i I Tho Toes liny FJo Trc-ined to Serve 1 1 H Tijt-y Are i . Iitii-f A. .out ..fi'Cllt .14. Vr t vUut uses til ' fHt ! p..t il ivuvifj ;.ro.c L. , ;:t :.t -.:f tt.rir po'.r:-. ; , of tl-u-af iivx I'll" i."t, ;t.- u-i r t'.n- eye. and there is ; t an t .".r.e;.nd f-.xit eaii bo j t .. . e. : i .lit . " : v- it- ;i v. -1 "': Ul. i ti ,i t irm- ol' Alexander, ; I.oi-; t :i.:U'-IX hkh. rat. tho ! ,r- :.ro t-iu.-jLt to draw j i.v. l..' ir i ct. u-i well as , . his is tl'ine :it the ' h- tho Koclv. Wddahs, of .-- 1.I..V. .i- !,. t-.i e.lt ti;. I'lV ..11 .t . :i. s. Ii.i Is.-. : b. iri;: hies can turn their , to j"rnl hut to bail ae , is M'wi.illv true of the CO .: sot Australia, v.iiilc they : re t miuki-rlv h-crtiiie; your attention, with I'. i'i.- :.;:;..-. arc lu:-i!y t iitfaevd c 'iniil't i:'-r -1 ! fr:.-s wi'.h their toes, wllli whhli they pk-'c nil small articles ah uu clej.i atit world with his trim!. in, also, the Hindoo makes his toes wrk at the loom. Usui ,r them in hi . weaving operations v i' li almost a-, much dexterity us he does 1 .is h:: j'ei-.. '1 ho Chinese carpenter wlu-ti he . vX woo.l al'. a- .-. holoS l r-!.tni:3;r a pi -ee ot woo.l ;r .-. hoi. is i' A.th his feet. Ilo also f.:!-i!s a f'!-ir..!-st-mc anil does many thi-r ki.i-1-- of work in the s:.me manner. The Baiiaku tribe, the most famous canocmen on the West African eoa.-t. will impel their li?ht canoe with "Teat velocity ort-r the waves, siml at tin smiii' time use the feet to liail out the Vatertiiat Vi.ip;-ns to be lushed over the sid.-s of the li-Ut craft. If from any cuts.; a Ilaa.ih.: breaks or loses hi. -ars h." thr i-vs his l.-s over the iiiiles of t!ie boat an ! "rn;..-N it almost as fast V ith his feet as he eo. lid with tho pail dles. .M. J)n-.rnet. wh- died in l'ratiee in 1?:. was ' :i . ' !. i.-. ;.i t:is or li:;inls. lie hvA the i-ya of an art -st. and m.t w iihslan.l':: !ii ; ;;r.-;:l mi ,fornuii- jn-t-Jllly stuiiid o.-i.-.;i-:: ;..td e::;iii.i!ed many li'ie j fnhu ti'lis wholly . .eetili d with hi- t- u s . 'I'lie f. it i f i boni-ts II il-crts, the anu s laint-i:i.::i. oi,.-e in tin- employ of li-.-ot-'e ' '.v. were it::!ie to servo 'l ; "o pi i.-o of Ih.lo-rt -i !'.::inil- in '.-t of fie ii: -t i llilii-ilt i.L'h ..-..id i i .1 a e-f e nr.' 1 wii hi . l i ir t iu'i i.s t 'i aver:.-. b ! !i a r:iis a;i 'I'll-- s:.nte I."i!i.-i -:ie. ; -l on t.a cha.i- at. -I i i.nieh pre, in pos.i ssii ler nay r. i 1.1 1 s:ud of William .man . ho ki ;i ' t. A ll ;vi m t -. s- '.f. badilii- I tl:r--w sh-(i-;e s .-iailit: ly ii.i; ti... As to T)-:t: - it m..V 1 : nt-roe.- I sa..:li uul its M.-.: . " (';:-::;...!. -if., if. )."' nliavi d and d:-e...-vd him-.-lii 1 bridled his horse, l.ai'.i'iT-t's and did olln r Mv.il'i'- ti:ins with his :: characb.-r! tie - i:i feet, i.i V.:: I t!i t -;. h l',;..t is ''.',': t!u: Spanish foot i-j :ti, ' enrveil - ih.uih - io - -d - e-'.rresp .i:t"iiti to ii,e .e i -f bciiiif "liiyh in t ho Tin- A-, ,Vs f :s prie-. rbial for its . i s liiu'. a .; t-'i- V- iilll s, . rill. li.l t. .'-. hi is Lir: i:.l an-.i iii". in hei !.- in ' ;'T-'"i-i 'a an i :e . s. , Al t'. I... : it ami Ti. f I .1 :t if the ; i: s ait h I peri'. lied of X l . t S'. .m s. ei;.. . have t,i-I.-, the sik.-i i h-st . eii" to the tifst :i-- all tl.c same ..;--, Kn' ,' joint: K ua: -'o IVe! t.K-S T. UFL Tilrm-tipl : m ::.; it th - I m .- i .- ! Oli TiiE MOON -itiii. t til.- Ilv. I.iu.l. tl.at in .1... i:.. : I 4 r i in . '. ' 1 e e..i-th ::r.,i t!, i!i' no in. -re mt nnntc.y a -w i ,;i:. ao seientists that the. moon tas a !'.:.; : ' in. sphere, and .iaial.i'.-.l. '1 liis tiie. ly :ii .. .:ri-. i ontrovi-rti-ii. !. by i'i -T. Ih.'.ucti at the '.,- up-1: " i. ..r..'t llfmii- on : i . ':-t-.-d. s.- th the '.id ):1. be : bv him aied i el la Mid. his ,-is-n facts hilli- t i I'i.. Jievfe .t"l!li. I s .t :! . -il iV ;t -1 ii'if.n the . t 'loini'aiiis ! the apiicar- J til-esenee of : t I'I. the i.ll' OIH ' i ' it'.ti the tin- theory of m on tenablo. :-h a t!,t.t by a ; ' ii'. p':-- in- i.-, ' :: -s n lion tiie l fiat ;t bu ht uonlil cast an "s tiie ('hieu'ro . ''t.i!.!v Ii i.cl .u - i C- "it ' ! II- .- nbh- t., -Mii'ta.- ot t ii, any t i no. m. intr iii! v nil in ii. i-,, an; a: shadow. St! to-:.; .!.-. If t' e m, vim is itih.-bitod the fact will ertaiiii v Ih- . .i i iverel sooner or ititer, btitt.-ie .esti. n of tin; establishment of eounii'i.iii.-!' -on is still unsolved, al though in the face of the scientitie aehii ri-iiM-i.t , of tiie I.i5t century wo will not pre.', t thai it i., unsolvabie. TO EE A DETECTIVE. Ntcuury CJaallllru-i.nis for Thnt I'ertlon all.iin. A man to lie a roHl detective must tiorn so. lie may acquire much useful Vnoe.-'.edte in connection with the busi ness,, but to be a successful officer from every point of view he must have nat ural ability, says the New York Jour nal, knov. lede of human nature is an important factor hi his make-up. Then ho mu:.t be a pood schemer and have plenty of executive ability. lie mu.-t le able to deceive, and in this re spect his capabilities are little less than those of an ;.i-t..r. A detective, like wine, prows better with a;re and experience. Tiie wider knowIed.ru he has of crim irahs rind t'.ie manner in which they have lM:en cauyht, the more valuable are his tervices. His know !e.bv,. of humun nature is mostly acquired, but his perceptibilities must lc sr.ch by nature that he will hav no trouble in reading- chiracter. Takrt an old-time detective and he will not Ih- l:jntr in tellin;? you the character of a man by merely looking- at him and hearing him talk a few minutes. A mere gdanoe is often Mifltcient. lie has in his mind a larjro rogue's frsillcry of criininah whom he has seen in "his work us a detective, and whom he will never f. r;-;t. They are never loht bhrht of until they are landed behind ".e penitent iary walls, and when they bave ended their terms the authorities 8e notified rtnd are once more on the lookout for them and anv dcnri'dations tliev m iv con mit A food detective Knows Viv iht every well-kn. w-i crorjk in tln country. He has hi.- desc ription and Ids photo graph, and if seen in a crowd acting Mi-nieiuuviy ;it ;iny time, ia a twinkling U la the clutches of tiie law. J reur li-Cnad ia an. The Abb.- l)!i!-n., says that nmnu? tho chief cau's of the ruination of Froneh Canadi.ins are the love of pleasure and dross, intemperance, idleness, deiuoral U ttiou brot:'. :.t ua by the iiolitical tys U tn. and a di like for ajrricull uro, due porhr;-.-, to the tM larire uiiuikr of Jouni.' men indiscriminately trained in th- hig her s;-i.:erc! of studii-s, ana whi I ite- o Lj.rii.jf uu openiu-, beComo -.t.vr jud iiirii ii oti .-;. e. f Atew? hull' . the person with ba.J LlooI who's noS taking Dr. Piorcc's Golden 3Inlifal Discovery. You are bereft of jtulg nuuit an'l p;ool sense if you allow your blooil to g-t out of order, your liver sluttish life ilall, everytbing blue, for you luay soon litnl out that you're in the grave or next to it leeause you ilil liot procure the (I. 31. D. soon enough, an! porno ilreal ilisease, may bo iulhienza or eonsuinption, may be typhoiJ or malarial fever, h"is taken you. Consumption is Lung Scrofula. For Scrofula in its inyria.l forms, and for all Liver, Blood and Lung dis eases, the 4i Discovery " is an un cuaLvl remedy. EverylnVIy, now and then, feels " mn-rlown " "played otit," with no ower to generate vitality, in f.u;t, just too nick to be well. "That's where the right kind of medicine con;es in, and the "Dis covery" docs for a dollar what the doetor wouldn't do for k.ss than five or ten. We claim that nothing like it has been discovered for a blood-purifier. It's guaranteed by the makers. Your money is returned if it dosen't bene fit or cuiv you. K 'l.KV V ! - 1 ' 'H!.K Nil, 1 OK THE Oregon, "lesrfloM County n-l New York Short Kuute Kanrn.til. lu tluri iu 'J1 alter ?Jue:uher !"'. Ii IS ". I V..I m , Cnurih P 1 mi bt . i Mil.. I J3 .C .!T . I'O'oero'Cflfili 7. t -i : i iz. --- - - - " 5 : -r o r C; - -cci -r?-i-DjTTif-r:sicr-J?l :iMmm- - - - r - - - r -. .- r -- S?i i i -. o U Mali ir -r - CO i i n :;.---iji3J , i'ZZZZZH.- ! -. -, k .. --. j lilt-' , rei-iiii T.. - C3 I," f '! ei tx .-ei.t S4u.;;v, ti. :.t,- s -,':.;. . .; ,- i. n-k r-- e "i 't':.!t? Ljl-irraph n t'-i.ie.'.- M..' -.-'- .iu'i t'r:Mi't- t - fl --in. nit- (! ;.. tn'u i . ioa . t "tllit Will X 1 O'f Rt Cer n -.. I'.h J.;l:IH-iell E ;iri --J .i 8 '.'7 ! r i.o.ti-- f.-i-iv.-i-n ri-.-i-n ;oi. ! h. i. i. .tn.t itli . e- n i'e .--1 .it S IS ! lejl'i'i w--t i-! .1 ir.. Al--: l'ii Mil rr.on 9 'M j.,M.ii .' I "n i.n. .ii i i n. . -;- ::ti Mn t'r.i .n t 4 '.M l -r ji"ln i 'let i.i C n.in. : u.i .U.I h.x.rv.- f..r j.i.hii-.-1 -r ' i 'r- .i-iu Kr.'Tn .iiiiit t--' I 're-n'.u No. 4 c.mr.i..-i i:ii M n: :ru-i it 'J .t t-.-.t li.-m (...in e.. . re-t; -M w -t ii .1 . I: ..-1 w a Kx i-ri-f-i itt s -7. y Hi.; - I, r. dl Si i'j. S 6 im:i-i-s : t It I.ol I'r.i'n in 4 VlJ lr-i . i. .lit- nii-t ni I'r.--'.'!!. hii t Al.nl hx,'T. i ft 1: r. in i uiTii.i 4i .-t wl I r-.-?..'n. -in u.i ir.on-C'-niiecl wnti i'lirin K.re-iii i l i: 'I in in i ?i ioi.I mill h xiirn- t it I .(.-rDi-ri. 10 ir ir-na i..iiiii .-o I'eo ' - Ivwni .v .N .rt:n-iru ivelroi l cm lk tram utl'ue i-..rt i.r Irv.in.i. St-iti'iLJ. Hint k-. -r r tt iu rt.:lnn. f'ii "minora wiiI:iii t. jr: uft wis ri.iiey ihi r-m lui-i.-r r.oiPiim ri w ih u i.i ni-t hi wit: tin. o. r iri.n at tlu-i- i.'. it -.a- r-ii'i- will ii'.l. iln. uult-.o pi mint tr I. W I KAIIiHt'N. iii-u-rtl l in itfi-r ni'l ui-criulnu'ltrtil K. .I. lit' li l .N . I i:illi .Mae'er ti--iiiiii-ml-l atlie lieii. i L.F. iiBs, Phtmoltu Co., Ia., liay, 19. I H:i2r.-rvd fro:a temporary kl i 1 sst. en f mm ovi-nvork tor two years, for which X ubtd 1'm-tt.r Koeni's Ni-rvc Tonic, ami cau leoouiiueud uiuf as tLe bc-nt u-tslicluo lor Hiuil.ar troubles. r. BOhMiOIT. Kxtract I-rojii a letter rf th Itov. J. MoOowan, C'alyvilli-, Ne-w York. "I reroiuniond you to send lor lx botUia of I'ant' r Kooii1;:'b Nerve Tonic, and let her Ube It a directsL It cured wvcral In my parih." EAbT GLENUVn.I.E. N. Y., Cel. W, 1-90. I u-.-d oue bottle ct l'aator Koulg' Nrve Toa-.i for i!l:-,iiiea Mill r.ervou bmiUnche. and It ni.i nil yoti c;a1i,j for It and even uior. 1 hiui boeaauflLiu.? tur years. alKH. V. HANCK. FREE A Valtiabto Boole on Krroas 1 lni.-. t ftnt lre to any Ml.lrepH. and poor patijnu can lo obtain tlitt metliclue free of etiuj-f.0. This rv-raedy ban lieen prepared by Ibe Kvprfind Paitor Kiunr. of Fort Wavne. lnd since 1 and muowoR-parvd under hU olncUuu by tho KOENIC MED. CO., Chicago, II!. Sold by Ilru!iltHt SI per Bottle. Cfor." Lath Size. SI.Ij, O IJottle- for i ri i. iMoi. Polletei written at nort n-:ee In tne OLD RELIABLE 1 ETNA" nl nthrr Firat lia raiiipMnlr. T4. W DTCK tiWT FOR THE OI.O ;RTPORn FIIIE!rSll!MEr()MI ct)MMENCMi Hl'SINKSS l-:ier.rfOnrii . .1 nty "I. isc.-i ' Tt K 't N'Tri(.; V t ol S-h it in Jr - If t'ur'o ed I. f tr t -t imriT:i rv In 'her' t of Slwi' inn !' fT. l-iti" o Bit inwnihlp i!-iit ba in- lfran,pi t in. .Ol iHr'.f rf1--if . t e.titi hirhv finnfld f.- rrmtcA ti.vmnni t. rro w I tin ;l 1I:it. nd thl-in bnvfnrf tlnia -iuiri.t tt ft m will i.re.nt Ml era, ir.'Ti- esnt Ira te.i ti.rii-tOiiient. tlUM J I. IKK. Ft frMriiS'''itUn lr:i(f. dfca'ed. Nirktowa, Pa.. Jn. n Wlot. T7"rHAV. 14 Ci m"tlie re-'.dfT'a 'if KiiMcrine In Wh't- ton In mMm In J-ilr last a Mirk and whit t.i.it.t l.ul1. wiih iinrt brn no er murBp nn1 snnl a ye:i r old whri lei rmw. The onr t rnifreii to rnmn trwrl pr-.v rmp rrtr pv rh-ir nrd tak Mm w-iv othrwle t'e w II te dtnpiiiJ i f a-c-.r'lini ' w 1MVIII WILLIS. Kmirailty. Ke.rn''-y 6 ism 3t. IXFV-VjiKS-NUTI -E. j l.oi- iiiHniii.H'- no-in On aro ot Ji i-ri .1 Twxlrr. late ! f"lrf)M wnhi. he isniny nt i-nnibri4. ' a . dceinal . havtrc been ifrnri'i o h un4rr-t2i.i ooMra l herebv irlT ti to alt purlin lndb I tn aid rtat In irmkl liurndiatr ivmr t and tho-a hTinv rtlm nr l-mni airatn-r the m urn rrqnnaln.1 ti fire ent them iiroparlr nthnnpaii" t tor J M - f TKKXLKK 'iiemeo:. XLKK. Eix-ni.-.n oj .! .h J T'rx a "reaped , 'lcarfielrl towDhip. January 39. Ih9i, 6t nOTKL I.K OR NIK. M .l.SHmitt. Propriktoh. lywatrd at IiiB-iIj. Pa reur the H R P. Kllwy Iipnt We alwayi rntrr,.r to for plh th bet acrAmrnodation to biiRlnrr roen plaure erkrii and biordam f'rrrnna In arrh ol rinior and quiel will nnd It a del able plane tntp Tiie Tul.lo is on-tirpmurd and I always mi.tilieil with the i r-l the markat fiord n. and all iha drilrn-lr" of the eeon. The Bar t up rllod with the eholren ol pure liquor and e iirari td nntbinv b-it the !' I old. Special atten. Ud iovd l tbe care ol bors-. H. J. SCHETTIO. 1 lappy and content Is a bride with "The Ro chester ihe lives in the I'.gr-.t of t.ic morumg. T 'I;,, m mar,, vritt Rc kttttr tunc C. Jt'.-t IVra- DIA w.. ... , . . ... . , 'J too nl Joh prlntln? II o. KITS ttaa I-'Fsttaai. a trial t rder. ( INCPCOTION CF MiNCS. 1W3 Acpi.lent jro -TttoI'a But TV. W .. .-r lieir AUiuf. It latiOt fiinrular that in vi-ru-of tlv. Tixzny iiitalitL-s that y.irly 4-e.ur i. luiiic-v, -A"-n v1uiv inf. poet km Ijw.- ui Ifiosl st.rinr-ent Ji'ul iiiK i-l.ir-; ure na laerottA. that t'u? l:.y:rir.;i t.:iUJ Ii-.tiTii-: 'Dir'-s !-t.U t.upvrvL'ion jrviWt-L : it aJlV- Aj nCi.-nuuive ti.-vur. v. i f. tiiii d wilh facts. ta;:y readily .!e rv-'"-but must heJ' lo ht;:teI only in !: V; l.-liloti, s;iy-the ilrv-Iiii-erh'.j.' ?d;:;r-i'-h'e. Siiiee tin: worli i.; b.u-.l : lis tiaviui that, to prevent i.i K tt. r than I; cur it.s utility cannot r aihly be per ceivinl ! tiie r.t!j-r!iei::l ob , rver. fre lUentiy rveun n;r -r rrr"':;t di.ist.-rs, ar, widely advt rti.setl. but we do not. n- cut Id we well expect t-, he:-.r of the in ni;:ii''r;.iio instaiioes cf 1-uddirvf disas ter that Lave Ix-en pri-ventetl lrom ma turin;r; n r, whi n SL5a.-t-r has o me, Co we h-ru to wh;.t e"ctei;t st..te interven tion liu.s redt! -ed t!i" ih::;:ri roe. e-u'tli-tions s that the event v.-;:-. -oi!";!u-d to narrower lirtdts than would ether-Ai e have been the ease. II :-f!-.- of t!:e lieli ::re. ir. smaller acevie :its ixi-rir w fact, luirvb itiental. wluie relieving ' the hijfh tension that woulil stireiy evt- j iu-e to jTeater ca.sii.-ilties. no have; no ! memis of UiiowJtvr. lit if we tern to ! the history of fata lit ivs in coin -tries I and stnt-s whi-re t!ie instH-ctioii laws I ar tiuhI ;ind the inr.p'et ion f 'roe .siifii- j cier.t we hint a p-rr.tifyintf ftoiy i'or Kn;:hind 'he Coiliery Outiri'iaii :-ay;.-: - I i! tiie ratios of the fatal aeeid e.ili s to the ii-!iid.or Of tiiM and per.ins eiuployeii iii anil alx;iit tiie mi net mi-.Ier the present and former eo.il i:.i::e, acts s1kw t l-.at t h-' k-' -up: it ion f t ae miner is ii"W ju re tlian t .-. "h o as safe a - :t iviiiat the coiiiiuoiieeruent of tho im-ivctioi:." The average ratio for the lir .t a-t war; one death for every 'Jiif! p-r o;:s em-plo.-d; for ls;ia it was one d.-ath for every .VIO. In this eotuii ry l'. iinsy! va nia. ha.s in every r-sp-.-et the mo-.t com prehensive and the strongest la'A . anil yet more fatal aeeidents m-c n-pxirted from that state than from any other section of the union. Still th.- II: ry i hi t'ineer immtU tlint 'tin-re is n i doubt t!i-t t v o toil.-, of -.:. 1 ar'- mined now p-r life lost in the mines t i one i ;i mined t-fore the mine law was pas.-. !."' In the r--Lri"n uiuU-r t tie writer'-, imme diate eare. the t itiilf' ies iiave iK-en n'-liiO.-d from en- t. eVi ry '.','.') jK-rsoiit em ployed utidcrifround in l'1"- I'liin- fir I'vi-rv 401 in ss. auil nm- lor every ool in ls.Hi. THE CANNI3AL PLANT. it FurniMtit' m Strlki.i-f t inr 1 rt-urli W riitr's snir t. TV rears ;ii. a trihin;' .-.torv was y. uiti iiied ii I 'l ani-e, lii-sei ii .in.;' v...: tleriul hi sli-t a in-r tilaat. discovered bv a ;.-T ut "iH.tjai.t. If we roaiiiafii' 1 1 ;'..!- ly. Hi story recounted Lo-.v a certain collector Itseoveivil : p::!ilt ol tiie 1. v- ! t l-.'l TI -Mo i i; i I.I i f "i P.- . T : . tt i V. - t ' i : ' . II i P--i " --- could consume Lii-e mass. -sol" raw ieut, sa-. ., th-- l.:iifi..-nS;ieetator. Just a- 1 h- 1;.V-i-U';.i:! pliiM snaps up a iiy :.o. l k'.n.ws li:.r:v.;r)t frvu til.' tlv's de'jil I "-. -" liii olu- f.-l is.-H tho h-:'s of mutton and sir! ---ii of b'-ef v, l.'.-h w . re thrown into it- ravejiit-.pr na .v. The bet.:: i t in tin- t.-rv. for ! -!!! r.-asou possibly tear of having his p;.;i.t lie; t ;-. .-, i i iho:' or. -Us t. , pub i Ji's.-rcfy eps the- exist. -T:.-e the I ph-tit :i sei-r t. and pr.-:--rv. it in a i 1 s :..-..-t;peoi:s.-r-. iib'iry. Il i wife, ho v I . . -r. !..! is mi. do r-:bie by hi a;- ! s. ivr.t ion ..f riud -he t !iiih i of -.'.oihizi r ! -.: iw t) feed iuiiirove bis v.oii- j d-.-Ml and f ip.-iiiatiur pl.if.t detor- 'nines to follow l.im. Thin s'no iln-s, ia. '-ompatded by an old m ln. irit-nd of the husb.tnd. When tiie pair r-uch thr inner Citiservntory tht y .nee, Vt their j horror, th- iril'aluateti b -t artist tipssirifj ' bl -edinip joints of raw un-at into the tni;,e ju . ol a l.int lt -trap. Ineyare ul lirsi p-triii.-d with horror. At last, hi -v ever, the wife thrue. n herself into tin- arms of her hr.sband and implores hi:u to-ive upiiu clino;' up. m t he horrible ea r:.ivorou.- ma .tro.-ity which he has ili.ic-ivered and reared. I" n fortunately, h'n ever, the iie, in apiK-ulinpr toiler '.o.sbriud. too close to the plunt. It-, hi.e t-ntach-.n surround her and then pri'.eeed to 5raj Ler in, and the iwo st j.- iied men see the plant lerin to devour it- vi'tiru. Fort tin: tely. ho'vevcr. th frienil catches siht .f aa :.x lyinsf nesr, and sc-izinr this hei .'trikes a the rootsof the plant. A few TYcii.di.-d blows do tiie necessary work, . nd the flesh, eatin;' plant tumbles to the p-round and releases from its tlvtein-s the terrified woman. The bot cnist. however, cannot survive Lis mott v "icrished diseorery, and with the ex- ! elamr.tion: ,ioti liuve killed mv plant:" he fuilsbhck di-mL t'oraoreU by Her MJety. Few people, writes a luify fttira Lon don, are, perhaps, aware bow thor oughly tjaecn Victoria, of England, enjoy.-, a joke. A rrentleman-in-wuitinjr, distinguished for hiss imitative powers and dramatic talent, is not un frequent ly called -upon to trip the litrht, fantas tic toe. figuratively Kix-akin, when in ntteiine at Windsor and Balmoral. One A the pre at lady, lookinfr with a certiifW austerity straight into the fac tif tiie jrentlcinan, demanded: "Now, Mr. X., I am perfectly well aware that wh.-n mv bacic i.s turned you itnitato me. I wish to see you do it now, this minute.' lor Mr. N. fell straijrhtway into the royal trap, crimsoned, faltered, utterly hv,t his eounteuanee. "Ah." t-x-ciaimi.d the qm-en. T s-e I was rip-htl" and then added, lauirhiufr as heurtiiy as any schoolrl, "but dont do it aruinl" I HE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY. shrewd Seltemc by Wliirh a Long-Winded j Orator W.ta Choked Oil. A pkx1 story is related in the Louis , ville Times of 15. Lawless, a former member of the Louisvill bar. lie was ! a long--wiadd" talker, and when ho arose to make uu argument he didn't I know when to stop. On one occasion I he was making a speech before Judge Hullard in the United Mates court, lie had spoken for several hours, and the judprc and everybody else were thor oughly tired out, thoug-li they were helpless. At last Judpe Ballard beck oned his brother Jack IJallard to him anil implored him to stop Lawless if ho j could. I "Oh, that's easy enough." replied tho brother. "I'll stop hita inside of three minuter.' There was a (Trent deal of curiosity to see how this could be accomplished, as the orator seemed to be nowhere near the end of his speevh. Jack Bal lard took a pencil and a bheet of paper and wrote: "My Dear Colonel: Aa soon as yon finish your mairnifieeut arpument I w ould like you to join me in the clerk's office in a bumper of fine old bour bon." The note was handed to the orator, who paused at the end of a soaring pe riod, drew Lis glasoes from bis oeket and read th note. He put it in hb, pocket, and baid: "And now, if it please your honor, and you gentlemen of tho jury, I leave the case with you." lie picked up hw hat and was ia the clcrk'b office in about a minute. Why bhe Cried. Mrs. Black. "Ulay, what" tho matter, Tom?" Mr. lUiick "Met with aa accident; cut my hand, that's all." Mrs. Black "Boo, boo, hoo. boo, H'a Unrible." Mr. Black "No, it laa't; it's a mere trifle. Dou't cry." Mr. Black (aobbinflr) DUt I UtJtJ. IIWI 1UC M;V4t4truti 44J , VT .. , ... j lu't paid tip. ankec Uludc. But (boo, hoo) tbe accident insuraaoe t i nee v TOCkTccv wvm m i r I VaawWw "4e 1111 1 t -i - 1 1 i w o HAY-FEVER OLD-HEA TJltf Cream JlalM it not a iiqiu'd, f or fn'tedrr. AppUfit into the n-tfriis it is quickly abrbd. It clant4 lltS ht'td, allay iuJIamnwti-jT,, leal -C-a& the txre. Soli bu ilruoM or rnt by mail or rrrript cf priru ST o DUG ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. 3UC ONLY $20 HIGH ARM, PHILAD'A SINGER. CARTER'S lVER Fict Enadarha and relieve all tbo troubles iacf' rlect to a blliooa atata of the ajstm. auoli aa IMzzlseas, Kauaea, ItroweiueMa. Dintrrso after rating. Vai-j in tue HiJe. &c Whila tberrmoot niLusiUo succcaa baa bocn ehown In curing Baa4ache. yt Cartor'a Little liver Fi31 are) equally laahlo ia Constliatioa. curing and pra Tinting thiaannoylnfloomplaint. while th?jal c-orrortaU diaordi-iacl ttMauuuachaU!nulatetha lirer aui regoiaU) tiiebuvela. a ii Uiey only cored Ace they Trrtild bp almost pricelcsa to thoae wba muilor from tlua iliatn-sing complaint; but f orto Barely t):rlrp.--Klij(-n ira mteiiu bi-re.axid thoaa TfbocncoUy tiiemUi n:ij tbra little ilUrala. tbla ia sortLj way llil Uiey will not to wil Izag tu da without tham. Bet after allaick heail !a the Xiz.nn ot to many Uvea that bere Is vlrnr r- mi-: on.- crcr.t tioast. trar piua euro it while -thcziljcof r'a Uttie liver Pills are vrry amall an -. : : - easy to irdii. C o .r fro I il!a iaaia done. Ti- utrict'y v?itatiT an.l do ! t grrpe or -rr-. l::tl-7 tiioir gtntle action vlisaaaall who i "ji:i. Izx v:.-.1h- ?rrr.tm ; tivolorf L Sn.i.1 - - -j1-- cL-rT'-.Te, e.ut by SiilU . ritiv.tr t CO., New York. "'"ALL ?iLL. DOSE, SMALL PRICE jn.ls tl 1) NK 8. L. Jl J h' t K A. H . Sl'fk. Ij-TAIU-lnllKD Johnston, Buck iV Ct,.. ii nk i;ks, EUHXaLurai - - penn a A. V. Ill la, l iiOiirr. K-rliLlnHEi Ii5. Carrolltown Bank, tlAKKKIXTi i N. T. A Ml Klll;il. ifblfr. Genera Mlini Bcsiccss Transacted. The toll. .win are trir i.nrjctial leiiurn ot cemcral hatain hurmeur : lt:iUKITN Keretvor" poya' Ie on drmni..l ai.d Inie-ef t tii- - loir, eerl iticitle irnued to time Ji-po-lt r. Extended to minnier. un larnrai.te teni.141 4(.prnvd flayer dlo'ur.te.i nt nil tirr.es. COi.I.trTIO! lude In the lurality and npini all tin l intfi iiiidi la 'he fn-ted tatea ('hrr.- irj irrit- IIKttTS ltiel TiPots.Mp :o a'l f"'-'' ' tbe T'mtid tBt. iiiij IwrriKD t-xohjriae II---I-. co ill fart ol r.uroi a. am tirxis Ot merchant, tamii-m and nt.r. :lcltd. tn ' hi.m rea.niiiialdn arn.intvlaTlon will r. extended, i Hroni are i.ored that all trrM-' on hall ' Tr held a fitnrtly . rival and ot.n.l.-i tll, and that they will bs treated an !! ri j a gond hanklriK rules will perxlt. Kecfierl folly. JOI1X.HTOX. Rl K A O. 0. A. LANGBEIN, : Macula -turrr ! aud Ix-aler in ' LL KIN DS nf II AHXESv, SADDLES, BRIDLES, WHIP. COLLARS HARNESS OILS, BLANKETS, Kutes. My New, furry ;.tini. etc K liairlnir Neatly and Promptly dune. All wort aoarautaed to irlva atirtm-tniu. Kldlii Brl.tu.. fr-.m so-, up. lea Brtdlio. -r -tn 5 uu. I.ti. li nirri. f- m o-- hk. Miicfiin- ma fe M .i-m-hh ii.hu 5 i- up. Hand nti!6 Mirii4iii!i. trui j1. 0 t-J op. t'all and rnniri m v -o k - a iur rhliii,r eiahere I uann'r i i-.-n- ehe.p an th eh.i-t. nr-.tlf LILLY BANKING : CO., LILLY, PA., JU. m MILI.K. riNHIIH A GEN ERA T. RANKIXt, BUSINESS TRANSACTED. FIRE, LIFE, AND ACCIDENT INSUR ANCE. ALL THE PRINCIPAL STEAMSHIP LINES REPUFSENTED BY US. Acconnt of merchants, farmfrs and oth r earnestly soliciu-d. assuring our patrons that all business cntriitoi to us will re celvf? prompt anrl carr-ftil attention, and be held strirtly confidi-ntial. Customers will be treated as literally as good banklifc roles will permit. LILLY BANKING CO., fcbVi. Lilly. Penna NOTDEAD" YET ! VALLIF LUTTRINCER. ovmrTFiiii ni tin, mm 4n sheet-iron m AND TIX ROOFING. KVetraty tnvtt tAr &ttntlort tots inD1 p1 thpobl!eln venerml to the f not thst b tm tlll carrying oo IntP at tb ld fltaod opKflite th Mountain Haqh. Kholunc. and .9 rard u npply from a larv tork. or manafartarintf u or 1r. any artteU In hlf Ilea, from tha umatlact u ba larvant. It tba ht manner an1 at the low' vln MirP. wn ptDltaatary work oitbar mata or at tbUoitahlUhma-iU TIN ROOF1NC. h SPKCIALI V. Otva ma a call o1 fatlMy four' m$ to in ora ant prlcop V I-f'TTKIN-KH. CANCER atwl Tumor CT REP M kntf tm trrm lira. Gaariomi Btvh ' u. 1'. Liiu bt., Cairiaaa-U. im rrw twin? ? J? 0 WARRANTED 5 YEARS. 15 OAYS TR.'AL, IlaiS.ir-tllnj- Sitdlr, arlf-tli rrjadlns aliuttlc, la nolfcrlca auj I l-ht-run-nln;( h a s tin- luuiEKunimt wood-work, uul flnnt Mrt of ritra attubmrnta. Dout pmy igrata $55 or wad for clrralar. THE C. A, WOOD CO. l7N..0thSt,Phl!a.,Pa. WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE centTemen THE BEST SHOE M THE BLRLO FOR THE MONET? It t-. a nai.- fcu. with co uu kA or wax ttu-eail to hurt ibv l.-t; mad rf ilm bu? rulf. atUJa and i-i.sv. ai.d tv ini mihv mtwjt fY thLt grucU' fl.n auft 'itht r n-atvjntutf, tt r-j" 1 '- Tl " T"1-- 1 (In. o.tiuir fr-mi u to "'. CSC 0 t.t-uiitur 1 1 ;n d-c w r d, the flnwt ralf mjm kIiii t--T -mi tar . IK ; etluuit t rricll IniporUHl fLSMH Khlu r.t frurn a ly.t.. g.-- ,i OO llnndrfri-d Writ rh-. in- ealf. rtyLuti. rumtiu-tablo wu durat.. 1 h Im-i arme t-w r.flt-red at Huh prlf-v ; miui.- grude aa cm-toiri-maii Am-i lin;c from i-.uu u CO il) I'oliro trlion 'oj-jT'4. l'ailrr. Men vaJa and 1-tt.Tt nrrirnjiil whiit tlwii: Iinoeaif. aauii-. bin'mta iu.-u.l'-. y tun-v alca, exu?a- fArn I ne iur i ill n ciir a . ur. JJ O tfO tinr all i l,u tM-ttt r iihut twr offrred at mmm ttiia .rire; cn trial will 4r.oUA4.e tbuea who want a fiboe Xiir nimf.tft an1 frvce. CO and ! J.OO oi kineinan'e eluw an- rry M-r..inr and dumtU-. TlHtr wbo hare giri.a ttw-m a triul wijl nr-ir D.tb-r aiake. Dnyel . l O mid 1 . 7 J K-hool ttnm are a J urn ! lb b.v evetTa Uen; tht-y aell on Un'ir roeriu. h L iiurraaluK wtlr tUor. I nrlJpQ la.l.OO iiaud-a-d -lio. rxt a-aJ UltO iooifuia. vr. tlin: uaL Ircucii luipurtrd etior t-iik- f rum i..3 to ul. LadieT ti.So. .0 aorf .7 bo fv Slitare the r-si II or iA.t,ol. Kih-ii and ilurable. Caulion. r- tint W. L. IiuukLu' num auj prio are urapd bo LOO b.itwm i-f ritch ahoe. rrTisr no si niTiTiTE Irutiion aj.-rin..l dvali-ra atmpi. Ui rnn tV. l lOl t.l-Ar. Ilrocatoa,Mi7jjiUdljy C. T. ROBERTS, term, t . m Ii it a . i OILS! OILS! Tho Stanilaril Oil ('onii;:tiy, of PiM.sliur, Pa., iimke :i ttfoiHlty of liiMnufaoiurin for the liomt'S I'lc trade the finest brantl.s of IIIumiarins and Lubricating Oils, Napliiha and Gasoline That can te MADE FBOS PETROLEUM. We challenge comjiarison with every known product of petrol eum. If you wish tht most Most : Morally : atisfactcry : Oils in the market ask for ours. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, riTTSHURG. PA. rtlK-i-lyr. B . J. LYNCH, U iS D KRT a k: b R And Manufacturer it Dealer In HOME AND CITYMADE FURNITURE mm m tmn mi, LOUNGES.BEDSTEADS, TABLB8, CHAIRS, iVIattresses, &c, 1G05 ELEVENTH AYENUE, ALTOONA. PENN' A M7CitlzeDfi of Camnria County ami all oilier wlahtug to purcliane honest FURNI TURE. Ac. al bonest price? ar- resiieci tuliy inyiteii tu uive aa a call before buylcs 1 1-le-re. an w are onifide il at we ran m-et ver wact and ple-e rrtv tast-Prl'-es the vrv lowest. f4 ifi-'mt-tf . ,elTi.."W laTV. aT . . UC Ml hl Mi tatlT! in-r fc "m ttir lrirr. .. uiuii- ity it (Joe t!.r . pertovities, t4 tmta att r.in lir tti poverty an J at in bcnritv 1 lUnowmc dMpir i lit uf tntnT, as tii-r Vvk hrkn lot, frvr Ut. 'ppot t nutty. 1 a litf! Krurltuat. U p aad Jrn.e. linproT?tfur oppona rl;y. anl ocnrfrrm-iiT. promincitc prtwm Jtvai l a piuWot.ei-. titni tU liea f Kurtnn effpri m SII'M op .trifii.it t erli p' jh mt fii iMrio4 of hf; ;;ilfc turn rhTir. ha4 nri.il her rithH; fi) tn do Wfi4 h dpria. r-r t t etarti " la ha1 ym fnd ta not ni ? j.rtot inini wf I mvi ( t zhnra tUat appeara wt ti,y. mu4 f tir fitUj thiat i hal all aoc-cr-sial mi -a do. I Jet m ia rn rf"-ntitv. aurh as ia nrc tt within ttira h "I Ittborinc rn. I inad. it a ill (it, at lt. a era rif Mia t ia lm. Tla oLtt.x oprvirtMaity for mntij is h.ira. llwury to h iiim r.t'.t.i'y mmA boatarabl fcy Mtiy nlntriMtrxt af etttt-r -. Ail ca. Vaa raa do tha wa anl li-a nt ana. ! i or rn tra. Kaa ba pmi."riiif i iiy ari.inc lrm - tnfcli.rtiar. Yaa can da a well il jm a ill wntk. pt l l..n.l. ul iitdastri. aslr ; anJiitrtruin r4 y.w inr -inn ra. V cao civarrn-,cintv. or all jinr fit.. a in wrk. aay to lu-ira C-Mt.. ai re't'OicO. W a i .ari rna. A It la cem rar.itirc.y air aM ro ilir a-1 -i 1 ..I ia tract and Uow Tua low. fir, r -iilttra nnknwa amottcoor wark ia Na mm t iM.lia ,,.r fU .,,4 mMim ai fr r wnn ttitil ( u ir 1 (-1-,y Art tres at II Uaiu JU. Ca.t 0, rorilaad, M a ta TO WEAK MEN Sutlerinit lr..io iharOreta ol -oothiulrrr. r ttr ly iltcat watinw ttaaliiieo , lo-t uiaub'Mttl. rlo .1 III ran.1 a TatnaMe tftwi ( h i-i ) c iata:nlna foil particular tur heme mit F t'.K of rfaarae. A .lentti me tral ai.rk, uul. I 1 10 rea.1 7 tf ery nan who btt..o n.1 tin.niitrtl. Ad it ran. trf r '. IOWLIK. Haatln, t aaa Etensinn M Insnraiice Ape? T. V. DICK, 1 z2LaL General Insurance Agent j EBKXSBUlta, rA. TIME AND ENCRGY. X Man Mar ne 1J It ISonra, Though Voittit in Vcam. JU-urii lu iuIikI thf jraportatict" it tlmfi'tv vi-ar. i: v.'Uii h .- tnr.-.-h b;i:'. to l' aoit;ir-t!. j.';t-.-! ;u-.-o:rii!;i .!:-- tl Iry th.--M l.-::t. to . -n-.it .-.tr.-s:, tl.'tu t t-o j L:i 1 o i t":o t:-1h.' .if jjr-i r iw-'.l.o: i i ! iii--, nii'i.'.;." bot!i of tiirjo u;:il t-:. .!".. "A r.-i:i v.u:y li oLl i; lio;in tVin.,;li ' oTir,' j; y.-;;rs, if he JlUVO lo.-'1- l:.t t iiji-." vriti -i, Ior.l llr.i-o:-. :;-i.l it it in ;': -.' ti;u tit of t-tiit.ibi t . tif ..:.rlj;'ii!:.r Ui: J. una tho t t). . ... t'.-i br'u-f or.d irrotrtilar i ii-rv:i be- t'Vi-vrt tlu:t Mivi:f V..- t ;: ji"..-ti.-ull.v .-4ii.Ni. !'. It h:is In-fit c:.! ins::li tl t.'.i.t th' m-r- iKlT-n-in-i' lx'itvivii rishi f.t six ;i:.il i.iii.- n't o Ai in lh- nioa-ni:-.'.' f..irt!.'.' iji'iivnf forty i-.tr- in n -..rly .-ini-. ;,U-:it U the ail hlio.i of liil -: yi-iiPi to :i i:t:m". l'.f .-i iiii.'. Tbi H- i;i;;y Ik- Mum' Liio-Ynvm-v iii the intt.-r of ttit-.j n; c::rly, but ia very iiiany t-:i---. bot'i r:-.rsT l::t- :nnl .-.il: tT !'; h:t- l-.r-'i-ly r.'.-uit ot' i v! Aii .-. Ainl for iti .tiy v.b-i l.:;vc I ov: :t- ptition ir t!u iltiytstif tl:. :- L, :i rr'-nl foi-.triit bi-t -.vi.--n tin' i:it -!!fi tu it v::iuo of tin: in-.riiiiirr, wiu-ti tin' brtiiii is fi-csli, ttiiil ! tii-. tvciiiv. -. v':.-n it i.-, i";: i i-.-t'.i-il ami rtillior itii-iiiifil for rmva ti. n th;-.;; fri-i-h i-fi'ort. lint, if i-i .sl'ilo. of cri-n ui'irc iinior tiliuv; t!i:-:i I'.i.- vahi - ti:n : ; Mi r vaiiu' . ' tho;. -lit, uinl il i i only t'r.' ta.wvr t-oniiii.inoi:-;', :::i.l v- ,:itroiii:i 1 i:i-ivity i tin- b.-.i: i tl.at can ' ;i a'lo i, -iiri..y t "i.- brii f t li:n- ; t ovr tliti..N;iJ io ltirtlL-ri:; I;..- ooi. . t.-. v. : ;' vo i;.".vi- in viv-'.v. J-:.-;:-r-; . ' ;--'. i- r f I. :::u- Xf.vt ; a t's aily .b---rvt-U: "'1 ii.- . f :.;.',-. -1 in to -lit art tot to :'.. -r .: : :-v:.y. .,: that il i.s hard to in ?'.-:. j: .:u ir.in.l bi ir.-,' .-: r--.lif.-: t! i.. -. :. i- i t'T i i :. ti-ti.l .'fss; Tj-.ti ,r-::i t! - i- - .. .r f ro!:i ! : i:rti tin'., iii; :-. :.r - ,. if not si. ' r. i i. h.i i ! : ir .. r'-u.von. t ; I.iri;' t.u i:.-.- .1 v. . . i ". t t.iv-i ii by tin- -.-. ;,.-, i.i . : .r . .r: i a by th- wimls of t.'tu,.t..ti- :. . v hithi-r." ';irsos:ty is !! ir.' ...I Sip;., tj;.., b:.t i rts.i irc b ': '.-.- ' -i arm o.;!roi f.r . ft:! ti: N i:n 4 tl-f.- t of I--,-, fj s.iott ..a th. b-:1 v. i.i -i I: , i.i: "ti;-.:ti. ... no-. . .ly i, -f in 'ii -1 1 t . i .i t m I i:. f J.i- .-:H r hot-! i Io--t -ork il'i:.i: h. -..)ili. j-iiii this .: ;. ::.! . b..l..!K-- b. ttv.-fti iii -::t. I -s rlio:i. with .l.-::tv ..! i. p'lL.rily -vi'li ri"-;.r.i to ii .s f.:r b. t'.v-r. v. :i-ti I..- 1:1 I.r.- a l-i ii i !v .:.;.; 1 ::V t U .-t:.i!ir.- a I : ' r .: lort-fd bv io:j.-s. ZULUS I ij SKA i CATTLE. .V I:m!i.-Iic !"--ft -.-' ..r lac- . . tt.l t llic K:ilin; . . mi:i !. .n r til 1 Zulu:. . th - 1: A silMTl ti i;:i! r.--.-r. . ht :i it .it I'nv Iti'm. 'I i.i- !. iiv ; ii-.ii-. I'.i'.i:- rlar St liov. :.! : l:i;.-iily t i.n-d. 'ilii- r..n'; :.i tr.tt:iui. i-. il by oi-'i;.:nv-:U a :a i" .'.'i-:t '.. i.!i :, .;;.d ::.;.! i hi '. llii d .In-., i'i-.-.-.i ::4. Tiv 4. iri rn. : 1: i'j ' i': i lii..-1'. uu-! li. ..i. Li f o-tri-.'":i K wi '! ITl:-!l ii-r-.. wlii .':1 1 'y i v.-iy ;: '. ;r. fii-.-Vi v; tb-ir b :-.-. : t.rt-r hl.i i lro:n v -.i- 'i : of i-i.a-i- !.:. i: ; i'.-. .. t : iioLii ' r . 1 . tin- !:; . I'i ir :-ov.-r l with ihi- taii., of m ,.l of r. .ib. i-tllil l: .:i- Hi 1; - s aiiil 1 i-r ;iriil -triK f vji ioii-. lu i.-s i-trtin- to-i-t '.i-r in r:ri.iK-n: their xvai .is ar.' fTirt i;!-"!t with tufl.. of ii,,;; ' iu.i:i nii.l cow hair, l'ortni;:" i -,' !:.i -. 'lieir vari.' ::t .-t shieliin mv s cio-i a;i. r--j- ti!-r th:.t tiu v appeitr iiit-: !oeiie I, .v.of ;.leata- triU-sthey 4 f.f excite- while aimi'i" tin-iii bri .th- row tif j-leata a--.-":ai h.-uiii. The loe is a.s t vt ii :i:ito!i- tln.-ir own an- ro'.iseii to neii a Jitt-l, thai, lia-1 tiiey aiv ojijani.-ut-i, lh-j'.:r:i oniy i:i tuiuiie wan'r.iv, they woui.l le . far carried away by thuir feviinjrs that at clou; juart-.'rs Ii'.imkI i iinl would inevitably result. At tiie wonl of -iTnnian..l tiu-y advance in jire- I c !. rr...-r. urst ;.luvlv, tii.-n at a i-.:k!c r.ia.-eh. I It. - ii ti. -uble. va.'I with it sl'o-..t uf "('hivla'." ( i;tiu"!!try ouemiei-l liie Lottie la-comes 1'as.t aiii.1 furious, jlrau-ui-.liiiiff their as.--aiN, stabbinfr iiuti lan;-i:i- With strt'.i-lli and tlext.-rit v, -aeia strolio in-c- mo;; ni.-il !iy a tivree ffrttnt uf htiliNfa4.-ti.-u. stampin'r, fretiott Litinrr and rinshiii" tin ir teeth, they vvor'u tlieni-c-lve- iuij a mad frenzy, in which their feature are tli .Torte l :ttjd their cvi-s flare with a licrco lust of Uu i l.-'ily the coin m -it id i- "iveit to re irv. iiud. at vie'.or-. siinm in ' ri;t injh, they m-irch frtm the lit-1.1. Then ap pears uixu the seone a liorde of wiUl loolin; ctX'atures, running and leaping from jdace to jdco, sc-reauiin(7 demoni acally, nnd franti-.-ally beat in the. ettrth with t'uick heavy clubs. These are the women and they are i"i f .;"-.-d in the borritde atrocity of hiioiij the wounilctL After a, sham li'.it the uiht is i-peut iu feasting and reielry. l'arni II n in Ktittlaii't. The scarcity of farm lalnirers in Kine of the agricultural districts of Kn- l.md has jriven preat annoyano- to the h:ud ed proprietors and farmers. Tit. ci.-.U "t'!i:r.vli:ii-im" or "Hode"' of til. I ii:i--laud ha.- become e:itt-rpri.iutr in the-' times, iiud i-. ticsirous of tryir-,T life in the tit i. s, where hordes of miserables liav: t!icir abmle. or frettiny aw'ny to hutui" other cor.ritr. The eli'plovers . are anprc heiusive that, within a few Jears, only the la;','ards of tiie rural j rtTions will ! lelt to io the hard work ! of the liolds for the yaltry v. avs tiiat i are paid to thein. WEBSTER'S READY WIT. Om of Ilia llDmoront Kallle Whlla In Court. More or less sportive artifio; enters into the parry-aml-tlirust of latv-vi-rs' combats in court. Fancy the j drollery of a mail like WeWxter playing upon the word doctor. Harpers Magazine says: Daniel Webster, when in full prac tice, was empitjyed to defend the will tif Ki'f.'t-r I'erlcins. of Hopkiuton. A physician made, aflidavit that the testa tor was struck with death when he syrned his will. Webster subjected hit testimony to a most thorough examination, nhowinfr, by tjuotinR- medical authorities, that doc tjn. ditig-ree aa to the precise moment when a dying man it struck with death, some affirming that it in at the com men.ementof the disease, others at its climax, and others btill aCrming that We begin to die as soon aa we are born. "I should like to know," said Mr. Sul livan, the opposing counsel, "what doc tor maintains that theory." "Dr. Watts," said Mr. Webster, with great gravity. - The moment we begin to Uva V all begin in ai." The reply convulsed tho court and audienco with laughter. A It rifled liird. "Tennessee cannot pet ahead of Oeorgia." remarks the 4tlanta Con atitution. "The petrified man story Las been exploded. And now Georgia boasts a wonder in the form of a pet rified bird found in the heart of a tree which wan blown down by a storm at Barnesville. The head of tho bird waa perfect, every outline bein very plain. How the bird got into th tree is a ques tion. There was no hollow in the tree, ud it has caused ccnildsrublc pv:eu-tutivu.'' fa OurPepufarBrtntf k . rUoiiesty ViUlDefouricLcL - . a A Fine Quality of ATA REASONABLE PRICC IFYCU ARE LOOKING FOf? AN EXTRA SWEET PIECE OF JIUZHULU DONlTAU TO Qll r? 1 V. J ' J A TA.P TPIAL ."ts'Yc,jpv Dealc FcfiT Jf.:.r::.ZER2E?.:SJ-CL:s.LU,rf Xothinz On Kat Ui VMl 8heridans Condition Powder! KEEPS YOUR CHICKENS Strong and Healthy ; Prevents all Diseaae. Hood for Mottling ll'-nm. tt u alMt-lutlv Lun-. Hii-L iiii..i.tntii-l. tn (ruaa tlt i-oftM L utu .if a ii iii. . N.. 'Ti.-r tint-f.-aril. a llil.ir. hLTl4-t: M IT!.- 1 -1.; ' --On- ll.l.'- r.'Ul UV.-J tttU .0; aw-ud si t'i in. v.- I r...t:r " hjivf ti-IUMCOIU4X. It )uti nn'l 11 aciid (o u a. wm!,.n! i. it.a-ai mi i.ii.iiU. Hi fafe. av ii. Mir. p H'-ltr Hntmmp itlitU. pn o-ru tl- Mllti I ii' i.nl.n .. li.ur. . timur totiy - Tilt; BiaiT f'nt i.Ti-.i Pirrf. o.t in. mj.Jl.!)U.V i IO I urtcUi (it.. Hp-ton Scientific Amertcat Agency fcr ' 2 I g Y ; 1 prj l A I I I CVETS. r4T TRADE MfK8, K DESICW PATENTS TrrT copRichTs, etc. for tnfnnnation and free HmidtvioV wrlt 'n MI NN IO. .n Blmil'Vit. '' HK. Oilleat Imrnu Turwiinni! puti-l:tn in Ani.-r.i-a. Krry ,at4mt takt-n out m In l.riinclit l l .re tiie public by a notice Kiveu tret- tit ciituxe In tba Scientific JUncvunu Larffct tdmilatlon of nv nrtintiSo rut'i ' ,hc wuria. Splenilidly llluMr.-it-.l. Xn iro !l'.-.'tit nan uliould Us wllliout it. Wt-eklv, "..'J.OO a yuar; fUai mx mnnttiii. A.ll'.-n Mt'NX -'U. l'L ULlaunirt, dil Bruutlway Ni- ' urk. Caveat, and Tradr-Marko obtained, and all Tal ent tiuilnM conducted for Moderate Fe. Our 0ic ic Opposite U. S. Patent Office, and we ran cere re titttt-nt in U-ih time than tboec remote fnm Wactunirtnn. nd model, draw inn or photo.. ith drTip tion. We advit. if pattrntnole or mil. free of charee. Our fee not dne till patent is ecured. A Pamphlet. -How to OMa:t: f'atentn." with namta of actual client inyonrStste, county, or town, peut free. Addrt-!-, C.A.SIMOW&.CO. Opposite Patent Office. Washington, D. C. Wall Pai'kii. Nt-nd V. In i.nr !;l!! 1 -1 l ' nl . lor new sutiiU-sof ivu. Nice I'.ij-t i Sj fortH-.: S.ilul toll, froiu I .'. to 'Je.:: Fine kiiilisd ami Irritle.-eiil rapt is: frutn -'. ! .'I'll'. fH- ', J. KLRWIN KILLER & CO.. ; ii ." i.i Sill I ill H. ei v t . IMTTSIM'Ktill. (Mriiticii this paper.) r.. Marcii6-wl-'.r Mountain I Ii ni e mft SHiVIHG PiP.LQE! CENTRE STREET, E3fN:EUEG. 'I'HIS acllkot.wo unit i..nit cihI. lml.nl Stinvmir X I'm rlor i tii-tr inpiii n ivpirj frc ep )M.l.r ttie Hvrry Hnt-Ie . ll'llart. 1 1 1 1 ti I.inh er. mhrretSa i im.tie.i will -em-rif.! tn tu tti future SIMVIM:. IIA1K U'PIMI AMI SH AM !' II i tl-.-.e- in tlin I.riitf.' 111 t arii.i.e DlNL.I.l-r. t'lMtl TllVH-lB a ..rci.i'li . aL.uo:r aa'te-l ..11 at tin ir rrmlent-t-t. JA.MLS 11. ; t M r"riiritor FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING TRY THE FREEMAN. Valaalls Eei! Fstate FOK SAL1S ! AMlT til around tn tlio Went ward t.f Ihe hnr nuub ol rJx,rif tiura. ..('Bil.ria count. I'a. IruiitlOK uu s-au(ile ureal avina-llierei.u t-reoi- "frame house arid ..ut Su t lil i.a all 10 ..mil rci.tr. t-Vr term or particular call rn ..r ad-lr Jl IH N NKtl.lA'. Mcv.li.wn. T . or M. 1. K.1 1' I tl.L.. tiiilmra. I'a PILES ,A5iXE;iS,,rlvttntttant rclk-i ani la an imainnie ar for lllea. Price $1. lly Uruwteitaor mail, allta fia. Afi.lr.-WA klslv4,' Box 24Ks ia tir-. innli"liy jtt L00rK on F-jr each vSJ S I. T- flB b. a aW m W4. M ASSUMED aXOMLny Bosnia Titles Plontlfol la f of Europe. Aiitrrua y tlit- Koi ii l, 4 l-ajM-r-t 1 I.k I lu.tr:. It All. r Uul Art- I i.iti.i.w . ., Ju.-i-rt- 4'ourt. J Ii Uu lil i. iljn' t !n- st.i-ia M .-tut u:.. iri t!;--- ': 1 11111L1-. r . t - n;:i .-. 1: ij !..- J '. .nt. :i., . ;., V .:;,' ;'.- .: ti.-r. I - !,.,..;' 1 .. fi-'.v -. -ir on 1 1n- f.n i!i: - :i; 1 v. it It t.l.i'-lt itt.bUi.trv tn!- .. li -.liin.-.l by jn-rviirih ulu. I rt-m-.t--t 1 i-r).t tlii-rt. '1 , p;;r-.ii'!y fl.t law i-iii.i-rin I.i .r ' in - .-it" 74 d-a litter v. it!, t; f Jr.-.v. l. l.ti.-h t-.-iti iiji.' v ; ! ;-tiif tviit-li t!-: JK-tii-h.: ;. Ii.-iVi-i;i;. ;v iw t.ftiiiir h,:-: fur t I.i- puriH s.- of i n.i; i i,.- J;--t!i I. n. i-.u .-itij I'ari-, fv.-ry -..!, irn-ii' al t i' v. a', wi' !: j ;ii. .J t'.js i.i:.. I, , t.f In i-r andai-ily Jitui j-r liV I. -iti-7 tal.-i-ti, nut at t!i ir r but at tin' iTif at uiiii-li tl, tri.ti'-.l t 1 .-iri. -1 v. ,. sti -!i -ii!i''r tin- luici" ! V t!i.- "xii.-iiij ui - ! K'-iivi;;.. ord.-r t -t i; rurik - . by .-v -i !v. a ati v rat-- 1 -. t' keep tbt . viety u-n UL..1 a'.i'n .- ail lh ween, -ur-piii-ij with p.-.ra'ra;.'. Ill'- 1H '' .Jl.Tit - Il'l.l t-t.le.-t...: ft.i:i i' i i'i 'i-ja-tiabi.- . . f.rr::;ii li-.i;! ! !..- a.-.-.a.; ir t V !-. .1:1 !i'i- I. it. . i,'. ii::'ti T t : f-.rtli -at.., e!::n-' a:iy t- ri-Iit , ..f ri in tn tlj. ume.l. Tl.- pt in- air t! it. .-. it a. nt Mtl.- tl. ii'ie.i t!.. li ;- riii-iit t!..-v in Kur ti..- i-.. 1-lVi- rieitl .ri..ti..a tu u. Tt! nrj I ... tiavs tv.-re -nt by .'rtt-r-l; ii.i r: . r 'J : . -xeltl,. tie- iiata. r.-.-i'4' :. v : -1 r . !ii. :. f 11. U v... re; -v 1 :.-r I:.- 11 ; . T-arirr- . 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Mr cliiTi-, the i-d;t...r an.l pmpri 1 .r don 'I ruth, w ho i- primari. v . hi" for the exi-telle- of I1I1I y- unw.-irranttvl tit'.er. ul" rjol.;! ity. in the tlipl. .matie s-rviee a- af.... weretary of lefration it was l.is attt nil to the issue of I'.ritUh pa Having already in tli- (! . -. a contempt fi-.r titles ;uid i. il.:h, tiiu-ti'-.n he reii'lily iiwriln-i! pas-port, whatever narii-s .1:1 t.'ie apjiaoants r -.iest;-. uitl.... ti'Uiii;.r in : t,y v. uy their iJ.-i. their r:;.i-hts to the title. "It ; a pjt-.-tfttre." be e. plained, "an l 110 one." The t-tinst-ijiietioe i- !.. are 11. iv tiuite a !arj.re i.rmi'-t r 1 t ii- .1 m 1 .1 v t it les Av llc.s,- tAA !lt !'-. : ! b..;.v y p. .hit to t!ie -I" ir. 1. a Ik. in lire, and t'.anii tary evi l. ii.y to pi,s-v. .:. Ki-ehilni s reeoe-iiit i- u there. EDUCATION NEEDED. l'raiiip Vt-t-J t.f th I uiuit- il.itt lri t-nr.- of the Srhnnlniii.t.'r. Here is au aet'.ial e. .n t-rsation v.!..? txvnrred in a I'iiilud-iphia restaur:.: Wl'veen an Aiueri.-aii ami nn K.- -!.-laali. both of lu-l a'e. and one 11 v l. says tiie ; a n.i. mi: Am--rie:.:i 11--w lotig have yuti Ii v in this .v'.::.tr;. .' Eii".i-.'.:u.iii Aljt .ut two At urs and half. American How far Irom Loti.l. m il. ton lire? EiiK'liKlijiian Kiht in l.oii.i.rti: :h. is, the,v call it Ix tulon. Old L was stirrotinikd liy a w all, and a' : bippvr than i'hilndelpliia. Th- wai! . 4 .t T , l .l Liuiu 1 iy tne iionianh wm-n tiirv im. pied that part of Knjrluud. Anieriean Is that su? Jlow lcnr'a was that? Lng'lishman Oh. about ei.'ht dred years or so, in the time of i "... the Conqueror. Amerieau didn't km.A- the Koiijw: " ever lived in Ln-land. Was that v- iiei.ti all arotm.l the ritv? 1 Knr!ishtnau es. with sevei-.il in it, AA-hieh were stmt nt i.i . Araoi-ii-Hti What wus that 1. W'asn't t here a Kin-' nairnsl ;.- it 10 Avtio tried t t-ojKiu. r A.-n ri. n .1 didn't suect-ed? That us the ti a. the revolution. They ii.-id : r. m i.i-. Knliih and Americans, nj. to isi: 1-H. Knfrlishinau Ytss, 1 V lieve lhere -Komi t hiiifT of that kind Anieriean Isn't I-niiil.-ii on a r:r Iiiieiisluiian Yes. on the T':.a- Soilie people proli'itlliee it tile 11 ', spelk-ti. but it is wroii,;. ORIGIN OF HIGH HEELS. rorrorrly Itlorka of Wood lii.ti.ni J ! andala. Heels, it is said, owe their ot in Persia, where they Avcre h.tr. .i'.k. upon sandals' in the shape of M. -'.; - w.t.l hxeJ underneath, stieh K-i::r t root idea of the? c deforuiitie-- t loA-ely Avoman Aves st manv 4 AVtjt-M. A hijrh, unsten.lv othii secret, injures the h ulTeetsthe spine, as well organs, which are lia. :t i-' rr :. S til- l-'.'-T b,. ii: poa.U placet! by the throw u-lo: ai d entailed. In Persia, the Imtne r.f the 1. mv tin1 New York Press, th.- Mia. ti ' Pric t wotwl amtc ust-.l ;.ini.: to ' :' . feet from the buttling s.ui.i-. country, nnd AAere about 1-- -i'' lli'h " With the P. r.-i.iii w. .tin-u t'lf bl.Aeks AAere A-astly higher tl.:i. creettsl by the men. their b-i:'!i' from ci'rhteetl inehes to Hvn b.'Ctiniii' nirn-e of the natur. than anything else. Stranfely -non;rh, many yr-nr-a sin-ilnr f:shi.n t-anje into Veuiee, but the motive in tin-. . . eoniieally tlilTerent. for ''by .icekms husbauils thAti;rl.t Ih'"-In-able to kev-p their Ale .1' TllC Mipjlorts of MI-.-ll sli v-r, ITl aai-io enUed "eha iiineA s." nn-1 pens. tlli A'anity of the doubtless alst to siij.'ar 1'n j".. made highly ornate. Th'- height of th.-.- .h.-ip.n. terniiii.-d the rank r.1i"i eoutinr f..r the ,''!. ' '" flames ln.-incr peritotte.l to one-half j'nril or uimv hi. h." v.:r." . t '.: lidu't liot lit-r llini Aini li. I.ik'htnioff struck a Nfie .' -r tho other Qav and h i : hi:u xisuc worse for tho tussle, t -f-pt :bst i- It ..1i '..iU-'' to f . (JOlai T ...4 i ; ,, ;. lion Ho eoniplained for a tl.i,. or two of " asihouR-b his tnule h.i i run a'Ji'J i-l dtucj-ed him tbryni'li tL-e L 1" tercmost. People w'uo MirA;v? -s Jersey mosfjiiitoes f .r Laif i ci-'-- Una fi. n tJ 04 part. io fact ... itita a 11 r: l-Ala th pi FRI at 4 o' All I tioroai t.l Pai nine Dortb iw tt unotb Lavmi Mr,4& DJ I 11M. . Ti n wliao 1 one th ti rnit mt.il th tie peri er. il - .Ian Jt3 B( Sr w. in 'T
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