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X.M fty Rri oi'iSicna or procrettim ot mny corpora 4w or tocictv . i communication daumed to call ' w tion re ur metier of limit td or individual nar ml must te poi jot at advertiemntt . - Job l'msTiKO of all kinds neatly aad expedlt onalT executed at lowest rjrlcei . licn't Ton lorarat It Pnbltaned Weei-Iy a " ' U-U.MHVSG. CAXBM1A COCTtTT. HI JAMll! U. UXhSQy. .. gaimtttml (Imitation, I ,00 r svBscumos site:.-.-. . Pile rf ?"., ""h 10 n.l-fnce...l....... ..$! yi du If out within S mopth 1 7S do c!o 11 not paid within S month. no ,1o do. II not iU within the jfr..; , for"""" reaUme; out.lde ol the rnutit? jo em additional per year will te cnamej to M-ia on event will the above term be de r.arto.1 trum. mil thnae wbo ilon 1 omnult tnrtr uin intrremji by payini- in-aoranr -uat not ei S,'t tn be Mare.l on tfte mime (notim: Chni who ,. i-etiliia tart, bt dU'tnrtty uudorstood from 1.1, tiin forward, e-ray lor your par.er before you (ton It. if tr.w JAS.C. . HASSON, Editor and Publisher. 'II ia A TBIIMIH WHO TBI TEUTH HlIKi ?BEE, 1KB ALL ABB BLATK8 BK8IDZ." SI. BO and postage per year. In advance. It Y"U uiut. None but w-ilawsiu (io otbcrwixc 1 lia I te a oiuwk-hi k too abort. 1 VOLUME XXI. EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, NOVEMBE1M8. ISS7. NUMBER 43. ilt. ' - IB. Ill Li IIM plk4 11 mil v v . 1 y . 'Jo. B - O i o - h L -O - 3 . i' . 1 1 "f-f (3 '.4- EEC, Send for76-Pago ' ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE MENTION TJIIS PAPER," .V 5 f 7 -v f r -I C'.t cnami"phr'rom Hi U A r:- plnS: t tf tttvliTMiti ih ea- tnirriti-. Ale J.i. .1 n U'i.r, J.'..rn T'.cl.r. 1 ur H.-n...!cr an. a Ciu.-Ur. 15 H.IT V TU!At. lu j our tiw it buu 10 t.?rj-A i.y (imv u;iii'iii. Er iy :-l',W4KR ?TS:5 Vol: S YE.VKH. r. '. flr.-!.r. . A. WOOD CO:ikNY, . I? r.orir icth ft, rh:u.:vipL;a, r. ".w., y ,- K L' f " r-J- . e r- . : - - " f : ' ." Kt! , - i .w f r-" H . i 1 ;J ; , - t , r. 1; ny : a ' .:, si. I lav FcverCATARnH' w ua n.-iu-ni,! cna.iwi. U 1 i5 jUVv S of tht no and throat urn;. .liiTiJiii,r.,:y - WiQ:lA and fnfa.a.d rV't. I "T-CV aV' Trytheture. fL'l S X' ' US.AJ llj's Cream Kalm.&AY-J 'ER A p.irtioie l. appUaxl luto a,-h notrH ai.d i .icree tl.:. I'nce wo mi t lruj,a:,t. ; by mall reitrt. , eU. l-JY ri K is.. uTvi Orernwi st , .New orlc. 5 r -H- 14 corapdtl vi;ull cf nu- j,g E. jmn.ii. TT",P!itMo liiir-io-n onr'i one Sol whi.-h 'lak'.iow'. !-d by tr- uteli-jT1 F Joul rnv8...n to i..i ta.) i-.inp j'.ut r ' tl! j r-lU4 hero.'.l rc'T..(J:.. k-ii u ni-a.CJ;; Wwr.'jnc?. It. -?3 w.-.Tjui 1. .'. :vt? ee ' J Le) niroiiir Titf rr!i rotinmrtlon.g, Wf awawaaBMBBwaawaBWwBwaaVwBwa)a aaawakaatwaawawaaawkvaawawawaw, j v-i a 11 1 11 a 1 Ipj '""ral'-ii,. :;r.-,!.i K l.otinia-9 1 Mfti-n, !) jnfM Step's Irt th" 1 t t aj u ; l3 '1! 11 ''' lT---t' ,i,.tij.? 1)JS., I: y ir 1 - !-t ij c-.t ' f o--r 'i C; 't 'a u l t..s ' i .1 ' (..' 11 : . 1 : ' I f-'. il )-. a. ii rftd r.- t rr.tf. . bi -'il. f 1 1 t :j 1 U 0. -VJ tA 7- ifj i..--4 1 . , j . . i a. . 1 1 . rr:i c v . ! by r.li T fl '.'"'' ' ' 1' .'H" i -r l.fl-1 .;:'t(Or I p,' i t:--i.i:u l;:;.-h i.: itiortcc? .! STia SBHlBfi Mlob HIGH STREKT.JiJENSIiUIIG. I'A. J- 1 1. GAN'l', I'roprletor. oeat Ld lnr7;'la,b"1 -""'. KverTthina atj- " r I ana Iikst. I'rlce- Krr n HCLHAN'S K Hf. PAPALLEL 18IELES ! "ir-n'lr: . r" '... ir-ln wanted " J iiMmau o,i'iti;w !1 1 " 5 r M ; . r. f- t ..1 -.' V.' -ITnt')-!. p. c. I I flnGiNIA FARMS FGR iS.Vl& tlf" TT' '' 1 ' '"': lini'l.y a-n.1 .. l-J tt;;:or irta!.-.c M.t...: J .- 1 rr r. f i K . irl.v,, '. IU KSTATE H'.wv,i.,.;U,i I n acroioanipd u-iih c. 7,-" rj" ! fiurtuiu? j4jan'n TKerJK i- . ' y 'CT ! ore ift,rt tfiatnit . r" ,4 w-!-.ill tnrtriw. frtnutnl ct T , x& J!Ji i lM.il of Mdo.-l. MMtl lJ--'.iA& "rXV( Troyal .:? 7k N2 Absolutely Pure. Tn tK :er ooror Tirtci. A rcarrel o: purity "trentn nl wnolci0meni. Mara cunoinlo.l than tut ordinary klndi. and cannot to (old In c.iopontlon with tht sualtltade of tht low tet nrt wlKnt, alum or ph.tpli.ta powder. Sold ii'&yoA1: aAl," rowo" Uo-1" " tki OftrkirkMnnuk, CURE FOR orp,: LlTr, . . Ullioaa Hradaeat. rny?T pannM ci.Brt. WWUUl I! Kl iwt3 Trraf( Kffrrvrareat It Ij certain In lu e:Tccu It 1 i;"nt: In tit act! n. It I paUie.ibl to the Mute. 1 1 con be reliej uivia t.j c je. and IS, earn by Mflf:?, nc. by Outraa;. ulur. lto'cot take vluient jrfc&uv.j your. clvt-" or vuur chil. w- . f r i. v .. " , .rn to t theia. alW:iyt ?PH3 ' thu elegant pt.ar Mikil tn.roill I -I i.rrmrjtLiia X.Z;D which hat tesn lr mora DYSPEPSIA, rfe . . Thaw nlflt 9B I Kjii rmr'ti-riA. i.w ! two. rtw -i"iti.r rjt r. in-Fr mi.-:.s. ri'.tibur -. r. Sep. D3 rvptiwri ASTHMA - and 2 ARRH : - t" REMEDY. SOLD BY ALL DRUbciSTS. Hilnir (trustTcd :o yf-.rf J rrtreen IIIa t'sj death wltr-AS r-HM . nr f rl l'H-iH. imie, by euuoeut pb Vr.oiAut. uud ro.iviji no Le&cht. 1 wm Pinrpllrd durlr.ir the l;ist rar r n: v tll tio(tn(it tulnytluT Uu. aa,!Hn:liti;aiipic for lirrulh. M.v -ii.'irlmra o.re bi ird description. In dep:ur r iixr;nimtd r"r litv'ti rorrtw.tir 1-ln-r r."i. nr;d i:rrbs urn Inhjir? the iucj:oine tnu J.:-lrr.. J I r'u-,;ilrU- l -.vvrred till 1 whMiKKti'L ri'i::-: kuk atu.-.ia. and A 4'A IC If H. wr;"-.! liri'ih(i,)nlQ3. torno.isr, ur A Si MM A 1 TV yi K mimics, ,f that 11.0 fitivi i n 110 iliiwn to n -t'Rrid flteji ruiiifi.ri.ii ly. - eu-e rrad ue loiiuwl.is cndns rulexir ion liciu ucxiiiciicd tf-LiUiOul..ls all rf re-C.nt.lHte.- tilier V . U. Uninw'(. S in Jr.e t;l. writes: "I Ond tlio l.uu.e iy )l an 1 vrn m.ire lhn repre sented. J rf'vi 1 e I list. 1 uia neoua ronri." K. M. t :irr.n, A. M. Wnirrn. Kan.. uritM; U 1.9 trr:ii.:.s l y eminent ihMriana ot till coun try un l t rniiiny : tni-.l ll.o .ilniita ot diffrrent Si ne cuthiR aU T:J relief like your prti ar. II.. r. ' K. O. Phelp. P. ?!. Crl-.-. "Mo, wrttei '-Snr-f-rd with A ' hHia u ) er. V "iir iu!icine In 3 tu inun ilotn iuor t.,r inp than the iiKt eminent phi t.irl.inn di.i for me I n tliree yfari.' 11. '. I'l in: ptnii. .Jiiiirt III., wri'": Soni Ca tarrh liem .,!v m oik-i-. t'.mr .t ot:il..nic without It. 1 rml it the iisiyrl valuable u.ejicite 1 ba.'e ey 'r tried." We iiuve many other iie.-ty te.tliuonial of cure or relief, and In onier that ail uljorers Irons As:h nin. t iiiarrh. lUy i ever, and k ndre.l diee4 ruay huve an opt ornitniy ot t unir tl rtln ol tho hmr,H' we wltl -n I to apv ad.1 res Tl! I A Is PAI K AC. K FlttK ii I II A1K. Ir ,our drttir Klt tail tn keep it it nut permit h I iu to nelf yon eoma wurltilei loiitatton tv hi.-i ripreentiDtr i"t to jw! fftoJ. Lm eiHl directly to ui. Write your name uod R.l.l'e ti'4l:tlv. Add;e. .1. Z1.MA1EH MAX A :.. PrnX.. Whideoaie lrLi itp. Wuoiter, Wayne t'o.. O, t'uil siz box by mail $1.00. June XI. l?S7.-ly. mo UND E ETA KHE, Aru! MDufactnrer it iVaier In HOKS ilHD CITYKiEE FURNITURE! AMD HlHKrK N I lis mr a wui'iafatti l. LOUNGES, BEDSTEADS, jSiltattx 'esses. &c, 1GU: LLEVKNTII AVOUE, . ALTO OX A, PEXX'A. tirCit'ZTS i f Csmfcrla Cour-ly snrt nil iMiHr w!-l.ii,g to 1 lire I a Sri 1 urit at FURNI 'l l'I'.E. Ac. at lioctht prices rr rpsu-cllul!y invitctj to aive tis a call I'fUirf bulnit le wlicrc. (8 wh are- r i fiiient II at e can mee-l every want ar.tl p!ea-e -ver taste. l'rl"fs te very lowest. t 16-"S0-tt. PATEWT Obtained at d all P A'l ENT I I'SIXEiS at tendrtl to U ( lit)I)El!A 1 K EE Ks Oiir tH'rw 14 i. 1'itriti tf 1". S. ra!--rt ('. tli"- fcf.li w' Oatl III lin IKfelit 4 lt I..J4 tlliiy irnnthoP rnvt.ro tri m WASHINGTON. Srd S!()Ii:l Oil 1I:AV )N!i. We- i- V N H. to pa l 11 r a I t it v trie I f 1 I ;il.V Dl-il we .: !;- No ( IIAla.K I "NLE-.S l'ATKNT IS sf. i"::!:i. We ret.-r.i, fcr.', to th. I'l-'tn aiteT, t!; uut. i f Mi.i i-v )-.! r D;v . r.ml rr tr,e f f.i c,u. T t!ir I" r. l'.i:. !:i t!v.i-e. Ft T ri.-ca-l.4i4, aiiv:ce. it-ni.4 111.. J r?. i i:Li'a to actual clients ia your ovu. S;a:e nt.te to C. A. SXOW O. ip. I'alrut Oli'.c u hlniilun, I. C tov !fs-. .r! cabr -ii Tens, TtjicrkaSiiip SBurainiij. tvir.i.ti;i KAr.i: N.?Jiinil? V.'oi Halitino-u .:rr. . itiajora, N.i. i:.'ir:h aniiao, .rk. 7 f;.;i-1 6 v y ' J laa ti 1' U t. f I . t . . , 1 j , .. .: , tll , - .. , 3 : j . 1 1 r. 1. 1 1 ; I r ..... ' i : . . . l .-..... ... I . O-. TA ? "4 - i;i.ukhi:kry mo.nev. Hve dollars f..,r thorn l'la'kbiTric ! It a very nice litt!. sum," 4iid Jame-t TiinijM-niiy, rubl.itii hin wrinkled hamU. "I.Vtlrr jrivt it to ruo to L"-p for yon; Jiuttw.. It 11 only g-t fritUTt-d away it you .nt it in yotir'p'irso.", H.i!ji TurnjKMiuv's Warning face in-viV-untari'.v f-.-ll. "I.ur, father, I should PO liketo k-p it rars'lf." -n4-ns, lvmsi-ns ! You'll only fejxmd it,' frrijtled Jnniti i 'k iu-t-i a lu-tv alpitca livs for Sun davs. f.ithvr," plcitiled lUt'.ic, pitcou!y. : -Vaniiv and veu'.ion of spirit '." rruafct-l J.ntiofj. 'Tlit. ol 1 iv :i is plenty 'viol -n.t';h 1 I do believe all a woman tli-nk.-. of is die.s.4. iive it to r.ie, llatrie 'ive it to me! I ll ki-c it for von. And oi.o.' it's in tlwbiiik, it'll I.h.- ilraV. in' tv ntv-rivc Cents a U':ir. Oalv think of f-'i And thus sneakini. old Jhim Tura pentiy pic keted the tive-dolkir bill.: :"Eatlu-r -"' ''w d.n't ti?iise .-uioilH-r word. II.it-.ie; I know w ual's riht and j.niiH-r, butter thin yo-.i And it's inyoouivlen duty to tr:vh my pal t bo s.iving iu: 1 ccoii oiiiiai.'" Ilat;i Tmnr(nny went v.r to nor r.x;n, ut rvo'isly picking 10 pieces the ;et 01 bin.- kllkspnr which hhe bel l in :.T Laud, hiic :t mist ui ler.r-i oWiirei li.T eyes. I n.it !uiile at her trouble, frr dcr.fzi r.s t.f M avenge ur s stte-. t. To hiTi that tive-dol'.Tr 1 III re- presented .is nv.ich, uaJ more than the i .t . k4 y .-'ur fill her draw i .r you to pay Ma utioe KiiKllc-ouio-ice's annual bill tor :! .1 i "s, l-'ivmh hats, and t-.-uh line j.ol- ' i:l!.':S. did want that ft!p:wa dress ro nirrh." .f-'il ed H .'.iie. "And lh. old one ish" tit to vet-.r. .:;d I aru the thabbi.t dreseied t;.i"i at ir.ct-tif.;." . And H.in.v .iit-d afrisli la tuiukofall thoi- n:e!i:r loilin- d.ij -t vh- l..vl sp nt in th-Ll.t. 'ib ny pasture, jratherins the lrmt '.vt-r-s pro. eedshitd been s d-liber-; ti ly. eonrisciitc-d be her lrii:tv-lieartvd old I : he rl- ' While, be!oTr t-t.-.'r. S,i!t. Turnpenny Htmled ;i!i;i!v to biii.stdr. "I i.ev i crazy t.', sri; 1 they've got, thjs'o youi lo.':.s. s i I..-. , s 'id," e.iid r.'M. T!!r:ip?nnvlV v,,:. v.:s s!a::-l:'n r i,..r .simd.iv caps at a t::' ly ll.e wi-idow. -nil yd hits' lan.c 1 it 1 f i .-if." "Vv't wninen ar r.'l rllV e," .T-r.-a, s!::. .tiv. i.i-.f r,.-rr.! e'.-ss he toc-k lh-j five-tlO -Mi! iV.ii: thf l.w.ir.iw.-r . where !.y i... put it, and re.v.or-! i: to ..; !!. o: !.;., j c-cket. -i j.:tv'il v :t i tO '..T is t :n. i.'i c as ever ted ll i .1 1.1 V It;s 1." 1. -itia'.i:-" i .' -if ::.er. the niiT.rn so'k v. i:l hai-T ;;tss. I'd teci it af.mv ui !h yt 31 v bej-j til! I ) ! the h.M.k," ' ' t ruady tj " "i h- " irr. t -v.rX si d .1'. c V rort o!'-.i hi.-e. liviite 1 onl bv i:V,-' Wiail wii: jvr, and thtr?, Wet-.Tpth the fo' N of a e.d.-'-.i.ii ooi .'ii .-'lijin-t. t ttat; had .!o:v4 beeii urcd Jr -iii l.iehoid fcise, i a.,;-..r 'J'ui ..; e;.-y p.,; il.tf L;Il. - . "aatli-v," h;d ll.iltie, ci., ;.'!- to Lim me :i.-xt i.jv.. V 1:1 .tl r.iv - the .:. ,r,v f.:..' :iys si r wi.i s..l t:.r ' V A lire, t" jr li'T rr ii.i ':r. ttiat Sue I::,s VK Onlv for flee ! i-.us.ai..' I e;..n make it ov.-r so t't:;t it ..ll.-jc1!:.iliun r.-. I'o. f.uh :r." sir. b.nH'v nay Iyked this way n:.d t..a . lie v, ,14 a ioier sxi heart, tnJ cou! 1 ... ner l::ive pirie I with a drop of h-s h:.-V;,,.:,.l thnn to ive t:p th-i live .:.jl'ar 1 ill, n r.v th-t it was once within bis filll. h-H. "I I i-an't. Hattio!'' muttered he. "P..it, father" -I tell you I can't. I -I'to lo,t tiio money, .o there's an end of it." 'h tV.Ler'" Hittie bur-t out ervin?, Knt htr ti.trs only ii;ade th.e td.l i.i.tni d ir."; or so more ob.-tinaf r.n.l ro:.tr-rv thuaever. ' It s i:p and down sinful to hot ov.e'a heart ou liuery iu that sort of wav," t.-owL-d he, an ho .shambled out 01 the ri!.it. Mrs. Turnpenny tKk that f?r)-rial eveiiine to np in thf jrret w tli mi ill-Miieliui kerosene lamp in her hand, to investigate hor i.toresof beddin.'. 'Tt-csu-i," 5: id Mrs. Turnpeiinv to hei-si-If, "rf t!:ere's any new .p;i!p t .".. jjivced or 'cMisifortnbbM to be tied. I d U-tttr be a! oi.t em. Dear ran ! This old blanket ain t ;;oo I for much. I do declare, 11 it ain't nio.-t riddled by the moths. I gid-is it'li I e a vharity to Lf and 1 4 oilier 10' ks, V. r.ivo it Ui Iloli.n Morris to luL into pi ttyer.i's or her twins.-' So s.yyin, Mr. '1 urnpeiHiv c.ivo the. blank-i u iuorous shake, and T out rlut tcli d .1. file d j.I.tr bid 1 . . - . . ; ' . i..e 1" said Mr.. Tvinipeutiv. "If th'; ain't a r..,rilar dUpen.s.tti :i of Pro vi 'eii.v! .luat w-li.it poor Uattie wants' !': hfr jtrcnadine jjown. How ever did it come iVr? Well. woil. iir.din-a is k epin-a. and I il j;. r.sht over to i'or tune s a;;d barn 11 lor that ere dres that Alice tire ! of;' And Mis. Tuiupeiiiiy went ehnekhiisr down stair. Saturday morning came, brljld nnd eir-y. ivlt'i a darzl-.sg blue k v o veni- a t, th ' c!'ver 1los,vo!!;s and wT'd rcs-es'ic-fri.sli.-d by a recent rain, .ml thj v.lK!e sir viol w i-.h th wLiifitie of . the .roiiu.a an l I kb 1 Is. Mr. Javier Turnpenny was j-oing tj t'i city to the Lank. An I ll:it'.' n.ti fr. iii. t .0,. will, a b.:sket of ., a ne.;ti-j..uke.l .jar of b;i;tcr. and a pa f.t .spm-.j: hiekens. Mr. Tiii n pei:ny rbri'ty er.ntrlbntlon to the wicmi I xul. -(.'o.v.e. come, h'.irrv ep!' "Wliat ar v.e wd:u ior?'. itiipatiently di loHnd. d .la ues, n? ho at.'-od ; i jtr-p., . - LJ!o : hl.l'u; - I've j.,i.-it Muf t!.i:u! Juet ke..p mi co 0.1 old Ml. wi.ly.'.u. I'..t!y, h:l I run up sta'iv.'". Aril w-ty p.'lte-l 'Mr. Ttimpenny 'ai'tf the tlv.-.i.x ar bill. Hut t.ie ri e-l...;iar bit!, lis we kii AV very well, wasn't there ! hown l.o au;. a.'.iin, tuo sleps at a t'::i.-, M-nri. t in the face, aii.l divm he I ;t;i perr,.jr.vio;i. f'.it ti'f. 1';.:: i-! Where are von '. "W.'iv, Hattio, th s ain't n-vcr vi..; "Vt-fsit i; I. f.-ther.'' 5aid H.i;I, .s.i.W -i ;md i.impies. "In my njw d,-oe! 1 1 1 . il. y ou iie it '.'"' "V..,:r - !i-.v-ilrfss:" p.tfvcd Turn-p'-iii ;., 1 pin his U.v wita .1 vtrd-,u-..? hu..ia p.r-k t.! ndVrJM.-t. . u i v ! r in the name of . II tlu do.-j, did i ' t it .'" 1 i i-;.t it or Alice r.rt-me. fatar. And M. .1. r ir;ivo 111 the i .mi .-.'' Vcs' i. i .-d rotiii-.ttab!.. Mrs. T irn p ii'.y. e I. n bad j.iJ brouul.t in a !.,:sk- t or p -a t .-'i- il f'.i -ii.'in r. '.t ns;i rc; ul.ir v. itnlf. ll. that m.n -y w.is, .? ...e s. I v.;.iii: a iiimnii'.cin - "up in I'-pgjrrot, .-.11! 1 f n:vl it in the "rid tr..tli -eaten !i.ii i:el biim'set that I w.i2r .inj to "ive l'i t MorrlV h if--. Wasu't 1 hi ky ?" ' "If y.-.-i w;.. .is w i.sj uai a . r,a tit and 5 lil.rml -,s ..- 11 dot e." lie nmru-r. d l.el Wee-n l.i.S teeth. ' .hi-ni tvoiueii folia would ;c-t th.- best i l'iu i : ' And tie: Iei4"klwrTy money crime ans:i!i.l to liaxtic Tunijeany, after ail '. Why Inxa tHe Needle t'uiat Xorta ? If t s-vjus absnr I that th- mairiietu needle, ti i: ii.n.1 n i.irh no : .or has .lare.. to I-.l e Je it t ler l-Hll nines, NiO'i;. ntlli l,f sni'l ,nl : S::.-dery; , : li,-,es it i a furl. We ;.r n..f u'l.e 1 . :i-,r:iti n t!ie need!-- port's nortl:. but do no! know lb e.i i-e ra v.tiMt. ib:a. wf lio k:. iw is th.t Mliel! Uae.I otl a a kvT j LLe u.e-aic ia m-jcL aJ'.'.'.'-i. J AMONG THE PRINTEHS. Borne Interesting lueidenti of Ufc in tliw CuuipoUi-Kootn. Junt an cinch of the humorous charac ter as has ever been gathered together and published by "funny-inc-n" jpadu ates trom ofMiijiosui-ri'.ns hrw been kept imai the t4lunius f newspapers lxs-ausi: alter the htui;h the jokes created they h.ivo buen al:i.ot loro'.t.-n. but u f"iv of the ilecidcdly rich thin thiit have b-i-n 'Vt otl" in co:i:jjsi.N-rojrns hy the men who have reputation in their tpheru art workmeu are well wurtii r tordin. While a well-known foreman of 77i AVu; luii 'xf L'oaip..-an4-i"toin wielded authority there me twenty years as' -lie now having a post at a foreign htatinn ruder the iroverninent - -he was accre i It ed with riuiiii the olfic wilii a shorter allow unco ot typj than any other m in a.s a foreman would have, thought possible, or would have had trie t.enerity to do. 1 b was ecu-ti'.i.tly bt-rii-sl for "sorti." and his policy was invasion of niiieli vituperation piled up".n bis head wbmi he v.a not present. O:, on:- tliy a ".sub" in th" oitice was s vn, towur 1 ti.e end of comjsition hours crawl'ne ab .ut the flo-.r and tii.-kin ? up type. He was asked bv the joker of the ro jui : "What re you do"nj. Jack ?" "I'm tiyin to et typ's enough to fmisl, this 'take ;' that's w h:.t I'm doin," fcaid he. in rathi r a disgusted tone. "Well, wii.-.t srts do you want? "Wlr.it are you y'.oit of 4 I want s nne h'.s." ' lo ov er there under No. - W frame, lie's an Ktt.nlUhu.-iu. lio dro tu.-ai. ' muj the cotiiiortable reply. . This K:.e loiemau was somewhat partieular as to the care displaying in . ' '.VI"'' n:i'' '"n'3 very ii per- plcxed at any time it .1 bad division was mn.tc. an oilease in any o:H-e as a mat ter of iart. A "com p." new to th o:iee had on his tir-t ilav's work divided tbe w or j tonu?, .loins it thus - tou-i'.ie. The proof on which it occurred came under t!ie "old nian'n" eye, and as tSe "slue;" irave the perpetrator .away, ho went for him ti:m: "What have yon pot in your mouth?" : thinki:: to c-du a point ou the "coiup." by his tusiveria-j; and proaounoiu the otr-nd'tv; woi-tl correctly. "Heh." yii:it have you in your- month. lr?" ''aeibi'-ky, .vr,"' v.-.ts th j!2raiv.-.i:i uiswei-, ag 1 the foreman, . mth ju.i "i.-.''-V'.d out." r.-tire 1 t .1 cc::; V t l.i:r..st-!f tn in J ids, ia the - -r.erld ;a that en i"o 1. : - - A well-know n fore:n"n of a hlrj.. Ntt York liewspap.T sj:3;-osit-.r-rr. an iJ tbpuph au-t-r- . iuiid 1 tho o:'.i.v an! favoring r..'-.iy. an l a dc -i i.i.'.iy r:o-l f.-llow o itsi.J was very ! edcTa tj uet' j' k". w!i""( li "usUnUy par-Look of rr"-.ier ipra.-tic! nut tne.' "s.-rne v. am .'.io -a'l jyliapel'' pivvtin wi .hell ta the tjUe.'S teju of having too inaay t.,iniv-.-liis i,n th-' yjn.T, anl a com e.lite.'of six was. ap;Hit,-l t . wait upon fie f oiviu-n r.::d. try to jjft h'ni to cor s -d t3 r- lo -,-- t'.i? -f..r.-(t.' .A-petttieinan v. ;.-!l k,nowa" aiur ne St-.v York print-rs ii .s obn t-hair.uau of the eomit.itte-j an 1 spokes- -tnan, a. id !.-.; au 1 L,s :i i--j..ia:-.-.4 ivait-.il iipf-u the "o'd in in" z: 1 Mat.-d tae c;L.e, s.::.ine that if the force we.'-. r.-l iee l tii.fsr l-uiaini:! coiiid uink ; a .U-i-vnt Jiving, w heu the XoUovr'-n i.vliotiuv took place : IIow La any too many men do yon think are on the piper?"" "We have considered the matter anl think ix is about the numbr-r." The tornian glanced with a twinkle in bis eye from one end of the committee line to the other, and said, with a wave of the ban ! across,: "Well, you nix cau go," and they were discharged. Tlie Miiumlitr.iuaa ilmel Cler'a. Yon ?," wM the clerk, "one of our r'l el duties is to answer questions. A :hln yo 1 are-iu the habit of doin? rdl tli ti'ii'!E-on bef-otneR almost .iir.o:p.atie, an 1 von can do it while your inin 1 is really on oilier thine. IVopl. ,i:k tire .;mie ipieslior.s of a hotel i leric a hundred times a d iv. lle-r,uick!y .-ts tho an swers dowu to the briefest pvsib! form- . u!a. Tln-se be rattles od hi a pi 1 funct or uninteresriit--war to all in-juirers, iniluditi' newspaper men. Tli news' wvrmn ?.-t an idea' tii.it tiiev have not leeeive I sulk-lent attention, a a 1 im mediately jump to the conclusion that th- clerk's Abstracted manner is due to s..;f-4ji elt, wben it is .s'mi p!y .1 result cf fcv.st(,:iv.lia ij his work.". "Titer j a itr ii deai in this, but tho fact remains. -lint iu fooi" una -countablo jn.nsner - manv !i h.itel clerks, and especially voun ' I'isor') the idea that thev a::er:" v.-.?t ones, a c m.se ueiee in a corn'ntiniiv. an 1 ibovo the nii -ssity wh cli other buins., rr:i lii! I 01 bt-iu' civil to ad omers. I saw o:i" of th-.3 iioil'-iiiipoi'taat lads beauti fu ly tak n doiMi by an ol b-r and uiorj e-p iiro.l in.:n at an uptown hotel a" short ii ,! ngo. The youaj man "in cjne..ri,,ii han.iles taj mail ot mo l.iany distinguish ; I sia'.esmi'u that be ijuite to-si !ers hi-iise'l" one o: tlr-m, and feels coinict-.-nt to pitr-.r.ue any ordin.irv : people wl.O l.id in hie wav.' A v.eil knort n a- aator of dysrr.-ptic di '.thesis anl ttu.-i rtain temper h ii- just arrived. The yo 11 ciir"; beain.-l o 1 him w;Ji nil th'i ki:. 'lity-.t of p.-is -n:tl' ru-tr-l. in p-.ire I a:;er his h.-n'th. an i "woun ! np or a-Vin1. in a rttiier lond tn-i ryf vo ce, when lite states-nau'i wife and riao'-hti-r would re luni .t' lKa. Tho 6en-itor turn . si on -h,:u witii a 1 ok tii.it just tlcsol.Ued the siiu!'' ."n h's couuieuan.'e. and drvlv. Inn loudly, anew, red: "Wei!, Ill ,.-t you know in fi.if--r you ta make the tires in taeir rooms." " - . riarct aad Wattraelea. ' . ' Clir.it w:n i-rt partieuiarlr objection-' abb if poured into .t vra'ermelwi. It as--Biinilates with tbn juice of the frnit verr ni.-oly. Onu lxitlle is, p.-riups, a'-Bii'-; dele. icy, ,-''.i 1 vou tenia in; lira il.iv.rs-, that Of th- e-. a . I .;,..t 0f l.. . ,a It is d-.ne 0:1 tii .rln-inl of te;::in a" salad; you imr-t u-s ju'-.t e.n. i-:i oi tl,; condi-nents of the dre-ssine 1 that vou liuie rrtt a ;.a k of each walncit a-'v",n pr. don.io.-.im-. Th -rei'ore o.ie boti'eo: 1 i t.; ,s e.:o:i-;i, it Ji.ui-at. !t.-, thi-. a .-;ti:v.-; Louie of the be-t tab! .- ,:.,n-t c.ii-s riTh.tps f-i-hre v.-ats r.r .1, v.d.i; - a wi.-.;!.. of f'.rei r rhttn?eteij co s 3 or i;.o-e. Min pe .pie pr-.er th" w;r. -r-rn- lo i wti:, out a'jy. :id-i::lo:i i t its tiiie. (rt'iers f.iv .i- w ;.: t t'.ey call :no '. ra pr iverne its. Th1 reai -requis::. s 1".-..- the en oyment of tbii j-in l iruit is dii:-: :m i a hot. day. l..;t the meiou under thes.' cinditi'-n be taken trj'.u iia bed 01 ic .aa l tatoa. It is souieihliij tit for ih Rapidity 'l KvuAatlon. Attempts to deteriaine the ppoed of thouzbt have liot-u made hy lYof..vr I--.nder ot Uln.cht, with two instru ments, which he calls the n."K-iua.taciio-ierr.pa ami the noeinata honiet r. lie u:is fouui thx.t the bradi imii-t a-n. f..d-.(fi. .f a i-eeoad to pro bice .1 single idea, but this time will probably lie d; ".en to vary w ith rbtlerent I trains. " Tor the cyv to tv rive aa iiair.rirssi.in nnjr. .077 of a cond, and tu ear ucfbi.l I .of afr."cond , t pprerii4U- a i-r.uurL the fc.-tion of tin rv tfwg ntaily twice as rnrlJ r.5 liuit c! tt 1 nr. HER LAST KUNt'rt.u.. '" Sle Sell Fruit U Printera, lt Vor lTorseA L'r.m iler if ubaud' IIear.e. Mrs. Catheriie, O'Connor, who in 'AuiitvV to every uim ::bul the ii'jr.a-pap-.-r oiaces, from the lo.ul.s of the tusim-M ilepurim. nts t the h;t printer's devil iu the couipo-in;- ro uus yolerd.iy nlad" her iir-, appearance Miiee. Saturday on b -r ' Id r ijte. TJarty-iivn years ::jo, wf.cn ur.ty bin led at" ("astl'j fiar.ii-n, she !i id a nearly husband i'i Timothy ')'Ciii'.!i.r r.n I lour tine children. beide.s two that had died in Knlaud. V li st bbe ke a liitie trait, broad, cake and candy !lop oil K.si; street, but troul'lo camo and !.- !i.s 1 to take her clock 01 iruit iu a haiket and around to the newspaper o'h.-es s.-H":ii; it. The children died hud by on--, and seven years i,ji Timothy, who u.,e 1 to clean collet in a f.'liir Mreet house, became sick and n -vvu- could work afterward. Aunty kept the pot loiliive w ith her fruit pedd'ine and little 0 i i ji!H o i sci ubbin j and w nsuin about tLe oilier. . l.asi Saturdaj- Timothy die 1, and that was why Aunty was missed fro.n her usual rounds. On Tues lay he had his funeral, and ,1 -d.w f hou-. st j! ide dilut ed the v. ii !ov Ir woe ia Aunty's lace its Biie lol l about it. "I r -V tiiiin rdl foine funerals," she pui'L "all o' inu four chil ler, but mo hiLsban I s it was toe tiuest o' the lot. I'ida t y-.-i see it'.' Why, Lher. w or. four horses o.: th; hi.-ar.-e. ail with blaek jduuii k, a .wavia', and ti:ert wor as many as e doeu trria;es a-iollowin'. They kern up out o' r "rnklort -street, an' wtut roan" to Spruce, an down to Wiiliain, mi I ba k through l'rankfort, an" then to 'iiath ti:t s'juaiv and Calvary Cemetery. 1 couldn't b sali:;ed, sor, unless I f -it I'd dot; tjy duty Ly hi. a wil his liinerr.!.' Autity visits nearly all of tho nerrs p.iprr o.i'.ces. The foroiian in tho coai-j-o.sin-' ro-jia o! one of t'10 o.'iices tp.ko coarsely to ucr once, and h. lias nevvr been ihiie since. She eitart:. at the busin-'s otliee every ait. -inooa wliii her basket as f ;J as .she can carry. It jrrowi. li.4l.ttT as she s ou up ti.rou.;,i the editori.d and other dep.utaieuts until fin. tily the printers under the r.vif empty ' it for bee, ae.d she oes away to till it up a.t:hi and start for the next'o.'iire. S"he hes known all the newspaper men of the ci'.y for a generation back. Iloraee .ir-el-y i l-.er favorite, "tie nlw-rs us i.l to be iia;py,"' hhs aayn, f r. body iil-.j- a-.e atjie to ;et I'.io.i'f for my-" .self. Ab. tie wor a ide.5 man; I always J.ked t o i;o to the 2Vitiu.nr when he vor there.' Auaty ha I to tell all her customers yesi. j i.ty abo.i the funeral. 3 "We.1, Aaa:y," she was raked, "now ywu've j.iyen all your children liae lilne.-l-i, aa l your husband a grand one, who's V''; ' -' :-" ' up.a fui.crai lor- you when yoa d: -?"'.'. "Ali. Co-I v.il!, and the coo 1 neiirhbo.-a that's aroa-j. J me. Nivvcr h-.ir La: liif.i I'll U'-'t -ia -ir.tiy uaier the k o l." "Cornea a aureeaxful riij.i lnna. Tbcrn rir.- lr.O f.-mri! physiciins ir New York ' t"-d;y, and the "number ir F.rooklvn and the surroaa iin-r citie (loubl -s tii.it. Aiaor tbos ii! New York City there are ou'te a number who have incomes of 10,1:00; two or ihr.-j inakt yearly aitais lauiu froiu S1,",0W to ?-d,-0 an ! one has averaged forth" la?t four years a steady income of aU-yXO. lr. r.mii.v blaekwcii is the .'resident 01" the Wou'.zn'i Meb:eal Ojlleee and lias besides a lare practice, the has adopted children an I makes a char.niuijhccne for thoni. l.r. M.my I'ntnasa J.ir-.dii iias a larjr; clietite'.e and roasull-s with the fsret male pkyoiclaiis of tlie city ; indeed, more tli'.tn one piiysician lias a reg-.ilar femaie c .nierere, t " w hoin Ii-s reeom-nien-ls some of his p.itien',s to po for special i)ur-'es of treituieat. Several of these female prat titione, s tire hou-j physicians to bo-plt-d-i, and the I.ucretia Iott Hospital in fitooklyn is entirely oiiieercd by then. Soma women phy sicians work iu partnership with each other, amo.ii; whom aro iVrs. Uliza M. Moslicr atui Lucy M. Hall, of Brooklyn, and the two sister doctors, Sarah and Julia McNutt. Dr. Sarah has charge of tha babies' ward of tho Post -Graduate Hospital, rnd Pr. !u!ia lias founded a training sciiool for nur.j.-s. lkth are physicians in hi fh stan iin and h tve a lare praciiee, e.-peeiailv amotv'chil Iren. Ors. Annio I 'aniels and" Kate l'nrxer ara .both women oi intiuencv an 1 of the .widest roaeliin chanty. Ir. Iliiiib.-tli C'us'niur is a celebrated anatomist an i yet is a .sinall, fciniaiii.e, ouiet-voiced liid-a woman, i'rs. Lo.ier, I'o.st an I h nice are all well known for goo 1 work. With out exception theso women ar.j quiet, weil-bred, gejitle-innnnercd and sot't-v)i--.d. One lone'y youn woman whose physician was of the same s-x niid a short while ao: -When I am homesick and misa my mother I po and ta k ten minutes to my dear doctor and come Lowe i'iitc happy again." Tak the Proper Rnlh. Th-rc is a nuaiber of varieii- of hath at ea-h teaiplTJitnro. Thus, it thj entire body i subinei-eil, it is a fu:l bath; ii only luif, it is a half bath ; if the feet only are immer-ed, it Li a foot bath, etc Sivri5'nr the entire sarf-iee is an easy and'convcjiiont m a is of seeurinit most' of the advantages or the full Lath," while the trouble of the Lft-r (expense also) U avoided. If eel I water is used, the skin is -:imulat?d and the nervous svste'u re ceives all tfiei tonic eiKe ts to Ik "had from Lathine;. Tne shower b.it!i is tniU niore euiniU.ttirer t- the nerves and skin. If it is old, there may he consideraiije risk 01 ki.is nijury. This is tree ol all t'onui -f . "eld'', I Kill ii. No ono .with lieen, 'rated .heart or arteries iioul I incur the iLin-ers of th; cold it.ir oc "shower bath. ' The first -tTect of the application of 10! 1 to liie FkLi is to CTi a si.clen contra a of rl! t'." S:r.;i.i tj'.oo 1 .: the b!oo I in U'.on tlie tfieis drivmi ntr.il ot-'uns. An a biition tl -train is thus pl.n-,! upon th'. v.--els of th- lun-.'s, br.tin ia fact. of t.'r wnole interior depart meat. I f their waiis have been weakened by disease they may trive war; arKp!e-y or rupture of n nn -urism may f.)ho.v the injudicious application of cell bathing. Wrote nnriiwarda. A wntleiuan in Wadiin''ion. nlio Las had l.tisiiiees rel.it'ons Willi Oscar .1. Harvey, the Treasury, fonrcr. tells an in tirestius -Lory o; Harvey's peculiar si. nature. Ho fay i!i:4t JJarvt v, in inia las names 10 cfi.-cks and o;b. r bulnvss papeis, invariably, wr.tes i a. ! v.ar.l, l e V'iaiiin w ith the word 'i b rvt v ;'" be m-st writ s the letter ".I.." and tho'u fTjtnen the name .'near." w l.ich be u rites backaril. b einr.inir with ;!. p it-r "r." j h- trenti. mail s:! s he has m t-n ilarvi'y siun Ids name iu th- t way more than a tl' ..:e;i times, anl thirt r.n rrt-Ji rn-caMoti tlie net wns aeo,iiipH:.bf-d with the ntpid ity of liLttjins. it l-'ein ' d-tir.!y srj.parcnt that its owner bad been iu tn.- habit 01" writing it thus for many years. The business man once akcd ilaVvcy for aa explanation of his peculiar iini:iuiv, but Mas rewarded only wiih a s j he f-l a Vii'.i" itT- bile oi ih'i lie ad. . - A i THti FAirt. VVlmt Tno t ool. Will bo f..r at S-.enp sM of roruiture. The third day of the fourth annual fair aiel c.t o.siii.,11 of the Wisconsin Indus trial association, held at Iiacim-, attracted the lare;-.at attendaueo soeu at the fair S-.-ouads this year. There were, nearly ten thoiissnd visi tors n tlie fair in the cour-e .f the dsv. and the epoitioa is the most sni-ci o-sf Til ever held here. The sensational feature of the day was the marria-'.; oi Jab-" Uerestorl and Mary AuKus;a"V.'eb:, who were wedded at tho fair -rounds. ihe assiiriation oller.rd a prize of a V ) set of furniture to anv couple coiis.-miii" to he married at the "fair, i.nd V. re-toil and las betrothed rcali.ed tiiair oppor tunity to achieve fame and a luraiiuro set, at tho sune tin, avoiding tin; cus tomary fee to the parson. The marriu-e took pla ; in front of the grand land Tit 11 in the moraine. A platform was creeled, decorated with evergreens Hn 1 f-urmonnted by a gilded yoke, from which depended two nooses of'ovei greens. The improvised sanctuary lo tkal like u fancy gallows. enrar ceowds hu oaihlrbd around the grand stand in anticipation of the event. Shortly befon 11 a bnvis ban i beiran to play dolorous tijusic 01" a funeral-march fctyle, and word was jinked that the conplo " was en route. .The rrowd increased till nearly ever bole on tho grounds was ia the vicinity o't ibc. grau.l shuid frying to get a ii.-.v of the happy piir. The band r.lenud and chan-ed t:,e tune to a lively air. s Juluv. and .Mary Augusta drove tip iu ou open carriage. 1 hey w ere trreeted with cheers, and with great self-nossession '.isse 1 in front of thejrrand stand to tlri plutfona. Jaboz helped his bride up the steos, and Isoth btriu-k attitudes under tlie voke. Miss Webb is a niee-lookint; voune; woman about twenty years old. Sko is a blonde, and has a pleasant lace and u naat figure. sho was quite prettily uresoi-d in purple velvet and while bilk, surmounted by a heliotrope bonaet.r She cmes from Antioch, ill. lie Las a g il -humored face and is preposicssiu-' iu appearance. His costume consisted majklv or wuits 'kio'c.'otcs.. TLn ceremony was perforineil by Justiea lleyersof Itacino, who h:;s ouiV .one. arm, bm he tied the kn it as well aad CiLiiCiy .ii n he Lad half a dozen. jVoez piii.ctn.sU- ! tne nasi sentence with a kiss oa his bride's cheek -a kiss Oiat could b il'.enid nil over the rroainU. The os cu.atiou was the sL-niil lor a burst of ap plaus.. r.nd lomt cheers, aaiid w hich aad tno foiijratitlatior.s of mar.y weli-w ishers ' -Mr. and Mrs. ii.-resford "fumpuJ inta their caiTiaw f.nd were driven awav. 1 l.o set of furniture w as sent aft -r them and Jib --and Marv Augusta havo t"h -sati.staction of ktioV.iu their weddiu-' :.h more largely attended than ever ccle'ersied iu Wisconsin. Chicj-jo IIcrulL VThere Are tho Manly Uoya? Cart you find mi ia any of our great cities a me.n y boy ? liso, he is an exception. V.'here are th roj-stt-rlnc youths of o-:r carlr days? U here the Loy who detl.-d liie police, upset ash barrels, raced arouu I the bioek, l-:ave,.l l ull ia dtdiauee of authority, climbed trees, tlr-w kit. a. plaved marbles, wrestled with each other hy the hour, hid hearty r.ppetitej, red cheeks, sturdy mus les and dirty hands? You can't find them. There is no such thing in existence witidn tha bounds cf any city. Your Loys now am milksops, with "lonjt tail coats and dud. collars that hold their chins in air, rins on their tinkers and jewels cm their shirt fronts, pale, weak eyed, puny iis'.oi, cijarotte stinking machines. If in tho Tory heyday ot youth, when red blood shou! i pump i-hro' I ii-.-ir. vein- 'i'i tUe vivr ot en avalanche, if when sleep -luul I besweet nnd restless occupation a coatinuous de si ro, they are rlabby muscled, feeble kneed, lislluss ?s to maaii.-r, anln. the manners and fashions of the viie, what will they be when aje settles upon them and the duties of life confront them ? And yet these are to bo the hnsbr.n Is of our girls, thes ? etTeu-annte, puling, monk eytied babblings are to l the fathers of our grandchildren, whoi. vet -a are to tdiape the di-stinies of the republic, w hose faculties are to bo the props' of gruut tjuterpr.aea in years to come. The New Vcroloa Fall. FInt. '"It is true-," said a ntl-man to a. Journal reporter, "that there h.r been a falling otl'iu com pan I with th rl-.tnun-l when the revised bibl tirst appeared. Imt there has not been such a labia' o l as to warrant that statement. There is a steady sale and a slight increase lias begun. There has never been tho eame demand for the Kiblo as for tho Mew Testament in the revised form." At the rojms of the Masacb'iseTt r.ibl Fociety it was Maid that sixty copies of tho Kin.: James ver-ioa were rtiil sol I for every one of the rmi'sed. There was a tendency to criticise tin chanee. which makes a less detimte uistinctioa betneeu chapters. Thu price of the old version is also lower, an t an octavo edition of th,. revised Kible Selling at 1I.0J is no better a book than that published by tha r-oeitty lor seventy-live cents. "Th.it statement is strictly tru.."' said Mr. Vphim, a book dealer. "i"ho re vised version has fallen il at. It has "mt leen a loptd by the. Kpis.-opal clergy of tliis rountry or ii Kt-itland. It is not want I. Itishop Williams hit th mat ter rightly whea hi. s.tid the revisers were si) saturated with ;re.k that they forgot Iiow to use their Km;iish correctly. The :aing o! th- work b is beon fro.a the s:art aVase of bow not to do it. The work is too expensive, the type is too small, arid it is fithrwis. uuilesirahl?. We li.u e no deniaTi 1 for iL."' "It sells ii-y alowjy. in.l-od, with it" " wnf th ait-ver at tie V nivi r.vdist lnbiihinff lions'. "There. lia boen ,sot.n4 little call for the revised New Test iie -nt, bur 1 so;- ue.thiae that indi cates any smcir.l u-; oi i!v roook. '. lMi-)'l Jouriinl. A f,rai)er in a Ilia; !ltcK A granper from Indiana . strayed into one 01 the JarT hoteie, anl paid iie'd like to stop uiilit the nibt-train went out. That was iust Lfciore the dinner hour. When meal lime was amiouueed the man from Indiana advanced to. the counter aad asked where the bink was. 1 knew what be wanted, and waved my hand in th direction bf tho washroom. He" Htart.l oti', ;it..d in alxut a minute 1 heard loud lauehter from the ptople outride in the nvridor. Ou looking out. I naw uiy country Iricn I busily engaged in wash ing bis face at the U-itiking-fo;mtain. I liasteiie J outH t inform him that ho bad male a mit;ike ; but ho met me before I i4iild i-..-nli the epot. Ho presented a ludicrous Me.Lt. The w ater writ- dripping fn:u liii'fiat , head and band.-, while bis. hat, coa and veft, iay La a heapou a thair' ucar th fountain. V -W bar do ye keep yer towel?,'' stam mered out the old fellow-. ne of tiie. portPrs then took pjtr on the fti-ancrer nud led Mu to tlie piact . wanted, wir-v Ji niil-i;i bi tCil't. ORIGIN OF PucolAR PHIUSEa. S euy Weary, worn out, mil of o;-ts, f Saxon sold re," weary, sate!, sick. 1 A liat or co.tt is terniud "seedy when it has become shabby. A m.,u is s -edv .Tter n rebauch, when he loks aad lotds oat of sorts. ' n-!-rt .ViK-nVe A Tdirr, freo liying, unblushing liliertine, wiu. com ni its tho most, horrible crimes without int t compunction. It is n character in d. Hauurier's drama of I)' A u l.etv (ies adn.ts. His aeeomplici; is bertiaa I, a simjiieloa aad villain. Ti the ?to,eV, or 7'o Wn'h the ejtoie'a In former time-s in lln-lau l, tlie lawyers used frequently to give in terviews to their ciitaiti- iii the I'oun I Chur- 'n; and 'wotlk tho ro.i'id' meant loitering about the hound ( hureh, un der thu hope of bein hired for a wit ness. .SVe'--1 Pc.-ipl; -Pretentious pooole ; parvanns; nobo lies w ho iiy.umi In si,mebod:e. '1'he nlii,iou is to birds, as tlu. ppaoock. which sticks up its t id ; tho turkey-cock, whiclt sticks up its l'ealiicrs generally, e.. to add to its 'nnprtaaee,' and .tw ..loan' tnta.goniits. 1 ij-Vai i'l.is word was into the llnetlish language in editor of the Annual leegi-v year descrioo 1 the battle of intro Jae.-d is or Tho that and bill. or .yum. in o iiienliotic l a natt -di wiin-n he sail 'in 1'ren -h military j.'iiia.rol:.'y is called a j. iiti-.i-.s.' I.. -It. tiiis (mould be lnisuu 'erstoo i he inserte i ajuot noie tjstat-j that tho word meant a j)!atforii. P't-lhvi Shr lli-iht Fwf Fernai-.? fine of th- additions of Pythagoras w .s this: When stretching foith oiir feet to have your sandals put ou tirst extend var right foot, but w ie-n about t 1 step into a bath let your led foot enter hrsi Jam biichus MVS tno bidden meaning is: 'i'hat worthy uetioas should bo don.) heartily, Lut buo ones should La avoided.' VcmnrcVze Oar own Dr. V.'cbster seems to bar., coined this word. Prof. Lyell, an K letiis'i audior. iu his Travels in the I'nitetl Mates,' says 1 hat when ho was iu this country lie tailed upon Web ster, who, in reply to tpiestious, MH ,,, bad 'only coinv I one wor I, t.'m verb to demoralize, and teat not for the dic tionary, but ior a pauipaiet pu"oli.iod ia tLe last cci:t ..ry.' '..ill Th verb to gall is a metaphori cal allusion to the ir.lpL-a.4ti s;.i a .j: . l ird -:-m:. y-W ,-. ir.e.i tl. j r.o: 1 i the doi a of a-i imlle ieed bird. I The i"rc 0 h iis-i to ; n niais, a iict in.', lo si enily on-i a.;dy .railed. Too Italians us-s thu word pippiou-, ft y m pi-.-e -o, i 11 I ha same S'.n-Ji. We liave horr-.wed. tho lat ter, am usj trie e.or i m the cas o! a lll-.i car :o::, i.u- ". i, j li.ts Leca da'el at or lm v t a -r I'r.uc. ! Pi ho -Tho sl- lti'ioii callo 1 ine - r. w tic: t: p:t MJ.1 sum .11 to pabh beaevo. your ti . wh us ot truu. list. 1 e v 1 0 a! tv at: 1 Mil. 1 ai U tl rj- load tl 1 '1 '11 1 . e:r ai. u pin- IV ::.tl . ape ! v ets !, li t- ai.'-; 1 I to lie i.l.no ii.ce w to the k uiuuts who t!o caterad a ';7ir- idles :;'. .. intemnt-r.'- -Literally oai wlio s ts or ; a la iter; a last, iveic'c-s ..-.; -is iit. The teitn orieina'.- e I iu t :;:i! j: 1101 a lew year 1 a,'o, an 1 was first apple- 1 to a class ot m.-n who pro fessed to Lu journalists, anl who obtain ed, on the strcnelh of their false representation-, free dinners, drinks and other favors. They were styled 'literary bum mers.' The ter.n 'bummer' !i ion had a general application in its reference to tint loa'mg, d.srepata'oio ixiea who iuteat 6'acieiy. 0 V. f'if Ci'-riier Troperly ''jiteuo in the C'crner.' The queue is the sea! atlix ed to Lval documents 1:1 l'l tnce. They were seclied bveausd th. y w- re for merly at'.r o 1 to a loop or tail (i ien- h queue' v, Id. h dependo t from tho uiich llient. .II.' teal IS ll'JW pi:., ed ill i! 1'ile l'.er of ihe deed iltoli. but is s'.ili ca le 1 tlie queue. The "ij in tlie corner' is therefore, the most important part, as it r.iti-ica the w hol-j contents oi tho docu :a . nt-. .V'tu-o- ll'ti This -is a phrase applied to Jin "-of -battle fihlps, eontrary to th-; usml rule in the iloelish lai guaee, by which all ships are feminine. It probably a-ose Irom the historical laet that 'men of war' were heavy armed sold. era. A ship lull ot them would be called a 'man-ot-war Kliip.' In process of time tho word 'ship' was discarded as unneeessaiy, and tiieru remained the phranj u Luaa-o;-w.r.' rTivl .C'le th VarTTotsptir. in 1 Henry IV.' L 'A, apologizing lo tho king for not sending the pnsoiicrs a. cording to command, says' th.. messenger was a 'p-opinj iy' who ma le him ma 1 with li s unmanly way, and who talked 'like a waiting g-:i:iewoman of guns, drums, r.a-1 v.-oim Is 'iod save the maik!)' mcaninj th it be himself Ltd been in the bi nut of battle, a:id it would lo B id indeed if 'his mark' was displaced by ibis court be.ttet tly. The whole scope of the speech is lost sitrht 01 by the ordinary inteu priaaiii.,1 'May the. scars of my wounds never bo cCaced.' viod tavo iuy tears:. !:' -' ?! Many an improb.ildr story and dibiic -i aneilolo has been falbere I hj.oii '.'diics' boy' tlarinj tie.) last bad century, Iir pioplo who have lillle tho'ieht tliat 'Mile' boy' Jiad om e .1 real existe.'i'-'. Mr. Loliins, in his 'lli-tory of !'... Mington' ilvVij tells us. that .it the b 'uiiiu .i ' this century, Mr. Miles, h s pair b s j-co r.-h and his n-do ibtao ly wero the otily appointed aeems of ro.n r.mui : tio i between Pad. button and tho -c ity of London. V : a, to j-iarner o "ti In a ..ri4 . 111 I cHpving more tbaii toree lionrs. and. to hejune the time ut r.Mii: places, 'Miles boy' . who pr-snm-a'.ly act.-d as sort oi 'gu trd' to thu coach; to; i Uies aad played tao LidJia. IIo 111 iii't Count on lic i't.-.r.te-. There :a a vounjiman divine in fo- 1.1 1 1 , r t . - I a:.: o. 1.00a loj.il ,ig lyliOW". Wll ll.ts a w.etbcart o;it in the country a few aiilics,' anl ho spen U two eveningi in eiery tii .se iu her society. A lew nights r.-.o Is:.- stayed to the usual l.o ;r, an I as he pay( out the front door lie discovert.- i that it was cloudy an 1 dark, ile did not relish tho idea of walking borne .-done through tlie gloomy nibt, an 1 hinted a iro.nl deal to get an" invita tion to remain, but it was not tortheom iiie;. ll.it the young man was .j.pi d to the cmerg ucy. Horn.; down the steps he artludy contrived to s' p and fall g titiv to t'ae ground. Thereupon lie quickly set up a tremendous pro:jniog.' "ihe rusa worked admirably. Tha girl vcte.uned and the men cam.: srv.l cairied toe youg ni.-m teni"ily into tin; house. Then h. was as-i-.te 1 to iind:cs.s and de posited in tno spare room. He had baielv bevrtin to chuckle over the sue- j icss ..f the frtrataguiu w h -u the t-iil's iiiortier put in an apjiearaiicc, aui-.l ,vtlf a l.iustar l plaster a to. .4 se'i i c. Tbis sin iiniiieaiiat -I v i;ro: e e.ied to eta;. Oi I he young man's shoulders w lie re i.t in. -, iiliously located tiie damage to i.. Ira in-, l'or two morta! hours t.ia woman s t-by the bed, and v;is 11 satisiie i till sh beheld a Wi.-ter an in.h de p. The young i.aa i': nc v ieierui-tl. SCIENTIFIC- Comtresse-s wet with a dococti.wi of thirty parts of valerian root and 10J parts of wuter are used bv a French- burgeon in dressing woun.Ls. It hastens tha bculing, relievi s the puin, and is esiocialJy val uable in deep seated wounds. s 1 AcvOF.niNo to late pawrs by Professors Julien and Uolteu, sonorous Loach spends are far from being rarities as they wew con.sidertvl pome years ago, as. tlMjy ar already found in seventy four "American and thirteen foreign localities and tho' number is constantly increasing.. When suddenly .compressed between the bunds, musical riot.. are emitted ljy ''.ose ssndi the pitch rising as the quaiit;- Ls dimin ished. " Cast ikon pulleys can he laggod, or faced with leather, witliout tho "use of rivets in the following manner ; First' brush ovor the face 01 tho pulley, with; acciie acid, which will in a short time' ra-it it and give it a very rough surface ;', then ' attach the leather to tlie face of .the pulley with a cement composed of one,-pound of fish glue and one-half, pound of common glue Cooked in alcohol and w ater. i Tiik diameter of trees is said to vary not only from Summer to Winter, buti from day lo day. There aro larger from noon tilt twilight the next morning than" from twili'ht until noon; tiiey are small-' er iu Winter than in Summer. Water and the sup 01 trees expand not only in proportion as they rise above, but also as they go below the freezing point.. Low temporature as well as high promotes evaporation, and the trees "evnporato from their branches in Winter', and fcs the older the weather the nioro ihey thriuk. A wasu of one part of nitric arid In ten' parts of water will, it is sdd, impart a ' ttain re.s;mbiiug mahogany to pinu wood., that does not contain much resin. .- When, the wood is thoroughly dry shellac varuiah will impart a line tlnish to the surface. ' A gla.e of carmine or lake will produce a ' rosewood finish. A turpentino extract of , alkanet root produces a beautifull stain , v. Inch admits of French polishing. As-' piudtum, thinned with turpentine, makes an excellent mahogany color-on now, wood. " ' . Pnorrssor. Thompson, in a roront lec ture, informed, his audience that the niiir-' ni.tie y .vl; is now near Lioothla Fultx, or. nioro tin. u 1,'eji lulies w. .st of. tlie geo-, gr.?r;hiejl" pole.- 'Ih lboT the magnetic p-i was ti ie north, it hiring Wn east-' wa.-d before tlnU-yuji. ,Tiioi it began U) m'iv.1 westward until Islti, when tha maximu.irw.'LS roiiehedv ThisTs no bo ina stndiiy diminiahed, an i in.lOToat will again point due 'north. ' Professor Thonipsou says t'nat tlio changes w hieh ' will havo been oi.-sc-rved n it oniy ia thf liireciiou. but in tho strength of this earih'al , mogni.-tisiu, w ill show that the sam -ausa which oriiiinaliy magueiia.l tht earth r ' still ut w ork. t Tub odoriferous1 molecule of tuusk must b i'leomprehenHibiy small, when wo ar.. fold the particles out. grain of musk had, in a radius of ninety feet, dis-' eneag-d in one day. No microscopical power has yet been conceived to enubla the human eye to seu oui) of these atoms, yet tho organs of smell hav tho sensi- ' tivwi'-ss to detect them. We cannot im agine tht ir t-mallness, as it is staled that t thu same erain of musk underg. yj absol utely no diminution in weight. A siiiglj drop of the oil cd thyme, ground down with a piece of Kigar "and. a littlo alcohol will communicate its odor to twenty-five gallons of water. Haller kept for'" forty -years papers perfumed w ith ono grain of ambcriis. After this time the oJor wits asstroiiga.s ever. JJord -navo lias eval uated a molecule of camphor sensible fx the smell to !:,L'o2,oSb'jOJ oi a grain. , Loylo has observed that one drachm ,of asattfeetida exposed to -the open air had ' lost ia six days tbie eiirhth part ofona grain, from which Kcill concludes that iu one miuuto it had lost OJ.li'Oth t-f a eraic. A "o.s k third silver alloy'' is much esn- ployed in th- factories ol Paris for tho . manufacturi) of silverware. It consi-is of , 0:10 third of silver and two thirds of alum- ' ilium, and is worked to great advantage', by mason of its low price and its great , hardness. Il is more easily pre-se l unl engraved than silver copper a'loys. An' alloy of 10'J parts of aluminum and live parts of K'lver ditfers but littlo from puns aluminum, jet it is far harder and ia ci'.p ibh. oi assuming a higher polish. An alloy consisting of hi!.' parts ot aluminum and live- prirta ot silver pissossea a very , remarkable degree of elasticity, and has, therefore, been recommended for tho ' man u lacuna of balaneo iprings for' wntcluM. An idlov of e-qual parta of 1 nluminixtn ajiI fiifver rivals bronz.i La hardn-vw. - - - .Th plienomenon of twilight is da partly to refraction and partly to re.ooc tion, but chiefly to the latter. After sun- ' fret tho nun still' continues to shinw oa tha ' clouds aud upper stiala of tho air, just as it may I hi Miinkig on tho summitu of lofty mountains long after it has distip-' pearod from the view of the dwellers on the plains. The air and clouds thus illum inated reflect back part of the ligfit to the ' fairface) boneatli them, an..l so produce what w-e call twilight. Immediately after : f iiu.sot the cloti ls aro so fiighly iiiumin ateil a.s to l able to roflect an amount of light but little inferior to tho ali res t light of the Mm. As the sun t-ink lower, less and 1- its of tho visible atmosphere re ceives iti bgbt, and so los.s and lists is ro-tlocu-d, until a length redoctiou coaaot and night ensui. A i a term 4 ki vo firm in New Jersey has for several weeks been turning out counterpanes and pillows of paper. 'o 1 manilla paper is usesl, two largo ehoeta being hola together by a slender twine at iut.'rvals of three or four Lm hes. The twin is gutnuiol, so as to hold tho f.he-t-. firmly together where it lies. - A hem is placed on the .counterpane t keep.-it irom tearing ; the saf-'tv edge is conivy,ed nf livin... C.truamental tXeii:is are s';irjj.o-J" on the outer surfaces 01" the covc-iw and ca.,ess giriu them a neat, attractive tp- pe-iraneo. . nen tiieso con.--rp-ino and pi'iloty-cas'M lnvonio wrinkleii from 1 is, th'-v ciui en.-.ily he.. eiiV.-.tiiei out. with a hot tiatiron. l"he coiuucrpHa'a can b;. left' on the bed wh 01 it is occu pied, and in cold weather will bo found a warm covering, paper preventing, the e'.-capo of boat. The new nap.-r bevicJoUi-, ing is 7ocon!s per set, ana will - probably become js-.pular. - . . Sismc interesting paniculars are given by M. Lseall director of tho important' works ai 'i'atuaris; in regard to the employ incut ol blocks of compressed ci, in liea of coke, for bl.it furnaces. With the 'br.".s of tho country, which aro argilo-' Mlicious and email, the quantity of ctn prest! fuel employed is -o iau- cent., hut, with those ot (otka or Pihaa.it ro.T h.si regularly 3'0 per cent. It lias bt-n found that by liae oi these blocks a much higiior temperature pi hot blant is obtain.-. 1, and that tho proi-ortion oi combustible con sumed enke and compressed coal in clude.1 st ton of pig-iron prodiiel i h-.s than with coke alone. .M. Ieal! attributes this ns-ult to the quantity ol water, li per cent., contained ia tho com- . preserfd coal blocks uasf by him, as well as to the nature of the volatile mat u-rs The volume of gas obtained per tou of tiiQ compressed futl ot thess! works "es eein :29i?t. - ' - L t r IT: : Er" t-.-r r-. E: r-. tc-. r K t. I:: e r r.- . c... t-. fr. t" I;: r. - r. a - e. r..- I r . t t - IT ' f r..- ' I t. R : 1 . t C r - I: 1 n 11 oa 00 00 11
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