( Advortininjr -I I ntew. ; - l i. !-i.f t '' y ; I ynt rn, ciwtctt rttryrr. c- HRii Kbekhhw fommrnil n In t lTomole nn FMerutf'.n .lTrrtier. wh- farrf will t tjv wrtwl t the ftliowln low rt : H V r ,K A. . F . i ,h i.- ii -i.. Jv 1 Inch, 8 t(m ...... , f .-tl M 1 ' 3 mnr.U'f 1 " f ni'wit n j (r. 1 " rr n 5 " e montbl t.Ort t " 1 le!on " f inmtli S 1 rear n.frfl W f'l'n ( noDtp lo.rm H e merttbp yr H " 1 yr m m ' Jmcnihi ....4" " ir rva I jpir.cff 1tir.. t' Inrertinn lue. pr 1B ; vti Adinln:-irt'T r ncd Yv -nt-ir's Notices tK A a It'oT' Notieet . 'trx ati(3 s!mtlr NrVc l.M fin f ai.jWMtrrof imvr4 r mlindiui i tnttrt . JorUTioI til k. Bit; EeatlTtnri t tvtAW on?l ejeroted tt lowest i ri-M. Ion't jot forget It. n i o i .-; !'t v e i I KS. ija O I . . . , t ., : , .r ! 7 ... . y i ncn th . i . ! , :i I -a r.h.'n the jonr.. . .-a ' f :: r itiri' v ... - .v. t- .irr t. ft - . ore Itt. I t ,; . '..n 1 -V 115 it t'1 T ; .. r- fun- : not . - i' ' ! ie i .! - i tiif w ' i. .1- f -'! I '"' o 1 I CI .11 -pc p , f f' p . : pn Sht. JAS.o. Hsofit STd'tor and Publisher. 'HS I A KT.SVVAS WMOH THE THCTH MASKS FRKK, AND ALL AI1K FT.ATK pwTn"'- ?.BO and postage per year. In advance. VOLUME XXL LIJLNSBUIIG, FA.. TUDAY, AFKIL 2S, 17. NUMBER 15. it & IB 1 it 4 i it 'I- M 111 I If ll I! ! I f. ! ) .,3 O -1 . n Hi- f -I n TV Hi N "IOM THTS PAPER. th 0,000 Tionr: noon AntiilU.sELLOCK rtlSW BOOK. A 1'?-' Book -Tr-T Prr.MTTn ,i" rn rflj'.ial of -: . - 1 " l ' SlC- l S..iv.ri., in V .-n.r'.c nt l:"v:ii or-av Vol. i f ov r 6j0 : . - ', i .-ni.liy l.Uiscr ;ited by tho Ix-st drt.sti in ti) SIl'UlB FACIUVINfU. .'. t:..-.. rs r. T-l -i '. ' .! :ti t!( I. . ToN . . U-t- irf. i i : r ilir.i. n' sW. t.'h or ,'4r - - -r'- 't f f 1' : r-' :'..(; I:.-:- c in r.1:.. 1). tec l l uf ii.t. Rn 1 ( is'nr-j of ;m'i!t of tlif V . S. ' . . ; t '.-. tl:. r w itn .1 r.'-n;,.tt.. ri-i ;-:;,-ion f the T -- U ..'-!i.S 2n-l C '.:). 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' .y ; ,ir s i t-i 1 lor -it.' ' i ' ' n. hti-i HH'i'TTT to all i" TTaoti Co., Cincin-ti, a r-' b? m 1 ! V i : ' i c -..-... ,. a -,v! ,;.( f nu-j : ; it iv. . 1 .v t:i'; ine li-r J ; , . i : . i, ;.iu i: ' u . -J : -1 f. k-' ti ir.. !! V j f:3- :- J ni-i.T. t?rii'ht'- C i .,.- i Hi"f n'. lri- 1 1 I . I hr.w f i.iii.liint nn.l :-t ; i I l:isTfof the ifoma-ln -):; J ;. . . . T.rt:..C:t I : ' !-'"- !''' ,1 ' ! i ' '.f I.. i r if .. li.- ) I M , I- uiMm Eure-en, iitcr. 'J I Btxl SS IMamnntl St., lMlxiMjrib. I'n li . t. 1' i U : c 1 !'v t r. y I mi I M. O.lk.rKon. ex- ! . 1 - r. r n a. I i: e rr.ncl 1 t : ! t .1 ' ant! '"l I': .r- t, il .,!!.! lrn Hill.'.. ' ' : A i'i.'i,..; ti r t'...- Hnroau, ;i. J. i;s-. k -'. t !.!! S. ret :r o v r-;Ut; . r.. i rinj dr fir- ! .1 'LP5' SfL r p-' v;-:: V i 1-. A S3 AbcoSu'.oSy ure. 1 I'.V f. ii trifir r I or purty. 1. V c- i- n. ii i-' o ' ' i ..;. f. . U - v a t. (Aiii.stt lvwnieii Oo..ltJ rmimm. lp; ? t ., v rgt r--. -'-' . .-' .-. - f. 'X ''!,' 1 f-::i ". don't cnr rTls?Ti? bnt nifttiTT.atitm. hut :t ctitI iti.it every time, it curt J f AMI,. Pn-.:. I."n. i-TT. Vr. 't HAiiT'rN i'I itt. Ti. Vnn. lir.v I! If IS-mun "i . s:mm .. Vr .Vi.m. Wt Mrmrri -:v. " ' St . n-il.l.;:,hu J F. i-.WT .N. (' l.-n N J M.ts. Mary C.riio:. M..nt-wr", N. J. t': o7 Mki.. M ' -'.. ii I -n-int- . ; -n- j .o.C JL nn.tirf anJ !! b I r4' irk., p.p Tr r I r I.o! V- f-r-l:. i . i- i'n...- - i -i . f riM. I ; - .ti. .il r r i - ..,!.. l.i. t o- ( - :l 'li flv til-' . 'I ! o' ! o . ! i-. t ... J I ; ... e v J . -. t j I H 1 1 . f:f, i As..-?: i. i ns-. ' ! r.'-.. is.-,. Ail r "llrta", L.i-i t-Strong-, V--;i C-.sv- .. 1 and ..7-.'. - c .- .3 .-' . , . . - v. l.l -.1 " Y - . i : i . . ' - K',r:.itrs 1 1 : . ... - -1 .- I ill oil.- I.. j ii 1 i-tj lor it. - - 52.79. i.i.K-n! ii .-r.iir.t to uiictita i " . M I ( .- Ii M --. I - '-.Vv- - o i ; i.:. :-vm per ; litll'J -.-;hi'U. ci 1 f. r rircHlar .'i': 1 ct rn ii.'lnre i.i. - o agents nnrl -.nva--rrfl. M.vrti ii fiis j-a- ThedliaULdiiqiispIanteriJoffip-ni HOMf. ." ND CITY RIAFE FURNITURE ! mm ASS CHAMSI?. sens, LOUNGES, BEDSTEADS, Ma ! fci'oscs. c:e., 1H05 I LKVKNTH AVKNUK, ALTO ON A, JMXX'A, . ''C:' ' pis of Cansl'iia 'ci,;.,- tinl all oMiHrw; hi' tn rurrh if l:r in FI.'IINI 'I 11; K. . r .. ai ur.'iit rriff P urn ret fully invi'i f1 t '.ve a chI! 1'i-forp h is 1 1 . u t s? wfiorc, as '.vp aro cci f(!i nt trat w can triPelfv. r want nru! p!pns( pvt-ry titste. I'ri"es the very lowest. 1 10- SO-tf. 1 ')hio. p.-.I nil I'ATKVT I'TINKS at rrroicn to for MODKKATK KF.lvi. 1 Our it'S'f Is rtri'i.rii'i. ti-,p I . S. r,ue:;t ' )('! nr.i! -v.- can f!fain pitr'- in ir- 'tip ! tlirt'i t -i-i-' ronnt fr rn WAS 1 1 1 ( i I N. j S.-r.ii MUi)KI,('U DliA'.W.NU. We ail vise a to i-atpntabinlv frtf of ohiri f r we : m-kp N ( IIAWiE U N L L'!S r AT TNT IS j SKI I I. ' 1.1). We ret-rp, !tp, ro t SiiDt. of t it.pv I rl-r I IV-, i, a.-t.T, tbo r-tKt tr i',p r.fll- i. Fir tlrca- io to rtual ,...fi) rials of t 1' S. !' Pus, a 1v' o, f nrn ciU'iit in yt ur ov.i . A. AA ( O -' ? --i ".l 3 VL Vir l . V U -i 1 US ilJuta, if Ui tiiiLili.iiip U Ual Ui. ... Jl.lKn.1 W.jt linltliior.i S:rt-. . liai-lftl; vpiiU., Now iorfc. r ,:i niiaiiri, . S.J., ; L...t r.! -r. 3 ti'j ierr.iHi L.l 1 L at fiTTnisi:.' O -r !hr rrwr era--, -.v- t wl'h dew, I.'-" .t-y tr:;i:. 11 . :i i.-n i1-v. - a '.vt I; In.' i:!.am of I ivn. Ami '.!. vMi) Sit-S.t f ir a'x'vo. Krtr slio c,,ric;i 'I (.'.-; "ho v.a!l lnltity ti o-l- !;i!l '.!P foot Caul ioti-'lv Oii :nx. .. v. '.! vi .1 V!in orawl, I'luokii-L' a i.nv, m v rrosh and swpot. If you uo'. Mi. t 1... i.'.ui-koii mra your ni.-y r.o i, You n.-v -r should be so sweet," ehe paid. Ovorth- fiol.l, tvlt'i n. st'.'rdy frldo, A iw.niaii -t.'i'pp.l to tin iitaM-'ii's Pido, At:.! ivor tl.oohovks t hat . MutiPd so re.i, With a t.-r.dor smile he Lout his hoad. At"! liisr.rm sto!. ly round hor ther."1, V i:.;o Hi.. tM.cviiy full to the ground And tho son!.' birds warVdcd a pprlghtller ti!r. For ho klssi3d hor a hundred times I v opti. " I r y a' 1 koop your kisses, dear lips so Y A t ov v -s'-oiild ho -vrt."lio said. Jam-i C larwiiix ll.irvoy in Judge. HIS LAST CHANCE. A If rod liockwood had made a gallant fudit a.-diii-it h hard fat, but he was be piniiiii!! to fed that it was no uso. "Woil. t! auk (io i ' ho thought, "I am nt l.-.i-t nit-tie. Th-r is noilher n.otii. r nor si-tor dependent upon mo ; nr. ! when I am found d ad her-' In my rocim son.o ctdd iiirnitiot no mother or Fister will wooji o.o my iii.'iiinoly on i. And x: it i hard, too u healthy hon- si y.'in.r man, only twenty-live year of ;.).'. . wi h no uullook uliead bin starva tion. I.-, thee nothing I cun do a!..o lut ly i.o hin-? If that lie really s ., it 1- l.e' to lor i no to pi and make Too-a lor heMerst nT for I'm no' lit to live. Hut I'li i.vii iioli.-ve ii--no! I'll nmkfl one more oiforu I've tried all ttie p-ntoel way---1 II i ry p.m.ti)ini,' lower down. If l s ..;ny swooping a erosiitf; Iiut i ha ea t nioiiey enough to bay a broom. Aiid wliy noi'" :!o iia-l lo.;n walking to and fro in the dir.-'v room - now not his own since he had i.-.iie.J to pay the 1 i-t week's rent a'.d a lie thouoiit aloud, he paused and g aai -d out of the wii dow. .V i..v- of m w hou-es was beinar put up ov. r !o way. anil as Alfred looked, one of t e hod-eat Tiers sopped as he was a .' a .in,' the ladJcr and fell to the and It mny i.n he muttered "ii .; hi.-t l imine-.." And ho seized his hat, drew It over 1.1 i-r,, -.v. a-ai :! .'! down tairs. ! i'iill.-n had already i ..i.ko'. to tin., hos od moodily gazing ; :!!- to lilm".-,.; f. :.'s t 1: ' .:-k 1 I----- ..a tho tlSow. ii iiC-i." the 1 oss, staring 1 tal- ! ir. ds re-t!:rc.i-iiiare eloihes vi:h i :! 1 Ih ' r. , ',. t a: . I'iilT :Iit. a f : iii .j d lit a .itilie :. lLi you're a sort of (i-i ilo:aciii. ' Yes; -ho sort that starves to death, linio-s ho can turn hod er.rrior." said Ailr u i. tte y ' For heaven s sake, fcir, giv o mo ji i-i.aiic..." Aii iiL'!i : Here, bring that blouse i-i. ' o . .-r j il-. tosse i tii -m to Alfred, who hur ri ily diew the;u on oor hi3 Lwu Clothes. " ' r ' 1 o; ---. ho .pd. T.or.k oi, dnc y n r -..-' i: e : to it. I- yon c t .lizzy-hi-aiio.:. wo II . s.-in'ii;..' : h j Se .::.! crip: !.' to the 1. s-,:-;U.- Alfiod poi-.-d t1,-- h d on l-. shoulder p. : : t .: i la:' -'. !: . a'- -ir. ai.d then oii , . ,j i r... ) r ' " '', va.-a t.o f-iii.' out !'(..!. i I;, to..'. ; r- d ' o f-.r-ot It Wi-.-n he i .i ; :, io.i i 1. 1, S!,.ai 1 v. lie ..idl. t l.ali. a. i . Ah a. a! ,-!. o'olook ti e I. os.- p.i.d Liiii for ii.-.-'aire .( tho day, ho eo'rpl 'tr--ti : . i o to.,. " It's Uio ntl-.tnai. v. :n- -oia.-how, a't"i ail. W I y. mv van, ou' ;-:n r led more i-i.N u-i Hint 5a--der tn-itt any other carrier to day, What's your Humor" 'A If red IJoekwnf-.il." "All reft. J'"okv-nr.d. You oome every day till the other Ttian eomes baek, and by 1 1..V. fiw perhaps we can find sorr'-tli'i i: b-tter lor you.'' "Thatds y..i.' And !,: y -r Ftejis to T i d tlo pa, rant, and i. : ii.-. thing s gva. ! lid t o t i tuf..-red ioii- a:;d lo- man turned his -t -ie-ap rest villi- !.J t-io; 1 aliv- a :ii-.:is Alfieils off e. li was -ix week- in-ff-re Larry O Flvii: s hrokon ankle was pronouno' d Well i ;i i 1 1 , 'li-l Wi.en h.' eame baek no Of or wo i l; !: o a., vet tun.od tip for Ai'rod U. . ao.,.. I'.-d thoyo'i!:gi:'!p fongr:.-'a e l I.nrry all the sira. , at.d .-.v-.: up ! isl.-d and OV- rail- a dhoi'.t. il o a .rl.;ir",i,' word He w,..- not so der-p rate 1.4 ho had be.-n six v.a-oic. g . His r-nt was paid in . idv.u.ee, and he had put en o-.i.-l. to pay lor his meal while ho loo ' I f r another jo'.. He found out thai no stronr ho.'i'l: y young mau m od s arvo in a L.ri: idly as I.. ng as he possus-es tWfi Willing h u.e.-t h-.:i Is. He was just ildi.i!".g so ho Vitdo t!ie Mo-s and lh" men -'go d morning," when .sere uus. in sov.-im i t. ill. .rent keys. iittraet.nl ah tjy. a towards a light car riage, ilol-i.tly draj-vei by a runaway horse whh h was tearing down the str-ei. "I l-'.ir the v;y clear the way !" shout ed a '.ofii vo;oes. And only Alfred soemeJ to.see the pale bet laee l the g;rl in the enrriaoe, wlmse hands still grasped the reins, though her slender wricts were powerless to conlrol tho horse. Wit Ii one bound he was in I ho middle of the. street; the next, the Hying horse seemed about to trampi" him ; but at that -toady gaze and voice of st rn command, the frightened creature Swerved, hesitate i, and in ihai l:n -meat's hesiiation, Alfred had graii- 'l the reins while he soothed tho animal with voice and gentie t uc-li. Ail da i a..'. : w .r, over in a few minutes anil then :h,- v un- lady fainted. Alfred s. .'oro.l th? hcrso, .--till tremb ling wi h i xoiteipotit and tri-'ht, and and wit!, ih.j i.os-,':; a-.s sanee lifted the Insensible k ; i l out of t:.e ca rri.-tce. Co . ! i: it .-u i Miss Alton e 1 li;.' ' .s-. "Young k. 11. r fiith r is the) ,,' hon os ,.- -'re just . i'.in ' t-r lot be i'.; s. ;d, .-; 1 he loves lh-3 . ,n. i o.j jire in iuek hers.-.f : ' , x- 1 man, you u, i owner of f " iiitt . ,ip, a., i SnoV a - .. .y aroin I s! , - a! und no -..is ' Who., .'v:i. .. Ai. had locoveroil 6Ut- fieient.v to i; put in h. r earrings, fho b-'ggod" Alfr.- l to take the place beside her. for sh- did not dare to handle the reins again that day. II r. Alton could not find words to ex-pre-s his grali'u de. II-i Insisted on hearing Alft ds whole story, and then it w - wonder u! how many things he could find for the young man to do. Finally Alfred" found t,i;.iolf in stalled an Jlr. Alton'- secretary. The old gentleman fronted him as a son. de clared he could tiet get along w thout him, and wondered how his lite had ever gone smoothly in tho days before his arrival. At first all this se rr.ed divine, and then Was Alfred un-rateful? No, Indeed ; he was not th.it. Tut much agair.Pt !.! will, it was nt Inst borne in upon Y is mind that, until now, he had not really known the jtrue mean ing of misery. r H3 loved Ueraldlne Alton, and she was betrotl ed to another man ! Ii -trot .ed! EtiL did she love that other? With a wl'd!y-l. eating and tiiumphant heait. Alfred asked himself '. h t (jiie--tion ; : r bi her eyes he had sometimes dared to read Something that seemed to Pry hi" passion was understood and not resented. Uii: what of It? Was it not worse, ten times worse, to know it might have been and yet could liever be? She was promised, by her own con-ent, to an other; and how could he even dare to look the love he might not speak? "Oh, for the days when I carried a hod on my shoulder, and sh-pt at night so soundly that a cannon at my ear would scarce have waked me ' Ihis very day I will tell Mr. Alton of my presumption and of my misery, llo will forgive me, and lot me go. ' Alfred was already on his way to an interview vith Mr. Alton, when tho sound of his own name, uttered in a voice he knew and hated, fell on his ears. It came from the sitting-room, the door of which . he was passing, and at the next words he stood still, as if his f.-et had been glued to the l.oor. "Yes, X own it, I do love him I" said i.-r a Mine's voice. "And I have eeen in hia eyes that he loves me not tho fortune I might bring hliu, as you do Murray, but myself, and for myself alono " ' Oh indeed, how disin crested ! But I doubt it, dear," sneered Muiray. " However, suppose, you try him, Geral dine. Give me the fortune and bestow your own fair self on this hod-carrying secretary. Never was such a chance for love in a cottage or shall we say in a cellar?" " Take him at his word. Miss Alton !" cried Alfred. Come to ine penniless, as you stand, in that plain white gown, anil I will work for you n& man never worked before, for I love you as man never loved before !" The words were spoken and Alfred was standing by her side before he had taken tim "to think; and she hid her face on his shoulder, blushing and murin t ing : ' Alfred, Alfred ! I did not mean that you should hear me. But since you love me, I don't care, for I mean every word 1 said." " Ha, h.i !" answered Murray. "Has this little sc. no been rehearsed often? You do it qui e too vvel : for an lmpromp i;.:t let mo remind illl.e.l 1 .. I ii iu.-dy, iljs- tu pu tii you, sir. j ro o hmg lie ion i All rod, this hoi v is my I ioioiu..ud vou to 1 nr.. is .. .'.ill., -a leave k." ' Xot so fast, spoke Mr. Alton. tiie next ro m. my young friend," litering ipnetly from " ou cannot give orders in my house Murray. I have, been a listener to your conversation with (iiT.ihrne; I have f a rod thai you 'Ai re not wo; thy of her, but I always thought that sno loved .yon, and fur her snl-e I have closed my eys To n-iuch hat would have mad" me show v., a ti .; hr :,.,, loiur before now. I am LTateip.l to l.a -w it is not too late; so, my you g friend, permit me !" And witi out. another word Murray found himself escorted to the street-door and politely place i on the outside of it. Mr. Alton d d not return to his daugh ter and his seer tary, and as he lound his way to his own apartments, he said with a lau-h : " I won't disturb theni just now, and they'll soon .reLtio on the wedding day." Don't Head Too Mnfh, nnnd-eis and thou -an is of per v ins are ruining their nond- by a kinl oi literary debauch. They i.-noeuvor to fol low on t- e loo! -top- of t he pecia.i.sts ; th.-y s niggle to .-ar.: a 1 tt... ,f ev-.-y-t.'dng. a i:d t ey .. l.y krio a intr m .1 hi in. Ui. araiml spea king To proles ed -t;i-ileuts; .eL them jo gallantly on w.th t heir to 1, and give us the result of their manifold s.-ar -hiiigs ; we apj laud them. W e a Idre-s the ho ts oi p. ph who must .aiiy fa-e a muml of lahor, and vv :o may .e driv- n to discontent ami despair when th-v gaze, on ; he stroteh- )t; . xpaii f iiooris i hat e msio mock liio.-ii ui,. i nr.-'iis.. n m of igioT iii -. i o eh we ay that th e-sentiaU of thought and knowledge are co' tained In er lew ; ooks. and that the mo-t toil souie rulg-' -.'.llo ever preached a ser mon drove a rivet, or rwept a floor may become perfe:l educum . ;-ei ;e, t ly, tuaro. Ou ;. f.y e.eicis:ng a .use . eii le stramt, ;,nd iy ir.a.-lcrin., ,t f w good tiouo.o t t h" ho t s lia ue : ffii eiead ing engend rs hv-e : bought or no ttciigh- while eoiiep.ntrat.; reading re sults ui wise , iid r o tb-ai Uionght. 'J hat gl.T'o'is Ai itoi of F.ngiish and su! tl-.-l . i 'hi !. is M.. i i ti kin was rigi d y kop; to .: very f.-w 1 ooks until he reached manhood. The le e and pur poit of tfds narrow early trai. ing .are plain llloll-ii. The g nth- student's intell'M-t, was kept ch ar i f lumber , his thoughts v. ere not batt .'lied down under mount ins of other men's, and, when he wanted ,o fix an idea, ho was not obliged to grope for it in a rubbish heap of second-hand no tions. The flawh ss perfection f his work is due mainly to his mother's sedu lous insist en -o on per ee'ion w ithin strait hou'-d s. Charles DR-kens again knew very littlo aljout b oks. His greatest charm as a wiittr and his ,-ucce-s as a social re former were both gained through Ids simple power of looking at things .or himself. Go light through the names on the roll of history, and it will be found that in all walks of l.fellicr.io'! who most in:!upnced their go: oration despised su peifluous knowledge. They learned thoroughly all that they thought it nocesaaiy to learu within a very limited com pa -s. they learned, above all, to think, and they then were, ready to speak or act without reference, to any authority save their own intel lect. rorg-ptfal To Kntertaln Stranger. A Christian gentleman wishing to hear ft certain clergyman (now ilepart- d, full of faith, full of good works, full of years, and of honors), went Into the galloiy of his church, where were many vacant pews. He took one of them, but had hardly Fat down when his eyes were greeted with the placard : " S; rangers are requested not to tak this slip."' In the same house an elderly woman walked nearly tho length of the p-isle there were plenty of vacant sittings turned, and was walking back, no one offering her a seat. The clergyman left his pulpit, camo down, gave her his arm, and led her to a clip. How many like things and of like Import might bo mentioned. But the-o arc tho more readily men tioned, as that houce is now freo. Christian Union. An 111 raid Minister. There Is in Dooly Comity a Baptist minister who for nearly a year and a half pprved a church as punctually as he could often walking 12 miles to feed his flock, ami received as compensation for his serv'eog only $4. Two dollars of this sura was paid by a young lady who works for a living, one by a widow lady not over-blessed with the goods of tho world, and one by this widow's daughter. Vienna (Ga. ) Academic. IN BORROWED PLUMAGE. An Agpnry for rittiec Out Women In Hired Vinery. There is a curious br .kerago business carried on in a suite of well-furnished ro .ma in a prominent olli'-e "on ld ti'-r on Wain t street. There is no -ign out and no display made, but there is friMjue it i omir.g and iroing of wril-dre;-seil l.nli s, and every indication of a nourishing busi ness. A brisk little man, with an off-hand manner and a profusion of jewelry, Is the manager of the est .Mishment. Ilis a-si-tants are ad w men, for the place is the agency of a Now York hou-o which makes a 1 usinos.s of luring out costly drosses for summer, s ish. or moun tain wear, and even to patties who are making a trip to Ilurope. l..juallv as common a thing is i v renting from eveniiu,' to evening o: ballroom cos tumes for ladies who can't affori to buy expensive resses lor one or two 'Coi tions. They can hire a ballroom dr 'ss, shoes. Stockings and lace shawl, which would cost j-JiHt, for from " to $25 a night. If they j.re known they .are not required to leave a .! posit; o h rwi.-ethe price of the ontlit is left with the co-turner to bo returned when tho dress comes back. One co, tumor in the city, who floes a very large 1 usiness i i a uiet way for the fashionable eoplo, has in his pos session $25,(x)l worth of dres----, rob. s, shawls, aud other female rn.'ry which has come to li ni in various ways. Many ri- h people, he says, sell their f.all-room dresses at the end of a s ason. They wid not use them a second sea son, and get back a pari, of the co-t in this way. These dress. s are hired out to less particular people, who are thus on special occasions able to appear in finery as elaborate and ricn as that of the most elegant ladies. " How do you manage it!" tho dapper little broke; was asked. " Very ea-ily. Wo have in New Y'ork hundreds of dresses which are piacti cally new. Soiuo of them are entirely new. A lady ustomer who wants to spend two months at the seaside comes in and tells us what she wants, perhaps it I- four line dresses. Ordinary walk ing and lounging dress-is she has. We don't hire such. It would not " We take her measure, and, if we can fit her, even by altering the dresses we have on hand, we fix her up with one or two elaborate ballroom outfits, a dime r dress, and so on, as .'he may desire. If she should a tempt to pur-cha-e such an outtlt as we could furnish her it would cost her not less than fl.r.oo Weiharge hei iodO. " She don't wear the dre-ses often ei ough to do them ser ous inj ry. and at the end of two months she has had her full of f'p.-ry mid w odd nt w. -.r them a second sea-nn if she o . imd t hem, while wel.ii-.-e our join i and our oirtit. dam-.g.-d ! r. ably ifti.Vl worth. She has saved jd.u'hi; we, have had a p.olit ot .ri..i. Ain't that, nil right? " Now h'-re i- another instance which u.-t iaiy occurred in Philadelphia not Very long ago. A iad v who has a very fair fortune wan about to take a trip to I'.uropo. She propo-ed to travel on tae continent, to d il in good style, but as cheaply as po-rdble. Hut the cost of a war rooeof line ure-ses, which she th-eig..t n -ces-sarv, m .de her he.-itat -. The out lit she de.s.red wo'.ud cost her, in addii, on to tho every day dresses i. ceded, about $',( MIO. 'I he up-hot of the matter was that wo furnl-hed her with the outlt. row, male to her order, chart;.. : her ?;i.20u for the use of them for !.urteor. w. oks. and got the drosses back almost as good as new. Since then those dresses m tted us more than they cost, and we sold them to a customer recently for 500." Phila delphia Record. Demon of the Sei The mere s ight of a shark chills tho blood, so villainous is Ids look, so ra pacious tho leer which he casts up at those who look down at him Ol shark- there ur- many kinds, most oftliem uboit iua'.ly ily, but a few of them wi'h i sort of ti. roe beauty in their shape- ...it e marks upon them. Such Is the f;-.-t.'.il, whose color is cinereous, Ft r. aked in seiuo parts with red and dot ti il wi h small ! lam. spots. Such tooiS the sea ox, a- it used ;o be c-i'.'.e.J, to be ine in th M li'o i rane.-.n. ;.n 1 ivr cirk iiblof .rthe 'ioat length a: d elegance of its tail, he body being about 7 feet and the tali i to. t long. Bui ilie most substantial horror of the deep s the white hai k, otteri ,'i'J feet ion r. and of an average weight of ab.n.t !,-. ! pounds. It Is desorib'. 1 as having a m uih turinshod vv'tha six fold row of tooth, 'tat, t '.angular, shnip at the edges ami fin ly errale.'. Wloui ihe st ark is in a slate "l repose theso ore- d tu; te i!i leiiutin tint in the mouth, but when tl seizes iis l rev, these lows of grinders ri e like li e fabied growth oi dead y wt a, Oiis from the so. I. Il i- not very suiprisiui; that out of this grim an I moreil. s- com; anion of the mariner sailing un'er trnpieal .heavens, many ipii:ti and str.kng super 6tilK.nss uid h-ive been evolvofl. For ages seamen hav e regard . it as a crea ture of iil men. They believed it ca pable of scent ing a victim, even th- ugh he should I e -riVcUy well and without su-picion of his death being close at ha; d, and that it would follow h ship that had a dead body in her for leagues ami leagues. Of its voracity there Is no end to the stories told. A F rench naturalist assorts that it prefers white men to black, which we believe, is pr.-lty well known ; but lie goes on to pay u as a people, a curious compliment, by saying that of all per sons sharks like I'.iulishmon most. The same goi t Ionian declares that a shark cut open nt Marseilles was found to contain a man clad In armor in its stomach, while in-ide of another shark there was found a whole horse ! It is comforting to read that the shark is kind to its young, taking its infant into its stomach in case of danger. One would think such an act ot virtue entirely above a shark's moral nature, ami that if it ever did swallow its offspring it would be rather to digest it than to pre serve it. London Telegraph. Tahingr Him t His Word. At a meeting not long since n minister was making a strong argn morit figr.inst the nse of tobacco, and was winning- many converts by lii.s zeal and evident honesty -when a man stood up holding a plug of the mnch berftted plant high in the air. ' You have convinced me, Sir," ha sai.l, addressing the preacher, " that it is very wrong and sinful to nse tobacco, and I herewith join the ranks of those vrho denounce it for the good of Bociety." Near this enthusiastic speaker ft pooilv dressed little man who looked j as if he made his bedroom in a dry goods box, and lie remarked in a I ploadinc tone: I t " Well, if yon are not rin to rise ! i any more tolwicco yon might give that ! plug to me." Boston Budget. Jnst What the Girl Thick. i It is not a misfortune for a young lady to lose her good name when a nice young gentleman giver her a better one. INew York Ijedg'er. JOHN SLVS COMMISSION. lie ns Some rprrlene A a Tetortrre. John Sly lives in a romantic village in the State of Ohio. There is also a great deal of romance aliout John. That is, he lias lately had a great ileal of romance knocked out of him. John was a hostler at the village hotel barn, but while he did his work in a satisfiiotory manner, he was by no means satisfied. He compared him self to an eagle chained by the leg to a hen coop. lie longed to break his bonds and sour, lie was undecided whether to join a circus or hire out on a steam boat when fortune decided hia fate. He received a circular from " The ( Ireat 1 nti l national 1 k-tecti vo Agency " of Cincinnati, explaining that the secretary of that organisation had heard of his natural detective talents, and was lsirous of giving him au appointment. The said appoint mc-nt carried a commission with it, aud ihis commission would be sent on as soon as John Sly had forwarded the sum of S5. Any one who imagines that the hostler was over thirty minutes mailing his money for that commission is prreatlv mistaken. In tliirtr minutes more he had qnit his job, and his friends conld see that a great change had come over him. He hail a knowing look, suddenly became reserved, bctran to glide about like He Ho a cat. In due time the commission ar rived, and a letter with it, warning John to be on the watch for coun terfeiters, horse thieves, bank bur glars nnd other wicked folks. They had struck the right man. Inside of an hour he had a pair of handcuffs and a revolver strapped to him and was out on the watch. Suspicion soon liegan to thrill his ' soul. lb Mayor of the town had a w icked. o piaved look; st vend mer chants seemed to be startled when suddenly ad dressed; the idage black smith was-seen hanging around the bank as if making an examination of the windows. Tor two t-r three Jays and nights John Sly nursed his suspicions and kept his eyes oj't-n. Then it slrm-k him that a real d fectivo ought to turn up something start iiinr in order to ro-. lie a : i tie clnicti b 1 lb; ; to.. .is repntr chief of Y 'cash .-V to tion, the of ; i.-r, and be ar- f'p. d-j-ivt-:! o urn il i .1 mnr-be.1 inil. e in wh'-n a ive theln. the la ! t r- i; lis his eci, th-v ! o-.ghed at on. i.is third when ft constable end a warrant Kiio d him in a cell for illegally impersonating an oiiicer. John Sly is in j iil yet. mid four men co around howling for 1 is blood. They don't want his blood x-.i -tly. i .it they are 'b t. i mined to si ml him t-.tl it to a lunatic ftsyioni or St; te p, is-n:. The days film- and go, and the nights show up with great regularity, and John sly reads and re-reads that commission, gives himself a vigorous kicking, and cries out in plaintive tones: " Oh, why didn't someone come to me and toll me that I was bora ft fool?" Wri v to Smell n Ilfiiri-r. " Never touch a flower with your nose when you inhale its perfume, said a gentlewoman the other day in my hearing to Lcr lit llo daughter. This lesson in .the proprieties is one which all mothers might well impress upon their children. Among the ruling classics of China, I am told, it is considered a gross breach of etiquette to bury the uo.se in the buds and blossoms of a bouquet. Surely, from an restLetie point of view, such practice is to be reprobated. Who has not smiled at tho ap pearance of those ardent lovers of tho " stars of earth " who. for example, thrust their nasal organs deep down amid the perfume-laden lillies, and after many long-drawn inhalations raise their face all golden with the pollen of the desecrated bloom? To treat in this way flowers that are intended for another seems ulmost a sacrilege. To say nothing of the injury done to the petals by such an invasion, there is sometbiug distasteful to sensitive persons in having their bouquets brought into such close contact with tho " hunmu face," no matter how " divine " it may lie. Tho enjoyment of tho pr-rfume of flowers is keener and more refined when the fragrance is inhaled with out touching the blossom. Louisville Courier-Journal. Salvation Army Clothe. A certain very stylish young lady, who drives a good deal, got into a horse car in the exclusive suburb where she lives the other day wearing her new coachman jacket of rather pay red cloth, trimmed effectively with brass buttons. She was going to make ft morning call on a friend only a few streets away, and as she wished to show the yoniig lady her new accoutrements she wore her gay jacket anil a rather strik ing hat which goes with it. Scarcely had she seated herself in the car when an eager-voiced old woman sitting near her said sociably: " Y on lelong to the Salvation Army, don't vou?'' The swell voting lady was a litil startled, but she said, "Xaow" cold!. and turned a little awav from In r nei;-hbor. " But you must,' old ladv. "Them's ' persisted the Solvation Arrnv clothes!" Fortunately by this time the car was at her friend's corner, and stopping it the jx-rsecnted wearer of Spring fash ions hurried out nn.l into the house and iuto her friend's arms, w here, after a "gfK.d cry," she rose to a stiise of the essentially funny naturo of the eitnation. Boston P.ecord. Vbere Trnms Are Made. Tt is not Chiearo or New York oi London or any other nproarious nit trojlis that makes the i.iost lioise in the Wi ii.l, but the little village of Granville, Massachusetts, which turns out 1,'200 dnims a day. During 1S", '2i,0l drums were manufactured there, of which nnmlier 13d,000.came from one estftblishment. BEAR TE ONE ANOTHER'S EURDENS. A II nr.! Oil Sli.rv M.finine th" S.lf-Ip- i.ii "1 l r -i '. i.l l.ini .ill. lor the Ailv in : ..I A ui .o r. Ahraham Lincoln," said Judge !'..:; j, of pen -lv.-,iiia. nho i- the la !ir of the 11 .s of K -p; e-eiitatives, "wa-ihe most patient man in the de ta: .- of h e i ever sa v. He was the onlr President we have ever had, and pro-.ii'ily eve:- w ,11 have, who knew not. .lug of the omiiioii auiocracy of pun lie hfo. H wa- the o oy man we ever na i at t. e W hite il i-e w ho would go b .ck of the wishe- o persons and ex amine their real wants. " I reme nber an mci lent in connec tion w.th the war wh.eh iliu-trate- what I am li ving to say. It is not proper for me to use names, but the stoiv g, ,e- : ' It was a; that early p.-r od in the rebellion uhen suspects tt!,j coiisp.ra tois w.-ro be ng aire-ted . nd impr.r-ono i by the wholesale. let ' or w i r : en on a priu sh.-i.t ; p-.p.-r. giv.ng tno . us n ss of a prominent lirm f merchants in N.-w Y ork .old ci.ta ning inc.- diary iaiigil :go towards the I'li'on f.unl it,"- way ii to I le- ban is o: a Government Oliiciai in tae fouth. " i he declarations were penno 1 by a trav. bing ti au, who represented the lirm mentioned in the iet'er head. " lh... r -u t was tne arr-'Sl of the principal member of tti.it tirm on the clung. of copsoiraey agai i-t the Gov ernment. Toe. ie'.l-r was s gne.l iu such a way a- to not : ake i perte.-tlv clear who the au h r -v is. and of cour-e. sus picion hore heavily on the tirm men tioned. He is a man well n.nown m New York t i day. " Men v.ere held in pri-on at that time on the slight. -t su-p:cioii su piei. n, in fad, more slight than thi- one " the wif." ot the moroh mt came to a friend of mine in New or. buno-di Ueiy after th.? arrest of the l.u-'...ui 1 an I r.--iiue--oil him to pi.iuii:i.:-ior. with the President, toiling him t'nut llie, . man nicer air.-.- was rot f, i.I;y of t ie misdemeanor oven in a c. lateral ir the mo- r. in. -t way. " '1 he wife came here ;it was 11 o'clock at night w hen sh" .arrived. At the d pot -le-toi l t h. c lenaii to drive to tne W no Ho i-e. ilie Oliver expos-tii.al.-l wilh lo-i, and told her tn.il it wa- of i.o u-e to call i.t th V l ife llou e at sij.-h a hit- li"ir of f !i- n.ght. Si i' -..id i. male i.. iil'iel-eil.-e. sue wa:, i d. lo sc.- l.i:. Li.ie in, i.i.i ma- i.e mu-t lirive her ii.i . c lia'.o.y le- ihe L. ec tio .M.ii.-i. p.. " When s!.e j t .-.-iited hot -.-if t tho enlranee to he White Ii.ei i. .t was mid night. J. very, hi g was quiet. 'ihe (mi ; n of p. .:ie.,, very st- rmy at f.a' nine, t.iri'.-d out m lull H.rce. J n y -ao i I n.,i !'. i. ;. at :,r I to her eu 1f 'a..es to be .cliuilted to the While " t'.naiiy. she pr-vaiio.i on .. of the tt'e e; - to t ko th-- ieler-.f ! ! . ' I t . 1 11 el ii.U '. n.i i ... I'r si. lout Liu o n, who was ' ". .. ';: a'for -h- Pro.-: l.r.t had b.- ..i ,.'..-i .. ! hi- v 'ice was h -ar l in 1 -el ..lie . h upper Jloor. lie ' ei 1 tli letter 111 i- rami, .-.nd the tremor l.poll . in .1. ..! ed i- feeling. -Mr-. . 'ii - . -o liermmds i:n ii.edr.t - . ctinii,' .- .j 1 Mr. Liu o;n. "If V ,i ..i t. ,.;..!, e w.il go iui- n, .'..a'eiy t s . r i.iry .-tai.ton.' A ro-s th.- i,,t, a; r i i i pucj ventt..c l'resi Ueli : and Hie l.i .y. " m anion was rouse 1 from l.i - .-lum-bers, -I.- vn ihe luiur ! y t!:- Vr--: ! !.'., nn.l rcf;ups'ed to reii".-".? t! r i i-oner. lb- wi t- a ..i-ptf.eh an. I l.i.n.i.-i u to Mr. Linco.n. a.d .-aid h" would , -it; ci.d to tho mat-er fur-her in the n.orhi . g. " Like a lackey boy, the lte-i h ut, wiih tne lady, started toward the down town hotels. ' It w,.s 1 o'clork in the morning. Wa-hington was f iled w.th revoluliou-is-s and would-be assa-sjp.s. yet Mr. Lincoln nev -r faltered, an. 1 setmed not to co'iiplehen u bis danger. " Wh.-n heaiiii.d at tho hotel, with tin' lady oi: 1 is :.r.. ho t h.-r to g lo lo t .o.im. si-..p -o-.nd v. return t New York .li li e iie.rn.i g, and th -t her i n 1'iici wotd iie-et i, r n tie- oil;. 'i no In iy con... ii, ,i I, j.evo it. I n' Air. L.u-i-. iii a.-uui'1-il her that such woui l be the ca e. " The Pr. i L nf then went o the tele, tana oil. Co, filed the l'!e--:lgf, wi.i.-n .Ionian. ..-I t'te unCi'iid.ti nai re-b-.i e of i.e- j. .i.-i. ii r, and r : uiin-i lo the White Ibui-o aione. S re .n..u-li, who , tno ,a i a..ghtel from t'.- ourv ,-.t Ne.v Yoik ti.en xt day her hu-baud was tliel lo la r " 1 mil i;e.:ee.l i,i bo love I!:" mil 1 l mum i ceee L. ..,,!.. we siiail have another i'i i-e nt w ho w on 1 1 do -uc.i an act a? ih .-..' , ii i . : imo! e Am . ro an. II. ov To Tell ti In n a Tt ron Is Dead. While w-.. are i. eide iiy iu favt.r of eleiiiiil i-.ii. we do n t uduot that ihd I ear i" ing buried aiivo shorn i be a rcii-oM ; o ca . i.s to reject l uria. and to aiiopt cronii.t i. .n. 'ihereare.w siiiipie tsts by whig we c .n iiiwa.is convince oa; -e.v a wh ih : a per-on Ls really d ad or . . Om te-I is the -Lime that has i. in crow i.e. I io a prix l ythe i'r. nc-i ov eiiin..;'. v hlch In.! i..r y.-ars ff ! a hi go i.-w.-.rd !'..r the ' -.ox-iy of fy llO'ii.,11, ,i,V.a- il . pilCil 1 llO, l.lW.e.S ymm, 1 ai le. a ii on-' t ..i may . pia. li. .1 i..y Ihe mo-! g: .;- Tnem. ; : o : ot let . 1 1.. n.'.-.g a.-; ;i.,l di'at !l wnieii a; , . li .el.-i by t.o l-'ieiiih Gov. I -!i I.-,.' i- -.. eg UeitiiV el Iho rc w.cd i '.no i.-biiw i. g : Win . i . u ii t ei -of a j (-r-on who is S . p . .- t ..he oe.id ale 1 i xoiid.-d, but k pt II ar ' o.-' ". tier, and ,f j '.:; . i iu front ... a . : i.o li.ie in a .;.:;k n .mi, ;i p-c ilia, bright c. .ioi due l. ;li-c.j.;l-iar i re.il.i i ui, wi I e is !,,, m l.cie th.i ling -is touch each other, il tie-r miy .lie . !',. The ether IS based Up. II th: We 1 knowii mci tnat the mu- les of a Ion ian b.-ing w. ncM r r-sp.-nd u i i l.-n. i r t 11. e ii ihe sir,, ng. . t ieelii.ai III : out : tin tl tor no hour a i d h.:r. r u. ih'; while a 1. g a iifo .ast-. loi.y n- cM Uo.ii'ii be i-Vi-r so li.tie. tiie c.iiti.i tj.i; ity of ti.o mu-.les. if not iiti-ii'l ly route forms pnraty- is :,snt in cases tiius tof.'eet.il, wii. n den: it ins lo occur, il i.l.Mijs is ted reti.uius. Medical and Surgi.-al lb p rt'-r. Tte Thoroutfh. A Western paper very wisely says, of thoroughness in knowledge of tne in ilud'.v followed : "When eiiiirranls hive 1 .-.-n b-re a year or m-T', have I . come n.-pi -eto'l withi.ur in .".m .T and ineihol- of v.oik, they aro tr. g: , t "letnio, an t frcp.. nt!y given the I r. f.-r nco. V. by .' " At bottom is tho r.cgb ci bore i.r pto fosshvii.l training, and i-ll .wing the ! ys to pick lip tho requi-ite k; owb-.igo at random. " In Europe every apprentice, artist, encraver, printer, etc., las to .-rve a teim of from f -ur to IU.-y.-.t -, li-i:n.-i::;T his busiue-s thono.i-hly. i ml earning in the me.tnw'nle in rt y a tr'. l.ng t-ai.iry as an fpp, entice. 1. it i:tivn dla'. !y lifter f.ni-hi r his popreiiticeship hissaiat v is at h'ist don' 1 d. " tn.r si jtoii here Is to let eve; v'.( dy learn i'-s be t he can nn.l t. coniii u-. to add to l is pay as long ns be v.. 1 s cheaper than a man. " 1 ! 1 s pi-act ice br.s given us id le.'i-i three-foui ihs of the rui-.b-.r of men that are of the len-t po--iMe u-o, men who have to be eontiniiid'y pr.piod up by somebody else. " Such ft svstem must be abolished." AFPITiZEES. Stori- of lr. Krmper. A ni one the many 1 ;g able stories told of the lut,. I'r. h -r p.-r, of Nasi.ota, W-., sr. th foli'.wn- g : Ou in- way home to dinner one day, mooting oi.e ot t " iiv. ..'y st.iiiir, btt c..oi:-!ly itivite 1 y-.'. ' man t ao coT:.pHoy l.itn. ad ' 'ia? le did not know ih.i t n-re w . .. i - in i-.'i to eat. lie iui:.il'o:. w i- a t i, an-1 lm modi itely '..po i b mij -.!'. 1 at t ! le the doctor com 'Men.-- i i .ii v ng a i .oiled htvra that was d .... 4 duty for the second or third ti-ue. "Why, my d-ar!" exclaimed his wife !nsur,n-e, "you lai.- fo'-gof.-n seme thing. You have i ot - i.e-l the b .-ssin." "bs. 1 have. to... " i.ligitiy r --p.i:i--6i the dtx-tot. '1 vo :-; I.,.r to bless this ol i Ii mi all I'm i go ng to." His fat nor s- a c g man, who etri-'tlv : i"f. i i . o 1 1 a i in. young Scion .-! oui 1 a t--:..l ,ii. ay service, despite his te le; y.-ars. Imagine the fe.-l.ugs o: t i- d.i inio p. .i. nt. when, pau-u g at his stiidi if or. h .i.-.;.iv.-rw tie- vo ii:.' man m th" ad id "Xp -lllEg a hug - I :n.b.. ho. . vav i.g hi- smail arm Ira:.' hi -i! . tl.'-iin i.mi enlist S!i-h 1 sii-h ! G-t lot of heiv! Get out, 1 t 11 you, or up ii! prea-h J jU to deutit." v lucugo i r.bune. fTed by Hsvinc a "Sword." "What have yon under your Coat, Tad !y Jas lin'r" -' i Ju tg Cady. " Niiwt it . ut av et. Yo;;onnor I" ' Not n bit of , hat f" I'at sai 1 nothing, but cave a wink that would have stuck u eaiue car on a down gr;i!e. "What's under that coat?" "Me .sua rd, otr: -l.uie Oi'Il show yee . Gi'm a . a t 1 .-w a a I'r 1 ' " Let me see it, ipuck 1" ai l the Court tooH the sword, pnnei .h- ...ik out, smelloi it. last i it. and r-i:-d it to the vo: y last . an . t hen sn a. -ii . u hi - lips. When his l.atr sio, j si , u.,n.g he looo.rd down at Paddy, .-.li.iv.a.- jara lyzcd with ast.n.i-1 n .-nt, and vvith a Smile that was worthy of a chci ubiiu, he leiuui ke-1 : " 1 here. Pal iy, is the scabbarJ; you may t'o- st. Louis t hioniele. A r'fliilte AuMtrr. One hot a tterio.oii in July a traveller f-t'i po 1 at a f,irm-hou- and asked for a Uriiik. A country girl barefHt.-l and sun bo: nelesi pas-ed h.ni out a dipper asd said : 'I her s th- we'd." lie w is t-vi lei. tly inclined to lndulce 111 a i llo r.i ai ll:i tal.. ui. and after making i.o the k'le.ili v.-.n-".es i,l " s. e p-' i " at per o-.o-t! dge td ih- .. pj . r lie iiia ie i . . i I to in ju.re: - i ., i i,.t v. r : :. no- o... Mi . " V. .... ' ; -. i.i f fact t-.'iie. " i I 1 o vi:...-" yo..:;g s-miier that it's ai.- : me lo io.i.e..ewn to t-Usp e-s. it ; . i Mi-. M. ry Jai.9 Slaib-r l.-e.i e 'A IP'.-r. " A! l lit i. am i l.i thin' but Maty Jan.- .-.inj k.n-. "-- ii-T. i.aiii Trav eller. Ou 11 i- I'.gnily. At the Pu ry. I v ur name Is posted p. t..e a p. r- .or ioving money to luti i.-r, I .; ; -' . luim-ry . ' " Aw. ir, it n,.-.v : . i..it is the aw n;r-':" ' ! i Ve .! 1 l .i 1 -." ' th!. . a..;.. .11 lLL'- ti.i. C L-jl, dOlm't i b. now," w a- the l-.-.t i-p:y. " iu - I' Ug li !' -...OA .. : 4.1. , 44 j .149 that 'o i.e . e. ' I ! T:'t . :g. h a wap for the s i.w.ng t i.t .i.l. has. deaa b .y. de,, I...I : I; - I . , w ly . Why, I o-.vet s-.iii I,..- Miudwed, don't Chert' know. - I a :i es. At i J at r.iuiiii..l A-ciicy. My d.-.ir sir, 1 have the very thing for vou '" "l,i ie-d! Is th- ..,.p..- , t-'-ty?" "'lii be p.-ii. c.i, jt-d k, she is not. Bu: li' i f iit i..-; I..,:.!, oi ii.-; u.rt-ne il"''. I A:. 1 ; o.i - .n i- i iiiei ag.n.u l..-lore b-'-g -he's .'-iii.-iiiirt ii3.' Aie-m : 'ii , oiiiiLiuiig. i.ut are you puie s;ir of 4cr ' " My ..b ar sir, we g-'arar-tt-e It." Judge. A Ilor, luiin's s.rl i,.,.H Tl'.'fe is a coin li ,1 Oil !,. ll -el. I ". ,e ! VOfl m-, J.,-i., r, i.i.. that ru.os iil- l.re by 1 r.ttit.g i i:;i. If the ! .:-... is r-act;. us ,.r ;r.b lioin be tak.s the kh ,. , -t by ("te 1.' 1 .itely s. ii:.. it 1 ii.i ,'i'.- : :.d I'U'ti'.g if s,i;:;;.:x iu l,,,l,eJ until it fills t . . ii - j ... -i. 1 1 IS it I -".- !''. !.!- ; t tl . S.C T' J or thud butt, wheri the old imron st-.-j s lt-1 iinl i.:ul itiivis ah. u t ayain. Con vers (.Li. ) Solid SotitL. Hitwrninn. " And liow are vtz f.lin' to-dnv, 2'r. O'llatV, rtyr" " I niver f- It so poorly in me life. I'm too poor to buy tl,.- nic -.-n. s of life. If I had r. iili .ns it's iv ry Cel t of it that I il irive to Is.- a lu Ll man." 'I'm wi.l ye. "dr. Oi:.:ity. If I owned th- w !.. mv.iM i'd be wiiJin' tor give it awnv f- r a !i, le piece of land and a cabin t's' I could call me ovn." Ttxas Sdiii.gs. Humbug 1'cr, -l iil. Y'ou know, when we v. -re boys and girls, tin i o I,-- . to I..--pirn u.il m-.i.ums. W. ll, I her,. re m no now. 1 le y m v a, l -p clioui. 1 1 i-ls ;,nd chiir vo.aiu 4, ,-, iu: ii-i: la--.- -i n uti the siitue :-.-!! l iil au i won-i r.ul -:..ia-iiiiu, and s-.-.l s,-p..r i -.. . i ; . j. .- ai.-d thieves Haul jov. iio....iu L-g.e. 1 he lli.-n Il-M.r. An old lady of seieily. being' lift a widow iihd .1-st it ji. , . ii": ng a-ked what tho would i! lo iu a.ii : a ...i' g. " I'm s , e 1 in, not ted. l h'aS I be coine a b-.b t ii!."' A..-lMlit lxfl'- llli.i il.iiily. 'Ouch! 'liii,t L uii liinii st pp- 1 oa my l.;g tii..." "My il-ar young hid;. . that is li. pos sil ie. Hoa uih ;, 1 1 '..i..ag -nua b.-iiLtitui i.tiie loot y.' i i v.-s a big toe (' rntroii ?i. - lieu.,- I i- liiit-lry. Bookbin u-i : '. ol ou h. e il hound in Turkey .i Mo o. l'i.rcna i-i : .: iu-.-c. n.. What is the u-.. ol ;.; g i f.i tin-re? Llave il bound in Ne.v ., i k.' ( 1 i i-b.ts. COl.i-s ane la Lnv-ity: l ( r .! i ,1 I O ll....i.haa, rin up the bank and Mi l in . t.-m ixZ 1" Put. k. A 1'iilur. f 'tl-t-ry. Xi.thin. in tl.is . ri I 1 ' iter repres--nt snti.-ru g . i.d angi.i-li than a liil-ra-torv dog ih.n- to a tree wla-a his"owi.er i- Marl.:.-' off for a wa-k. - i Puck. Tit.- It-c hi r.. Od'O'.i.han. ' "en I.avel'ty, Lol dies .
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