" bs know,” interrupted Mrs, Gi, acridl “the tug does all the blowing, and barges bear all the burden.” “Yes, I have left my last place,” said Mary. “An’ what did you lave for?" “The mistress was too hard-Hearted * Bho had no more sensibilities than ox.” An’ did she abuse you, doarie ?’ ." Indade she did that?” ** An’ what dic she do?” *'Bhe pul an allarum elool right in my room, an’ in the momings i made sach a noise I could not alee; suother wink.” pronounce the divor ge. Wr LIVELY ADVERTISING. A curious goene was witnessed the other day “n a fashionable quarter of] OUR LEADER. : rease | We offer an 8 1010 11, P. Automate, Bpark Arrest Paris. A fashionable d d young Ing, Mounted Portable Engine, with Mill, 16 1% man wal'ied into a well-known cafe; "| carriage, 32 ft. track and ways, 2 simultaneons then, ba ving managed to attract some at-| lever =o Baad ioe, Suinch arbor, 3 changes tention, he sauntered up and down the from ene postion. Sy Valine garden, finally seating himself at a small feed:belta, cant-hooks swage, table. To him came a person who, fro. HEhtehor, e4, oo i comple o fon his conversation proved to be a tailor, | 0 on atl, weir and who accused him in warm words of | to Re shghe Jeet Jong and ko keep being ungrateful, stating that he had| oy io PAYNE & en dressed him on aredit for five years. | matic Engines from io S00. P. | The young fellow fired up and duclazed} y a tre, No X x. To Box 1427. ®! himself insulted. A crowd gathered wad ma eager oyes listeried to the high words Finally, to convince his quond that another hor ase was cheaper an t- ter, the late clit nt pulled ont the bill\for the garments ¥ 0 wore. The name, prioe, address, ete., ‘were read aloud, snd the open-mouther | crowd drank it in. The| | enterpriking tajlor who got up this little i temreida, Cal. 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