it J .. - ; U U I FAST Til.UXS. Difficulties in the Way of an creased Rat3 of Speed. In- A I' litn on Foot in Thli Country to Iluild a Train tVitciil.vtetl tf Hun Two Mitel lit One l unite. Some interesting details (if accurate) are given by the American Ensineor of the result, of the attempt ti run a train which, accor.1 i hi to the projectors of the "l.tectric i-xpivs" wjs to run at the moderate sp. i d of six miles a min ute, says the Umilnn .' Ungland) Inven tion. An experimental line was built at l.altiii.o.'e. and engineers of some ex perience were sanguine that even if the tremendous speed spoken of were not accomplished, the trains run would put in the shade everything hitherto accom plished. One hnndrcd and twenty miles an hour, or two miles a minute, w as spoken of as mcchur.i'-all y possible, lint the constructors, alas! reckoned wil liout their host. I twas found that the inexorable l:iw., of friction would oause bealiii'.rs. wheels, etc., to simply melt from the inteir-e lr. at ev. lved. In round number a four-foot wheel would have to revolve over eleven thousand times per minute a practicable speed with a small spindle, but ip.iite impossible with the ordinary axle. About a mile ami a half per minute is now said to lie all that is within practical accomplishment on the fxistin;.' type of railway, if fric tion only be considered. As regards safety, even this speed is deemed im possible by oitalificd engineers, unless preut niodiliciitions are made in the existing form and size of Hunges, rails, etc. Such a speed lias, it is al leged, been once or t'.viee accomplished, but the highest of which an autheiitie record exist.', i . will. in a fraction of eighty miles per lioiir. or one and one third miles per minute. We do not. of course, undertake to say that a higher rate of motion could not be reached, hut nil engineers are agreed that it is not possible with prescut rails and roll ing sb ek. As matters now stand it would seem that it is easier to construct motive po.ver which will propel, or rather ilr.r,' vehicles at a si art ling pace, than to design vehicles . hicii viil keep on the track or bo uninjured by tho heat so generated. It i now adays unsafe to riiiicule any project which does not propose to violate some natural law, anl it is tpi'ite possible that some form of rail and wheel may yet be de signed which will permit .of a much higher rate of speed than has yet lcen achieved. Hut it is certain that these have still to be devised, and that people of inventive mind have here a yet un attneked field. After all the rate of eighty miles per hour, which has actual ly been accomplished, would have seemed a greater miracle to our great grandfathers than the talked-of one hun dred and twenty docs to us. Whether the soVatiou w ill lie in tho adoption of the sliding railway type, or in an im mouse increase iu wheel diarne uepth of Shi sure, or other device uncertain, be.; t1--.' bbvn out doubt ne solved at 110 very t. ciate. ur friends ave ciwh':; viriii? to -Tap pie with the oiiii-iiii y. and the m;ii: outlines of a propo... i lo run :t high speed train haw been published. The rack is to lie bu lt much heavier t liar, ilie roads now in vise. In exposed 'laces it would he laid in a trough-like uard to !; c;. the wheels on the track, v ,ie enyine and ears are gigantic, th r-.iv.-r having' twelve driving wheels. 1 t incased tall wheels tire now in .isedl, and t'ae ;ixl.:s are to be so con trnt ted as to give a low center of grav-y- b y having t he ear b d torn near the alls. The jrrcat weight, width of rails ... shape ol tars would, it is claimed. i stability. All the wheels undo .o train would ho 1 ight foot in diaiiK r, this large size saving friction 01 i-.-hinc: and should the wheels revolve faster than the present style it would v of the speed intended being at iod. As large wheels on the present !:s would not be stable, nor would re be car loom, the rails would have laid ten foot apart. The oar is do .icd as seventeen feet wide, twelve t high an 1 one hnndrcd feet Ion;, bc :g capable of holding four hnndrou oisoiis with their baggage. Tho oars to join as smoothly as a pipe, the rward part of the engine being rennd 1 tTaii'l the ; rfwtcrior made sun .'th. vinvr r Me doors, windows and sky tht.j. M. like a semi-elipt ieal cyliudor ilacedon i s f.i. e i.i shape, this smooth ness and shape b in to save friction of air. for a train in such rapid motion would create a greater wind than a vio lent hurricane. We cannot, of course, prophesy whet may yet be ueeomp'ishod In view, however, of tho fact that Jules Verne's roinanoe-i',vent.-d torpedo iwiat has -.etually become the sober fact of a few .car. later we should lot like to say lie above project is impossible, many as are the practical di.rk-ulties in its '-av. MATRIMONIAL NOTICES. Ouwr Things in the "t'oitrtship Corner ' of n Se.itclk ,1 oiinial. This is tin' n,uri; riven to an julver ti.sin,T ilepurtinent in some of the Scotch newspnptTs, aiisworirifr to the "IVrson folotnu in some of our American j uriials. says tlie Xi-tv York I-ilfi.r. . i ust ice to "Cannio Scotland"' we ni'ist say tluit its "Courtship Corners"' are mt oevupied W notices wliieh are .it ail e-iiuivocul. Tho Caledonians in u -suit of lov. through the press seem o be in search of the legitimate, article. ..trimony apHaars to Ik their object, :md a eharaeteristie desire for dowry is aio..t unromantieally apparent in manv if t'n advertisements. Some of the announcements are very .anny. I'or example, three younjr 'atiies, "aj.'Vtl respectively sixteen, nine ty 11 and twenty-one,'" announce that hev have set their hearts 011 marryinjr tt.rce sH-ciiil etmstahles." Why special ou-- 4 ides? Un whnt metaphysical principle can tins piejudice in favor of staves e explained? Let ns hope iey have ln-en taken into custody. "A .ited yomi'j lady" wishes to unite hcr lf to "a jilted yoiui'r (gentleman" for l.e .reason, we suppose, that misery loves company and a yountf lawyer, ''.'h in position." would be willintrto 'iii'n himself for life to a youno; lady j v:th three hundred pounds a year. Advertisino; Wiuo; costly, and the j Scotch an economical people, the can- J Hd-.K's for matrimony in the 'Court -ip o:-ner" appeal in (roups to the v.siVnllies of the unmarried, the ex ;.cysc of the notices !. ing divided, share j d share alike, among' the parties in- 1. . . - ted. j It is interest in? to know that Young j vtland is tolerably (puck, although it ' vj;)ot keep pace with Young America. ' A -lrl-j!irrn' I'arui. j 'I he youthful oueen of Holland, who njy ten years old. has a little farm 1 :u-..r the royal cuttle at Ih-t Loo, where he is sole mistress. There is a prettily rathed drawing-room there for the .7 of the house and her numerous chil- .. the dolls and a Kitchen where 't'Jc queen k-urns to make tarts. -l.IU l.a her owii poultry to feed, cr own garden, where evervtliin" I'cn pl;i;if d and ul iv.t...l 1... 1...- 'I IT. ill h 'liiis. She rrii.w ".id ihc iloweis in her mothers n uts are always jrathcrcd and ircu iy Her. " "What's that ? A new invention which works all the year round? Surprisin' these days are not like the old times. Bleedin' was the only remedy them days. Bat now, as you say, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a true remedy for the blood." It's not like the sarsaparillas, that are said to bo pood for the blood in March. April and May. The "Golden Medical Discovery " works equally well at all times, in all sea sons and in all cases of blood-taints, or humors, no matter what their name or nature. "Golden Medical Discovery" is the only Wood and Liver medicine, sold by druggists, guaranteed to benefit or cure in every case, on fair trial, or money paid for it will be promptly refunded. World's Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. n Al LK' AU Tt M K f iBLE X. I c'reejon, leaneiu v.uu-ij iju new ion el it l-uu-t shnrt Kt.iiie K una Tib. 18'Jt. onnrrlluns al freon. WKST. t EAST. )ter Exp 1 5.5 m Ifcty Exp II Mm vvestero Kxp.. 4 A M Mall M A n JolitiRtowu Ex.8 J7 a M Altouna Exp... 1 0i r M I'Mcitie Exp... .MUX Mali Kxp 4 57 fx Mttl 4 - r M ftillm Exp.... H 10 fx "7ist I. nc 8 II m' Eajitern Exp.. ..10 IT f x Waj u at) r xtui Lau 11 xirx : I vtu ! Exp t.. Ctiureh 5 ! 2 1 L,lne Mall" c - t x " : : i . . ; l;i. . ; . . . ( I ..;:! 1 cln ?SOrt-rt?S?" O 3 Jl 4Knxt-sr-.l.ni..i.i.l.a.o4 Mall.. I J rruli t I '.'reiwoni Exp.t..l ao JP ao od c t-r--t--- I.evo itaily except Sunday. tlev sun,ia on.y Hiat'K let en lujlexte teleirraph nations. licnn'. Moore'p and Crlailo L'rt'iDi$9 will h ft if rtxtluns lor al, trains No. I connects at Creson with Johnstown Ex press a' 8-7 tor fx'tots netween DressoD and lohnstnwn. and with I'aclttc Elrwi nt 8 15 for riltit went of Johnstown. AIko wltb Mall Train at 3S tor poiuts ea- of 1'ro run. No 6 conunts with Mail Train at 42 tor point U c-t ol Cre son, and M.aI'. Express for points en-t t tres.on. Kroin poin's west of "reson No. 4 connects witn Mail train at U S, and Iroin points eaut ol (.reset. 11 witn Ji hn-iown Express at 8 '17. and Pa cltln xpreHn HI 8 15. fji. 0 connect with Mall Train ar. 4:6 from Itoint At 01 l?reion. and Miil Express at 4 67 troiu pttnts wt 1 l'resoin. sutitlH.v trains connect with Paclti Expresaand Ml Train west and mall Kxpres eaut. Prtiener 10 or Iroin points 4a Pennsylvania X Nortnwevtern K.tllroad can t ike train at I'oal port or Irvona. sutict. tnaiked "l" arc ir stntlonR. Pas fieners wlshtnif tti tet olt will notify tra con due 'or PuHsentters wish n to net on will Hhk ttte triln at those Ktationa. !r.tn will not stop unless fc notitel. W. P. HATH BUN. tlener tl M mairer and uperlntendent. K.J. KUKUOON. Train Masier. 1 ,I PRO AI TIM E TA III.E OK THE EHENS V l u'ir d i:rr!su Hrancb Katlroad. Iaetlect Juun Tib lt91. l iiiinerllensaC 4'reaaon. W ET. 1 EAST. Ovster Exi .... 55 a in Ibiy Exu 11 04 a m Western Exp.... 4 43 at Mull 9 SS a m Johnstown Exp..K 2T a iu Altoont Exp.... IWp I'HCibu Exp b 4 a iu 1 Miitl Exp 4 57 p m Mall . 4 M p uii Phlla Exp 8 16pm Knst L.tne 8 47 t m , Eastern Exp....l0 17 pm Way Pass 2 3 p m 1 Fast L.lne 11 aa p m MIL' I HW AKD. ins tance. No. 1. a x ..7 30.. -.7 40.. . 7 . 7 51.. ..7 &.. No. 2. No. 3 AM P If ltM..335 10 31 3 44 IO 35 a 50 10 S8 8 56 10 41 4 (HI ...... 10 45...4 08 ?:hensbura Hradiey Kuyiot IN'oel 3.0 4 8 , 8.1 Muuser 7 5 I.ucket. L'refson.. 6. II 3 ...8 os.. 8 10 10 o... ...4 15 MlKTHWAKU. Iiia tance. "7- 1 3 8... .... 6.3 .. 0 5... No 1. 45, . tf Ml.... .. Si... .. 50... ....10 ot..-.. No. a. A n 11 10.., 11 So... 1 1 u a.. u 41.. 11 4T... Vi 01.. No. r si 6 06 5 15 8 -i ..6 J8 J 33 5 42 A 56 llressnn...... I.ucket..... Munster Noel Kay lor Krailley EOensburK-. 8 3.. ,.10 OT. 11.3 10 15... Kradley. Nooland I.urket are Klair Stations. No trains on Nnnrf m a l"rriv. vt-'v 1 be lieT. A. Anloina iu IukIu. of Texas, write a tlimk Pastor Kornig'a Nerve 'Ionic la a Dorm noceaa, tor auy oia mbo suffered from a snot amiul ntrrousnesa as I did. I leol like myv ,ain a!U r taaiuy Uie Touiu. KliAiih.TH N. .)., Mi rub 7. lo. Hefore 1 look l'astor Kot-ni'n Ntrx-e 'lou .ouli uot tleee biyLi i huii LsJ a uuujbuu! 1 he Ivijs, arm and Mtuoi!mea nil over the boc; uut aii.er taking the secoud uumi o. your Ker t ouiu 1 could bii ep im U, atid iu three dayr taxiitiness vtaii one and iiave 110I feilli. ainep XEM'1..M KiiE.S '-'"4 St. Pci. St., Most uk al, i.a ch, lartl upi' uta of :ri years. s!Ic,el wiibe; .osy lorovtrj ars and a lad ease, li u at least 10 u. 12 lite oailv, &Jtr ui(i . (mil, t tiiediciu, b -iiuiHii lx.o!lv lJ l a:. vtvdT .in ' .s;rt "" . FREE1 A Valuable Rook mi IVervMia DiMtiM. iieut free to any addnMta, and iKor pftUenu can aim ootaia Uiis &uodl:liie free off chtuic. Thisi Mmf h&ii hMm Tranand hw th KeTftraad P&Mor Koems. v Fort Wivue, lnd- pidc ltT and in uow proyarvd untier his directlou by tlia KOENIC MED. CO., Chicago, IM. Said by DruKisU at SI pr liott 1c Cfur S5 IjsrseSixe. W1.73. 6 BotUoa for S9 Poltclos written at short noio la tba OLD RELIABLE '"ETNA" 4nd ether first I'laaa Companies. T. W. DICK, oflT FOR THE OLO HARTFORD FIRE INSURANCE COMI (1UMMENCEI) BUSINESS 1794. - tbenstmric. July L1882. . i , "JShotCun Revolvers mo wines. wa O af iYw Ut. waaWaraaJli S-'ta".. N?t. TkmbU Smrk-LwuHu HIk f.ui. cbofc hmf. I to S.O; Hiulr tnRl llill Shot Com. $i I. t p.r.- h-tmfl and RefHmtikS Rille,. to Mailt'- 1. .i.I,nf Ikmle SLol Uui.ttutK: ial BSo 0. $!.f I , R..lrer, f 1 10 30; PoblA0Uov RclfekcrB, 9i-0a t .1. Cuvl4i, 'rwll, CAp., VU, Tl. rluka, P.w-l.., Primer.. "?i4 Slminp r IlllrlM CtalMr. AMr uuo K"BrsaGsa (Kaui.tdt aaliaarUI au.rimbitrsJ.ra nplS.3ai. r'7tfwVta-raa(W(SSSra' akwMiar PORTUGUESE Jkiway Keatfy to Chansr Tour Mwnay ud Keep a Trifle for TheiasrlTS. At Draga. a few miles from Oporto, 1 a temple, dedicated, I believe, to the sun, and leading up to its principal en- tVwrv are three hundred and . sixty-five oteps, says a letter from Por tugal. At each end of a step there is generally a beggar. Every beggar prick's him or herself on some horrible deformity, which is exposed so as to present its most hideous aspect to the view of the unfortunate pilgrims to the temple. Having heard beforehand of this ghastly spectacle, says a writer in the Chicago Times. I determined not to go beyond the human malforntions whicti creep about the city of Oporto. They are absolutely a recognized institution, and might almost be said to occupy the position of money changers to the gen eral public. Their method of lagging is peculiar. When they espy your ap proach they begin a long prayer in a vigorous, sing-song voice. They start in something like this style: "It is in your excellent honor's power to be thankful for your own riches and mind ful of the wants of others. Dogs shall lick your hand. The rain shall bedew your doorstep every morning. Assist the maimed, the deformed, the stricken in every limb. I can change two hun dred, three hundred or five hundred reis at your excellent honor's pleasure. Then follows a curse or blessing, ac cording to the manner in which j-ou have responded to their supplications. You may give one of these creatures almost any piece of money, and be will return you that sum in small change minus about half a farthing with com plete satisfaction. Indeed, he will think he has done a good morning's work. Whenever I went out I made it a rule to place a few coppers in a cer tain pocket to present to these objects of distrust and ward off as many male dictions as possible. One day I plunged my hand into the wrong pocket, aiid. without examining the piece, gave it to a trunk ptwsessing only a left arm and an incomplete cranium. The fragment set up an uproar and a crowd collected. I was summoned back, and, with wild gesticulations, was presented with a two-hundred reis piece. 1 thought it was too late then, so I lowed and shook my head. The trunk showered bless ings (assisted therein by the crowd), and I heard that no more was seen of him for ten days. There was one gentleman whose body, head and arms were all right, but he was minus his legs, and he hal in geniously supplied this deficiency with a pair of cab wheels. On his hands were fixed some sort of claws, and thus he used to canter around, ladies being his especial prey. He would hide in an obscure alley and as Oporto is nearly all dark alleys he had many lairs un til he marked some unconscious victim, then off he would go, and if the lady took refuge in a shop he would wait outside. I hear that this bogy man has since died, leaving a lot of money. . In I5raga children arc bandaged in all sorts of postures and subjected to great torture to enable them to live at ease when they grow up. Such, among many, is a man with a fourteen stone body, who daily blesses his parents for pro viding him with legs which would have caused Uarnum's "skeleton dude" to cry with envy. Hut were I to describe the horrors so prepared the paper on which I write would curl up and revolt. ARTISTS' MODEt- IN PARIS. Their Arms and Throats Smusrjrjert Into 1'ortralta of Kith Won en of r ashlon. A report of a contemplated strike of the models in Paris has brought out an interesting interview between one of the ladies in the profession and a repre sentative of a paper in the French capi tal, says the Jiew York Sun. "Well," said the reporter to this younjr woman, whom lie describes as a handsome blonde, with a fresh and rosy complexion, "j'ou are all on strike, eh? You are syndicating?" With a smile and a shrujy she replied: "Nonsense! that thing1 could never take." . "And why?" "It is easy to understand. You see there arc two kinds of models, those who follow the thing all their lives and those who take it up en passant. The first are the models of the academies who want to po on strike, and the sec ond are the artists' models who lauph at the proposal and treat it as a hum bug. You will find the first at the School of Fine Arts, with Julian, in the ateliers of ltonnant, Jean-l'aul Laurens and Cormon. . The women get four francs a sitting and the men three, the total earnings of a day being eight and six francs. At the end of the week there is also the cornet. "Every Saturday the monitor goes round with a cornet, or horn-shaped paper box, and takes up a collection. The students give from two to five cents each, according to the degree of satisfaction which they derive from the models. That brings in about seventy five cents and sometimes one dollar; but this is rare, and, moreover, the models do not get work every week. They are often brought down to ex treme poverty, and often have to sing ,n the streets and beg. The women, formerly servant girls get places again when they can, and some of them do worse." "Is it possible?" "It is as true as I am speaking to you: but they always come back and pose. As for the artists models there are very few men among them, on account of the increasing scarcity of church and historical pictures. For the women it is a temporary business. A fresh and well-made girl commences to make her living in some dressmaking establish' meut, where she begins to undermine her constitution and redden her eyes from eight in the morning to ten and eleven at night, and all for what? About seventy-five cents aday. Even that would not be no bad if there was steady work; but the dull times are frequent. So she decides to pose. At the begin ning it is hard, oh, very hard, but at last we become reconciled to it, because it is a fine thing for a poor girl to make her four francs a day. Certainly the model does not get work every day at the beginning. She gets her customers gradually. Hut when once established she is all right. At one place she poses for the entire figure. At another she poses for some detail, especially among the portrait painters." "The portrait painters?" "Why, certainly. Do yu fancy that those fine and rich ladies would take the trouble to sit for their portraits every day for three weeks? That would tire them pretty soon. Consequently three- lourtns 01 the artists when thu prep aration is finished, take the feet, the hands and sometimes the arms and throat from ns A ter all, it is not such a bad trade, although there are always dull times in the summer months. The business has only one drawback a serious one it doesn't last. You see we cant always be young. When we touch upon twenty five the complexion begins to fade. At that age also we become fat. Then we quit the business and return to dress making." Answered in the Xegatire. "I beg your pardon," said a man. as he tapped Dinwiddie on the shoulder, .'but are yon Owen Brown?" "'o, sir," replied Dinwiddie, with strong emphasis 1 raid Brown's bill day before vester-Uav." OA. rl lirvrisrrcr, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER a 4EWEfcEfc, AND DEALER IN mmmm f4 "WANT A WAGON?" Si. We have wagons, buggies, surreys. Hiph srade; as tight, Strong, durable, stylish, as beautifully finished as modernized manufacture can produce. Built on hooor by men of lite experience. Honesty is our policy; prompt shipment our specialty. We want to know you. Write us. Costs you nothing. May lead to business by and by. Send for our catalojrue. It fa free to every reader of tHis paper. Bing bamton Wagon Co., Binghamton. N. Y. "BUILT FOR BUSINESS." 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Applied into the nostrils it tt ntaa, auayu tnjiammaiton, neat 50c WARRANTED 5 YEARS.. 15 DAYS TRIAL SelC-artttsm Nerdle, If-tKrsaHlwn ahattlc, la tarless suad lUlht- , has the him! so rark, svsad of extra, atlarhmraU. stt paijr Sfe.ata 9SS mm cad for dxr-valmr. THE C. A. WOOD CO. H. 10th SL, Phlla., Pa. TUB FREEMAN Printing Office I tbe ptae to cet your JOB PRINTING Pinniptly and aalUfactorlly ezneuted. Wr will inft tbe prtCM of alll hoooraoie eomprtloo. Wm don't do any but firtUeia work and want a liyioic pnen for It. WitH Fast Presses and New Type We are praparwt to turn out Job Printing ot every riiaerlptioo n tbe FINEST STYLE and at tbe yerv Lowest Cash Prices. MotniiiK out tbe best material i used and our work -pka for Itself. W are pre pared to print oo the sburtes. notice J POSTKRS, PROGRa.sfir.E8, BUHIMESa t 'ARDB Taos. Biu. Beads, monthlt statemeht8 estelofeb. Labels. Circulars. Weodiro ard YurriHO Cards Checks. Notes, Drafts. Beceifth. Bond Work. Letter and Note Heads, aht BopahdPabtt Ihtitatiohs Etc, we can print anything from the toiatlnat and neatest YlelUog Card to the largest Poster on short notice and at Um most Seasonable Hates. The Cambria Freeman EBENSBUBG. PENN'A. V ASENCYibr I A THunphlss of tnfm-atMhe. IM IM SW,(ilu II OMala Patents, t arcaua. TrartojV Marka. CiMi.nelii. mmt MUM sit. CO. Saw Verk. '.VS Etsiistin Fire Insurance Ape; T- W. DICK, General Irsurance Agent EBEXSBURa. FAX, m Kin IIP mr rial sf -m AS ARMOR. I s tf It in thr CtrMrw-tlusof S' al --la. In foreitrii navies -v-ral t.liip have already U-ea supplied with ct'Uuloe f.r the purpe in quostkm. The I sts have not leen entirely feiwa.Tfcf.fuL hi.'f C'onTT-t'r Heed of the f'ncrlish f.ivy. who l;:is m:iV MilNtanci's fov f 11 i:. -.T 'r.i:(ins his aic"'i:il u-.l", -j!i-t;-.i.is tiiat wtawlit.', iin KurlUh art i-.-U-, uv.d liot ivllulose, is tlw ideal mat-riuL Tiie tmly sulotaniT m.idn in this coun try vtbk'hatall rwnsUle cellulose is rnaile from cetlar bush. Cellulna-e. bays the Nete York Sun. i mailt of xxxianut by Torrillion A Co. at ChainaKr's in France. It contains meal and fiber. The fileT lists the natural color of the coeoarrot anil tlie strength oJ horse liair. Te l.n?tli vari's fr.m t-itrlit t. thirty centimeters. The meal. wlti:h is the eollul.se proper, is also of the peuliar brown co4r of eoeoanuts, and is in tine praint,- The HH-citic jrravity of the tHn-r and the mca in liarx" umm'n k sivty-live kiJortitnf piTenbic lOi'ter; wlu-u compressed., fiuc intiidred atl twenty-live kiloraaks. OUulose absorbt,- wati'r and by it seellinr provicles lh' safest js.sibU otitruc'tion. t)n Bcrmint of its love spp-iiSc ravity, less- than that of eoric, it iib valuable for lifebelts, and may be usi'if i lar-re quant iti-s to keep a wri' oUNifsr aiainar'd ship aH-Kit. t'ellulos. cotiiprvpeil uud paeke.l hi a coffordaiu of a ship'ti form a l-ak In-lt des ii.it emit any unueasant odr aiul Uk- not d-ay fjr two ir thre years. Wlwu pene trated' a projectile iti is. not ignited and loy iut jrive ifT any di-apveca'.jlo smoke.- no-.sehinp. in This respect, a rreat alva ,tne over ruMer armor. If ilry, 1ksi: "-Uui.- le irulted it jriv.-s out wlii!' uniil.t'. t'oiTiMitvt :r. ii! '.rl luls" ran le cntroll-d liyeimjir.-s' ::ir tin- sulistalliv. lien eoin'refsi'tl il diflieult to itrBite. aud if damp it cannot be ignited.. The tilT"iM loosely sp'.-i'l on a table seven fe't Mii;iri' aud in a 1. yer about two r thri'e- millimeters tliick. Tl:is forms a nest for the meaL nliu h is smoothed off by hand to a tliivlnu-ss of four or live centimeters. lL'et:inn;'ur blocks lifteen to twi-nty ''Dlimetirs lonjj and ten to fifteen centimeters wide are laid ofT by hand and tli.' rumpsrt ments tire then packed wil Ik tliev bltxrks. Itoard with leaden weirl-.ts are laiil on top f the blocks and a i;;:'ti, by his weight on the boards 'ompr-se the cellulose lxneath. This proeest, is repat'd on every fourth or fifih layer, until the thk-koess of the layers- i., as jrreat as tlesired. WON BY A HANDSPRING. A IJttle laayrr UIki Went an. Jalilrte One lliltrr. A Mr. Simonson, of llay Ciry;. Mich., is iv leal luminary from the northern part of the state, who i a bunch of nerves done im in a small pucka", brit there in a perceptible admitura if dynamite in liis make-up and lie's a for midable oppon-nt no matter who is plaeel aain.-t him. He is full of sur pris and is very liable to turn the (.Tins of an opposing lawyer arainst that un fortunate individual. A story is told illustrative of this and is worth repcatiui. Simonson went Ik fore a country ju.-dice to try ne side of a red-hot line-fence fiht. says tii'-!'- troit I riH- IVess. IMted aiminst- him was a bijr. raw-boned, broad-chested. double-fisted Rpri'of the law, who-was b'tter adapted to buildinjr fences than coustruiny any law rerardir.-r them, lie mist'Mik nise and oratorical pymua5 tics for wisdom anil learninp. In the physical exertion of addressing the judpe he came out of hi coat, then dis- pensel with his vest, luT-r t rr off his 4-llar. tiirew his necktie lehind' him. lened his shirt that his throat mijht have full play, rolled up his sleeves, pounded the table all over the room, pcr- pired like a cupola tender in a molding oom. roarel himself lioars; and at last ank back in an apparent state of total .xdlapse. Simonson arose with all the dijmitr that a little man can assume, threw off his coat, vest, collar, cuffs, necktie and suspenders, rolled up his pants and shirt sleeves, spat on his hands, respectfully said: Your honor," let out a war whoop. turned a handspring and sot down. A minute's silence enabled the bucolic as scmblv to catch on, a shout of laughter. in which the court led the chorus,, made everything jingle, the biff attorney sawed the air m a vain effort to be heard. Simonson deliberately made his toilet, aud when nature had exhausted itself in lau-hin the jury gave Simon- eon's client a verdict. THE CHAMPION TRAVELER. Darin r Frtr-One Years II I fas Covered Nearly Three Milium Mile. I A reporter in Philadelphia claims to j have found a man who has trawled the larjrest numler of miles on earth. He is an employe of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company, and runs on the main line. In over 41 years of travel he has covered the enormous total of near ly -i,!Ki.oiK miles. Foe over four consecutive decades, says the Philadelphia Press, his home may W said to have been practically on the raiL lie has lived over the rattling wheels and behind the racinp locomo tive. In point of serviw he is one of the very oldest employes of the Penn sylvania Railroad Company. He is seventy-three years of ae, but with his bripht eye and sturdy, erect fifrure he would readily pass as twenty years younjrer. Mr. "A'ilhelm entered the service of the Pennsylvania on Septemler 'JO, 1850, and has been continuously in its employ ever since. During :!S years he was travelinff bappafre master, and made each week 1,413 and each year 7:1,424 miles. During three years of his 41 years of service he ran as conductor on the Camden & Amboy division of the Pennsylvania between Philadelphia and New York. The distance is W miles and he made two round trips or :;s4 miles a week, or i..l04 miles in all. During a year and a half of that three years he also went from New York through Philadelphia to Harrisburp. 105 miles further, or a weekly increase of 4'J0 miles, and for the year and a half a total of 03,700 miles. These two minor totals of V3,n4 miles added to the 2,791,11'.! makes a prand and magnifi cent aggregation of 2,S:i,776 miles. His closest competitor is Conductor S. G. lloone. who recently left the service of the Reading railroad, ami who lays claim to & total of 2,847,000 miles. Then comes Tip Layton, now superintendent of the affairs of the lullman company at Indianapolis, for whom the Indian apolis Journal claims the largest mile age, with 2,338,246 miles it his credit. ASTRONOMICAL ATOMS. A rn.L moon refle-ts one three-tlKm- sandth part of the sun's lighL Pkok. MiLLosEvien hs given the name Unitas to the small planet. No. 30C, lately discovered by him at Komw. I-BOF. .MABV K. i;M. of Smith col lege, has lieon electel t memershi 1... a 1 . , . : . - ... . . oj mc jruun .tsironomical ass.Hi;- tion. The new equatorial telescope recent ly monnted in Paris has its tube lcnt j at a rij-ht angle, and the image of tin j .ky formed by the object glass is re- UectcU to tlie eye of tho observer. It is the largest f it kind in the world, it optical power lieing verj- fine, and the J uuagesof the, planets remarkably db- at., a tlUeU. CELLULOSE I.ltstbe.est. 2. It Usts. 3. Its a fteisuTf to ceJ if 4. It satisfies. 5. Always tJesiTTe. 6. verybody braises it. 7. You will like it. 8. You should try it. oAsjcfar it. Insist oil faving it PATEFir STEEl PICRH FEKCL LiAl9I. LUlmi CTlllLE. Cheaper th.aa VKooa. .,..,4 a all. Ml ft C B- ii i; ' ' ii )' i' ''J. I I'lisgqta i 1 : TlatoocTtt:owntr. P vrtfe-JSrlr. I : u.. 1. f a twtuoa.). h. a4M I ut ar WoS foa. frboi ntiias tor .,1 tlvm Quant', Knmtor .1 Uktra. Irwh4e aa,S Stbrta, V'Miad. c V-T...tur Brnvy lr.m fr.-iw-ir.. C'r.tmt Bt.lH fittlnr". 'tr hMr- and Plki. "ffir"'. Clmr lrTLart ai ii.,. rimrmtu Ir.' Rrnl,. l l'iia U m IA 1K W SCt-Mla aaaaa fciaf U'liTA UHk. 'nixoit &. ih:a, tot, 203 & ' Oj 3IrV t it., 5'IU.iliUi'sU, Tia. tcl3U :Sui Scieotiiic Amenca Agency lor Fnr Information and frr- nsKlrtor-srrit- Ui MI NN A CO- :n IIMMliK a v. v ,h:k. Oldvst luru for ato-untiir la Anitrux . ..... . . . . . . ., a I ..,.. 1 1 1 rwTure Oldvst lirru for ato-untiir rtnr la a nirii a. Kery patut takm nit 1 u ia lrtirlit tx-Inre lue public tij a uotaue kitoh Irwof 6iuv- " tlie Jncutific Suuewau Larcst drrolsttrm of arnr arrontifr sanor in the worlO. Splendidly iilinocsted. N niifllim'iit man khimld le viOmmti .t. V". J.I"l a Tear: SI..'! iix moiium. Addr"i Vt 'N A tXk. Vl JlLlalitUrsaa raiiif. Vr lai-t. h WSCM sW Of F3i finri ! Liver Cil and f !mra .rtiT I va avssosw mmmmm Soda is end'irse't and. rrcrtbd tt l-adinp I hf lii muM lca-1 tee t 'mi IAn-r ttil j suj ii(o.es are tlae reiriilrj' I ajetiitla itieureof IsaMiMi'tivH. Il la j a palatable as Dills. ) III.. r tm nrrfrrt 5 ir m re t JUAt tf Xur CONSUaiPTION, j hitis, Wasting- J?:- ScroiOava, 13roachi enera. A.nrr.i.ir. Canrrhs Ti'td Colds. I Ask for Scott's l.muli-l.'.ii and taltouooiLeri Cavesta. and Trarls-Marks orit ained. and all rat ed hnaineos conduscte! fur Moderate Fees. Our Office is Opposite U. S. Patent Office, and we ran -rnre patent in less time than those remote from Washinrtnn. Send miidel. drawtne or photo., with descrip tion. We Salvia, if patentable or not. free of char-re. Onr fee not due till patent ia aerured. A Pamphlet. -Uow to Obtain Patents." with, names of at tual clients In rour state, county, or town, sent free. Addrevs, C.A.SNOW&CO. Oppsstf) Palest Office, Washington, V. C. FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING TRY THE FREEMAN. r Hi iff littlo A.sttaMisahssTr T n WmAsw mnvix Uw m, Iss A tats rtre. Auattn, I'lH, UstmI Jt. Umm. 1 lrJi. .. se- est. .Hsss srssV.saar ara well n ttj m4 j tiuf mms r-strts tfr mii1. Ym vmm ! the wrti aiMl t lMHMa, kairsvv y osa mrm. fvM 'Wltstl asm gai-siHr nsUifj fl nl 9 ldv.Aliaim. osi nd Mstri tuu. t an wort rat ajsstrr mst all t ave Untm. Hsff MMattat-v t"t T Sm II. sa-saas.-srw-- f CAVEATS, TRADE MARKS, W. OESICN PATENTS I vlf - mm LTLr Z l stilus mklinWM sttlMtsff liasTsa M-.W ftsMt wisii-Urful. I'atrt.. u .trt.frajs Li s Je?r c'f.i ii :irier at4 Jt i..-re.-t !'.! i- ls-u sitasl Ki - ril - SsJeJ 1 1 1 , r I'lsi it.nl, r in tli ' tir. . aoiid. ' j.i it-(.'itakns. il'"" il .imiira, , jk A. B. FARQUHAB KD VOISK, FA. Seno row Large Iu-usiratcd Catalck- jz. I rMi n pr AltirtWW"t-.vwilrr-tatit II )J II II ILVV niM-i aiii man lUTauiutt, aenrl1les. l"rc l. lit tiru(rrittiaiaraiaa."i. isami'M- free, Artdn-wc-A. t a. !, Jlo Stl6. .V rH t r. panli ftiy A TIIKl'T IN AliT. Story of a Of Waahlntc-n. IK-lit-f that It Is sim i;i l.i.,.IMV laic of Maa-llut I'ortral. On. " 'k enlil fur M,,"11-" l4,ll.. tMH't.ttllf 0-t .n'-n"l;u f.,,,, tilt uiiii::In cf ftrt is llic 1 1. ft ' rpiK-nraiM i' .f at airtl.JT.t; f;'; j ,1 tlcor-o Wsisliif,pi.,!,, j 'k .fit Mi::irt. the ir,-,i .. ',',''' i" "Kt. U Lit i' ssi.Vh tho This lnni ibn .nr-of tliroo r('ilica ma.ii- l,v st , U from the well-known ori(rIti-.l , t Ilia" commission nf ti. (., i,.,'' : -i : r.itsifc of Iinsilowiu. Tlut or,."!! il two of the copies irf. vt,.!-' . -:;rly aeeounted f,.r; !, t!i..'t iisapj-irr a in the f..!l -a iiit, iinI Li- i-v.-r sine- U., 5, f,,.;:' "i.l HIT',.. . . 1 lie k rt rs rl w:is jiaiiiteal J ll.-iker. if rw York. of tin' Ma-icTy of St. an :i-TU. ao,.ri,i ... -"r 1 ainiiiutv. ai j lux museuna was in IT'.io l!;iLer. who ziUi snn..i. (.!i.r t ions the full V-n-.-tli of th it,..,. nT'to liai. J" ' . iae- .ij.M'ars 1 . 1 Ji; 1 I , -.. .'. H jar.t.f.1 , atir,ii IIH iM'Tllf' .lying there ol jHow fever, t!.. tn.it went to u' Mr. Luirv it. ... ' V W"r- tioti if :i claim. V.y Sin, ,.. . K.itt'e charged -.itl f.irt.i-h in-. Ie'sid-nt's lious- .if. Wushit!,,n i ti"" picture, which --est inl ru-.t.., ,, W Mistunley, a triei.i.- .''. r-ii. rf M:ii:ler, to pa h- an I. . liver. lh..hr U-f , lutwcrer. eojiie-l tin. Stuart iu as ,n rile way. .lelivi rrH the e,,pv. .Wi U Ungland iH. tlie oriji to!rt himself was the t?rst ,, ,1,,,' .4..-HOI1IM c the flTiiJi'. Hut tln.ii.'n. he -'pudiateil the -r,nrus that . ) haiT 'm the while homx. aiul 1 1 the (ri-lcncc iifainst it i. v,.ru in1.', jtiitriotic citiM'tis of . he v still tei:U-r- it to U- the r'-iiiim.- p,! trait Fitve: t.'d by Stuart' uuns, (r,tt the Iiotf.vi tie full leiigt'l. U hat W came of the genuine wn-tt stolen br WiiiKtar.lt y. X'ltintcr aiul 11 m1: ViVilitWre is consitlerah m n :in 1. el lev. tint it is How ill the ...si..M,t ..f Williiun Hurrows, a pifti.w .h-aler at :) tio-.as..lsle of Man. S.imt, time : it re as sale at Mount 'Yrii'Mi ui that iatL, in coiisecjuei v tlf tieath of .Mrs. Harrison, who iis a V.iy llanetwit liaviug la-en t h iei niarrndi antl a tiautrhtcr of one liii..,!, wij(J formerly roaned JSreetl islari.i in li. ton harlnr whose name is imninrtalli-ij i l the battV f l.reed's hill, and -j) r'ttled iu ttatr Isle of Man a v in tl cm.urj .Vajniig a variety ? ':i.-turv! tli-xKetl of at the aforesaid wa. , lir- f all lenirtl. in oil tf i ieor;'-V.l,. ingtiio, 'umI a capital imprehsim ,f t engraving w-tiith Hi ath inaih- irm tiir La sk'lo'.vtK" portrait. thus 'thlnnj Sturt'lof l.in-oi right, and l-s.uiiri, protthlr. tint tirst ami eertaiii.v the J d 1 1 r r 'Kt isp rte .in record eotirrn: Amt-rit-Uati and Knglish artiMic r ;pi.a. Mr. liitTows bought all the pii tur-n tlie sale, anil the print, the inuVrj t vie of the pain ting, ami its all hut r-,,ra-plctc identity with the engraving vi him to conclude he had acquired t genuine.- Stuart Washington. ll-t thost rrotMit paragraphs anetit tar 'disc'V"ry" in; tlc Isle of Man: Iii-uti j Mirney t l,Dad.n. picture in hand, 's corisufl ts.o-"-("rts. Now '.ait cvperts all agree that it a not only .a gensaine Stuart, hut a ttj fine specLaeni iu poitit alike of iu. handliuc. h-sign undlnot less imp.-4 tant) ot preservation. Mr. l!urr.iii' canvas is essentially the same (the dif ference l"rtw--n it and the I.anvl mtn being extremely slight, ami not ever, so marked astiiose which, ns a rule, r.a'ur ally apjar in. replieast; hut the Luis-don-ne d'Jwt not en:il the tlelieaer and distinction of the work now in Mr. liuf rows' possession, but which "U'-'it properly to W in the national jr.r;t gallery. The only jMirtrait of WaJ.ii ton there . jwnir so pMr imlet-J apnart-ntly Uie authorities l..u't th.uii it worth exhibiting. nshington. alL was aft much British as Am.ri sa: and the national album (rtainly aliuid contain a likeness worthy of the real and of the two peoples. Hut the Bii'.s e ities arc so- iaupecunious that tliev m only otter a e.unparat ively small V' Such an oft-r has Ik-i-ii made, it i " rlersttXHL lut the figure named is qua Ik-Iow tho-Tuarket value of the jiu'crr. which. tSiUi-ss some special means sit taken to a.ttiwirc it for the nati-m. 3 assuredly We snapie! tip hy soim: pa'-rr otic .lucirr.'.n millionaire. FinailV. there is the question M t-i"' ty. Sac- fori ids such a l ui " ' luent as cwolil Ik- niatie of th lac's. hrielly. the eonsiilerat ions ii. 'j'' litis la-irr the rejiliea orc-xa'.i.v t. niel ft- tiie white house are t. Wiiist-anle.v came to V.n-l.iu d. i.r.-'J"-r l.lv will. tl... ooi-tniit. about 'I s;in!t time .is.Urved. What more that, lirve.1 purchased the picture re fjr his Isle of Man lioin.-. whicl he iia:B- 'Moont! Vermin " :iftcr Wash: It has hmig in the principal rim ,!"' for iiearlv ninet v years: 1 lea' i- ''' ing (ptm:haM'l probably the tsmt'S publication). lM-ing in 1 he U-i!i'-ns is pretty certain that instaide.v the. pk-ture to m-11: it is not "":h' -, n...(.i-....i.i :. I! 1 This ls! "' LilUI, 4aK- p,oii it a a ' . Man. picture is a genuine " . viousJy a careful r.'idica "ti "'"f. scah- of the Lansdowre portra... mnn);,. in nil .s.-M-llt ial !oill's. Hi'!'-' entiy. the missing f ul! Jri.gth. If. fore, this is not the .vlutf i... ;.,-. e, tc.o.t.-d another . I .11 nit ia - ....... v j rt j. ngiii intneno umrto.. us a painter who paint' '' 1,1 ' '" .-. .....I fo,'. d his . UUI I Ultlilli, I , .---r- u - H:re. alioul wnom ium". iKitTiing. a a.a.a.a.1 It aaltrt-taT 1 1 1 1 1 A g'ntleinan seniliiiar a f " Ja-, Wasliington called on his '',nr who is also his townsman. 1 1"",'"CJ1 sation turning upon h"m- mu"':fj: home p'"Ph'. tlw const :tii' iu was irue ina. . - -,f clerk from their county. "J .j. marry an heiress. The ,"IB 5 said the engagement hua w . nouneed. "Is it a love n"'u'"t ' l3r the constituent, "or is he g"U'-' rv iii-r lttr muiu 1 . , . 1" l.oll i.' ' . m .. .1 -rsc . HVI .t' aaataa.,fc., - Lf-.D1' the congressman, "ami he uiK . 0; cret of it, cither. I heard h.m M her ar. hi fmuncce rigHt out ner iit ihkhh- " v the otl rr day. A llITh-Irlr-tl lonkrjr- pmny m, a,au.tlv donkey i oir .a.-.-v .......... in tne ranisv has just diet I in a town I higlt valley. . . a a- t. .HI " A few Tea thai part of tlK-sUU; r,Av mtkn from to. the importunities ol - . & ad.iUey and U.ght f . To pav fr hwi ami h r- ofr- bought five lmndreil slin" - j y. Icific common st.x-k. i'MH- " p. out on a half-dollar ',' th. ... an HI11" w m ba it W b"W titnm orfc stoi-k never went - (lilBa the price he panh -ut start. u .ti at once and at a rapid ra shan break tire gei.tlcm"" . hun.lr.-d l',,, the price u.-" ,,1.rvrar" bin. out. He has tnclt B crul times sinee. l-utj;. in CO. to tie ui a respe ctaui.'""'- . e TMeifiC I'OIIH""" st.K' , I . . lU Ill showed him a ,,.1.1-: ,,'lt.d of almost twenty ,,,, . Since the costly Ih'HsI " I sl!ir,.. . tin' 'I'" has gone "I "'. " ,. "' , , if ,he present nse J . . .1,1 J holds on for a time the a be paid iJS:
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