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Mfia no evenX will the a bora urai be da rted from, and thoee who don i eonaalt tneir as interests Dy paylnic In eo ranee mast not e , w t placed on the tame footing ae thoee who iZ f-iet this fact be dtttlnctly understood from tnii ume forward. 9-Pay for your pareer before you (top It. If atop rx?r line A!:n n "rtur'.in: f..I--e.i:.'r' Noti'-eS ' " An t: ' " 'f ? i:r-lT ! l-l IT N 1 w ri;.- lii.nui,. - pr.H-f.-i:ii.if tl nv eurpura. tl iiiiimi n m I 1jM"!Ii ! cfltlicd tC t all i ..: i. ' : I f ' ' ' ,:" ' ' ',',, :.i.iil .l.--r,rl li i. si I r k il I I !t : t!fU.t l . k m.i: .. i '' if. I ' 1 ""' 1 '' mt,i itr ilri iil!ii' l 1 1 - -t A ' i'.4 li l ii: li 'rt It . JA8. C. HASSOr. Editor arc Proprietor. "HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRCTH MAKES FKKE AM) AtX ABE ELAVES BESIDE.' SI.&O and postage por year In lclvance. VOLUME XXV. EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY. DECEMBER 2ft, IS91. NI'MBEIJ 50. r a sealawast Hie la too snort. 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SINGLE BREEPJI LOADERS, FBOH a.OO CPi Itoo-h I.nxtinir Klfle. t2 00 and uo ; also rom- lm ui Sheiln. Tools, ete. Una aort fKi"l bUnnn.li, Watches Jewelry, Sll7erare, MClocm in FennnjlranU. K 8 MIT. f'.T itnre. n out oaa inn 904 LlbertT street, 4"ta.:cr,and 707 Smltnneld street, Pittsburg. S. B Seni tor nnr new einnnal Onn Cata- n. If, tree ol chance. sep3.W 3tn all Paper. , tirl inc. to our Mali Department k-r u. w samples of ISM. 'Nice Papers who.: Solid (iiit. Trom flik:. to 3fJc.; rici KniUissfd and Irrldeut Papers rwii r--. to "i0e. roll. I. KERWIN MILLER & CO., 5.3 Smlthfield tit., , PITTSBURGH, PA. -Mtui..i thi. paper.) rthl.rvr Mountain House titt SH&VIHG PARLOR 1 STREET, EBENSBURG. T'iw!1 nd ,OD established SbarinK th. .." D"w ted n Centra street, op- swa.kIT o'O'Hara. IJarls k. Latn "Kl Ku .v,"l"",lil 'e carried on In the 8aP0,It1IY-. HA1H rurrlNtt AND "V lo l0 s-enteat and mt SjJJii. ' le To.els a specialty. ''m en.iej on at their residences. JAMES H.IHNT Proprietor wptuj Cera Pla&te? Varr:itilAr1 t)i VSaa-c C'rn lift. tt. ear fAUsi rtxi t rci 1 ,!(. (i-s-d Ker .S T 111 a.f.s...a- I . world. Ceel Cttftkc-ai - AlibRCM, A. B. FARQUMAr? C YORK, PA. 48o3t thtont pap-r i North- a I -c 1 WKS 13- 1 TSjv. I .. ;vji 15. Mf n's Ovrrcoitts and 'Siiits at lo.(i. is.( Men'tt Ov.-rcoats ami Suits at rj.. -.t.t Mii's OverrtMits ami Suits at I.".U. fr.'j. Men's Overcoats anil Suits at ?1S.UU. m viol. pnjr yon. por.r.s. CUh'KS. A LIU 'MS. NOVELTIES. UKIC-A-ltUAC. Etc. vlalt pay yon. Aalt 1117' asf nr, for W. I., rtnuirlne Shan. If -nor lor ante in your plncr nk our R-nl-r lo N4-ul for calalauHc-. nc-cure the aiFvcr, mucI urt ihrm lor on. iTTAUE XO MUSTITl'TE. ''sa. WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE GENTLEMEN THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY? It fa a amleifi iuoc, wltn no tucks or wax threaa to burt tbe feel; mtute of the lRt tine fttif. styl.tth 4nd easy anil because ve make more hrs this vratttf thun uy other mnHvtwtnrer, it equals narni HwtMl niMH' cottiur fn.m ti.ii Ut S-VHX OOt-rnninr llauil-nrivrcl, the fl net calT m niiffe evi r ofTered for V.t; ouaH "rt:ucil lmprtfil tihors which coe.t frni ift.w ' to 6.i-i-"X Oof OO llHnri-irivrfl Writ Shor, ftne calf. stylish, contfortalile and iluraMo. The best ahue ever offered ut ihU price ; Hame trratie as cutv t)m-iiuule hIkm eonrlntf fruin JUi.(j to $y.t. CO I'olirr Mtori Knrniem, Hallmad Men i)Oi autl Let terC'urrU-rnull wearttwim tlnecaif. nenniri9. mootti lunil. heavy three aulea vxteo Rin etlKv oue pair will wear aeur. CSO w t9 fiiiecHlfi uo tM'tter fihoe ever ffrre4 at 9-e thirt price; one trial will convince tbosa who want a sin; fr comfort nnl Tvke. QO '-3 d U orkinsMinn nhnes 9 mmm are very troti autl diirubl. Thiwe wIm b-Me Kiven trw-ni a trial will wt-nr uo other make. pAVCl t-J.OO find 1.?.) m-hool slwte are Ef 9 woru ly the Imm everywhere; t Oty acil ra their riierlt. am Ih lorruMliit; uile hIiow. I orlioc I (M) llnnd-wrwril ihoe. bet asOlliCd iitmola. vt-ry tyilih: HiAaiaFreiicA iiripssatf-tftf lios oofttinarfrom to iU.m. LsKUeft ..lO, 9.011 RNd A!. h. for JAlsav ure the lt fine LHinola. sryltfthautl tluralft. ayi iju.e that W. I. lHniulan' name and price av-atUtUHKMl ou the bottom of each shoe. W. U lut'ULAS. linxktou. X. C. T. ROBERTS, Aststf. F.bn.harsr. Pa. fulS.m UP MUeJ Mm tpor-t nnlty ! IOX'T Mlw ilC I wurt, l.eailei 1 ne minority ne-iert thoir on pertaaliUs. and rata itiK f init liv In perir 4 cli in ebteariCT! IIarrwii(t-sioir la ih lx af mrtny. a they look bwkM loK. furveriot. eppertnulry. I.lle ! pa lit Kxu-a vol. Maa amo doluc- Improrayoitr pjorm miv. ail 4 sr:Ar rvna?rli. jrtinutsr. pr. It wa taiJ by a ptiUeasjb1:-, tit at 'ttia tiod ! of Fortnna offers a SO Idea or rtm.ity Ati aet mih at vm eeriofl of lif; iubremtcUurm, mod wurotit lir rirhs: f-T.il tode e and dvwts. rerM ravturn. Ilow ii.all yoa find tii .ulix ffMrtotitv ltfcrr ii(at ersjry rhanr thai appaara vorti.y. aisd alr atviui . tlmt i what ad ac cftd mad. Ileraia aa onportMtiity. nch as is nntoftaa withia tlitackC UIhtih pt.U. Iiuprovad. H will (iva, allaaat, a KrJ atari ia lil. luacoi m f apportunity for many la hara. !Iner i naU mpi'liv and hotmrably ty any inlnsitritia rMru ot aitker Allac. Yoa rao do tit wot Is and livo at liumo. lu'rotr nn ara. oa b a;laitora ara aily aarumg; U to I O ir . Yoa caa do wall it yoa wiU work. ! t" ixtrd, t indoatri ualy ; and jvm caa Inrreaaa yur i u'tiio yn conn. Yoa caacivaaparottuiaosaly.orail jrtxtr tun to iha wrk. Easy t lastro. Capital t4 ro4tii vd. .V atu.rt vnn. Alt it com frarattvoly now and rii aoadm-rid. a lntmet and Uqw ya bow. frcw r silitra unknown aiuotic our work ra. Ko room to aiUio bvro. Write at.d taato all frew. b ro'nrn tnnil. L'tiwlt to ilMy Ailr.s at onr. II. UaULatC sttx Co. liua. l'ua tltuul Malaa. TO WEAK. MEM. SnflerlDif from therffects of outhful rri)r . ear- ly.leray. wastlnw wnknev . lot manhood, elo . I i r 111 vend a valuable treail'e (-osle.l) ountainlni( I fall particulars tor liotne eoru K EE ' charier, A ftilendld medical work, sboDid le read by er err man who la nrous and d'illtated. Address Prf F. V. IUWI.1R. edn. ' . J0H5 F. STBATI05 A h05, 4t A 42 Walker 8t. WW I0BK. . A U.u.l. twLh Ib mil lindm of MUSICAL MERCHANDISE, Violins, ftultara. Banjo, AccordaoA. Harmoni cas, Ac all klnda of String, etc. etc 1 lappy and contcot U bride with "The Rof Chester;" she lives in the light of the morning. Ta learn mart, writ Jtockitttr Zaw Co. A'rut York- wLoMtuniy. Jr A. StelW H Urwa4mmj, Ii, V, THE USHER. Who rneetx the people at tho door And souls them wh-re there's room for more, With guiluntry and verve culorx-r Tbe usher. Who, with discrimination true. S 'at well dressed stranger In a ier Well down the center In fall view The usher. Who. with a like discernment, knows The poorer stranr rs by their elothes And pus them in the rearmost ro.-? The u.-her. Who. when he thinks the air i rlonu, Will o;Mn windows and exiose la to the uraiifc'ht that tlirouirh them fclows Tbe u.shrr. Who then, with much eoniiruoua car" Will rl(we the windows 'mid the a tare Of all tho congn-gat ion there? The usher. Who Is the center of all eyes. Hut yet to aet unconscious tries. And wears the latest tlilr..- In ties? The usher. Who is It that the pirl nil know. F.'r whom they oft iirefermeut show. Add long lo have him for their beau? The usher. Who In all doinirs has a share? Whom could tne ladies never spare Who sells the tickets at the fair? Tbe usher. Who, though with follies now beset The-e aff-rtatlons will forget. And make a right pood fellow yet? The usher. Inter Oceaa. A DEATHBED 'MARRIAGE Confidential Revelation of Miss Trigg's Strange Illness. "Yes. miss, certainly. I lived tt hli Mrs. -llirch Miss tlrijr that tus lie fare she marricil Mr. liircli. I knew all about that affair. It was verj sinprti lar indeed very. I'm not sure that I oupht to mention it, for if a Lady ' .maid can't hold her tonjrue she casTt find ifood )laees. Dear me, I'm no talker. I'm as mum as a tuotise. 3Io vl.els of pearl powder and Tinarts of roujre have 'I applied with my own hands, and never so much as hinted at. a for cotton, bles your heart, ive never breathed alwmt it, and I did live with a lady once that took arsenic refrtilarly for her complexion. That no secret, for she took too much one djty -by .acci dent and died. "There was an inquest and It all came out. It's well it diil, fer suspicion pointed to her husband. Somehow, it always seems to strike a jury that a husband is the likeliest person to wish his wife out of the way. Iiot this isn't anything atsnit paint. Mis (Irif'rrs. lK-infr on the stajfe. maite no Hecret -of i tlmt- Sll nlri I rniifw c nit b.tiK mwu ! I've often had tickets prven me and g-one with my younff man to see !her act. And when she was liai:prhty and curled her iio:e like, miss, and looketl at other folks over her shoulder, and talked away down in her throat like a pipoon purlin'', she vra splendid, miss. It made think how nice it would be to Iks a titicuu and to take airs over everybody. "Well, Miss (IriTtT was en"""ed to W married. Ir. llirch had fallen in love with her when she was playing1 Ham let's ma. Perhaps you hare seen the play, niiss? The younp man objects to his ma petting' married the second time, so I seemed to make out, and act ed most impertinent, piving' buss to his ma and his step-pa, and carrying- on awful. And there was a pooryounk lady quite out of her mind that after ward pot drowned. "Well, she was playiajj TlamW ma and Mr. ISirch fell iu love with her and sent her a letter, and called and made an offer all in no time. She ac cepted him, of course, and the prejv arations for the wedding' bepan. I don't think any lady ever had so many .tresses before. Silks ami satins and velvets and laces. Iear me, Mme. 's whole establishment was hard at work for a month, and if I'd had twen ty finpers, instead of ten, I'd have had use for them alL At last everything1 was finished. The rtrunks were packed, liftjen o "cm, miss, and fourteen were to po on that afternoon, and one the one with the wedding1 and traveling dress-s was. of course, to le left and po with the liride when she started next day. She was to be married at ten o'clock in cliurci and then drive home, have a spIeBdid breakfast, chanpe lur dress and catch the three o'clock train. Of xmrse I saw to the trunks, and was very careful; but just when I waa leeded most, just as the trunks was joinjr downstairs. Miss tiripjf called -ue. Miss (Jripp was a lady who didn't like to wait. I went to her at once, miss, as was my duty, and I said tc Hridget Duster, the chambermaid: " -Jiridpet, watch that black trunk and see that the men don't carry it 'Bridpet understood with her el bows, of course, miss, and after I had been to the land's end for two yards of blue ribbon of exactly such a shade as she wanted and got back I found that she had sent off the black trunk first ot all. and was very proud of having been so cartful The trunks were all miles away by that time. There was nothing for it but to tell Miss Oripg. She flew at me, miss. I don't blame her for being angry. I would forgive her in sueh a case, she flew at me violent, miss; and then, miss, she had spasms. She beat tho sofa, she tore her hair, she screeched, and me all the while saying: " 'Uemerak-r your eyes, miss. Think how you'll look. Your nose U swelling dreadful, miss. "Finally she came to and bathed her face. And says she: 'Flora, what shall I do?' " 'I don't know, miss' &aid I, 'unless you put off the wedding until you tel egraph for the truDk. ""o.? said she, 'that's unlucky; be sides, one never knows. None ain't to be depended on.' " 'You might borrow a dress.' said I. "'As if I'd be married in one that didn't fit me,' said she. 'Stop, don't speak a word. I've an idea. "She sat with one finger on her lip for awhile. Then she said: " 'My embroidered dressing-gown- The white one! That's here?' "In tho bureau, miss.' said 1. " 'Very well.' said she. 'I'll be mar ried in that. Telegraph for tho tmnk. Flora.' . t " 'The white dressing-gown, miss? i said I. nearly astonished out ol my senses. " 'Yes, said she. 'the white dressing gou, gooo; you don't think I'm point? to le married in church in that, l won't put off the wedding, and I won't Ftand up lie fore a crowd in anything but my white satin dress! I tut I'll le married at the appointed hour for all that. No telegraph for my trunk and come back soon. "When 1 came back I found Miss tiripg in lntl and the "doctor sent for. He was puzzled. I could see that, lie couldn't tell what was the matter, and Miss t'ripg was too faint to sjX'ak. He questioned me. I said she had Innn very much agitated. He prescribed something ami went off. bidding mu send for him if she seemed worse The evening papers published the report that Miss iripg was danpeiwnsly ill, and Mr. llirch came to the hotel in a terrible fright, as pale as a sheet, to jsk how he was. I tok him down "her love, -and she was very ill." "Thea Miss tlrigg said to the ladies who rarac in: "Leave me with my faith ful Flora." and we were left alone. I can't say that I was surprised when she sat op in lied and said briskly: " "Ivk the door. Flora. Fin sick of lying -on :ny back. I've taken them in. haven't J? You see what I am about nowT 'K.vaetly, miss." said 1. to lie too ill t be married when the time comes." '.Xo," said she, "to Ik' ill enough to e married in the white dressing-gown. I'm going to be niiuried . on my dviug bed. Flora.' ""I avc a sereechanJ "jshLLi"iii3u"d, and then she made a supper of sardines and biscuits and wine, and she threw the medicine out of Die window. Farly next-day the doctor came. I answered his question as .to what sort of a night his patient had passed by saying she had liecn "much the same. And then I took a little note she had written to Jklr. Kirch. 'I knew what was in it. She told him "that rather than leave the world without keeping her vow to him she would be married on her dying-bed." I powdered her up well. miss, and dressed her in the embroidered dressing-gown, with tuberoses at the throat. 1 pu.Ucd flown the preen shades and darkened the room. Nhe fixed the pil lows to prop herself up with aud then skipped into b;si. """ 'tiiva me 1113- pearl bracelets, she said, 'and the handsomest of thse handkerchiefs and all my rings; and Flora, mind you must sob all through the ceremony; I'm going to be caliu.' "We ha in't five minutes more, but "jnst as the first knock cum- to the door she whisjHred: ''-Oh, dear: if I only could have slaw music. Couldn't you catch that "Tra viata"' organ. F'ora. and pet him to play forlialf an hour outside the win dow? lie's always on tho corner. Flora. I'll leave you sojiietliiug liauu some if you do.' "I did it, s-hort as the time was. I caught the man and he ground out his quarter's worth. "'The clergyman was a very aire, neat, nearsighted old gentleman. Mr. llirch was the drea-lfulest sight pale as a ghost and shaking from head to foot. The groomsman looked dread fully sorry; the four or five intimate friends looked as though they were at a funeral; and to see her, with her culm smile and powdered face, one hand against her heart, the other in his I was glad I'd leen told to sob; I had to do something. A lid so they were married. " 'I fee. said Miss Origp. slowly, "that this, perhaps the last moment of my life, is very sweet. T die thus, with my hand in yours ah! Dear friend, adieu. Flura. my faithful maid, take this ring. I saw lier pick ont the cheapest; but no matter. "Uemember me by it- Sow leave us, 'Then everybody kissed her and went out of the room sobbing. "In a inou.ent more there was a scream; Mr. Ilirch had fainted away. It too an hour to bring hi:n to. "The reporter of the evening paper -was waiting outside for the news. It was published all fiver that night, but the next afternoon the traveling uress came back in the b'ack trunk. "Yes, miss, of course Miss tlrigg I mean to say Mrs. ISireh recovered at once. And that's the whole story. I'm the only one that knows it.- and I wouldn't mention it t anyone but you, ma'am." X. Y. Xcws SOUTHERN "ARISTOCRACY. A Popular SuperatitiiiU I'rlrkeil Kirti 1'lautrrs of l'lelei:n Origin. It is the favorite theory of political writers that there was in 1st;;) a distinct difference between northern and southern character, arising out of the fact tliat the dominant element in the north has descended from the Puritan, and in the south was descended from the Cavalier. It is now established that no such difference of origin can lie proven. The Virginian and the Maryland planters, the New Jersey Quakers and the Connecticut and Mass achusetts settlers sprang from the same class in England. The elements chiefly represented in all the colonies at the time of their foundation were the intelligent yeomanry and small land owners. The aristocracy of which the south lioasted so much was not de scended from the younger or the older sons of Englishmen of rank; it was made up of the sons and grandsons and treat-grandsons of those planters who were the first by their shrewdness and energy to acquire large landed estates. The climate had brought about some changes, and in the south there had been developed a class of small land owners, the so-called ptor whites, who had but little improved during the century previoas to the civil war. The original bases of the white population were, however, the same. Albert Pushncll Hart, in New England Mag azine. Sixty Ycura In Sllx-ria. A Napoleonic veteran has lately re turned to St. IVterslmrg from Nilwria. This old gentleman, who is a Pole by birth and a native of Wilna. is named Ainitsctzky. and has attained the age of one hundred and three. He was Na poleon I.'s adjutant, took part in his world-famed expedition to llussia, and was decorated by the emperor with the Legion of Honor at the battle of W& gram. He was taken prisoner at lJer esina, and, receiving a pardon from the Czar, remained for a time in the Rus sian service. Ittit, for having taken part in the Polish rising of lSli. he was condemned to twenty years' imprison ment in the mines of Niberia. On the termination of his sentence he was fre to quit Siberia, but he has been fort, years in tokiDg advantage of his permission. "GOOD-BYl" They part Ulon the crowded street, A nil pari and part ; xilh tireless lis t They t:int ami stand, their a:;ilr tonuus lroK ll.-d ly isiter.t, ac.ie luu.rs. They ki. they part: tUoy backward hie To kiss and part aiid stay : "tiomUjy f W ell. Kood-!:"' 'ti.Kj(l by!'' 'riooil ty!" -Well. ko.k1 by!"- The engine puffs, the whistle Idows, And to and fro the truekmsa Cea, At "All aboard!" the trailers rush, Kxccpt the twe that ever (rash. And kiss unit part and Lis. and cry Above all other roars: "flood by I" "Will. Bid by :- -t; M.v:"' -Oood by:" Well. goesMiy:-' With cultun-d pitch or common ba.l. At ehurr?. or lurUet. hut or halt At feast or lu: ral. still are heard The pair who s;-U or.e uure last word. And start and vralt a-.iJ amp ify Their parting with a -Well, p km! by1-' "Well, jjood-liyr ;oM-by !" 'flood by!" -Weil, goou-by:" Ami uh ! when idt?hT (simcK drooping dowu With (.-en tie touch tohu-di the Utwu, There's yet no r-s-iite: for In-low IVrehaaee "ti ; llridet aud her lieau. r dainty Kate ;:u.l hers, who si-h To part and wait and say: flot-by T' "Well, pooil-by:" -f ioo-i-by :"' -flood by :" -Well. gooU by:" Klmira tiazellc. THE CXMUSICAL PIANO. And How It Was That It Ceased to Annoy. f h W7 iilipiic- Mfc Jinipmfr it Jjntj Objeets to His lyourly. Sad Neigh bor's Mnsiral K Tor t . In I'ntbetir Key. llad a queer experience tho other lay." said Jiuipsou at the club, sipping his ewffi'c. The aft.-r-dinner conversa tion had drifted into a discussion as to wh-tbrr thu piano was a curs; or a blessing to modern life. The opinions seemed ta lie about evenly divided. Certainly it cannot le said of the piano, as of other instruments, that its " Musie arose witu its voluptuous swell, suit eyei looked love to eyes wUUh spake aain,' For Uyron wrote that at a time when the piano was as yet practically un known. Nor did ".Vooilsv.-ort h have ref erence to tho piano when he remarked: "Where music dwells, Lin'triui'. and waad.'riu ; oa a l-v..rh to .Hi. L.iku thoughts, whose very sweetness yielded proof That they were boru for immortality.' "'N no; it has been amply stated that 'music hath charms lo soothe the savage br.'ast," but not jiiau music. That line was jxruned at a mtn-!i earlier period. '"'When Music, heavenly mal l. younu While yet ia early firceee ! imf," And. therefore, ye brethren of the ciuill, I have to cast my vote against the further continuant-? of this instru ment of torture auricular an I mental th. piano." This harangue had bec-n delivered by Simpson, the recognized authority on the ioeth. a man who was always r'i'iriUr in ttftft, fitrii:, r in r and whose voice, therefore, was rather potent. It was iu reply to him that .limpsoii had said: ""Had a fucer experiem-o tho other day." And to this a chorus had responded with: "Then by all means let us have it- ""Well," said Jimpson, "yon know I have lived in a flat since last M.ty. It's cozy, containing every kind of improve ment that heart can wish, and for about a month I felt real comfortable in it. Hut one evening, jtit about dnsk, as I was lolling in my easy chair, I heard musie overhead in the upper Hat. It was piano music. That in itself was nothing to get angry about, but the kind of music it was! Played by somelwuly who has never been properly taught, who hacks away and makes each note shriek and howl, who has no conception of harmony, meas ure and time, the hackneyed pieces which filtered down to me t h rough the ceiling in un.Tsthetie chunks by no means promoted, my post-prandial di gestion. Next morning 1 inquired as to the identity of this modern Torque rnada. I was Udd by the janitor it was a young widower, who had lost his wife but recently, a quiet, unobtrusive, otherwise well-lehaved man. Next evening, as 1 sat at my desk. a in fully seeking for a proper denouement in the plot of my new novel the hero having gotten himself into au awful hole, from which it was very hard to extricate him the music overhead be gan again. The same mtisie, same pieces. And it was played as exas-peratino-ly as ever, by clumsy fingers and with a touch that would have done honor to a wofwl-chopper. I felt sick at heart- In spite of all my efforts to ignore this tantalizing music, I could not. Every bar hit my sensitive ear like a trip-hammer. I was unable to continue work. And that night in my sleep I heard as an endless refrain the trills and frills of 'Jo Anderson, My Jo. "Coaiin" Thro the Kyc. 'Annie Laurie and 'Nancy Lee.' It was a regular nightmare. Walking and sleeping, those over-ripe tunes followed me about ate with me. drank with me, slept with me and prevented me from work. Thus a fortnight passed, and I was just about on the brink of lunacy. "Last Wednesday evening, as the piano fiend above was again racking my soul and body, I became desperate. Of course, I kuew I had no legal right to interfere, nor to tell him to stop his infernal playing. Hut an insatiable desire to see what this fiend in human shape It Hiked like, and whether, per haps, by bulldozing or by skillful flat tery I might prevail upon hint to let up on me, had taken, possession of me. I had wasted away to a shadow during that fortnight, and I thought he might possibly take pity on me if threats or diplomacy should not prevail. So 1 climbed up that liight of slairs and touched the electric button, instantly the playing ceased. Slow, heavy stps, aa of one tired out, came, ami the door was opened. I was invited iu. "When I had sat tlown iu his dining room I hurriedly took an inventory. There was but the lighted piano lamp, and that shed a rather dim and uncer tain light over the rest of the room. Hat I noticed all sorts of reminiscences of his dead wife. There were pretty embroidered tidies on the sofa and chairs; there were several tiny paint ingsfinite evidently the work of a female amateur; aud there was a por trait of the deceased herself, draped in crape, and in one corner of the frame stuck a faded, dried bunch of flowers. The picture showed a pretty young face, vhv dirk eves se-m-vl l'ok upon inn with a gentle, reproachful gaze. I began to feel a load settling down on me and the heart within me grew heavy. I felt worse than a:i intruder I felt like a ruthless foe i:i t'.-is mourn ful home o a happiness that had htyn. Just then my neighbor's voice struck my ear: " -U hat can I do for you?" '".Mechanically, felloein,' but the im pulse that had brought m' up tilers. I told him of my tr.als and tribulations, due to his incessant piano playing in the evening. "When 1 had ended the man looked at me with the expression of a hunted dog whose last reft'ge is aliont to be taken from him. lie nodded his head. 'Yes, yes,' he sa'd. with a voice tht seemed full of unwept tears. 'I might have known it. SoinclMly wa . sure to object- And as I hastily i ltf rposed some remarks intended to make my in trusion less painful to him, this neigh lxr of inin with the sad mien slowly turn fl his face to the light so that 1 could study the features furrowed by sorrow, notice the hair on the temples and how it began tr wax thin aud pray despite his thirty-five years. "-Yoa are fjuite r'.giit," he ratir ii Hired. "I know what goxl playin ; means, for my wile she played well and I've often enough Iisten-.fi to her to know. Not that she was a per fect performer. She generally only played simple tnnes. those that speak to and touch the heart- Hut she played "Thgirety.wrtf-aTTrr-s ft'i'jjti (I saw a tear. in tu manVcyc. i lint what am I to do? You see. I am at the bank all day long. (He is cashier in it.) When my work is over I go him''. Often have 1 meant to go to the thea ter or some concert, or to an en tertainment at the house of a friend. Hut I cannot. It is impossible. Thes-j rooms, the scene of our brief happiness draw me as with hooks of steel. I can not resist. And what should I do else where? The thought of my poor wife folloivb me everywhere. Aud here I see her. I feel her presence. And that, consoles tne for her loss. That, too, has driven me to the r iano her piano. I know next to nothing of music, it i-; true. Hut when 1 sat down on her stool fjr the first ti:ne and ltK.ke.l through her sheets of musie the irre sistible desire came fiver in-; to try and play her favorite pieces those she playe 1 so well and which re-all her most vividly to me aud I've done it. I play them. I learned how without a teacher insensibly, by degrees, just trusting to my poor knowledge of the. notes and to my memory. I suppose in fact I know it must sound horrible Vi others, especially neighlxrs. this play ing of mine. Hut it i.s such happiness 1t me. I see her again, gracefully bending over the piano ami nfMlding t. me, giving m.; one of lier sweet glanc-s. Aiiil that is way 1 am piaying alt hi piano during iny leisure Lours in the evening. "There was silence in that rimm. Then I rose, shook the hand of tin man wlnjin I had. au hour ago. wished iu hades, and stole away. And now that is the queerest thing of all his playing no longer disturbs me at my work. In fact, it inspires me. I sup pose a part of the fancies that come frver him are sliarcd by me, and I shall never disturb him again. "Well, said Simpson, who liad a suspicion i moisture in his left, his weak, eye, that siiows that even the piano is good for something. Let's go." C'hicajn Herald. A QUEER BUSINESS. Aa I.ngL.li auiM U'be Sold Itirch "QVo la for Eoya. A great English eslitor. Mr. Henry La bouchcre, tells of an advert Lseinent that appeared recently in one of the Loudon papers, which read as follows: IMKCH KOUS-Small and han.'.v. I-"., bv post, I well pitched. 11A WJCSTON. care ot Mrs. Tayler. S Hawthorn terrace Canterbury. This was such a strange advertise ment, says Harper's Young People, that Mr. LalKJuchere thought he would in quire into it, and so he sent to Mirs Weston a note requesting her to send him a birch rod as advertised, ami en closing the necessary shilling. Shortly the rod arrived, and with it a iioto from Miss Weston to this effect: "Miss Weston incloses one rinl here with. It must le steeped in water to restore its suppleness, and the handle may lie wrapped in ribbon. Miss Wes ton advertises at a loss, but with a view to restore the rod and reform the pres ent 'untamed race of English boys aud girls."- Just think of it! Making a regular business of selling birch rxids to make lioys .lx'tter. How would the Ihvs of this country like that, and would they agree with my informant that this lady isengaged in a great and glorious work? I am afraid not, ami I am further not afraid to say that the modern lxiys who stand in need of the rjd are like angels visits, few and far between. A Week's Work. According to the Iron and Coal Trades Journal, a statistician has cal culated that a week's work in Hirming-li.-nn. Enir.. comnrises. amonir Its vsiri- ous results, the fabrication of H.000,000 pens, G.000 bedsteads, T.OtMt puns, 30,- I doo.ooo cut nails I.tKKi.ooo buttons, 1,000 saddles. 5.000,000 copper or bronze tins. 20.O0O spectacles, six tons of lapier-mache wares, over i:i0.000 worth of jewelry, 4,000 miles of iron and steel wire, ten tons of pins, five tons of half pins and hooks and eyes. 130.000 gross, of screws for wood work, 500 tons of nuts and screw holts and pikes, 50 tons of wrought-iron hinges. S50 miles length of wax for vestas, 40 tons of refined metal, 40 tons of German silver, 1.000 dozen of fenders, 3,500 bellows, b00 tons of brass aud copper wares, to say nothing of the myriad other articles, such as piano fortes, cylinder castings, perambu lators, wheels, axles, safes, locks, etc. Tlie liwuaua snp ply It is not without good reason that the banana has become so popular in recent years. For it is said to ,h.s.sr'.ss m Itself all the essentials to the sustenance of life for both man and Wast. It ln-longs to the lily family, and is a developed tropical lily, from which by agea of cul tivation the seeds have been eliminated and the fruit for which it is cultivated greatly expanded. In relation to the bearing qualities of this fruit. Hum boltlt, who early saw the wonders of the plants, said that the prtmnil that would grow VJ pounds of potatoes would rrow SU ponuds of w heut. but that the same ground would grow 4.ti.1 pounds of bananas, consequently to that :f wheat is IU3 to 1 and to that of pota toes 41 to I. DID NOT MATERIALIZE. Jn nrr ealloTcr dr.ys 1 lielu-vod - i.:antiri, l:i ':"U u;..l in wraith; I.lUe acrxlnlo'.e. youth I '.-cciv- I ISii.vi i it. o:i as part ol my taifo. I would Wiiti 1t by eravc .-i- 1 i -ii nlSht And w. ui 1 in J ui.:.:! t ' l.i-iuU-:l, la r .ora i thai wer l.-a a-ed. Uiil of s:ec-. r:; 1 ne'er r..ti .". si rbt. 1". ir t'vy il- v r ti-iteri-ilix.fJ. N-.'. t i a v r i.i.i- 1 1 1 .."" d, Ajaiaun 1 a ;a:.i 1 U.sv -.A iWn in vaip Ana lacy ncv. r i:.i.t.-.i.a.x.-d. Wr.c-i t j vM-i.'.::i aid n-r-! I a"? lined I court i a ai.ii l-n of v.- lili, JJer f il u.-.- lay n.'i r i i 1 A'i J w- til i: n -l i I f t -.jrrii d by stealth. To the par - :;V. ,: pr'.raia.-U to ift Ari l her ar 1 ut a .; Arrived t li b lo o 1 . r. asbt her I t 1 :.. o . ! n in n-ie. I',:rs..-tU !n't iu tt ri : I..", tin. ;!.!.- li'Hl t III 1 :'i .i.2- Though 1 uatb-tt :.b t!.:v i: u e luitient way Siie Uidu'l Uiat ".'4-lize. SfK ftilr.tj.m nrr.? i-rtcr-".' v. y bvr.it:. And I th t;,.'.:t of t! e v.-:-.;-, ol tar street Where 'tis ca-y a f rtu'.:c to j'aln In crater, in (" ' r i-i v. :. -at. So I tio-.ir.l all lay v.-i-ait.i J .to rol l, Aui the very 1 : t it.rj.: Went intotii-- '.) ; -'.tot Hut. the foitutie I I. a v. r b ':fi-i: I'i-r :wi.! i r i : i erinliz' No, "twi.l n-.-ver i i: t - in '.-. Though I keep my eiiJ 'l;.i l'u io looi-a ti -jnO. "Twill never niab ria'.izo.- Then I went to a towu i i the v est. For my f-.-iil ::i 1 tl. -u Lt u- i.-i:--1 rrK:a, And I botiiui in. i a lut ..'.a- ti.i.- rest tf the boomer aw-iiia : a Uxnn. And I stayt it tin r a year aad a day. Fori he to..m v. o r.Wi.ituil Or sonu -how p"t b- -" the wi-y; li! u di.l i't in t ri:: ..e. Nit. it i.iua't in t'-: : il ze. And the trumpet of dooui ei.n t enliven tha bootn For 'twill never laatcri:!''-" I now have a rrray li iir or i". And sonic bra:a ia ill" ' t o. fi -. it trn-y. Audl've found tel.' :. . .is.l r.i b.-:ow Lli: exp.-ri- ucj ri : -. i .'. ! I.i7 Oh, the vi-.i i::, t,t e n.luooJ arj va.D Aiid a-i v.e cr... i,U.-j:, With he:at- lir.l t l l.-r We are lr.-..r:i- d c:.t .sin S-:;'.n: ISt-.t tU-.r I e-. r i .. r. I J. : Nti. l!.ei 1.-. vcr l:i..i-:r. i 17.:. If are rtotf t 'vi'i our by ; j i'Veta : au 1 i l-jri. lt v. ;ii r.: ver lar.'.-rialir '. -tlei'tre li rton. ia "::i:..." lb .MuL AIJE WE TO DUliX UI Speculations Roarilincr tho K. -tara of tho Sua'3 H;at. Inereaso of I lent on the ::ir:b llurio,. tli I'rf-ai.-i4if f si. i spot . i'li siu.i'a Knvi'liiiii' Our l'ru terit.r. The violent heat that r-o i.nddei'1'. fol im-.-.-.l the :L!i;K-".r:i ;-.-e o." 1h. I'r : :,u:i r.Tvit . i:i llu litt r p i ft t .1 .1 : says Coidthtvait :s Jeo :';:;:! ii-;l no th. :t!.t f. v. o'.ce i:i t:;::,.y tni i;:u-M..ffl-. :. . 1 ;i t lie n::'. i::v an: -:.t.-" ii I'.i- itii'i'.t -!H'.' ex.-rl.'l v.r. ..i t:. earth by varie.ti n ; i.i tl: .: r.'.i ri the :,un. 'lln'ft: atijiear., t. be :. lm bt that the ra '.iative e :i rg.v i f t" tin is increased v. i.:-u the .'.jit-. I.r ut upon it i sr.rl'ac :, it rfasonr.!l .. Ui e:i l: ill' t!i:it t i .- -:. T.ist i -;n -ri e.-.- a '' : beat at such tiines. Vet. singular ! eniiuh. tJe best iibservati ui-i le:.r,.: uptm this que .tio:i in.lieate ju ,t ti. etntrary con'iti.n ff things. K h-. l.s'en found in India tliat the me:.-. tcmiH'rat-.ire is 1jv.it instead t.-f h';-h luring th maximum p -riods t.T :.. -spots. Such a re ,j'.t iua,t iie 1 rot!-.' , aUittt by terres? rrtl co-n'.itvm s -e.l.. arc able ia st,i:ie ;:y ti reverse t! eliect of inerea n -.1 ra ii:iti:;i f.-,..i 1. still. Hut a very great itn-rea.. in S . solar heat could hariily be ti.-ulrali.: in that way. li". t'.K:i. th :.:n at cer tain ti-Aes suildeniy p i-e.r, f i."'.h an ex traordinary gush i'f heat, the car:' cust take the co.:sette:'"e s. Tl.i whole siilijftJiieetiHie , part :e:il:'.r!y nificant in view f.f iiio lera di .i- n.-r.t eoiicerii-ng tiie nature uii-1 i-ititiili.i!. if such brv'.tcs : . the : till. !f n.:i it name, at lea.t i.i pra-ttee, the:-.' e';'et :i seienee of c ::p-i-:i'.:ve 1 l p':v.i c All tho snns of t paeo ar snatte tt 'o . IrlU-ute to our kn- eie.g . d;r nv. -ejn falls into a pec ::1 ci.-is-, ;i:t 1 . t'ouml to In sharply dilTere'.iii.rtcd . many particular. iro::i lit .t.:r -. the do not b?lon,r; in the same calegur, with itself. Lvcii the nnc'u'tits -knew, tir at lea e surmised. t!:at the slnr; are s'.t;-) lur it remained for t iie ustroii.-.fter . e.i tee day to d in i".is'-t-;:t-e tiial tlieee ii : great variety of bens. St.il. i:;r ail the variation i l!i-r" rtT:-. ai:i.i ... likeness and an evi 1.-.; id-'ntity jf ui mate coasliiulijii au.l tie. .liny, the diiTeront class-.-; of :u:i mer;' into one another by almost ins -Die graduation.;. Tiiere .s uli ev idencj' tiiat suns pass irotu one c!.t intc another, either a , :t result of j r prcssiva develupaient or in conseijti -;i of the ;.ii'.dei otiltire .k i 1 ra!t'.irm ing forces, 'i he last fae. i- of su;re::.e inU'rcst to the i:ih:iMta-;ts f a 5 !a:i which, like the cai't-i, iie; eiid i 1 .r it prosperity, an.l c-vt-n f -r its very e cnee. upon a soir.r or') i , ha' stupendous changes, 'i ':e p. rio i c::l o:.t- break tif sun-:,-)t. in a evil 01 ;:'i .j'. eleven years alone suiliee . i, p'a.' tiie sun in the large :.iid continually i.: creasiug list of the svcr.lled r:;,'il lj stars; an-l the wide d.lier iiec in t'.ie intensity of these outbreaks : i d.u- r cnt times intlierile-, that we cannot cottnt upm th j chunk 's in the :J,.ia".-i r : diatire energy as we upon r.t:..-i e hu- paratively regular vni-ie.'.ions :is lho., of the .seasfiiis. which are capable cf geometrical calculat 0:1. So Jong a, the an, omit of the change is :.::i::u. aud it has lieen iluring th-' perio 1 eovcre 1 by human history, no M'liojs r.-sult ; are to be apprehended, but there is no absolut ; certainty t'.sat the ch::-.i;f uot sudlenly bee.T.u dcslru -tiv. 1 , great. Such n:t event is iui;ifo!iable but not impossible. Not or.1-.- th sudden apparitions of ue'.v :,turs, but also the cnoeiiioti , c'i-a:i;Te s of brilliancy tiiat many weil-knov. 11 va riable stars under : 1. ftirii.h evi dence ef the poten-.ul ea;)::.-ily of a sun to bur.st forl!i, u;i-e: : uit' !e prov ocation, with an overw l e trei:: .- e::. rry of ra liutiou in th fae? 1 1 , Lieiiuo planetary life eouM survive. The sun is surrtt.inded with what, from our point of view, might bo termed a protectivo envelope, or at mosphere, which absorbs, as the spec troscope shows, a large part of the ra diations prfHreeding from the tremen dous inner core of the f-oiar glolie. Other stars possess a singular absorp tive envelope, aud iu ttvequeni'' are rankeil in tho same cfawwith the sun. In some stars this envelope is far more effective in producing alsorpi ion thau is the ca.e with the sun, and mk-Ii 'tir- see::i to be seaoblenng aii't sinlcm.: toward extin.'tion. t'.ioiiii i;i stm.e cav.s they iieeasionally Hare up with lurio-.tsoutbii-sts. as thougn sli ugh.ig a,-ai.ist itiiji.-.i.l.ng fate. iiut by far the greatest imm'.ier of the stars ap pear to be less cirectiiully l.i.t lUft-l with absorbing vajnirs than the si'u is. Sirius. for in-.tanee, the brighle..t sta visib'.e to us, iiT.il Vega, otic t.f tl: imi.t brilliant ornaments of the snit: :.niij:n r ev.-nln rs, shine with .1 spk-.e tl-.r and intensity of ra li:.ti n lar : reeling the sun's, in leien debt i y ff th fi-atest siie. Sirius. for in .Lance, pours out seventy or eighty 1:nes : miii h li-ht a ; th sun, althot.h reeen; estimates of its mass show taat it i perhaps not more than four t ines : heavy. The- intensity of Sirius" rad:.i t on must then be many I'lm-.. grert than that of the sun, in consequence ' tin absence of an absorptive att:;t p'icre eaiiabb; of stopping a lar share of its rays. Life-bearing plan could not possibly e.rc.Hate aroi. Sirius at uistarei-s prt'ini'titKiat': tot: earth's d'sta lieu from the .'tin: ami the enrtain 1h:.t scfei-ns tAX fro. 11 1: the full fury of the solar light and he::' were withdrawn the life, of tho u: -smitten globe might till vanish ami., th" vapors of its steaming :,eas. The speeU. iseope shows that th' gl'jwing at mosji.el-es of siiiiie of tl stars Mcasionnily flame up to an i tensity exceeding that of the fc gliiln's within t hem. That kind of .- 1''l2-'lt""';"irt"'1"' "'i .'i'i'1!'!-! v..'ry awnwar.l TrT lis pu 'I n.t.i tatf . 1 . the i-onsol ing fact remains that t stars which exhibit this uncomforta peculiarity evi iletitiy 1 cl'.;i;g in "a C fert-nt class f r im that i:i wl.ich f gre:it. star at itresent sta mis. Yet b easing change, often in aee ot-t'.a t with laws which we do not understa s th.t iinler of the- universe: ami laving for our god of day and of 1. lti orb t'aat wo know is subject varying m ri:ls. we ine.-t not lit" t certain that the ultimate fate tif la Uiii.i. a,:,i):ne jienple have e include to be fr ien t death on an ice-eti ox;J and sun-aba iidoi:cd lobe. t .ic-le ;la. a I'oiumf-nt itiir. A ilo.'.eti 1:1.-11 who were :! the ' if loaf: tig away their Sr.:iil:i v. dh: of the old 1 'enob.se:jt Jib't.-l in r li while 1 heir wives attended serv: ee -. gather. si by an i::'. !ui ,ia-t ie ytnin;. : Lor into til.- S11 :.l..y-school Th. y called th.t 'hor,)shl cla .,' an t members tjf the st Imol Vtciv more : t;lar in atteniia"). e or original in . : p :! sc. l.ietl:ythe less: :i wa . n; the de.iUit.f !.)..,. and IV..! teat!, having locate 1 "N'ebo I ta:ii" upon hi, lit.iii a-,ke l Hie m-eaii . of "-Neb 1." .11 tl e.;iit havin g in tu the tutelar d.'i'.y in honor ;f wh-.-i 1 ' 11a by loinsii : ;i- u : r e . In ro s':e:: g o ua'iics as Ni'ui'ii.iiU7.iar, ?.'elniiai--tiaii. etc. "W'lia tlo yo 1 say, 1 'nele si"" ' a-.il." a.) ..vere.l t'l-e n!l tuans' -eiiniiy, ' I've beared that tiu ai I',.. names ail hti meanin's. an" I re?c . it'ssii'f a Ihi.1v only jet stu.hes in' 'em. Now. t !ii j here, to m. i.i jil.-tiu- r' lu tii-.n-s two. I ealc'JaU Moseseall it Neb l.ee.inse' the mountain w :s t::ar.-tef stcc.i it 1:1:1 le his knees bow g.-t to th-' top of it. I've clum h right here in Mai:. time n lime ag ;i , you vvor.l I c.-ill N1m an' not feel .1 vein's r.v. e.trin. neither. Mars, -.tecp!" Lcwistoa JournaL M l.v lie Didn't Stay. biec a California!! alwnj-s a CnT ft r: -an. The , .hl-titiu-rs win. go nwio Ui i- jsegn parts ge tie ra ly return. A ! :".'.". I r;:nci:.i-i.::ii v !: has been st:p- :eo to t e 1;::: ictng ei r.l i 01 money ir L:.:i '.-'n got be.o.c rec -nil-,- t 1 Kearney :ret-; and ha 1 to stiutait t tht usual lilt-ens g.'.liotiv " i'.i-ii"! b!;e it 0:1 the other side, c ii . " "Ob. y,-s. lilad it fin.'."' Nice j !,;' lo live? ' "J. leg. tut. ;:;'a:iei, magnificent! Clod'a own i-'.i: nt ry "1 .ruler wl.y he tlidn't "top over there if i! is : o h:;o," reinai'Iu d one of the- croud bfti-r the returned exile had leit. "He e."..ti!ai:ied tl.at very satisfactor ily. I tl.-'sVrht.- ' How's !'..-lt?" "Vi hy. l.e stated it was heaven and that's teo high tiPo.-getlu r for the uver-n-.-e i ::w I !;.;: i to i'- a uder." san i 1 aucisco l.r. :, ie!-'. M irra.e A a 1 i.'r I n-sorur, A certain set of plsilo-, ,phi-rs, in capable ef ."ei 1 :i a :'- ; i--n fer any d:i' I lit thcljiselvcti, hare ti.-l -u '.tetl 111 Mseefln: i:l l.,ve t.sarr.i.ge nnn have argtu-tl tltat b;.e!ieiorl-.r-., t i-i th inly eonservativv' tt . 'I'li-.lr theory is tiol 1 or-ee out !...- ti.e statisties t i tr.arrle.l ai.tl ;,':: life in nnMlerti times. :-. fa:-, at l. a .t, as tin; m:set:line gcbt'.cl- i-; ct l:e 11 iiCtl. If l i:g, vity is desirable, then il is be.te.- thut We" i.houl I ::i::rr- t!:a:i remain bachelor:.; i'tf. it ::p:.jr.. thr.t at every age. from twetgy ! ei .ht-i.ve. the death rate of the 1'ii 'ihet . is very mv.eh smaller tlian that of their timr.a'.i-tl brethren. .;e:itieine;i who prefer .1 short life aud a i. terry one to a prolonged lease of malriinoeial placid .ty. v. i!l probably agiw in opinion with the eynicul phi loaopher.. l"::rm and I-'iresido. I re11.l1 v. Italian Model. J The Petis lu-vlels liate formed a trade union. r:r.tl hari In-gan an ag gressive movement. They do not ask i-.ii" :t:i itiei-t a: in wages or a re'dtiction of hov.rs of work. Put they ile-irc tt t five tLe Mali in in.iileW. The It-'iit :m tire haud'-fiui-r t!:an the i'lv.h und eommanil the ereatn of t're br. .ines.'-. Th . French Jtuwlcls forii." , ti.esr oasii W'l'i the as .ertseu t!iat t's- I 1 1 I i :. el lu -tlels fire lvilly jvvi:,. ai p es. 1 :tiiiti-r--. thev s:tv. often -rive j t!:e vi-its of r.:':;:.v: friends v. ho tall; .iH-i:1y v i'iii t'l. ei. att-l t!ie v. h i. pifv. i .e'i'i..' te 1 -e half a'-h-cp. tvp irts ti.eM-I.--.ry c-isivcs'satioiis tt bis 4r hex Jove rumciii. An t :iirr;riiauil I. like. Aii til! ! rgrotit.d lake lias beAn tlis- sve red three mile, fj-e.m ie.nes.see. Idah ho. It was found hv a w t-11-tli "per At ;i dept h of sixteen feet -lei.r, pn 1 .':e water run out over the :i:rfatv 1 time tl'.-n scttleil back teitheeart' el. The Most curious part . f it. ...' Hoise : r te-stsian, is that fi -h v. s . ! ;-otig!it t 1 .iie Mirlaee on t'ne ...erllo. '"They have a peculiar appearaiti-e ati . are si;-htlc:.:.. intiieatisig that lliev are nnd'-rgrountl G-h. The sp-.-'mg has at tracted in itch attetitiou :.i,d in.iiv farm er , in the ieiniry fear that their farms t ill ih-o.i into the Inl.e "' w s my w s s I 'I 1 J 3 1! . i f 1 T
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