Th Irrrrerd rH able rlrrclftlc ji 'r.f tie rr.iA lric'A r a. utiwi It to 111 IttrtaMe Cintlflft. i. u (1 i" uir'iit !(i Uxiiieiit t loeru-.l at ic t lii m ..i (i li w r,ltf: 1 Inch. :s '!' t l.M 1 Ineii o uontl:r A0 1 ll.rh 0 u otiltir 8 60 I 1Mb yrar ft 1 imhri 6ukm.Hi' e.oo a lnrhr. ' )enr 10 ' i IloJ'H C uioutt.f ti.0l) tTfi.rr I year - i"0 en a V PsULilifil Werkly At t B"";lfl,e1 AMBBIA Co., PENS A. BT J AM Eh j. H AS-05, C ,rnieJ CIr.i!iiU-n. I I 1 .J III 1 V Kubtrrlptloii Rate. OmjW'y. 1 vra-, Push to a.l vwnc-e ' - "ii tl not pnil within 3 munil. l.a rie 1' U nut wittdp li month. - " 4q Jo It mt withlu the jear . a O-To i.er-on rellin ont.-lrta of the eirantj o Mat .t.1ltloni tor year irill cbarne'1 t- J BOSUVKB. -lu no eentwlll the o terms he.tr ovtwt Ht.m. thue wbo .ton t .auli lam T,b toterei-M 0" i.avtnn ID advance tBt nt r Dart to he vr on the tame Icitlu thooe wi. 4 it tnm fact be Ultlnctl uikIomioo.! iro' hi ttne ror.ira. MTfar T Tar l't,,r be'" T' ""D ,r "'" it ,.w ft.ii ori i' "'' w l w " herwle. 1.; r i'mi.o lo .ntln W OC 2UW M.laj 4o U0 16 00 InM ti-.n. lor. ,er Hue .J e .1. mn i j ca- 1 roi u.i av v ujoiith. . . . 1 c 'latnu. I yeai........ KkIDMI Itfti'. ftrrt ul-it-queaf Incri? on. 6 '0 rr l'r.e Au itor'o Not or- 3 Ty Atti.t Fiuii-Mr Nailr I U (m ii r M(Kt) htil c u u bi 'kt i. r i-.kijcd to nil I'.n.tMi ii im ii j-1 t t u it c i-r nd I v ilbf 1 ii t rt ri ti.iM t u it r h - : i ttr o tit H . k mi .It. I fr rr:iirA f j hir de i rHitj lJ Mf tu i,iy t ti mi ti e Jcvcpt ifirr. A-1 tfori't u lt.iis t ii. HE IS A FhEk.Se AN W MOM THfc. TKC1H MAKU fhlt AM Ai-L AKk. 6i.AVtJ HKflDK ' 8lo snc roBiaAe Dei year in a tvance. JAS. C. KASSCN. EtiHof Proprietor HltENSHURG. PA., FRIDAY. MARCH 4, 1S92. NUMRKR 9. VOLUME XXVI. Ino't rn b icalawaK Hie 18 too snort. J 1 Villi I f! Lis '. in :i. d im. :.rt li. n ; ; i v- 1 hat ; : re t l ' ry, ". '.'.I:. ! -.,. "i Mli' ' .11 . l.nt 1 Le : h.-y Lad ;U :i i a in i :i':y. .1 as and :. ..f e i . r i n's . .' in- . as :. to . few i the 'e . i irv ".i.'il l;l' ' to t. '.Kid li'liec h-- got it lie "strll .. .1 his into ! rc I. 1,-ell nly and In MM "li" v.ollld M ina result acres '.".nil it . tlsCll. mar is ning. : can 'imi'tl li" ing II' tvcl -cii- llibc leheS n.-half 1 hn-e ill i: i TT1- ;ir;iUi .it pas- ; ;.' of 1 ho.-d : -h 'l.e a die for ' . i - r.n i 1 -b.- al- ,L'.'. bllt ;;.it.-.i." ::it fn n-.' and a f'leen led to. ' rotloTtil- ,i.ii'm- : nbcr .'. eutlv 1 tench i. ob- ; sun . was .,-: the i - -rup-iii ar a ,.1,'SCCllt i great e which nice in rep 'v. , " -( -x-:i upon solar .. .in' ! ) f-'.v-rri p s d helium- ibi'Tietl" i nil spot ,t. t!i-n- i ii i nn . bed the ally and milder ih bauds .;uerally it ia no , dLscour- I sa" .scribed, ... Frews, clutched foder note -arid doi- 1118 Eleventli Ave. I ' IV V l Pifth. Annual Ked-uction Sal I A ;B.M I..4f4ilITKK IX PRHKS OF F I.'E CLOTHING I One-Third LESS than Regu arPrice. If -' wail t a lUii It VKti.MN 'n :i Suit or Overcoat don't miss this sale If you want a KAKK KAUCAIX in a Fine Suit. (DO MM - 3LT - tPNDJB I S tvnu want to savi- t hirtv-ithrcc iind onc-iki.nl fr cent, on I'Ntcr Ov.-i-vi:'ii. Suits. I'ants. I'lKl.TAvcar. in fact fV-yihniK in the Cltiiin in the r'..thui'' ami Kuinihiiiff Line, fro to 3D. Gh -A. 1ST S IMI Jl. 2T , largest CIihm. latter ard Furnih II IS Eltv."Jth t.. UM , PA tar Closed at l'. m. except Saturdays and 5jctwccn the hth atid 15th of each mouth. - St. R. ltXT.l'iin. tcVr4 ihriH is a. cleanliness ajndivg izj wnrVklW 1 1" is c solid cake 'cfscouring so&p Try i H n yc urn exb ho us e-cleon i n g e,nd b z happ ILookiii cvjt ovor tho many homes cf tbi3 lur.iLry, wo ooe tha.aiiscl3 Of women wecrirg away tliair lives ia house-Jack' drutiory that ni&it Tx materially lessened by the use of ft fc;w caks of GAP0I.I0. If s liour is gav-jtl o c h time u cake is used, if 0110 lana wrinklo c.athor styiA tho face bi?eaust the toil is lightened, sho nius'i, be a foolish woicia who would hesitate to make the experiment, and ho a churlish husband -who would grudyt the few cents which it cost - OILS! OILS! Tho St;inlaii Oil fomp.-uiy, of Pittsburr, Pa., make a specialty of manufacturing for the (iomes tic trade the finest brands of Elusloatins and Ltfbricaiins Oils, Naphtha and Gasoline That can be DDE FROM PETROLEUM. "We challenge comparison with every known product of petrol eum. If you wish the most Hrt : Uaifonnly : Satisfactory : Cils in. the market ask for ours. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, flTTSBUIlG. PA. oetls-e'-i-r. JOB:: PRINTING. mi: Fin-:: max Printing Office l the place to Bet your JOB PRINTING Promptly and satisfactorily --cu?e1 W Will meet th pric" of all: honornoie eotnpetiori. We doo't lo any but firt-C's wo k nl want a livioit prict for it. ViUiFast Presses at New Type We an prprrfl to turn out J.r Puntuiij oi wy rttscriptioo In ttm FINEST , STYLE ami at th vr test Cast Prices. KotfHbg out triH best tmttiriai i u-. n m o oar work -p-nks tor Itsi-if (Vfurt-pr pared to print on tie li..(t. not iff rMKKS. rKOURAMMES. Bcwnkhs aiiiw I'ao Hill Ihtwm MORTBLY STATKMf.NTS ENVELOCCJi LiULS. ( IKCULAHe, tymso ANU VlblTINO rARUS" 'HKCKlS .VoTK DfltAFT. nr.'r.iPT ItOND vokk Lett Kit ani Notk Head, and Hoi and Pamty I.svrTATto.NS Etc Waean print anytMnif from Hp .iuhii. and n atev Vie'tin cr i to th.- Uur.) Foster on short norir it i n- mokt Reasonable Rates. The Cambrii FreHmn, EHEN'SRUnO PF.NN'A. 'I hi A. T T O N fcnd luslronifut.H, Suare and Bilhs Drum. Pie. rln. CttriAn.1., Cvmti.l. tnl .11 lntrutnt p " - wwr. nmm r. . irro a aoa. a wmiu, km, h.v tg JOU! r. bTBAITOX A hOS, 4344 WalkerHt. KCrT YORK. tm.rl ud Wboi.1. D..Urt IB .l.ln4.of MUSICAL MERCHANDISE, V.. M, Cultara. Banjos, Accerdeona, Harmon cat, 4c, all kind of Strlne. etc., etc. ou nred Job p in . Df It eo, Klve the T t ( 1 inn Til iT. i : Llliin 1 6ood revenue! Si CURIE Bick Tludache and relieve all tho trouble Incf i3rt to a 1-iiioun state of tha system, such MM lstzziurxn, Nausea. Prowl neiia. XilxtreM attar erjutii l ain ia tue Sido. o. While their moat raoiarUahia aucceea haa been ahowu iu cuiifig a Uraarhe. yt Curter'a IJttlo Z.lver TO! aiW ec.nllT v:i!uahloinConatlpaiiu.curinf(aud pre ektiiig tulnnoylnocotupliut.l'.il they alao con-cct ait disorder! or theatookacuAtiroulatetha l ,raudreguito the bowel, bin ii the y only cased Actio thprtrould bo alio (Mtfntfiusn to fhoeawba ax'i.'r from t!iU!i.Mtn'Ssingcrfuiaint; butforta-to-vtoly their poo.tn.edi- coieud h.:re,aTid thoea rooncotry them will hud ISiea iittle pi 11a Tain. ti Ac in no many irnya that Ihfy wvll uot be wil jtiij; tod. without them. But aiter aUaick hea4 la the bnno of jo nwny lire that here la whsra we ..z'r.e our grnr t hocst. Our piUacure it whila C .n'.-r's i.'ttla liv.T Tilljaro rery small an4 vry '. o t iho. Cue or two villa majiea dose. :. v a:,. :,?r;ci!y vcnetalila and d.i tut Krlpe or T.;r", it 1 7 t-'ioir patla action ploaueall who . - tl. l:i v. .i't jlc-.-nts ; live for tl. Sold .- C. :.,.nz ev-irvhfro, c: s. ct l.y mxiL VrTCl? VESIOtNECO., New York. ' ri". SMALL DOSE. SMALLPRICE juul-ilil ly NK WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE cENf?lki EN THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY It U a wanilema nbo. wltb no ivkiw wax thread to hurt the fori; made of the bet fine rah, stylish and eay, said 6eoate ire make mwv aors of this ffrade tn n rthrr manufacturer, Iteuuala tl I nil- iilhifitlnit f mm Jt.oO to av.j. CC 00 i-anlnr llaod-eewrd, tit fl nest ealf m bo.-fr offtrrd for vio; e.uals reach tmportrd sti.MM wblrb cot Iran aa.i to u 00. 429. uo ,(iiil-rwr4 Welt hmm. Una calf. styliaii. comfortuble and durable. T be best sboe fwr otTre4 at tbls price ; name g-rada aa cua tom miule slioae costing from t tM to aiTiM. CO 00 Pollr Mniri Karmers. Kallroail Men e'a'e and Letter C'arrirni all weertbeoi; One calf, aramlrm, amooia Innlde bcary thre aulea. axiaa. sion edge, one alr will wear a year. CO SO fine rajfi no better fh'e ew offered at tbls piiee: one trial will eonTtooa Lboea who want a shoe for comfort anrl service. CO U.'i and 8-j.OO U orklacnian'a sboe feSie are ery etron and diiraole. Tboea wbo (! n ihrni a trial will wnr on other make, n V C ' ei.OO and 91.7 ftrhool sAore are) aw U J O wuru by the boysevery where; theyaeU I I I'll (UCW "in. II I, I 111 IUITTHIDK Hin MlOW, rri ioo S3. Ilaaal.newr4 shoe, beet eHU ICO lAme-iala. eervatyllsb: eaualifraaola Ltriported ehoee roetiu from 4t.ni to f,.n l.adien' '4.3U, .uu and f1.7.1 anoe) tor Hissee are the beet fine Liona-ola. Htylinb and durable. Caution. ee tbat W. L. Coualaa' nam aaJ prioe are stamped on the bottom of each ahoa. ITTtKE NO PrBiTITrTi:jr Inauton loral adTrrtls.1 uraJnrs aiipplylun too. W. l UOL'ULASI. BrcktB.MaaChoUby C. T. ROBERTS, Aarrnt. Kftrndmrc, I'm. TOlVEAKrVlEM Sun. rlnn Ir.'iii il.e n-cti ot outhlul nr. rr. ear ly dcrav wa'iine .mm . lot iuiih.HKl. eie . I e III teri.l a valunble ire:ttl'e (-esle t ) e.intalnlnic full pitri loucir- t'.r hiuie cure F liK of chance. A .lem!l.l uiedo-e work, should be read oyer r ...n wt o t nervu and debilitated. Addraai Pref. V. V. lUWUH, NoodH, einsi Fire Insurance Apcy 'V. AV. DICK. General lrsurar.ee Agent EHEltABURO. PA, CANCER and lumors CtKXJ oo fciilfa tmAt m lira. tiaTjaar skUr l'o. l tint tt.. riirtnaau. r t CARTER'S HlVER j PILLS. 5ii HE Ay) ACHE A FOOLISH SAflNG. The world owe. iu' a liinr." 1 hcur oini' people sy; Ut:t I tiiink 'tis very foolish To silt ia such u way. And I'd lil.' U ask the reason, Forsooth, ho it can be. The woi'Ul .should owe a living To -it!n r you or mvi "Tis a very silly sjyinp, Aul oijiy those who hhirk Would expect to rct a liviuj.' Kri.m oilier people' vork. And I'd rcu'.ly like to a.-k th. Tor It puzzles me u: yet Just liov. the world has happened To j;ci U.to their debt 11 they do tlioir li;rc of lalxir, TUry ni.iy claim ll:eir .share of 'ao. But ar'.mo are out of favor, lu this busy hive of be. s. And I'd like to t !1 them plainly (Though no ot'ense is meant; That our bu.-iliiu? world 1 honest, And ov s iuii a cent! lo.-l.--ii V. Chirk, lu Oolden Days. AX UNLUCKY KICK. Jow a Soldier Lost Hid Foot in Battle. Ilia Irresistible Impulse to Stop a "Speut" Cvuauu Hall A Maioieil Veteran lVho 11a Never Applied for m 1'eaaliMi. It was a cold day, Imt the colonel was comfortable iu tnitid and body, liusincss had gone wt-11 with l.im. lie had had a pood breakfast. He was luakinp a trial trip in a new overcoat, which was as weii suited to blustery weather as any hp had ever worn. As he stfKKl at the romer waiting for the car he was at tirst amused and then in terested iu the movements of a man who wore no overcoat, who had only one foot, and -who was making Wlieve that he was not cold. Th:: colonel finally said: "Yon seem rather shivery, my friend." Quick as a Hash came the rei-ly: "I am. J have no mre Mood tliaa a tfmiw, but there are worse things tti;.n shivering around vvaitiuy i'or u job. and I ant not as cold as 1 look. 1 una not as ray as a lark, but I .tin happier than a fellow w U has the urrip "' "What ar.- yiu standing-here for in 'to cold? Why don't yon ;'. home and .t by the tire awhile'.' A tuuu who has a more bloo.t than a rixsrt tu;rht not i be takin;r such ri ks." The cmlonel i led l.umorv'.lly as he said this, dtlii. sniiti- was iinswrn'il by one t as ;j'i.k1 liutr.ored on the face of itlw-r. "1 have un object." he aI. "Ilo yoii .see that lUe f coal? I a lurliiry abiut to jfet a job to carry . in. Tin l.nly of the honv is not at 10 :ie. but uhi-il she co:nes I know I will -l tlio j i!. .1k knows me. She knows I u'u ail i-iat. She knows I am a ,,'oo.i dual lietter fellow than 1 look to Im-." "ltor.s slie know Ilovv V"J lot yonr foot'.'" The whole tittitnd.' and apin-aran :e of the m ai eo w -il ia an instant, and Ii said t ili'v ;:tid sonsewhat resont-fitll;-: "Nn, linyou'.'" A-uin that airtn.ed and interestel lo.k came over the colonel's face. aDd he said, stuilinjj.r: 4N. I don't know. How did you lose your foot?" "In an accident," said the man. "In an accident in which I jfot only what I deserved. I was foolhardy ami f'Kl ish and well, I Ijst my foot, and that is all there is ti it"" "liidn't lose it in a football frumc, 11 1 you?"' The man chuckled and shook nis head. "You weren't run over by a .tr -et car?" Another snake of the Lead. '-ilidu't have it torn olT by machinery? " "Not exact ;y." said the '..tin. "Were you iu the army?" A rrav. alilrinative inclination of the :iea 1. "JliJ you lose yotii foot while. i-o:t tver.j io the army?" Another dI "lid you h:tve it sliot olf.' "Not, no. well. no. No, I can't say that J l.d. It wa :t narrow escape, though." "Well, I don't supp se there was any lin ; to '. e aslut'.n.rd oi'. was there?" i'ii r ! n d a'c?l this wiiii so tie iitt-).tlic:i.-". in'. !riiiptly came the reply: "O'.i. v:.. t'l T.' was. I w.is ashaiii ?d of ; ! a:n ashamed of it. I am so -shamed of it that I never t.-llthe ' y. 'J'hat is where you missed it. '. ii re ii. v.'r was a fellow more iia::i"d of :::iyl kin;,' than I am of the way i !":.t ihat f.ot. I oil : ever : e; th '::-o:! it '.v.is this way. I i 1 Jim cannon l.uil i'o!li;tr aloni; d. wh.i-lin-raiid boup.eitipr and harmless as a toy balUH-n? i-1 you ever want to kick lookii:, a I .' vou l:.l. it?" A ieer li.ht came into the co'iinel's eyes and he molded and .s iled. "Well, I 11 i. -t you sixteen cents you didn't. I'll o you half a dol lar you didn't, lint that's what's tho r .iilter with me. I was n j"mm1 soldier. 1 was proud of oeiaif a pri mkI soldier. 1 Ivid done .io.I service. I was never iu t ic rear in t.m- of battle. I was not a at man and I knew I was n.rt. but 1 i 1 my duty and I took threat satisfae : ..n in !.in;- it. I hml -.Teat luck, too ! -canse I was not sick; I had not liver, i i th.? hospital; I was never in the t; .i ird house and the boys cotinted n j one of the jolly men of the coinjwtny. bat in tine threat battle it was a l it; frrht. I tell you there was a terrific :iuiuadin' and our division was andiiifr in line of battle waiting- for the whirlwind to strike us. There was ;t tremendous racket ami confusion on our riyht. but we had little to do ex cept to .stand and watch the scared rabbits Htid other animals as they rushed blindly pclliucll across onr front, but every few minutes shells would burst near us or lanre cannon balls would coine rolling oblique ly from the left front. One of theso tolled almost along- our line. We could s.-e it coming saw it ImiuiiiI up ten or twelve feet when it si ruck a rock or log, th.-n come whirl ing a!on toward us. It was almost as la rye as a football, and in motion fs.'euied as smooth :.ml olisied as fin ished steel. It had ueer effect on all the uicn. I saw a dozen et ready to stop it with their feet. I heard the captain shoot for thctti to let the thiny alone, but it fascinated me. The idea ca ne into my mind that I could Stop it easily, and that I must. So in sn te of all shouts and commands I put uiv loot out t it a little kick and 1 had a foot, or rather I bud one foot lens. "I had a good deal of time to think it over, and I came to the conclusion I was the blamedest fool in the corps. They wanted me to go home. They wanted me to take a discharge. I wouldn't do it. I couldn't afford to, you see, mi mI began to yet about ncrnin the colonel took pity on me and i-ut in me in the tiuartertnaster's de- , pariment, and then when I was spry J cnoiifrh to look after thinp 1 -tter he : litvl me detailed to 1-tok after his horse and keep thiu-rs in order in his tent, . nnd in the course of the next year or j two 1 ijot t n SLe a troixl deal of lighting, even if I was minus a f-xit. "I didn't make a pretty picture riding- a horse, but I rode a horse a good deal. The boy.s laughed at me when ever they -saw me. They couldn't tret used to the foot, that wasn't there, you know. They couldn't get used to that st u in ix They said a fellow thai had only one foot ought not to rtd- a horse. I'ut there was a time when the lmys cheered tne, and you may know when they cheired a Wooden-legged man on hor.sel-ack that there was something to cheer for. It was this way: The regi ment was haviug a hot time and about half the boys were down and the colonel hail lost his hor.se and was on foot and swearing mad about it, when I concluded I'd take him another horse. I jumped on with out thinking much alxjut style, you kuow, and 1 started into that hornet's nest and the devil was to pay general ly. I had to Cght for the horse: I had to fight to yet to the colonel, but 1 got there. I jumped olT and he got on ami the boys rallied round him like a Uock of partridyes nnd we all got out. Not much style about it, you see. but the boys cheered tue. "The thing has lieen a great Wither to me ever since the war. There are a -reat many thinjrs that I could have done well if 1 had had two legs or two feet that 1 couldn't do with only one foot. 1'eople don't like to have yon stumping around and making a noise. It is very troublesome, they sa . for a man with a stump foot to go upstairs and dov.ti. and a fellow may try as hard as he pleases to step easy and he can't. it is stump, stuino. stnmji. stump, and jieople don't like it. It isn't business, you know, so 1 haven't had any great success in life, but I have yot alony Itetter than if I had b. niched a live wire. 'Then 1 have the etisscdest d reams you ever heard of. (.'aiinoii balls bany at me from every direction, louiie over me or scoot under thu rcl; knock olT it ley or an arm. and keep me busy dody iny. and occasionally a big forty pound er knocks me out of Led and I wake up o:i the rt'ir. lint this isn't as bad as the j;.;..i-jams. "'1 he great trouble came when I v -nt home. I wouldn't yo ba-U 1. the old TieighlMrhiMMl. I wan very sensi tive on the tpicstion of losing that foot. I t-r.uie west, ai.d fora gol many j. cars had pretty good luck. Of course, i am down now. but I'll lie up again that is to sny if I Oon't yet the yrippc. 1 am not as tronyas I was and am not us -!i:pis-r as a bird, but I'm none of y our gi-L.-llLlers." Why don't 3'ou apply fora peusioa?" .she 1 tile colonel. "(Ireat Scott, ask for a jn-nsioo on that fool: ask my captain to testify as to how I lost it: ask the 1 oys to Sell tin story of what they saw that mornniy? Wouldn't do it for all the money .lay tioiiM ever had. No sir. no m-iis'khi for me. I've to. d lies about that foot for twer.ty-tive yeats. '1 he general im pression is that 1 lost it in some sneak ing. undi'rhand.Ml way, and that I don't care to talk alxiut it. You see if i bad sUo.l still and I t that blamed cannon bull str.k" me it would have l-en al. r ylit lint I didn't do that. I met the 'ling half way. I was like the nioukey ih::t put Ins tail ill th snappin r t i.rtle'.s mouth. 1 did a fool thiuy, and I got my reward iu about half a second. " "Didn't you ever have trouble with the lame leg? Ikiu't you have trouble now?" "Always have had, always will have. It gives me enough trouble to keep tne from lieiny lonesome. livery once iu awhile there is a sharp pi.it; in 'he big toe that isn't there, .you know. Now, what in the nation can a fellow do with a big toe that he can't get at, but her'. onies Lniy and I w ill now put i' t'leco.il." And as the colonel t timet', iv.ay the on. Ooted man sto.nl st raigiii Tld at att'-nt'oii and gave th ..:lu'e. "he colonel returne I the saint.-, to it; at a irl:i!iee the number of tie- i. mse rl the lady who In 1 stopjie 1 in t:i!; i his new aeUaintau-e and passed ii. 1 liter leeiui. A DEAF AND DUMB BARBER. C ontrary to r xpeet itii.n. Mr lli.l Not I'rove :& Siirriss. Impelled by the great outcry a-raiic t locjuaoio u s Im rbcrs. a St. Louis barber recently hin d ail -af and ditniii asist ant. Hut the scheme didn't work. "Though the man was an excellent workman," says the barber, "in les.s than a week he found his razor almost aa inactive as hi:i tongue. lie had evi dently been ( hrotiyli the same experi ence in other cities, for he very phil osophically offered to work at less than scale wage;, and did so. 1 kept him about three months, and then cropped him, for no fault except that he could not work up a regular patrons trade. When all other chairs were ocetipi -d some one would go to him. ami he picked up considerable outsiders busi ness. But the way every-day custom ers left the chuir for others convinced me that the average man expects to In entertained while being shaved, nnd kicks when he isn't. I).-af mutes seem to make excellent baseball players, but are not phenomenal successes in bar ber shops." Chicago Journal. The Pin Jut Suite-:! Htm. The other day a young in in of 'Wil lows. Cab, entered a jeweler's sto-e and informed the proprietor that his occupation was that of a enrpent r. and he desired to get a Imsom pin em blematic of his profession. The oblig ing jeweler looited orer his stock, aud iinding nothing else, showed him a very fine Masonic piu. The young nu.i looked ut th-: p'ti urcfully. "Yes." said he, "there"., the ompassand sfiiare. I use both of t iK-ie. L'Ut why didn't they put ;irv in.' i;'s orst-rate as far as it . Hello! there's ii there. What uocs that slaud for?" He studied it carefully for a moment, and :t bright idea struck him. He Hushed up as if he had made a disc-.-v-ry. "I have it," he said; "it's lII . i ;ht. (I stands for gimlet cotiii.-i.-s. s i!i -re and g mlct. That w ill do. I vil take it." Jeweler' Wceklv. Not Had For a Child. Her Sister's Intended "Minnie, if you'll come aud b.t on my knee I'll give jou a uice present" Minnie (aged five) 1th. that what made you give thither a dininond w ing?'"-Jewelers' Weekly. THAT OLD DKKSS. What It Did for Its Self-Sacrificing Wearer. Mrs. Landgon had sent out cards cf invitation to her "dear live hundred" friends for a grand ball at her elegant residence on I'ilth avenue, in honor of the entrance of her twin daughters into society. They had just been graduated at some fashionable "linishing ofF" estab lishment, a:id their debut was intended to Ik- a very magnificent affair. Mrs. (ire gory, husband and daugh ters, were oil the invited list. As the former and two latter sat in their par lor, looking at the elegant cards, w ith the interest. ng subject under deep dis cussion, they were broken in upon by the entrance of Mr. tJrcgory, who looked h:o-a.ssed auil weary. lapa!" cried Lena, the elder daugh ter, ''see our invitations U Mrs. Lang doii's great ball," showing him tlia cards she held in her hamL "And there is the loveliest silk at Stewart's that I w ant to wear. Can 1 go and or der it to-morrow?"' she pleaded, laying her white liar.il, flashing with jewel, on his arm. and looking up into his face. "Haven t you any dresses to wear?" he asked, somewhat moodily. "I'lenty of old ones, which have al ready i-een worn, and will not answer for tills part.cular event," she returnecL "How much will it cost?'"Mr. tireg ry asked. "Oh. ixrhaps a hundred and fifty." said Lena, carelessly, with as little i.lea of tho value of uiouey aa uulledged bird. ller father groaned and said some thing about "foolish extravagance," l he u, drawing out his pocket book, slowly counted out the required sum and iai I it on the table. "How much do you want, IJertha?' he askeih turning towards her. I don't think I want any, papa. I have a oretty dress, winch will answer very nicely," she replicL "You're a sensible girl, and the man that gets you for a wife will have some one to help him keep his lieu t altove water. If the pressure on the money market lasts much longer, v.-.th tlii-v lU'IDilinls to nii'i't, I shi.lls.ioll be a dead bankrupt," said Mr. "regory. as be lelt the room. 'What is the trouble with r.r.rin? hat d'cs make hint talk s .loieftil.e when he is uskod .or a Lit ic money?' said Lena. "Anyone would think hi ve as a poor man." "It isoncoi his money-nervous spells: he is always so aim il hi. business af fairs won't come out jus', so . ,t ra.gh: ; then it is economy, and retrenchment, or everything wi.l drill to bank r-tpley. That i.. the way business men alv.ay:, talk., till it has lieeome tuite an 1 1 story witii ine," said ilrs. t' regory, drawing a breath i i relief. "I don't think pupa is trying to frighten lis xt all," said Ilert'.ia. "1 thin!: his business docs really perplex hint. I've noticed for a wceU that he hasliNikel pale and careworn and he said I ut liitie." "Was that the reason 3ou didn't want a new ball dress?" a.sked L -niL Yes. I'd rather wear an old one than place papa to the expense of a liewoiie now, while money is so hard to raise," replied I'ertha- "I'ray inform us how you came to know so much alxuit monetary affairs, my daughter." said Mrs. 'regory. "I heard pa;1:: an 1 Mr. Ain ley talk ing al. out business when he was here the other evening, and lie said it was almost an impossib .l:ty to get any money at a:l nou." .-.aid I'ertha. "Well, you are a little iroosy; if you will go to the grandest ball of the sea son iu an old made-over ba.l dre-.s. you can do so. And when you see the vic tory which may, perhaps. In- won over a certain gentleman by your elder sis ter"s more i-tyli.h toilet, you will re gret your decision in favor of Man-. Noah's antediluvian costume," said Lena, sneer'.ngiy. "I'm perfectly indifferent to the praise or contempt of the fashionable world, for there is neither heart nor sin-eerily in it. I want no dry goods worshiper for ray future liege lord. So you have the field open and clear to yourself. "Ilertha. what dress have you lo wear? You haven't any that you've not already worn two or three Lines, at least, and I desire my daughters to make as elegant an appearance as any of their friends on this occasion," said Mrs. ti regory. I'm going to have Mine. Leiceister make over my blue gros-grain silk, and you know she is a in .ted genius for re newing worn ball Iressc.; but if. alter it is done, it looks antediluvian and smells musty, I'll do penance -by stay ing at home," said IJertha. "Ifcjjust as you prefer: bull thii-k your father would give you a new one if you wished it." said her mother. Lena purchased the new dress and hail it made up without regard to ex pense, and il was exquisite when done . nd extremely liecoming to the young . lady, who had been congratulating her self on the success she was determined to achieve. Ilerthu's dress came from the niantua aiaker's hands as 1 uuiiful as it could be, and none would ever have sus pected it had alrea ly been thrice worn unless- she had lieen seen with it on. It harmonized admirably with lier fair blonde complexion, forming a vivid contrast to Lena's more brilliant style of personal attractiveness ana bright, orange-colored robe. On the day previous to the bail Clara Ainslcy called, a sister of Hugh Aius ley, who was the fixed central star around which tho feminine luminaries had ambitiously beamed for the la..! two seavius, each fondly hoping to be thw finally favored one. II ut t the secr.-t chagrin of each he still niaint-.iii d the same ijuiet court liness of manner toward tin 1:1 alL lie seemed finite as ii. differ, nt to their heart affairs as he would have lieen to tlr pyramids, of I.'gypt. This was the gentleman Lena was lKV.d'itig :;d her cucrgies to ensnare and bring to her feet before the pres ent s-a rfin clo: -d. Clara was an iutimatc friend of both the girls aud she was invited upstairs to see the dresses, which had just l-een seut home. Their beauty she warmly oxputiated on, but Lcua would not al low her to leave iiutil she had told her of I'or'ba's wonderful tit of economy. The combined eutreaties of all the trio could uot induce Mr. i regory to aeeo-npany th -in to M '-s. Lair.-doii's. IK pleaded a headache and fatigue. This was a cover to the real reason. His business affairs were daily 1-ccoin-ing more entangled by m-'aiis of sev eral heavy failures of parties owing l.iat to a great extent, and all ho could see Ik fore him w as ruiu and dis grace. I!nt be could keep his forelioding- to himself until after the fete was ovet, when, if he found no means of extri cating himself, ho won d make a clean breast of the whole thing lo them. Hugh Ainsl.-y wasi-nite S'ttentive to Miss Lena that l ight, who 1. Miked vi-ry iiice!ily in the gay throng, tir.d his at ctitious wen: received with deep sat isfaction to herself. Nor was the less interested Lertha.whohad laid no siege to him, overlooked. lie ini(iiired at once where her father was, as he had not seen l.'.m there. To her reply that he had resistod ail entreaty to come, from great latiguc. he uttered a prolonged "Ah!" and tell into a reverie. Hugh was thinking of the vague re port he h.:d heard on Wall treet that morning that the commercial house of t i regory . Co. was fast totteiing to ward bankruptcy. The next morning, at an can) n...... Hugh tailed at Mr. I" regory "s com.t-ing-hoiise. and offered to help him through the linancial crisis that was upon him. Mr. tt regory had done the same deed years before for Hugh's father, an 1 he (II ugh ) kimllv pressed the favor baek upon him. which was accepted with te-irs of gratitude in the eyes of the panic-stricken merchant. As Clara and Hugh sat at dinner the next .lay after tho ball, dismissing the C istumcs brought out there, sl.e relat ed what Lena had told her of U -rtha's streak of economy. "Is that so. Clara?" ho asked. "Has she as self-sacrificing as that? Lut she looked as sweet as a rosebud in her otvss, if it hail Ih-cji Worn Hire - times." '1 hen he toid her ill eoi'.!i.le:ice ft the .ti.Voi Mr. tiregory's affairs, and the reason which had probably deterred Ih-rlh-i from the outlay for a new dress. "she is a noble girl. Lira, ami I'm afra,d we couldn't number many like her amongst that gay assembly at Mrs. i.atig.lon's. Surely 'all is not gold that .'Liters.'" A week after this the footman at the jrer rys brought up a card to the rv-irlor for "Miss Lerthu, and the gentle man is waiting lie low in the drawing ro. .ill. " I'ertha glance. 1 at the card, aud saw ""Hugh Amdey" inserib-d thereon. "!i 1 y iti say this was for me, John?" she asked, thinking it must Lave been intended lor Lena. "Yes. lua'aiu. He said "M iss Ilertha, " replied the servant. Lena pouted at this; she had thought he had made a rdstake, and an Jiurry frown cljudcd her fnee as llertlia le scendc.l to the draw ing-riMim. Was it I you wished to see, Mr. Aiusley?" she asked, after siduting hint. , "It was you, yourself. Why? jn-rmit ine to innuire." "1 thougiit it might 1- one of John's blunders, and that sister Lena was the one d -sire i." said I'ertha. "No. Miss Ilertha: it is you with w horn I have special business," he said, at he .same time watching the sudden enlarge ment of her blue eyes when lie said "business. "I'or several years. Miss llertlia, I've lieen searching in the circle of my ac quaintance for a noble, true-hearted '..oman to ask to lteconie my wife. I l ave just Ik-cii fortunate enough to Hud her. and Lave no-.v i ome to ask her if she w ill ln ar my name, aud share .vith in.- icy earthly lot. "I'ertha. will answer mi-: yes?"' ";ive nn- time to think, please; it is so Midden," she stammered, covering her face with her hands to conceal her bl ushes. "You shall have three w hole months to consider the. subject: then I shall demand an tinccr-dili-mal answer" sail Hugh, drawing the hand.- from her face and presdr.g tin m to his iips. In three months their engagement was announced to the gay world. Another three month-, a. id the e-;iV world w as invited to their public wed d.ng in '-h'-ireii. Alter much coaxing. Lena wa. prevailed tiix-ntol I"cr!Li. bridesmaid: but i was a bit ter disap pointment to sta:i.l in that place, in stead of next to the groom. In after years she learned that It.-rtha's "old ball dress" had turned the scale in favor of her. and won Hugh Aiusley. He rean.net that tho daughter who would s.nrili e her ir.vu desires for the sake of le.ssi :i';ig the burden weighing upon the : h. m ::!cr.- of her father could not fail to make a true wife. Uoston Olobe. A il:e;ftw lustice"- .liistll-c A bailie of "las j-ow- wa i ti de l for t iie simpl.city of his niaiinors on the bench. A yout'.i was chary si 1-efor." him with abstracting a handkerchief from a gentleman's pocket- The indictment In-ing read the bailie, addressing the prisoner, remarked: -I hae uae doot ye did the deed, for I had a hantiilerchicf t.t'en oot o" my ain pouch this vert a week." The same magisterial log'ciau was on another occasion seated on the bench, when a case of s.criou. as- ault was brought forward the public prosecutor. Struck '.V iy in to are as not the Hue powerful phraseology (.etinent, the bailie of the proceeded ,:.',: "For this malicious cruir ve lined seveu-and-sixjieuee." The .c .sor re-iiari:ed tiiat the 'ase had . et been prove:. "Then."" said .agi trate, "weil just inak the lte t.hill.ngs " 1 id Kits. Playing ar.I Figures. Few people know the significance of the figures in playing cards. In olden times hearts represented "choirmen" or cccicfeiastics, and the carl5' cards of that suite have a cae whii-h in form rese. aided a heart. The spade was originally a pikchead, typifying the nobility of the sol liery. The art. sans were represented by a stone tile, now known as a diamond. Farmers w ere represantoJ by a trefoil or clover leaf, now called a club. The four k.ngs were originally David. Al-xanler, Caesar and Charlemagne, representing birth, fortitude, piety and wij-Joai. The kuarca w ere cither kni jhts or servants to knights. Chicago Times. -Oh, Vanity! Tom "You si.y you have succeeded iu casting from your mind all feelings of pride?" Juck "Yes, that is the truth, exactly, and I am proud at last to be able to say it " Yank'.-. Mud..-. THE CRiCXET'; SONG. Can Vi.u ti ll iric, t : -jy i riru t. wi.y your son? i .!.n-:i l tu a'.l. Till tiie su l. liroii :'.i . :..-.Kis of a-hrn, Diialv dr .;is a t-riui-ea lm'1 r VTh n th" v.imls nr.- round us, AS-d t'i s.e:-i.i i .'i-iv.i- : u.-:ir. All. M. t-.-t.-r I-i'.Si y e, c: l, Vi'.:i your 'x,'!!.- r un! sh.-cr:" When the (.'oi l i f i i -r-.l-i : tiiitiers ) i ih fr y n l- .?.! : :.' nt. TU. u-..i i v.-ui-h i - i- 7 .- .- -ir:i.-r. Yi t y ! i ! -V r v . ..... .j it. Ill tin- .1 .-. i.';-.V :.t r :- l 1 .11 I. -Ss, N tt i i e;i l:-.-i.i ;. : v.-.- lu-ur, Aud 1 .. :.i .- Cl...-r-.-i, -i.-'iu: W'lTli i l ' iieiT Up'. cH-.-ct :" Know y. ii. lirtls ci" 1. ".! rctn-. ir :. i :. 1 i i 'I II Ii - -. i I. WLc i .'i" v.nv is i i t.i ..ill :-no-'y. All.l 111 : ; i - : a 1 .l i'.. :l.l? liou It l!IT , a l.e- Ti-.t-l sii.Ili. ss I !iM e .:..:: ' J :a. .- l.'-r.. V.'h.-n I m in il I is .1 i With r..y -.ii.-." up. isi.-i i-:-' Mill.- it i.. to Iti.i s-.v. el"t Ail t :o . . ri; u.. 1 tin v. u o l-.v.en; Ne-.-l ii ki i 1 v. i -1 1 . ... it- v..: io. Tii-'iicii t'jc ;-.vi-r he ThiT ar- i.i.-.!.- l.i.-i.r: i i s:i:..:r;hl, All t'.i jiii i i. r Tie v i : Let i:i": e Li 1 Hi- v. irerv ! ;n-r With hiy -t;.n ii-. t ..-or:' tje-n: ' ' p. r. in S. H. Tituca. TIIE OLD SKTTLLU. He Was Not Euro About tho Story of Willi. -.m Tell. Itot He Hi.l l-.no-.v .f 'i .in.' V o-Klfrfo' Sliotl l;i:- b.- !! ijl.l.iP .!lllUl, W ho Won tii. llrl.l,' iii:i Hi. tun. Ilran'pop. what ! you s".o e my teacher says?" sail li'.ti- li a. lie cattle icii.ie from s.".;ovil day, .n gr -at o f t in.-rd. "Shouhlil't .'. oviii fblit w": . .i: s!:.- s-, y, tl'.'t sh. v. tint 's-'.i e '' c'l. ' s.-l. more on t'i.e.i -.s !:;. "t i --i ' '. n tich th'T 'cetehe-y" so ei i v.: i- :::'.-'' U-gir.s t . r'l. ' -:.-!.' I -! ii. . set tler. liI:', i;- , ,-,-i r Li - ' :. -L-s Tlrs ii ! . . f 1.1 . . I., ii. ' ' w. . soiii.-i. ! i.'i e-.i ' pi i--; --,' . ; .- -. !'. . tor het.n.i L'H Sinun -n !r i p-lll' I oil t he V. ..V !l.en.- f.-i i : . had tried '.he ice by f iMv i i !.. stones on it. ; oil fort'-i i: :. :ir... sounl for s!.;.: i:ig. "i-r.... r. i V!--;r had l f'iilll t-i .'eel ! !i iv.; that lie wa, i'o.-ig I ! 'lg I . li. I ' 11.'' to.lhaciie and tii - e;:r;-che bv n. .f mornin r. the .v;-v i f ". an! i . . mad ep Irs mind I t ' ! ! -taol h.-r t hat lie . i. . ::'.riil ". i:'i. a! I have t . - ii-y !' ' f -i ftio .i. the stove -.'.: !i ; i I . . i a. i.i ! : , . : : -. 1 1 1 - -1 in his ear and toot'i u t. I Le ;; ' -u. - a course of !-.".-..; .: 1,1 -.!.' i '. Old .-'ett -r !k. 1 T-.. ;' I or , i. - e-- ca el - as ti.ei!. ;-.-iii;.'i i i ..-.-. r. :i f. if not .;1 -. in .-in-.-. Loin :.a h eer after - e'l- ' "-.v. nt i..." i ! .-'ett ler's li'.-e ei n-led 1" V ' I ! s :e t ion '.'.'.'is such a !. M.is!:i"' ' t ! : ;. v.-, that 1'eleg n gr. t f.i'iy : ;:iie i i'ii.-.; t-i lis toothache ar.-.l ,;e e: . i i s.ii'ie more iii e-iii . i ... i i. n I'.igi t oiVer for tli -ir rea ; -a- :-i "An' jtist h.n-l: lo ".'.;t 1 . ;:. -oioiy!' said the old ,-.-ttl--r. b. P.-Se-; re-i-nri r.-'l si.t"-ieieiit'.y to s;.. i:". , ". h in hiin-- lf. "The ncx' time thai 1k:!i;.' yonr n gets to .chin' you'iv j.'.inte. inog right along o me to the doctor's, "n lie'n g. .'niter yank it outi" This lather darkened l leg's future in re-yard to the symptoms he w :v afraid would reapjve-.r. but su.Metily rec ll-e--ti;ig that tiiere wasn't a:i. t'ling 1 hey e 1 ;...:.:. ..'.it :' iti .fear ache, he ar-".. e:i..y in 1 is mini a -rain. an ". sii.iii:ir at i.e. r, sa i.i: " . '.'ran'iM'p, tii.it w asn't vi.at l!ie teacher said! What .'a. y..ui s j-.. e it WHS;'" "Saaii. in" "bout iiat r.il hist ry, I "sp.'t't!" gro.vi-'d the i:Jd Settler. ' If It w.-re. Leh-g. jist t 1! me v. "at -h said "'tout ii. "n" I'll -.n- .ty it I'.-r ;. ' :i' set y' rigid." "'T'.vicii'! about natnta! history, grau'pop." .aiil I'ei.-g. 'it ivn . a . out history, though, and s-ir.a-t iiing y-e'.i and erv bo.13' else has al.vavs m-- li.-.Ml." "Not if it's Lii.t'r... b'gosii." cx claiii'ed the lid Seltl r. '"limine facts. Sonny, "n" I'ii take" cm in. I 1 1 ; d. u at ine t i sc. ,i!k r hi ei'i vi ' V.'.-ll. it' .all ah ii,t V. i!!i.. i; T.-il aud the ajii le. iT.ii.'poii." sai l I'cleg. 'I h - Old elt!. ioohe.l at !'. i -: f..r a time v. ith n pn..le 1 e.pi-e . .ion . :i hi;, lac- and then sat 1: 'I ri-iaeiij ci a faui'ly by the l ame o 1 V-ll lh"t iiset.v live on Mcl-.;iigl-run, in the .-.ug..r :w amp li.-.-s; rii '. but. b"gosh! they iicv-t had no sn-pie.-! Tliey eouidirt rnis..- i- i! 1 goos.--licrin-'s on that i L arin' " their't.. let a". me ap-ies. '-.' all the .s'iie wild gooseberries wants is the tep m' a stun wall."' He never iived in the Mi"r.r mp district, yran'ji p." sail i'ei.g. li -lived iu Switzerland. r 1 alv.ay til-night he did. but l.i.V lo.ieher say - he never lived any wh-.Ti. j." "Kind o boar led "roan I. h.ii, iil.c ;i decstric' school m.-trni .'"" No,' said IVI.-g. "iie".- a in t'l. th.e teacher --ays. Ym Kimu -. La" n :-iyt!i is, yra:i"op? You r -e.j.' !i!ier t. l.ing me al-out your killing a b- o tiia had two heads aud only one eye'." "Y-c-c-s. sonny, ..ei-ni- i,i in.- I do," said the did SettLr. "Yes. Twer; jist at the f. tot o" Squawko hill "ii ine "n Lippy Cotikright -" "Th-it was the i)ne." said l-h-g. in terrupting hii grand fat ii -r. --W.eil, 1 was telling Hill Simuien . ah-nt it y tenia;.-, aud Liil said he'd bet a cooky that the bear was a myth." '"He did, liay?" said the Oi l s-ttler. with a sneer. "Wull. if ti o" them myths stands live foot high, v illi a head on each shoulder, au" one I i .. ylarin eyt. stuck liihl betwixt "cm' then that b'ar were a n-ylh, "n" a duisj good spec'mcnt o" one at th-it!" "Well. I asked the teacher what a myth was, gran'pop." ;.; . i I, leg. and sue said it w something t'mt w asn't so." The Old Settler sat ga.ifg over Ir? scctacles at IVleg f.n- so:n time v. ith outav.otiL Fehg I ci ame uneasy, ;:.i la last started iu t lead the t oavcr.-a'.i' back to the original subject "'The way 1 always :.card il," he said. 'William Tell lived ia Switzcrlaud, anrt "tiddication is a good thiuy," re marked the Old Settler, i'ietly, thut ting I'cleg off, "It's a goo 1 thing, an paj consid'able taxes hiriu' schtxil mai'uis to give 1 lie young idee p ints in pellin 'n writ in, "u figgeriu', "u' joy gerfy, n' so on "u o forlh, et celt ry. Hut w"en it coidcs to givia tho young iJee p'iuts th t makes its poor ol' grau paps ttut to be p"w aricators o' th- 1 ruth "n'sl-vct's ou'..u tli'J e..iv o' Is. i , ii' tiggers in nut nil hist" ry, then it striijes me j oty hard tht el licat ion is biti..' off more'n it kin ctiaw, 'n' it'll ie ar from tne, b'gosh. at the nex town me. ;ir!" Tin- ld Settler breath"d harl for av.h.ie, and l'eh-g reuia iird sil nt. busying hiuis.;lf meanwhi! i" a s y e fori to inveigh the '-at into one oi li s "ran Katiier'.s boots, which l:i in ar the L -arth. He might have mice d -J, bill tiie i i 1 Settler drew I'eleg's sitte.. tion uway by resuming the conversa tion. So this here William Tell were c two healed b'ar with only one eye too. Wen- he?" sai 1 he. IVh-g wiiii! 1 have liked to In ugh. bv the tilJ Set'icr looked so oi,.-i.-seri'-iis that Ids grandson re .'.ia i d n. mirth, aud re!at.-d to his gra.c: a'.li r Ihe -lory of William T--11. When l' 1 ; told !io.V T.ll shot the appl fr. in h. boy's h-ad the Old Settler e.-iis wo.-.:- ' up to the highe -t pit- h, mi l ': .'.il'it'J his ha -id on his knee and exclaimed: I "Ih-.'ly buy. William! what n chap ! he'd "a" 1.,-en at some o them ol' Su gar ! Sv.a i.p'-'-oot u' malchesi He'd "a' w, . cv rv .luiii turicey. "Yes, gr-iii'ixip." said l'l-h-g. bu: Wtdiam Tell ain't so! There ii.-i.. was sic h "i man, nor .such :: tyrant, my L-:;.-h-r saw" -V'. u'.l. I d'no, I'eleg," sai l the (dd l et tier. "That's powerful g.. ! ithoot'i,." ::in:"s so. 'n" m.-b'.e it's st r.-t h -la li:t ! j Lu. il dnn'l seem Lime tii't any.... ;. I coai.'. go 'n' miike rp ..l"'i n yarn ! T'.iJ- otiten the hull cloth. I don't j Jio-.v they it'd Lev the face to do it yer Teii.!i-r s-iys 1h't t! -r liain't j Ira'i! i.i 1 hi . her story 'bout W iil j Tel:, it'.', be j " li's'e her. b'gos!i. 1 t isi l.-l!,:i:ir .1.i:t, n I:t.t v II d ' 'j." i '..:,- p .;, "n" th li".- il.o-.' ' i La ::'l su! 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'Oi It.-n !..: dlnv 1 'ot 'jihar era.--. !' ' 'liil i'-diphar haul -1 n n v. luin ' 1 av.::'.. .' in vz he !'.: d l.e waik -. '.v.n- ri I'atty. "n j t.ttiu' his uria -ro-;i).i Iter v. ai t boll, re 1. it'., in "n" you, : urc i . guns." L-.- nybo.lv ran to see if l'otiphnr had Lit 1 !e- mark. He ha n't "til.- u. it. He had pinned the gold rie.,-e ir el re to c.lge to the post wi'n the i...,. b a '. cz ni -. 'n' ithclt cz if it had be. di ev in by hand! I di hi t want to smash yer live I diar yvi'J piece with a bullet "iT sp.l it.' '.aid I'utiphar to ol' lhn. ler thoi-t meblte y mowt want to give it t. I'iitty fer a wc.ldiii' )u esci.t.' 'N so V Hen ilid, bio, ot Fatty". Wed I'n" the very Ilex' vet !.-. Li.t j wouldn't s'pri.-c tne a bit, sonny, if iL: scho n.iiarui o your'n .l i-.iv Hit i'iv p'uir 'u' I'atty 'u' ol' IL u '.;' the iiv. i'.oo.ii i' ii 1 piece was ji t t i.na-h ; tw.t-'u.-aded ii'ar w only o-io i y. b'gosh. .'.-. sllO Sils Wil!"..!! l.-ll h' the a;,,le is!" Ld r'.dt. in N. . iii::-. Uovv tn ltd I "t u. I lio.M- h arried ill puiiuistiy and kin-ih-e.i a. :. ii.. i-S tv'l us tiiat t i: :i w g.-asp a. so to htx'ak, l-oticJess h . i I, a l.e'a-1 v Lii ii aptK'ars to i vm-ilie in , .Li' . . :i. a Land v. ith no app.-reat n talitv ii; it. to beware of itsonm r. a:.d tl the. suit and linn to the touch ha .1 i.. only jHisscse-l by an h sn.. ,t r They also assert that a t ' : k. 1 i harel is a sure sign of i-!.. ..!:.' . .1 conceit iu ito o'.vu'T. 'i '.i y t d u that hui:"-'i:sger od, ilonh!c-j i.u.d j r pie cauii. t lie sincere if they ry. .'. -other a'i rity advi.,es: If y a w t to Uuow wlutsort of O p-:" i you ; txaiuiiie our noso i eiv..i!v in i : gla.s.-. i'v ; le of f eare-'s tin . i. i I :!'; the f.iiiy and fr 'v. A'.'. 'i'-i.-r animals b v )', t c- n-.-a -I :li.. a .i -l re e was ft1 k;.ctioH i c i
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