Cambria ' ::"Freemnn, l m bit atietl Wtfkly at ,;IJKNS1U H(J - I'KNN'A j:y J() . HAS! ON, ;1lr.wl Circulation. - l'JOO. ,r siBscmrTios rates.-. - mr cash in idvnnc-e .. . tmtrry.(y)M,'f;.1d w,thtn3 mootbiu 1.75 d" 1o It nut If DOt 1Hm1 WITflU W tu"MW. ta.w .aid within the year.. 9 Jb do ..-to persona residing outelde or the county w r!n ?SIuonl per ye-ar w.ll be chafed to "J."" .vent will the above termi be Je r ",l thoeewho dom oonsult taelr parted In advance moit not "n 'ntnL.i oa the fame footlnir a those woo p.t w dlbUBcU, Unaertooa rrom mil time forward ao. hrJXS Old H 9S55 OILS! OILS! The St.'uxlanl Oil fouipaiiy, of Pittsburg, Pa., make a specialty of mauufacturing fvr the (ionacs tio tr;ile the finest brands of Utomlnatin? and Lnbrieati njj Oils, Naphtha and GasnIiM Ml Ml PETBQUUM. Vfe challenge comparisen with every known product of petrol eum. If you wish the most Most : Mflnlj : Satisfactorj : His in the m ukct ak for oars. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, PITTSKURO. PA. ('.V-.iTr ST. CHARLES' Chas. S. Gill, PropV. Tiftl. Botnr;, i..-,l. Kantiodeleil with afflce an pl ltKir. Nttirl K anl l-caadanant ' !n S rrM.m. M.w iimh l.undrT atttcOeJ t. bQr tvtt t.i at p.r-day. (Wooi St., and Third Ave., Pittsburgh., Pa. M SHTIIG PiRLQR! CCS. CE.VT5C AND SAMPLE STREETS EBENS3URO. PA. J- M. (iANT, rroprieter. I'llKpi-H.'.!! !) .iw.t find b at .ar ntace A nl Wwtne- i.i t,u'l nana hour. KT.rftl Ifr aeajt n' c1 c' A 'wn h " eo- :th i ,j,,.B wberaUie puh!te cn l.e ae. xa. I.i-er! . hot or bllth Haihtnh r,'"r,'r" "'"n"-eJ bareln ar irleetly c-n. 1 r..ai.a a apaniatTT. BLAIR HOUSE Sarber :-: Shop ! j, rr,t-f'- Itarler Shop ha been ntnd rn d, J I Klair liua. where tho ! .rhcrloa is. ' aranehae will be crrl'd oa In ..'." "e hop la la the hand i t fkilled . "rrr't't.r kepi la aood order Yonr r- Nlllr-lll I'M A5K 1'RM. In Proprietor. r. A.anrOTT.Kew Tork Cltj . a .ee. -w, - ion t " KaiawaK in. - " t i yir - mm me more womWllfit hric3hhtV a. r Busy,vives who use SAPQLI0 SaVSarseemfo growold.Trye.cewke- A compiote trreck of domestic happiness has often resulted from -wehed dishes, from on unclean kitchen, or from trifles which m,i hg-ht a. air But by lheee thinf? u man oftea judg;es of his w.fe uwvotion to her family, ond charges her with general neglect Wa"a h careless in theso particulars. Many a home owes lai part of its thrifty neatness and its consequent happiness to hr -f.me.ra rrfte-ai inittlt m- rlirapcr Kod for MATOI.IO. to uiake a t prom. tH wnch nJelr n4 Inaiat on havlu Jus! aht nrdrrra. i iff -f M 1 1FI' i MiY JAS. C. HASSON, Editor and VOLUME XXV. Tao 37 out f"U-f cfmful Ilaraody w CSzscrr sroV as It U cert a i lit lta ciloctj uvJ noS Mt. Head proof bolotr : t. B. J. Ki:mduX. C'...: lrH: li.st buivutr I cured a CurSfrpc Tn hnr ito -ourttUt.ite4l Ktuii.'ilt'a NpavtucuroMtilU wm ttm lofct J I ev.r ih Jax 1 have a 4ior-n rmpty bottit-n, tinvtM uml U wua vrrnct KiMvw-sd, ourlnjc .Tnry Utiux I rttl U oci. JSy luhoorAiad a horo with a cry bad Hp.rtn UuuuHctc utin lainu. ffii asko.1 nif now to cure U. i rooonimatuloU niliUr Sim Curo. He curral io u in Yours reauectroTrv, CotXTicX. Ohio, Ajlrll 4, !U. R J. kimiix Ou.: Dar SVr : I hav. bMatkrfrfi?nvrf9if Kendall a 6avlt C-ure ami a'lliil'. cwurtu Po tlorw Ui.il .vor before. Otia man nU4 mo. It was ttte tM;a tuwdor4 ever kept ami the Wt lieor lued. Kwpeoarully. onl.omii!i. Crrrrnaaaao, K. V May 19, "9H. Da B J. Krkviu. t'o. Unrr Sir.: I ha used w.m-h1 bottle of yonr S-aJir SpnvtnCiirr wftb prfec-t aucitwa, on a ralu;Uto and blooded vnare (bat ww ull bono w 'tA . Iinue Spaviu. Tla. juore la now entirely fruo Crou lammAanji ant whwwa no bmtcW un th jtit. itutpawiXoKy, Jt.-H. IltrruuMH. EfiOiLL'S mm CURE. Hokbob. La, May 8, 90. . Drx. TL J. ICkhdau. Orx, 0.-c.ta: I tiiluK it ra? dntydi mculsr you my tiuiki fee yotir fiir touted ICUil.lrK SpHvia Citrr. 1 hud a four ye.r ciUl 41Uy wuluh I rljeod vcry htxlily. Sh had a very ww nwollun Un- I trlol aootit eight 4litw-Hait lunda of mtHtteluH. whfcth did no f('ol. I puroh.inil a hottk T your 1CMidall'a b)bvji Cnro which cured her In four tUj. I rntn yonra. Xauob Dovdu prlo.$l por bonlu, nrslx txtloa tarfti. AUdrnjr !it. lu'ii It or ouiitiil U (or Jim, or 1 1 wit I beaoot to anjr addrcst ou rooelpaor prloe by propria lilt. H. J. KT1 !A LI. f Enoakuri i".--!t-. Vemeat. ootlO DO.ly. cDiSy-- 7-A,"N :Z.Oo its W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE ranted, and ao itaraM on bottom. Andrei V. L. DOt-tm A. A S, Brarktea. Maaaw aold b C. T. ROBERTS, TWM.MI vMrbWiif JK7Xwt ft. Jon v ! Malr av BBtx-Jt, w raai Mi. Pffll !! 1m part off if all mr t.r hmw mUr Sfc wmt. All ! w. t ry MHKk a W ia T. W fw, fcfBiaWK roHTLA5rt, him. ROBERT EVANS, UNDERTAKER, ARI NlKVriOTUXER r and dealer In all krodi ol TVHM1TVKK, 9WA fall line al Caaket alwaya OB hand.-C Bodies Embalmed WrtEJC REUTTIKET). Apt 3 NOT DEAD YET! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, CAircwacmTBs er TIN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AND TIS JtOOriA'G, Keapecttnlly Inrltee the attaatloa at kla trlendf and tbepoDiiotn a.aerai tnaraet mat la atlll carrying on bnalnaxa at toe eld aland oppoalte tbe Mountain Moui.. MKaihanc, and II prepared to apply from a I art alack, or maaofactarinir to or der, any article la hit line, from the taaalleet to tbe laryaat. In the beat meaner and at the loweat UTinv price. (TNo penitentiary ererk either made or aold at thl establishment. TIN ROOF1NO 8PECIALTY. Olre me a call and atlfy yonraeWe a to ray work and price. V. LITTTKIKUKK. r."oourn. Apnua. toaa-i seif mm shm .J2ps picket anus T5 Il'-?r??-r J Hoea. and Faetnrj ik-.. MARSH STEAM PUMPfrVr?t.r7id Tricuoa KotntM. AQ fln Kt.ndurl Mac bio.. B.C. MACHINERY CO. aOl ! 1 kitrert, HutUt Crceli, .llich. Wbea VUMlag the Pmaourgh Einoeltion, call oa tbe HEN RICKS MUSIC CO.. Ltd. For Cat h or Tim Price on Pianos and Qrgans, 79 Firth Ave.. PITTSBURGH. PA. Are like- hoes 7 VftlOTAii!S ecr Proprietor. THE HUSSAND'S COM Mm. i US In all tho arts nnd industrlos well skilled. A uuxlol ot iMirfcciioa thou &halt be From Litfhvn work to hiirhrr culture drllleU. To niiUic a Very uuavcu of liotuo for mu. 1L Forever and at all irni-s thon shalt jrroot Thy hu.liunU with a bright ana win soma smili Thon shalt Iw lovlna kind and always sweet, lXsplto hU irowus and lauU-lin.ltnss t"too while. in. Thou shalt lc stnu and rnprilly iwrforrn The worfi a U .z.-a woinvnount to do. Thou sh:ilt lh u It with tatto and cure attrn Lest lairer forms attract Uiy lord troui you. IV. Thou Khalt bo srn:;iljc arul not expect Thy lord w ill stoi.p to notice smile ol thine; "Tla nonwnso tliy last w inlies to ros;x;et. Or now tor love and luiuieato lke-urue. V, Don't lxither when Ire -wants to "nor a man," And treat the boys to ieo orrara aud ciara; Don't a.U he'll Hive thee monoy when he can; When lliuu outtt et a dime juwt thank thy star. VX Thy cooUlns nil Uc mother's unalt excel; Though all thy eflorts merit ducp distlain, Decausc thou caiist not v. ield tho ma-ic sptdl Ul tliilJliood" and ujipetito a!;ain. VIL And in thc-ni'hXli:ao tbou shalt never let The lul.y"s -crying tj uislurO the air. It throv:t thy husband into such a pet And inajtca him wish the baby anywhere, vnx A?:vln. ly "h-ntiand thou nha'.t no'er inritc To tLec aceomnany lrom out thy home; While lie seeks social plea. tiro nut at ni.hl. Wlthiu. thou bhalt thy cuiltireu tram alotio. inc. Thy borne, l"hyn'lf. thy childron shalt appear In perfect orler, rare and matchless trim; I'tsiel of KraeeH, virtues, ihou i.alt hear KeirtHf juul U'ar with ovory mood uuJ whim. X. And though nerleotod, sliKhtel. or abused. Whatover lot thy lofl shouhlst cast to thee, Forrot thu loving toi:derne he used When tfculiy wooing that Lu wife thou'dst bo. And thonh each atern command of his contain A double ono, as wall us piuia'ties. No aet of rules eotild e'er his wants explaio. Or volume hold oue ltalf tho rrrumblini; his. JJUdreil Thoriif. i. WortUrn Kural. JACK'S I'JiOPOSAL. His Employer's Nont Trick Brings Him to Ilia Sonsos. The day -was flrawinjf to a clow: anl in-thu ollioo of Durunt brothers thorc were -only tr persons, Thouiits Durant, the senior momlH-r nf the lirm. and John Crawforsl, the; confidential clerk. The former ts:it at a taMe, writing; the latter stixn!, with his c11mvk on a winilow-saeih anl his hands mipMrtino; his chin, watching the psplo pass t and fro in the btreet. 'Jrtek'" droppod from Mr. Imrant'a lips a he laid aside his pen, "Yes, sir." .x,n(', tMO cleric, fa miliarly known us 'Jac'.:," turning- his faec toward Mr. Uuruct "Why don't you pet married'?"' h h'm, how" was the stammering- replj- "Wliy don't you get married?" "Mr. Durant repeated. "Keally, 1 have not given the mattci much coRsideration." '1 am trrmvinced that marriaeje is ad visable on the port of any man." Mr. Durant was a fifty-year-old bach elor, and Jack ventured: "1V you intend to renounce sinprle bleaKednenn'.'' hinilinjf a he spolci.'. "I may do no liy aud by," Mr. Durant answered, in a iTi1llosiit tone. "No one L depentlent upou you for nup portT' he ntimuL "I h.tre only myKolf Vi Bupport," said Jack. "Your tudary haei enal.le.l ym to lay by rvomethinf oach your during the live years you have bon with us?" "I have about two thousand dollars at my coramaniL "Sufficient to lopin housekeeping with comfortaUy. You would prefer a home to a boardinjj place?" "1 shouUL" "I have no doubt t litre is some younjr laily whom you incline to rejrinl with epecial favor'.'" Mr. Durant remarked, interrogatively. "I don't know," Jack rejoined, blushing to the roots of his hair. "If you entertain such regard for any lad3" whom you believe to be truly womanly and to reciprta;ato your kind ly f.-olinirs, ask her to become your wife without delay. You will excuse me for advising- you with reference to so vital a matter, as I am influenced to do so by my interest in 3'our welfare, the interest of a friend rather than an employer." 'Certainly, and I appreciate your mo tive." Presently Mr. Ihirant left the ollice and Jack muttered: "I verily believo he does intend to marry, and the woman whose husband he becomes will have reason to be thankful, as he is ouo of the noblest men in the world." Soon after, passingthe table at which Mr. Durant had been writing, he saw upon it a note, which began: "My dear Miss 1 ten ton," and near it an envelope addressed: "Miss Alice Iienton. 'i78 W avenue, City." As the lady addressed was one whom he inclined "to regard with special fa vor,"' whom he really loved with his whole heart, tho ln-ginning of the mis sive so aroused his eurio.sitj- that, re gardless of propriety, ho read it in its entirety, as follows; "MY Dkak Mi.hh Hbstox: I shall call "to morrow evening for your answer to tho iues tion which I naked you a short time aro, and trast It will b3 S'ich as to confer upon mo the Aapplr.css that it atouc can atfurd iue. "Yours sincerely, Thomas Durant." Having read it: "Can it lie that she has lieen receiving the attention of that curmudgeon old enough to lc her father?" lie ejaculat ed, trembling like a leaf. "And can it laj! that shu has lajen merely aimulating a love for me?" he continued. "lie may call upon her to-morrow evening, but I will see her Ik-fore that time and come to an understanding with her." A few minutes later Mr. Durant re entered the ollice, saying: "I forgot to take with me for posting the im.st important communication which I had written, doubtless owing to our interesting discussion." 'Ah:' was Jack's sole response, as he kept his back toward Mr. Durant, who. having folded tho missive to Miss IfentoTj, placed it in the envelop and scaled it, again went from the oflicc. That . yt-Jiing Alice J'eutou, a very pretty youn r Jady, was busily .K-eunied ! with piece of iioiidt script work, ' JW$!!? V ?sW! 'HE IS A FBKKMAH WHOM THE TBCTH E BENS BURG. PA., when .lack, who sat on a Uk1 at her fe-t. said: "How much do you earo for roe?" "Well, that's a rather ditlieult ques tion to answer," was the reply. "Enough to marry .me?" he nervously asked. "l'ossildv, if you desired to have xae do so." "I hav long loved you. and your con sent to Ik- my wife will make me the happiest of men." "It is yours. They scaled their engagement with a kiss and 'then made arrangement-, for the marriage in the near future. Tho following morning he said to Mr. TTxunas Durant: "J hate acted according tayour ad vice of yesterday afternoon and shall be married one month from to-day." "1 'lease accept my congratulations and liest wishes for your happinoss," Mr, Durunt returned, .grasping his clerk's hand. Thank you," returned -Jack, lKking down. "I think it is advisable for a newly married couple to ljegin housekeeping .as soon sis possible," Mr. Durant ob served. "I have a very desirable tene ment on Adams street which is vacant and you may iceupy it, free of rent, as long as you wish." Jack managed to. articulate: "I thank you," but tho generous olfor from one whose confidence it seemed to him he had shamefully abused uuultf him fed decidedly uncomfortable. "l'erhaps," he said, after a moment ary hesitation, "your kindly regard for lue will cease when you know the name of my allianced." "It is Alice llenton, is it not?" 1 I'S "I think it will be an excellent match. " Jack was surprised at Mr. Durant's words, and presently, with tears of mortification in his eyes and quivering lips, confessed to having rcafel the note which Mr. Durant had written to Miss Kenton, asked forgiveness for the aut manly act, adding: "It was contemptible for are to ask her to In-come my wife last evening when I knew that you iutcndod to ask her to marry you tlus evening." Mr. Duraut shook with laughter and then he said, placing his hand on Jack's shoulder: "Supposedly, everything is fair in love and war." "As you have never known," he con tinuesl, "Alice is my ward; a sister could not Ik? dearer to me. "For a long time I have been aware of her intense love for you and believed that you fully. reciprtK'ated it. A thor ough acquaintance with your charac ter assured me tlial you would made her a denirable hasbantt, and I planned to have you propose to her sooner than you were likely to by reason of your bash fulness. "My matrimonial chat yesterday waa intended to convey to you the impres sion that I proposed ln-coinin a bene dict; the note to Alice, which went from my pocket into the fire, was left on my table that you might get a glimpse of it, which would lead you to road it in full and, having read, to think her the object of my adoration and forestall me in securing her f r a wife. "I slightly feared that you might sus jHH't the part I was playing1 as a man of my years is not likely tw allow such a missive as the note jipp;ircutly was to carelessly remain where his 'rival" can s-- it and yon probably would have done so but for the excited mental condition in which you were. " 'All's well that ends weflL' how ever." "I thank you for bringing mc to my se.if-," Jack responded, and he was prevented from saying anything fur ther with reference to the matter in hand by the entrance into the ollice of the junior meml-er of the firm. De troit Sun. CONCERNING CHEWINQ GUM. The) Most of It 'iit!lns l':irafHne Waa. WhU-lt Is Very Injurious. The fine distinctions required by legal definitions frequently threaten confu sion, even when the f;u-ts appear to lc IK-rfectly c.eur. There is no room for doubting the irieonvcnionoe and danrrer which may arise from the accumulation of a mass of purufliitc wax in the intes tines: and yet when any legal interfer ence with the sale of chewing gum, con taining fifty per cent, of this substance, is attcmied, the charming uncertain ties and quibbles which arise are more amusing than edifying, says London Lancet. In a recent prosecution at the llanley 1m trough jxdice court it was first contended that the fourteenth sec tion of the food ami drugs act, which re lates to the division of the substance in the presence of the seller at the time of purchase, had not ln-U orn plied witlu Then it was submitted that "the article was not one of foot I, since it was sold .imply for chewing. Then it was sug gested that as sweets are so utterly in definite in their composition, it was im possible to deal with them as ordinary articles of fooL And tlnr climax was reached in the contention that it was not wild to the prejudice of the pur chaser, as the complainant said he did not intend to cat it. This was extreme ly ingeiaious, but the purchaser hap jtencd to lie the insiK-ctor of nuisances, who was merely collecting evidence. Tle case ended for the present with the imposition of a fine, on the ground that the substance was sold to the prejudice of the purchaser, inasmuch as it was not in the nature of the sultanec and quality of the article demanded by the purchaser, who asked for gum and got parafiine wax. If the ease is ewrtaken to a higher court it is quite possible that it may In- argued that the complainant did not :isk for "gum" but for "chewing gum:" that he did not get "parafline wax," but only fifty per cent, of "par 1'iline wax" and tire remaining fifty per cent, 'of unknown ingredients ' which '.nfliciently "bring the 'substance within the legal meaning of "cliewing gum." Hut what is "chewing gum?" The fol lowing definition might Ik- suggested: A stil istanee of very variable com posi tion, ignornntly employed by children, which, when containing parafline wax, may lead to very ferave dangers, aud the sale of which should he prohibited. A Contrmdk-turjr Charawtwr. Adams An elevator boy is a strance character, isn't he? bines How so? Adams Why, every one that's' tip in the world he runs down, and yet he gives a lift to all who wish to rise. Life. MAKES FBEE A3D ALL ABE P LAVES BESIDE.' FRIDAY. JUNE 12. IS91. WINNING A WIFE. I Mr. Claymer, of Texas rand. His , Remarkable Tracle. Evcryliody said that Ih n Claymer was a "crank," aud no one tlmught so more strongly than Marian Harper, who had Is-t-n the object of his eccentric atten tion for many months. She. tjeing a student of human nature, was calmly amused with this Wid freak," as she called hizo. t'Ho is a puzzle, .Vunt Jane," she said; "I don't know whether to think him a genius or an i.liot. Sometimes. I'm more than half-inclined to believe the latter." When ClaymeT called on Marian, it wonld seem that he tinik no not j ol time, and onlyAhe broadest of hints from her woald arouse him. Then he would smUcffood-lmmorcdly', and say: "W hat's the se of going anywhere, anyway? Just aboUt3.be time I get to feel in;; sct-tjr-d and at home, somelody tells me to jjo. loor little Joe! 'Move on.'" Ftit several months his visits would be regular and often, and then cease al together, while for weeks he wonUl confine bimsclf clo:,c!y to his work. Marten paid no attention to these sud den falls of temperature, having long since ceased to wonder r.t anything he did, and when. alU-r aliout a month":, absence, he rcappeared, she greeted him .as usual and never called him to .account for his neglect. Mr. Claymer was a "struggling" jour nalist, whose fortune was yet to be .made, and Marian was the daughter of a distinguished lawyer in good circum stances. Perhaps thi.s is the rwa-.oii why Claymer never indulged any tender sentiment in all his long talks with Marian. They discussed the tariil, la)ior question, scienup and relig'n.n. and Marian proved herself thoroughly mistress of all these weighty subjects, being an industrious reader whoahvays k.-pt "postctL" She captured the intellect of lken Claymer thus, jns as her sweet womanly ways had con quered hislieart flaymcr wim a po-"l-ticiau "to the bone." and entlausiaatie friends said that he should cuter poli ties for himself instead of spending all his time and energy in working for others. This Claymer refused to do. and continued, with the greatest jf,od humor, to play jackal to inferior lions much after the manner of Sidney Car ton. "He has no ambition." Marian said to herself. "Dear me! If I were his sister or his mother, or anything, wouldn't I stir him up. though! I have no patience with people who hide their lights under a bushel." Once, when they had been discussing the marriage of a couple of their ac quaintances (for one of Claymer's odd (?) traits was that he took great inter est in little gossip, and siieenla'.ion con cerning the aJTr.ii-s of people in gen cral). Claymer said: "Well. I thiuk I'arker did very wrong to ask Miss Webster to share his lot. which said lot is a myth, and &11 she will Ik- called upon to share will Ik a stulfy aKm in a secoud-olasu boarding house; she leaves a comfortable, pleas ant home, where every tiling is as she likes it, and expects to find greater happiness in a ten-by-fiftcea room which overlooks a jKiuliry yard. I should never astt a woman to share my "lot unVess it was every bit as good as the one she left." -"Young men shouldn't expect to liegin where the old ones left of. When ma and pa joined their fortunes, their sole possesions were a log cabin with a dirt floor, and a twenty-dollar gold piece. Pa owned the mansion, anil ma brought him the princely djwer. When I hear them talk over those 'good old times.' I feel sorry for commonplace, well-to-do persons who get married and prose through life without any real trouble or pleasure either." "You may lie right, but that is not my idea of fun. I think a joor man is a selfish brute when he wants a partuer in poverty. Of course it was different when your father was married: it was rather the fashion V Ik jx-or in th-se time a, and people didn't mind it much." poverty will never go out -f fash ion," laughed Marian, "unless Uellamy's plans are adapted." ''Miss Marian." said Claymer, sol emnly, after several minutes of thought, "let mo ask you a question i.i "rithaietic Whut would le a fair exchange for a girl who is worth her weight in gold, and five hundred thousand dollars in ac tual cash?" "A I'nited States senator with a sixty-three ounce brain." protnpl!t re plied she, with a twinkle in her eye. Claymer's countenance dropped sev eral degrees below zero, and he an swered, quietly: "Correct; go up head." After that conversation lien Claymer bail another stay at home spell, and Marian saw him no more for three months. This was the longest spell he had ever had. She was on the ev4? of bar departure for a European tour, and she was thinking: "How I hate to leave withont balding friend ltenjaujin gooj by," when she heard the elicit of tho gate latch and turned to see the tall, slightly stooping form of Claymer com ing up the gravel walk. "You're jnst in time. Sir Truant," ehe called to him from the lmlcony. - "Yes," said he, "I have just heard of your intended tour. How I envy you! A European tour is the next thing to a trip to the 'promised land' in my list. How can you leave us all so long; and, by the way, how long shall you stay?" II is tone was light and cheery. Marian would not own to herself that she was disapjM tinted to see him in such appar ent pood spirits, but she was. "We in tend to lie pone three years. Ours will not be a flying trip; we will take our time and learn a great dead, I have no doubt." Claymer lietrayed even now none of the dismay whichhe felt, but ran his long, slender fingers lazily through his wavy, black hair, and said: "Well, you will le situated so that j-ou can write very readable letters, and if you will do me the kindness to spend your idle moments in transmitting your im pressions, stray pieces of information, and so forth, to paper, and forwarding the same to me, I shall be greatly in debted to you. Will you?" "If you will promiae not to publish my epistles in the Daily American," laughed Marian. "Agreed," aid he. They talked for an hour or more, and at last the dark ening shadows warned Claymer that it was about time he was sitting at the head of Mrs. Ilobb's supper table, and he made his first efToK to go. The first effort ts never liis last. Knallv. he " rm puif rrailr. 81. 60 and by. Don't marry an English lord, or Count Macaroni, or anything of that kind, for gotdness' sake." "1 won't," said she. "I don't want any imported husband: tariff 's too high. I'll come back and throw myself away -on an American senator." Claymer htughch held out his hand and said: "tiood-by; 4 iul bless you." "DcAtt Miss Mam an: Your, dated May lt, Milan, received this iborninK. GlaJ to hear that you ujip xiVeU of the cathedral; if you hada'l. poor Camiuni Would have turned over in l is !T.!Ve, t r crypt, or wherever his distia-pui-ftjed rr-nialaa ti;iy iie. I'ru no doubt the cnlli.sral is Tcul nice.' Uut you sjiould see Jim Slocu:u'a ac dry ;;oods store, which has boon erected .fcjr you left. It ha . a b-autlJul rorsicj. and jut two t ancs of glass to each window. is htill oa a boom, and busi- ce- lively, i aaw eleven wa.rons all iu town it nee. yalerujt.v., and it wasn't Saturday c-ilhcr." Dub ilrss Maicax: All lovely at Haylinc Two new bubscriticr to the Daily Amcriraa Your description of Venetian life is very otitT taaua'; I'dlike to publish it, but I remember ay prtoci.- I gucs. St. Marks Isn't muck, nor tae Atrithje of .sighs either; at least ih-y wouldn't apt-ear so to unvote who has seen Jim Slocum s store, with the masmitieent corn Ices and the rrkrrchi window-paues. John jil(3 hiu bought a horse aud bu-;y. and you oulLI to see the style Mrs. Gi.cs tri '.i to put on; bat Uic borso isu't built for style, and it: no go. You mh in V) reeelvo y ur Jur share o attention from the Macaronis; don't for-ret tht American becator, fair ad !;r.u ious 1. .:'. lie is, no doubt, anxiously awani:!;; y.ur return. You say you may be here fcy Deeei!-!r. That's riht: We will have tome good t.iues i:i Hay lin?, Christmas." 'Oeau J'issMahi.yn: 1 thiuU ii 1 v. reiu Lon don, 1 should v. rde a boiler letter t'l.ili 1hMric I pot fron you this a in. Uut t-ieii, 1 would not bo a pet of society, anj would have more time to wield the pvu. perhaps. Yiu are ctldebtly very happy now, and I tn actually t;lad of It, You mention various lordi a.i.l 1 . liei and per uns of ktirh dc-ree. Have yea seeu any "Little NeJls," or ""tlicawbers,' c.r -;ai;i Wellers You i-aid if you were ever lu lue laud of Dickens you would look out for som'j of those l.jterest inj characters. I thluk most of your time aud attention is riven to tbe I'elhams, Uodalphius, etc. I'm real glad you're to be koue soon. Don't stop lonn iu Washington oa your way home, for 1 a ant you to ee Jim Siocum's place before the dainty freshman U worn oft that hoavenly cornice and window. Washington society welcomed with open arms the lK-autifuL, talented and wealthy Miss Ilar.K-r. Slijj and her parents ere suh favi-rites with the aen ators and their wivca tliat uV-ir stay is prolony;i.sl. "Though I don't see ant- senator here for me, ma," laughs Marian. "Every one is married, ami has a large and in teresting family." "Well, dearie." says ma, with a smile, "you are sorry now that you didn't con sent to liecoine Lady (ioforgold, aren't you?" "Not much; ld much rather marry the poorest fellow in America." "Iten Claymer. for instance," hints ma. Marian faintly Hushes and says laughingly: "It is a pity that he is not so susceptible as those "foreigners.' " A magnificent reception is at its height. Marian 1 1 art s-r stands, clad iu filmv white, tae center of an admiring circle. "Ah," says one, "there is the new sensilor from Texas, your state. Miss Unrpcr, and you should Ik- proud of liim. lie is tho . youngest senator in congrc;, and has made quite a reputa tion since he came in. A remarkable young man!" A s Marian turns to look at the object of ihcsc remarks, her et'es meet the gaze of the large, gray, dreamy orbs which are the peculiar property of one Den Claymer of Hayling, Texas, and he immediately makes his way to her. "Mr.'Ciaymer! What a genuine sur prise!" says she. "What are you doing in Washington, and especially 'what are you here for?" "I'm in Washington beeansu the dear people sent me here, and 1 am at this reception Itocauso I heard that I should lo likely to meet a fellow-citizen here." he answers, concisely, but with a bright sparkle in his dreamy eyes. They ex change commonplaces until jteu, by some dexterous sleight-of-hand perform ance, causes the admirers of Mirian to vani.-h and leave him alone ia the field. He proposes a stroll through the con servatory, and as they are at last free from the gaze- of all eyes, Claymer turned and clasped her hands tightly in Ixith of his. "Marian, no words can tell you how glad I am to see you. Are you true to your American senator?" "I am proud of your distinction," said she, in frightened evasion. I was ex pecting to find you grinding out fine ed itorials for the Daily American. Why didn't you write to me about this?" ""Sever mind: I'll tell you all about it Mime other time. What I want to know now is if the girl who is worth her weight in gold is willing to ex change herself for an American sen ator, as she once said she would. Marian, nothing but the hope of one day feeling myself in such a position that to proffer you my love would not be an nnwirthy and foolish act, noth ing but this has brought me here. You were my incentive, and without yon I care for nothing. I have loved you always. Will you be my own little Mrs. Senator? Aye or no, darling?" "The ayes have it," said Marian, softly. Modoc, in Housekeeper. SIMPLE SENSIBLE REMEDiES. For neuralgia, bruise lawse-radish, and apply as a pottltriee to the, wrist. Whitt! onions, eaten raw, are more and more recommended as a cure for insomnia. AxTTinvo that sets the blood in act ive circulation including a bucksaw will break up a cold. Oex. Lew Wali.act says that a poul tice of mustard and garlic applied to the soles of the feet will cure rheuma tism in on night. Wiiex cold water is craved (although cold water really interferes with diges tion), it should ls 1 toiled and filtered, and cooled in bottles on ice. Fok stilf neck, sore throat, pains in the chest, a good remedy is to rub some oil or vaseline into the skin, then cover with a piece of cotton wadding, the shiny side outward, and wear till the dis comfort is gone. 1i;of. Chari.ks Ekhet states in the lYogress Medical that fifteen grains of sulphate of quinine, administered two hours, or four hours at the most," liefore embarking', will completely free even sensitive subjects from the horrors of seasickness. The Proper Material. Mrs. Dinwid di "I see by this newspaper that the Irincess Ileatrice has made with her own hands an t-laltorate needle-work prayer rug." Dinwiddie "She made it of bhe-kneeL I suppose." One Change. Mrs. B. "John, did yon change your coat?" Mr. It. "2fo, Maria, I changed my mind," 1 111 II I WW postage per year in advance. NUMBER 23. THE DYING COBSLER. "I feet" rroancd Dick, the cobbler, "that I am tr'jTitty w?ak "' And as he spoke a tear ran down his ir H-lmntd cheek I know my approaches fast anJ soou I'll Cease to see The fri-nds who. stand around me uow, and au t win over bt. "I trust that wb'-n Tvs passed away the village bells will tolL And that the cicrgymaa will pray for my de parted .'-. Still when I'm laid Iteneatu the sod, uiy friends should happy feel To think th::t earth no sorrow lias that Heaven cauuot k l. "I'm poin; t my Dual home, all dismal, dark aud dauii. And I must summon fortitude tit take the fear ful if u.p: Hut I shall mount uion the air a li .-ht as any f jt)irr. And hope the spirit rot s I don wid wear liue ujjitrr UmIJa r." lie erased. IIi It &Un struirirles showed thi-l life wa ' ci. mil fa.-1: He caik-d his c.:lirc.i. kii-id his wife, then gently breatln J Ins ('. And now he muiucis tranquilly; no troubles vex Ids ru'.id: HLs shop is clo- d for ay.:, but he has left go l tcork bckiaiL Francis is. Sniith, in N. V. Weekly. LEFT IN THE THEATEIi. Queer Articles That Are Found When the Play Ia Over. i I A I.ltllr IJ-nc in a Ciear-ltox Put I'ndcr Ilia JlUtrnm' Chair and Thr lor Botten An Ilonesl Man W ho Waa Overcome by Temptation. About eleven o'cloc'c on a bright morning a week or more a yo a fashion ably dressed woman called at the lmx office of the I'ni ui Square theater, says the New Yotk Sim. She was young and had an abundance of golden-yellow hair knotted ia a coil l-chin-l l.-r lu :id. She wore a natty bluclc cloth h:t and a ltoa of glossy black fert'lvrs around her neclc, conee:ding the collar of a handsome sealskin cloak. She was ac coinpaui'f 1 by a colored maid. "Did you find a littV- pug dog in the theat.-r last night?" sht asked the man in the ollice. "A pug dog?' asked Treasurer John Cox, in affected surprise. "Yes," said the woman, her voice ri -.-ing to a trembling treble, "a tiny little dog. He was only a few days old. My maid here left him under the sc ;t. !, did yu find hi;!-., s.r'.' ' At this the col-r.-d maid in-o. v-1:.-1 the window, and sai 1 that ..he h.nl U:i wittingly left the dog utvler the scut when she and her mistress left the theater, and neither one bad discovered the loss 1;U they reached home. Then it was too lute to hope to find the thea ter still opMU "Yes." put in the girl, "and I hardly slept all night thinking of poor little doggy." "ili-.t how did you hartpjn to brinr a dog to the theater.'" asked Treasurer Cox, frov:r.:i-. darkly. "'f c--vr - y-u l:u.!V IV.;.; .'r.r.r.Ti"t allowed her.-." "fill, but vty little tiogui-" wa-. t. lil'.le and so young." replied the young wom an, "and I couldn't leave him home all alone, youknow. Sol told Dotty here to put him in a cigar Ihix and l-ring liuti along. And be was asleep in the cotton, you know, and we were lx.thso pleased with tli--play, you know (glancing ap pcalingly ai the treasurer), that we lioth forgot all aWiut him. You see. I tho-r-ht she bail htm. but it ss-ms she ha.l put the lxx under the sent and lor giit nil ..li-.ut it O'i. do tell inc. did you 11 a him".'" The young woman gazi-d so arnstly into the treasurer's face that ho rvlont csL atid asktsl hat the dog's n.aiic was. tiypsy," she reilie.l, drving a stray tear with a tiny handke rchief. Treas urer Cox then produced acigar-box fr. :m under tho desk, lifted the lid. and !is clo'ied a tiny dog curled up in a mas.-of c-.-f-o-.i and sleeping peacefully. The y.m.i;,' woman seized the ltox with n joyful cclunuitiou, and. witli pror-.i-e thanks to cvcrylsaly in si,r!it that seemed to Ik- connect. 1 with the thca-t'-'rftri-jx-d happily out with-t'ic cilorsl mi.id f.illowing Itc-hind. "Well." said Mr. Cox, "with all my experience I never knew such a curious article left in the thciUr In -fore. Women are always leaving thi.vgs le liiml them in their chairs and ltoxos, but who would ever think of their l.-.-.v-ing dogs behind them? Now, wo do not allow dojfs in the theater, and she had to smuggle that little fellow in. Why, do you know, t.lr.- had th.it cigar-ltox neatly tied up in brown paper as if it were some package she had got at tho store, or had forgotten to send by ex press." All the theaters have rooms in the cellars where lost articles which are unclaimed after a reasonable time are stored away. The general custom is to hold "found articles" in the lox oliioe for a week or more, according to their value, and if then unclaimed to send them down to the cellar. Here they accumulate sometimes for years. They herd with the dust and theatrical trap pings and etrects long since abandoned and stored for possible but not prole able future use, till some of these cel lar rooms are veritable curhtsity shops. Little of real value is unclaimed, and these subterranean collections are usually far more curious than valu able, "I have had people come bitck for their hats," said a theatrical man the other day. "In warm weather even women occasioi.a1 ! y walk out of the house in blissful forgetfuliu-.J of the fact that they have removed their hats for greater comfort end hung thcin oa tiie back of their chairs. OvcrshiK-s, umbrellas, canes, o-sTa glasses, over coats, cloaks wraps, furs handker chiefs these are the articles more com monly left behind. l!ut purses are fre quently lost, and these little reticules that women carry, often containing val uable articles. Then ladies very fre quently leave packages containing pur chascs la-hind them, after the matinee. They coine back in great haste and often in great alarm. I tremeiulter a l.idy coming rushing into the theater a 1 tout seven o'clock one evening and sobbing out that she had lost a costly diamond necklace, and must have dropped it in the theater after the matinee. We summoned the entire staff of the theater, even to the sweeps and gaslighters, but every man and woman swore that no such thing had been fouinL Wc searched the chair she had occupied and the aisles in vain. Then we gave it up. She started away sobbing. After awhile she came back and told rts the neck lace was done up in a small package. The l.rye arl rel able coi t.w . RCu Ki-iiKM a i ct'inxnemlp 't u. l: . v cod ldt- ra 1 Iwi cl art en le- i. inaerted st Itie l...owu.(f l.. -,cr 1 ln-li. 8 Ohio , --. 1 inch, 3 nioofm-... 1 Inch, 0 month 1 Inch, lye at 2 Inch, noai ...... S Incbea. 1 year 3 Inches. 6 months - t Inehea. I year - 14 cotomn. 6 monlhi ....... ............ oolumn, 6 months..... . e ilomi, 1 year 1 column, 6 months. ..... 1 column, 1 year Biuiinetis lfnu, nrt inar-M.m. subsequent insertion. &?. par tne A1"imtrtor'nd Kieoutor i Vst n . . S.M .. Mf" w .. Utt ... fr.i .. i y .. Si (fc . o no ,. H y ,2 fcv) . i 9J Auditor' Motlces Stray and similar Nollocj . . .tr-KeaoliiltoBS or rooeodiun of aoy et tton or aueiety and eiu.B.uidat'on Jei.' call atteotiou lo any uoutur cl . ridaal lotereet iiiuki r bld l. r : ' rim.k and Jol t'l .itin tf .l rfir, exod'outiy executed at tLe loi.n r' don't JOB lornet It. rr "I du' said I, 'why didn t yu s.iy .-- in the first place? We sujipos.-d v.-. .:, on t-our neck. "Why, I didn't thiak. to te'l you t!.;:t.' So wc brought out several pac'r. ge. that had I recti found, and she svU one that looked like her package, fore opening it she lesei-ilK-d tb i lace accurately. Then I on-ni"1. 1 t'.l' package Mid there was tho n ' : in 1-ed a costly thing Of the m ' o-js-r'.i workmanship. She said :d.o i ' : bought it for a wedding prose:. t . handed mc a card c.ontauiing l1. ".. of a very well-known wot.iau. "A man onceeaaie buck after ft formauce ttnd saul. with a v. hi i that lie had left seven hundrn". ' ; i i the t!:eat- r. We went ,j and loiitid the roll of bills ci!:--''' joint. Tho sweepers had overl-.-. Hut psiple don't often gvt bu . . or Jm nrliit boolv You ;-.a t T . Imn.-tyof the tlu aU r en:;.l '.' l:iao.v. We have the most sl:;. rules )..ovc:-:iii".g tiis mutter. A i jdoye is iisataut !y 1 siiii'J-d if h-- ... tor.'tiim f found ai'ticlo. i.iul if i' 1 any w.lu atid he i: t-iught 1'i.tal.i ti e thi-at'.-r lnetines the piv.i ttit:n ; sees t!i..t ho catcho- all the jujnnJtr tin law will enforce. "i'oople in the audience, I Itelit-vc, . very many cases .-teal lost artii b"s. hav. obs-rvcd audiences leaving theater mauy times, nod have giKtd t -son for saying so. It is very ea.-y ' " passing down an aisle withacrod i place a hand m the hea l of an U!:i brella or cane standing up against ; chair where soiiicImsIv has lift it, or upon a wrap carelessly loft over tl.L back of a chair. You will s4 ldom so- .. tid- f ji !v up anytliiug viaich lias ude; V i the ii-m :r, however, for the act ,f st-wiping dow n attract- attention!. So it is that money and snrdl article dropptrd o:i the lioor are seldom stolon by tlii.-ve., in the audience., though I liavc known thievi-s to !i"ojuu urn brcJla or hat in order to make an excuse for stooping down. If you sec any One tto-ip down an 1 opctily pick hj a lst biJl r article ir..;n the floor you can noarly always t..ko it for granU-d that the finder is an honest nucii and means to leave it at tin.' lxiX ollice. "O:ieo, howcviT. 1 saw an hone man ttvercom.: by temptation and yiml w hd -on his way out of the tlu i,ter. il wa. a:i interesting study in humun liuturc I was : t inding wlu-re 1 could see all tl. cbu:igii:g motieiis ia his face, uv.-i the I.i: t that his face wus so plai:;l. r.-.'jl convinces me that ho was l.oi.o -.t at heart, lie wu... a young mun, neatly but cheaply dress, d. I h;ul i-asnai!y obsi-rvcd him during the play, b.-caiis.-he see nasi to enjoy it so hugely, lie was oviilciitly treating hi:u.--lf to a:i unusual enjoyment, I'iis.sitig out of the theater with the crowd, he sudden ly stooped down and seiHled Hi) some thing from the Uoor. He examined it op-nly and curiously, and 1 noticed it wa, ;'r..ll of bills. He ealb-.l 1 he :lt-n-tioa of a iua:i near hi.ii to tile '.;; 1, and they exchanged v.i.i is smilingly. Tl.. y were cviden.Iy : '.i-aii;:', iv . 1 .. ti-k some time to pii1-:. down the ai .1, during which time hi was tempted, struggled nnd yielded. His face c-prv.'-scd i ;iy amu.rt-iiieiit and curiosity al lirst. i ncn he ojvnsl the roll and counted the bills. He puckered his lips into a silent -vhistln. Suddenly a furtive expression crossed his face, the bills dropM-d out of sight, his lips clossl and he glanced qui jkly around him. No one was not ieiag him. ri'lu-n hi- put one hand to his forehead, and slowly shook hish'";wl. Then his lace cleared; but iinmilialely afterward the lurtivo ltnik came Kk-)j, and he bit his lip again, und again glanced roi.inL I' i:ia!!y, after M-veral such changi ;if countenance, ho dropp sthis eye:, t r-t!-U'Sir and pushed forwiard nervously and quickly. I follo.ved him intotiie foyer. He dropped t-o onu side behind a ctu'taia till all near hLn wlu-.i he found the moiu y 1. a 1 p; ..! out, "i hen ho p:;II. l l is hat ot his '-yes and wallasl rapidly ov.t. At tho iio.tr I laid my hand i.ri::iy on his arm. He started and turned pale. ' 'That money you found, and stole, said 1 in a low tone. "lie handed it to me iiifcuitly, dropped his face in his hands and broke into sobs. ' '1 I never stolu before,' lie gasped. " I know it,' said I, 'und that is why I don't arrest you now. I am a detec tive' "I let po of bis arm, and he darted olT on a run. The roll contained four hun dred dollars. TO THE QUEEN'S TASTE. The queen's daughters nre not only good needlewomen, but gitod cooks. fJfKKX Vktokia h;s presented a ri li ly caparisoned Indiun elephant to 11a cmporor of Moroeco. The queen of liiigl in.l lmtdy belie.es that objects made by blind people bring luck, anil she has had the cradle for the young princess of llnttenlierg entirely made by biind men and women. When (,'uira Ylet-oria lines nt the palace, whether in public or private, the name of every dish put on the table ltears name of the cook who is respon sible for it. This sounds as if her maj esty was afraid of leing ivoisuncd, but the cause is not foar, but usuge. The usage dates back to old times and is of ( lermun origin. Qcf.kx Victoria always takes her own mattresses with her when she gs-s traveling. These ma'. tresses coft ninety guineas each tin 1 tho queen is as scusi tivc altout tlum as the princess if crumbled rose-leaf fame. Ntt long ago one of them was made alstut half uu inch thinner than usual, and lu r ninjo ty detected the difference atone.' aibl hatl it altered. Qt'EEJa YlCToltIA'8 table linen is all made by hand. Her tablecloths have the star of the garter in the center, with the royal arms. On the large rays of the star are woven the names of the greater dejHiidoicios of the c-own. and the lesser names are on the los-j-r rays. A licautilul wreath of rose, sLaiui.K-k and thistle intertwined altout the crown imperial is woven in each of the corners. Freaks or Kloctrle Wire. A tree in Nashville caught fire, from an electric wire. Onoliml was burned entirely o4T. A policeman threw water on the burning limb with a hose, and w hen tho water struck the firo ho ex perienced a severw electric shock. Knows All About It Now. 'I never realized what was meant by angers of seom." sai J. a younjj Washing ton man, "until I proposed to a deaf mute and was r"j- tt-d.'' ! f i