IHX WAY OF THE TRASSGBESSOB.
Bob Knrdrllt mr to tle 'nncln
Mlon that It I Hard.
My son. yon say it Is " so hard to be
good?" You say it is easier to break all
of the Ten Commiinilmpnts than it is to
keep one of them. Well, yon mistake.
It isn't hard to be good. It's hard to be
bad. Xot rieht at the time oh. no!
The wine is pnrklinc, the wnga are
stirring, the stories are brimmins; with
humor and the nir is full of latichter.
Yon are just as bail as yon know how to
be. and it's lots of fun to be bad, and you
never want to be jfood oh, yes. it seems
to be very easy and very delightful to be
bad at night. Hut the next morning, my
boy Where Is the difTienltv then Who
feels serious then ? Whose head ca,n
J I
be covered with a tub? Who is afraid
and ashamed to en out on the street and
meet people Who doesn't want to sea
anybody ? Who wants to hide Who
wonders where he was last nltrht, and
whom lie met. and who saw him. and
what he said, and where he went, and
how he diil? Not the loy who went to
the soeiaMe and ate east iron pound cake
and washed it down with faded lemonade.
Not the young man who passed the even
ins in the company of the himxI. jroody
at the debating society. Ah, no, he didn't
hear the rollicking soni; that you heard,
my toy. and he didn't hear the racy stories
that " broke you all up."
Hut he is feeling much better than yon
are this morning. He finds it verv easy
tobe"gcxd;" very easy indeed. I$ut to
be bad. to have t he headache, to have a
sour rebellious stomach, to have uncertain
ees. to have a treacherous memory, to
have a sense of shame, to have a dread
of sunshine and a horror of daylight, to
have a set of quivering nerves and a fal
tering ppeech, o have raging thirst that
water cannot ; ppen.se and a gnawing hun
ger that loathes food, to h ive a dread of
meeting your mother, my boy. anil a fear
of seeing your sister, and a shame of sm-ak-ing
to our good old father this is hard,
my siv-i.' This is being "bad." And
look me in the eye- honestly now, honor
bright, do yon think this is easier than be
ing " g'" d " My deir boy, ynti may call
our goid" friend a milksop and a
m-immy 1 "," if yon will, ami you may in
your be' ter moment s sometimes say you
would like to be " goi! " but it's so hard,
but just weigh the " good "' and the " bad.''
weigh them honestly, and tell me, tell
me honestly, which is the harder, to be
' good " or to lie '"bad." Ah. my lwy. it is
the en-ier to he cnod."' " '1 lie way of the
transgressor is hard."' nr'Kifclju I'mjlc.
The Flute (.Irl'a Debnt.
When a gir! reaches womanhood and
her family de-ire to indicate to the tribe
that the r danchter has na.hel the mar
riageable period she makes her debut, a
you say in K:i-li-h. but the I'iute girl
comes out in fin entirely different way
from that ad"p'-d by lier white sister.
Just before she leaches womanhood her
grari'lni itiiei-h is e-.peci.it charge of her.
To that oi l iad. who.-e yea's are sun
p..sei to l.a.c 1 1 i.ight wisdom, th-' girl is
ci .en.
and i
irupor; .'.1
, sclio
Ins t.
if!
is her 111 domestic duties
he: lie i.;:tiin ai:d
e w'.f !v relation. The
kirl t;
ti vs
v 1111.
w t 1 1 1 1. otd
r leiii.ile rela-
. tit
here
:i-!i 1- a
.-mail wig
witii them
,i- time she
. -r 1 to be
Mi.
remains
l.ui-i:.g i.
t t'iv.- .!
1 K
i.g
!t
col:
tl.' My of pll-
ay, ;:t uiorn
ks live piles
da. K.ery
her to the
I. 1 lire t -i
r.i '! irght. sr.e
. iii.i.k:!!: n.ieea e.u h
- , r ! 1 itiie; . take
' . I n' be.
: .-- g:e-, (,.!'
ami reiur:'- t
id at the end of I lie I line
lihiag to her attendants
lie- f;"i;ih bilge. Very
treijueiitiy t h v.
s-nt- ;, r leiii.ile
t i.i-iv-. and 1
valual l.- pre-eiif
ai 1 . 1 it wMch -be pre
ai ; .-1.1l.ii1 ts 1.- tjiii;.' e.
rigar.Ied by thi ni .1- a
A lien the voiing girl
has si'cni l-iii v-tive ii.iv 111 Ihi- teenee
8be ha- made hei 'eimt into the s-wicty of
her tribe, and ih.-t is considered as a
public announcement th it si:e is ready to
marry. ('! r unnMn ''.
MODERN CONUNDRUMS.
Y hen is
a girl like a
gi i-t u!i oii-e
oil. -7.orti
"When .-he
(.'101 nVr.
has her sash
Why is a burglar like a dog that tries to
Catch its tad ? IVcau-e ,t- goes round
after his swag. ''i mx .o'fti;ii.
Why is tlie press like l'rov idence 7 lie
cause not a " sparrer " falL-th to tha
ground wit hoi it it - notice. foe It ('on rirr
Why is the man at the lower end of a
whip -aw like a man who i- dt-ad anil
buried ? Hecaiise he i- under the -awed.
JoNfuii 7'ron-f rit.
This i- t lie dillerelice bet rt eeii a part of
our cider receptacle and a trick with cards
one is a jug hmdleand the other is a
hand juggle . I. mi t It t'ourii r.
' es." said .b ines. " when my wife gets
mad she reminds me of a vessel under
weigh."
' i low so?" imiuired Smith.
' Hi-cause she's g"t her rancor tip."
iiosfon 'on it r. j
"Ma," cr ed Charlie Caution at snp-i
per la-t night, " w hat are pa's dress pants
made of " I
' I hev are made of doeskin. Charlie "
stop sjiul.ng that milk 011 the clean table
Cloth. '
" Well, ma, why are they like the crust
on this biscuit ?"
" 1 don't know. I'm sure."
' llei atise they're doughskin." said
Charlie, ducking his head as his father
reached for him. VUinburg ChronicLe
Tcleyrajih. From the Bloody Urtnnd.
ToLI.ESP.OIlO, Kt.
Vn. S. H. IIa iitman A Co. 1 keep the
largest stock ot medicines of any store in
Lewis county, with the exception of a drue
store in Vanceburg, our souuty seat, and
am selling a preat deal of yonr reruns and
Manalin. It is giving the best satisfaction
d any medicine that I ever handled. In one
cuse, oiu constatile for this precinct, lias
been verv sick and low spirited for a !onu
tune. For seven years he has tried ail the
doctors here, and we have some Rood ones,
but they did him no cood. After much per
auasii n I sold bim two bottles of I'eruna
and Mara'in. He took half ef the medicine.
I could see a great change in him, and now
he is as sound a man apparently as there is
In this vicinity, and says he is entirely well,
lie Is a number one man, and is hithly re
spected. He is satisfied that your medicine
sived his life, after all the doctors and ad
medicines had faild. Heine unacquainted
with you, I refer you to John Shbl;to A Co.
Aitor, Tinrkard A Co., and other business
houses of Cincinnati.
K. 1j. CiiLtEsriE, I M.
"Tom Know How It la Yonraelff."
There Is not a particle of doubt but you
have to this day a vivid recollection of the i
h .rrlble, nauseating doses of worm-ieed tea
ore.rups forced down your throat twenty
t ars ago by an over-solicltons aunt or
Kr ndnnher who pronounced your case
wnm. You will be. able to apyreciate a
y-riiiiiuge bke McDonald's celebrated wotia
powder. The most efTectire and reliable
w inn destroyer of the age. So easy and
pi a-aL t to take the. patient will never know
: ..: d fine is te ng administered. Money
ref'indn I to dissatisfied buyers. For sale
tj J.l'iies.
Johnp-tos, Hoi.t.owat A Co.,
l'bilar'.elphia Acents.
Wanttd.
i ." orFt rase in Cambria county ot
si- iiiin, irsir"las, tetter or blood disease
ol miy nrtur?. itiheiited or cuiieil, to pnr
hae one bottle of McDonald's pre at blood
purifier or sarsaparilllan ajirnatlve, vise as
ilirei-ti'd and tf not benefitted many times
the value of its cost, vonr money will be re
turned. Johnston, Jiolloway A Co., I'liila
ielpliia ant'iiU. Suiil by K. James, Ebens
bur. 5-J.-ly.
That
fepi'mif of mental dullness, ttiat troublesome i
bilious heaa.icl.e, fastidiousness as to food, t
and weary acbitur pain in the small of the '
back r.in a'l tie itotten rid ef by usinu one
box of Mi l)ina!d's Improved Liver Tills. j
I)!iifitir.lied bujerscan have their money .
refuni'.e-!. Johsston, Hoi.i.owat f.'o., 1
l'hilad -Ipt ia, Agents." ( 5-.-ly
II M Mlpery Ulan Tyr.
"The Snu'ti," s.iy tfie author of ' The j
Hiwi-ier S.;.iiK'!u:ater," "wore one class eye j
and a wij The glm eye was cn.itantly j
slipDinu out of focus, and the win turnlnij j
around sideivi.s 011 his head when le ad- (
dteed penp'e of the F'uit Creek '
sricl." Sot snecnrle. Parker's Hair Iial 1
Uiiu jiti-erns and promotes the urowtli of I
the i.aturnl hair It alio teitures the Hat
lira? ciilur to hair which has failed or become
jtray. C'ean, t-ietrand, briirficial, highly per
f aii.pi! .
t riOUP. s MtMJI'lNti COrII and tten
AstrniiH itumt'liauit relifveii bv Acker's
KiikIisIi IieiueJj . iulj uo Jer Luarantte by
. Jimt:.
r 885- i
l885.
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Under a Democratic Na
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The Will of the People
Vindicated and the
Great Wroncr
Righted.
congratulates Its Pemocratl" renders on the dawn
of a new year, under conditions that bare not ex
isted for a quarter of a century
"Rinir oat the old. rlnar In the new,
King out the lalne. ring in the true."
Clereland and Hendricks hare been elected.
After the fourth ol March there will be a Demo
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possibilities toi the progress, prosperity and ad
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As I'm Post has labored nnceaslnirlv fortwen-tT-flre
years for these Klorlous results, so It will
extend to the new administration a hearty (creel
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We are on the threshold ol Important events and
jrreat chnnites. To a Iiemnorat who aided In
Cleveland's election, the future Is full of Interest
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Incoming administration. Its policy at home and
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so replete with matters of interest to iMmocrats
as the one which we are about to enter. The
meeting of Congress, the declaration of the Pres
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the changes In tne untitle service, the opening up
of the book, all are of great concern. The W'ekk
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with judicious comment from the old Democratic
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than a quarter of a centnry of defeat impaired its
energies.
The session of the Legislature, with a Reform
Otvernor opposed by a Republican maierity,
prumises to be Iruitful of important Issues and ex
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will be even more Interesting In Its broader field.
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Now the time Tor Iiemo.-pl every where to take
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chosen representatives, by extenuing the circula
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party to day stands tur a majority of the American
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administer the general (rovernmeut. Truth Is
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A PERSIAN riCTTJRE.
nawthe Shah Llrri In bla Capital.
In the capital, says the London World,
the Shnh may frequently be een on horse,
hack, and, like all Persian gentlemen, he
rides well; his horses, with long and un
cut tails, dyed crimson for some six inches
at their tips, (the jealously guarded
privilege of the King and his sons,) are
distinguished by their value and beauty.
Here, too, the Shah's quiet taste is ap
parent in the sombre materials of his sad
dlery, though of course each spirited
charger has its pure gold or jeweled neck
lit and trappings, and these barbaric orna
ments certainly do not detract from its ap"
pearance. Riding alone, his eyes general
ly on the ground, his Majesty still main,
tains a staff of some dozen royal running
footmen, who, clad in his state livery of
scarlet and gold, and wearing the turreted
hats of other days, with their jingling
ornaments, and each armed with his silver
staff of office, hover round the Shah, while
one remains at his stirrup to indicate the
royal pleasure. Behind come one or two
of the Ministers, then pell-mell the throng
of mounted conrtiers. secretaries, officials,
and their hangers on, while the royal
body-guard of irregulars, each with his
gun slung in a scarlet cloth case across his
back, mix promiscuously among the mis
cellaneous crowd of 100 to 200 horsemen
without whom the Shah is hardly ever
seen. The royal carriage most in vogue
with his Majesty bears a suspicious like
ness to one of our Sheriff's vehicles; eight
horses are harnessed to it, the pairs being
ridden bv four postilions in scarlet. Asa
rule the King is alone, the only exceptions
being when accompanied by one of his
sons or the Prime Minister, or perhaps
some religious niaimate. Krratic as he is in
his movements, passing from one suburban
palace to another, the royal route may
generally be asrertained by observing the
water carriers, wno carefully sprinkle the
road the King will use. Nor is this a need
less form, ns the ordinary state of the
roads, if they mav be dignified with that
title, round Teheran is similar to the
dustiest of Derbys.
At o'clock ' the royal breakfast is
served. It is a solitary meal. The King
is squattine on the ground ; some 50 dishes
are set before him. His Majesty selects
the simplest, and quenches his thirst with
buttermilk or iced sherbets, which are
served in delicious profusion in magnificent
china Ixiwls. Dead silence is observed by
the few favored courtiers who stand
around the walls of the apartments. The
royal butlers silently hand the various
lihes. As the King eats he addresses
tiiose whom lie may deign to honor with
his notice, and these fortunate ones bow
low mid answer in humble affirmatives:
"May I lie yonr sacrifice. Asylum of the
I" ni verse. So it is." and so on. The same
kind of language is used by the royal
Princes in addressing their father, and
they would not presume to attempt to sit
in the royal presence; but as in Persia no
son would sit in his father's presence un
less ordered to do so, this is more due to
lilial respect than the awe of majesty. The
King rinses his niout h and wines his hands
over a golden bowl, and then he rises and
the meal is served to the Princes. tin j
leaving them it goes to the courtiers,
and lastly the royal famishes pick the '
bones, and literally lick the plntters !
clean. The royal dinner, served nhont
'. P. M , is a repetition of the breakfant:
generally it is evlivened by the playing of
the brass bands, or by the music of the j
native musicians attached to the court, j
The dignatariesof the court are numerous, !
and consist of the l.i in I Chamberlain, the j
chief carpet .-prvader. I lie chief oxecut ioner,
Ihelxml Hih Treasurer, the chief hunts-
man, the Prime Minister, and the head of '
the Foreign tf!icc. Then coaie the minor
dignitaries . the chief if the guard, the i
chief doctor, the chief b.-iilnr, the chief '
of the telegraphs, the master of the horse, !
the Court poet, and the Court painter j
are imt wanting. All these oflice are
sa iaried ami every royn ! has his privileges of j
ippresMii hi- mi Imnl 'Hates ami ot extort- I
iiug from niiisiilers. l Mien salaries are not
p;:id, or are Im ieUed. or presents far ex- !
feeding their amount are made to tiie
hah himself or his ministers. Hut every
man, from the Prime .i imter downward.
has his legitimate pcicjiiiMtes. his lawful '
peculations -in fact, the tnodakcl (or
tlnstoorie. as it is called in India) aligned ;
to his posit ion. Of evei yt himr t ha t passes
through his hands something sticks, and
t he l.truer his affairs i he bigger his prufiis.
In Pers a everything is Mld (iovernor
ships..! mlgi siiijis, religious o.lii es. places of i
every k'lid. olli. ial protect ion. all The
great otlicials are as corrupt as Hai on, but
the' are not delected, of, if detected, j
know how to buy safety.
The King's visit to Kurope tended for
the tiint to civilize him, but before a year '
had expired he wanted toexcciite the Prime i
Minister. lie had lighted his palace with j
gas, and even started the eiectric light
there: hut when he did not pay the salary !
of the genial Frenchman who provided I
that ligtit, all was dark once more. In 1
fact, t lie nah was int rodnced to t he high- j
handed proceedings of gas companies in
Kurope. Alter that the Frenchman got
his pay. and the supply has been steady ;
since. The King now ret urns salutes, as a i
rule: belore his-visits to Kurope he did !
not. He now looks at the pictures in the !
illustrated journals with pleasure. Put
when he last cros-ed the Caspian he slept
on t he HiKir in t he ladies' cabin under the
table, and on : he table he put. his In Hits.
He maintains a siait of giants and dwarfs.
Once it was a pl astirc to the Asylum of
the L'niveise to till a boat on one of the
large tanks of his numerous country
palaces, w ith the grandees of his kingdom
clad in gala com nine, and go into lits of
I.vughter as t he ImkU sank and the pillars
of the empire crawled out, muddy, wet
and bedraggled. And they say that on the
last visit ol the King of Kings to Kurope,
when .seated bet ween two royal ladies at
the uiuner tab. e. on lasting and sucking a
piece of asparagus, that he uttered the
hnlf devoured butt to the more august of
the two. with the idea that she should en
joy the pleasure he had experienced, say
ing, w it h I n 1 1 h en t enjoyment : " Pa, ba I
how good it is "'
A nrnarKlnfa Verdict.
M. E. decree, one of the principal drug
gists of Philinsburg Pa., writes :
Mr. A. McDonald, Keedsviile. Pa., Dear
Sir : One ot the most nroniiuent citizens
ot our city and a gentleman well known
and highly respected in the surroiinnint;
: country, called at our store and voluntarily
offeied to eo before a justice of the pence
and testify in an affidavit to the virtue
ot your Blood Purifier, saying that he had
used but three bottles, and was now en
tirely cured of a distressing and long con
tinued attac ; of erysipelas, and having tried
a nunii r of other remedies without receiv
inii any noticeable benefit. Plensn s.-nd us
i,ne dozen by express. We never had a
niedicme in our store that sells as readily or
ene such universal satisfaction as your
15 oad Purifier.
For i-crof iila. erys;pelas, fetter, salt rheum
skm diseaies, humors, sores, eruptions,
punt !cs, rtlri'ehes, swellings, tumors, noils,
u-cer-. sea'd h.-ad, ringworm, synhillis. and
nil blood dionlers, no remedy ever ib-vised
iquass in efficacy and p.iwvr McDonald's
ureal 15 nod l'uriliei or Sai a parilhin Alter
ative. Warrant ri. Seventy-five cenls uer
houi at nil dealers In medicines.
Johnston, MouowatACo .
Philadelphia Agents.
Now that sudden an. violent changes of
weather occur every twenfj-l'iur hours, al
' imwt everyone has a troublesome cold,
, u hicn, if negl- ct-d, may produce resu Is
that will tri'ii'd yon for the remainder of
; o-.)r life. Ir. Keller's Celetuiited Eng.
hsh Conph Me.1t.-ine Is especially deserving
. praise in this class f complaints. It never
fi!s ! It n ver rit-nppniit ! Inti nctions
for 1retmcnf of cmnp snd whoopino rniich
ai.io aecoinp.i iv eeii o.iiiie. Ev.-ry l.iiimv.
e.-p. eiitilv wlieie there i children, -hou'd
hav- a bottle. IVusi fid buy, rs ean have
"heir monpy refunded. Fur sale In K James
JOTINVTON. IIOM.OWAY it Co ,
Philadelphia Agents.
T HK r?E of I lct'rr.i or mercurials In 'he
frea'uieiil of cat ar i h wh -t In r in the tornr
of suppositories or i-it tinents should be
avoided, as they are both injurious and dan
gerous. Iodoform is easily detected hv its
ffensive ,vlor. The only reiiatde catarrh
remedy on the market to day Is Ely's Cream
r.al.fi. being free from a'l poisonous drugs.
It Ins ctiifd thousands of chronic and acure
cases, where all other remedies have failed.
a particle is applied into each nostril ; no
pain ; agreeable to nse. Price 50 cents ; of
druggists.
That felinz of mental rfullnpss. that
treublesomc bilious hfailitrhi. fast'nlious
riess is to rrK.cJ, and warv nching pnln in
the small of the back, can till be potter) rid
of tiy nsina one box McDonald's Improved
l.lvi r l'i'is. Money refunded to dissatisfied
Ouyera. For sale bv E Janie.
JOHNSTOM, IlOI.I.OWAT A Co..
Philadelphia Agents.
Fits. All fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. No flta after first )
day's use. Marvelons cares. Treatise and '
f2 iiO trial bottla free to fit cases. Send to
Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Ta, I
WHAT STKTJCX HIST!
The 7f yatrry of Deadly Attaek SolveA
by a Newspaper Paragraph,
Boiton Herald.
" How are Americans lyted In England
And Mr. B. F. Larrabee, 43 Cheater
Square, ex-director of the New Tork & Boa
ton Despatch Express Company, who haa
recently returned from a eoslderable res
idence in London, answered : " If they
have good recommendation and behave
themselves the'- are well treated, but they
will like the English people, any way.
when aequain . anoe ripens into eon fldenee."
"How do the English compare with
Americana "
"The finest looking men In the world
ean be seen on pleasant days of the Ion
don seascn. promenading Piccadilly. The
English ladies, however, are neither ao
neat in appearance nor bo graceful of form
and movement as the Americans, but they
eeem to enjoy more robust health."
" Are English people longer lived than
onr reople t"
"I don't know. I hare not fully Investi
gated. But I remember once hearing read
a newspaper paragraph entitled why do
Englishmen Live Longer than Amerleanar'
That paragraph, by the way, once solved
a great mystery for me."
" Ah, indeed, another ' trfbnte to the
power of the press ?' " suggested the re
porter. " Yea, if you so please to eall It. In
1879 when I was residing at the Common
wealth hotel, in this city. I had occasion
to do some business in Washington street
When I got to the corner of Franklin, I
seemed to feel a blow In the breast and
fell to the pavement like a dead man.
When I recovered consciousness I wae
taken to my hotel. I first thought some
enemy had struck me, but my physician
assured me that such could not be the
case and advised strictest quiet. For six
long weeks I was unable to lie down. I
was violently ill, and my physicians said
I would probably never walk the streets
of Boston again. I did not want to
die, but who can expert to live when' all
doctors say he cannot t" And Mr. Jrra
bee smiled, sarcastically, and expressed
himself very freely concerning the num
ber of common disorders which are con
trolled by remedies which physicians wxil
not employ.
" But how about that paragraph "
" Yes. yes. When I was obliged to slf.
np in bed day and night for fear of suffo
cation, and hourly expected death, m
nurse begged the privilege of reading tha
paragraph to me. I refused him at flrsi,.
but he persisted. Itdescribed my condition
so exactly, that for the first time I began
to realize what had prostrated me. I was
filled with a si range hope. I at once dis
missed my physicians and immediately
began Warner's safe cure. In a few
months, I was restored to perfect health,
notwithstanding mine was one of the
worst cases of brlght's disease of the kid
neys, which all ray physicians. and I had
the best special lb ts in Boston, said was
incurable. I tell you, when a man gets
into the desperate condition I was in, he
doesn't forget what rescues him."
"But were the effects rermanent "
" That was five years a--o." paid Mr. Lar-'
rabee, " and for thirty years I have not been
bo well as during the past live years. If X
had known what 1 do now, I would have
checked the mntter long ago, for it was in
my avstem for years, revealing itself in my
blood, by frequent attacks ot chills, jaun
dice, vtrtlgo. typhoid fever, nervousness,
wakeful nights, etc., etc. I t'ok over forty
bottles before I got up and ever one hun
dred and lifty before I was well. I have
commended that treatment in thousands
of raes of general debility, kidney and
liver disorder, etc., and have never heard
ljl concerning it. I bank on it."
"tweaking of par.', jrnpris, how do Eng
lish papers compare with American, in
tnis particular "
"eil, tne have fewer witty para
graphs, but the sturdier papers, like the
i'ail .Mall timrtte, St. James Omette, and
Truth, abound in sharp, incisive para
graphs without wit. In general, Ameri
can papers make the most of news, the
Jxjniion I upers make iho most of opinion."
Hon hi I tiitfe ).i c.
When oi e llyes in rented ln.ie-e.-. writes
a coi'respoiident, tliey are ulien found
l.-irkiiig in closii room I will u-il how we
made a suli-titute for a Mardrnbo in a
house of this kind. There wa a rei ess by
t he side of the chimney, and in th.it i had
t w m el vis fit ted. one n ! .nil i;uht inches
from ii. !'-. : nd the other about tive
feet above ti,.. : . I hen i m.nie a cur
tain just long cii.,..!i to reacii iniin one
shelf to the other, .'.i id.- it in two parts
nnd hemmed it nt Imt Ii ends, i nn a -tone
w ire in both hems, which w h, .,i.-teneil
id each end to the shelve- and a No la the
middle. Below I lie upper shell i ir d two
rows of hooks put . aim m closet w.i- tin-i.-heii
The cuitain being : ...-tene-1. In it h
top and bottom. - mi e-s: i , d . c. p.i.ied the
ih:-t It purled ,n the nit,l.'.;c and could
be iim-hcil back cither way. -i.j p.ne; easily
on t lie w ire A small c!w-et o the same
kind tould be made in the cornet ol a
room, nsiiitr shelves that lit into the cor
ner. Cietontieor canton tlauucl makes a
good curtain A wide liem shuild be
made, and a casing for the w.re st ttchetl
about twoinihes from the e.loe. so as to
leave a lieaumi! noovc I ho l.otloia is
finished m 1 he same v hv
A bout Pie.
To prevent pies baking over (Joocl pie
apples, such as (ireenimis. do not require
any water. Two or three tablespoonf nl.s
are enough for oorer apples later in the
season Sweeten, season, and add a small
piece of butter Cut the under crust a
little larger than the dish, lap it over the
upper crust, pinch tijht aad in.nk ;' n
fork.
NOTICE
DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, ALU I
! We now ci !Tr "a real art treasure."
The Bust Soi'vekir Enoravi.no yet Issued t
OT
Cleveland and Hendricks,
Tinden Included. I'niipie design. No ehoddyv
Heal vp.lue.
3 Chromatic Tints. Heavy Plate Tmper. 12x29
2 tirades-75c. and v. Clubs and Agents. Spe
cial Terms. Tend Postal Notes.
J. HI. CKBTY A CO., lcw York.
WHAT A DIME Will DO FOR YOU i
TO THE READERS OF THIS PA-
r man: the following special offer to
enii on receipt of Tr. ck!ti. in money or pos
taire stamp, o jr latest finely lithiKraphnd book.'
wlurh eoiitains actuarial calculatlnns. showing
Woman's Chscks or Marhiagk at different
aires; Hod's N amk in forty-jRht ditrerent lan-.
pnages : How to read. writ and speak correctly
tho English Innirvmire. wtthont the aid of
tirammar ; II 1 titMC II 1. 1. US ; a Sermon
to yoanR men by America's most noted divine;
Choice selections of poetry; Album verses t
M'h at Men n eku Wives foh ; a complete com
pilation of 1a ws for successful v cnn.MicrinC
mercantile business; Treatise nnCOSI'7l P
TION jitssjieeiiy and effectual cure ; iNson
1 I A , i-nrv it may surely be overcome : !I PII
THKI1I A, its causrt. effect and renieiiy ; Rules
for puysieai care of Infnntu nnd 'hi!'ir"n, by a
prominent physician ; III: A D-.4CIS F.ft, their
oriein and eradication. " Women are wbatmea
doih make tnem ;" tucffetions to Wives; Ta
bles of the revenues, expenditure, commerce,
pupulatioti and area of the principal nations, la
fact, it is a bixik needed by every one, apprecia
ted by all. and it is only sold t you at ton cents
so that it may be intr.iducexl in your vicinity,
and thereby ti?.;v.ra for us a urvc demand lrum
T"r f Honiis and neitnlrs. Address
DUFFY PUB. CO., B3 South et i
Ilaltlmore-, .lid.
MALARIA IS THE CURSE OF HU
MANITY end follows It, like a Nemesis, Into erery walk
of Lie.
TOI" A HI'. ITS V ICTTT.
Physicians who are candid sny they rsnnot
help yen. Hut for om ikh.mii i w ni snil vou
a full rc iie by which any one can make Two
Quarts of ihe l'est Malnria and l'.li I Mixture
ever known. It always pives Baiislaflion. It
has been used for years in lu'v.ai.d i The only
recopniKii s.andard for all M.iljcrioins and flood
disorders anil lieneral lict.ility. It was discov
ered by an eminent Human physician, who says
he uses it constancy among all claasiw and
that it never fa. Is. 'I nn orrcR isnrss osi.r
for a i.iVT-rvt- tt v. ni'rcfs. nr.ntioninjr thta
paner. I.ICVf .TIASOSi, 39 Untvlcy St..
liochrstrr, . 1. T
' IOEST." W'e desire a representative In thi
section forour new hook, " Kistm or Kon
TT.KE." A piwvl person can make from 20to fro
weekly. All want to knicT how our jrr.-at men
made the.r f irtuae'., ana tli s book t';.'s van
how. Lit: ce indure::ients. I. S.- Send Tr, cn'nt.s
for romp:! U' outfit, and r.a yonr first orr'.erto n
w e w.U allow yen to deduct it. This Kfves out
Jit frc and a chance to make mon. y fat.
MANHATTAN 11 Ti. ;u..'.l lek-.i.an st.,N.Y.
m TT .n. m r m sww
1 1.--4
z Lev. Prices.
SOLD IHAit PrTB Or" THE COUNTRY
--'iJ- -h, Afc.r io nor , KLY
Drf,lo,-; rF'- "TAucaua
I
1
THE
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OF -
Wolfs Pioneer
TO CRUSH OUT
igla-Tonecl PRICES
AND-
Grilt-Eclgecl PROFITS.
THIS r.lUST AND WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED
OUR LONG AND ACTIVE EXPERIENCE IN THE SALE OF
READY-MADE CLOTHING
And Gent's Furnishing Goods,
Gives us the advantage of knowing the wants of all classes
of people. An experience of thirty years of success
ful business enables us to buy or have made
such clothing as will suit the trade.
Our Stock of Spring and Summer Clothing
For Mteti and, Itota ia simply immense, lielter goods tvere never put
togetlier. the style, workmanship ami variety having never been equaled
atthts or any other house. All our goods are made to order and the
prices are scaled down to induce rapid sales. Everybody will therefore
subserve their own interests by buying at
GODFREY WOLF'S Old Reliable CLOTHING HOUSE,
NEXT TO POSTOFFICE, ALTOONA, PA.
P. S. Our Youths' Departments contains the largest and test assortment of
clothing in the city, and our stock of Furnishing Goods is unsurpassed in quanti
ty, quality and cheapness by any other stock of the kind here or elsewhere.
COUCH'S NKW OIJLDirVG..
Corner Eleventh Avenue a 13th Street Altoona,
WHEKE HAS JUST BEEN KKCE1VEF) ABOTJ r
$M0 WORTH oTfke BEST QUALITY anl BEST MADE CLOTHING,
HATS, CAPS, GENTS FURNISHING GOODS, ETC..
Whlrti we irnarntee to ell at 20 Trr mat. Irnn
ers ntT therrtore rest o?urel that they can nave from two to five dollars tn the turrtiAe ot a ult ol
ol clothes or an orercoat bv dealing with us. So j.lease (five as a rail an J examine oor if oods and" lefi
our prtea before Investing your money elsewhere. Wo trouble to show jfooda.
XI. MA11CII, Proprietor.
AITOONA, IA.. tKTTOBER 27. lW2.-tt.
GEIS.FOSTER&QUINN,
113 & 115 CLIXTOX STREET, JOHNSTOWN, PA.,
-AlWAVS
LARCEST AND CHEAPEST STOCK OF
Dry a,xicL Dress GroocLs,
NOTIONS, MILLINERY, CARPETS, ETC.,
to be found in Cambria or adjoining counties. IForpet not the street and nnn,ber
and fail not to eall buy and be happy.
PETER HENDERSON & GO.'S
spras isi pi
Are Anunally Sown ami Planlei in Haifa Million Gardens!
CSTThis Year's Catalogue Freo on Application.
PETER HENDERSON &
Always Buy The Fewest and Tim SEG's"!
When it rtnnt cost any mw thin nn n. tfrlr yon Imvo had a linn-lr.-ti . .. ,r
tifiy Uiiics you vishtH) for Mmcthint; ottw.
MARVIN'S SUPERIOR CRACKERS
-A-23, 22
A?lt your Grorer for the
GINGER FINGERS. BIG
DIAMONDS AND SWEET HEARTS thia is Entirely New.
ICED HONEY FINGER CAKES. WHITE ELEPHANT CAKES, yon want to see these.
TABLE BiSCUIT, just what you want TOAST BISCUIT, it saves lots of trouble
EXTRA SODAS AND OAT MEAL CRACKERS.
Oir rppntritton on thw CJoo.) is rroatr thnn w n part- to !..t-; but wh.-n ron 1om fool n-, n n
iSm'" "" 1 kwoww,,at Pl.ttpn Is the time j i will aiira wite Marvin's KxtraSoC
ALWAYS ASK FOR WARTIV8 CRACKERS AT Y0CR CEOCERS.
Office and Factory, 91, 93, 95 & 97 Liberty St., Pittsburgfc
IMPORTANT PBVOCTfOV ft THE PRICE
L3 K ?3 Wm
ealth is Wealth
l)n 1- C West's Khhtb akd T.hai Ttifat
Kent, n R.simntwvl trcilic fur llyslrria, iJizit
rsosB, t'oaviilt-ions. lit. Ncrroim Nrnrrilcis.
IoalaclusIerTus ProHtmtion c:iuctl tiy t !; ivj
Df nlcoliol f)rtolrcc, Wukofulnffo, ?.?'nt:'.l XTt-pressio-A
Hofteninur cif the lirnin rcsnli int; in tn
MTiitr lf-ndin to misery, ci rny aui d ath,
lrOTnnuro Ol 1 Arro. narrtrit!C(-s, Lof." of pw r
-a either -x, InTolnctary Ixwkii nnd HpomiBt
rrhren ruvil byovtH--xortion of tho bruin, poif
hasor over-iilu'.sco. Fjich hoi c-ctins
onoinontH's treotmit. $l.lX)a box. or mix boxos
tor Jj.O). sent Uyiuaji prepaid on receipt of price
YTE c;r.raxTEn SIX BOXES
Tocm-o any caos. VTith ew-h orcW Tce?rod hyn
"cJilx x:;esi neeompanied with tUHi will
pendtheinirohawronr WTitten Kiiarantoe to r
rand tho rnonoy if the trentment doCvteffct
A Cere. Cusr&atees tssuod only by
JOHN O. WEST & CO,
862 W. MADISON ST., CHlCWGO, ILLS,
Eoic Prop's West's Liver Pills.
Tr. Li Bare, R 1
urocwwiR to JAM
Mil mmmw viuie iucwwi. UO tiCIM. &
IWTwMn-y, frnnc W emky . (.owrHrt,
aad nre
Art 4ft.. nr. 0. I.. l.B H(.K. Vrt r,4 HnUn w s
. ' - W -'I
felXXCASot U. Liz. iiult' i X
WANTED ! "- .i..-V.-,i..
e. rVL,A Kl nrul ?i pr'lr. ; oil. .j p..te .- u,
Addrass, Le CLARE t, KtKrtlCK. brigh.cu, N.T.
WAXTF.n OneuBcnt. lady r.r -entlHint in
" T every county, stpn.iv c(milvint iin
Unts nre mHkln from d:i to 87 ir 1hv
Bnnlniil i.a aimi I... ... .
t'ul!
VKK K' rOMI'ANY,
H-x 1.1, !v. Hrow.f y. New York.
.XlL
Clothing House,
DK IIAL) AT THE
CLOTHING HOUSE
than iit othr Clothing Hun., in ,. ,
HATE TIIE-
CO. 85,L2S5sS' 8treet
following New flood:
COOKIES, same aa vour Kranrimnihpr mono
OF 'Ont Oance bottles reduced from 1 5 cts to 1 0 cent!
irT""'u"" wn'esauceoTrom &0cts. to ZScerrts
Th Bllblir TTlllil. Ml mrr.nt m..-,- I... i j
tM.ttied by ns, ai ike imitations arc w tirtiJt-si.
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MOW IN USE 36,989. i
JIM S ISVESTMEJUS.
A Coloird
( ItlKen Drmnnilrair, y.
f tionil Lurk arr I ,rr.
Klartia or
Jim know -l all kinds of siltii
he knowed 'must evt-r t!;iri i. I
looked to rue like nil ttie i i l.-r i wns
'I it
''""it
bad lnrk. mid mi I fisk-d him if t)it r- rn t
any fzntvl luck sitms. He fay:
"Michty ft-w nn' (ley Rin' no u. f,, a
body. What you want to know w)...,, L..tfl
luck's a-comin' for wnnt to ko p t ,f?
And he said : " If youV l,airJ ;uiJi, ca
a hairy brenV, it's a sitrn yoii't a'wyiJP t'
be rich. Well.dey's sume use in a ln ;j,.e
dat, 'knsi- it's o fur nhciid. V.-. rii;i"
be yon's trot toer)' a longtime f,
po yoti iniirM iit liiouraL'-' c;i kill vV-.f
't yon didn' know de fcin dat you fr'wvna
to ik rich hymetiy."
"Have yn pot hairy arms and ,i t ;i;.T
breast. .Tim 7" J
" What's dense to ax dat question I) .,
you s- I has "
"Well, are you rich f "
" Xo ; but I ben rich wnnst. nnd trwri
to lie rich atrin. Wnnst I had fo tc.-t,
lars. but I tuck to sp-ciilat'tr, en cot i,-,Jt"
ed out." u
' What did vou srieculate in, -Tim "
"Well, fust "I tackled stock.."
" What kind of stock "
" N hy. live stock, t attU-. you k..mv
put ten dollars in a cow. Hut I aln t L.w
to rok no mo' ninnev in st'K k. Ik- ow
'ii died on tnv hnn's '
r
;.Tic
up
" So you lo?t the ten dollars "
"No; I didn't lose it all I on'y .' ).t
Tlfne of it. 1 sole de hide en t;il!ei J-.r ,j .'i
lar en ten cents "
" Vou had ti p dollars and ten !,
Did yon ieculate anv more "
" es. Von know fat otiednitri.-! n:L. .,
dat li'l"itrs toole Misto llradi-h '
Hot up a l; r?k. en s.-.v nnylHuly il.ii ..'
dollar woiiiii ml ti ' dollars mo' at vh",',
de year. Wei';, all U- ri!--i-rs -n
dey didn'have Tnu'di. 1 wnsihei -Vj ,-.jJr
flat had tttnen. Si I stuck out f rt ' . ,
to' dollars, en i said 'f I didn' tn . j ,t
Man a oaim iiiasi-i r;i.o n.i:r - J
it
nlirt-'cr w.uit to keep me out cr
bckase he snyiley irnrn'l tiiii.;
l-:1i-S,
r.i'ii
lor two liaiiks. s,, ;e s.iy I i -ould ;t :
five dollars c-t he jav i,:e t:.m ::v( ;
en' it do year.
" So 1 dour Jt. lien 1 ni k'n"d I'd ir:
de tliirty tiv- dollars riirf.t .; ;
t hitiK-" a-i:.' i in'. I i"-v v ii. a ni.-ii
H'.At. !,it had tch.'d n ivi .. 1 ,
marster didn' know it : en I l.onnt n i
hiin. en told him to t.ike : llor: :,v(.
lars when !p n' er lie vear iome
la
.1-
fcomei.oiiy stolif ilf msui ilal ilal iiui.l ,
lipx' dav de on-la iL'eil ihul-i-i .
bank's tnwled. So tlry didn" ii iin- i.;
IiO U'oin y
"What did yon do with the ten ccr.'s
Jim '
" Well. I "j:7. pwyne to s;wn' it . but I
A dream, en dc dream to!.- hip t i t
a nisirer name' Malum- B.ilmn's ,)..y
rail him, for short ; he' tmc er Ipmi i h ;u kle
beads, you k "t litit he's lurkv. dev suv
n I see I mt -"! ''ioky Dc dreim shv ict
lialum i:,ies ie ten vrJ en he d ri',"ki-
raise for Well, lial'im he tu k '!e
money, en when he wuz in Iraii !, i.( :, r
de tiitai i rr say dat whot cr uuc t.i
po' leu' to de lird. en lnun' tn i:;t i..s
money back a hr.nd d times So I',ai :ii ) e
Tnrk en K've de ten cents to de po en :n
low to see what wuz ewioe to co'ne of it."
" Well, what did come of it. .Jim - "
"Xuflin never come .f it. I couldn't
manaire to k'leck dat mojiey no wav : en
Halum be couldn". I tin' trw yr.e to ii tr i r
mo' money 'dout I see de security . Hun'
to pit yo' motiey back a haml'd 'tiino. i:s
prtHther say ! Kf 1 omU pit de 'en . :
back. I'd call it sqr.ah. er lie jrlad crde
t chanst."
' Well, it's all rizht anywny. .Tim. lor - as
you're poing to be rich al'atu vitne t::ne or
othr "
"Yes en I's rich tiow.o i::e to I nfci.r it.
I owns myse'f.en I's wuthit:lit l:ii: i d d. ,1
lars. But live stock's too n-sky. li nk I
wisht I had de eitrht hnr.d" 1 ih ...irs,
en somebody e'.se had de cier." Nirk
Twaoa. in the L'enturv.
COLORADO CnTTAXTES.
Kxfrnordlnitrjr Ilontpmanikhlp I)l
played ! Fearlea ( tnboji.
W had n finf-Ioolcinft herd ot hre,
they having iK't ii wt-11 carfi fur, dur:r.Jt
tTie winter, to pet them in jit-rfett cnii.'!
tion for tliis pi'a.in ft hard work: hut
thy were nil full of the it in its lrir.hD
tricfts. Sume burkttl f inly when the s-1 '
dlc was put on: others hu( ked wi'h
mptintiiiK; wliile the larce? nnm'-tr
TmcTied nt errentric intcrvafe whose recur
rfiiae could never be accurately calcnLiTeii
When tho horses hm trd. the s.i'Mle
only, it whs the custom the lv-.ys to
wo-r-y him into his little perfi-nn.-inre
with nil dispatch, jrivins; him j.l. n?y cf
rope, .nnd urcrin him to ""have it out"
with the sarid'e, before moiir-tin;: All
tht hoi-ses wi re vi ry skittish alxmt being
Sftd lVd. nnd to manace U. 'mices-fu'iy re
qr.irtd no little tact.
The hors aiiLri.t up by rT.e lariat over
his head was cant 'only approached, w inrl
inc up the lariat as one advanced " walk
in ,T tip on the rope" in thr-cuwlvy Mmm.
The horse's head rear bed'. hop (a'.ltd
a " li.-o kamore " wns twitf 1 Hrouirl his
nr5e, nnd he was to where the
Mtldle and bridle lay waiting i:p.n the
proitnd nnd the bridle pt on very zt-, r!y
cm r the rope th.it still c-t.ctrclcd hi- !:-(;
tiien f.rr.ilV holdine th-e bri'.le reins rv.i
aip.- i'i his lcft ha t. with his richt the
fxiwlmy cintion-.lv laul the sutl.i'irt
hlanki t- n cr Ti e h buck, nttd :f t
nnitunl jumped ' sb-...k theiri otT. f.hf
rxiwlwiy siiu!ly smiT' and lad t:e'ii
back ntrain. " If 'ic hore per-i-:ed
in refusimi In havs tny!i!t'e to do u :th
the blankets, he was hi nded with a
hatxlken hief. wlii ih nlmnvs had th
etlect ot keeinc t hi it: si ilk The blanV- is
ndjusled. t he stirrup and cine! as of t!i
richt si.-i- of the . ;:iUl!. wvre laid over !' e
top. that there nviht le sot tunc li'incmz
loos- from that l(. an. the saddle "as
lifted by the immel and laid ver
thrown across th bors-' tmck. 'i'i:-n
the cinchas wer-c-Miy . l ;.t a c. y ..rn.:y
tightened, the left handslil! tn ildiiic p
roje Hnd liridlc. and the rriiiswere km ' e l
to the rope at full lencth or passed vi r
the horse's head and fastened to the wi
dle horn. 'lakmc InJd f the t-xt viae
end of the la-it the ronlmy wnr.i I ri'
move the blind from th horse and wn:il
make a jump at him. -hen, if the n.T'n.il
had any iuidiiiHtjon for hnckmc. ha
penerall-beiran wirlt preat pron pw-vie
unil vicor. All Uiis m dm opernmii. si
lone in detail, reqmired but -a f
tninutes in the accouplishmetit.
When the horse tioily lecapie tired cf
the exerc:.--o h.-.f be could se n f l
worried is.t.i ln;ukimi no more, lie av.is
ncain caut -ously ar.runchfsl tiy wa'.k-niZ
up on the :upe: awl it was ume' ; '':
necespsnry U aeain blindfold 1 im bef.'-e
mountinR. With the coil of ro;) and tie
reins in tl. left hand, w ith tht ame t ar 1
the rider grasped ttie the check piece of
the bridlu, and sei.intr the saddle t; ra
with t)e other hand, his left foot in the
stirrup '4'iickiy sniinu hims!f into the
paddle. In moAintinc, in this marl ' r if
t he hors-e jump the rider is sure to la'i'i in
the saddle instead of Jiehini it. as is the
case ot cettuia on " parso- fash on. " so
culled, with left hand o- the horn p.thI
richt on the rantle. 1 he horse h i i
' l'sld dow-n in mount ii. so that if be
were intljma to bu k his ciipaciiv n
limiUfl. and the coil of ripe was kepi il
in haml solhat, if ot; was throwt,. he
could still treveiit the hj'rse from ftt;p-5
away.. i(oi ,ifbr.n in! nutii ;
TsRii never hs bo offered the -- f'a
....... ... . vuiiij n mruii. nir sif ll iT- . , s
of praise nd patroruect as McDonaal's eel-
ertatd Worm Powders. They conhine the .
t tiree tirst desirab points in any r-redy
Viz; SBiftllne.ss iii t(.se. e?ine. to tUe
JiCt effectiveness. They are po-ttivf 'v ti e
B re test worm d&sroyer of the e-. Msny
fthtklren suffer eotdinviiillv and Bnaliy die,
heir parents never Ureaming tLal tlieit ,lta
achs are it)fes.el snd fatfn through '-'
worms. Tweaty-five rents fttvo'ed In
boxot MeIoAalds celebrated Worm Tew
ders would fcareiSBved the ill tie sufferer's
life and Kivf-n back ita esy cheeks asi
blCfCmirin av.tlth. Any tso id fi Uif to
est. so ieptls'ion wheto worms exist, 'f1
more y Kdmr.i Iv refused. Sohl t'.l K
Jaii!r, Khetisiji.rc.
Jt'WKbTON, Uoi l,(WAt & Co ,
5-t.OJ lniladelphia Acvk'-
ASIUKI V.
Whm Hahy it rlrk. we rT tif-r t'il"' .
When dhe ! afhtlit. he rrie-1 tr l't:-'i'.
W hen 5h heeum ti, sbe clunu t'Bcf' r .
'bn (ihe h4 ,hildr-n. fhe are them ''.
For at James Itu Ptorw,
"1 DON'T FEEL WELL!" ThesU.tr.s h
is out of rder ; neelectef;, this mear.s colon
ic dyspeTda. Ton ghonld take Acker's P
pepiiia Tablets and avoid this terrible d:s
ea9e. Sold bv E. Junes.
(.-i rk for CRorr. 1 Pr. Thomas'
Filoitrl( Oil aeeordino tn directions. It IS
i the best remedy for all sudden attack' of
colds, pain arid innammmion, ana I'V""
AckfrV Dyspepsia TaMts never fail.
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