a PS A LARGE AND SPLENDID STOCK OF ALMOST AS BAD What the Perplexed Physicians do in Cases of Emergency. “T'11 tell you the honest truth,” sanswered the doctor. “Bright's Disease bothers the medica! men almost as badly as caneer does. Having pasted a certain stage, both point straight to eternity. It may be un- professional to let out the secret, but whenever a patient comes to me with Bright's Disease, or any kidney trouble acting like it, I tell him toputon nExsox’s CAPCINE POROUS PLASTER without delay. Tha docter spoke by the oard. he Capeine goes right to the spot. 1f yon can be helped, the Capeine will do it. Look out for frauds. Is the word CAPCINE cut in the middle of the plaster? If so, you are all right. Price 25 cents. Seabury & Johnson, Chemists, New York, High- ast awards, mar, "SECHLERS! NEW GOODS! Just opened a full line of Choice Fami- FALL AND WINTER GOODS, nn i {tis WILLIAM WOLF & BON, Equal to Any in the County. And far Superior to Most any other Stock. : ———gnO=0 Fine Dress Goods, latest styles— unrivaled for beauty, Ladies only call and see it! CLOTHING—Overcoats and suits for Men and Boys. ly GhOCERIES and Hats, Notions, boots and shoes, all styles and every Variety. The PUREST and best GROCERIES, Sugar, Coffee, Teas, none but the best quality and best flavor. PROVISIONS, Such as TEAS, COFFEES. SUGARS, SPICES, CANNED GOODS, DRIED FRUITS, MEATS, NUTS, OYSTERS, FINE CANDIES. FISH,SYRUPS, LTC, Together with GLASS, CHINA, WOOD AND WILLOW WARE, AND HOUSEHOLD SUPPLIES OF ALL KINDS, at the lowest living prices. Goods are all newly bought, strictly fresh, and of the very best kind. MEAT MARKET, Beef of the choicest cattle, veal, pork and mutton, fresh and always on hand. 30 nov. tf Beats all for Bargains ! Goovs SOLD UNDER COST! —— JO] — CLOSING OUT SALE! — BROCKERHOFF'S NEW STORE! {o}——— Now is the time for Bargains at Brockerhof’s Store, Thisis a rare] opportunity for purchasing Goods as | we will offer an immense stock of fine goods INIBIEIR =I8I013]7]: =fop=— Will sell from day to day until ev» ery article is disposed of. This is clearing out sale as we propose to quit Hun the business and every article must] Believing it to be the best for de disposed of. The stock consists of both merchant and customer that all all kinds of General Merchandise 88 jealings should be in cash, and -fol- CALICOES, DRESS GOODS, FANCY GOODS, NOTIONS, HATS, BOOTS AND SHOES GROCERIES AND ALL KINDS OF GENERAL MERCHANDISE. (=) |1882. After this'date thejbooks will {be closed and I will sell ouly Have a full line of goods at the - F—O0—R C—A—S-H { | NEV DEPARTURE. | ET $ ’ | lowing the example of most promi- {nent and successful dealers, 1 have |determined to do away with the {credit system after the 17 of July, i lowing prices : ‘ : EP or its equivalent. Calicoes, the best 5 to 6 cts. Fine Dress Goods, wool 6 to 50 cts.| Thankful to my customers for All wool Cashmere 20 to 50 cts, |y} oir past patronage, I hope to meet Flaonels 7 to 40 cts. | : a 3 Table Trimmings 17 to 20 ots, them in the futare at my old stand, where I am confident I can sell much CHEAPER THAN BEFORE, and LOWER than elsewhere, Have de termined to give my customers the benefit of the new system, PRODUCE will be taken in ex- change for goods at highest market A large assortment of Clothing] which will be disposed of at a sacri fice. Call early as goods are going fast. EE Produce taken in exchange and the Highest market prices paid. BROCKERHOFF'S STORE, Centre Hall, Pa, A Lecture to Young Men ON THE LOSS OF Respectfully, I. J. GRENOBLE, Boring Mills, Pa, price. Leciure on tue Nature, 1 reatment snd Radical eure of Sem inal Weakness, or - storrhoes induced by Seif-abuse, involan Ems sions , Impotenay, © avons Dability and i pa din nis to Marriage geDeraily | Coasamp’ Ep - ye Fite; Mantal and Puysieal Incapacity, ole By | USBErr J. CULVERWELL, XD, and author of | “(ireen Book," | world renowned suthor, in this admirable lee~ gure, clearly proves from his own stperionce that the awful consequences of Self. Abuse may be sffso taaily removed withoas dangerous surges} tions, bougies. instruments, rings or co iain no matter what his Warranted the most po Foros.Feed Fertilizer Drill in esistence, esi Ra Wes York on Inge & t % Parguiar's Standard lag gut 4 mods ol sure at once verta my be. nay care himself chi oaply, privately sad his Toctare will prove a boon to thousa nds and thousands, Sent under seal in & plain envelope, to any address, post paid 3 recaipt of six cenis of Lwo postage pe. THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO. 41 Aun Bt, New York, P. O. box, 460. A B. FARQUEAR, B t and best Tor ail prscs—sinrple, strneg and dae rable, Baw, Cnr LR ASD Masuiemne peraesllp. Thquicies prompily i pare Fi i Veortioal Bagines, wiih or ©5 withoal wheels, ve qe] nod eave] Nr THE FARQUHAR SEP (Warraatal} 1puLg 904 JO pul |(v puv ‘NOS * WVHVED ‘peajunaund 3g 103j3ed ® pus sxepio 2 weq OQ wox SYHLIVO PU* SFOHS ‘100M SINID eyvm os[w op ‘puvy uo safe ‘xu ‘sSag ‘SpeN ‘peesqy mew ‘sdujop 's000cloly SUING IYO 1899 HHL INVA NOX AI VYAHIVAT FT0S FASANIOD HOA MSV - ejuoyeried gown Jo z0pi0 0) THE CENTRE REPORTER. Hari, Pa. Mar. 15, 1883, CexTrE The Largest Paper in Centre County, ONO A430 I ———— eo As we predicted, Millheim's Jumbo cols lapsed-—the next business he will go into is that of Wiggins as a weather prophet as he proved himself such a perfect weather-cock, turning with the wind : al- ready he promised, for eight weeks, a storm would strike the RerortEnR, and not a ripple came to disturb the Reror- tEr's smiling countenance. Yet pon-hoss is quite a blow over his own doings, which we would not, in our charitable nature object too, for if he did not blow over his “giving more presents than he gets,” no one would-(he gives children sample cards, that are sent to all print ing offices free, and then mentions him. self dozens of times in the pon-hoss or- gan as “a dispenser of presents,” and on the strength of it begs from the parents sausage, pon-hoss, apples and other truck.) Hae is jealous and crusty because the Reronrer owns a few acres; hints it might have been gotten with stamps dis honestiy earned, but afraid to say so—he judges others by himself ; we do not put out stationery packages which come back minus our honor. The Reronrren did not get up a fraudulent account and swear to it, on the publication of the new Constitution, The Rerorter did not barter off ils colums to advocate the election of a senator in opposition to the regular democratic nominee ; neither did the Rerontier make out a big bill for a mercantile appraisement which was not published according to law, Further, if the files of the paper down there are farnished us, for some years back, we think we can show from those files that a considerable sum of money was drawn from the county for which no value was given at all, In his collapse he shows to have clip~ ped items from the KerortER for years, and every one relating to trimmers in politics, popping from one party to an- other for office, and the like, which he takes as meant for himself-—what a guil- ty conscience will do! even follows the Fulton county does not have a foot of railroad within ber borders. Nor does she have a county bridge, she has no alms house, There is not a distillery in the county. Ehe has only six licensed houses and three of these are in McCon- nelsburg. She hasno county debt and has a cash balance in the hands of her county treasurer, Part of it is a good grain producing country. A couple of years ago Major George Chestnut raised 2,763 bushels of wheat on 105 acres of land. Phe ridges nnd mountains are covs ered with good timber and are underlaid with rich deposits of iron ore. Well, all good enough, but then it has no Sechler's grocery, that's in Centre county. bo am—_— * William Lyons, a Cleaveland a § lonoe'y shot his divorced wife and killed himself at her residence, —— Have you been to the great bargain sale at the Bee Hive? Il not, get there as goon as you can! ot The remains of Henry Seybert aweailhy Philadelphian, were cremated at Wash ington, Pa. He leaves an estale of over $1,000 000 to charitable and educstionalin. stitutions. w—]1f you want to soe the spring styles and new patterns ia body and tapestry brassels carpets, call at the Bee Hive one price stores. We have just received a very large assortment. at A careless land speculator allowed him- self to berobbed in a Philadelphia depot of his valise containing $7,000 in gold, ——Any man or boy can be suited in suits, capped with a bat, or get any oth- er needed wearing apparel at the Philad, Branch for less than elsewhere in this state. Stock always largest and most complete of any in the county. Never fail to call on Lewins when in Bellefonte. Two small children were burned in » stable which one of them set on fire] st Rerortes to a church conference, ard says it favored submitting the tempers ance question toa vote of the people. How awful! And in this collapse he cries out that the Reroxrmr should not make any reference to party renegades, trimmers for office because it always hits sim! Well, what kind of meat doth he eat, that the Rerorres must be quiet about such disreputable practices be- cause it always touches Jumbd’s spota? Bat the Eerorrer will do so still. He follows the Reronter to the slate woakness to favor a law that required, before wild lands could be sold to sharks and speculators for taxes, publication should be given in all the county papers 80 owners in all political parties and all interested could pot be cut out of their rights without due notice given, This Jumbo says is our great sin. indeed, and we stick to it yet. Butlmost wonderful to tell, the most greedy one and the first to run for an advertising job out of this was Jumbo and his Shmutsbiatt, but the court, Judge Mayer on the bench, stopped him on complaint from land-owners and decided his sheet did not come under the head of papers We could pot belp that—his is no paper, because being a jack-of-ali-trades, he gnderstands none, least of all bow to run a paper. The reason of the decision was justly upon these grounds: This greedy jacksof-ail-trades printed a litte of his sheet in German and a little in English, and with this he greedily set ap & claim to gobble up both the Ger- man and English advertising in a paper that scarce any one read. Tnis the court decided did not bring his spple-buiter affair under the head of papers and our greedy jack of-ail-trades was left in fix of the pop that stole a hunk of meat and as he was about to cross a brook he saw the vision of it in the waler and in his greed snapped for that (oo and lost all, He began Jast January to write a His. tory of Centre county, and started out with the K's and broke down, after put- ting out a bragging program. The K's are a bad letter to begin with, Now Le says hie made a fool himself and is sorry be disgraced himeell by his wild going on. We told the poor fellow sorall along and 80 did his neighbors—but he never takes good advice, He only took our advice once, that was when we told him not to sheriff Meek. We can't tell why he is so mad-—perhaps because he knows nothing else bat “Kurtz” for bis bistory, conse- quently wrote himself to death on ons on- interesting topic, Two columns of Kuriz in one paper, and columus of Kurtz ev- ery week for eight weeks would break down any history, when the only varis- tion is seli-laudation as a “present giver” and other nothingness, We beg leave to say that Rowell did not bother us over the population of Cen- tre Hall, which Jumbo seems to have on the brain, but that it was on our private business affairs which a “certain party professed to know all about.” Here is where the impudence lies—altho’ we have nothing to hide in our affairs yet Jumbo is mot competent to understand ours, when he has made a fool and failure of himself in all bis own. We quote here an epitaph for him, from a stone marked with a name spell ed like his. “Reader, look a me, What 1 am, Yon goon will BEE." There is honey ia that, sure-—it's years ago when he was a school teacher on which he now prints so much of bis disgusting eeil-praise. th ae i —— A charter was issued a few days ago to the Clearfield, Chest Creek and Western railroad, a new line thirty miles in length, running from Clearfield, alooglitt'e Clear- fleld creek to New Millport, thence to the Sasqnehanna river and Chest Creek post office. The capital stock is $300,000. Mr. Wm W. Seaman, of Altoona, ispresident; C. La Rue Munson, Addison Candor, D. H. Merriman, Hugh L. White, Robert H- Manson and Dolos 8, Mehafly, all of Williamsport, the board of directors. woods, of all kinde, still going at cost, at the Brockerboff store. Don't miss this chance for a bargain, The stock must be sold to close bosiness, Aler tweniy-nine year's imprisonment an innocent man has been pardoned in Michigan. Lawrence, Ohio. —— Every thing in the line of country roduce wanted at Dinges’ Penns Valley Bargain store, and the highest market prices paid for it. Farmers will consult their own interest by keeping this fact in mind and acting upon it. We make the following liberal offer, good until May 1st: Any of our sub- scribers who will send us four new names with the Cash, we will give each new name two months extra credit, and the getter up of the club the Rxrorrik one year free. Or for two names half the ex- ira credit and the KzromrEn 6 months free to the sender of the names. tf - a PLEASANT. Dyspepsia, O, dread disease, What mortal can withstand? Insatiate Jii—nsught can sppessce, I: roams throughout the land! How few, indeed, escape its pains, And yet there's simple curs, The only one thal now remains— Peruna, pleasant, sure! Aro the Purest and Best Bitters ever made. They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake and Dandelion, tthe oldest, best and most valuable medicines in the world and contain all the best and most curative proporties of all other remedies, being the greatest Blood Parifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and Health Restoring Agent on earth. No disease or ill health ean possibly long exist where HOP Bitters are used, so varied and perfect their operations. They give new life and vigor to the aged and infirm. To all whose employments canse irregu- larity of the bowels or urinary organs, or who require an Ap eti- ger, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Jiop Bitters are invaluable, being highly curative, tonic and stimu- lating, without intoxicating. No matter what your feelings or symptoms are, what the disease or ailment is, use yop Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick, but if you only feel bad or miserable, use pop Bitters at once. It may save your life. Hundreds have been saved by #o doing. 8500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help. Remember, yop Bitters is no vile, drugged, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best Medicine ever made; the “ Invalid's Friend and hope,” and no person or family should be without it. (gn THE BRADLEY ROAD CART A LIGHT RUNNING, EASY RIDING, ¢ ERFECTLY BALANCED Two An » Willphing from 5O 14100 Ibs. Prices from $50 1a $50 Er Pirat-Class rary vespack, and every: body 1ikes them, Send for Tlinstrated Price List. BRADLEY & C0. SYRACUSE, N. Vi SET ABI Iie Sv stmt pee RE ANS NS A ANA 02 HARDWARE — STOVES In addition to our extensive stock of FARMERS, BUILDERS & BLACKSMITH supplies, wo would eall your attention to our stock of Heating Stoves, Cooks & Ranges, We would especially suggest in Heating Stoves the CROWNING GLOALY, FORT ORANGE, EASTLAKE AND WELCOME HOME. In Cooks the REGULATOR PIONEER In Ranges the VICTOR & APOLLA. A full assortment of Fire Brick and Grates on baud. WILSON, McFARLANE & CO “«Penn’s Valley Bargain Store” TERMS—To take effect February Ist Cash or its Equal. NO OTHER TERMS. Please notice change in Prices: 2000 yds. best Prints.....cecivrerinsiennns tens 2000 yds best Musling......coevenene CO IR. ce iensencsnseassarisessrassnne Fine Rio Roasted Ooffee 10 1b, for..c.coeveen.. Dilworth verses 31 0B Rice 3 1b. for ...... aasar an ssne Eassas anes Sans sessassabessine 25 cls Or Peaches 3 1b for ” Prones 3 ID fOr cccccveeee sasssns seasnncinsnssssnessness 25 cis Everything reduced. SERENE BE AREN Each oge pays for what be buys and no more. Call and be convinced that you can buy chesper for cash than credit. VERY RESPECTFULLY, Clevan Diages. GRAIN! GRAIN! gNow SHOE COAL! Highest market rates paid for all] kinds of grain CO AL! James 8, Baummerville is fer sale in "he substriber keeps ._ _|Bellefonte at the yard of Alexander 1e subscriber keeps constantly 0Bi& Co. The run of the mines is the hand und, Son sale, Egg, Stove, Chest-| 00 got Coal offéred ror sale in Cen- put and Pea coal, at the lowest rates. |, o County and is sold at the lowest G. A. RUNK. . Spring Mills, ~ |Prices. 14dedm The Bnow Shoe Coai mioed by 144c3m UCTIONEER. — The undersigned, | having the reputation of a first] sym ined Salesn rth 4 ¢ od 2 tina Jiepnan, with twenty s 3 snrs_expe R7 Capital ot peoedsd, We wili start you, rience in Ueniral Penn's, selling Farms, Men, women, bays and girls wanted ev Farm stock, Merchandise, &o,, now offers jywher o bo work forus, Now isthe time. You can a work in are time, or give pour whole tine Lo Lhe his services Lo the cilizens of Pennsvalley Sociem No other Dario will ay meariy ae well. and surrounding country. Charges mods | No one can fail 0 make enormous pay, Ly engaging erale, we i 4 1 Ad re NE 1st onoe. Uosily sullii sod Lets Iree, Money wade 33 A Address, Ji SEPH L. NEF F, > [Sant sasily, ao? bonerably. Address TRUK & Us, iljandm Roland, Centre Uo., Ps | Asgasta, Maine. liasly L | — — “SPECIAL NOTICES. GREAT BARGAINS PIMPLES. wan] N 1 will mail free the receipt for a sim ple VEGETA FURNITURE AT SLE Bais that will remove TAN, FRECKLES, CAMP'S FURNITURE A week at homes by the indasirions Best busizess now before thie public - 1 PIMPLES sud BLOTCHES, leaviag the skin soft, clear and beectifei; also lastructions for producing » luxurant growih of Bair on a bald bead or smooth inchs, Address, inclosing do stamp, Hen. Vandel! & jm, 12 Barclay St. New TO CONSUMPTIV Es. The advertiser. taving been permanently cured of thst dread disease, Uonss mplivn, by a simple remes dy, ts aa joss 0 make know 8 to Lis fellow sullerers ibe mesns of cure . To ali who desice it, be will send WwW. R. York. ROOMS, Centre Hall, Pa, - of the prescription used, free of vharge., wilh girection for preparing spd using the same which they will find & sure cure for Consampiion, Asihms, Broo chilis, sic Partics wishing be prescription will please ad- E A WIilaUN, is Fean Bs , Wiliams Consisting of CHAMBER SUITS BEDSTEADS, LOUNGES, BUREAUS, SINKS EXTENSION TABLES, MATTRESSES, SPRING BEDS, CANE snd WOOD SEAT CHAIRS, &e, UNDERTAKING a specialty. dross Mev surg, N. ¥ ERBRRORS OF YOUTH. A tieman who saffered for years from Nervous Debility, Premature i etary, and all the effects of rosthfal indiscretion will, for the sake of bamanity, send free 10 all #50 peed I the receipt snd direc ton for making the simple remedy by which he wav sured. Ba Serers willing 10 profit by the advertiser's sxperionos oan 30 #0 by ressing in perfeci confi. sence, JOHN BB. OUUAN 4 Oder 50 N, ¥. py et st At ct —— ys ® poaple are alwagsoa the outlook for Ww Ses 0 inersase thelr earnio gx, and in time become wealthy: whose who do mol Improve their opportus ties remain in poverty. Wo want many men, women and girsto work for us right in their own Je- on . Avy ope oan do the work properly from tho start’ The business will pey “more thas tea times ordinary wages. HKipensive outfils furnished tron. No ope engssed falls lo mak e money rapuily You can devote your w time to the work, or oni iy por SPATE WOW ALE. Fall information and that is needed sont free, Address STINSON &.0. REMEMBER THA1 WE|Portissd, Maine, jasly MANUFACTURE ALL OUR OWN FURNITURE, which we gurantee to be second to mone iu 18feb We keep on baud all the latest and best styles of Coffins and Caskets, Barisal Kobes aud Shrouds, al prices to suit all. workmanship and finish. PATENT 8 EOW TOP. This is now the most popular top wade, simple is its construction, and very graceful in ap ce Posi. {|tively warranted to give satisfaction. || Finished tops including body unpaint- od, fin tops with seat only or the skeleton§of tops furnished on a DMINISTRATORS NOTICE. Letters of 1 ail aad seat combined, & A E, Royer, deconte. Suet sows | which the may be thrown back ¥ woud arti hin aay curtins, Pat . JEVI MURRAY, um en,
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