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I . beHevo TJso'b Cure for Consumption savexl hit lifu. A. H. Itowr.u, KHtor Kmjuirer. Rln ton, N. C, ADril 23, Hsa7. The ni-fT f'otiv-U Meili rlira in IMno a LVrk ion tyNl'MPTioJ. ChiMren tak il without objection. Ily all drugisut. 25c CUhla nniiit All USi lu.i 0at Louch SyTuo. Taruw inU Inti-i,. H l'1 rtrn?v.ii. B. J. LYNCH, UNDKKTA IC Mi. And Manafai'turrr A iK-a'rln HOME AND CITTUADE FURNITURE csiii:::. sins, IMMilM LOUNGES.BEDSTEADS, Matti'(ssjs &o. KLKVKMI! AYLM K. ALTOONA, RENN'A I at'it xtih n f Camil la l'iuntv and al oih-r- v u:;ijj to imrct'aK Kl"!Nl 11' IV. Arc. at nn, i pi ic, t arc mimiv lul y luviiro ri l lvt it, a rai I I'r ti-rr- Imhii.i: i i mUrtv, i at- ciii tt'lciit tl at cu enl cv-r wint hihI v.r Ihs' l'rl'fa ir.e vi-rv i.-i-t. 1 So-i t 1 2 11 (ViiLlER ORGAN 7 v y a : - ' 1 ft I f! i.. , v tai I . '.;rili .'it u glixiul ll'fliv. m.'v. mill il'. ni-ril -r I' tr lu.-muue ntiv lii i i. tir .r t ' T hut w. . bul huI ur t'.i-:i' i'ifn'jt. !r ii .iVr srlUguf uraiu lu our jlt'A." ' OTJIEIl. AMw MILLER ORQAN CO.. k,l.:U-r . tr -.frrr. I.UIIAAON, 14. FOUTZ'S HORSE AN 3 CATTLE POWDERS ' ,r-,. "w FOUTZ j s r-iJ hl.i tl "vX-ji mill (1 a VT rr Lc.ng F. J mip'i 1' n ..i4 -.irt -i : .r.ifn Hoi. I'nm rr, J nrt- w : pr t-M iMl-r- is w i . r.viu K v-v tri'i 'ei- r. t iTunt: v omi ' fttv I twenty par rtnt an ! u.iakr ti; t niur L. ,u JU't ff t. ! i'.iw-li'r- 'J rir rr v-(Mnt aJtvW iViiJif Jll -r l.j n ui'll Mi -tt irt ! it I "p - t. fiHT' I'nrt ! Hat lij. MIV. tAlajjk.C- DAVID r. TOVT: frtprtttor. r -r Phlnat l)AVhi.- .ru St-n - f ATA It U II II) ( .Ult el rs -CREAM : Eil!. KAY 3 A i.ir"c: k . 'lcl Iota rch aoeinls and i arv.l'.' C'lPr k' I'antS l l"'lis.t; l Hl I r-i.iv-d. r.UV HU-"en hi. I "1 ' ! 1.1 I" IN VIT rust i jivi a. r VI :in l V l; I'U V .r-' ..".iAMlA Ir. it' r. ...... vlyly DOkktt. A 1. B .. i .! . aUh'. 1 M-Y ..r Vkt..N' I ' I f le-lr .! U CU: . - I 1 1 si I a i pT Ue 'I ..I t.ar a trvaiia" 4 jif I r-m an 1 ' ' .1 ....I 1 vhl. .1. .,i I. L -... A -l.,4V- Vu.aw ATnnvouN;5 mem .,i ... . i. , , r0i-'f. C'.i,n v j , '-'-S I- ;t-J ).f-.t.n.wu.w 0 Absolutely Pure. Trie iow.:ar never vne A marvel of porlrv, ttranvtb and whoie.ouaafs. Move economical than the ordinorv kind, and caoDot h udd la eni etirltin with tne multitude o the low tet short weight, alum or ph.Mi.ha'c p- w.ior Sol 4 ey l mm. Kotal Hakism 'otca t'o , loe w.ilst..Mw Yum. CARTERS ITTLE IVER PILLS. CUR l?fcv.'k He-nit. h an. ( ivliev- nil th tr.uM-K ltv- I nir--, nl1a,u iMsmw, iHwtrvt-j aftrr rnUi.r Vmiu in Ui S-t.1t:. Wtiue tht-ir n,stt Hi .!' ha. -t Caktu. Littia Lvrit riu-- u; i- ntin K v;ilti:trtJe lit 4 'i nMi t un. (Mint..? Mm' pi tvttit -n: tu. f.nnvttur compiainf . Inrv iil isrrvt .iM JiiM-rt ll U u -m.-ri .r-i-iuL.r.- tlu- lii-r and rvguijiiv Uii Uwtui. Lcu if t'uw vuly cnrTfxi Af'i- tl'ev wi'iil'l h alnt'st prvt--a to tu v u wu'f- r fr-tiii tin .i.tr-cHin-f r .jiiaii-t : i-iil furiimHiflv ihfir irH-4ln-s t..t Mtl .. iii'!b' ti- tfi'f tr ihe-iu whl Tti I tis- lit 1 1 Li vain a I do ut ti ui'iN v i i ttiai Jt v ill not ti v ilinik to iio uIaoiU lisrm. tut afu r all sil'U Uwai -5aWl U tlit- hnm of so ni.inv lires i.mf hrr i- hvrw w tiif tir jrrvat ht.ia.-t. Oiir ii!K curr it 4' TiTrit ' !.i r i T ttf Tn nr vrr ;u1i an l v -r i-v r :vk. irt vo )111 nia- n l'v. T'1' tn ntri t-kf-t.i:ji- ami Oo r t . r;iw or i'i.rv ti t-v r)ia-ir c-titW nft(-n r4f-if-- nil tth.i n--t th-' ti In ia.s at T. eut ; L-u lk-r 5 1 "l'i rM-rvwIi.-re, .r ?nt l-y ti,ttii biWl lull:::. Sfe SEND Y0UI7 ORDERS FO CAM DEE RUBBERS TO H. GHiLDS & CO. KafliiTacturrrs and Wholesale Dealers In BOOTS, SHOES AND RU3BERS, 511 WOOD STREET, P.TTGBURGK. A list 4iu. The Favorite Mcliiii fur Throat and I.unj DiiTi cultirs hs lon Ijet o. uud still is. Ayrr t lu rry IVotoral. It cure Croup, Wlioopitig Conxh, Ilroncli ltit. oiid Astlim.i; itlirs irritatiow cf tl.e lotrynx and l'ure; strengthens the orttl Crjtan; allay- .ton-tieta jt tiie I.iiiii; i'.-,-i'i.u Consumpl Ion, uaid. H i n m udtr.im-t-d xt.i" cf that U ako, iiiiuvi Cuhiti2 aud iiilat-s !lc-wj. Tlicro in n othT ireira'.iu for 2is r.n. of thtr throat and luus to be) ivov I'tired with tli-t reniidy. I "My wif!? lni. I h li-tre-i.inj cwttcli. i m : i .i:ri( in tl-.. -i. ! iaii-1 lreat. I. 1 uri"U4 i:i'- I . in",, but lion tl.d I Amu Clu rrv I', . f.r.il. l:i. li li 11 currd i '.. r. A in i-'.'-.r. lr. (,!riin. liu.t the iii'-l.-., uinl lU l uii ;ii v an ri-:itvv I L t!'.. ol Aver Ciu-rry IV-ctorAl. s ( h i u r.j h. ilrat.cu ia lecoiuuiendin this Cough r.lcdicinc V"TTim- u'V;. - i:,,1-r; If.-.oa. , liiuaii ll.u-Hijh;, M'rrultou, A: k.. "I l avu 1.1-,-u a ll ci.-d wi'li n'U-ca I 1 r f rty viu.s. I.ar - :vt I mivi-u .: i a p.i".'!i, ;,!. -h t'.iret-.-ued to I'Tiii'uV'i my ia . Hvrry je vr ll 1 1. I U:o i.i r"li.a't.''l"ll. t tlUT ni:;i' 1 t.i try Avr" Lij,rry I'otora!. IiitihctiwrM iiu :ii al. 1 v-a.s iiuiut di u' l i i-jm i." I and ontimic I t i iiuproi ' '!'! entirti'y rocovt-red." Joel llularJ, Ji.. t i 1. I'ollli. ' S: mon hshi.'.' I lin t a Mvt'ro Ju ru i.r.Iiai' I tin- l;.a-, l.i juut fit by ut til. t.lllf '! V.ii.-li deprived Kilt if oli.i un t Tit. I tried irit: retne U.i'i. bi:r l l!.t:lli il no relief llllf:l I tv p m to l..l.e Avcr's Cherry l'e -ti.ral. A f. w l..tt!. t. f liii, li:.-,);. in.' f.ir. I in.-." Mr"- 1". Col uru, bo.roud m'.., t-on'eil, I "I'.r ih'.tircn ii.'V.ioted ni:h colds, ot:,;h-i, s. rj l!iro.it. or rrnt), I da ik I kiiuw c f unr rnni 'lv wi.'i h, i!l i a trnrj .vj-vodv rci.ef than Ayer's I'liiTry 1'ectcral. 1 la-.' .'..Mud it. uUo. invatu. i.l.Ie in tiiti -t t l VI t"" Couh." Anu L,.' i..v, 1 j "7 S"a-ii;iij,'tuJi aircot, iJi stoii, a Ayer's Glierry Pectoral, i ur.r.v.i.ri Li Dr. J. C. Ayer 4. Co., Lowell. Miu. fetii t a.i I'ri;i;i:.s-. I-.-u, J I; all ton.... ". i tr-vvemx i ress'B w. cn i- b tre a 1' Oul' n t.r ft li o l'VHl JV'i inAni rtia rwipnrcr4, 100 I iilfe I'oi(.IiIm 10r. UEAD aW r FORTY-FOUR. The calendar pave me a wrinkle to-day, A (act which I greatly deplore; On itsuncnal'.cnced riajca 1 looked with dismay. And found 1 bad atrucU forty-lour. Ko e what is that couplet that runs la tbe book Tl.at well may our vanity he air That women are always aa old as they look, but Bit a ju.t as young as they feeL Forty-four! well, that isn"t so starting an age. When tbe heud anu heart are secure. And tt.e . leisure ol i.Ie si. 11 our spirits engafte. Why, I Icel otly thirty, I'm sure. I still enjoy all That I used to 'r.joy, 1 still liave mv dreurcs of luno. Why fchout.l b rihday intrude, t.,en, my peace IO "BIIOV! Th. 1 1 m o.d I w.U never coolers. Lai rifl.l at the ball I wasdanci&j; with Kate, To-i:o' I laite AlauU lor a Or ve; '1 o-r.int I at t o cr i.l t aitlc w.th fule, Aio w.ll prove to the boys I'm alive. .nd yi-t- forty-tour I bep n a new par. Aum ucli y jr w 11 be aad o u c more; I'm ufr.d youth :s o'er save ILe youth of olj v. liow dismal it sounds forty tour. LUXUKY OF SSXEEZIXG. Ancient Superstitions About tbe Act Of Sternutation. To Su es Once Mean, m l'Wi Tslrr m K: Thrice a t it rw If Vou Mwric Wbile I'uttine on Your hocs ..o Hack to Ued. Win n rromolheui with thf fr which hi l.iid te!i-n from heuven. lrofedrU to ivify his clay man. the first si'n of animalion :ii:iuif.tfd by tho lattor was u ht of ncez itis. ros"ih!y the new ly mad' man wai much imtircised. nod in oonffkiufnee thereof a t-troc? hered itary re-.ttd for enctrzitiir may lia-vo bes-n t' aiiMiiilted to Lii iesoeiidai;t. Ik- lhat a it may. however, the au-civiit-. prciie Ho they were to nd my tt ries and t nie'iis in ul tjuartcrs. faind not to it-ijrd aternutalion ns u Very el iou' iiialtcr for con-iitieration. aud tni' lh:.t vas fraught with inaay jHjrur.t' f'T bot'.i jroud u:id evil, til thcus.'!i. from a j hy-i "ioLjical pi!.t of view. tl.ti.' ideas were r.o doub'. Mme-v-h:tt crtiU'i and tinc-cientiric. for kcowledy ' of this j.!i-i,o;uel!a ot rc-c.t action, and nn ictitnato aeiv'-aititanei with the iine'-nnoati ie nervo and ii functions, tl.d not fetter the imairiaa tioris tf ear'y observers. Tlius. from the earliest times and nmon all races cf men. we tlnd that the apparently fclnin'.e net of anoi.-zinn lias given rise to many curious beliefs, and in nearly every n e nnd country hns had more r l'-r-t supcrit.tious importance attached to it. An E!!zaothaa authority, quoted by a o r -pondent of .V '..-i utlii (,''. ri-t'.v Tibe-s -tefti'.a' 'Oil as a I'our a-ceti -in into the h:ad. and bo to the bravr.i-. and vhi.-n theee i nii-t a Lid o e tr.oeho uhoiitiuiin'c, ai'etidi d 'o ti.a. i '.:cc more i.iia,u nature c in di i'Ct. then it is i. Xpi.i -ed bv the pirite" 'Vitu.ll, und m) fallelii down thi-outfh tlu-uu-e iiiiJ n.iM.th." lloaUJ.-. moreover: Whu you feel it wili cmue. ""ubh t our L;i and it lieineth." N iloub! his tttlvieo would liuvu 1-ii equully Welcome had ho ii:foruitd us how We inilit vfTt ct ually btop tbe t-net-ze i) steud if helping it. for h ? poea on to say that: -Yf a man lie awako in hh bedde und sneze one tytnc it is it oyue of ?oiuu trrvater ickness or byn drauuee. Yf a man dcape in his betide nnd snczo otu tyme it b?tolw-n-yth trrettt trouble, the deatln- of hotu jxTson,, or extreme hyndrauneo in th lo.-0 of Mi'itt.tunco. Yf a man lyo iu his bt.dde : nd umke a tneze one tvtue itisu;-o.d syne both of health and iuctc, but if he sleape It is niucbo bet ter " In the- latter remark we think our render! will quitij atee with hiiu: it certainly is Very lunch better to iit p v, hen in bed thuu to lie a"ak: i-ueeyini;. Those w ho ure in the habit of fivijtn.-ntiu public Lou-cs would do 'll to bear iu mind that: "Yf a hiiui trutcll by the wave and come into au inne and snee twye. let hytn departo out of the houe Stnd jo to another or ''-e he shall not 'rosH;r. " l'r..imi. nMy we may .urmis that in this Cfv the "Mit-ziij" point to the csisteucn of draughts in the inn. and tho risk of the trav-!er catching co'.d in con-ve- 1 ju-nij -hould he stay there. St. Ai:-tin tells us that if the ancients -need when thev Were putting o" their !l-cs they Went to b:v' aairt. ' Moreover, that it is lucky to st.eeo t" In- ttiofn nx but unlucky to d so in I :l.e afteri.oon or viri a r rlday. or fo- a e.(Je to hear a eat sneeze ahorliv bj loti' her wedding, are we!l kimtra jiii'tes of fo.k lore pivvaleiit in ruauv p;- ts of this conttry at th- pa-viit duy. It is al0 a f ip'j'ar l-!ief that to Mieu.e i.nii' sijfniUeS a w ih. t"irf a kiss, and thii-e tim? a riir.i isn.-ez-ii'; tft taie ks the viacds am !'. i:ijj ix--le.ovtU was at one ti ui looked upon a un il' -enien, and iu u.iderlakir.ur a1 y b is:!.e-i o:i or thrt-e m.vf-7es nere fo:i i.l -reJ lit.li'c', u.tho'.ih t'n r.r four wert f" vora b'.e. as was aiso th.- o.i-i5 at hcu two men chanixd -to sneeze tliTi ui'.a -it:0'i-ly vhi!e enaa 'd in orat bu-iae-s ti'nsaetion. XV i Uo T lieinis ti. h.- wtiji Ttuakin n .a--jf3i-i5 befort th i bri't'.r wh.i tiiij IV-i-sirin O'Vj of LU tit' nd..:.'s chan-ed to ia v.v, nd tiii Was - md. tl by Luphra.;;t;-.lej its a favteabli- otnen. which p :ijej th. viotorv of the t-e-U. I'litiy held that it i iucky to .sn-.-ze) to the rjht bu; uuliteky to tho left: atd from Another writer we learn tlut tw or thrvj -:iefe ho.soui. rJ orijis a .sh ewd t kt.!" hutever that may lut'H Ac- ' iiii' to .n inJoik rhyiut: s t -r - ot Mu'liy, snece f:r dstiifer: S:j' .-7e o T-i.id.-r, a: aetrar;-cr. S c': oa dr., SJav. nw.'c In.- a !Uer; S .i-. jc e -. Ti i sJay, otiuielhin l etter; c on K duv. snece lor .rre ; Snei it tu tJilurday. sen sweetbaart to-aor-n'.v. On jieVeral tH-fiisiiynH ntv'try bcu loolied upon u- bein inoro or Ia-s-s intimately touuocted wb. futwi 4aJ ': n-e. A, to 'I htieydides, it was ll syiu;u ni of the c: i?is iu thtj'reat Athenian, plauu. With a cdmutc liko thut of Kni-nd catarrh and influenza arc in svasoa i.U the your round, and rtcruutation oc curs so frcvt--ntly that it received per haps It-is atteotlou than rnit:ht otin-r-wise l-e devoted to it. yevcrthtlo.s. t ten in the j.r?cr;t bgv r eciucatiou, r-X'.l . tr? tru tr.-ilhr-i -:!;. when a baby iieezei. one occasionally hears a fervent "Uless you!"' ejacu lated by its curse. It is extremely doubtful, however, whether tha laltei has even the remotest idea why she ihoulu mako use of this exprensiou: but. although he may not be aware of the fact, it is a time-honored custom whicn once received much attention. In the Rules of Civility." quoted by I?rand. w are tola that "If hi9 Lord ship chances to sneeze, you are not to bawl out "tlod bless you. sir,' but. pull ing o!T your hat. low to hiiu hand somely, and make that obsecration to yourself." Lh-and also quotes from the Schoole of Movccrie. or Cato Turned Wioiitrside Outward"' (A. I). 1Cc"i), tie following lines un the cu torn: When you wouIJ .ncerc. strait turns ycurself in to your rc boar's face; As for my part. lie rein to sneeze. I know no titer r-lace; It is au order hen you sneeze pood men will pray for you ; Markc turn that doth so, far I tli'tike he Is your friend most true. And that your friend rnr.y know who sneezes, and may for you p av. Be sure you not forjet to sneeze full in b a face olaav. Hut when thou I tar'st another sneeze, al- tU. u--a he he thy lul.'iur. Say not ciod blesk h m. but t'bouk up, or sutue such metier, rather. Why ftcrnutatiott should eall for a ble-'j-iuj' ora prayer cf Thauk-givin- is by no means clear, and when or how the practice" ori'i-Med must for the preeut remain hidden iu olvscuriiy. t-oiue w riters wou'd trace it to an edict of t. Gr jjorj' the (!real. who ordertsl the use) of the Ivenediction to lhoe who nie-e7ed trl.utatioa Win; a fa tal symptom in a pestilence which broke out at thut time. The custom is, however, certainly f much prcater antiquity th.iu the timo of U.vjjory; it was rotnmun with the Greeks and K'.imans, and it dates bark, no doubt, through thej remot j pust to some) pre hirtorie nr'. for r.:iion many savage races in widely se-parated parts of th-j World we f.nd thut some ichimation or benediction is made usu of when a jierson tn'.i.z. Indevd, il i said that at one time; whe-u the hin of M - opo lali iu oiii su bie-ssins Were uttelvd by aL his subjeats thr- uIioi.t ins tloiri-u-it'ii1; i:i ia.- Afrieaa trl'. j wii.-'i chief J'IcuZl-. his attendant mip their tiuee,; und iu tlainea, if a man of importance sucezed. he was 'ratiil:d by i-.-ei:i ull prtteent immediately uro; on their knees, kijs '.' e ea'th, and. clapping' their hands, w.-h him health and happiness. It appea:--. to. that the c.jtiii. f uuikiiijy bi'ino exe'ani.-i-tiou cr biessinji a jierson when he Mieezed wui prevalent amuii' th tri!n-s of thu new world at the tiiuv of the Spanish conquest. According to the Rabbinical account oi r.Tcrnut.itlou un 1 its origin, it was lorru.-rly decricd l;y the Creator that the instant a man sneezed ho must dio. Jacob, however, suppiie i';-1 so f ;r vently for the reki 'al of this dcro 'hat tiis ir;iyers werej jrran'.ed at;d ho was allov ed to sneeze and live. After this, in commemoration of the gra cious concession to Jacob's appeal, it b"cami' ni-turaary to offer up a prayer of thanksgiving- whon sneezluij'. Iho Zulus imagine that the spirit of somu de ceased ancestor causes them to sneeze, and they accordingly utter blessings and ret u n thanks, f jrth.-y lock upon it as a good sign. Moreover, they consider an illness verj- severe if thu ?ick man does not sneeze. The Ser bians, too. look upon sternutation as a lucky omen, especially if ono sneeze- several times. In this respect it is. perhaps, needless to sti- that they dif fer considerably from the p;oplej of .i;r own country, for with us when n tnau sneezei too fnjuently he does not rejoic e or thank the spirits of his ancestors, but ifenerally thinks that h ha- caught cold and takes meas'jr.Ts accordingly. Not thu least curious of th.- many siiprst itions connected with Mcruutalion 1m one which is tj b- found among; the Siamese. When theso oeoplo hear a man sneeza they wish him a long- life, for they believe that iu he'd there Ls a register iu which tire entered the names of all men. together with the duration of tln ir lives, and when th keejx'r of this brok otmns it every person shove uame is written on the pu'e at which h.i glances immediately sneezes. Luudoi Ulandiird. HUMOROUS. Th bustlo is rapidly going to joiu the dodo and the chestnut bell. The dolo is getting into bad company. L'kiea-ju Sites. !mith snys ho isn't lazy. Hrf lie abed to economize. It costs nothing to sleep, but the OiOmtnt he wakes up his t uiiefiM's begin. "My son. why is it lhat you a al wuys Ivehindhand with your studies?" "1'ioeauseif I wer not behindhand with them I could not pursue them." A trifling difference. Parringer, my wife ot an awful tamper. When she gets mad she actually tears her Lair. "Pooh, that's nothing. Urom ley. Wheu lay wife gets la id she tear lay Lair. ! would hard'y wa:il to any that ranrriae. is a failure," remarked the C'hica-o lawyer, ia measured Vine. "but if I h-t my feut b-y guided by tho Limp of the past I can not help stat ing that, ia my experience, divorce is a decidod success " And, bowing tho inquirer out, he turned to the next heart-broken clivnt, Lift: "You should bear In miCW. my friend," said the kind-hearted visitor, consolingly, "that your loss is his gain." "I do I do." rep! ied the be rvnvod cousin addressed, as h-y shook his head mournfully, "1 can not forget it. He Lad given Lis note for one hundred and Tenty-iive dollars, duo next week, and I am the scour - -Father "TheophUun. my aon. did you abstain from tlgLting t-vday, a 1 ndd you?" "Yes." "Perhaps you had no provocAtion to fiht?" "Y'cs. 1 hud. Bill Swlpos said as how my riad wa tfraiJ to meet his dad. or to'd set licked." "Ho said that of mo, ch! WLy cidn't you tmatb him in tho neck? I fear, Tbcophitus that yuu rf'.na f?riT: fA-"-Linyin Jour. IRREPRESSIBLE JIM. Two Quaint Saytnirs of A Virginia Gentle suaa'a Vellow Servant. Mr. t-mith, of Virginia, has a valet whoso eccentricities afford him ma terial for some sucevful anecdotes. Jim. who is of that ?hade known as bright mulatto," has black tdlkcn curls and a smile that render him the delight and torment of all the "yaller gals" of the city, and his temper is as sunny as a day in June. It is Mr. Smith's invariable habit to discharge his valet once a week in futile en deavor to persuade Jim that he does not own his master body and soul; but as the amiable African sweetly ignores all such t-bullitions. and always re turns the next morning, placidly un conscious of any unpleasantness, the habit serves only as a relief to his master's overcharged feelings. On ono occasion he carried Jim down into unfamiliar wilds in (leorgia and pur posely lost him, after the fashion in which one rids one's self of obnoxious cats, aud for two weeks after his re turn reveled in his freedom. At the end of that time, in answer to his bell one morning. Jim jait his head in the door, and asked, in his usual tone: Mis SmifT, did you ring fer me?" and then his master resigned him-elf to his obvious destiny. His only con solation is that a reiR-tition of Jim's sayinrjs sometimes helps him over shoals of silence at a s-tupid dinner party. Here are two of them: One morning. Jim having beu in structed to rouse mith at a certain hour, woke him with exclaiming: "Law! Mis SimJT, I dono hod such bad luck dis mawnin! I done clean foryot to wake you tip time you tole me." Smith groaned. "Jim, you are too trifling to live. I wish you would die. I'll never get rid of you in any other way." Tho darky set about his duties w ith out resentment, and said contempla tively, u few moments later, with an evident de-ire to be obliging: T don't mind dyin'. Mis' SuiiJT: it's stayiu' dead o long's what heuders me." Jim and a young African companion were o:i' iia fisaiug from tho w harves. His friend taissed his footing, fell intu the water aud wu.s drowned. Jim's grief was so uproarious that a sympa thetic bystander inquired if the drowned boy was a relation. "No," t-aid Jim, through his tears; "he warn't no relation, but be mout's well been he hed all de bait.' Hurler's liuiur. HINTS FOR MOTHERS. avuw tu Take Csr. of ISakr't Hair mu4 When tt, FroJ lllru. VV'e do not believe that "heavy hair takes away strength." Heavy hair may be burdensome to weak jioople by its weight, in the same way that a heavy head-dress might be. Its growth is only weakening in the sam tenie that all growth may be. and the growth is ordinarily com pensated for by food. In any event there is no way of retarding the growth of tho hair; cut ting only stimulates it. but it may r lieve the t-etise of w eight. The height of a child at birth is ou an average from twenty to twenty-one inches; at the end of a year the aver age gain is about eight inches, making twenty-eight or twenty-nine inches. The gain during the second year will perhaps average about four inches. A child of six months should, if well, havo five meals per diem, and the name arrangement will continue until it is teu months or more of age. Sup posing that it waki at nix a. in., and is fed directly, four-hour intervals will make the meal hours faix and ten a. in., two. ix and ten p. in.; no food in the night between 1-en p. in. and waking in the morning. Theiso hours and inter vn.!s w ill vary a little, according to thi time of the child's morning waking. Too frequent foediug ii to be avoided. Very young babies take food much ofteucr than Gve times daily. We should do notning for the hair beyond keeping the head clean. Many ehildren aw extremely low in getting hair, but it comes ultimately, and. so far as we have observed, just as abun dantly a in other children. The grow th and development of children is vary often fitful and uneven, one part grow ing s-evmingly at the expense of an other for the time. The sucking of a thumb is thought by direct pressure to sometimes make the centrul part of the upper jaw pro trud.5. Put the Labil is so common, and Lhe result relatively so rare, that we do not feel sure of the consequence unless tbe jws wore rickety. Tba sticking of the whole tat would not b likely to give a pointing of the jaw. m How Letters Are Disinfected. Letters from stricken sectiou r fumigated in a novel way. i thtst there is little or no chance for the dis-twir-e being brought Northward. Tlie letu-.-s are stopped when they reacii the qur-rantine liues Each letter U put inider a machine with a long aru attached, and this is provided wiih lit-t--. teeth punrtured t th ends. A V'vuJit that is usd for fumigating pjrpostis is forcfi through the arm itrd d jwn through the teeth. The arm comes down on each letter aud while t;ia little teeth are perforating the letter, tho puvv.Icr is blown in be tween the sheets, d'amfocthig th-s let ter thoroi:ghly Then -t is forwarded to the person to whom 1. is addressed- j Some complaint has been heard of j damage to lettwin, but so long as they 1 reiuain legible a littia disfigurement ! should ho welcomel as a proo of protection. Jnwrnns Antil'jit. "Wi!dteu."i raid he whfU Lis i-rtn quivered with tremulous l'ii"5 "fi'.rt lofiondcd you?"' "No, t'Coifef jouhnve cot." "Then why j.'-e jou no aiient?" "Don't ask me." "Put nacnog. think, you hnvc spoken sr:-ct y twcDty wordtj in the last hour. J can not bear tbe glocrry q 'ii--t Why do jou not spc3k? Why do ycu not ta'k?" "Been Use, Ccorgo, I w-Rn fnmo I am a voman, ond I am try to c? I:-. i. r.i.6id"-a,i TfXn tixi ro.'.. TOE rOtlCEMAS'S STOUT. I am pf'irram.tn 12.0CA, la-cn on tbt io to U-r yean a score. I J u 1 1 st r r I have to ull, iiiec.-. ..d, tvrriLK-, funnv. an-t vrtll, Hurt to leil jou a little thiij 1 bat b-.i-cBel e year ago last sjirinfc-: We-Aty. tnt vcatrhful, I pneed my beat, t'p .-ti.il : n l!;.x' a m-il-knowa sucef, le.-i 3 I'ltx-k nn sv, 1 :, a thron. And ra'tcne 1 lo '-c wlint .- vrrvu. Tlurre I fouud a wee, Wtc nil!, li:anty and ptctty, .4ir bair in cm I. ' ffivj'n;, her bn l. Ia sir .he V-i'.!. Cryiu , m. in in a. o, papa, J" i..,,;!' One p iiiu-ul site wept, a-iiii -r he .t,l'fl. An 1 I li. iul.1 of my ow.i - drbn-r . 1...U Al li nn", r U'l :tfo ia Ucr :u.tli:-r" nttu; ro i ti .t' l to n'.Tet this one's Marra.; An! f.i-t I i .ui.ny ln-a l i c:.:e--"t!, Tlier. line-1 her up to in? l-c:it:n- I rra-f. And cnriie,: m-r. so'ibiti'-. f.cei 1 ti!j i; v, t. the .tatiou bousu, ou'y two biocls I .-i; n 'in -tCi r t.m tiieii ir. .'on.ri...l. lie ..k ll.i-ro! lAul'y-iii L-y t!a Land, A n l, ti - l;er tip on the ilik ti sI'V, I'le t-ai lly I ue.i till i.o tougi-r l.c C: it'll, Uuitirie-i tij ber tuais nu.1 so-.a, suit..., - a,ij, e-iv. Wa. .iri'.r-.tl lisping Alt ' real. tip" aTar; ' And tol l -f 1 cr i-cautiiu rtsirnu, tier i.,t. U'l lii--iK-a..'c-l papa, her ri:.-. ai,. :c, toy; llour Ue be.tr-1 e wakilcries t;. i .eu li.n. i.lav Ami, I. ..citing, f.diotrc-1 litem ca utL-r i ; fc-oj.;. .1 ::i-n they stoin.'d, su i ctv.. d w'jen rluy r I, Grew n ei, w led ?jt hOi-ie, tiid f.,i:J tlo wal lo-t, Tis' ilrw.r oi i', - st-Jic" aiousp 1 -st U m A'l.uiti-a- a mt" t-eitt c. n t-.t i. . it, n; s . r no ly .. "! in'r-.-cd cil! siH.,1 ; . -j U t uli .: yuu iiidt- term a -m--.i-, .; j, i-f."" I i' t 'ip 'ti tut- t jk be j: iiite i L- s ,:n, .-a tr i l.ai k. in 2: ly le '. a ita a e . r r.t. . .' t- r-a.-. ..t f.:nr:c : "M; Ua. i .s it 7" T!:e. i-"t ti I b.:.t uiadd 1.: a rs ...'.': -My -.vr.: m-ar lai" - r7 u.. 4 3,. . III t '-1. r.t.lri f..ix. n" she ni-'.c.t '.' tl. ai.e :i i" el taid tl.e C a. Ut- - - . - ?'av: -J tIr;nU yr.n'tc bfca i.n-.iili.J tivi:jbj y u. U:t Loi' "1 1 e f 1 !..-r 1 i.r. -1 low. the l.itie or- sn'i cii. Aii. I !i p.--' i tb:o..aU tlie cuu.- tu .ie eaiu li i - :.; I. L u j. n -i.tv tl;.it I feel that Lo xnri'Ie a -jrci? ;u- J.:rl 1.1 11. i.-rtin-t lienor, otivl 'Li ltl-t.l-gl.cn aa . : SLINKS. TIIE OUTCAST. The " Emlorratioa Ctnamlttee"3 " Successful Substituto. The "enforcod emigration" of Slinks from Prairie City occurred beeaase the citizens had grown tired of 'laving hiiu arour.d. Sliuks was a fai tire at every thing but slinking. His walk, his raiment, his appearanco ard mini mum of history, all conspired to hi degradation, and had not only robbed Liui of respect oial credit, but oven of nn abiding-place. He had slunk into l'rairi.: City, no person knew exactly when; but when he slunk out of it.' . every person in the settlement wlio had arrived at the years of understand ing was apprised of his going. Several of the mor' enterprising citizens ths self -appointed emigration coffltuitlst followed him. Iu such cases, the undesirable uittii " is usually given twenty-f..ur hums in -) which to settle up his allairs, aiud place the county line between himself und he unapju-eciatifw community. In the Hse of blinks.' there wru no aSTairst settle. Tho TTue was ten utlea away, and aa the cumin ittee had but little faith In Slicks as a iededtrian, a little proee eieia of mounted men had left Prairie City with Slink, round-shouldered and discouraged-looking, riding alsead. When the line was replied, the dis tance to P.oomopolls Wiis about a mile less than that to Prairie City, and the committee reafoneJ that Slinks would kcc,j on, aud thus save a clea-r mile's journeying. " Wal, yere we air," taid Long Ja Masters, as they reached this lorn jack-oak just beyond the county bound ary. "1 reckou you know the poualt, Slinks"" " Jluckon I do." Perhaps a prerious esierlnnc9 had mnde him familiar with the unpleas ant penalty bobtowed upon a "runout" man found within ths county confines after the expiration of his time of jraco. When ho had dismounted, Jsiinks strode slouchingly aw ay. "Wat, good-by. Slinks," w-U Long Jess. (Jood-bya, boysT' the outa.st iw turued. without umlng his face to wards thi-ia. Ho looked like a blot on tho face of the fair prairie picture bright with a rofuion of wild flowers springing :rom the t-oft, undulating carpet of green. His hat drooped dejectedly, his boots were run over nnd his g:vr tnenls toetned undecided whether to fall c? or stay on- There was le, color in his face than usual, and the ruddy scar 00 his cheek was more marked by the contrast. Por a little while the committee watched h'm dragging his feet an il they w.-e a mryst too hoavy for hiru 1'hen. j li taj they turned to ride away, tbf-y saw m stoop a" if plucking ou of the b .; .t prairie fl wers. Onbj" the b.o.-s i.i 1 hoard him mutter: Looks iike the I ow-jrs '.hat grs?v. by the do.-r of the kitchen at " He slouched away faster than bp fore. There was more Color ia his face now, and the ecar oa his check thowrd les plaizily. "Flowers, and a rur.mtt ia- pshaw!" ho muttered, with more en ergy than he ha4 displayed for weeks. The wramiMea watched him a little longer, but they were galloping to wards Praitie City when he half turned and gaxed aftr them with a look that km almost wistful. None of the boTsemca spoke for sev eral minutes. Then Cal s?ntrr. the EC i-.- ecVrd wit cf fho settlement, ie maik..d. with a prefatory "wal": "tlood riddaum to btid rubbish, ns I to'.J 'em who'll tho blind dej wuu to'J." The cutnmltrpo f iri -Ty' .cMmied. rivnj Lei' g Jess MasTvrg diQ'nr.l npptmi- to Hoar. This InaltOntlou upon tho ygrt cf ('.ic dt.tifofA.i Vi'izVa 'trft 'TaTl " tiie more d-.-pressing to the humorist be cause Joss wits usually tho first and loude-t to laugh at his efforts. "When a man's got to go, w'y, he's fot to," Jess 6aid, presently. "An' a body says to htm 'less it's the ole lady. She don't hafto much more than whis per beore he bears Air." "Sick. I reckon." agreed Cal. "But if I could git hands on that thar shore enough son that stays away an' leaves his mother to tha keer of Slinks, I'd tnake fiim sicker" 11 Slinks is!" "His tracks wouldn't stop this side uv tho St.ue line!" said Long Jcs. "Must a-tnonht a heap uv him. Her longin' to see him was so strong that she so'u out what little she had. an', batf sick, started West to hunt for him. When fhc reached the end of the rail road, it took tbe be-t part uv her littlo money to buy the team an wagon. No idy whur to t'.nd him. No word from h:m in mauy a long day; but she t-tartcd Willi the determination, wom-ar,-liice, to look all over the West to Una her boy. Took sick an' kept a-git-titt worse, but kept right on in the hunt fer her boy. Then the balance i a blank to her. Got out of her head. Don't know whur nor how long the team wandered ar'und. But now she's happy, thinkin' at last she's found her boy. If I coulu git a-holt of the lellor roamin' around iu the West at his ao w hile his ole mother's pore an" needy, an' br'eakln' her heart fer Liiu Id" A fitrure came arouasd the corner. It was S;i:iK3. "May-be de did not know Low bad her condition was," he said, abruptly. "Perhaps, when he left, misfortune had not taken the most of her property. Perhaps, discouraged, heartbroken, he had gone West, where misfortune met hiiu at every turn, till ho sunk sunk wc.i, perhaps the thoughts 0 noma served still inure to ciahwartea turn, and " " Wouldn't tnoughk of his mother an' of Bessie" " Bessie died before he lelt homa," said S inks, gravely. "Sho was hi eweetheart in those old, happy oay We!!. Le was unlucky, heartsick, dis couraged and sank" " Do you reckon he'd try to lift him sell up if he had a ole mother at'" a gang uv friends, which gang kaia't precise ly express ail their feelin's. but " "He would try!" said Slinks, m estly. lxng Jess put out hi uard paw. . Paul Emery!" was ali he said. The members of the emig ration com mittee sho ilc hands with . lit.ks, ths outcast, for the hist time. " Boys." said Long Jess. "I a-'lowed. a litt.e bit agn, that Slinki was sick. But he's dead, noyv, an' " "He will never rise ucrain!" wais1 Taul Emery, gravely. T. t. JJurgon, i-iJiu's JtnalrciUX USEFUt- SUGGESTIONS. US, A I'fs viuts Which 'otutekceittirs SHawid -'rf t'reaerve Carefully. Arcroi;cks should be changed oftew ,nougb. to-insure having a good light If -tlrry seem clogged thov may be wivhed iu strong suds and out iclu tha Vitir.ps again To take spots of pdnt froii vool. lay a thick c mating of lime and soda mixed over it, letting it stay twenty, four hours, then wash oil with wans water and the spots will disappear CofTee pounded In a mo-tar and roasted on an iron plate, augar burned tn hot coaN and vinegsr boiled with myrrh and sprinkled on the floo and furniture of a sick room k'n eel law! dt-odO'-izcr In beating cake beat fro'" the bottoisi of the mixing-bow' with a wooden eption. beinging it up nit and liigli w ith each stroke, and as soon as th tng"-ili',ls are fairly and smoothly mixed slop beating or your cuku win be tough. A dark carpet eft(va looks dusty aw ?Ooti arte"- it h:is been sweot that vou kiio'v it does not n.jed awe-.-oiug again. 50 wet a cl ith or sponge, wring it al most d-y and wipe off the dust. A few oVods of ammonia in the water wift brighten th-s color 'J'o kix'p cut flower? frsi. to tlsa vniug l.-iy th.ym in a shallow pan -bo-!, r;-i tl t!i.ir stems in a vorv litt's vate , anl cover tiie dish with a damn tv.i"Vcl. o.n; just wrung out of watw In th luorning the flowers can rt rrangeJ in vases fo" the day. Tb eterrts c t;i lm slightly- cut tr im day tw day Y ti.vers treated in 'his manner wuib'Uaiii from one to two week"! an l i 'iietimos even longer Po..t water cleans silks of ne kind or co'.ir, says a houe T'fe. K'Teven' q i' art of write to Iks used In willing a d'-o.ss for til tHn'e, oare and gr t,j cm In-rgo potato Put the gr.Ued nolate inVj tii : w.it-,r, which mu.it be soft Muter a 1 1 cold; let etand t v. days. tv5i!ioi:t b.::ig disturbed in a'ty way: tbea v w c -.refu.lv pour oil th-s c!ea li'j'tor ' -i a sediment Into a l..fg convi'uijnt veese!, into which di, the pieces 01" si k up aud down. Of coerse. the siik ra 1 -t not ba crens;d bv wring ing it: !it it hang and drip n- .rl d v, then htv is flat on the tebo a'ni wipe it first on one side and the:i 0:1 the other. If ne-"earv tw pros it, do se If.-tweeri tiannel with a motlec.Ke ircrr.; -Uo-it: Jotrri4fL , , Cur. -t.e. One cup -ig.ir.t wo tobic-;pooy: Uis meltod butter, one egg, two thirds cup cf fftrcrrt. Cf.T.r.i. lvo tas7oonfuls cream tartar nti-ted in. one pint siftod Hour, one tcaspoonful soihv, alt. lor the center, one m trret mlik, half cup Etigar, on tcti rpoonful lemon exTi riCt, ono t.-aspoC''-ful corn starch, one egg. Stir "gg i:i com stnreh; let sugar and milk rnme to aboil, then ptlr in cova tlurch aud c-gg. Aliny Jtur,i:i(. -A fash 1. m item says many ladies flro having their diamonds rearranged to form tho tsening Li high-backed Spaci?h c-rabi far tbe hair tJ wear with evening drops. Editors should -how this item to their wives. Thervs i- no xtiQ hariog a lot of diamonds lying about tha house when they cirn '? tulizod in criuiincnting a Spn-ul-1i l!$mrrrt&?&t Hm. .... THE INTERROGATIVE AGE. w A Paternal Lecture VI I.l' It Was X'ot Pre. ttuctivti el Ouutl licsultit. It was half-past eight The boy whs tired enough to fall n-leep in a boiler foundry; but he hnd bent the eutirc force of his will on the problem of keepirg awake, and he was just awake enough as the clock struck the half hour to ask bis two hundred and forty seventh question. Fa," ho said. " if you had a horse and I had a colt, and jou got on my colt nnd I got on your horse, whioli would be tho biggest'.'" Then his father laid down tha papui which ha had been endeavoring to read ever s'necs dinner, and took the weary boy upon his knee. " Robert, my son," ho said, I am glad you Ppoke, for it reminds mo that I hnvc a few questions to a.-k you. Why have I a few questions to ask you, Kobert? You don't know? Why don't you know? Because you don't know? Why because? Because why? Why because why? Oh. because? Well, why oh, because? Come, wak up, Bobert, you can't go to sleep yt. And why can't you go to sleep? Be cause I won't let you? Quite right, my son; you have more intelligence that I gave you credit for. And why won't I let you go to sleep? Because I keep asking you questions? Quit right. And why do I keep asking you questions? You don't know? Oh, that isn't the answer. Bouse up, my son, open your eyes and answer ma. You exhibited intelligence before; con tinue the exhibition. Why do I keep asking you questions? Because I said I would? Quite right. And why did I say I would? 1 am sorry to be obliged to pinch you, Kobert, and alo to have to rebuke you for crying out so loud; but I can not permit you to fall asleep until niy questions are sat isfactorily unswertd. Why did I say I would ask you questions? Don't cry out o loud. Bobert, when I pinch you. or I shall have to proceed to extremitie-. Do you know what I mean by proceed ing to extremities? No? Why don't you lmovt ? Wake up. Robert, and cease sniveling. Why don't yon know what I mean, lioberi" Anl why don't you want to keep awake and aus-srer my questions? Bees tine you' re sleepy? That's no reason. Do you know why that's no reason P No? hy no " Here Kobert' s mother interfered, and snatched tho slumberous wepsi to her maternal bosom. "It"s a shame, John," she crird. in dignantly. "You're torturing th poor child, end Iui sure it's bud for his brain." "No, my dear," said Ler husband, as he resumed his paper: ' I have sim ply endeavored to impress upon Kolerts mind, by a simple system of practical exemplif cation, how annoy ing his habit of aekiu ssiiselesa ques tions is." "Well. I'm going to put him to bed right off." said Bobert s mother, as she bore Robert off in her arms. But just at the door Robert opened his eyes a narrow crack, and inquired sleepily: "Pa. why is my Labit of asking senseless questions annoying?" tuck. THE r YAWNING. Some Rlnttfor Trtolrrn M ho Lovii ra, '"I'M y'ii ever notice how cnnts-rlwua yawning l.?'' said a loutiti-faccd j-oniijj la.in waiting for a train. "You can make a:iy mnn yawn if yon ff' about it properly," con; In ued tha yonti;? jntn. "I have tj travel a ifnod deal .'tinl I amuse myself that way. ," men ;nvu of:tner taan n.-n, r.cil fat met) t'ftt ti.-r th.ia h-ati i;n. 1 .0 I st tiraetu ma!:e t :. i-i j awn l.-i ' :rly la l in Ut-' oti'i l:ilo ttt 1 ' hr. 1 una ull tLey vns.t j a hini, ::d .V.'.hcy "U"e liiht I.L-t v. cek I srttnext iS bid srent It man. I made Li;:i -.vtt tventy-M-vi.tt I hues In roin;r thrrp :.. 'cs. 'J -.en I V as t in it, be. 1 t tie t i.l f: 'levc I ad f--t il 'At tl e hi;l.i". a: d I 1 honshr. l.n v.01: J HJiilt hi-1 jaws he l.e;;t them so f.r r.p.:rt." The yiiung man 1 har-'y scat ctt hitn pc'lf i:i the c;:r tcfcre he t:.rr:cd aioui.d ami stared straight nt a wori '.ni.vn np opofltc, who, of mursc, loohtd at L'nt. Tht ii tlio youro; in.in leaned r -lust : 'at window. c!o- l hia cyc, oj ened . 1 nim.lh Very wi " atid brtjan to Jawu witlt r 'eat ih lilietatioii aud an oir of uttir weorV uc. The man in the blr.-' vpral:s be ranie interested and stared intcntiy at the wide o;.eii iiiotith nnd tho ci'i-c 1 rrrf. T.'ic rutin; n.aa put rp l.: t hand wi..i eta i-fT-. -.;! i. 11 tf covering his ir.or.th, tii. 11, r... if il was lie t:-c to t;y t.i tin .! ii!i ovi r;.or. 1 r'n.'; in:ru.lri-. . t'rtvr 1! hninl jtw-.-ty, throw Lis he.-.1, f t i.l f .-rthoT b.ich and uttered that scuinl peculiar to ti.e I.e. itly jitwncr ho ho ho. A liuiiuci.t later the r.i.-ui in the Line cvet.-iiis pave t vi lenr-o of n I v. 'i:-tig cf thej.wn, a asm shot, ncrors Lis c"-ecJr r.n 1 the-u Lis moi.th opened end ht yi'.'vntd to wide that It npper.rcd s ti otu li he -xcre r-oinc; f n c!tv..i? end tiro t.;i 1 . l.h: lu-i.d ' -ViM rn t:p it.to ."nee. Ti e wor' 1" t r-t) r notv s:.:i.cd a-nrj I'll ll.a v.uy t .i Lr- I.?;.f yawnirj eviry few i;i'..:-.. r.t. li.ra tho yor.: ; -tr..ui ttirnol 1 is .litf-r.tioa to an old lady Dp X'Osito yv.'th c:nal succcsk. I.i!f,e c-rl ".'lanm.i, why do-s't th -p-a run over it all the water Lova la.o :t .'" " or.sss, rri;i.i. jioa't ycrj kno its lail o b. o.iea? ' ITor.-o denier "That bo-si! TThv, sir he s .me oi thy lies: uaue.-J. I ovr'j jjad :oy ha ..is on." J im hH.-vr "Ho.v it ho on th- roil ?' Horse .it-aier My. ho'5 one o. tu-e in.- ra.ieaie you ever 5 se 1" M. Tad: La-, been ele -l-d i--i--r:',-. ' ileii of the i-u'-ar.aa -Jhauib r or . i-- '. ties. . e trust ior the sake 0f h-.toM.a. v tha-. 1.0 o:.rt will venture to s.t do iv.i o' liiui wittio'jt due e7sf Jeraav- au j tTiit c;ent paciiig. " 1s1t1a; ciciivyiyiru 7n.1i.tn 11.1- iO:i- .Iv all iLitte liliLtiUS Ciu- 4.:s .' Ir sh wAi(.--r '"'.-i tn- U. ... .., vi ten . wj lie ia Joa,auctrAi uoi' sviuc w i plsep.-aians." Titn 'I.rly it u-w svr'.tint T liopa tnci aaiiiv l;ia roo.us, Martin, yoa ah w.i.s t.iK.e care 10 swep undir tiie .hL Mart no. - 1 aa.-. in lee l, t.ia'.t u, 1 sllu do. 'cause, y' see, it's much ea-ier 1111x0 c'lccbu tl.- dirt will c uUit pan. ' We h-ar a grent deal of talk al-out h r e 'U-.il iip-ioj of fl-h. Wc rivtrxte'r j -fivy :o--i t try c'dllM'r oil. 01
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