The Cambria freeman. (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, June 12, 1891, Image 1

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l m bit atietl Wtfkly at
,;IJKNS1U H(J - I'KNN'A
j:y J() . HAS! ON,
;1lr.wl Circulation. - l'JOO.
,r siBscmrTios rates.-.
- mr cash in idvnnc-e .. .
tmtrry.(y)M,'f;.1d w,thtn3 mootbiu 1.75
d"
1o
It nut
If DOt
1Hm1 WITflU W tu"MW. ta.w
.aid within the year.. 9 Jb
do
..-to persona residing outelde or the county
w r!n ?SIuonl per ye-ar w.ll be chafed to
"J."" .vent will the above termi be Je
r ",l thoeewho dom oonsult taelr
parted
In advance moit not
"n 'ntnL.i oa the fame footlnir a those woo
p.t w dlbUBcU, Unaertooa rrom
mil time forward
ao.
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9S55
OILS! OILS!
The St.'uxlanl Oil fouipaiiy, of
Pittsburg, Pa., make a specialty
of mauufacturing fvr the (ionacs
tio tr;ile the finest brands of
Utomlnatin? and Lnbrieati njj Oils,
Naphtha and GasnIiM
Ml Ml PETBQUUM.
Vfe challenge comparisen with
every known product of petrol
eum. If you wish the most
Most : Mflnlj : Satisfactorj : His
in the m ukct ak for oars.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY,
PITTSKURO. PA.
('.V-.iTr
ST. CHARLES'
Chas. S. Gill, PropV.
Tiftl. Botnr;, i..-,l. Kantiodeleil with afflce an
pl ltKir. Nttirl K anl l-caadanant
' !n S rrM.m. M.w iimh l.undrT atttcOeJ
t. bQr
tvtt t.i at p.r-day.
(Wooi St., and Third Ave.,
Pittsburgh., Pa.
M SHTIIG PiRLQR!
CCS. CE.VT5C AND SAMPLE STREETS
EBENS3URO. PA.
J- M. (iANT, rroprieter.
I'llKpi-H.'.!! !) .iw.t find b at .ar ntace
A nl Wwtne- i.i t,u'l nana hour. KT.rftl Ifr aeajt
n' c1 c' A 'wn h " eo-
:th i ,j,,.B wberaUie puh!te cn l.e ae.
xa. I.i-er! . hot or bllth Haihtnh
r,'"r,'r" "'"n"-eJ bareln ar irleetly
c-n. 1 r..ai.a a apaniatTT.
BLAIR HOUSE
Sarber :-: Shop !
j, rr,t-f'- Itarler Shop ha been ntnd rn
d, J I Klair liua. where tho ! .rhcrloa
is. ' aranehae will be crrl'd oa In
..'." "e hop la la the hand i t fkilled .
"rrr't't.r kepi la aood order Yonr
r- Nlllr-lll I'M A5K 1'RM.
In
Proprietor.
r. A.anrOTT.Kew Tork Cltj
. a .ee. -w, -
ion t " KaiawaK in. - "
t
i yir -
mm
me more womWllfit hric3hhtV
a. r
Busy,vives who use SAPQLI0
SaVSarseemfo growold.Trye.cewke-
A compiote trreck of domestic happiness has often resulted from
-wehed dishes, from on unclean kitchen, or from trifles which
m,i hg-ht a. air But by lheee thinf? u man oftea judg;es of his
w.fe uwvotion to her family, ond charges her with general neglect
Wa"a h careless in theso particulars. Many a home owes
lai part of its thrifty neatness and its consequent happiness to
hr -f.me.ra rrfte-ai inittlt m- rlirapcr Kod for MATOI.IO. to uiake a
t prom. tH wnch nJelr n4 Inaiat on havlu Jus! aht
nrdrrra. i
iff -f M 1 1FI' i MiY
JAS. C. HASSON, Editor and
VOLUME XXV.
Tao 37 out f"U-f cfmful Ilaraody w CSzscrr
sroV as It U cert a i lit lta ciloctj uvJ noS
Mt. Head proof bolotr :
t. B. J. Ki:mduX. C'...:
lrH: li.st buivutr I cured a CurSfrpc Tn hnr
ito -ourttUt.ite4l Ktuii.'ilt'a NpavtucuroMtilU
wm ttm lofct J I ev.r ih Jax 1 have a 4ior-n
rmpty bottit-n, tinvtM uml U wua vrrnct KiMvw-sd,
ourlnjc .Tnry Utiux I rttl U oci. JSy luhoorAiad
a horo with a cry bad Hp.rtn UuuuHctc utin lainu.
ffii asko.1 nif now to cure U. i rooonimatuloU
niliUr Sim Curo. He curral io u in
Yours reauectroTrv,
CotXTicX. Ohio, Ajlrll 4, !U.
R J. kimiix Ou.:
Dar SVr : I hav. bMatkrfrfi?nvrf9if Kendall a
6avlt C-ure ami a'lliil'. cwurtu Po tlorw Ui.il
.vor before. Otia man nU4 mo. It was ttte tM;a
tuwdor4 ever kept ami the Wt lieor lued.
Kwpeoarully.
onl.omii!i.
Crrrrnaaaao, K. V May 19, "9H.
Da B J. Krkviu. t'o.
Unrr Sir.: I ha used w.m-h1 bottle of yonr
S-aJir SpnvtnCiirr wftb prfec-t aucitwa, on a
ralu;Uto and blooded vnare (bat ww ull bono
w 'tA . Iinue Spaviu. Tla. juore la now entirely fruo
Crou lammAanji ant whwwa no bmtcW un th jtit.
itutpawiXoKy, Jt.-H. IltrruuMH.
EfiOiLL'S mm CURE.
Hokbob. La, May 8, 90.
. Drx. TL J. ICkhdau. Orx,
0.-c.ta: I tiiluK it ra? dntydi mculsr you my
tiuiki fee yotir fiir touted ICUil.lrK SpHvia Citrr.
1 hud a four ye.r ciUl 41Uy wuluh I rljeod vcry
htxlily. Sh had a very ww nwollun Un- I trlol
aootit eight 4litw-Hait lunda of mtHtteluH. whfcth did
no f('ol. I puroh.inil a hottk T your 1CMidall'a
b)bvji Cnro which cured her In four tUj.
I rntn yonra.
Xauob Dovdu
prlo.$l por bonlu, nrslx txtloa tarfti. AUdrnjr
!it. lu'ii It or ouiitiil U (or Jim, or 1 1 wit I beaoot
to anjr addrcst ou rooelpaor prloe by propria
lilt. H. J. KT1 !A LI. f
Enoakuri i".--!t-. Vemeat.
ootlO DO.ly.
cDiSy-- 7-A,"N :Z.Oo
its
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE
ranted, and ao itaraM on bottom. Andrei
V. L. DOt-tm A. A S, Brarktea. Maaaw aold b
C. T. ROBERTS,
TWM.MI vMrbWiif JK7Xwt ft.
Jon v ! Malr av BBtx-Jt, w raai
Mi. Pffll !! 1m part off
if all mr t.r hmw mUr
Sfc wmt. All ! w. t ry MHKk
a W ia T. W fw, fcfBiaWK
roHTLA5rt, him.
ROBERT EVANS,
UNDERTAKER,
ARI NlKVriOTUXER r
and dealer In all krodi ol TVHM1TVKK,
9WA fall line al Caaket alwaya OB hand.-C
Bodies Embalmed
WrtEJC REUTTIKET).
Apt 3
NOT DEAD YET!
VALLIE LUTTRINCER,
CAircwacmTBs er
TIN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON WARE
AND TIS JtOOriA'G,
Keapecttnlly Inrltee the attaatloa at kla trlendf
and tbepoDiiotn a.aerai tnaraet mat la atlll
carrying on bnalnaxa at toe eld aland oppoalte tbe
Mountain Moui.. MKaihanc, and II prepared to
apply from a I art alack, or maaofactarinir to or
der, any article la hit line, from the taaalleet to
tbe laryaat. In the beat meaner and at the loweat
UTinv price.
(TNo penitentiary ererk either made or aold
at thl establishment.
TIN ROOF1NO 8PECIALTY.
Olre me a call and atlfy yonraeWe a to ray
work and price. V. LITTTKIKUKK.
r."oourn. Apnua. toaa-i
seif mm shm
.J2ps picket anus
T5 Il'-?r??-r J Hoea. and Faetnrj ik-..
MARSH STEAM PUMPfrVr?t.r7id
Tricuoa KotntM. AQ fln Kt.ndurl Mac bio..
B.C. MACHINERY CO.
aOl ! 1 kitrert, HutUt Crceli, .llich.
Wbea VUMlag the Pmaourgh Einoeltion, call oa tbe
HEN RICKS MUSIC CO.. Ltd.
For Cat h or Tim Price on
Pianos and Qrgans,
79 Firth Ave..
PITTSBURGH. PA.
Are like-
hoes
7 VftlOTAii!S
ecr
Proprietor.
THE HUSSAND'S COM Mm. i US
In all tho arts nnd industrlos well skilled.
A uuxlol ot iMirfcciioa thou &halt be
From Litfhvn work to hiirhrr culture drllleU.
To niiUic a Very uuavcu of liotuo for mu.
1L
Forever and at all irni-s thon shalt jrroot
Thy hu.liunU with a bright ana win soma
smili
Thon shalt Iw lovlna kind and always sweet,
lXsplto hU irowus and lauU-lin.ltnss t"too
while.
in.
Thou shalt lc stnu and rnprilly iwrforrn
The worfi a U .z.-a woinvnount to do.
Thou sh:ilt lh u It with tatto and cure attrn
Lest lairer forms attract Uiy lord troui you.
IV.
Thou Khalt bo srn:;iljc arul not expect
Thy lord w ill stoi.p to notice smile ol thine;
"Tla nonwnso tliy last w inlies to ros;x;et.
Or now tor love and luiuieato lke-urue.
V,
Don't lxither when Ire -wants to "nor a man,"
And treat the boys to ieo orrara aud ciara;
Don't a.U he'll Hive thee monoy when he can;
When lliuu outtt et a dime juwt thank thy
star.
VX
Thy cooUlns nil Uc mother's unalt excel;
Though all thy eflorts merit ducp distlain,
Decausc thou caiist not v. ield tho ma-ic sptdl
Ul tliilJliood" and ujipetito a!;ain.
VIL
And in thc-ni'hXli:ao tbou shalt never let
The lul.y"s -crying tj uislurO the air.
It throv:t thy husband into such a pet
And inajtca him wish the baby anywhere,
vnx
A?:vln. ly "h-ntiand thou nha'.t no'er inritc
To tLec aceomnany lrom out thy home;
While lie seeks social plea. tiro nut at ni.hl.
Wlthiu. thou bhalt thy cuiltireu tram alotio.
inc.
Thy borne, l"hyn'lf. thy childron shalt appear
In perfect orler, rare and matchless trim;
I'tsiel of KraeeH, virtues, ihou i.alt hear
KeirtHf juul U'ar with ovory mood uuJ whim.
X.
And though nerleotod, sliKhtel. or abused.
Whatover lot thy lofl shouhlst cast to thee,
Forrot thu loving toi:derne he used
When tfculiy wooing that Lu wife thou'dst bo.
And thonh each atern command of his contain
A double ono, as wall us piuia'ties.
No aet of rules eotild e'er his wants explaio.
Or volume hold oue ltalf tho rrrumblini; his.
JJUdreil Thoriif. i. WortUrn Kural.
JACK'S I'JiOPOSAL.
His Employer's Nont Trick Brings
Him to Ilia Sonsos.
The day -was flrawinjf to a clow: anl
in-thu ollioo of Durunt brothers thorc
were -only tr persons, Thouiits
Durant, the senior momlH-r nf the lirm.
and John Crawforsl, the; confidential
clerk.
The former ts:it at a taMe, writing;
the latter stixn!, with his c11mvk on a
winilow-saeih anl his hands mipMrtino;
his chin, watching the psplo pass t
and fro in the btreet.
'Jrtek'" droppod from Mr. Imrant'a
lips a he laid aside his pen,
"Yes, sir." .x,n(', tMO cleric, fa
miliarly known us 'Jac'.:," turning- his
faec toward Mr. Uuruct
"Why don't you pet married'?"'
h h'm, how" was the stammering-
replj-
"Wliy don't you get married?" "Mr.
Durant repeated.
"Keally, 1 have not given the mattci
much coRsideration."
'1 am trrmvinced that marriaeje is ad
visable on the port of any man."
Mr. Durant was a fifty-year-old bach
elor, and Jack ventured:
"1V you intend to renounce sinprle
bleaKednenn'.'' hinilinjf a he spolci.'.
"I may do no liy aud by," Mr. Durant
answered, in a iTi1llosiit tone. "No
one L depentlent upou you for nup
portT' he ntimuL
"I h.tre only myKolf Vi Bupport," said
Jack.
"Your tudary haei enal.le.l ym to lay
by rvomethinf oach your during the live
years you have bon with us?"
"I have about two thousand dollars
at my coramaniL
"Sufficient to lopin housekeeping
with comfortaUy. You would prefer a
home to a boardinjj place?"
"1 shouUL"
"I have no doubt t litre is some younjr
laily whom you incline to rejrinl with
epecial favor'.'" Mr. Durant remarked,
interrogatively.
"I don't know," Jack rejoined,
blushing to the roots of his hair.
"If you entertain such regard for any
lad3" whom you believe to be truly
womanly and to reciprta;ato your kind
ly f.-olinirs, ask her to become your
wife without delay. You will excuse
me for advising- you with reference to
so vital a matter, as I am influenced to
do so by my interest in 3'our welfare,
the interest of a friend rather than an
employer."
'Certainly, and I appreciate your mo
tive." Presently Mr. Ihirant left the ollice
and Jack muttered:
"I verily believo he does intend to
marry, and the woman whose husband
he becomes will have reason to be
thankful, as he is ouo of the noblest men
in the world."
Soon after, passingthe table at which
Mr. Durant had been writing, he saw
upon it a note, which began: "My dear
Miss 1 ten ton," and near it an envelope
addressed: "Miss Alice Iienton. 'i78 W
avenue, City."
As the lady addressed was one whom
he inclined "to regard with special fa
vor,"' whom he really loved with his
whole heart, tho ln-ginning of the mis
sive so aroused his eurio.sitj- that, re
gardless of propriety, ho read it in its
entirety, as follows;
"MY Dkak Mi.hh Hbstox: I shall call "to
morrow evening for your answer to tho iues
tion which I naked you a short time aro, and
trast It will b3 S'ich as to confer upon mo the
Aapplr.css that it atouc can atfurd iue.
"Yours sincerely, Thomas Durant."
Having read it:
"Can it lie that she has lieen receiving
the attention of that curmudgeon old
enough to lc her father?" lie ejaculat
ed, trembling like a leaf. "And can it
laj! that shu has lajen merely aimulating
a love for me?" he continued.
"lie may call upon her to-morrow
evening, but I will see her Ik-fore that
time and come to an understanding
with her."
A few minutes later Mr. Durant re
entered the ollice, saying:
"I forgot to take with me for posting
the im.st important communication
which I had written, doubtless owing
to our interesting discussion."
'Ah:' was Jack's sole response, as
he kept his back toward Mr. Durant,
who. having folded tho missive to Miss
IfentoTj, placed it in the envelop and
scaled it, again went from the oflicc.
That . yt-Jiing Alice J'eutou, a very
pretty youn r Jady, was busily .K-eunied !
with
piece of iioiidt script work, '
JW$!!? V ?sW!
'HE IS A FBKKMAH WHOM THE TBCTH
E BENS BURG. PA.,
when .lack, who sat on a Uk1 at her
fe-t. said:
"How much do you earo for roe?"
"Well, that's a rather ditlieult ques
tion to answer," was the reply.
"Enough to marry .me?" he nervously
asked.
"l'ossildv, if you desired to have xae
do so."
"I hav long loved you. and your con
sent to Ik- my wife will make me the
happiest of men."
"It is yours.
They scaled their engagement with a
kiss and 'then made arrangement-, for
the marriage in the near future.
Tho following morning he said to Mr.
TTxunas Durant:
"J hate acted according tayour ad
vice of yesterday afternoon and shall
be married one month from to-day."
"1 'lease accept my congratulations
and liest wishes for your happinoss,"
Mr, Durunt returned, .grasping his
clerk's hand.
Thank you," returned -Jack, lKking
down.
"I think it is advisable for a newly
married couple to ljegin housekeeping
.as soon sis possible," Mr. Durant ob
served. "I have a very desirable tene
ment on Adams street which is vacant
and you may iceupy it, free of rent, as
long as you wish."
Jack managed to. articulate: "I thank
you," but tho generous olfor from one
whose confidence it seemed to him he
had shamefully abused uuultf him fed
decidedly uncomfortable.
"l'erhaps," he said, after a moment
ary hesitation, "your kindly regard for
lue will cease when you know the name
of my allianced."
"It is Alice llenton, is it not?"
1 I'S
"I think it will be an excellent
match. "
Jack was surprised at Mr. Durant's
words, and presently, with tears of
mortification in his eyes and quivering
lips, confessed to having rcafel the note
which Mr. Durant had written to Miss
Kenton, asked forgiveness for the aut
manly act, adding:
"It was contemptible for are to ask
her to In-come my wife last evening
when I knew that you iutcndod to ask
her to marry you tlus evening."
Mr. Duraut shook with laughter and
then he said, placing his hand on Jack's
shoulder: "Supposedly, everything is
fair in love and war."
"As you have never known," he con
tinuesl, "Alice is my ward; a sister
could not Ik? dearer to me.
"For a long time I have been aware
of her intense love for you and believed
that you fully. reciprtK'ated it. A thor
ough acquaintance with your charac
ter assured me tlial you would made
her a denirable hasbantt, and I planned
to have you propose to her sooner than
you were likely to by reason of your
bash fulness.
"My matrimonial chat yesterday waa
intended to convey to you the impres
sion that I proposed ln-coinin a bene
dict; the note to Alice, which went
from my pocket into the fire, was left
on my table that you might get a
glimpse of it, which would lead you to
road it in full and, having read, to
think her the object of my adoration
and forestall me in securing her f r a
wife.
"I slightly feared that you might sus
jHH't the part I was playing1 as a man
of my years is not likely tw allow such
a missive as the note jipp;ircutly was
to carelessly remain where his 'rival"
can s-- it and yon probably would
have done so but for the excited mental
condition in which you were.
" 'All's well that ends weflL' how
ever." "I thank you for bringing mc to my
se.if-," Jack responded, and he was
prevented from saying anything fur
ther with reference to the matter in
hand by the entrance into the ollice of
the junior meml-er of the firm. De
troit Sun.
CONCERNING CHEWINQ GUM.
The) Most of It 'iit!lns l':irafHne Waa.
WhU-lt Is Very Injurious.
The fine distinctions required by legal
definitions frequently threaten confu
sion, even when the f;u-ts appear to lc
IK-rfectly c.eur. There is no room for
doubting the irieonvcnionoe and danrrer
which may arise from the accumulation
of a mass of purufliitc wax in the intes
tines: and yet when any legal interfer
ence with the sale of chewing gum, con
taining fifty per cent, of this substance,
is attcmied, the charming uncertain
ties and quibbles which arise are more
amusing than edifying, says London
Lancet. In a recent prosecution at the
llanley 1m trough jxdice court it was
first contended that the fourteenth sec
tion of the food ami drugs act, which re
lates to the division of the substance in
the presence of the seller at the time of
purchase, had not ln-U orn plied witlu
Then it was submitted that "the article
was not one of foot I, since it was sold
.imply for chewing. Then it was sug
gested that as sweets are so utterly in
definite in their composition, it was im
possible to deal with them as ordinary
articles of fooL And tlnr climax was
reached in the contention that it was
not wild to the prejudice of the pur
chaser, as the complainant said he did
not intend to cat it. This was extreme
ly ingeiaious, but the purchaser hap
jtencd to lie the insiK-ctor of nuisances,
who was merely collecting evidence.
Tle case ended for the present with the
imposition of a fine, on the ground that
the substance was sold to the prejudice
of the purchaser, inasmuch as it was
not in the nature of the sultanec and
quality of the article demanded by the
purchaser, who asked for gum and got
parafiine wax. If the ease is ewrtaken
to a higher court it is quite possible that
it may In- argued that the complainant
did not :isk for "gum" but for "chewing
gum:" that he did not get "parafline
wax," but only fifty per cent, of "par
1'iline wax" and tire remaining fifty per
cent, 'of unknown ingredients ' which
'.nfliciently "bring the 'substance within
the legal meaning of "cliewing gum."
Hut what is "chewing gum?" The fol
lowing definition might Ik- suggested:
A stil istanee of very variable com posi
tion, ignornntly employed by children,
which, when containing parafline wax,
may lead to very ferave dangers, aud the
sale of which should he prohibited.
A Contrmdk-turjr Charawtwr.
Adams An elevator boy is a strance
character, isn't he?
bines How so?
Adams Why, every one that's' tip in
the world he runs down, and yet he
gives a lift to all who wish to rise.
Life.
MAKES FBEE A3D ALL ABE P LAVES BESIDE.'
FRIDAY. JUNE 12. IS91.
WINNING A WIFE.
I
Mr. Claymer, of Texas rand. His ,
Remarkable Tracle.
Evcryliody said that Ih n Claymer was
a "crank," aud no one tlmught so more
strongly than Marian Harper, who had
Is-t-n the object of his eccentric atten
tion for many months. She. tjeing a
student of human nature, was calmly
amused with this Wid freak," as she
called hizo.
t'Ho is a puzzle, .Vunt Jane," she said;
"I don't know whether to think him a
genius or an i.liot. Sometimes. I'm
more than half-inclined to believe the
latter."
When ClaymeT called on Marian, it
wonld seem that he tinik no not j ol
time, and onlyAhe broadest of hints from
her woald arouse him. Then he would
smUcffood-lmmorcdly', and say: "W hat's
the se of going anywhere, anyway?
Just aboUt3.be time I get to feel in;; sct-tjr-d
and at home, somelody tells me to
jjo. loor little Joe! 'Move on.'"
Ftit several months his visits would
be regular and often, and then cease al
together, while for weeks he wonUl
confine bimsclf clo:,c!y to his work.
Marten paid no attention to these sud
den falls of temperature, having long
since ceased to wonder r.t anything he
did, and when. alU-r aliout a month":,
absence, he rcappeared, she greeted
him .as usual and never called him to
.account for his neglect.
Mr. Claymer was a "struggling" jour
nalist, whose fortune was yet to be
.made, and Marian was the daughter of
a distinguished lawyer in good circum
stances. Perhaps thi.s is the rwa-.oii
why Claymer never indulged any tender
sentiment in all his long talks with
Marian. They discussed the tariil,
la)ior question, scienup and relig'n.n.
and Marian proved herself thoroughly
mistress of all these weighty subjects,
being an industrious reader whoahvays
k.-pt "postctL" She captured the
intellect of lken Claymer thus, jns as
her sweet womanly ways had con
quered hislieart flaymcr wim a po-"l-ticiau
"to the bone." and entlausiaatie
friends said that he should cuter poli
ties for himself instead of spending all
his time and energy in working for
others. This Claymer refused to do.
and continued, with the greatest jf,od
humor, to play jackal to inferior lions
much after the manner of Sidney Car
ton. "He has no ambition." Marian said
to herself. "Dear me! If I were his
sister or his mother, or anything,
wouldn't I stir him up. though! I have
no patience with people who hide their
lights under a bushel."
Once, when they had been discussing
the marriage of a couple of their ac
quaintances (for one of Claymer's odd
(?) traits was that he took great inter
est in little gossip, and siieenla'.ion con
cerning the aJTr.ii-s of people in gen
cral). Claymer said:
"Well. I thiuk I'arker did very wrong
to ask Miss Webster to share his lot.
which said lot is a myth, and &11 she
will Ik- called upon to share will Ik a
stulfy aKm in a secoud-olasu boarding
house; she leaves a comfortable, pleas
ant home, where every tiling is as she
likes it, and expects to find greater
happiness in a ten-by-fiftcea room
which overlooks a jKiuliry yard. I
should never astt a woman to share my
"lot unVess it was every bit as good as
the one she left."
-"Young men shouldn't expect to liegin
where the old ones left of. When ma
and pa joined their fortunes, their sole
possesions were a log cabin with a
dirt floor, and a twenty-dollar gold
piece. Pa owned the mansion, anil ma
brought him the princely djwer. When
I hear them talk over those 'good old
times.' I feel sorry for commonplace,
well-to-do persons who get married and
prose through life without any real
trouble or pleasure either."
"You may lie right, but that is not
my idea of fun. I think a joor man is
a selfish brute when he wants a partuer
in poverty. Of course it was different
when your father was married: it was
rather the fashion V Ik jx-or in th-se
time a, and people didn't mind it much."
poverty will never go out -f fash
ion," laughed Marian, "unless Uellamy's
plans are adapted."
''Miss Marian." said Claymer, sol
emnly, after several minutes of thought,
"let mo ask you a question i.i "rithaietic
Whut would le a fair exchange for a
girl who is worth her weight in gold,
and five hundred thousand dollars in ac
tual cash?"
"A I'nited States senator with a
sixty-three ounce brain." protnpl!t re
plied she, with a twinkle in her eye.
Claymer's countenance dropped sev
eral degrees below zero, and he an
swered, quietly: "Correct; go up head."
After that conversation lien Claymer
bail another stay at home spell, and
Marian saw him no more for three
months. This was the longest spell he
had ever had. She was on the ev4? of
bar departure for a European tour, and
she was thinking: "How I hate to leave
withont balding friend ltenjaujin gooj
by," when she heard the elicit of tho
gate latch and turned to see the tall,
slightly stooping form of Claymer com
ing up the gravel walk.
"You're jnst in time. Sir Truant,"
ehe called to him from the lmlcony.
- "Yes," said he, "I have just heard of
your intended tour. How I envy you!
A European tour is the next thing to a
trip to the 'promised land' in my list.
How can you leave us all so long; and,
by the way, how long shall you stay?"
II is tone was light and cheery. Marian
would not own to herself that she was
disapjM tinted to see him in such appar
ent pood spirits, but she was. "We in
tend to lie pone three years. Ours will
not be a flying trip; we will take our
time and learn a great dead, I have no
doubt."
Claymer lietrayed even now none of
the dismay whichhe felt, but ran
his long, slender fingers lazily through
his wavy, black hair, and said: "Well,
you will le situated so that j-ou can
write very readable letters, and if you
will do me the kindness to spend your
idle moments in transmitting your im
pressions, stray pieces of information,
and so forth, to paper, and forwarding
the same to me, I shall be greatly in
debted to you. Will you?"
"If you will promiae not to publish
my epistles in the Daily American,"
laughed Marian.
"Agreed," aid he. They talked for
an hour or more, and at last the dark
ening shadows warned Claymer that it
was about time he was sitting at the
head of Mrs. Ilobb's supper table, and
he made his first efToK to go. The first
effort ts never liis last. Knallv. he
" rm puif rrailr.
81. 60 and
by. Don't marry an English lord, or
Count Macaroni, or anything of that
kind, for gotdness' sake."
"1 won't," said she. "I don't want
any imported husband: tariff 's too high.
I'll come back and throw myself away -on
an American senator."
Claymer htughch held out his hand
and said: "tiood-by; 4 iul bless you."
"DcAtt Miss Mam an: Your, dated May lt,
Milan, received this iborninK. GlaJ to hear
that you ujip xiVeU of the cathedral; if you
hada'l. poor Camiuni Would have turned over
in l is !T.!Ve, t r crypt, or wherever his distia-pui-ftjed
rr-nialaa ti;iy iie. I'ru no doubt the
cnlli.sral is Tcul nice.' Uut you sjiould see
Jim Slocu:u'a ac dry ;;oods store, which has
boon erected .fcjr you left. It ha . a b-autlJul
rorsicj. and jut two t ancs of glass to each
window. is htill oa a boom, and busi-
ce- lively, i aaw eleven wa.rons all iu town
it nee. yalerujt.v., and it wasn't Saturday
c-ilhcr."
Dub ilrss Maicax: All lovely at Haylinc
Two new bubscriticr to the Daily Amcriraa
Your description of Venetian life is very otitT
taaua'; I'dlike to publish it, but I remember
ay prtoci.- I gucs. St. Marks Isn't muck, nor
tae Atrithje of .sighs either; at least ih-y
wouldn't apt-ear so to unvote who has seen
Jim Slocum s store, with the masmitieent corn
Ices and the rrkrrchi window-paues. John
jil(3 hiu bought a horse aud bu-;y. and you
oulLI to see the style Mrs. Gi.cs tri '.i to put
on; bat Uic borso isu't built for style, and it:
no go. You mh in V) reeelvo y ur Jur share o
attention from the Macaronis; don't for-ret tht
American becator, fair ad !;r.u ious 1. .:'. lie
is, no doubt, anxiously awani:!;; y.ur return.
You say you may be here fcy Deeei!-!r. That's
riht: We will have tome good t.iues i:i Hay
lin?, Christmas."
'Oeau J'issMahi.yn: 1 thiuU ii 1 v. reiu Lon
don, 1 should v. rde a boiler letter t'l.ili 1hMric I
pot fron you this a in. Uut t-ieii, 1 would not
bo a pet of society, anj would have more time
to wield the pvu. perhaps. Yiu are ctldebtly
very happy now, and I tn actually t;lad of It,
You mention various lordi a.i.l 1 . liei and per
uns of ktirh dc-ree. Have yea seeu any "Little
NeJls," or ""tlicawbers,' c.r -;ai;i Wellers You
i-aid if you were ever lu lue laud of Dickens
you would look out for som'j of those l.jterest
inj characters. I thluk most of your time aud
attention is riven to tbe I'elhams, Uodalphius,
etc. I'm real glad you're to be koue soon.
Don't stop lonn iu Washington oa your way
home, for 1 a ant you to ee Jim Siocum's place
before the dainty freshman U worn oft that
hoavenly cornice and window.
Washington society welcomed with
open arms the lK-autifuL, talented and
wealthy Miss Ilar.K-r. Slijj and her
parents ere suh favi-rites with the aen
ators and their wivca tliat uV-ir stay is
prolony;i.sl.
"Though I don't see ant- senator here
for me, ma," laughs Marian. "Every
one is married, ami has a large and in
teresting family."
"Well, dearie." says ma, with a smile,
"you are sorry now that you didn't con
sent to liecoine Lady (ioforgold, aren't
you?"
"Not much; ld much rather marry
the poorest fellow in America."
"Iten Claymer. for instance," hints
ma. Marian faintly Hushes and says
laughingly: "It is a pity that he is not
so susceptible as those "foreigners.' "
A magnificent reception is at its
height. Marian 1 1 art s-r stands, clad iu
filmv white, tae center of an admiring
circle.
"Ah," says one, "there is the new
sensilor from Texas, your state. Miss
Unrpcr, and you should Ik- proud of
liim. lie is tho . youngest senator in
congrc;, and has made quite a reputa
tion since he came in. A remarkable
young man!"
A s Marian turns to look at the object
of ihcsc remarks, her et'es meet the
gaze of the large, gray, dreamy orbs
which are the peculiar property of one
Den Claymer of Hayling, Texas, and he
immediately makes his way to her.
"Mr.'Ciaymer! What a genuine sur
prise!" says she. "What are you doing
in Washington, and especially 'what
are you here for?"
"I'm in Washington beeansu the dear
people sent me here, and 1 am at this
reception Itocauso I heard that I should
lo likely to meet a fellow-citizen here."
he answers, concisely, but with a bright
sparkle in his dreamy eyes. They ex
change commonplaces until jteu, by
some dexterous sleight-of-hand perform
ance, causes the admirers of Mirian to
vani.-h and leave him alone ia the field.
He proposes a stroll through the con
servatory, and as they are at last free
from the gaze- of all eyes, Claymer
turned and clasped her hands tightly in
Ixith of his.
"Marian, no words can tell you how
glad I am to see you. Are you true to
your American senator?"
"I am proud of your distinction," said
she, in frightened evasion. I was ex
pecting to find you grinding out fine ed
itorials for the Daily American. Why
didn't you write to me about this?"
""Sever mind: I'll tell you all about
it Mime other time. What I want to
know now is if the girl who is worth
her weight in gold is willing to ex
change herself for an American sen
ator, as she once said she would.
Marian, nothing but the hope of one
day feeling myself in such a position
that to proffer you my love would not
be an nnwirthy and foolish act, noth
ing but this has brought me here. You
were my incentive, and without yon I
care for nothing. I have loved you
always. Will you be my own little
Mrs. Senator? Aye or no, darling?"
"The ayes have it," said Marian,
softly. Modoc, in Housekeeper.
SIMPLE SENSIBLE REMEDiES.
For neuralgia, bruise lawse-radish,
and apply as a pottltriee to the, wrist.
Whitt! onions, eaten raw, are more
and more recommended as a cure for
insomnia.
AxTTinvo that sets the blood in act
ive circulation including a bucksaw
will break up a cold.
Oex. Lew Wali.act says that a poul
tice of mustard and garlic applied to
the soles of the feet will cure rheuma
tism in on night.
Wiiex cold water is craved (although
cold water really interferes with diges
tion), it should ls 1 toiled and filtered,
and cooled in bottles on ice.
Fok stilf neck, sore throat, pains in the
chest, a good remedy is to rub some oil
or vaseline into the skin, then cover
with a piece of cotton wadding, the shiny
side outward, and wear till the dis
comfort is gone.
1i;of. Chari.ks Ekhet states in the
lYogress Medical that fifteen grains of
sulphate of quinine, administered two
hours, or four hours at the most," liefore
embarking', will completely free even
sensitive subjects from the horrors of
seasickness.
The Proper Material. Mrs. Dinwid
di "I see by this newspaper that the
Irincess Ileatrice has made with her
own hands an t-laltorate needle-work
prayer rug." Dinwiddie "She made it
of bhe-kneeL I suppose."
One Change. Mrs. B. "John, did
yon change your coat?" Mr. It. "2fo,
Maria, I changed my mind,"
1 111 II I
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postage per year in advance.
NUMBER 23.
THE DYING COBSLER.
"I feet" rroancd Dick, the cobbler, "that I am
tr'jTitty w?ak "'
And as he spoke a tear ran down his ir H-lmntd
cheek
I know my approaches fast anJ soou I'll
Cease to see
The fri-nds who. stand around me uow, and au t
win over bt.
"I trust that wb'-n Tvs passed away the village
bells will tolL
And that the cicrgymaa will pray for my de
parted .'-.
Still when I'm laid Iteneatu the sod, uiy friends
should happy feel
To think th::t earth no sorrow lias that Heaven
cauuot k l.
"I'm poin; t my Dual home, all dismal, dark
aud dauii.
And I must summon fortitude tit take the fear
ful if u.p:
Hut I shall mount uion the air a li .-ht as any
f jt)irr.
And hope the spirit rot s I don wid wear liue
ujjitrr UmIJa r."
lie erased. IIi It &Un struirirles showed thi-l
life wa ' ci. mil fa.-1:
He caik-d his c.:lirc.i. kii-id his wife, then
gently breatln J Ins ('.
And now he muiucis tranquilly; no troubles
vex Ids ru'.id:
HLs shop is clo- d for ay.:, but he has left go l
tcork bckiaiL
Francis is. Sniith, in N. V. Weekly.
LEFT IN THE THEATEIi.
Queer Articles That Are Found
When the Play Ia Over.
i
I A I.ltllr IJ-nc in a Ciear-ltox Put I'ndcr
Ilia JlUtrnm' Chair and Thr lor
Botten An Ilonesl Man W ho Waa
Overcome by Temptation.
About eleven o'cloc'c on a bright
morning a week or more a yo a fashion
ably dressed woman called at the lmx
office of the I'ni ui Square theater, says
the New Yotk Sim. She was young
and had an abundance of golden-yellow
hair knotted ia a coil l-chin-l l.-r lu :id.
She wore a natty bluclc cloth h:t and
a ltoa of glossy black fert'lvrs around
her neclc, conee:ding the collar of a
handsome sealskin cloak. She was ac
coinpaui'f 1 by a colored maid.
"Did you find a littV- pug dog in the
theat.-r last night?" sht asked the man
in the ollice.
"A pug dog?' asked Treasurer John
Cox, in affected surprise.
"Yes," said the woman, her voice ri -.-ing
to a trembling treble, "a tiny little
dog. He was only a few days old. My
maid here left him under the sc ;t. !,
did yu find hi;!-., s.r'.' '
At this the col-r.-d maid in-o. v-1:.-1
the window, and sai 1 that ..he h.nl U:i
wittingly left the dog utvler the scut
when she and her mistress left the
theater, and neither one bad discovered
the loss 1;U they reached home. Then
it was too lute to hope to find the thea
ter still opMU
"Yes." put in the girl, "and I hardly
slept all night thinking of poor little
doggy."
"ili-.t how did you hartpjn to brinr a
dog to the theater.'" asked Treasurer
Cox, frov:r.:i-. darkly. "'f c--vr - y-u
l:u.!V IV.;.; .'r.r.r.Ti"t allowed her.-."
"fill, but vty little tiogui-" wa-. t. lil'.le
and so young." replied the young wom
an, "and I couldn't leave him home all
alone, youknow. Sol told Dotty here
to put him in a cigar Ihix and l-ring liuti
along. And be was asleep in the cotton,
you know, and we were lx.thso pleased
with tli--play, you know (glancing ap
pcalingly ai the treasurer), that we
lioth forgot all aWiut him. You see. I
tho-r-ht she bail htm. but it ss-ms she
ha.l put the lxx under the sent and lor
giit nil ..li-.ut it O'i. do tell inc. did
you 11 a him".'"
The young woman gazi-d so arnstly
into the treasurer's face that ho rvlont
csL atid asktsl hat the dog's n.aiic was.
tiypsy," she reilie.l, drving a stray
tear with a tiny handke rchief. Treas
urer Cox then produced acigar-box fr. :m
under tho desk, lifted the lid. and !is
clo'ied a tiny dog curled up in a mas.-of
c-.-f-o-.i and sleeping peacefully. The
y.m.i;,' woman seized the ltox with n
joyful cclunuitiou, and. witli pror-.i-e
thanks to cvcrylsaly in si,r!it that
seemed to Ik- connect. 1 with the thca-t'-'rftri-jx-d
happily out with-t'ic cilorsl
mi.id f.illowing Itc-hind.
"Well." said Mr. Cox, "with all my
experience I never knew such a curious
article left in the thciUr In -fore.
Women are always leaving thi.vgs le
liiml them in their chairs and ltoxos,
but who would ever think of their l.-.-.v-ing
dogs behind them? Now, wo do not
allow dojfs in the theater, and she had
to smuggle that little fellow in. Why,
do you know, t.lr.- had th.it cigar-ltox
neatly tied up in brown paper as if it
were some package she had got at tho
store, or had forgotten to send by ex
press." All the theaters have rooms in the
cellars where lost articles which are
unclaimed after a reasonable time are
stored away. The general custom is to
hold "found articles" in the lox oliioe
for a week or more, according to their
value, and if then unclaimed to send
them down to the cellar. Here they
accumulate sometimes for years. They
herd with the dust and theatrical trap
pings and etrects long since abandoned
and stored for possible but not prole
able future use, till some of these cel
lar rooms are veritable curhtsity shops.
Little of real value is unclaimed, and
these subterranean collections are
usually far more curious than valu
able, "I have had people come bitck for
their hats," said a theatrical man the
other day. "In warm weather even
women occasioi.a1 ! y walk out of the
house in blissful forgetfuliu-.J of the
fact that they have removed their hats
for greater comfort end hung thcin oa
tiie back of their chairs. OvcrshiK-s,
umbrellas, canes, o-sTa glasses, over
coats, cloaks wraps, furs handker
chiefs these are the articles more com
monly left behind. l!ut purses are fre
quently lost, and these little reticules
that women carry, often containing val
uable articles. Then ladies very fre
quently leave packages containing pur
chascs la-hind them, after the matinee.
They coine back in great haste and
often in great alarm. I tremeiulter a
l.idy coming rushing into the theater
a 1 tout seven o'clock one evening and
sobbing out that she had lost a costly
diamond necklace, and must have
dropped it in the theater after the
matinee. We summoned the entire
staff of the theater, even to the sweeps
and gaslighters, but every man and
woman swore that no such thing had
been fouinL Wc searched the chair she
had occupied and the aisles in vain.
Then we gave it up. She started away
sobbing. After awhile she came back
and told rts the neck lace was done up
in a small package.
The l.rye arl rel able coi t.w .
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1 Inch, 0 month
1 Inch, lye at
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3 Inches. 6 months -
t Inehea. I year -
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oolumn, 6 months..... .
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1 column, 6 months. .....
1 column, 1 year
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Auditor' Motlces
Stray and similar Nollocj . .
.tr-KeaoliiltoBS or rooeodiun of aoy et
tton or aueiety and eiu.B.uidat'on Jei.'
call atteotiou lo any uoutur cl .
ridaal lotereet iiiuki r bld l. r : '
rim.k and Jol t'l .itin tf .l rfir,
exod'outiy executed at tLe loi.n r'
don't JOB lornet It.
rr
"I du' said I, 'why didn t yu s.iy .--
in the first place? We sujipos.-d v.-. .:,
on t-our neck.
"Why, I didn't thiak. to te'l you
t!.;:t.'
So wc brought out several pac'r. ge.
that had I recti found, and she svU
one that looked like her package,
fore opening it she lesei-ilK-d tb i
lace accurately. Then I on-ni"1.
1
t'.l'
package Mid there was tho n ' :
in 1-ed a costly thing Of the m ' o-js-r'.i
workmanship. She said :d.o i ' :
bought it for a wedding prose:. t .
handed mc a card c.ontauiing l1. "..
of a very well-known wot.iau.
"A man onceeaaie buck after ft
formauce ttnd saul. with a v. hi i
that lie had left seven hundrn". ' ;
i i the t!:eat- r. We went ,j
and loiitid the roll of bills ci!:--'''
joint. Tho sweepers had overl-.-.
Hut psiple don't often gvt bu . .
or Jm nrliit boolv You ;-.a t T .
Imn.-tyof the tlu aU r en:;.l '.'
l:iao.v. We have the most sl:;.
rules )..ovc:-:iii".g tiis mutter. A i
jdoye is iisataut !y 1 siiii'J-d if h-- ...
tor.'tiim f found ai'ticlo. i.iul if i' 1
any w.lu atid he i: t-iught 1'i.tal.i
ti e thi-at'.-r lnetines the piv.i ttit:n ;
sees t!i..t ho catcho- all the jujnnJtr tin
law will enforce.
"i'oople in the audience, I Itelit-vc, .
very many cases .-teal lost artii b"s.
hav. obs-rvcd audiences leaving
theater mauy times, nod have giKtd t -son
for saying so. It is very ea.-y ' "
passing down an aisle withacrod i
place a hand m the hea l of an U!:i
brella or cane standing up against ;
chair where soiiicImsIv has lift it, or
upon a wrap carelessly loft over tl.L
back of a chair. You will s4 ldom so- ..
tid- f ji !v up anytliiug viaich lias ude;
V i the ii-m :r, however, for the act ,f
st-wiping dow n attract- attention!. So
it is that money and snrdl article
dropptrd o:i the lioor are seldom stolon
by tlii.-ve., in the audience., though I
liavc known thievi-s to !i"ojuu urn brcJla
or hat in order to make an excuse for
stooping down. If you sec any One tto-ip
down an 1 opctily pick hj a lst biJl r
article ir..;n the floor you can noarly
always t..ko it for granU-d that the
finder is an honest nucii and means to
leave it at tin.' lxiX ollice.
"O:ieo, howcviT. 1 saw an hone man
ttvercom.: by temptation and yiml w hd -on
his way out of the tlu i,ter. il wa.
a:i interesting study in humun liuturc
I was : t inding wlu-re 1 could see all
tl. cbu:igii:g motieiis ia his face, uv.-i
the I.i: t that his face wus so plai:;l.
r.-.'jl convinces me that ho was l.oi.o -.t
at heart, lie wu... a young mun, neatly
but cheaply dress, d. I h;ul i-asnai!y
obsi-rvcd him during the play, b.-caiis.-he
see nasi to enjoy it so hugely, lie
was oviilciitly treating hi:u.--lf to a:i
unusual enjoyment, I'iis.sitig out of
the theater with the crowd, he sudden
ly stooped down and seiHled Hi) some
thing from the Uoor. He examined it
op-nly and curiously, and 1 noticed it
wa, ;'r..ll of bills. He ealb-.l 1 he :lt-n-tioa
of a iua:i near hi.ii to tile '.;; 1,
and they exchanged v.i.i is smilingly.
Tl.. y were cviden.Iy : '.i-aii;:', iv . 1 ..
ti-k some time to pii1-:. down the ai .1,
during which time hi was tempted,
struggled nnd yielded. His face c-prv.'-scd
i ;iy amu.rt-iiieiit and curiosity
al lirst. i ncn he ojvnsl the roll and
counted the bills. He puckered his
lips into a silent -vhistln. Suddenly a
furtive expression crossed his face, the
bills dropM-d out of sight, his lips
clossl and he glanced qui jkly around
him. No one was not ieiag him. ri'lu-n
hi- put one hand to his forehead, and
slowly shook hish'";wl. Then his lace
cleared; but iinmilialely afterward the
lurtivo ltnik came Kk-)j, and he bit his
lip again, und again glanced roi.inL
I' i:ia!!y, after M-veral such changi ;if
countenance, ho dropp sthis eye:, t r-t!-U'Sir
and pushed forwiard nervously
and quickly. I follo.ved him intotiie
foyer. He dropped t-o onu side behind
a ctu'taia till all near hLn wlu-.i he
found the moiu y 1. a 1 p; ..! out, "i hen
ho p:;II. l l is hat ot his '-yes and
wallasl rapidly ov.t. At tho iio.tr I laid
my hand i.ri::iy on his arm. He started
and turned pale.
' 'That money you found, and stole,
said 1 in a low tone.
"lie handed it to me iiifcuitly,
dropped his face in his hands and broke
into sobs.
' '1 I never stolu before,' lie
gasped.
" I know it,' said I, 'und that is why
I don't arrest you now. I am a detec
tive' "I let po of bis arm, and he darted olT
on a run. The roll contained four hun
dred dollars.
TO THE QUEEN'S TASTE.
The queen's daughters nre not only
good needlewomen, but gitod cooks.
fJfKKX Vktokia h;s presented a ri li
ly caparisoned Indiun elephant to 11a
cmporor of Moroeco.
The queen of liiigl in.l lmtdy belie.es
that objects made by blind people bring
luck, anil she has had the cradle for the
young princess of llnttenlierg entirely
made by biind men and women.
When (,'uira Ylet-oria lines nt the
palace, whether in public or private,
the name of every dish put on the table
ltears name of the cook who is respon
sible for it. This sounds as if her maj
esty was afraid of leing ivoisuncd, but
the cause is not foar, but usuge. The
usage dates back to old times and is of
( lermun origin.
Qcf.kx Victoria always takes her
own mattresses with her when she gs-s
traveling. These ma'. tresses coft ninety
guineas each tin 1 tho queen is as scusi
tivc altout tlum as the princess if
crumbled rose-leaf fame. Ntt long ago
one of them was made alstut half uu
inch thinner than usual, and lu r ninjo
ty detected the difference atone.' aibl
hatl it altered.
Qt'EEJa YlCToltIA'8 table linen is all
made by hand. Her tablecloths have
the star of the garter in the center, with
the royal arms. On the large rays of
the star are woven the names of the
greater dejHiidoicios of the c-own. and
the lesser names are on the los-j-r rays.
A licautilul wreath of rose, sLaiui.K-k
and thistle intertwined altout the crown
imperial is woven in each of the corners.
Freaks or Kloctrle Wire.
A tree in Nashville caught fire, from
an electric wire. Onoliml was burned
entirely o4T. A policeman threw water
on the burning limb with a hose, and
w hen tho water struck the firo ho ex
perienced a severw electric shock.
Knows All About It Now.
'I never realized what was meant by
angers of seom." sai J. a younjj Washing
ton man, "until I proposed to a deaf
mute and was r"j- tt-d.''
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