AlEAR'S bxamhg FOR $100. Tlie rV3v York WEEKLY WORLD. Jfaw rrrc. 'rw O !". Xew Knlldln, "iew Arpl"11""' and w 1.1 1 e In tirr Department. 92 Y HA Jit POSTAGE PA IV. SO Vents for Six Months. iitospi-:cTi;s. A COMPLETK FAMILY PAPER. KASONS Snenbt read its rifi;il Masosiu Defartmebt, edited tw nu'i ''f the most renowaed Free Masons, viitii ron'r tuitions tr.ra the pea of 1 imtlmrnUhe.l Mftaons. The WlvEKLY WORLD Is the enly lending newspaper In the cnnntry that as a i--inl department devoted to Masonic interests. OTFIER EXCELLENT FEATURES. 1. All the New, mrai'l'to and Interesting. X Td Kjrmfr' W'nr! I A lull paaje er Agricul tural nd Farm New. I The l,itr.rv W.,rld-A full paz5 of I.onir Sto ries and Short Stor es, Comic Ballads mnd Nrioii roams, Fairy Tail's and Sailors' Yarns. 4, The Hou'elteci."- Columns What every Wo rn. in wants to know. 6 Thu Vfterinarv Krpirtment With prescrip tions tree for all mf'"rnt.-r-. and full Instruc ts:. s rjr treatment of live stock. 8. The best ti -s Column In the world for Ama- tullr i,tTiril 7. Tbe l'i t 'heeler T'cpttrtmcnt In rhe world for hoth Arr.iteurs find l'roti-"lona!. t A C " nr ! r the Yonnif Folks Kiddle?, Cha rade. lu7ic, AT'ti'?. etc. , ,otjp'ef iMnrket Keportf Unrivaled; In do ts' 1 and aivnmey. 10. Anfwors to inquiries. fjich depart nrn' Is perrert or Its kind, and all ciinldiia 1 make tha best Weekly Newspaper ever put uh.il. THE If F W TORK WORI.II has no superior oa either ide of tae wto as a Live, Brilliant. Pertecly Appointed, 1'rncressira .ews,ap,r. UNEQUALLED OFFER to CLUB AGENTS. srt:riMi: corns free. THE HEW YORK WORLD, World ItulKliinr, May 12.1 .-"?. NKW YOUK. DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN PAPER. The Weekly Lam-aster Intelligencer If the oldest, the largest, the cheapest and tha beat weeklv published In Fennylvnnia. It feels that the present Slate carapalen Is of su preme Importance to'the Commonwealth, and that lhe election of the Iemocratle ticket challenge the earnest efforts of everv patriot. It believes In full and free discussion of the is sues, and that the circulation of Domoeratio jour nals Is the te."t wav to make the troth effective. Iemocratle. committeemen and workers can do no better service to the cause than to spread their local partv inurnals and a first class democratic State paper throughout their l;"r"-,!'- . It will lurnish from now until tne for .SO cents, cash in advance, an elirht pa-e pI .er of M colnmhs. and with seldom less thnn from 60 to 64 olld columns ol martins matter, Includinjr 1 The news ol the rtav received by mall and tel egraph from all part of the world up to the time of loinc to press, at 0 o'clock on Tuesday eveninir. a Fuitorlal comments on the leading topics or popular Interest trom 8 to 10 columns of original editorial matter weekly. 3 F.vervthimr relating to the State campaign In Pennsylvania. Including reports of meetings and speeches, addresses, etc., and pungent notes of the situation. . , , 4. Choice literary, poetical and humorous selec- 'sH'a fresh and well-conducted agricultural de partment. 6. Weeklv reports of the Lancaster, New Torlt and Philadelphia tobacco market, with account of the growinir crops, its cutting and curing. 7. All the local news of Iancastercity and coun ty and adiolnlng districts. 8. Household, commercial, produce, cattle, stock and money markets. v. Ixwal and general correspondence and special contributions on miscellaneous topics. SFrom this date to November ) 8. mailed free to any ad- 50 eta. drcs in Pennsylvania....! in I nnlrs. to one post otttce S 4.00 25 " " 10.00 Address, sending check or money order,! STE1NMAN A- HKNSEL, LaKcastkr, Pa, BfTir double the above amount the Lancaster Weekly Intellinrncer. the ("am Bin a FrkemaW and a nejit ar.d valuable little hook entitled "A Thous and Facts." or a conv of !r. Kendall's Treatise on the Horse and Iu diseases," will be furnished, sinitlv or In clulis, to each and every subscriber. both papers to be sent tor a peried ct three months Uemlt money to this otnee. State Normal School, Prcsicntsi I nsnritaoird Farilitlrsi for Hroparittsr Teachers for Enter lux Tlieir Field of Labor. 11. Ii. Johnston, 1. I. A. Shoemaker, .J J ill OK, A. V. 1 Juolc. JOHNSTON, SHOEIIAKSR & BUCK, IEleIls"bTrg,, lri o Wcney Received on Deposit VAflJ.F. OX lF.n.M. 1MERLST ALLOWED O.N TIME IlEPOSlTS. COLLECTIONS MADE A r ALf. ACI.ESSinLK PfilKTH. DIIAI'TS on the rrineipal Cities B.ncht mill Sold, nnil n GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TKANSACTKl). Accounts iolioitetl. A. W. LUCK, Cashier. Ehenshur. Miirh 10. 11K0.-tr. t vunn jjij mm a rr.Y r. o J 1111 Irt LI V AX A tJ JL Jl I JJXI Ani Vinafd:tureri nnl DpjiKm In HOMS ATID CITY MADE FURNITURE ! riasa and wm suns, LOUNGES fJKD.STEADS, TABLES, CHAIRS, HX ELEVENTH AVENUE, In t tu t it K'.ili and 1 7 1 Ii Ms., Thore Is no moro noblo pnrsuil than that of moulding human character, and no greater benefactor than the truly suc cessful teacher. If you intend to teach, prepare yourself tnorouichly, and thus make your work pleasant and profitable lor yourself and of real value to olhert. Every teacher shonld take a full course at a professional school, and Pennsylvania offers you none puperior to that of the INDIANA NORMAL SCHOOL of Penn'a. 1. LOCATION, beantirul, convenient and healthful. 2. HtlLDlNir and APPC KTENAN- CES, unexcelled. 3. INSTKl'CTOK; euccesslul. 4. '.JKAPUATES stand high wherever known. 6. COVKSK of STt'IY and plan of In struction are what youneed If you have de termined to become an earnest and suc cessful teacher. FALL Term will open SEPT. 4, 1882 For further particulars address L. H. DURLING, July 14. lsS2.-8t. I'KIMIPAL. onsrxr $20. experienced and TUE TORPEDO FISH. ITS WEAPONS OF DEFENSE AND THEIR SINGULAR C ONSTRUCTION. The torpedo is often found on Cape Cod. It belongs to trie ray lamiiy fishermen are often maae very aware of their presence in their nets, the shocks passing up the lines and even following up the splashes of water, com pleting a current in this insecure way, and giving the men a violent shock. A sjecimen half dead gave shocks when handled by Dr. Atwood, and in handling others in good condition he experienced hard usage and many shocks mat inrew him upon the ground as quick as if he had been knocked down by an axe. He also received shocks bv taking hold or the pole of the harpoon when at a dis tance of eight feet from the fish, and felt numbness when holding the rope attached to the harioon. tven when cutting the fish the fingers were so ariee ted that he with difficulty grasped the handle of the knife. The largest spe cimen of torpedo found in our wateis weighed nearlv two hundred pounds. The liver of this fish yields, in the larg est, about three gallons of oil, which is regarded as a superior quality for burn ing. To test the power or this nsn a duck was placed over one in an aquari um. It swam around quietly ror a lew minutes, but suddenly became restive, darting from side to side in an erratic manner, trying to escape, its discom fiture rapidlv increased, as was shown by gasping and the fluttering of its wings. That only seemed to exasperate the fish to further efforts, and ten min utes after the duck was placed in the water it was taken out dead. A large sunfish when put in the tank, showed its terror by trying to leap from it. but falling back it was soon paralyzed by the torpedo. An experiment has been maae in civil)!? the torpedo a shock, wnicu was unpleasantly affected, swimming far out of the way and shaking its body with a peculiar motion and opening its gills spasmodically, thus proving that it could be caught witu its own weapon. The battery, if it can be called such, oc cupies a posit iun between the skull and the nectoral fins on each side, and is a wonderful and complicated provision or nature. It is composed of a large num ber of upricht columns, each or which is covered and enclosed by an extremely thin membrane. These columns are airain built up of flat disks, separated by a delicate membrane, wir.cn seems to contain iluid. This structure may De roughly imitated by piling a number of coins on each other with a bladder oe tween each coin in fact, a kind of vol taic nile. The length of the columns and consequently the number of disks. varies according to the position in the body. The columns extend almost thro' the creature, from the skin of the back to that of the abdomen, and are clearly visible on both sides, so that those in the middle are necessarily the longest and those at either end become gradually shorter. In many large specimens more than one thousand columns were count ed, and the number of disks on an aver age of a hundred to an inch. XT WILL PAY YOU TO BUT AT Hasson's New CHEAP STORE, EBENSBTJKG, P., IF Tor WANT AMY Or TUB Honest Goods at Honest Prices EMBRACED IN TUE FOEEOWIXG LIST: ALUM, ALLSPICE, AXLE GREASE, BAKING POWDER, SODA, I5EAH, BLACKING, BRUSHES, BLUEING, BORAX, BRAID, BR'KFAST BACON, BROOMS, BUTTONS, CALICOES, CAMPHOR, CASTOR OIL, CARBON OIL, CARPET TACKS, CANNED APPLES, " CORN, " PEACHES, " PEARS,: " TOMATOES, CHEESE, CHEVIOTS, CHOCOLATE, CIGARS, CINNAMON, CLOVES, CLOTHES PINS, COFFEKS, CORN STARCH, CORSET JEANS, COMBS, CRACKERS, CREAM TARTER, CURRANTS, DRIED APPLES, CORN, PEACHES, DRESS LININGS. EXTRACTS and ESSENCES, FIGS, FISH, " HOOKS, " LINES, FLOUR, FRUITS, GINGER, GINGHAMS, GUN CAPS, " POWDER, nAIR PINS, HAMS, HANDKERCHIEFS, HOMINY, HOOKS and EYES, HOSE, INDIGO. INK, JELLIES (all kind), LAMP CHIMNEYS, WICKS, BURNERS, LAUDANUM, LEAD PENCILS, LEMONS, LINEN CRASH, MACARONI, MATCHES, MOLASSES, MUSLINS, MUSTARD, NAILS, NEEDLES, NUTS, OILS, ORANGES, PENS, PENHOLDERS, PEPPER, PINS, PIPES, PRUNES, RAISINS, RICE, ROPE HALTERS, SALT, SARDINES, SCISSORS, SCRUB BRUSHES, SEW'G MACH'E OIL, SHIRTINGS, SHOE LACERS, SHOT, SILK TWIST, " THREAD, SOAPS, SPICES, STARCH, STOCKINGS, STOVE POLISH, SUGARS, SUSPENDERS, SWEET OIL, TEAS, THREAD, TUBS, WASHBOARDS, WASHING SODA, WOODEN BUCKETS, YEAST POWDER, AND MANY OTHER ARTICLES TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION. NO OLD GOODS OF ANY KIND I ALL FRESH I---ALL FINE ! ALL CHOICE!--ALL UnLArl A Liberal Share of Public Palrouage Is Respectfully Solicited. Louis Cook Manufacturing Co.'s CARRIAGE WORKS, CINCINNATI, OHIO. HORNED ROOSTERS. HOW ENORAFTNO MAY BE APPII ED TO ANIMALS AS WELL AS PLANTS. The article in yesterday's Po.t con a California "horned rooster" created some discussion in scientific and i , . 1. -: 1 ,t CUriOUS Circles. A. well kuuwu lesmcui of Washington, meeting a Post reporter last night, said to him : "That article recalls to mind that more thau thirty vears ago, when I resided in Winchester Vt. where my father then conducted the 'Winchester Xcpublican, there also resided an ingenious, intelligent and highly esteemed citiien, a prominent merchant tailor, named Geoge Aulie of the United State navy, and who had in h"m possession, of his own manufacture, a bona fide living homed rooster, and so far from its being a lustus natunr, it was no more nor less than a home pro duction, and one that any skillful person familiar with grafting trees or plants can produce almost ad. infinitum. "Are you joking ?" inquired the Pjt. "Not a bit of it," was the straighfor ward reply. "The process is somewhat as follows : Take any healthy fowl of the chicken kind, from 3ve months to one year old, male or female, having a well develoied comb ; then selecting a young growing rooster, of like condition and age,whose spurs are about an eighth of inch long, or just well and prominent ly enough developed to show the spur : have at hand a suitable keen pen-knife or lancet, then make a proper incision (or slightiy scoop out) on the top or on either side of the comb or carbuncle of the fowl, next skillfully detach from another male fowl the bud-like spur, ta king along with it a small portion of the fleshy part : quickly insert the bud into the incision or scooped out place on the comb, grease the part with lard or suet without wiping off the blood, carefully, lightly and properly bandage, or cover with a suitable piece of adhesive plaster, in such a way as to prevent the bud be ing detached by the scratching of the fowl. In due time, say three or four days, if sufficiently healed, the bandage can be taken off, when in a few months a f ullv developed and permanently at tached spur, or so called horn, will be the result." "Your explanation is ingenious," said the reporter, "but it certainly souuds strange." "My explanation shows nothing more or less than the transplanting or graft ing process, which modern science has often demonstrated is applicable to the the humae being. And in this connec- ion, it is suggested that a cat or dog, indeed, almost any animal may be orna mented with an engrafted headpiece, and the human forehead divine, or the olfactory appendage be made the garden spot for various elongated attachments. Perhaps after a while some enterprising Yankee will undertake to supply the Barnums and Forepaughs with subjects in natural and artifical history, whose forms and shapes will be limited only;by the imagination." Washington Post. O F eware itn BENSON'S CAPGINE PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED, And thoir excellent reputation irv ired by worthies imitations. The Public are oautiorKd againat buy ing blasters liaving similar sound ing names. Seo that the word C-A-P-C I Tf-E is correctly epelled. Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Are the only improvement ever made In Plasters. One is worth more than a doen of any other kind. Will positively cure where othey remedies will not even relieve. Price 25 cents. Beware of cheap Plasters made with lead poisons. 6EABURY A. JOHNSON, Mnufcturing ChemiMeNew Tork, 5T'liTKKMniYATL.T. Price SScta. A MEAD'S Medicated CORN ind BUNION PLASTER. CHEAP! CHEAPER CHEAPEST! ' GEO. HUNTLKV HAS NOW UN HANI) 1 H V. LARGEST, BEST ; MOST WM stock or larclwave ! Stoves, Tinworo, Housefurnisliing Goods k.C. fcc. tht cn f'nind Ii kCT oic ...... ' ment In Pennsylvania. U.i iiJ-K . Q.."r of variuus Hyles n l iat:craf I3iiilileiK IInpihvQr6 of every description an. I ', tf:;. ... CARPENTERS' of all klnda and Xhf bo? in the TOOLS! TABLE AND rOCKF.TCVTI.KKT :iiwftr. Qtiee nswtre. Miter ti " Wrf. M oorl an.l Willow re. n Rll per.Trnaksnnft Vnlisrs, Hriol,,,, J II si. Vl. Horse Khnrs. tr Iron V ,' Rod. Horse M. Rrriat. Itoli,'.'" eta. Mill is a. l.rlniMonr,. Meel i.k el Plow llonldi, Itosd hrn..,,. ni"' ! MOWING MAITO, RSEBintft; PARKER'S HAIR BAIrfSAU. This aUgmnt dreaainc it preferred by thoae who have utedit, toar.y , ; icouct of Itt apnor ' -lasnlineaft snri ountv. It contains materia! only that ara benancial to the acalp ud tuur andalwayi Rectoru tha Youthful Color to 6rty or ftiti Kitf Parker'i Hair BiUara U ftnaly parfumad and Is jrranted to prevent tolling of tfcs hair and to aa- dni!ruH anditchuie. tiiscox at t,o.. r. . t'ta. an i PARKER'S TONIC Ur,. G1M0ER Horse liar fork a. Rope t orn t nltlrators. at. l h '". esllnc Tools. A!iu. a Inrire ti Table, Tloor and Stftfr Oil Or.ft, Carriiice Oil Cloth. PArFR aft-. Oil. fl.dTH V!Ma,.,, ami SHAl'K K1XTVK1: 1.: v ... t. .. , . ' SALT, the heM In tl.e w..-M -..r - V npe: Imvoted 1.' K sl.T. t- ,..!.,' ' tiet fur feellntr I.lv ! k : I. j i Wn I. Ar CiTrr ITMl ' I'KKKINS- I ATI-NT SAHTY 1,vn . rurnint b eTi!i."e.l : t'Hii.:.':: - w .i t'AKTS: the Hnrt tt.-k : MILS i. ; ; all Fhies an.l atnl .f nr.: r -r v. ; frre.l tor nle in Uliencl.unr : a '.i 1 i i , Hlll'SHF-S "f the ir..-t ... . v..- IM (W OI.ASS. t lll. I" 1M 1 t i v v. V AKN1SHKS. fcc. ti.etljtrv.,;i, a :i,.-.t:.; -plete pUvk of clKji je GROCERIES T0HAC10 AN! Mi,.r well as tTionsnnds e" f.i."' ! n i t..-- artieles. In fnrt. nythtr: 1 1. t(tl ,. ret at short vnr- if not ':!. ..; B.i , ."' do oiler for ale may h!w r-1 e l .t. i. CLASS I if VIVAL1TV. while U..-V will ir;v-'. SOLI) AT BOTTOM IT-lCi liwvinic lift ! Ticur!? t'ty t nr O'C'K in male ! kkh1s it: ii:v l;n J - to mi'l-Iy hit cuhtuuicri i!h tivfT-T;., market. CriVe me a lit ?r .i .jV " ' Btff?. then, nn.1 !e r.nv!c-! M ,.: ,?- t,n tJie cheHjt-it, nl that it iivt - k v : f?ri or article punj.'.y tfft!u t!: i - . .r . '. - i? an indii'iitMi'le iint tiiut fu ti g n- k w tbe dearest in the enU. (iDi. II U Kbeniburir. Arnl 11. lkT. The LARGEST and MOST COMPLETE in the World. . i . -'.J - w-rj 0i- I'i'iM S ' wl:iin I'.irvha-; holiest prj.-t.- nr' r-" rrll h'T- r; iH vinif tLut we -.. U meet la?!. I'rif.- t (it crv ..w'-t. A!iui-iM. A i : 1 1 H. l-'i'J.-if, iTi brin ".iintv nn.l nil otherf . h..ce-t FI'llNin.'KK. ac..at -i ei-iiMlly invite.) toitive ns a i-l-owliiTi-, as wo are confident y wa:it anJ raeaae every DO VOTT TAKK THE OT0I.II WORLD: A JIOVrill.Y JIAd.l7.IXE OF GENERAL LITERATURE and SCIENCE? rrntif.i ed with t.ie prRfnATto3f or his ixi .nhn:.k the ai:ii. al A Ri iinisnor or KEW VOI1K. THE CATHOLIC WORLD Is a tnt t"ii.- i f 144 i i'1'. making two lan;e vol "rai, r 1.7T5 i .re, -ah year, and is l.ini.Tlic i to suhsiTijer? for A YEAR, .lies, 35 cents. pinrvir:LPiiTA SESGEU MACHINE JlqwU to nnu fiinorr in the 2ffar1c-t. The iitsovc 'iit repie-i'iits ttie popular style lor the i';opJe, which the unilersiwrned nfters Ur pule at the wn.lvrti:l Iovt prirt: ol S'-stO. Thi machine hii-i iriven perfect t (faction wherever uei. an! Is warrantt d fjr tb term of three yearn. Kcniem her that we are horn all the? time ami that ynufnot only hive every ti'portuiiity to examine the ma chine an-! ee it tu opcr.itlon. hut yon know where t romp to ifct vdur money hark if the machine don't lo exactly a repre-enteii. You will there fore etiu It your own interest.- ty ouyinjc the I'hil ndrliihia Singer ZVlaohine an! Muvitiif tr ra no one but W. j. HT t K." 0-2.-6m.J liuck'a Mills, Allegheny Twp, FOll THE CAMPAIGN TJIE CIIEAJ'EST CAMPAIGN J A Pi: II IN Til JJ STATE. FOUR DOLLARS invru !v In advance. THE t ATHOlalC I Lr.LICATION SOCIETY CO., Iatrrece liehoe. Manager. 9 BARC LAY STREET, NEW YORK. The Daii.t I'.vti'.iot will he pent to flnirle sul?cri htrs until the tenth 0 November next, at the rate of il.-s l-ff eopv : to clul'S ol five and up wards at the rate ol 1.00 per copy. The Wet.ki.t Vathiot will he sent until the week otter tho election at the following nites : Sinule epv, 4n (-onr: eluh ol five. 3." eents per eopv , club of ton. 30 nr jier er.py : eluh cf twenty. ii cents pT cpy ; dull of filly, W cents per capy. The emnpiifn will he exeeedinuly interetlnn and every ritiz.-n will h posted on it" titles and events. Si'inl i n vnur ( T.lcrs. AiMri-sJ I'AIKIDT l'VliLlSUlM ., llAiii'tsnt r.', I'a.. Or send donlde the amount c'.arze 1 fir the wei-k-lv edition to H!" otti"e and ?eure Loth the Fkee jiA nnd lati iot for the time ypeoincd. A Doo JiIisek. Instances of the ca- r.ine economy are by no means rare ; but the account of a clog miser, so far as our records extend, are unique. Dandie, the animal referred to, was a .New .bound- land dopr, belonging to a gentleman in Kdinburg. It frequently bad money eiven it. because, besides other interns- tinu siens of sacacitv. it would go to the baker's and Duy its own bread. But Dandie received more money than his needs called for, and so he took to hoard ing it. This his master discovered in consequence of the dog having appeared one dav with a breakfast roll when it was known that no one had given him money. Suspicion aroused, search was made in the room v here the nog slept. Dandie appeared quite unconcerned alKiut it until his bed was approached, when he seized the servant by the gown and tried to drag her away, and became so violent that the master had to hold him. Sevenpence-half penny was found hidden in the bed. Dandie aid not fore go his saving p;opensities even after this but he exhibited a great dislike ever af terward for the servant who had discov- covered his hoard, and in the future took great care to select his place of conceal ment. Stories of dogs who carry mon ev to the store to obtain food are quite numerous; but the following incident which was communicated to the Bristol Mercury is. if authentic, probably un parelled even in canine records. A Bris tol dog was al'.owed by the butcher to receive his meat on trust, the butcher scoring each pennyworth supplied with a piece of chalk. One day our canine friend, observing the butcher make two marks with the chalk instead of one, seized another piece of meat and despite the efforts of the man to detain him ran off home with both pieces in his mouth. ClKHuber's Jrmrnal. FULL CAPACITY, 1,000 PER WEEK. "THE STANDARD VEHICLES" AKIV.MAUE AT THESE WOKK.S, EMBK ACIKU Brewster, Whitney, Cooper and Timpkin Side Bars, and Sal idee or Monarch Triple Spring Buggies. Greatest Varieties of Styles, The Einest Two and Tliree Spring Pha-tons, TJte Ilantlsomest Earouches in the Market, Stylish Carriages," Pour and Six Passengers, Canopy Top Easlcet Phacr.tons, TJie Jiest Platform Spring Wagons, Rail Bed and and PUlin Side Wagons, . Ojien and Top Surrey Wagons. COOK'S "STANDARD VEHICLES" are known all the world over as the best for the lkact money. Do not under any circumstances buy until you have sent for our Cir cular of Styles and Prices. Wholesale trade a spkciaity. Remember we make our own Whee'.s, the SARVENT PATENT, and warrant every vehicle. L7-28,'02.-6m.l "TyilEN YOU WANT PUltE FRESH D K U G S OR PATENT MEDICINES! YOU ARE TtESrECTFULLY INVITED TO CALL AT icnnpoK4TEi; is 1157. STRirTLYOXMl'TBLPLlX. PROTECTION MUTUAL FIBE IHSOBMCE COHP'fll OF EDENSQ'JRC. PA. freiiw ia fcrcs - S155.CS3 0n! Six Assessments in 24 Years. Good FARM PROPERTIES ESPECIALLY D?:sIRED. NO STSAM RISKS TAKEN. GEO. M. READE, President. T. W. DICK. Secretary. 1 )n which any oris can play. THE McTAM M AN Y Organetter, Melopeani and Automatic Organ, .if - - II gtud for Circulars, CaUlop-uM of Muiic, M. J. MeTAMJIAJVY, Jr. Iavantor and al aoufacstirer. Woroeater, Kaaf AGBXTS WASTED. Ft ei.i'bur, Jrn. 31, 18l.-ly. RiVIN.Ub' BLOCK, EC-N3BURG, PA., 07 ITXKT KIK9 OKiAm TRAM ETKK. Kifies, Shot Oona, RTolTra, Ammuni tion, Flahlna; Tackle, Heine. Mat, Knlvoa, Kamri, Bkats, Hammock, etc. Lanre Tllntrntd Ct.lorno ntEK. GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, PITTSBURGH, PA. Tfie Ereeziso Ccre. By means of freezing parts may be rendered wholly insensible to pain, so that slight surgi cal operations may be easily performed. When the freezing is long continued the frozen parts lose their vitality entire ly, which will cause them to slough away. Bv this means excrescences, as warts, wens, and polypi, fibrous and se bracemis tumors and even malignant tumors, as cancers, may be successfully removed. Small cancers may be some times cured bv repeated and long con tinued freezinc. Their growth may cer tainlv bo impeded by this means. A convenient mode of application in can cer of the breast is to susiend from the neck a rubber bag filled with ice, allow ing It to lie again ml me rnuir mus im nii, Freezing may be accomplished by apply ing a sprav of ether.by means of an aut omatizer. "or bv a freezing mixture com posed of equal parts of pounded ice and salt. Mix quickly, put into a gauze bag and applv it to the parts frozen. From three to six minutes the skin will become white and glistening, then the bag may be lemoved. Freezing should not be continued longer than six minutes at a time, as the tissues may be harmed, though usually r.o harm results from re iioated freezing two or three times. L . . . . a, l Lumbago anil sciatica, as wen as oiner forms of neuralgia, are sometimes al most instantly relieved by freezing the skin immediately above the painful part. JAMES' NEW DRUG STORE rURE FRESH GOODS ! NO MISREPUESK STATION EBENSBURO, P A , I I BOTTOM PRICES I Tuur LINSEED and MACHINE OILS, TAINTS, VARNISH, PUTTY, 'ENTINE, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, (Dry and in Oil) BRUSHES, Etc. .Also, a very full and complete stock of BLANK BOOKS and STATIONERY! POCKET BOOKS, PURSES, COMBS, BRUSHES, ALBUMS, PERFUMERY TOILET SETS, ETC.. ETC. rURE GROUND SPICES AND FLAVORING EXTRACTS. PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED. YOUR FATRONAGE SOLICITED. Humor of Animals. Who that has kept dogs can deny that they possess a keen sense ot humor '( Nor are they the only animals who enjoy a joke. The parrot who has succeeded in gripping a careless scientific person by the nose and whiskers will often laugh at the top of his lungs for the next half hour, and , show his enjoyment of his innocent joke by standing head downward on his perch, and writhing in the most frantic attitudes. That cats laugh is evident from the familiar proverb in regard to Cheshire cats, which must had origin in something. There was a public cat, or in other words a cat without any private owner living iu a suburban town a few years ago who was full of sarcastic hu mor. She had frequently been chased in a rude and alarming manner by a lo cal dog, and naturally had no love for her persecutor. One day the latter was chained up as a punishment for miscon duct in connection with a clergyman's leg, and the cat, finding that he could not break his chain, came and sat on the ground just beyond his reach with a broa.1 grin on her face, which must have been to the last decree exasperating to the canine mind. Not content with this the cat went in search of a large tempting bone, which sue aeposiieu within two inches of the dog and then sprang up and down, balancing herself on her fore and hind legs, with a display of hilarity which drove the dog frantic. There was no possible doubt that the cat was plaving a practical joke on her enemv, and she enjoyed it to the utmost possible extent. A dog laughs audibly. He opens his mouth as wide as possible, and, with -his tongue hanging out, utters a sound somewhat resembling a whine and a bark. but differing essentially from either. The expression of the face shows that he is enjoying himself, and bears not the slightest resemblance to the look of pathetic melancholy which alwavs accompanies a genuine whine. But enough has been said to prove that animals have a keen sense of humor. A Suptrtatlvi Htallh a a a Btrtvgth Rutarar. 1 you ar a mechanic or farmer, worn out wltli cer ork. or a ronher run down by tajr.j!y! hovto hold duue try FAKEk' Gingeb. Tcfcic. If you ara a lasryer, tnimrttr or bucinecs man est kauited by mental strain or aniioua cares, do not taka intoxicsurf 5Umu!ant,butua I-aikar Gicfr Ionic Ifrouhave Contumption, rh-fpev"". Kfcaiana Ism, Kidney Complaint, oranycVordrrefthelunra. tomach. bo e'.a, biood or r.enra.PAE Gikgre Tonic will cur you. It iti'. Greatest Kiood Purif er Ail tha imt and Surett Cough Car Cvar Iliad. If you ax waatin; away from r. diaaipation or any cLtenn or weakres and reouir a tuuiant taka Gikg Tonic at onre: it wiil imr:ora:e and build yon up frum the fi-t dote but wiU nrvtr bitoncate. It has aed hundred of hvci it may ve yousa. CAl'TICWt 1 R.fMJl .oWUM . Park-Gir.rTi1 W vp,4 ol U.b.tfr.mi.s'vrlsi" UtM.arf e ?rol f-ora j-rttioBl rf fc alaas. l: . la Bikki k Cm., N. T. toe. 1 1 uass, at taim w raf. cntkT savins irTTTG reoii etzk. ESTABLISHED FOR TillllTHiVE wV-lf l r Its rich md lastir.ir franoe has maJe uu delightful perfum exceedingly popular. There IsanthlBf like it. Iasist upon narar Ftoaa. io Cologne and look bc aienature of a iTtfS boftla. Any dmrrlit r 4aalsr as psrfluBwy csa .apply yB. ard tf cnt ataa LAROC SAVINO FI TINU c. t7E. 7 HAY BROTHERS IMiviiiiiaictiirort. WHOLESALE AND RETAIl -or- VXHp COfPBB 1 vr y CARL RIVINMUS, radical WatctmScr b! Jeweler, HAS mwr on riia.nl s larue, Taried and elo . sut H "n'f Tient nt WA K'HV.S. I LOCKS, Jt. KI.RY. f- PKt T At LI S. EV K-OLASSKS, He., w.m-li h it-rs tr sale at lower j.riees than iny other '.en'.T In the cnuntT. Persons nee l!na .rvthii x n his line will do well to jrlve him aeall bef'T? I iirem Jli'ir elsewhere. art rnit attention j ii! to rcpalrlnir CToelts, Wmichef, lewolry, .Vc, ami aatistactlon guaraa tecl In both w.rk and pries. Bl jm SaU'S weliv! Insect Tomler Rills Potato Rugs At'il Troublesome Vermin. It w'l! tiKr'H-My exte-inirate l.iaches. Ants. Jt.1 H ias. Y-i I.ie. Moths, Tohneeo and fot-t-rti ' riii?, 6lc. It i.J s'. 'it. eleanly and ehenp. It w II not .oton animals or I wis. Sample plfk-a-.-r ' v t i l l :ilrpnt. '"t-pmil. Stumps t iken, 1 lrraln tree .1ent Wanteil. ,.t.res JAM. i. .Mll VH, 169 SiuithHrlfl Slrrrl, !! :n:uric Ii. I'at. Ii-zi5.-..ni.l WANTED! Ladlea and Gentlemen, to enffRRe vilh u to fll several I"EefnI Iloohll Ar(lrli. Prontslarge. Labor I licht. Kielnslre territory arlfs-n. No competi tion. Term IihenU. Circiilur FRKK. Addrsw, Hewitt Hanaf&et'g Co., Box SOS, PlUabarrh, Pa, A NEW CURE FOR rtk 9 I a 0 ir. s yia, . ASO ALL TROUBLESOME VERHIM. n,1 "hp. SavmpU Pekg, Ft- A l irn, sxX ohn on . T. W. DICK. Attoknf.y-at-Law, KKensfiurir, Pa. Otflee In building of T. .1 Lloyd. lf.:"d, (hrat floor.) t antre streat. All ir.iii"i.T ct lerl husinet. attended t satl;fcto ri.'y and eo'ljetnns a specialty. I10-l.-tf. I nnUSlCAL INSTRUMENTS pi"?:! of il kinds for sale very cheap. S ii Catalogues free. A biro, HICMJ 16 Skull 4 cl. box 868, rutsburgh, p APCUTC U.' rtrlnJ rr I nfwai lll.lrl.4 Ml SsEJrISrS 'rBOOKS & Bibl es I'tiilsavle i rttA. I'at- A Rf.markabi.k Tree. The older readers of the Chinirx will perhaps re member a historv of coral which was n.iblished some time aeo, the beautiful shapes in which it is found and the part ! it sometimes nlaved iu forming islands. I Coral is fornieil by the secretions of car ! lionate of lime obtained by innumerable ! minute animals called polyps. After it j does a certain amount of work it dies i and others take its place, nnd so the I building of the beautiful structure goes ! on. Of these structures none excels in besiutv the sertulana rama, a specimen of which is given in the picture. It has Hie outlines of a forest tree, although it w not more than two feet in height. With a foot-hold on the rock it spreads out its graceful branches,which are cov ered with a luxuriance of leaves and flowers. Truly it is a wonder of won rters a tree ff nurble adorned with n . . , . - - .1 f A ' r 4 unaled leaves and living innvers i tci it is but one of a million hidden marvels ! wrought by the hand of an omnipotent j Creator, to make the world we inhabit 1 beautiful to dwell in. Chimes. G EIS.FOSTER&QUINN, 113 & 115 CLINTON STREET, JOHNSTOWN, PA., -ALWAT8 HATE TIIE- Iargest ntl Cheapest Stock ol Dry aATcl Dress Groocis, NOTIONS, MILLINERY, CARPETS, ETC., to be found in Cambria or adjoining counties. ta?Forget not the street and numbers and fail no to call, buy and be happy. C3-EO- "W. YEA CASH UHALKIt IN ALL KINO OF HEATING AND COOKING STOVES, The Howling Monkey. The howl innr mnnkpfs are the largest found in America, and are celebrated for the loud voices of the males. Often in the great forests of the Amazon and the Orinoco, a tremendous noise is heard in the night and earlv morning, as if a treat assem blage of wild beasts were all roaring and screaming together. The noise can be heard for miles and is louder and more piercing than that of any other an imal, yet it is produced by a single male howler sitting on tne orancu 01 a iouy tre Thev are enabled to make this ex traordinary noise by means of an organ that is possessed by no other animal. The lower jaw is usually deep aud this makes room for a hollow boney vessel about the size of a walnut, situated un der the root of the tongue and having an opening into the wind pipe by which the animal can force air into it. This increases the power of its voice sounding something like the hollow case of a vio lin, and producing those marvelous roll ing and reverbrating sounds which caus ed the celebrated traveller, Waterton, to declare that they were sucn mat minht have bad their origin in the infer nal regions. The howlers are large and able-bodied monkeys with bearded faces and very strong and powerful grasping tails. They inhabit the wildest forests; they are very shy, and are seldom taken captive, though they are less attractive than many other American monKeys. Pojndar Science Monthly. 'MA? s AND- Sheet Iron Ware AND DEALERS IS HEATING, PARLOR ci 01 STOVES, SHEET METAL -ANO- J mm si .. V j. - r i LI -v v MOHDH HOW LOST ; HOW RESTORED! Jnt published, a new edition of lr. t'nler well's '"ltritl Isismy on tbe rodiral cur of SrKHTSATimuiXA or Seminal Weakness, Invoinn- tary Seminal I,..e. Urnrnri, Mental and Phy sical Ineapaeity, Impediments to Marrlane. 4tc also, f "st'MrTiO!. Ki'ii.irsv ami Kith. Indueel by self-tnilulvetice or sexual extraViiKane. ete. The celebrated author, in this adminaPle Ksay clearlv demonstrates, froi a thirtr Tears. snrre fulttirHCt ice, that thealarminr; coni'iiuetu'es of slf- atnie tuny be radically rnre.l: pomtinar out a mode of cure at onr- simple, certain nnd -neclUMl. tr which every suflerer. no matter almt bis condition mav he. may cure himself cheaply, privately and radically. T-Thls Lecture should be In the hands of every youth and every man tn tbe land. Sent under seal, tn a plain envelope, to anv ad dress, pott-paid, on reo?ipt of su cents or two posts He stamp". Addr's THE T I.Vr KWKLI. MUtlCAl, CO.. 41 Ann St., York. T. Tost Offlea Hoe 1 7-14. Ci.-3m. OQESE-ri'RMSIIING .J obbins in TIX, COPPER iSHEEHT PROMPTLY ATTt.NTED : Kcs. 278, 2S0 nlj2S2 K::. JOHNSTOWN. FA. T. MASON KlCIIAl Surpon?!)i T.ESTAI.WORK. either " ' Icj wiil I " el'"-"-,' LLC- ' t lite to niv prof.-su rates and In a ss.t:"Hrt"r ajre is re?pectiuily lfiio 1 Kooiufl on H'gh fiml. t"; Illair lloo?e. WILLIAM aTg"ITTI -nr.AMR ... -AND MANUFACTUltKlt OF- TIN AND SHEET-IRON WARE, 14053 lillevenlli Ave., Altoona, I'a. mr CHEAPEST PI,AT. IK THE ( ITT. Kooflnt, Npontiaia; Kepatlrlnar of II klixl promptly aad satisfactorily attended to. 10-84,'TB. tf. C. T. ROBERTS, DEALEH IN s; to S2) i l iud, Elaine. er day at bune. amjdes worth o fnrly i f ewp.iiitrs S-t., N. a . Address Stinsos ic f . l-7,'i-ly Oeo. P. KoKtll . Co., 1J Spruce A TOi'NO lady near Biggs, says the Chico (Col.) litronl, wears her hair over seven fe?t long. The hair is blonde, and she is said to te beautiful, with spark ling blue eyes and pink lips. She is sev enteen years old, and has admirers in all the land around. CLOCKS, ITCHES, MLB., BOORS, ST&T10HERY, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, CAPS, GROCERIES, Note, leucines, Wall Paper, Ciiars, Toteco, Fancy Ms, Toys, k VARIETY STORE, EBENSBURC, PA. RELIABLE GOODS. HONEST PRICES. FAIR DEALING. Cure for Asthma. A lady whose husband had suffered very acutely from asthma and had tried many methods of relief, without advantage, ser.da the following : '"One very hot day when the thermometer stood at one hundred and six degrees, my husband took a very se vere cold, and asthma trouble commenc ed. A gentleman sent him word that an old friend of bis had been cured by sleeping on a pillow made of 'wild bal sam,' or, as the Massachusetts people call it, 'life everlasting. It grows wild in most places in the country and is con sidered by some an excellent thing for colds made into tea, of course. We had not a particle of faith, but as some grew near by, sent aud got it, and asit was not dry enough for a pillow, put it on the floor of his bed room. That night my husband did not have the asthma, nor has he had it since. We are going to give it a thorough trial. It has work ed a miracle so far.,r CatarrH Elys' tern Bala r i - '" n .',...,, r.llectunllv (IIassiw th" na-al fsaires of t'atarrbal virus, caus- HEALTHX tiKCRlt- G EO. M. READE, ATrORNET 93T Office on Centre street. AT-LAW, LBE.1SBCRO, Fa. JosEni Mcdonald, attorney-at-law, EwBfaBT-M, Pa. n Office ia Colonnade Row, on Centre itreeL A nice wat to prepare potatoes for breakfast is to cut cold boiled ones in square pieces, and dip them in beaten egg, and put them on a buttered pie plate in the oven: wten they are hot and brown send them to the table. irf'ARPa? COtP 'f ifl 1 thins, mlays inriatn FiT4ffmu f I niation, protects the r ''W J m-mbrane Irom addi- iKXta s-t ttV Jl-Jl t Hinnl colds. complet 7au. Jy ? I lv beats the fores and r- t&StS t 1 restores the sense ef i.te and smell. Iten-eaf-ial results are rew alired by a fi-w appll canons. A thorouarh tren ttm nt wtlPriirr t'a firrh. Hay f ever. 4c. l'neU.led forcolds In the bead. Attreeatda to use. Applv by the little flnirer into the nostrils. On receipt of .M).'. will mail a piwkaite. AaT" Sold bv Kenborr druifsisis ll.VS I'KLAM HALM ... March 17, lv2.-e.e.w.ly. tweg;o, N. Y. HAY-FEVER; PIANOS and ORG. iY OF THE VP. High Street, - KlT " ar.d s atisfs'-tonly attended vocal and Instrumental n.u--- r rate, l lanos and t'msi.? ' ' on tr.ont.hly or other pa menu and see. t Liu. a-'- General Insurance S: m ,.f-f OLD RELIABLE "Kfr A.d other llrstl"'l"r Ebenshunr.JSept. 32. 1!-XJ , - " A TTENTIOX, EVKia !' 1 ii frf- I- gusitthzp;s mrBova Boca. LU1T3 HEALES, roa tub OL-ma or CONSUMPTION Spirting of Blood, Bron chitis. Coufh. CoUa. Catarrh of t heat, and ail inseaaea of tbe I-Hlmonary Orcan. Prtr. PO rnta and tl-OQ. Aak your Lirncat for ii GIT.5THEK ft ID. PlttaburKB. March , lwi.-om. TRADEMARK. HZk Practical Llfe.l,iKA7JSfi-.", 0oe p- Cleaartrr. a-t ktndliie tat lUa.lraa.aa. AfcFNTa WAMF.D. T 1 per Month. tot Inai, ddreaa J. C. M.CLRDV at.., Fkiixtalpaia. Fa QAA Tear to Acents.and eTp -n . ! Oatrlt C.'JJ free. A ddresa f ". Svat n f C. . A a K u s t, M e. AND r Wkoltalt COAL. COKE rBEslB( aI-l i.iME A M'Ll-l1-1 WM. H. S"HI.EK, Jonfocn. t. ECinxn a A T T ) K N 1 ioiivsTOWS OFKKT-S in I.uth. Inr.com-r Vfi and In t.Vlourle k,"-1 K IH-C-I 0 jr- f rr tbe trance on Uth ai-e iit Altoona. April -a. .week lyLwI,-j,. - 11. iilb free. Addr
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