Wat EMERGENCY REMEDIES. Pacts Showing Tbat Every Trade Has Its SpocitU Physic. j Many Stran;n antl Simple Cnree rr-tii-rl Among riiysirUni- I iH mid K.el sUiiia ' for Ithc-:-.UMtim. Not Every man to his tra.de. A man is either a fool or a physician at forty. Ilere are two ancient adages which sugr gt;st a combination. Every trade has , its special physic. This is true. In j conversation the other day with a Re- j corder reporter a New York burgeon re- marked that few things gave more pain, attended with so much danger, us some i particles of lime dust in the eye. A gentleman standing by quietly re marked: "And yet such an accident is of daily occurrence, is attended hardly , with any danger, and is most easily ; treated." "How so?" camo a chorus of voices. "Well. I will tell you. I was brought , tip to the trade of a p'tast-rer a ceiling I plasterer. You may v, .t know that the final layer upon a goo.Uviling is almost ; pure lime. Iho plasterer stands upon a platform and lays on the paste. It falls upon him in every direction, and, especially if he is a new hand, often a spatter falls right into his eye. When he gets accustomed to the work the eye lid seems to get used to it, too, and seems to close automatically in self-defense. Directly such an accident occurs a fellow-work man takes a mouthful of water from the nearest pail and there is always a pail of water handy opens the eye as wide as possible and squirts with all his force tbo contents of his mouth against the eyeball. Tiiis imme diately cools the lime and also drives it out of the I've. .Simple remedy, isn't it, and eminently prn -tieal. Hut you see a man's eye vcoui.l be tiumed out long before he could reach the nearest doe tor's." Immediately other gentlemen had something to tell. One was a wine merchant. "My i-ellarmon have a fun ny way of stopping bleeding. They think nothing of a cut linger or hand, or even a large wound. They run to the nearest spirit i uf-k. or claret if spir its arc not handy, and let a few drops fall on the wound. It acts as an imme diate styptic. Then a big die.ty eld cob web is taken from the nearest, bottle or corner of a bin, and clapped on tight over the cut or abrasion. Cobwebs are splendid healing agents." "Sailors." said another, "are never at a loss under such circumstances: their favorite styptic at sea is a bit of unrav eled tarred rope. On land they will take the quid of tobacco from their check or th lining of their cap. and the effect is astonishing, lhit. I have seen a man wild drunk after such a quid had been tied over the wound. I suppose the nicotine gets into the blood and acts as an intoxicant." "Carpenters," said another gentle man, "if tbev cut themselves, pick up a handful of fine sliavin;rs and clap tlu-m on to the wound, and joiners smear a dab of pine; but one of the quaintest things I ever saw used was bv an old farmer up in Chester county. He got his hand badly torn by a bit of old wire fence, and he bled considerably. With out a thought he sto. ped down and dug up a handful of soil, spat on it. and worked il quickly into a paste, and laid it ou th- u ouad and 1. und it up with his neckerchief. In an astonishingly short tim- he was at work again as if nothing had happened." "Can anyone tell me the therapeutic al value of fasting spittle'.'" asked a i;iet man. "I know that old wives, as the savin:' i-i. take great stock in it for warts, birthmarks, corns, bruises, and even sinu.ll cuts. Indeed, old nurses eem to believe that their saliva in the morning before taking food is a pana cea, lor every kind of skin complaint. I'ut did you cvr hear of an old beaver or silk hat being i; e l a a styptic'.' You wilt find it a eapiti ! nc, r.r.d for hums and scalds, if placed over th wound in huiheietit quantity to keep out the air. it will draw out the heat rapidly, as iny l-rt manufacturer wi'l vouch." "We are getting a little o:f the track," sahl one, "when we talk of fasting spittle; deep sea fishermen and fish mongers generally hold that nothing is belter than a piece of fish skin. Eel ' ins are commonly used to cure rheu matism, anil are rou-idcrcd infallible by some. A negro i:ii:istr.-l oiue told that not hhig stopped bleeding and assisted nature's hr-iling work so will as burned c. U. Thus every trade and profession h;. its own emergency rem edies, as the doctor call, d them just ".low, and loul ! les ; fh.e li t ins rht be ex tended to every trade known." W1CS A PErJAU-OFFENSE. Tha AiK leiit llliio l-au .J.i-,1 K vivrU In the Trumv nl lie;, j e;o. Ladies who have been accustomed to heighten their charms by the wiles of the toilet table ha. I Hctter keep away from the Transvaal. They would not be long in Pretoria liefore they got into serious trouble. The second" chamlier Of the volkaraad has passed and sent up to the fl.-st chamber a masks and ilis gnises bill, which will press severely upon ladies (and gentlemen, too) who are not physically what they seem. Ahever wears a wig. for in ..taiice, and is caught in the-dre.idful act, may bo fuied ten pounds or scut to prison for a fortnight. An exception will perhaps lie- made in favor of actors and actresses while they are on t.Ue stage. Presumably it whl also be an offense to wear a mask or go about on stilts: but those are amusements in which people do not Wti'ttto indulge every day. With all the details of this highly moral bill we ere not familiar; but if it prohibits wigs, it must surely condemn that artistic heightening of the complexion to which so many ladies are (perhaps en-oneocsly) snpnosed to owe some thing. The l'ur'fm fathers of the Troivaal may as well do the thiny thoroughly while they are about it. Ancient Iteginniiis; or Will Forma. Nearly every will filed with the re CO.'der begins: "In the name of Cod amen." This fashion may not be as old ns the hills, but it dates back to a time w hen the memory of man runneth not to the contrary. It is as old as the English laws aud was handed down to posterity by the priests, who in the olden times were aout the only ones Who could read and write. In those days, when n man felt his joints beginning- to stiffen, when his feet showed signs of becoming gouty, and he real ized he was Hearing the pearly gates, the priest was called in and the will made. This custom still prevails, al though the modern lawyer and not the priest docs the draughting of testamen tary documents. ... An dKr IH'trrtlve. Th-.; latest fad ha , taken a firm hold up. 1:1 the i,'iils of I'hikid. lohia, says the Rcord. The ill.-. i seems absurd, but there are many who have firm faith in the ellicacy of the test. If you would liket try it, pull u hair out of a girl's heed and tie on the end of it a gold ring of the engagement variety. Fill a glass purtir full of water, and over it, just iar.iJ. th" "lass, sujen.l t'.ie ring. Just ass'.- - as )o,,tin r. aeeor iinT to the e.jr.vi : . Mist, ihi? ring will swing ftTtvinst the side of the glass and clink outt't.- KUinVr of years contained in tii ;. -c of the person from whose head u.ir is ta!;en. It is said to lie equal ly a.-, reliable in telling the ages of uui..uanim;ii.i as. well a human beings. fT Tit 3rWjtiVwt of" a bomb ----- is not more sudden or unlocked for than the attack of some malignant disease which would not occur were the blood in order. To impure blood is due a great variety of ills that make life a burden. All the year round, you may rely upon Dr. Pierce's (lolden Medical Discovery to purify the blood and invigorate the system. It's not like the sarsaparillas, that are said to be good for the blood in .March, April and May. The "Discovery" works equally well at all times, and in all cases of blood-taints, or humors, no matter what their name or nature. It's the cheajxst blood-purifier, sold through druggists, Ix-cause you only pay for the good j'ou get. "our money is returned if it doesn't benefit or cure you. Can you ask more? "Is life worth living?" "That depends on the livtr.n Dr. Pierce's Pellets are the best Liver Tills. KAlbK' A II TIM K TAK1.K NO. THE Oreson, "lr;irfled v'ouuty anil New Yoik Stiort Kuuie Kaiiroad. is 9etB aud alter June 7lh. ISJl. Coiinrrliont mt Cwmen. w hs r. eas r. Oyster Exp 2 M a m Pay Exp II 04 A M w extern e.xi.. .i a jt i . . a m Johnstown Ex.H 1'7 a m I'aoittc Exp 8 4i A M Mill 4 iii P M aHt L, De 8 47 r M Way i-afs 3J I" M A li. xinn Exp... 1 Oil p x Mail K.X 4 57 rx I'lnla Exp 8 11PM jttern Exp. ...10 17 P X H-t Iauo 11 ! r M ' Irvona Exp f.. Ii'liurch P I 1'raiDf 5 East 2 Line Mall.. '. io I ll8t....j I'aclnc x- Ex.... 5 Mall.. 1 ;crairt-i:Ti5 a.-: o 0p.I-3J , o - - 'hurch TrDt-i S;5ie.'flH?i-3-7 Irfave ilaily except Sun.lay . tliive Sunday unit KlaeK let ers indicate telearraph stations. IN-Dn'. Moore's rin.t Olstie's I'ro'stnjii will be rU stations tor ai; trains No. 1 connects at t"res!on with Johnszowa tx press at 8 i7 lor rvotnts oetween t'resjion an.t Johosiown. an.l with l aciDc Express at S 45 for point west of Johnstown. Also with Mall Train at 9 3 lor points east of t're si P. No. 6ronnfts with MilTr,:n it4'-H lorpoin's West ol Ore son. antl Mai. Expresa for pulnu e-t ot "reson. Enin .olnls wet ol reun No. 4 conneof with Mail tr:iin at an.l I mm points et ol Crestton with Johnstown Expres at 8 S7. and V clrlc xpress at 8 !.". Mi 0 connect with Mall Train at 4'ill Irwn point' est o! t'resf.n. au.l .Mail Express at 4 57 Irom points west ot I 'reason. Sunil:ir trams enrtect with Paclti Expressand Mail Train west an. in ll t xprrss est. I'nsenxers t.tor Iroui points on 1'enr.sylvsnla &. Nurthwest.-rn K . lr... I ran take train at Coal port or Irvon.i. Ststiocs iiihi k'sl "I" are Ilia station. Pas senaers winhmtf to vet oil will notify the eon ductor. Pssena,r 'fh n to aet on will flatf the tritln at Wi-se stations, (rains will not, stop unless He n . til e l. W. I. KAl'HBl'N. teni r-l M inciter an t - uperialendeot K.J. BI'Kii.mi.. I'raio M.i;er. 1 AlliKllAK TIME T Alll.K I IK THE EBEN'S a lurt & t-resson llrunch Kailroad. lu ellect June 7lU 1W1. 4'ottneTtlonnstt ( rswsu. W1T. EAST Ovster Ex ii. . a 45 a in Hat Exp. 1 1 f-4 a ui Western E .-4 4:t a iu Uil v ' i a iu Sl'I'IHWAKl). l).s tance. No. 1. No. i. No. 3 M AM P M Eheo'lMira 7 : 0 lo vr, 3;lo Hra lley S 0 7 4n .... ...10 31 3 44 Kaylul 4 8 IIS In 36 & SO No,-! 1 7 51 hi IS 3 5 Munsier 7.4 7 M.. M 41 4 l.urket.. ...... 0.1 IJ to... .4 l. fressoo 11 3 8lo.....IO So.. .4 la NUK1 iMry AKU. in t.iuce. No 1. a M No. a. No. S. am r M .. II 10 & (15 11 --ii 5 15 ...1 1 '--J 5 2J ll 3. 5 a t'ressnn . Eurke'. ......... Munster , Noel Kaylor . Bradley Eneust.uric 4i .. 17.. i ... 3 8 5.1... 4.3 V in 6 5 10 0 2 !l 41 5 3.1 8 3 10 (17 11 47 5 1 3 Id la Vi 01 & 55 H rail ley. Noel aud Eu.'ket are ElaK Statlooa. No trains on Sunday. Perreclly tII. V Fh-1-Mi.e.e, L-i.bu.jue Co., lo., Sept., laO. M1b K. Fmufgan mritm: My tiiOLLiv aud BiMter need I'astur Koenig'a Nerve Tonic for neuralgia. Thoy are bo;ti pcroclly well now an.l never tirej of rainiu the tonic It H as Iitlrel a ii-ucW-. H Fin.sT St.. BitooKLYx, N. Y., Aug. 3, W. I wmh to sttite what a won.lt rful lm. fit 1'aa tor K.wiiiu a N. rve Totiio has b-ii to n.y l.rotb pt. who lots fluttered from rbnumat ism since 1-vso and has r-ot. l-eu duo to do m rk ol any kind since .hat titno. H.. lias trle.1 til . iiaia o! patent uie.licini-8 au-.l oiJ.-n-nt il;.u,z. ot aim, but all without lm-nt uutil lio to. k the T.mie tm uu coimniiKlly m.pr.vtHl aii;c &:id 1 viil av and hundreds bi sidcg m,, cho Levi soin liiai i..i III-. nlCkl:e-H, Itut i ii..U4 ud a ii. ir- sew lc sue ..U..c.l M ber.l!t. W. A. C.1CAUAM I- n I" I A Valuable Knnk en Kerrona a IJ L L Klwsiwi sent free to any ad.lresa, f n and Kor patloiita can alio obtaia I It Im Im this luetikrlue tree of (.'iMtnte. This nrnedT has been prepared by the KeTrend Pasior Koemtr. of Port Vfnw, lnd since W" and la now prepared under uia direcUou by Uie KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, III. Sold by DrasKiats at SI per Rottlo. 6 for XJ5-I-areeSlM., 91.75. G Ilottlei for 9. 171)4. 1?-111. Pollctea written at snort nice id tha OLD RELIABLE 1 ETNA" tad titer Ftrat Class ( ampsiln. T. W. T)ICIv, f C4ENT FOR THE I UIIjtT IIx'lIV x r U IVX.7 iPIRB INSURANCE COM'Y. CUilMEMCED BUSINESS 1794. Ebeoshara-. Jaiy -sU 1W. yhotCun LJ Air rrm UtU SuffitUJllliI r-tnw. JCt. IVmM Ilrrw)-La1lii Shot iot, ehokr rVrr-vi. f J to JSf fin(l Brttrv-h-LosHog Fbot Gun, S to Ijf. Hrtr, h-LAf1nc K'r',f Rift"-. - ' "K Marxl L ajluic lutii !iot Oast, f to vi: Stnr'p teAt Gni, 2 j tm f-K At rolrr. 1 tm j Iotibl Action M-lf--cfc-TT $J Ott t V Carir: 1 , Shell, Cp. WmA: Tot, riaa. roc.-he. IVinwt--. t nd Stamp f.r !11o-trtA4 ri.n. A'lrrs cua WmtwOv WJwUaa,7g AtaiUkAeid du, fiUabrcb 14) pi 0.3 ui. S - - Lt1-. - e 5 - - -:.....- Johnstown Exp..H -J7 a m AltiM.n K' p.. . no p v I'HCltli: Exp ) 4. :i ui Mali E ........ 4 57 p ui Msil CUvni I'hlli Kip 8 1 p m East Line .. 47 i. ui IjUffo .xp....lo 17 p in Way l'as .;! p m . Fast Line U 'Si p m A QUEER FISH. Vneatable Itaelf, It I'olaona All th rtah In Ita Neshborhod. The arifrlers and lovers of fish about rark Kapids, Minn., are much distrusted and seriously alarmed over the appear- rtt T,nmwrK Clt . TMCUliar fish HI the lakes and ponds of that vicinity, and which fish is said to be highly poisonous. The best naturalists, as well as the oldest and most experienced fishermen of the neighborhood, have declared that they are at a loss to name the stranjre fish, which are so voracious that they swallow all bait as soon a placed in the water and prevent others from biting, while wholly unentable themselves. It is also believed that they are exterminating- the other varieties, as immense quantities of the latter are found dead every day along the shores of the lakes aud ponds. The unknown member of the finny tribe is not unlike a small trout, very plump and very tender, with few bones and thow? large. It is, however, nearly black in color, ex"ept the tinder parts, where it is of a metallic cray, mixed with gold, and a few red blotches near the fins and about the head. It presents a handsome appearance in the water, about the snrfaee of which it delights to linger, making it very easy game. Eaten it fcas a pleasant flavor, but will produce violent pains in the tom ach, which, if not allayed, precede death only a few hours. How these fish came into the lakes no one knows, but they first appeared about two weeks ago, after a heavy fall of rain, when many firmly believe they accompanied it. APPEALED TO THE GOVERNOR. A Lady Aaka to Have the Monterey Maae Torn I'p. The maze in the IV1 Monte Gardens in Monterey, Cal., Ls so elalxirate that visitors freiuently et lost in it. "I shall not forget," said a tourist to a New York Tribune reporter, "the ex asperation of the wife of a prominent United States senator who determined to solve the intricacies of the maze. She is elderly and inclined to le stout, and was warnvd that she might find it a difficult matter to get out of the maze. She scouted the idea and marched in. Then there was trouble. Khe was in there fully an hour before she could find the center of it, and, worse still. she could not find her way out. A younj nephew of hers was in the center and tried to explain to his aunt how to get in. She finally lost all patience and exclaimed, with heat: 'Don't talk to me any longer. I'll find my way alone. She was finally escorted out and, look ing- back at the maze, said: 'When . get cast, I'll tell Mr. Huntington to have that nasty thing torn up. They have no ri'ht to put such affairs in a place intended for pleasure. Gracious nu: shall I ever reach the hotel? I am almost dead. And all the way to the hotel she vowed vengeance against that maze and longed to have the sym pathetic ear of the great railway mil lionaire. " GOOD OLD ANGLO-SAXON. The Virile WoMi Hrcnmloc a Faahlox. Among; Our Young Colleelant. The craze for everything- English is reaching- the colleges in the shape of Anglo-Saxon lunacy. A boy of mine recently came home from school in the c:ist, says a writer in the St. Louis Glolie-Democrat, and when we were one day driving; together he spoke of the horse aw-fck." "What's brack?" I inquired, for I thought it must be some new slang word the youngster had picked up, when, to my enlighten ment, he explained that it was Saxon for active. ( ii further inquiry I found that he was full of such expressions, having learned tlwia from a teacher who was an Anglo-Saxon enthusiast. Superannuated was, in his dialect, "overweary," the horizon was the sk.y exlg," magnificent was "highdeedy, a quarrel was a "bntngle," a proud man was "overmindy," and a street car was a "folk wain." I explained to him in sorrow that he was living in the west, whore such profundity of wisdom went, unappreciated, and that if he should hap,xn to ask a policeman when the "folk wain" that went by "lire gho:,t" came along, the guardi::n of the peace would never imagine he was inquir ing aliout an electric street car, but would take charge of him as a lunatic "Folk wain" may be good enough for lioston. but it will hardly answer west of the Hudson. CHANGE OF OCCUPATION. VThen Coupled with I'reoeropilion Doea Not Always llrhig (iooil ICeaults. The young man had leen a groom at the ridu.g school, and had also been employed at a sale stable, says a writer in Kiver and Driver. Still, the knowl edge that he had acquired at these places did not serve him well now that he was engaged as a clerk in a grocery store on Sixth avenue. (The day a young lady came into the store and asked the clerk if they had any horseradish. "Hossradish? I should say we have," exclaimed the young man. "We prob ably have the most remarkable hoss nwlish in the market," and he pulled tlown a bottle, covered with the dust of ages, and rolled it along the counter. "Oliserve its gait." he continued, with enthusiasm. "There's a hossradish that I can recommend. There's an A No. 1 family hossradish. I can warran it to work anywhere. It will drag a family carriage, on a heavy track, in 2:40." The young lady looked at the clerk with some astonishment. She wanted the horseradish, however, and ventured to ask if it was strong. "Strong?" echoed the clerk; "why, it's as strong as a steam stump puller. It's the strongest hossradish that ever looked through a collar. You can take it right out Of your phaeton, after a whirl around Central park, hitch it to a stone boat and if it doesn't pull more than a locomotive I'll knock it fn the head. Fact Ls it's a heavy-draught hossradish, with tae swiftness and en durance of a Salvator. "I meant to ask," said the young lady, somewhat confused, "if it is sharp does it bite?" "IJite? No; it's gentle as a sucking dove; wouldn't bite the smallest child. It seems kind o' sad like when it has to take a bite in ita mouth. Oh, no; it wouldn't bite a piece of molasses candy. And kick? You couldn't make that hossradish kick if you tickled it with a straw," and the clerk punched the bot tle in the ribs as proof of ita excellent disposition. The young lady did not seem entirely satisfied with the recommendation and took the bottle up to examine it more closely. "That's riht," said the af fable young man; "look it over care fully. Examine it closely for ringbone, spavin, quartercrack, heaves, thumps, mumps, dumps, grumps, or anything else under the shining sun. If you find it is not as sound as a dollar, the hoss radish is yours without costing you a red cent and with a nice set of silver mounted harness thrown in. Shall I wrap it up?" The young lady said she would not take it Joa,7 now, but might cail later with a halter to lead it home. At the Military HalL lie You look so fascinating to-night that I expect you will capture every thing; the other girls won't stand any sort of a chance. She O, yes; I'll divide with them. I'll take the colonels and leave theni the shells. Detroit Free l'rcss. - -CARL RI VIINITJS, PILVCTICAL : AND DEALER IN r tf. iVai - . - 7 , -D 1 r i-?&i&n & I Mil --v - a A ; j) $ "WANT A WAGON?" We have waffons, buffgies, surreys. High grade; as light. Strong, durable, stylish, as beautifully finished as modernized manufacture can produce. Built on honor by men of life experience. Honesty is our policy; prompt shipment our specialty. We want to know you. Write us. Costs you nothing. May lead to business by and by. Send for our catalogue. It is free to- every reader of this paper. Bing hamton Waon Co., Binghamton, N. Y. " BUILT FOR BUSINESS." 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Wbila ttamr moaa Eeaaaeba. y Cartora LJttla liver Ptlla i equauy vaiuacio in lonanyaiion. curing and vcatina UiiaannoTinir complaint. while thrTi correct all diaordera of thaatomarhttmnlatatha JiTerandregolataUiebowala. nmutuejoBl cozaa Aetiathervmildbealiaoatpiicrieaatofhaaawba offorfromdiadiatrrasing complaint; bntforta Batal7 their enodnoaa dona notentl heraand llin Wbooncatrftbem will find tboaa little pillavalo. able in ao many war that they will not be tk lis todowiUiouiUMim. Bntaftar allaickhead 2a '.h 1kti of ao miry Uvea tliat bera fa vLare r.iVf. onf jfival bcaat. OurpiUacureitwhUe ii'-. no nor. i-.r i. Liver TUit am very email and t.-.-t o fvkft. One or two pills make a doaa. y a.aai;tcily vieizatabla a:id do nut gnpa or parrm. lxitby their gentle action pleaaaall who Baai;."i. tntuNil SS rente; five for $L Soil Ly firtj .-iaU ctorywhero. or aent by malL 3RTER MEDICINE CO.. New York. ' s" r ; T . SlaALL DOSE. 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Applied into the itril it M neaa, auayt tnjuimmanon, neat 50c WARRANTED 5 YEARS. 15 DAYS TRIAL Sclf-aertlam Sodlc, thread Im abmttlc, la rlcaa ajad light-ran- , hat tbe kandaonaeat ood-work, aad rlwrat t extra allachmcata, t pay areata (55 I aend for circular. THE C. A. WOOD CO. 10thSL,Phila.,Pa. JOB :.- PRINTING. THE Fit IZ KM AX Printing Office la tbe place to eet yonr JOB PRINTING Promptly and satisfactorily execated. We will meet the prices of alll honoraole com potion. We don't do any but fint-etaM woik and waot a living price fur it. fill Fast Presses aui Hew Type We are prepared to turn out Job Printing of every disrription In the FINEST STYLE and at the ver? Lowest Gash Prices. Xotbiiig Dtit tbe best material i osed and oar work i-peaks for itself. We are pre pared to print on the sbortes; notice Posters, Pbogbammes, Bcbisess cards. Taos. Bill Heads, Monthly Statements Envelopes, Labels. Circulars. Wedding and VibiTraa Cards Checks. Notes. Drafts. Receipt. Bond Work. Letter and Note Heads, and . Hop and Partt. Invitations Etc vcan print anything from tbe smallest rd neatest Visiting Card to the largest Podtr on short notice and at tbe mutit Reasonable Rates. The Cambria Kreemau E BENS BURG. PENN'A tatoii fire Insurance Anencj, nicitu General Irsurance Agenl 1 V Polenta. areala. Tr,,l, A'v "VV. MUMP. A. CO. QUEER RESULTS. Boas Tory 0ld Faciia About the Ninff la Tbrpx anil sveu. John W. Kirk, the white-haired vet eran who was with Morse when the first working telegraph line was stretched and who btood beside the great inventor when the first message was transmitted from Annapolis Junction to Washing ton, has made during his life a great many interesting- calculations in num bers, says the lloston Traiwript. The two most remarkable numbers in the world are 3 ajid 7. "The numeral seven," says Mr. Kirk, the Arabians got from India, and all following have tr.lcen it from the Ara bians. It is conspicuous in IliMical lore, being- mentioned over 300 times in the Scriptures, cither alone or compounded with other words. It seems a favorite numeral with the Divine mind, outside as well as inside the Itible, as nature demonstrates in many ways, and all the other numerals bow to it. There is also another Divine favorite, the number three, the trinity. This is brought out bv a combination of figures that is somewhat remarkable. It is the six figures Multiply this by the answer is 2S5.714. "Multiply this by 3. 42S.r71. Multiply this by 4, 571. "Multiply this by 5, 714.25. "Multiply this by , the answer i the answer Ls the answer is the answer is 857,142. "Each answer contains the s;:m fig nrfs as the original Kum. r.nd no others, and three of the ligun-s f the sum re main together in cm-U answer, thu:, showing that li;rires preserve t tie trinity. "Thus 255 apja-ars in the tii",t an.1. s-cond numbers, 571 in the second and third. 4'-'S in tlie thi"d and fourth, and 142 in the fourth and fifth. "It is also interesting to note that taking out of any two of these sums the gToup of three common to both, the other throe, read in tlie usual order, from left t.- ri-jl.t. will clso be in the same order in both sums. "Take the first and second sums, for example. The group of 2i is common to both. Having read SSS out of the second sum. read right along and bring in the first figure of the thousands last. It will read 714. All the others will read in the same way. "Again, note that the two groups of three in the first sum are the same as the two groups of three in the fourth reversed in order, and the same tiling is true of the second and third. The last multiplication has its groups of three the same as those of the original num ber, reversed again. Examine these results again, and you will see that in these calculations all the numerals have appeared save the nin. Now multiply tbe original sum by the mighty 7 the divine favor ite of the Ilible and of ereat:on rind behold the answer! The last of t'.iL' nu merals, and that one only in groups of three again the trii.ity! 142,7 7 !90.'.i0i "No other combination "of niiinlerR will prolitec the same tvsuits. Does not this show the imperial multipotent numeral 7 and its divinity?" IN THE WRONG HOTEL. Awkward l'rerlicanirnt of an American Lady Tbroag-h l'orter'a ltlmidr. Most of ns have at one tiiut- or an other experienced the inconvi-iiu-n.-e of not Ix-inj acfiuumtoii with the lanpiiape of the country wherein one is travel ing-. One can, therefore, sayb the I.on- don Standard, sympathize with the Washir.frton lady whose misad venture while staying at Aix-les-llains for the benefit of her health has found its way into print. The lady in question took the baths like most of the other visit ors at the health resort. The bath over, the patient, as is known, is rapidly dried, well nveloped in sheets and blankets and conveved baek to the hotel in a species of sedan chair. On reaching- it he or she is laid into bed, wound up in the blankets like a mummy and, after being- covered up with yet additional blankets and a quilt, is left to perspire for a certain period, longer or shorter, according to taste. The American lady, an unmarried woman, was but imperiectiy aequainu-u with the pronunciation of the French langnap-e. and when, lately, after her bath, she told the attendant to take her to "o. 11 at the hotel des I'rinces, he understood her to say the hotel de France. There she was conveyed, placed in bed in room eleven and left to perspire. After awhile she removed slightly the covering from her bead to perceive, with the ut most distress, that she was iu a strange lied, with no other dress save her blanket and that all around the room were articles of clothing, ete., proving the occupant thereof to belong to the opposite sex. The poor lady's state of mind may easily be imagined. LA BELLE FRANCE. The rag pickers of Paris collect about 910,000 worth a night. I!KAl-.r8 arc cut a la Russe in Paris, which is square and ragged. The first submarine cable of French manufacture is now being finished at Calais. M. Apf.r, of Paris, after expending more than PI 00,000 on a ftyin; machine, hasproduced one in which he flew about 100 yards. He says it is propelled by "a combination of vapors." Tire catacombs of Paris contain the remains of about 3,000,000 human ings. They were formerly stone quar ries. Many of the victims cf the revo lution of 1702-4 are buried there. A Gekman correspondent writes that French women are losing their s!:r-l in sewing, knitting and mending, and that these are TVcoming lost arts, specially in l'aru, on account of machine work. THE COLUMBIAN EXPOSITION. Thus far an aggregate of .2,095,000 has been appropriated by twenty-nine states for representation at the world's fair. It is probable that the cost of the Illinois state building will be reduced from the original estimate of $400,000 to 8250,000,' by the use of staff instead of stone. II. C. Patsk, special commissioner to Mexico, says that country wiil probably appropriate at the start ?750,00 for the representation at the exposition, and that it will most likely increase the amount to Si, 000,000 later on. Minister Phelps has hopes of in ducing IJaron Krupp to exhibit some of his immense puns at the exposition. Karon Krupp hesitates, for, he says, it will cost him ?U50,000 to make an ex hibit creditable to his establishment. THE BARNYARD FOWLS. It is good economy to feed well from the start. VtUY many of the losses with young turkeys are due to lice. Scalded milk is a pood remedy for diarrhea in summer; give them all they will drink. If the ducks and geese are picked regularly during the summer and fall thev w-Ul not moult. I)rni.a the summer is the best time to arrange the winter quarters for the poultry and to determine the number that is to be kept. -aVa.LaW - RHEUM a i a aa a -" - a rnirr RaCirArV.r. Pain 12 thi SifC. n OUW I t fh rhesl end the id at. Kci.'rr.,c!. l,.. r-tc, etc., t:.o c KiK IMPORTED X a IT t? A fi D Vfl Th 6CST, JhCfJMLb UZ. -It. J J r.o' v. 'H; rrr-at nu- .t In th'- l.i--r, ! ' ' ar. aul mail olh.-nw lj rss:ic:-.i4 TattttKlal n: cr Tinri-.i: : tl Tu t. is. Iu .. Ja.i. " M lent. Oue ,f ur Stt'-ri, HifTifu:.; !r..u- J rnarivn f..r j. ara. r--jl Hurt n'ti l:r-r :-. htsr 1'itv.wr .i-cixir 1-ain K . . I . EO Conts a bottio. ; f a r. rtifiuvra c. r-o r. kj. omen co tu. 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Ti..- ol.i v. ;. - ... . :: '. .1 i r .lit 1 : t:.." V:r : ! 1 ;.t 1.. S i. , t .1 v . : U- .-.I ' t !;. Uvh" ! 1 1 v. :. I v. :-t ti,. -ii '..l.l o- !l.:rs. J i r !.. ' :.;.l l!.:.l i.. m:.nv f f... . t':.- t:.t--r:- -r t : u i vi-n- : . hut tin- Indian.. w--- .' tv::s i!-n:" :-. .us t. .-" ''' ' ' j-:i tin- l-r. . f t": i Ut . v. n t':: t tlit-y !,:. I f..- th.- in. ".i-.:t:.- l.l'. :iH-.ji4r-.-. to ju-.-v. ' .iiiuwii o.:t - i.!-.- .-it. TATTOO MARKS. Nothing V-t !,.. v. n il lu li i;r. Kill '! i jrlli- It has ofti-ll Ih-.-ii .-lyi-n.-l t -it m.-ir'cs ni::y Ih- r.-n: 1 ' '' over th-.-m goat's in'-!k. 'I ' i- taken idea, says tin- i: - '' licmi'ts iitnl itherv hn.- t'-.r H-riine!)t -'l with v;n ! j " ''' in the hope of li-.eov ! " to wli. ,l!y remove in ii.i i : "' the human skin. N 't has as yet Ik-cii foun.lt. .;' -. t a portion cvi n of ' ' . in:;rl;s. unless. pos-:!-!y . '" maiie imtm-diatcl y f i ! ' ; -isig j.roeess. At M r. .t ttutvemity lxspjt4i!. jH-rimeiit was smn. -::r- ' ' jireNCiiee of the vr;'--r . " of a noted eh:-.r:n t. r ' ' '" W.I' ' died there. Il.-l'.-r.- 1 ' granted permission t- ' ' -' ''' i the univer.-i: v to i-. ;!-. .:"' saw fit with his t'.e.ri l'ty these t Indent.-., curt' 't. - ' ' ; ' thing os-.:l)le conueete.l '' ti.-e of tultoouig, cut f:--it' man's arm a strip ol '. n -t :- ' coat of arms jipj-ear.-.I. '" r' skin the design t-m.i.:i' : 1 degrees the l'.e-h was r ' ' sign in itidia InU Mt'l v! si;-lit until liii il'y ' ' 11 ' After a 1h:.r.n: -It ', pose of rel;n it l'.e ' of flesh rein.i'i-:: g. it : ;' ,if tt the represent;.'. ! -ii ! t-r c utting away a s::i:.' bone, the india i:il. ma! have not peut trate.l 1 F Q'J-'S FORLIGN FACTS AN2 Tin-: oflieial lists of l: ' ' Contain ;o.(i0.) jw-rs. : Sehulze or So'.iultze. A( -oi:iI-'l to the l.: -t the capital of 1" ' ao.400 Christians of a.i a ' 1'iiAXCK has sity-t-' thirty of whom date f. :: ; archy. The Kl.-st .1 i'-' Mortvmai-t, who was h '' ; OF r.'ill.Oiiil foreigner . ai ' , : ' liepul'lie there arc s;i: lta'ains. l.Vl.tKKt I'reli. a. !. ' ' '"iHll, i: iar.ls, 40,000 Knglisli a: a -1' mans. Tltr population of tV 1 ' ..- : titnat-.l at rt.lTI.4-"'. are Mong"ls. ma-'" ,7 . i .';rr whites. l.s.-,4.eoi l-.-l -t- ' ; ' ; Can. a .inn rai-es, 41.-'- r Iliostlv Jews: the p-ta-i are Aryans. : mi--' ,.:" rep'-ese-ited. The l-; ' nearly -J. - '"- Not in Marmmiy H 'a C Washington 'oo-" (r11 oliithes) l's. traia. s . P trouir8 am 'bout f- me. ihen rjut dot was i-V friend! I aslllllLT'" ' but it 'pc.ir.- t m d.m't L'o very , ,u:,niac craa .- i'n
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