Tin: m uus sheep. Towrrirtr- rrfc:pro3 Easily Do scondo'.l bj tho Woolly R ;nmer. A IMTr-llr-r of thr t'riq ami lifl f t,l Ilortijr Mount s -. How t!io C.iutiou .ae.ii I, I -i. .ip.- Iii.m I he iun I lie Hunter. In:i M.l.isln-ctf'.rartovc, -.;iys tho Tv i". t'i'y Star, is ; sUiiTed specimen of r:-.'i!i. r T i r horn sheep of tho IN i 1. y Liounfiin-t. Tlii :nii:iKil is not or.!., v !;, sl.y. I'..t. bating an appetite f-r v-,-- '...lli'ii i.i'.-h t-an .;-.ly hi' "-lis- :i 'Kiri-r the very hiphest plateaus .).' t!: :.'vky r. o'-.n::-.iiis. is a d-.veller of t),r ,-r:i::s :ri.l clil's. it is seldom it le t .1: i.e .. -i in..:-.' rurii'.cd !i,n..-'!',re than i, f.eei i i:i :! . !: ilu.l" of IM"..' fret. Its ir r,. i i-. i' si ml its place f living i-.-.:i! . i: ;i ..li.-iilt ;ini-u;il for the hunter, ;i ; I ! . anil other I'.iouiUain In d';.:". . :i- ' i. ' '' of l hi; how and arrow 1 i ,:. i',o Kii;in;r of a bip horn as a '! i.ev are very scarce aiid not at has always hi en a larre amount .f -ibo.it the hi,? bora. Han tors jlu i, ;; :, i ' ,,,o. so:i:r- u:v:-:pl:ii'vihle ex- i v. ith tht.m. A hunch of four , v.euhl be si on feed ins upon ..,,; !.:, :.. y mrsa t r lal-lo-land, : v... ,! ': i,n 1 ter.:inatioia throe ; ! . ,e.-h.. e iu a precipitous up-and-4' .... .. .:...... n of several hundred feet. j ., am'-itiotis and indefatijr . w.uul, wii !. infinite labor, creep i,',) canyons and crawlinp :,.,".ia-r i,.eks. come in behind IK- would e.u!t ia tho certainty of a .ho-. Tho hi.,' horn ; could notes cape. A 1 i -:ot pr cieiceoti three sides .e-,, ;l hi;-d i uhl :-;Tirci-ly sus tain il .eli ! hereon and the hunter cut ,,.v ,., . ;,...! tho fourth, matters I , -oaiy f-.r tho hip horn. llest- i.--.- I. -1 1 for a i,!o;;.'i:t to recover his 1 ;, :, ..- nerve. holh eoiiiewhat Mt-a.n.-l i-i Lit scramble cmonp the r-M-L-i. iho liii.'in r v.-o-:M mow forward, on ;; -i.inr sipht or scent of him tho i .-: would r.tnhlo in a con:ldent au.l c .us. nt.-d w;.y apparently to tho i . f I.'...- pr. . -ipic. a. id .appear, p.... i r cc-niirr f.r-.vard would lm'-.o r.icinir f..rouv in the valley j.v (,.,-r -low. How e.;.l they ;"--t thf re'.' '(; . ,va.. al .-. vs I he ,p;r..! ion w itll tho Y.'i '. ui.ta. It wa ''.ii.i'ly coiicludoi u:; ha'.-!-, that the hi:: lot-n hur.ped. A. I N i- :.' i- ; h . , eoi.ll .- .rely e..:.. ,j ; , ; . ;.::! sili h a descent, ;.. it'-e'.h. ;.; W'esi. ru l.iilt 1 had rO- i,mr.,. t the hi,' horn-, from which the Ar;.'.i :'er !.i -.....!.: i.juet. Tin so are troia ;'.u;r t i .-even h.ehes in di.itnotc r at ; ho 1 a e :.n l .pro-.it in horny spirals from : ;. -...e:-. iai'-. ie-ad tiiuch after tho f:;-:, :!.e ho.-'l-- of that i'i:;'ini' of ..; .- i the comirioti Mtrino rani. ;. a ;!; '.or:, leaped, said these !:vi..cn-.. iu- i :rno I hea l down e. :. ..-i.l :i:i"hrc.l ..: thi horns. They :; hi. i !:;ahe the tiip. they said, an i hoy uoeld tl. r-upn oularjro on do-.-, ii war I -a h:.-:i-.'.j; pl.m-o of any ii-in. f !'. to -.'.'e feet, according.' to the ! ii : i :epy tJ( t1( raconteur. '1 hey v.oi:! ! ', !1 how ho ile-iecnded like some l urv-l o,.;';y loon: ranj, and ro- h d from' his 1- -ri'e ,1 f-ontlet to a Is 1 ' !e;-t - r, i t attii t.i-n attthloil a .;. i e a'i-.'.r .vi'h vrMo ph n-ure at ( !-; :...'.,;. S acenrate a naturalist and v.i .-an a writer as Mayno Koid . rote a ee.,v ul oiii it f.nd in his story ca hi - M: 1: in... over precipice; of l.eo I feet witle,;:! a -..-vtii h I h.t the Araii .h---s m r. in lu!;Te him el' ii: l!.e i'ip:iits a:-'-:ihed to him. lie hie-, to.. :, i.eh pood :i:-i:m: A jump from . i. It, W ht i w.u.hl .-masii to smithereens ; ' h' it .-i Made ot st. id. ltut tie- mat . e i. not i.-fi lioul.tfui ar.in:ent. Tlu.ii to f t -f ue.- mil.;-, hi .-n dis- .'o-- r. .1 and i i . a.-y i :', : a hi orn n ye.il wiiuess it. All tei-. upa tin'..' iiMiun'ain, yon will find s- a: 's and ril's which split the proci- '. , fioi.. ' ; i.) hoto.ni;. Thf rock Las 1 ". ; re. a.cinder by some fore" of i;a t '! at ! t": f-'.i.!; in many instances ii . v P-;'; or . 4 li' v. Peiv the w alls arc not i a.. i I tivi nty h vt and yet run from l.-.e. .m to the t-.p of tho c-li'f some a ie i l" feet. That the rock sides e. re oti.'o t .i-ilii r may ho -i en in the v. or prot-.hei aii .'i s ol o::r wall cor j:o a.niijj tc tba depression j in the rho bi born is the prince of caution, ".lot -re he is found anywhere ho has :.: a eoi.. lot" w..r : ap of the nejerb- 1, e e.l. he cirri. a- ted in his iv li. s.i. V!.( n hoi'.i: ports liim.solf i..c plateau !. i always cor- of an mil. l. ,'o . e .ute for bim: ta hi-., 1.jo ; vl r. ::)(.i:i',!:-.iiH'. r for that, lle'oi-.' he lobbies a mouthful of tho ' i p i.i-1-l..i.'i., he' has looked up one of - ib . ;i rifts which fro down to tho v. ilo y b, iov. The moment bo is d:s- vi. bed he i. takes straight for it. Arriv i r ;.t ';o vorro ho neve r hesitates but Jumps oohlly out and down, ahninjr for tho other side of the dci p crevice. This bo strikes with bis four hoofs, which are hard r.s cast steel, and at once leaps back tor tho otimr side. Ho descends cr iaps 11 f toon or eighteen feet at a 1 -a ". and as ho Could not retain a foot hold for a moment at any one of tho phi tos be strikes tho rock, ho never pauses in hii zitrzajj leapinfr until tho la-tone brintrs him to the alloy hun-ib-ed -. of feet below. That crevice is tho b. ; horn's stairway and that is the way lie descends. U M LUCKY THIRTEEN. Xho Couiiui-tor IIil i t In ilrmtanil, Hut Ho Will xt Time. It is a cuitcm on somo btroet rail ways to jrive annual p.is.-es, which are iit"iiberc h says the ts'-atlle Press. These p isses are not necessarily shown each time a man rides on tho cars of that line, but each erne bears a number, and when asked for bis fare tho bolder of ihe pa .lis the number of bis pass. Not 1 'Uj; si, if the bolder of pass No. ltloai.aeof tho Scuttle lines ot ua a car. accompanied by two ladies, for whom he mast, of course, pay fare. It La; pei.ed that the conductor was a new mr.u and not acquainted with tho pass By-torn. '1 tie conductorontered the car in riuost of fates and tho llrst man ho approached was tho hol ler of the pass. TlC jrotulonian handvd bim one dol lar to tali j the ladies' faro from, at the same thno rouiarkinj distinctly "Thirteen." The conductor took the dollar and i nen b. j.'an ringing- tho bell of tho reg ister. -'Pinir. dim.:, din?, din-, dinj;, diner, din;' din;:." wont tho bell. ' Here, hi re,'" broke in the passenger, ' wi.at in thunder are you trying to do'.-' 'liu:.'t you tay that you wanted to pay for thirteen?" "No, you double-breasted lunkhead! I Lol l pass No. 13 and vsant ti pay for two lad: s " ' h.'" exclaimed the conductor inild lv. "why didn't you say so before?" Then tne bell-pulier gavu tiio passen-P.-r b.,e'; his clianjro atld inwardly de tcriuiue d to ret even on tho first small boy that attempted to stval a rido. Oiicit Itn.I of u Snat.e Fight. An alv- tint director of the Mel bourne (Australia) Zoological Gardens thus describes the queer result of a re cent dilleronce of opini-jti between two tl.rer-sna'rcs cotilined under bis charge: 'Otic of the snakes was larjro, the oilier stuall. Not loii;r ag-o both happened to fasuen on the same inoiiso, one at each Hid. i IiLier would t,'ivo way, and tho lurj?er i-nake not only swallowed the mouse, but also tho smaller snake. In atxmt ten minutes nothir.fr was seen of the smaller mike but about two inches of i'.o tail, and that disappeared next day." JOB : : PRINTING. THE rilEEMAN Printing Office Is.the. place to eel your JOB PRINTING Promptly and sati.-factorlly executed. We will meet the prices of; ,honorDle cotnpetion. We don't do any bat flrsl-class woik and want a Iivinz price for It Willi Fast Presses and NewTyie We are prepared to turn out;Job;Printinu;of every discription In the FINEST bTYLE and at the! very Lowest Casli Prices. Nothing but the best material h used and our wort (.peaks for itself. We are pre v"pared to print on tbe shortest notice Posters, Programmes, Business Cards. Tags. Bill Heads, Monthly Statements. Envelopes, Labels. Circulars, Wedding and Vimtinq Cards, Checks. Notes, Drafts. Receipts. Bond Work, Letter and Note Heads, and Hop and Partt;Invitations. Etc. We can print anything from tbe smallest and neatest Visiting Card tottie largest Poster on ehort .notice anJat. the most Reasonable Rates. The Cambria Freeman EBENSBURG. TENX'A. ALLAN'S PATENTED . t ll . J J.-.X Tlx: G s -3 ruotaln tltt I.'arnctf FU-ccficH of (lie flixo Xfco. U ;o t!;,:.i for a pleasaLt srrnko and r.-ely relief tec Ih'FL'JENZA, AC'JTE V.? C'lHO:!!? CA TARRH. CLERGYMEN'S i On TH.'-Cl r. HAY FEVER. ASTHMA AND L tZQXCHtAL DISEASES; they are fr.o i.-o ti mbilteri'.tio.i, a3 nothing is uotl i., -.'teir manufacture but tho BEST GF :CZ,'CCC au.i Fr.ESH FiUE KEEDLES. ilAKCZ'ACXCliED BX ask 1 HiiiJ" lib1 L Y 1 . 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INDIGESTION, and all disorder, ol the liver, and baa cured liuDdreda ot people and ia the only remedy lor these disease., and la ca.es In which tbe mot akilllul phjalclana have utterly taUed. Tevtlmonlali from hundred, ol people living In Hlalr county, 1'enusjlvanla. It If manu factured by I. T. K Ctrl nr. M lliiane buri, I't , lor the T. 1. K. Co., and lor .ale by all UrunUta at SO cenU tier bottle. None icenulne except label shows the In dian arrow-head trade mara. April ittth,.'iw-ly. ST&R SmYIHG PARLORI COR. CENTRE AND SAMPLE STREETS EBENSBURG. PA. J. II. GANT, Proprietor. niHEPCBUOwlll always find us at out rla 1 ol buflnea. tnba.lneea hoar.. Kverrthlne nat an I coay. A tain room Da. been eoa nected with the shop where the public can be ae eommodateil with a hot or cold bath. Bath tab and evervtbinK connected therein kept perfectly nl..n f r ... ..... - ........... tmmw tu- AO! mK: I A 1. 1 K M. D. KITTELL, Attorneyo t-jl.o.w r.BENSBTJKO, PA. Office, Armory UalldlAg, epp..Uooxt Hows. W M'lWYV iTjfifn VJ WHICH IS THE MOTHER? The Hew That Laya lb Krr or the Ba That Ilatchee It? Vhch is the mother of the chick the hen that laya the epp, or the hen that batches it? This, nays the New York Tribune, is a question just de cided by Justice McMahon, of Tarkville, a email but intereatinfr suburb of the City of Churches. It is the first caso of the kind known to hare been brought into court, and by reason of its unique importance the trial has occupied much of the time of the presiding justice. The facts are that a Farmer McCaughn and Farmer Gormley aro next door neighbors, and their henneries adjoin each other. Farmer McCaughn owns choice game birds, but tho fowls be longing to his neighbor aro of the ordi nary farm-yard standard. It was testi fied that one of Farmer McCaugn's bens scrambled over the fence and indis creetly, if not wickedly and feloniously, did lay two eggs, at divers times, on Farmer Oormley's premises. The tri umphant note which heralded this ma ternal achievement did not suggest to Farmer Gormley the propriety of pick ing up the eggs and delivering them into the possession of the owner of the hen. On tne contrary, he promptly put them under a sitting hen owned by him self, and in due course of time they were hatched. So soon as their feathers and little red combs began to grow Farmer McCaughn observed that these dubious chiekens were full-blooded game birds, like those of bis own hennery, and he made a de mand for them. Farmer Gormley de nied the claim of ownership with em phaaiis and disdain. Then Farmer Mc Caughn summoned his chicken-raising neighbor before the court for trial, and issue was joined. The question was not between hen and hen, but between farmer and farmer; or, rather, it was a question as to whose hen was tho mother of the chickens. Now, ordinary common sense -would suggest that as the hatch ing of the chickens was a mere mechan ical process, chiefly dependent upon caloric, as science has demonstrated most thoroughly, it is not characteristic, or necessarily even suggestive, of moth erhood. The Bitting hen is unquestion ably an efficient incubator, and so, too, would be a rooster if you could get him to sit long enough; but who would pre sume to say that a rooster could become a mother, even if ho should hatch dozen broods? Justice McMahon has decided that Farmer Gormley must sur render the two chickens to Farmer Mc Caughn or pay to him the full amount of their value. Hut is not Farmer Gormley entitled to pay for the labor and services of his hen in hatching the eggs? The docision of the justice is righteous as to the main point at issue, but he seems to have overlooked tho propriety of a counter claim. We ad viao Farmor Gormley to appeal. PECULIAR MANIA. Aa Austrian Kleptomaniac Whoa Wcak neea Wa Ilaodkerrhlera. Probably no uncivilized roan believes in kleptomania, 6ajB tbe Hospital. Even among civilized peoples many persons smile incredulously when they are told of the acts ot kleptomaniacs. They know better; the kleptomaniac is a thief -with a fine name, and the name has been invented for the purpose of screen ing the higher classes who indulge in low vices. But a case has Leon brought to light recently which ought to convince the most skeptical. A man was arrested a short time ago in tho act of stealing a pocket-handkerchief from a lady in a Vienna suburb. In his 6ane days he had beon a prosperous banker, but a mania for cambric handkerchiefs siezed upon him and proved his ruin. It was his hubit to accost ladies in the street and offer to buy their pocket-handkerchiefs. If they refused ho used to get angry and offer higher and higher prices until a bargain was struck. Many ladies could they have been ladles? traded upon his madness, until at last all his money was spent and ho became a bank rupt. But bankruptcy did not cure his mania, for, no longer having money to tpay for pocket-handkerchiefs, ho took to stealing them and ww sent to prison. For five years nothing was beard of his depredations, and it was believed that his Imprisonment had cured him. But a short time ago he was discovered at his old tricks. When arrested he bad fifteen cambric handkerchiefs in his possession, all of which he confessed to having stolen within an hour. In his bedroom four hundred and thirty-four cambric pocket handkerchiefs were found, and it is be lieved that many mora were concealed in hiding-places which he refused to re veal, lie has never been known to steal any thing else, nor does ho seem tohave mado any use of the cambric handker chiefs. The tribunal before which he appeared very properly sent him to mad -house and not to prison. This caso is absolutely convincing, and probably no one who reads it will in future doubt the fact of kleptomania. HIS NAMX RECORDED. And the Story ixoean't Smy Wkethw It Wu Ka.ed or Not. A gentleman was complaints bitter ly ot tbo lack of enterprise shown by tho local newspapers) in printing; tho news. "Ice reporters never seem to get onto any thinjr nowadays,'' he prowled. 'I don't supposn any of them heard a word about tho Blug-ginfj that a prominent capitalist gave a leading banker at the Windsor Hotel last Sun day." A newspaper man in the employ of the Nebraska State Journal in bearing gave assurance that be was. in full possession of tbe facts. 'Then why didn't you print the story?" demanded the stern critic Do you believe that such things should be printed?" "Why, of courser with a scornful snort. "Of course! That is what papers are for. I wouldn't suppress any thing if I was running a paper." The newspaper man took out his note book and made an entry of the name of the critic What's that for ?" demanded the gen tleman. 'To pull on you the next time you get into trouble like you did last March and come around and want the papers to hush it up. See?" A dark brown silenco fell on the group. In a moment the critic lifted his voice. "As Bocn as you craso my name," aid he, 'I will move an adjournment to tho ciz' stand." A Wise Mae's Reflections. A man on the point of doing a wrong thing should ask himself, not what oth er peoplo will think of bim, but what will he think of himself. The poorest mathematicians aro the quickest ones to contradict tbe multi plication table. Never judge a person hastily. Even the dog in the manger may have been a nervous animal that needed rest and quiet If you must leave footprints on the sands of time, let your toes point in the right direction. Too often it happens that ono's footprints abide as accusing witnesses. . There are many forks in the road to a success, and the wise man will not rely on guessing to find out which way to go when be comes to a bother. Both in art and in practical life one should avoid a blind worebip of the extraordinary; we too often bestow ad miration when only curiosity is called for. Century. rArjY'orjE CAN DYE .TV diamond I r V DYES A Drex, or a Coat, Any Colon d:ll f 4t, I J ntuuiiA, i puum o, r FOR Yarns, Bags, etc. ) tew cents al in Rnr -ilwr wii SAVt Hon" y. anJ make th:.c lock Uke Ni.W, L u-.i i,AShOND ET. a". l - r . -v, rim; '.c. qu.ck ; x'x ..:.. I V.S - -r-i K. 'i FS ? If - I. r . t. fc L-i VJ.Sj Ji'j j a.u t..t ua i-...tr. DIAMOND Coki, Z'.'.rtr, r.nr.xe. Co; ' 13 Cent.. V t i. i c. A for.foli.4.rl i.t.:i. tore, fr m-i life, i m,:M ! !'- plate it i t i um i nuw proms, writ tivn In Mother ot any Haby born v Rhin a year. Kverr Sfothor waiita three Slrtures ; scad at once, tare e.bv'a name and age. WEILS, RICHARDSON . CO., nauiiivn, vie, . Bp DRIHK PURE MATER . 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DICK, jeUTFOR THE OIajD HxRTFORD FIRE INSURANCE COM Y. COMMENCED BUSINESS 1794. Ebensbnnc, Joiy U1S8X A s;oed sad psstalnsr Saleamaa here. First Maa imr guaranteed weekly. Jommisi-loi. r aaiary. Ualck aelllng new Frails uu Specialties HSflllMctD fceta prooil pay Ins; )ob lui the Wloter. Write lor lull terms and partic ular. IKED. . VUVNtt. NarseryDian. xi-tm Koche.ter.TN. Y mm. ELTS CUE Ail BAL1T I oi a liquid, nvjf or powder. Applied tnto nemtriii it quickly alorbd. Jt clean Wd head, AUayt tnjiammatum HeaUtht tort. Rataru the unset of taste and tmelL M cmU at LrmcrrimU; by mil, ngimUrtd, SO ee&tM. , ELY BR0TKERS.Irnists.Owero,XTs Cleanse the System It U tlijt most s-ilabia tnllCjDC I'S'IK- S 'i.T.V txucpoiin.L It jnirliu-s Uic bliiod, ctiifi t'oiistl;i..tlon. and r-yii!ntc -. t he ll cr a wl !ieyvwif.f all nasto suit lea-l iu-.:t- rs. Cclory Czt-nric CT II 11 S t rn' H'-t-.o tf.i.t 1 Mn.-i.rtldne I,.. r tt'.ll:g .lu-cir I !i.vo Tv-n tp,-ii!,I f cntii.-at!in i.f ii:.-t.-i.tU'- !. . i.d -;lr.i.s. K'ri" y r v. Uh a nT trJlMT Tll- rl.tiis n-ii-i""!!' . nn.l nol lin !;n- n-Ilcr. I Irli'd r.-.i -'s filrry i onrfcwui'l 1-fon- i:ikl:i? one full iNrttlf tin- loliff trmililso:.i' RvinpiiKnk t. pan To suhsMo. buU I run truly Hay now, that I Iwl Hkr- a new tnan. IHirestlon bus Impmvfl. and 1 k.-ive (rallied tn rw.uni In weight tdnoe I nave commrnccd taking tbe Compound." Uokcstcs Stxakhb, Kelchvllle, Vt. 11-00. su tor $3.00. At Dnilsta. , WlU BMatfnrxm Ca, Burlington, Yt, YOUR "WELLS DO IT MOW CISTEItNS. Warrantod to Purify a Foul Well or Cistern in Ten Days Use or Money Re funded it will draw tea raltae. of watra per minute. ha. to be packed, prlmvd or thawed out. A tso-ear old bey cao draw water v, 1th evap fmn a 40 ft. weU. Ko Itmi aubuiK tujruut vr burnt lio nuckt-r or valvr. to rr t. It ha. uu wuuOaii tuMnir to wrar out. U-uay air polluw Ui wxr. It will nut rust or cumxle. a. tli. pkui i wade or iralviuiuwd Iron. It la Uw atin.l.t and nut Uurable .iructunr made f.- nww wntr. t caa b Mt up In Wtwu bukuum, u thent U notlilug; to tusteu be low tiie platToroi. . , , It wlW not fmu,, bavlnf tnod the Wl of a Tialt. winter, at de (rem bkw aero. a. the burk.U ditimrite tbeuiael,. Baa ao feather. rubUu- or woud in "Ilk U" wawr to cou- tamlaut It. .... You do not baee to pomp oat a paiirul rf water to ret a rrcei. cool drtok. fur evvry biK&et (needowu full of air to the buttutu,ab4 Oil. with oold water a. Uie air eecapea. Price $10 for a tB-foot well or cistern; 50 cents for eTrj aiMllional fwot In depth, after 10 feet. A U-re unl wanted 1a every Iowa In the) TJaMed States. Addreas BUCKET PUMP CO. 441 and 443 Plum Strot, CTNCTNN"ATI, PIANO & OftSAM C Ii., MICH.. U. S. A. We Make a SPECIALTY Cf Organs in Piano Ccsca, FINELY FIW ISHfTD nni HAtT FOLIShrfJ, ir. Rosewood, Ebony, Wal nut and j ITS' : .ru' ft nisi. And : containing: our :cvn Patented slmDrcvjrrcfu:. TONS. ACTTOTf or WCH ITU Aiim - r.i- PETilL w:REEO?a?: f 2 ??. Haia QJJ , QILS ! The Standard Oil Company, of Pittsburg, Pa., make a specialty of manufacturing for the domes tic trade the finest brands of Mominating and Lubricating Oils, Naphtha and Gasoline Tbat can be MADE FROM PETROLEUM. We challenge comparison with erery known product of petrol eum. If you wish the most Host : Mornily : Satisfactory : Oils m the market ask for ours. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, PITTSBURG, PA. tls-9-lrr. PATENT STEEL PICKET FENCE. 1IA.NUS031K. lKDiaTlllCITBUi , Cheaper than Wood. XEg-e-irir-srwui. T.. t.v, rik r, V r. M wt ill v. piuw.. I ... M mmr W4 r.1. Ifkia riu. tec V SKi ' lT. h,,l r Cun, Hm.m IM riiuar. rir. akaiwr. 4 FIRS SS if... Gellr a4 M.iai. Ba u4 lm OrllU. wl MB BOOB AMO wuioosr ac'Uta.u4u iu.a.r mat.utt. T1TI.OR ic DELI, tot. X03 SOS Market SU, ItStaUwrli. Fa, Dbalkb iw Golden- Wefti-Eje-WMes, 134 Watbs Stssst. FnTuns, Pa. Oldest establlibed hoose ta the city, where nothing- bat pare goods are- not op, strictly lor family and medicinal nse. rtotntne: fetter tnao Uoldea Weddlna;. Next on the Hat. Ouck- nhvinierA. uray's raoaoswaDeia Kit : tneoe a;ood. are leading brands. Brandies of lnte of 1878 en haad. Ulna, Uulland and I)ome.tle. also OIJ Tom. Finch's Oolden Weddlnc. fl.uo for fall quart, 8 lor . oackenneimer s ins same; Monons;ahela. SS.au per dnxea. Wine.. fi.00 per dosen , 93 00 lor one-bait dosen. Fecure I. boxed. AIM hats In stock. Orandfatber's Choice, at S'i.oD per gallon, barrels at spwlla rates. Apr. rs, tw-i ft' mm rrsvs-iiiMi ItetalnaT sail wr mw iilrbl; If al. I lw4 a cMllavt :-wii piTCHSKG PILES MwtrS .fWw a.4 mlrrrmta, UAN1"K eir. Itealac aaS hlmllas. heals mmrm. NiiiiOiirTmUn4i?-riiwii,fw4, i.e. i". ituMt, IawL. hi Aim ss svem. ruttssu-iti ersw n DISEASES awVJ MIITIXrM? ABSOLUTELY CXT&M0X. UII I lflL.ll I fM tAmfXm wVnilH f " hm.rwm Onmim" vnu. ImmmI i. ilciM. win car. ol Tetlrr. Sail Saaaa, Sl.gn j-1- flaiia.. Ptmpam Kr,alp4aa.aa. am, Battw auW ataalaaw w wot taa.lu. HM b draaviaw, m M b, avail tor t. Hi. Z Saua. $I.S- adOrraa. Ha. jl.il. i Boa. rHlaaWli Si., ra. Aak jaiaT SraselMteia. Wbea VUttl.g ths Ptttebsrgh Exposition, call on the HENRICKS MUSIC CO., Ltd. For Cash or Time Pries on Pianos and Qrgans, 79 Fifth Ave., PITTSBURGH, PA. jnalS Im. SAW MILLS! Patent ar table Friction iBelt Feed. Stem Engines. Hay Presses. Shingle Mills, &c. Portable Crist Mills, Sea 1 for tllas. Thrmhlnr'Nsrhlnes, Jtlogue, A. B. tAKUL'AK 0., ork, i'a X y q r ! .i 'T . ,Vr-, . i 1 J tt.. I T m mi a HE S'JRFr.JSED EL!ZA. to.! After ! i 1 iitlr It t;. tVa. Trr.trd to a uririkt- ll.uaaC 't rsurtli l-au is a jOiin j.'.'-i: fnrT- .' ., ".: , :: : , ::.:;'.! l Uo. t"!t h" li:ni li , eei n'.i;.- a:oui i.i i'Hi'I.i s, .:nuaTH-u corn jjnU-nt ;' tlic a. a . . v. iu s u Now York Sun L nul a wt-rk or so ngt he had not Ixn-n known to buy a new- suit of clot lies for yc-ar. Tlic ones lie wore had been so often patched and re patched that no bit of the original warp and wool was visible. This personal slovenliness on the part of her husband was a sourer of constant annoyance to Mrs. Koberts, who is a woman of ex ceptional neatness. She lonjr ajo lo came so ashamed of his appearance that she would no longrr aiTompanj' him to town to do her trading. This singular charai-terisiic of tho farmer was not owinp to rentiriiiiMiess, for he is a lilior al man in all Lis dealings. A fi-w days aero ho went to town to do a little trailing, and, to the utt r astoti i.shruoiit of the town, he'purchascd a new suit of clothes for himself. His new clothes wero done up in a package, and he placid the package on tho wa;ron seat beside him when ho started bon o that nig-ht. It was a dark nirht. Far mer Huberts had pot half way home when a brilliant idea struck him. llo stopped his horso on a briJg-e where tho road crosses the Kast branch. 'Ill do it. by frmnl" he suid. '-HI Co it aiid su'irirf- I-Ilizar TliA-rt-upon farmer rose up in his wajon and bean to take off the patched and repatclied clothes lie had worn so long-. As he removed a parment he tossed it into tho creek until he Lad tossM them all in, and had nothing on but his shirt. "tJreat applo sass!'' he exclaimed. 'Itut won't Kliz-i le su'prised'." Then I'arnu r Kolrerts reached for the package that had his new clothes in. It wasn't on the su:it. Farmer IIoIhti i u'ot dwon and reacheil under t!j? seat. '1 In package wasn't there. 1'hen he felt all over the iMittoul of the wagon. The package wasn't any where on the bot tom. Farmer Huberts rose up in the wagon and looked b;u-k along the pitch dark road. Then he climbed back in his seat, and away the horses went for home. The night was chilly, and then; w:n three miles to po. When Farmer Huberts reached home and climbed out of his wagon he paused. "The hull idee didn't work," sail he M.ut 1 11 Iet nine dollars that I u prise Eliza:" That he did no one doubts, but when he pot up in the morning and went out to tho barn clad in the hired man's overalls, and saw his p:n-kai'c uf new clothes hanging by its string on the brake handle at the side of tie w agon, he was a little surprised himself. HE SEIZED HIS WIS. A Row That Took I'l.irp. In Conirres Lte- f.,r tlir War. Tho bloiidless and bruiscless fist-fight between Congressmen Wilson of Wash ington and Ii-ckwith of New .Jersey has started a flow of reminiscences of other ludicrous spats on the (l.Kiruf tho House, says a Washington covresiioiid- ent ol luc St. Iotiis ,loie-temocntt. One of the best stories is t.id by Colonel Ilintori, who was a newspaper corre spondent here before iho war. Some phaso of the slavery question was up in the House. Owen Iovejoj. of Illinois, had been talking, and, as Usual, he had aggravated the Southerners. liarks dale, of Mississippi, replied. Hot words passed. This-was not the I'.arksdale of recent service in the House, hut lien- oral Uark.sdi.le, who was killed during tho war. As the interchange of in vectives grew nro and more personal it seemed that an encounter was unavoida ble. Iioger A. l'ryor, then a young Congressman from Virginia, raised tho lid of his desk and slipped out a pistol. Several others pot ready. Just as tho crisis was at hand a giant of a man from Wisconsin named Hotter sud denly reached over from tho Hc- ublican side of the House ana made a crab for Harksdale. The Mississippian had long hair, which he always wore care-fully brushed. To To the astonishment of tho whole House the luxuriant hair nroved to be a wijr. It came off. of course, l'ott-er stood there duin founded, folding the mag nificent covering aloft and looking first at the hair and then at tho bald head be neath. Tho House held its breath for a moment and then roar after roar of laughter drowned out all feeling of re sentment, l'ryor raised tho lid of his desk, put back his pistol, and laughed. Lovejoy sat down convulsed. Hotter awkwardly restored tho wig, anil then both he and IJarksdule smiled. There was no more thought of fighting over slavery that day. A BLUE-GRASS IDYL. Two Krntnrklan. Sottle a nifflcnlt- ami a Hoi lu at .r-nt lonianly tVay. A blue-grass idyl has been circulating through tho Southern society for several days. It is, says iho New York Times, a tale of two Kentuckians one a Major, the other a Colonel who, after a night of luck at pokr, determined to gratify an oft-expressoO. desire to visit Now York. They can-, and after two days of sight-seeing tle Colonel suggested to the Major that a trip to New l ork would not le complete without a dinner at IKdmonico's. The Major agreed. It was deemed that it would hardly be considerate to take Mr. Delnionico unawares, and in order to prepare him for so unusual an event as a swell din ner for two the Kentucky gentlemen went to tho restaurant early in the day, called for the head waiter and told hiui what they wanted. "Spare no expense, thev said. They dined at six. It was a splendid dinner. They tasted wines of all kinds that they had never heard of lie fore. They ate a great deal and dr.ink a creat deal and told each other stori.-s liiatltoth knew by heart. The banquet lasted three Lours. They called for their bill. Tbo waiter placed a check, face down, on the menu The gentlemen were toasting each other as the waiter did this, and when they placed their glasses on the tahie bo was gone. They saw what appeared to them to bo a scran of paiier on me menu and brushed It olf. The old fel lows were ignorant of tho customs of French restaurants ami they conciuaea thnt the menu must bo the bill. Tho Colonel began to figure up tho prices. It seemed that they had eaten a great deal, but the names of dishes were in a language unknown to them, and, any way, they were not in a mood to lother about trifles. But tho Colonel paped when he fig ured up the total. It was S'JC.O. 'Great heavens, Bah!" ho exclaimed to the Major. "It is S'JOO. If we pay this we can t get back home." We might," suggested tho Major, faintly, "we might jump out of this window and run. ".no, san," sam the Colonel, hringing his fist down on the table. "Wo are Kentucky gentlemen, sah. We will pay this bill, sah, and then, sah, wo w ill shoot the landlord, sah." rreumptlon. Miss Bussey (on receiving her first kiss) I'm surprised at your audacity, sir. Mr. Brace (giving her another) I'm a little bit surprised at it myself; but 1 guess It s all rigb. l'uck. Blerely a Question of ljet. Sunday-school Teacher What is ab solutely necessary to enable a man to get along well in this wicked worid? Johnny A rattling good pair o' iegsl Tax as Sit Jaiga. B. L. JOHSST0S. y. J. V'l'K. A. W. VI CK 1 sTAiiLiniti. ih;i. j Johnston, Buck it Co.. 15ANKKHS, e:ikx?uuh;. - - - PKNWA. A. W. IlI'S l. I oalilrr r'-KTlllMMIKl. Carrolltown Bank, I CAHK'iI.l.KiM N, . T. A. llAKRl.l,-'aiiir. ! General BaEiins Jnsincss. imwM. The tullr.wln re the .rlijcliiil features til a I KTiner-il l.i am,.' i.u,lnea : ' i IE10IT? Keeetrei"; .ny.Me en dTfinn l. ami Interent bear- i ilia? ecrl m -Hlea isruetl tu time de.ot l torn. I.UA.NS Fxtrtifleil in ruaiomrra in f.vorniile tetm. and approved Trr dl(s,uutcil at all liujcs. 'i.i.i:ction Made In (lie li-cality .nl ujn all tlie f nkinir towi i in the United suioj. t'l.Mrne. muderato. IIKtllS Is.un.1 n.-icli Lie in nil i.arla i,f the I'nltM uil lnr,:iin n.-h-UKC lutd oo til paits ot r-uroj e. At l TJa HI mtr.-liant. Innnrii ..i,. ut! err ...ilcited. te ar lioro rraonal-le arv.niiv1atl.n wlllT.e eitni1ril. I'mruus are m-arni llit all IraiiK.irtlorm ill I l.e l.rld a ntnrtlT prlvaie ami r inDiicntlal, aod that ti.ey miii bo treated as libtrally as uod tuDkinir rules will wjiit. ip;irr;iu!lT. I'MIXK-TOY. Ill . t ,. "Seeing is Believing." rV' And the fce.t lamn fvfrmadp, liice Alad din's of old, 'a won derful lamp! A lamp absolutelf iiou rmploel vand un krcsksMr, which givr. a clear, aoft, t..ll... ,.,a ,I. Kiiiii.ii.n aa.av ..fc... of 85 eanUU jxiiverf Purer and brighter than gas light, aofter man riecinc i:ijk. r...rfl l),.n citberl That lamp ia cThe Rochester. And with it there la no smoke, no smell. no broktn efdmneit, no flickering, no sweating. no climhing p ol tne name, no --tantrum nar annoyance of any kind, and it never needs tnmminp. Its lounts 'oil reservoirs) being tough rolled eesmless brass, with cen tral draft, it i. attaaolately utitrcataiir. nd as '"it uf a uuuw canaU. Only five years old and err In n million rf tet Ihiiim in xite. It must be a GOOD lamp to make such a telling euccess. Indeed it is, for lamps may come and lamps may go, but the Rochester" shinca on ioreverl We make overa.ooo artistic varieties, Hanging and Table Lamp., Lianquet. Sturfy, Va.e and Piarni l.imm-rtrrr kind, in Bronxe. Por celain. lira... Nickel and Black Wrought Iron. Aak the lamp dealer for it. Look for the trade-mark .tamp: "Tm Kornt(Tt." If he ti.an t the ntnui' t Kocne.ter ana tne style you want, or if co lamn-atore is near, send to us for free illustrated catalogue (and reduced rrice-liat), and we wul boa ana sena you any lamp safely by express, right to your door. UOCHESTEII. IAWf IU, 4'A Park riacc, New Terk. Xatmfrtrl urer. end tolt Oxrnrr o.'Rnchrtttr Patent, Caveats, and Trade-Varke obtained, and all lat CUt buinrM. conducted for Moderate Fees. Our Office is Opposite U.S. Patent Office, and we ranrfoire HU-nt in Iter time tluoithoe remote from Wii-hiiirlon. lend model, drawin? or j.hoto.. with dcrrlp tion. We advice, if ),.tei.t utile or nirt. free of charge. Our fee not line tu! ua'a-nt i. .e-jr.d. A Pamphlet. -How to Obtain 1'atciits." with amea of actual clicntii inyourState, counTy.or town, a.nt free. Addrty., C.A.SI.OW&CO. Opposite Patent Office, Washintrton, D. C li i-i To rare eoa tl.ene.e tlie m.dlrln. mast mar lb., m arrstll. '1'w ! p.r in.Dent, It usual ruatalu Tonic, Alterative end C c:thcrtic PrcDcrt.cs. Tatl'i Pllla Mmm thraa aiaialtxles las mm em In en t (lr., ststd Spoodily lEectoro t. (b. bea.U tbslr uatoal per letaltlv .u.b, . ciusu.i la resraiiKri.y. Ccid iavcrjrwiisro. TTh.n T y Crm I Si rut inea merely t stop tbera fur a time, and then bare them re turo aeain. 1 keaj A HAUIGAI CLiiii 1 Lm.o iat.de Uitt iuctu, ct ETTS, EPHaSITS" or T&mizG sicmn:ss, A life-lore; atndy. I vrirrTHVT my remedy t Crm Uie worat csrc. iiccaiuse others hara failed m do reason lor not now reccivine a cure, t-end at once fur a troaune and ill ik l'.OTi LB Of my INFALLIBLE llu.Ht.DT. (jive Kxpress and 1'oi.t OCir. It eotia joa nothing ioz m f 'at, and it mill core yon. Addreea K.C. ROOT, M.C., l83PEJiiST,rfrifT:rc i ! : 1 For LOST er A.i.u o f r. 'j;i unniol SaJyaaclaisa, t- Jtcim "rrfc-x Eiu at ia CI crYour.it. ntal.. H'l t ll!l.llll-Utljl.li nM ,Hitt trt m fc4 Slal aa , . 1 - - "rlr" V irrl.!r.ra.- ur.l .rwir. ll-d ',r.l, Irrr. aaora. i.n.C ...iwiVTAa. v.aia burriiaUi n. I. p I took Cold, I took Eick, I TOOK SGOffl RESULT: I talio My Meal 3, I talio I.Iy Kest, AND I AM VIGOROUS ENOUGH TO TAKE ANYTHING I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON ; erttiii;; Tat too, for Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HypophosphitesofLimeand SodSl !r ONLY CI RFD MY IlCfirt It'll I CoilNtllllIli4H BUT liUILT 111 UP, AN1 IS NOW TUTTING FLESH ON MY BONES AT THE RATE OF A FOUND A 1AY. I TAKE IT JUST AS EASILY AS I IK MILK." SUCH TESTIMONY IS NOTHING NEW. SCOTT'S EMULSION IS IXUNG WONDERS daily. Take no other. h -r "v : A pamphlet cf Informal and l-,j A Ln,el of Hie llrs.i'joat..i Hilar tn'f i .tract ol Hie las.i,!ioati'.at II -r.t-TV Olitiiin fnteiits, ,cil '1 r,I -a Marka. Wti lit, arnt froa. . ry, Wl ra ra a ww Tw7 j I'm HMMi 17 p R ins BP E,ai ia, .... . m-s ye i -v 9'W is ' ' - - - i n - ' .final yYx rfSclU " XArw-- TJIE DKY-G00D.S CLEI. His Qualifications Outlined by Chicago Heui&gor. He Mn.t II at Oenilem.a and lM, f'ktn tlt, Kafi.tMlra af , 1. . - t , a laaa 0f Cooils lie rVlls Tay Rrc;aliitri AccorUing tu I ' iart uirnt s. "Di y-f.'.nJs ) rkn, althouch V..cy iNl -mi in-iallv Irfin? Miff-rfd a' . f.o -.nsi ierril.io lirains" ":ii'l llif tu:,,,.,,, uf ..;.e uf t iii-;ir"s ivrcmt retail U, loan I'.vi-niiip; X- s n-portf-r. ' 'l"'-i:.. in i."in-ral ar lot, ! of t;..-in;-" u:iUiii! allusions to tlry-poids :ii.l -.:isi.'.fi iny tlicin as a lot r n J chino-Ukf nn-n, p.mhI cnoupb t-i .vuiiot you ami try 1 niati.' you buy f,'..-)K. ,v tiiut isa.il. Tho fa5t is. many, if ft " all. clerks much Lusines, ,.;i.(J Miity. Ia their own way tin y i-.i, j,'lct a!mist a liusinoss of tht-ir own at uepurtment over which they jiri ;: Ji. ami take as much pains to promote f, prow th if tliat Lusinem jf -lt their own. The customer thinks uJ4. Ihey aro instructed to ct just , Mj work just such schemes, hut that i, ai tvronjr. Tho clerk receives no invr-jr! tions, hut jroes ahead and carries on ikg v.iii-k he is assigned to the hesl f aliility. I don't think there is a hciusi- in tho, ,-ity where the sa'.esr,,, n r.-eeive regular instructions ai.out ;i,,.j, work. 1 know tln-v don't in our h.iuw.'. An applicant for the posiii.m of . U. v man conies in and asks me fur a position "'V.'hat aro your 'iualifieations, and how much experience, Lave you had?' I ask. He tolls me, and then I ask hire w hat pay he wants. lie will na:ue tLe ..mount ho thinks he li worth. Vr. Laps it is the limit of the. amount pall in the department that he wants work in. If I think 1 want him (and I asiura you. lnr years of experience hVc taupht n.anarers to (ruess pretty accur ately oT n !-iii"a worth in ono inter view) I tell him 1 will pivo Litn t place, hut a oi.ld not like to pay Lira . first quite :i.i mudi as he asks. If a'.l is batisfa-tir hetwpon vu, and be is en paired, that ends it. "lie is introduced to tho floor- alkr-r in his d'-partnient, who in turn in tmj'joea him to the other clerks in tL&t department. He iw grien a check-lmok, placed hehind the counter and h ft w li asi ic for himself. That's all thert) i tu it. Wo don't tell hiai to act j.:stso, iiid to lie polite to thin party or cot idle, etc. None of that at all. When I hired tho man I did it aupposinp he was a competent man and a pcntleman. No lx-p-iiiners or novices are taken. The men in ust hare learm-d their business in sore- Mi.aller house tieforo they will p.-t a job in a larg-o one, and durinp their appremice days should have kiarned all tin-no points which go to make up t ;-o.id salesiuan. He must know Lia duii.-o thoroughly and understand tLe art of si-Kiripj- the articles in his depart ment, once he becomes familiar with them and the prices. "As to his manners, I would not have hired him if I did not lielievo him to ho a penile man. I never say any thine to a new man on that head at all. IIo should be well posted on ail- points of etiquette and jpood-breodinp- necessary to make him agreeable to the peoplo he waits on. Tho man is expatd to go ri;:ht ii. and sell poods in a way that will be protitable to the house and pleas ing to its patrons. "A clerk's pay is not pau(j-rd by hi. experience, but according to the depart ment ho is in sand his ability to sell poods. There is a certain limit for tLo pay of clerks in each department, and we rarely po over that. A clerk is hired for a certain department, riven so iauch pay, iiTid pent-rally that ends it." In what department does a ulerk get the best pay?" "In the dress-poods. Bilk or linen de partment. You see, in the dress-poods end silk departments a preat deal of tho sales depends on the ability of tho clerk to make the customer buy what she doesn't want. To so arranpe f;ilrk-s as to catch her eye and make her want them, llo must be a pood talker. in short, have the 'gift of pah, so as to make his patrons covet and blly more than they really intended to. Often comparatively new and inex.ierii'iieed man will be piven a josition in thiso departments for tho very reason that bo is a pood talker. Tho rcanaper thinki he bus the ripht qualifications, and. 1 tl.puph he may not know a.thinir abutit the business, the new ulerk will po in and sell ripht over the heads of the old clerks. Such a man is valuable, and is penerally. in the course of time, trans ferred to the wholesale houso and bint out on tho road. 'A man who understands linens ib al most always in preat demand. Our linens aro made in the old countries, and when a man coines alonp who Iia. been ripht in that business all his Ufa he is valuable. Foreipner thoiiph he is and doesn't know a thing- aiiout Aruer-!-;ti ways, he is a valuable tnan, for ho understands the merits of linens and can sell them. Such men are always buro of a position, and pet pood pay." CHUNKY. TOWLfS; Henry Wattrracan'a AnaHoa faf kD CalJ Tiniri svaaatuck jr UaviaiJier. It is related jf Chunky Towles, ssyJ Henry AVaiterson in tho Louisville Cou i ler-Journal. txiat in 1?2, prown weary of waiting for tho couiinp of the latent i-iu lUi-ence from tho National Deuio crai ic conversion, then sittinp in 1UIU i ,ore, he retired to his Ijcd.. An hour cr two after adinps of tbn nomination of I-'ranhlin Vierco arriv4 and Samuel i;u-p. Chunky's political, puide, philoso pher and friend an earnest Donioenit withal, i nd a per.tlerrjan of extensive knowledjre pnceMli.l at once ta awuk en the t-k-epinp sportsman. ''And who in thunder Is 1'rarJtlin Pierce?'' sayi t '. inky. "'Vhy,n' says Mr. I'"rV. -i rar.klin Pierce tfe.the son of (Jeiieral T.or.ja.min Pierce of revolutionary fame, llo was a distinguished IP prescntauve .-id Senator in I'onpress from New llarjirhire; ho. was olTered a sout in Mr. Polit cabinet and Jo clined it; art ho fouffht pallant ly in Mexico as the yoini;-'st and most brilliant of New KiirjiJ 3 I'.ripadiers!" "In that rase," say Chunky, witft decision "IU p t up and dress."' He did so, arui came down to the City Hotel, in front U which a pond ly company was enjoying- the suuiiner riiirht iu discuttsinp the tew. As huiiky npproacheda leading Whip exchu'iiou: "Here is. Chunky Towlea now, and 1 d bet bim one hundred dollars he never 1.. -ri of l ranklin lleroo in his life.anl taut tell who ho is. or where he's from. Chunky paused a moment, pazed cosi-pas-aonatcly upon hi interlocutor. nl tin ii, with an air of composure anl authority, said; "Put np your pocket book. Colonel. It ain't pood -lJ"-,r rules to win on a certainty. Fran-kid-Pierce, sir, is a son of General lien jan-ia Ilerce, of revolutionary fame, lie ' a distinpuished llepresentative Senau.rfrom New Hampshire. Ux offered a seat in Mr. Polk . Cabinet declined iu And he served pallai.i. v i" Mexico as tho younpest and most lri Hunt of New Enpland's lirigadiens. l.i tUe very man we wanU-d. I ; him from the first. Hurrah fox X'ici- A Iliddleford. Mo., man was wr.J taau iho in"'"" - ". sav- tho olUcers all trouble. Cam I n: .n- ( i vt : l -u f .!-" e 1-' i "I :i i Si! tit.1 ir r - '' ' -A : 111 ii .- iii. a .. It -.! i. Uon i t.e a v. j 17- L V. -a5 T .lid-l. fi-ii. . ,1 , . 1.. i,v, ( ( C. 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