All Sorts or rarairraplis. Dills are usually presented iii due time. The Chinese alone told the Becret of makinsr Idia ick. Doing good is the only certainly hap py action of a mau'a life. The seventeen-uioutha-old King of Spain gets Sl.OOO.Ouu a jear. A Nw Yoik life insurance agtnt baa Opened an ofllce in Jerusalem. A helping haud at the right moment would save many from ruin. A lard trust is the latest. It onajht to be a fat thins for those who are in it. The crow is a sensible bird, for Le seldom opers bis mouth without caws. Women are the best detectors of counterfeits when the counter teita are not men. A man named "Toogood" baa been arrested In E-altluiore for disorderly conduct. We are all fortune-tellers. That is, we can tell a fortune when we see it. It has bfn decided by the postmaster at St. Louis that mince pie is not mail able matter. There are whole towns in Germany that do little else Out make dolls for American children. The reason tbat dogs are seldom drowned is because they always have their bark with them. The price of rubber goods remains very firm. One would think that ii would oe elastic. The great high road of human wel fare lies along the old highway of stead fast well doing. For the eutlre calendar year of 1.S7, the (Jovernmentdcbt was reduced 5117, OOO.&OO. Oue of the most important rules of the science of manners is an absolute silence in regard to yourself. Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing quality. It bas been called the bright weather of the heart. There isn't much doubt that Cape Cod is getting eaten up by the greedy aea, and in time will disappear. A law prohibiting the intemperate hoarding of wealth might prevent i money from becoming tight. What is ancestry after all ? The rich man as well as the poor one begins life without a shirt ou his back. Advice to young ladies who are set ting their caps : Use percussion caps to the pop" may be heard. The strongest friendsnlps have been formed in mutual adversity, aa iron is most strongly united by the fiercest flame. It is sad to see family relics sold at auction, but the most painful thing under the hammer is generally your thumb-nail. Tour sheep, ahoand ten buahils of wheat settled au Iowa breach of promise sun wtierb i--,uuu uamages were ae-l tuanded. Statistics show that airls who work In a niith factory do not get married any quicker than those who work at other plaits. The most dull and sickening thud is that produced by the dropping of an old-fashioned copper ctut into a church contribution box. 'Is there any man in this town named Afternoon V inquired a Mississippi postmaster as he held up a letter direct ed "P. M." There is a mountain of coal in Wild Horse Valley, Wyoming, which has been burning for thirty jaars. It sends up dense volumes of smoke. C. 1 Huntington, the railway mag nate, whoe wealth is computed at ?G, OOO.OuO, once peddled out butter by the pound to the miners in California. Study rather to Gil your minds than your coffeis ; knowing that gold and silver were original'y mingled with dirt, until avarice or ambition parted them. A hole in the ground and a smell of gas sold for SS.OOO in Ohio the other day. The hole was found to be all right, but the smell of gas disappeared with the owner. A Wisconsin farmer who has six marriageable daughters baa eutered I suit against his county. He claims that his home has been ' use remonious'y ! used for a court house. I An eggshell is said to be stroig enough to support a man's weight, lut I the man who puts half a dozen in L's : coat-tail pocket and step, on a banata ' pr el cannot be maJe to believe it. ! Thoughtless and ir-conslderate. D ' loniats are laughing at tte English j youDg woman who, recently, after , hearing much praise of butternuts said : j "Ai what season of the year nre the dougbnuta r!re y An exchange Fays : ,lA potato that weighed eleven pounds was raised by a wan In Lawrence county. Ark.'' Tie Arkansas men must be "powerful weak" if this is considered a remarkable feat of a'.rength. Thn!L'iUK Oats bj Hand. oma good farmers are readopticg the i old method of thieshing their oat crops with a flail, leaving the woik to be done in the winter, and thus furnishing employment to men who would other wise be idle. There are some other ad-1 vantages in this practice not included 1 In the employment it Rives to labor in I winter. The freshly thrashed oat straw . Id readily eaten by stock, andfthere are j usually enough light oats left in to make It passably good feed. It i bet- ter to leave liht oats in the straw than j to put them in tbe lia amorg U e '' threshed grain, for unless the grain is j carefully graded some of these light Oats will go in the seed and help to de- , teriorte the crop. With tar.d-thresh- ; ed oats in c j!d wtatl.er there bas been i no danger that vitality of teed has been ' impaired by betting. Wh.Ie the oat :s ! in the sheaf any dampness In the grain is absorbed by the c'laff, and as the j head is bulky and porous it dries out ' without injury. Oats threshed by ma-' chine as suon as harvested, and then j dumped, several huudrtd bushels, per- j haps, in one bin, are pietty sure to heat. It would be better in such case if the i seed were entirely spoiled instead of j having i's vitality impaired. The crop comes up weak, ard if tbe season is uot every way favornble It is a partial fail- j lire at il.e Wst, and this makes a larger ; proportion f poi oats f jr sen! the sub i sequent teason. KASKI NE THE NEW QUININE. GIVES J rii.in innrTiTP lalll IMULHIL STIiENGTD, Ql'IFJNERYES. OAPPV DAY?, SWEET SLEEP. A POWERFULTONIC, tbat the must delicate stomach will bear. ASPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, and all irrm Iis-ases. Tliemost scientific an. I sucresful rt'.ood Purifi er Superior to quiolna Mr.Juha '. Suartonuich. Seltua. N. .. jrttes : "1 not malurla In tha Sutithrrn army anil lor m tieien jesrs u tiered fnira It dcMlltatina- t-tlert. 1 was t rrlMv run down when I hrartl of Kaskinc. tbe new Uininr. It lulled m at occe. I Kalol 3. pounds. Have nut bad fucn Kuod health in '!Fi year". Othtrr letter of a similar character from prom inent tntlivMuuls. which stamp Kasktne as a remedy ol undoubted merit, will te lent on application. Latter from the nhove person?, giving lull details will It sent on aiiUi-attun. Ka'klne can he taken without any special med ical aJ vice. i a hottl". Sold ty all druggists, r.r ner.t bT n H on r-"eit't of price. THE KASK1NK Warren St.. New York. DSlNES 5yrup cures Coughs "KodkIi on ltata." clears out rats, mi ice. roaches Dies, ants, bed im s. Heart l'alna. Palpitation. drot.lcrl aweliinxs. oi.n-. In din.tlin. headache, slcrle.-.'ueo cared uy Welii' neaim ikcnewer. "Route ti ma t orn. Alc for Wells' l.ouh on t.rn4." IV. llnlck complete cure. Hard or aott coma .warts, buulons. "naehn-I'olbia" Claire, complete cure, all kldneT.hla.Ider and nnnary iluennts. raldlQrf, Irritation, alone, gra 1. catarrh of the bladder. II. tlriiKKtsu. Ked.BaK. rilsm. Files, macbes, ants, bed buirs, rats, mice, ten ti ers chipmunk, cleared out by "KuuBh un Kau." 15c. Ihla People. "Wells' Health Kenewer" restores health and rigor, cures dyspepsia, Impotence .sexual debility. "Rsnih on Vain. 'nres cholera, colic, cramps, dlarrhox. aches, pains, sprains, headache, neuraliria, rheumatism. 20c. Hough on Pain Halters, lie. Mot Item. If yon are falllnir.rokcn.worrj oat and nervous, use' Aell a llealiu Ken.-wer.' ti. liruimuu. I.lfe- Prriertrr. If Ton sre Inslnir ur ir-ln on life, tnr "Wdls' """" lv"-r-ewcr- oiiraci to woa.puu. "Knn(h eu 1'llea " fnres piles or hem.irrfi.ld. ItchlnK. protru.!lnir. Mcedinv, internal or other. Internal and external remedy in each package. Sure cure. Mo. lru RisM. I'rtllj Komi-n. I-idlos w!io would retain frrhncs n I rivarit, don't lall to try '-Well's Health Kenewer. "Hoilh on Hell." "KoDKhon Iti-h ' ciires buru.,r.'. eruptions, rlnac wonn, tetter, sal', rheum, lpm-d feet, chlllblaino, "Honth on Calarrh. orrects offensive odors at once. Complete enra of w-trst chronic. alo unnu.i!r 1 as varle for diphtheria, sore throat, loul breath. 40c. The Hope of the Nation. Children, tlow in deveiopiner.t. puny, scrawny and delicate use-Wells' Health Kenewer." Catarrh or lte liladtlr. Stlnirinir. Irrlt.ition. ir.f!at:imution. all kidney and urinary cuuiplalnu cured by "Huchu-I'aiba." 'Wtrr Kn km. Koarhrs." "Kough on Jiats'' clear3 tbem out, also beetles ants. S52EESSEESS!- CHIC AGO ILL. jj un;cn sauAfiE.NX- dall.. ATLANTA r;a. TtC n r r t"-1 'S IJIII1 Ail Tfuif.- . w J a! .u l'ra r.l r.) he Dr. Beta la-uoul. Ji. , Wmummi, a L A'flERtCAH MAGAZINE Baact;iu!Iy Illustrated. 25ctsM$3aYear ITH M'OPr.-TTIK AVFUPAX MAOAZINR Ci pr f-rvt. to nali t-l t-,i.-i and acanwa, 4ot I'm l't-raluf hi 1 art ar if tli binUect t&aJajtS. aStu us . rTr.-i n writer! fill l t'Mf with a wid it iti'- rs,P( kti 1km of lra.I alTDt ot p.-j-.al in'1 -ti irt t .Tit--, dri rtpttT iiXooDtn of 'ii fn..n i-oir.trv m !.! wortim. bnf or. t rrrti iat t.roUuia cl tiio ir.ol, ad, ia i&ot iLis Mayaithc u Distinctively Representative of American Thought and Progress- Tt knn1N7vSi r,T thi- i-rni arfl pu f b th ( paUr vaurtatalag ike klaav mwratlailca. important. s.z:!z:z lluunlrd lrrnlaM l.lat, aa' kwtll la. rnnnl la u.a tr alaisbl lrwalwaaa ' ll n mmt mm rttalrl " 14 tat itr la cdiIim, .... f . V" SmaaailMt and rarrtftlr rMBS waatnl to iKllrll iMrrlvlloaa, TYrH Maw for caclualvo territory. a&bar'-a, ".v TH3 A3CZSICAN 2CASA2I2TS C3.7V 749 Broadway, New York. i ;vr''7: ' ."jr.-' r !. i -i ,M,-h. i t-r Hh mm? Hi 75j inio7RHEuMA e3 III tJT wa Parer-a Crznt KJI K A. A J M. t It .tr:v. Oaaft B A TOT rauM l.buinat QHIDQlin 1 f ORES Nerraus Prostration, Nerrooa Headache. lUonimeaila by rrofe.ional andbnsiows Nenralria. Nerroua Weakness. Stomach .f- v VZT- .na i.ivpr n,..,. Bk.un,.. .m r... rricefl.OO. fold by Dnvrfsta. 'pej.aU.aad aU aflactiona of tfco Kidficya. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Prop's PROTECT TOUR'' HQHESI MARLIN GOOD EEVOLVER no longer co&ts DOUBLE ACTION REVOLVER. a Fortune natia ZlectiHeT, FULL NICKEL PLATED, WillAITID BQCaX U XTIIT SXSrBCT TO TBC 8&IXTII WESSON. For sale by ITarJwarc and Gun Dealers cverrwhore. KaBttfactnreJ Ij THE 1ALTS USE AEM3 CO Sew Haxan, Coaa, 3VT TIT. TINT Magazine Fas Urraae amall raaM. all atMa. Taa erar'at akaaaf n HALL4KII ualirRT, rroRTiva (Ti TiSrT mn.19. m'4 mm. fitor Ulaatraiaa cir. MAIEI.I I IR K. K M C O.. Hra. 1'own. IDEAL-' RELOADING TOOLS U" WILL SAVE ONE-HALF THE COST OF AIVINIUNI IOH. Made for all alsea of t'artridirea which are owl In any of the foIlnwtneV-pB 1 U fl-aor tl.tola: Martin, t'uli'a. itchealrr. Ballard. Mereae. 1 uiUi-wu. f lJ5k -U. . I -. L. . . 1 k a. U -. . . . I . r - . I . r. . I lii.hr. . f I m SHOT CM SHELLS, PAPER AND BRASS. P Cbeaperaud better ttiaa aay other, t-end for mce List of tbeae tools to P- X&ioaal Msmii f aoturlm Company, Box lOttl Ci. Kiw liaTU, to. 1888. THE TilVlES PHILADELPHIA. Cheapest, Brightest, Freshest and Best. Tbe Most Complete Newspaper rublisbed Id riillcJelrhia. TheTlniM I' il.cmn-t wli!c!r rea l r.ew.ij. er i u:.l sti- I in Orinilranlt. !t remler i.re ami'iiic the mor Intell'irent. troKrtH-e- anil thrnty i.eopte of every faith. It i. etuptiatlraliv an I ii4lernl r lit riewsjiaer -Inilei-n.leiit lu eTer thujn , reutnil In nctlai ir." Its discussion ol puMIr meu anil public mearurrs li always fear less and In Il.e Interest uf public Inieirrltr. hou et if i.vernineti t ami prosperous ImluKtrr, and it a now na party or personal allrlanccrlntrcstinir I'Ul'hp .'ut. In the Proadrnt and beet senses family r J gaiicri! iiew-taj.er. Tlif Xi of I le World The TmuhM all the larillt c. vt adva:.cet journalism lor vatlierlnie news Ir .m all iuartrr ol the Ololie, in addition to tha'. ot tt.e A.soeia'ed l'ns, now rnrerlnx the whole world In its sc-e. tnakln it the periectmn ol a ursiirr. with every thlnn rarelully eliTed to occupy the smallc-a spaci. '1 lie 4'oniinsr Tfr will be one of unlreral Vuhlic lnteret in the 1'rlted SUtes. I'arty or vans will perlurtn their ilutle. m prty tnteres's rliall demand, hut the rapidity crowing intelli itciice and Inileprndrrce of the aire ral Is lor tL independent newfpa; er when treat political con flict, are to lie met. Orave problems o: revenue, of Pnnce, of commerce, ol Industry, ot science, of art and tvery phase ot enlightened pnurcss are In constant conr-e of solution hy the people of the Cnion. and t!ie progressiva newspuper Is ever in the lead in every struggle lor advance ment. 1 he rime Is a 1-oent paper only In price. It ain.8 to have the largest ctrculation hy deserving; It. nnd claims tbat It l unsurnassed In all the e sentials of a a-rrat Mclro;xllcan newspaper. Kperlnirn t opics ol any edition will te sent free to anybody sending their address. Snnilnr F.UItlon i pazes handsomely il lustrated, rl l a year. rrkly, 1.0 1 erma- Iially, 4:1 per antui'n : 1 for lour months: at) cents per month : i!llverel by car riers for 6 cents per week : Sunday edition, an linmensequadrupla sheet of VM ciiIuhm. elexant ly illustrated, tl per ai.uum : i cent' per copy, iKiily and Sunday. . per annum ; ;) cents per month. Weekly edition, St tr annum. AdJres all letters to , T1IK TIMW Cheftnut and K.iKhth Streets. riiiLADSxrnia, Pa. FUiiatnr(f A 'reasa K. K. Krhirtltile. LlAVEri N'XITH WARD. No. 1. No. 2. No. 5. A. M. A. M. i: M Cresaon, 9 00 11.10 5 Kuckeil, V07 11.20 Munster, S 14 11 v ia-. Noel. u.m... 11.35 5 4-. Kaylor. 9 24 11.41 ti;. Bradley. V.30 11.47 6.0i LoeosburK, .4J. li.01 Liatih-Sorrawjun. No. 1. No. a. No. S. A. M. A. -M. f. M. I'.lenbur, Mradley. " Kaylor, Noel. Munster, l.urlcett, C'resson. 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VALLIE LUTTRINCER, iimcrriia or TIN, COrFER AND S11EEMR0N WARE taVD TIX HOOFING, Kespectially Invites tbe attention ot bli friends and tie public In ireneral to tbe fact that be li still carry 1 d on buaines at the old stand opposite the Mountain Houe. Menbunr. and Is prepared to supply frt.m a lance stock, or inanufactarlnsx to or der, any article in hla line. Inm the smallest to to tapcest. lb lb best laanner and at tbe lowest llrlnr prices. f r"S'o penitentiary work either mad or fold at this establishment. TIN UOOI'INO SPECIALTY. () Dtin and satisfy yourselres as to my work and prices. V. LUTTiaaSUtjt. iusbum. April 13. issa-ti. SrTTTDTTCrD bT ad lresslns; UEOItHE P I1U I LU llOLnO KOYV r LI, fc.cn., 10 Spruce a St., .New York, can learn the exact com of any proe line ol Adrcrtlslnir In American .Newjapcrs. 4rlUU-psKC patsuptjlct, lOc WEAK NERVES Fancra Cfet.T i vrirT a TonJO which never fil 4 'ontatmxiir lary ai.il Cnca, Uiu-wf roti(t-rf itl nrv atiiituiAlit. it ai tat i. i Ty cures al aUcrvouat cLjrvlcra. MATISM Toirronrn jmrlfl'a tba rat tb lartir aul. whu-h xnakinvorraLui to a bt-alttiy roi.d.uoa. ltia tlia una recuxly lor lilwiiniai am - - KIDNEY COMPLAINTS . Parna'aCra.raTCoirronrp quickly r-tr"r ahe 1 iT-r and lUiUteya tn rfct iM-altli. Ihla curabT i"-wur, c n.bi :irl iui iwi nen tonua, makca it Uw teat raucdy Suz ail i kalney ooiurlalntav DYSPEPSIA ' Panrr'a CuaaTronrorxTntrsnrfwns tba Iatomarh. and qulrta the li-rr- t f litr diarvo t:re onrana Ttiia U why it cures evea Uia wonecaaeaor I'jaiiia. A CONSTIPATION Yunm m ntT Co"TT!a i IXA a cathar tic It i a l&iatiTe, ipviiitr ay anJ calural aotion to Uk; Wk iituianty aurvly lui i Iowa ita ui. 1 OUAIaialUlVtl. These revolvers are an exact duplicate of the celebrated. SMITH & WESS02T. .33 Caliber, uuiag Centre-Fir Cartridgea. x. BEST IN THE WORLD! Rifle. aada. Pariact DHIOGRACUVICTORY 1888. 1888. A Twelve-Page Weekly. The Largest and Cheapest Democrati: Vapci in tbe L'cion For tbe Great rrtairietitial Ctupaiaa of of PinSBDBG WEEILT POST, o TWELVE PAGES AND SI COL UMNS OF INTERESTING HEADING MATTER, o AdJ an Extra coppy FllEE to the Getter Up of Every Club of Ten. o IK CLUBS OF FIVE OU OVEU. 10 COPPIES FOR $10.00 Single Subscription, f 1.23 a Year. ALL POSTAGE FBEPA1D. Tlie comlnit presiilentlal year will be one et the most Important In the history of tha liemocratie party. The W kcklv I-uht will aive the history of the year complete, week by week. It will baa year of ?reat conventions, ot arrest i-oltlical ac tivity in State and nation ; of Presidential nom inations ol a tretnen lously active and aggressive lie-mcratie campaign; ana wsj believe of a s;lurioua victory. Thc H suiLr will Rlvo all the newt. In Its li paves and M columns will be found that eareiul variety of real Inr that tntorests the man of business, t:ie larmcr. the politician, the stu dent, and, eminently tue Umily and houscaold circle. AJJress, THE POST, Pittsburg, Pa. BUY YOUR CAN DEE RUBBER BOOT! SHOES CP H. & CO-v Wholesale Agents. PITTSBURCHaPA. CONSUMPTION a mmm ml tbm wvraa kla mmm t rmlf l lu. mumvm 01M.i Lr It. i b b... eorra. hM. m Rnv i. my tmin ! li. . !,''' two tti.ks rkKa. ioiwr itk . val, Caatat TBiaTf-a mm m.u r.a.m-. air, a rnau4r.aiUm. 01. T. A- baXXia, lal rmri in., nr. l".wctSAI.ESMi;N every where, local and tiavehnir. to sell our goods, will j ay kii1 salary and all expenses. Write lr terms at once, and state ialarv want. ed. SiANIIAKU MLVLKWAKE CSJMl'ANY, Boftun. Mats. vnu paivt TTTNr. THIS i uu uiii a iniy paper aa ale in t"ITT.i--..M t tb A.ttrrti.inr litireau of rREMiiTGTOlT BROS. woo will eoiiirtuL lor aurcmoing at luwts-t. rates. 50 Ufa a ret. Tbe school district of Allegheny township will pay the atovfl reward for the arret .nrt ,,..i tion of any prron or persons found breaking into Iniurmir, or In any manner defaclna: any or ihe fthiu.l hr.iii.rl. .f ...I l... " f J'. J v. iunriiiji, . . HI" ill DKISKKU AlleKbeny tp. Oct, 'JT. ls7. ITej-ldent. SELWYFJ BALL 'SK A Ifin.onrhvri'paririrT Lnol ft.r Bevs. .'MS "uclcil MfMua .la mlltaM-7 plan. iV.vsoIaiiy JE- n..rritl.. i.-..1 f..r rla.,i;ue I- rtn. elr. l C. BISHOP. Hstd Master. Reading, Pa. RUBBER HANDLE. ' rami Life. Almost everj day we are more deep'y impressed wUh tbe solemn duty of urg ing the toys to stick to tbe farm. "When we contemplate tbe fact tbat tbe rural district of ruch a grand agricultural State as Illinois are losiDg ryopulation, and tbat the cities are constantly gain ing the ultimate result of a continuance of such a state of things is nothing less than deplorable. Every avenue of busi ness life Is crowded in the ciiy. Those who make a success must sacrifice much, and comparitively few care to pay the price for emccess. Of all the thousands employed in a great city, those who have tailed hard and long tu achieve success, and by reason of their tDil and painstaking care, command such confidence that their service are almost in Jispeusibly valuable, are com paratively few. The great mass is composed of Dobodies. They are em ployed if employed at all, because positions must be filled, even if imper fectly filled. But day after day they eo to their work, commanding but little more regard than a machine, and en tirely UDcertaiD whether through the whim or teal dissatisfaction of their employer, they will have work to-morrow, or be thrown out of employment. They live from hand to month, in a very unpleasantly strict sense of the term. In (be professionsthere is no room except for those who have signal abili ty and an industry tbat will prompt them to work themselves literally to death. lodeed, there is a most dismal rrospect for even a brilliant yourg man in the professions. A few weeks ago a young doctor was arrested for stealing books, and it was shown that he com mitted tbe crime to get money to keep h'm from starving. Ills arrest and con viction prompted several young doctors to write letters to the rreos. and they all united in saying that the young dec tor, however well qualified could not command a living practice. In conver sation with three lawyers a few days j since, two of them united in the opin ion that Chicago bad hundreds of law yers who were either starving or gaining a living through unprofessional practice. The clerks in our dry goods stores are overworked. In our grocery stores they are on their feet from seven in the morning until six, seven and sometimes ten o'clock at night, and the pay is poor. The trades are full. Everything is crowded, ana still there is a steady stream from the country to the city. It ought not to be difficult for the , vuuog una who at least, geis enouzn 10 eal and wear and has a good bed to Bleep on, on the farm, to see that the chances of success in the city are too few to warrant him in running the risk. We know what the discouragement in farm ing is. We know how poorly it has raid of late years. But this is not be cause of anything in farming Itself. It Is the result of ui-just. and orpressive systems, and these can be reformed if the faimer is true to his own interests, and we believe that they will be reform hd. The people of this country do net propose to be wholly eaten up by greedy i mnnoplies. Farming will come to the front as a paying business. We cannot think that the people of this couatrv will stand idly by and see their republic crumble and our general prosperity ruined ; and these are the inevitable re sults of depopulating our farms and turning our population into our cities. It is our duty as patriotic citizens to mako our farms piy. by relieving them of all nujust burdens. We will relieve them too. and then there will be noth irg to do but imprefs the youth on our farms that a useful, prosperous farmer is a more honorable man than a well dressed or poorly dressed city idler. Toutig Men Read This. Ia the pocket book of Hon. Stephen Allen, who was drowned on the Ilanry Clay, wa9 found a printed slip apparent ly cut from a newspaper, of which the following is a copy. It is worthy to te placed in every newsprper, and engrav ed on tbe heart of every young man. "Keep good company or none. Never be idle ; if yonr hands cannot be ueefully employed, attend to the cul tivation of your mind. Always speak the truth. Mitke few promises. Live up to your engagements. Keep your own secrets, if yoa Lave any. When tou speak to a person look him in the face. Good company nnd good conversation are the very sinews of virtue. Good character is above all thinzs else. Your character cannot be essen tially injured except by your own acts. If any one speaks evil of yoa, let your life be such that noae will bs lieve hi to. - Drink no kind of iitoxicating drinks Ever live, misfortune excepted, within your income. When you retire to bed think over what you have done during the day. Make no baste tu be rich. If you would prosper, small and steady gains give competency with a tranquil mind. Never plav at any game o chance. Avoid temptation through fear you may not withstand it. Eire money before you spend it. severrunm aeut unless you see a way to get out again. Never borrow, if vou cen possibly avoid it. Da cot put ciT till to morrow that which should be done to-day. 1)3 not marry until you are able to support a wife. Never speak evil of any one. lie just before you are generous. Keep yourself innocent if you would be happy. Sive when you are young to spend when you are old. Read over tbe above maxims at least once a wetk. Adultrratlnf. Mr. Alfred Speer. or I'assaic, K. J.. hT ing noted the wan of a strictly pure and a first-class wine. Las for the past thirty years devoted his time and capital to raising the Oporto Grape from the vine brought from the Duura valiey in Portugal, witn the view to supplying this want ; that he bas been eminently successful, the endorsements wblcu his Port Grape Wine has received from physicians all over this country and in Europe will testify. The Sleep of Children. A child should be in bed as tte fowls are, at sundown at least. And he ttou'd be allowed to rise in the morning as soon as he wakes. It is not only torture but an unhea'.t' y mischief to compel chil dren to lie in bed awake two hours to prevent disturbing older people. The morning fiun is the most essential to plant life. A conservatory should al ways, if possible, be on tbe east side of a house. It is equally true that the morning sun is most valuable for animal vigor, and tbat includes human beings. We, all of ns, are breaking both ends of the law. Our eleep should be taken earlier, and we should never fail of get ting the morning sun. I abominate night parties for children. I believe every physician does. It is not so much the exposure and the eating in tbe night, and tbe bad associations form ed (of a high toned sort, possibly) but the breaking into the sleep habit ."Equal ly bad is it for children to study in the evenings. It gorges their brains wnh blood, and if they sleep they dream. I had a little patient of 12 years, who was wasted and nervous, and whose dreams were filled with problems. It was a marvel and pride to his parents that the youngster worked out hard problems in his sleep, such as he failed to mftter when awake. But he came near his fi nal problem. 1 locked up bis books at G o'clock. He must not touch one after his supper. He must play and romp, and then go to bed. He is now robust. You cannot emphasize too strongly the mischief of children's night study. Wnatever a stolid lot of animal na ture can do, our American children are sensitive and cannot do that is sleep safely two in a bed. No matter in what else you economize, there is a criminal folly in economizing in beds. Every person needs his own bed more than he needs his own cfiair or his own plate at the table. And the best bed in the world is a good bed of fresh straw, covered with plenty of quiits. No child should be allowed to sleep on feathers or enimal refuse on any sort. But to sleep two in a bed is a vital damage. One is sure to absorb the electric energy of the other. What we must look for is to accumulate constitution for the child, and establish a stout conservative tendency. Jut American life will be sure to make heavy drafts on him. If he bas no capital he can pay no interest. This habit of sleeping alone Bhould be retained through life under all circum stances. More mischief, as well as im mortality, comes from the opposite course than from any other common habit. Good deal of nonsense is sometimes published about sending children to bed with full stomachs. This is well enough as long as a babe is an animal and has not awakened to much use of tbe brain ; but as soon as a child has come to an age of active thought he should have a chance for light exercise and sport after his meals ; never, how ever, allowing him to go to bed excited. Above all things to be deprecated is the stormy season eo frequently in dulged in just at retiring. The child prefers to sit up, and invariably retires in a storm of passion, added to by the storm of nurse or parent, should be calmly but firmly restrained from all such outbreaks. There is a great differ ence in children about retireicg ; some very active brains grow sleepy and de siie to retire early ; others equally active grow wakeful and excited. Ou a Missouri I'ruirie. The forests of Kansas do not impress the beholder as do these magnificent plains of Missouri, over which we are whirling as these liues are penned. There is nothing vast, nothing awe -inspiring about a Kansas tree. It does its best, I snppose. but it runs so much to warps and knots and corns and cramps and bunions and warts and ex crescences and crooks and twists and hunches that it can't get very high. It wastes its energies in crookedness. But maybe it catches that from the In dian agents. Anyhow, a danger board ought to be put up near a Kansas forest, leet some careless man might step on it in the park. A moment the train slacks up. and down the lorg sweep of this vast Mis souri prairie comes the fturdy settler. There is no snow, but he drive J a sleigh. Tbe sleigh weighs somewhat less than a ton and is drawn by an only ox, and he an orphan. I judge that he is an or phan from the tender, reproachful ex pression that films in his dim and glaz ing eye every time tbe sturdy settler fetches him a whack with a piece cf a rail he uses for a "gad." If the rail doesn't break and the ox doesn't die, the sturdy settler will get there. Iu fact, I think he is nearly there now. This is a great big country. It makes you tired to try to see the nearest edge of it. The longer you look the further away it seems, and tbe further into tbiB country you go the wider it grows. Bless your eoul ! there's room enough out here for the man who wants the earth. He could come out here and have it, and then there would be plenty left for the rest of us. Feed kok Colt5. Young, growing animals need something specially fitted to form bone and muscle, not fat. Corn is mainly a fat producing feed, and consequently is unsuitable in such cases, as any one who has made a trial of it well knows. Oats, bran, shorts, pea meal (where it can be obtained) and clover bay, are the very best kinds of feed lor young colts ; ana the judicious feeding of such materials cau not fail to make good horses, other things be ing equal. The way to walk on a slippery day is to lean forvsaid, keep the feet well together, take febort ste;s and st-t each foot down solid, toe and heel touching at the same iust art. This is an awk ward gate, but it ia considerably more graceful than falling. "No," said au old m iid, "I do not miss a husband veiy tuu.b. I have trained my dog to growl eve.y time I feed him, and I have bought a tailor's dummy that I cau scold hea 1 feel like it." fen &;&kji Ml lHEVERS OF OLD HONESTY TOBACCO WILL S00i FipiD JhJAT IJ LCTG LOICEf, TASJES SWEETER THJAjM OjhjE TO BACCOS, AnID WILL pLCASE yO'S. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR IT, AND INSIST ON GETTING IT. EVER puJG STAINED UE ABOVt cJj. CARRIAGES. WAGONS & SLEIGHS Carriage Making in all its Brandies. Painting, Trimming nnd KErAIHIM'Ci of all kinds done on the SHOKTICST MlTK'E and tbe LUWtST I'laCE'. Also, I'laninit, Sawing anl Wood Turn Inn witli improved loachinery. Also, all kinds of Leavy wiirk done. t'arrlaue'f ralth rhoji;conncted All iarties tructioi me with work will be nonor ably dealt with- All work warranted. 1). X.. CHUTE. tbcntliuri. October -4. Ih44. YOUNG MEN St LADIES TO Wk7af3 B a W LADIES TO LEARN TELEGRAPHY. y t-.otit ;.vi !r Hit Luiiii.'i" mi'i 1 w '.-n --t .Ti'tKT til. A-Mr biluaiit'tis f "rr SHxiRViAN TLEGRAH CO., Oberhn.P THE PLUMED KNIGHT.- For 81.no we will fend, int paid. T0 l.xlra W lite IrarH .t the H'rove brand MUM AIM. .V Ul.l.r., Uoliraonla, Ta. .Ian. 14, 'cT. pespmnoN X bv posaUtiT rmjy lor lk bo dtMaVM; 4y lim mam Ifcoi riAi of cam of lt woral kiitd tvod of koct atn3ia( mmmm IndMd. trot t ray faith In lu ttcavrr, ttet I will Nnd TWO OTTLJDt WUBm t4ctbar wUfc V aL- CiBIJ TftlaaTTSI O iaal dllMM.tO DJ OBorT. tttW etaf pnmm Ml r. a sWdrM. I'M. T. 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Students fitted at Media Acad einv are now in Harvard, Yale, Princeton ad ten other t'ollenes and Holvtehnte Schools. 10 stu dents sent to cllene ln'lvw, 15 In 1-M, 10 In 1SS, 10 In lt(s1. A icfaduatiua; class in the roiumcn-iai department every year. A Physical and t"Ncre tral laboratory , O vruuaslum and Kali UroDDd. l.VOvols. added to the library In IS!. Media bas seven churches ana a temperance charter which prohibits the sale ol all nloxlc-'lni( drln -. For new illustrated circular addre.s the Principal anl I'roprietor. SVV 1TH1N. SHt.- 1' IallKib. A. M., (Harvard Uradual) Media, Pa. DR. HOBENSACK'SO SERVOUS DLBIL1TY FILLS. A ture anr. safe specific 1W wrak- ncss antl debility 01 thc nervuu sys tem, anvl ccncral rxhaution arising from youthful iinpmticacc,rxtCaAts land overwoik ot body nJ braia. causing phyocai aod nirntai - nrss, ion oJ rttemnry and aexitai in- mp. uy. CURES 0L0 and YOUNG. i Price f i prr bo-. firpasi anti I t lrallT Hi-bcnaikck' It-oraiorr, o. UO IM . -A Street. Fblla. bnd lor circul. LAST OPPORTUNITY! F.rt lit Al KXll KMOV To ALIFORSSA. j ! ' rt 7 2 trmm SI. 1.... i Hrirtip lt..ulr . la Hl , I .rlllr III if., . . .-..' Wt9 vi vy VSw&f tyv- pm Msl"gf .M Sa.ai'l.t " " -ilL- Ticket uro srood foraix months, liuii.cd toaixty Uya tv.T i'iiik panai'c with -,uip ov.r pnvilca,rea at pl.-it-iipe vitii;n liiuit of w-tit -tti.!icl i i.Mri.4.4. Siecial oiirmnn irnct lcav.- Sr. I.ii;ii- via Iron St i;iitrii H di'r. Vcl.mary ltlih anl KanaaaCi'y vl:4. JJiasourl f ! itl.i Ra.l-vii J'-bru..ry IVih. I"A11 .-onpen ottl. fA 111 the U 11 Hcii ri':tft :iinl CliaJi inlll ' 11 tirlf eta lu Iiiri Ar..-1-.. S.'i llifo a:-l tu 'rm---i"'-9 1 r Una t(.'tiiUaaaaMiawaaawwawasa Farm and (harder Notes. Salt plentifully sprinkled on tip :Cy doorstep will have a better and clean tr effect than tshe. It pays to keep eyes and earn cr-n ror the new developments of aricuHure. Our fathers didn'c know it neither di their sons. All old, worthless trees hud better rjj cut out o the orcherd and U3ed for fjre. wood. The orchard will look better ia the spring, and it will pay. When butter is gathered in the ch-jrn in granular form it Is never overcLuni. ed. Pounding it after It is In a lump or large mass is what overchurcs it. To wholly abandon a staple crop or rroduct because It is temporarily urj. profitable is to lose one's hold on tte market wbeu it becomes profitable agali). Cows feed on meal mixed with straw cut and moistened, says Prof. Arnold give more milk and considerably richer than when fed on the best hay alone. Cordial and brandy made of black currants are hiving a large sale in var ious countries of Europe, where .ttiey are chiefly used for medicinal purposes. Dry road dust or earth should be gathered for use in the ben house dur ing winter. A supply of sawdust ia al so excellent for spreading upon ihe floor. Large profits do not always depecd uik)e large crops. One may grow aa extraordinary large crop, but the ex, penso of bo doing may balance the re- ceipts. A farmer on Staten island, X. J., has a cow that has given an average amount of milk during the Beason, though she dropped her last calf five years ago. How to keep up the fertility of pas tures is a question that is now interest ing Xcw England farmers, and is a question whose consideration is increas ing in importance from year to year. If farmers were bet teracquaintedwith botany, understanding more fully tie laws of vegetable growth, better suc cess might attend their sowing seed and better fruits and crops might be grown The careful farmer plans his work so as to have jobs suitable for rainy daa on which to employ hired help; but sometimes it is better to give help be occasionally rainy day they will work the better for it. It is not the food that hens consume tht makes thrm lay that is expensive, no matter vhat the cost ; it is the food that fails to produce eegs, even if it Is cheap, that adds to the expense of keep ing lor egg production. After a patient and persistent trial extending through five years a New Yoik man has succeeded in inducing a horse to eat prickly comfrcy. It k now proposed to see if it can be made to relish pickled olives and Browniug's poetry. Lay in a stock of green focd for win ter use Ly cutting and curing short grass and clover, or raising a lot of mangel beets or turnips. EnsiUee, cabbage, late cut grass, rye or barlt-yis good for this purpose. In this country nearly three dollars worth of mi'k, crtam, butter, and cheese together are sold and consume: to every dollars worth of beef. Ttf mark?t for dairy pioducts is practical!? inexhaustible. Sheep here do not pay as grea' pro!: as those in England. Everything pends cn the mode ot management. Our farmers compel sheep to for. while in England they are treated a; carefully as cuttle. Old leather contains a considerable percentace of ammonia compound:. which are very slowly soluble. A gui way to dispose ot old boots, therefore, is to imry them at the foot of an app'.e tree. The necessity of keeping sheep on d.7 footing should not be forgotten. A yard in which sheep are keept should U one where there is plenty of drainage Wet footing is one thing that sLetp will not stand. A Maine correspondent of the Ne England Farmer dilates on the utili'.J of the humble wheel borrow on U farm, but considers it, aa usuaUv made entirely too heavy. It should be etrc, but light, so as to require no unr:tc siiy strength to handle it. Farmers do not fully appreciate tL? value of wood ashes or they would no', sell them to soap men, but spread them upon mowing lands or a; ply them to growing crops. They con tain all the essential inorganic elcoiei'-i of plants. During the past six years the aversz? yield of wheat per acre bas been greater in New England than in any other por tion of the country, showing 15.1 bust- els against 11.9 for the whole country, taking one year with another, and 11 ' iu the great northwest wheat region. A cleanly kept cow will yield swff. milk, with an agreeable, sweet oo"'. and quite free from any taint or injur ious quality whatever. That uci milk is very rare, and this is the reason why the very best purely llavored bu-.-ter is rare too. Jhe grow th and quality of wool, eai au exchange, is always an important item as regards the profit in keenly sheep, and if we allow tbe sheep to f '' into a low condition in the fall, 'tt3 wool is making good growth in order W protect the animal during the victe;; uot only the quality but quantity be affected. Muall eggs are often caused by to- getting to fat. "When you know it to be a Tact tht the hen is getting old, &e probability is this is the cause of tt small si?.ed eggs and the diminution -the quantity. If she is allowed to ouvou will be ie warded for your good will in keeping her by eggs the size 01 marbles, eventually. A hatchet coat in play in such cases. Most farmers do not attach tbe va x they should to the milk after the cre3 has been taken off. There are poss.U- ties with milk and eggs beyono w- x ton of the average farmer. It shot be the aim of every man who gt tsl livinu out of the soil to strive to a dd w its productiveness. 15y attempts a a : .va this direction the proflucnr 'Kirby Homestead" has been uot by Mr. Curtis within ten years. - . ?- IV.. i,wimt frets WOl King Oil ttiia 1IU 1110 a'-" , the dairy has been largely increase" The way touio farmers put up coru - l shocking.
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