7 CH: f cKr---? Editor nnd Publisher. K in A IKEKUAX WHOM WJI TRITH KiKKS IRtt, AKD ALL AIIK SLAVU EESIDfc. Terms, 52 per year, fr MftVance JyOLUME YIIT. EHENSjBURG, PA., FRIDAY, NOVEMllKtt 20, 1ST 4. 4 ,n& Mfe&r (fltffo ti ros ri ?a i it&v 3L.1 it- ti3 I1 f I H aa its 7 i VEGETABLE SICIL! HAIR RENEWER ir, Oiir "HI Uilll U1I v'v up t- its liiijh standard; and it i "i . ,. , . f . t I ...1.,, I. I.i n n j ml .nl ml . . ; , r i 1 1 ; V U'iiai'ic iUlL. iiiriicilCM I'lt i- tf n.tttnrinrr rm Kdirn Itt-m t-r lestOlltlff UKU OR J Al)tD 0 1'Jtl V' lvlivii.ii; a j a x.7cxj a.mto itfl youthful color, making it ;U li 1 1 ' J --" if ; v:-, un bocomes white ana clean, '''ni'ives all -riiptions and dandruff -,!. lv its tonic properties, preventi j 'y !,:i:r troni ftiiing ont, as it ftimu 1 a:i 1 riOHfidies the lintr-gland. : ,, it ut. tha hair grog's thicker and "i .': ;vr. in bt' .ess, it restore tho ':;o!-i"V gl.inds to their normal visror, v,ii: cr.?e a new crowqi, exccjit exf.tino M asre. It is the most .jjht.I Hair Dressing ever used, , n ,. . . I Iv.run'S tower api!lcatlons, and . t!h: IfJiir a ppleiulid, rjlossy ap- :ir , . A. A. Hayes, 31. Matj -: r i-.f 3J :w3achuset ts, says, "Tin uenfs aro pure, and carefully -'.-. t''i" oxcellent quality; and I 5,:ii,i it tlie Best areta katiok ; , r iiiti-inlei puqioses." - .J ! -r'r".7.i''-. anil Dfttert in AUdicfne. Price One Dollar. jBucking'liam's Dye ! T32 THH XvIIISKERS. .! ;r IltMiewer in nmnv cases ro r '.ii"jf a time, and too much . i no 'nv or faded Vhi.l - pn-partMl this dve. in on ' ; which will .jmekly an.i i MHi'lih this result. i ! j : i, . '.'.1. :md produces a t-oltt v' . itlu-r ruh nor wah oi'i 1 .y all Uruvriali. 1'iioe Fill J nufacturrri bv P. P. HALL & CO., k a aha a. jvJ-l. I I rv 8 k.m...XA'Vs X'SM Fi-e'v v?r increases me popularity ""iau..n i uvpr'i'crtvt;-...ns:ui.i ii i:?rr:i.. 4t tnn :iiiuoie Jiair iieparaxicn, us quainy is kn.,wn i tii ,u!.i,.-. vsim;i , i 1:ip to merit alone. We enn n,,t ;'; "ifv"f ' it lu iy p t ti.c .i ,!A ... .11 - !,.. '"?'!r.l. l.ut t j iwi-rovc an I a.M to its vartely 3 lllttt It 19 IfUL HP'1 IKim'.T. 'I ' ! i 1 ; ; , i j ' j i I i ' i A T.WA YS O .N IT A XI 5PLENDID rfr; r icr2 k OF 0 ""'". i f n Hure, 4i Hat tresses, Feathers, I Guilty i Tjr r.t5 .-. s rot; r in iy !' f i I I I -V " f-! :i E in lU:? " .i t.n wtr ah ill r.rvri.'-r. ' 1 I 1 ! ! JUG Y. rth Teiitli U. ? PniUDELPiilA, PA. !iiii iii iVV . rf X' f A I V lt.t. XrSk T. J- - lPHTlua ?er Seeing Hacliino j i In-: ? r . p ifc ' -l 'v-..i. I ...ra ni-Vhlwr. can.. .u le!l '' f " v !h ie-riii-r maohin-J p j le I ' ! T I' v c n r- a f. va w.fl'i.l.tiBiie I h-v njter Sewing Maviiui ikkt n j ,-'" '!. name nt It. -'. ust down thers. t-wo "' i- th piaco. anil my -.m i p.-fn, with four ruirehii 'i.' n.a.'hin-. M.'1-rs. Hah ST liaiel all Dl-flo ! ic!i:ne-. fretn !he 1 aro h firnin). ?i'ni. havn now on - :ii.!:s!,pi.,at,o nine! r ni'.t valiiahio. un 1 sro h r irnin ). 'ii t-lin will In. .l-i. i.i tii.iw von ; . VI? i r'l?T V ( U ' tf Mr." AMI SflEET-IIlON WARE, l'E.tl.:i:; - I1T Tj-jiilan j ni,: fj S II r ----- '-V:'t.,,J M.'OI-TIXO no, ie tv oi-iicr iciiecl iu luunalailiiie nuJ r"i -if..,:.. . ..... . ' '. t T'l'cireo ami promptly r 1,.. "r n"t. lhoyalf. ke.j. tbicail. I i,f t;ie fi.!lf.win-r deseriboil torsonril property, j'v .' "thfir i.arphrenn:!.i oi a now- , . Wjt j Ware 7 years oht. 1 H ii'.-e i yearj (il l. .$ '. '",";.5'J'i re at ati time, prepa, cl to at- hc.a I Voiia ."at fie. 9 hea-l Siiecp. 1 loiir-lioiso 4 riinr of machines iii a fu'..;. ,i:i. .Hi .,U.,.r Tlire'lrvx M:io!-.'n!. 1 wo-horse Wairo". 1 i i' :r m.,,.n..r .. i . . ....... .... i 1 "or inn. n - -r!..,,.h I s r- . . " ii.'ri,i n . wo-lior-'' pa'eni ri""'-"". -- . i :"a ''".' P'.ace Hih ssr-ft. r.o si.OTl1 Fl,.u"li. 1 Cultivator. 1 Harrow. 1 in. I j K. " i;".ii I !.ure. Eoensbnrii I4 U M ! i , ... ,"..,.:!. i,.t of Loir Cliain.. Iloro I .. i t'.'l. i..i ii... IVi M.'! Coonskin Kobe. if., to- now 'rti, , atifntinti aucoruru to V i.l mo ;& PLANING MILL. to HT i ' -V.5' BRACKETS AN3 Mini n'MRS. i iff,8 EVERY DESCRIPTION, f0,T (.d., ..a i . ;Sj ' 9 wiog don t 0.4 i I la THE SUN. H KKK L, Y and It A I L, V for IS 7.H. The nppronch r the rrosiilentiiil eloe:in irivrs 1 anuual importance to tlie even's an.l IcviIoi- i in iim ,o iii.i. . f Hian emiejieor to ucscnoe them folly, faiilti'nily. ;mi. fv-;i rlt siy. lilt. vv L-r.KJ.v : i ; h.is new iittaiiictl a oir- TflK V CKKIA SI X will c.mii iiiuo to br a thor- ....tilt I. .. uii.' iif.4 iii uii1 liny will do . ... . ..... . , iouiiu in n. - i : ; i ! t : Winn 11 !1 mt.rt illit . lit lull " nlr " "Il,n " " ni l ahv.ui. wo trust. troatcl la a cl-ar, inuestiiiir awl in.-t i u..iive tnaii trOiltCi . lull .t piitfr!:i".ninsr Mini Hii'r.!.ri:ilj r.ii.in-u: ..f 'v i.i in i i Fi-n ;f,m-i.- 111 I In; W-Uli!. J I V i I 1 !M' ivrry ?.,ir. iK- viil pri'it s.olliiii to i.m'-ii. !lu ... S0rtpll! ! ..! liWI-tMp t:l-!"-. 1; will alv;l . .-I'TIt :l ill till- In. ' I.T(T-s. i I u !irilJ; iill.I r. l!l 'u. ( ?. ot I In' iny. ciiv. ii' I y - i .i ml K u'!l! v i riu. I ilf Aa'r;'-i.'..i'."'i i o:ii'. !' lit is ii -;.'.. ;..nt foal lire in V i ' l', K tl Sl'N. :ii'.l i;- .t. ::' w'.'A :ilwny i.u i .i"i 1 .i i :i ivi useful to i!i': iiir:- r. The iniml -r i , u.oii (ii.lont in is (i ( r. :isinu. n ! ; !:. U' ::;;K!,V SI , ly ....ii' p.i- 'cr l'-ic-!'i;:v. I' T Ill ; - 1 iir pil rt V . i' !.- i . . ii no ii i :!t inn, "i" !!!! i.'i i r T.ieip hi.'! ,.,r the i.-U'eti.iii oi I'...- ! -' .;; ii. ! .;. .- Hi. urn j ;i!i : li:i t i; ',sr . . !: . -.., i , : rv i 1 tlir- r.ei.v !. J.r.ov i,i : . :i' ! .- ;i: ii - ; ' it. it.i.s. It ru v.-c i - , k.- ..,.-, srom : ii.-iiii.,i...rtei. 1 !-' in:U :.t J ;; . vi r K.O'l i'U.1 1 lie f:i -lii';n ;i re retrain rlv r-.orf ! in ..:. J li pi I'e . 111" ;" I. 11 I. 1 ni .A 1? f'Te (ii:.! rll ji t for a i f I'.'ii't ..m.'. iiu.l fit x '! ii'.ii"s. X - , .. - i" I., i . . y i ue e. jiense l p.iper mi ; i .ii i i ; !'i'... m . i.' . .i'.!.' r.tin.ili.'iHi;. .Ii ;f.t or ?i'!.-v :.ii,i t..'. i:::ui tr..-n.Is who i.ihy i-riKe o.'i'illi e'l.': ' I if 11 ::l , . , Ii iir ii.'v.' i;c. . in: c'iii- -r l- in:. i ' i ' i I - in n la' .i.n. I n er - !- )- - Hl.l'-.t i.1' ! - ;U :i r .1 . i, r. Willi ; w .',. e . -. ..... ;t.i .1. is the r:'I' ol i . !!-. -.Iry f.. -.-t iij it rii'l. irh-i . : . . n '. I ; i . I, I.Y Sl'N a I t h i"ii e. r.y .ii . i.. - . i - . .. e . .. . m ;. ! 1 I w.n i y ;. t ill i,. ij.. . - .ii-i. -or a year. M.i ) 11 !','.; I :l 'J i .-. ' !-. y - I . I . nt pnt'i . li: - x. I,;.. II :.-. l-;. : I .1 !. .....vf.l.'t . ;-l :( . - i - :e l..'ir-' liT'1 n --p i- i s. I 'a : ly e' : i n':: : n-!i s - c( i.i". Siii.s. h. or r..o:i a ye: r. ' . . ' "n r. vv i u iK t ' I r V . ;! : . t i . TlV NOTICK. olii-e . . 7., ... .', ,:', ,, ,t:v ii.' . 1 : t-.;. . . . : 1' i v : i I. nr ' n;: ' 1 ' 11 :i. , i 1 : 1 ' i t "'.:i i: ; ..' 1 ...ii . : I . . . . a .i ; . .1 ' r: . 1 e :. . . i .!;: : t.t :i : ' i 1. Tha )! ti ! P ii!i -".in'i.' Ar . ,., 1, ....... ......... ........ I. M'iler. .-.'iia :i,l i ; C- : hi r" !? I, li' :'j. M i 1 1 ir. t n :t . i . i i . r:. 1. 1. ..i t;i.-i. an 1 '1 .: ,!..s s H. "Tili-r. ; .a- '-f I'e-hh'n.i i ;li'fi v:'ii. 1 1 ' a.i I :.ii:t! we 'iiai . ! .lr.i.:? ?.Ie"Jul- s-.t:-.J f-;i ri-s I : .ii-a ti. e. f4''" r el" I rin-- ( 1 I ..r.".'i. ..!:!...;! I !: I Hel l U Kiv'. -:' I :,. I!:- ;.; -.i.l .::r'fii a .!.. in; ,.f ..l:t Krar ' .1 . 'in i ' ! i :!:;: n i K . i':: -Lit. c 0'-:il ol ' i r . iu : ". o, .1 ii i- i:u il. .li e" . ! ;. 'I :i" rii- vi'-l ;ir-'-il -i-ce v. t ..1 .lolin !'!;. ; M-j ili.-n an I Win. K. I ncWer, t ri:-' ''! ; l i . -i. I'. I ri. . ;i :. I ii r ir.r.ii r.-s !in li.T I IV i I :' ' tjoors I'r'.'.r.. in:. o.r , 'oi-i.rv.i 1. tih. .!. .' '. T. l!;e a'-..u'.i ..; K. 1'. 1 :e: n 'y. .. amtin'i I '' 1 h? nvii'ir ''l:il'lr"ii ol I'ariel L.tzimer. ia:e , ;:?: Sj.riii-rs riiiiit!i, l,eo:i.v;.l. j s Tin: las! at. I I'lia! ri.--T.unt of .John f!..5fir).-n. ' ii.i.iriil - 'm'i.r i.l t;.. fsin'c i.f liamri jc;nn. Lit i i , Ki hi'.tii 1 t.v.vii:t. rje.v.i" ."I. j !. I'lie n.is! an I Una I ace. unl f Tlioro.--a A. We:- i ! '.!:! Th s ::i II ...vcr. .eimln stiM-. i - -.1" A ...Iron , -i'ii-'. !:ri- ! I '.r::t tow:is'.i:p .!"'--ae I. ! Jo. lirv- a-..i fnal ici.--mi:' if Silas II. anl j i- .1 '. i-t."-:j!'.. a :i:i.i,.tra:ois of I'.itr.e'J (I..:, H i ll". I I e ,;1 l!o4!vllV toW:.!lit .le..;.e.. 1 1. 1 it i i! .nr.ii of I'p'er 'rj'1,, raar.lian i 1 in ii. r v !i ih i n-n .i .!..ii:i lLeii'iiSehr, la J ol .'oiie pi, i u.i horouafc. J,.-'.a.o.l. I Tl: lust am! inr: in! KePoiii of Tho.nfi yinr . .ill.,-. ,.;ir!i!r;r.!i T of .Mary l:i:ihoc. iale ! i W a ii' nif on ownsh-ji. .le .'eao' l. j lM. I'll a ,: "' .la::i-'s !i ir loa. a-lni in :t rt- i i'.f J.'Ua .': .. r I 'a. lat oi (. rii'-I 1 i.iwi.m;: :e-,..l$e !. 14. I ii'' Iirs' .jjfcj fr:al c.ittr.i.f Iavi-I O Or 1 :iL '. .; or i. i .i-. . ::.! h .1 . t i riiiKl.!-, late oi i '.i : 'i ... :.jr !. :,.. lie -.vs.v'.. 1 : ir- an ' rn il H'.eiin of florin. la ?!-rr. i :n.. ra.or ( Cr ; -, tl-rr. ile oi Sunim-' a. I ,. - ii-- i. ir:!.ii ir'i.iin of . Iv ln.r.-n:-l t"-.l tiii! real it.- 0f . i r'is. e.. n pp .'. i i ..:i iii :i- In , i of 1 a v 'i.l- t. .wn- li .p. i!cc .1. ' i . : '. 1.. K''ir.-'.ir. i-ir, o, lA'U. i I I r; r?rj l D ( VS"' " Al'l'HA ISKM K N TS. i ....i:; i iit-ivliv irivi n ninT me un-'.-:;r' A ;i'irA.:f.'m. !i! s ol r-nl esl are an I pers.-n i! ..,.-- ......I ,i t-;,-: . s.'o-'.'. ani M': ni.ii' i.-i ' .- .. ..... i ...... i i th . .1 .'.vs in..- - .1 an i"i .i .i-' "i -- " . .,r r h of A pr i. .. 1 . Is.". I. have Leeii hle.l in rii' lie:s it's II :..-c at K!."nsiiirir. an! be ,,. o e-l ' t iii"- ' i pi. Tii' '"'ir: :: ' t'a?niri'i e.nin. ly (.., nfii-tii ii i..n ami al!i.-v::if0 on We,!nesiay. I 'lee. !:!! ilih. A 1'. l-N: 1 !'!V"tt-rv mh-I ap'-r 'M'. rr-'iit iT perionnl pro perfv aj pr;. i-'." I ;'rl ap ii lor "-lart Yoini"-. .!.;.,'.! An :r",v .mba la e ol W .ih.m::oii tow u- sh:p. .iee o- -j i l el.t'.r.l ' pi'It.V aio.r.V:-' j iveiow ..I .1 a '.i i MLorai'i-rnen' ..f ! -rsi-in ! p:.'- I t aj. irt lor Mary J-irr :., . "i n. lull' ii! W iSllieg ton t mil- : Il.veiifo.-v ao I r.raisoni.-n of ri-rnial pr..- ,,, - nv Hppr-iisV-.l a., i ap;r, lor Sa 1 1 Seiuiuo.. i. wi.l.'ov ..I H-ni-v S -;ti iI.lI. la iv ol .1 ,.ii o.-io" n l.r- iH5Hka;r;";.:f V.:ie. ii ! in nl ll.v. .niiii'" Vi . l'-ii I.er-iori il .ri-It.-.-p lm- l. ue. laic cl i.u- -.. . .... r f fun . HI '.' II. lie. . i i ,,,.,..,, I iionrnisement of p-rsonal pro- pert v iipprtise.l ami si t apart for Kli.a I'uri-ish, i,!,'.,v oi i in s rarr.sh. laic of Cambria tow-iiih, p. vl.'c'J-jiSiM''. I A?! I.S yt. SI.VO FR. Koa-:ter, ljoir.sipr"!". ble . j;iK-nil-ur, Nov. P. 1?4. ! PUBLIC SALE! "IffM. oll-rcl t riihlie Halo, ai lie resi- .inieeol I !i" snls"r:ber. in Cl.vtrflel. .tovn- iihip. Cambria coiin.y. about l.j iin!c." norlh rSi. a n j ,i inc. on , - " - . , ta-(i!l - tlior w i"i ll.ir by tho ton. Straw by the lo:M da v. when terms will be mule know" "' f. li.mnble !: will be iriven. I . J. KKIS1-. 'l-arnia Twp-. Nov. 9. 1. 4.-41- Also, at the same time ami t.laec. will be ollVr ci frf.i. MY KAUAI conla mm? A KI. .m.'-ror l-'s alH.nt 4 i a.-res of w hich are olen ir,l. wo 1 feneo..; ami in a oo,l Ftate ot vntiru Ti.- improvements .9t of a two ctory J iiol r a MM llAii.N. aa.l ll neeulul Oil ljl'lI.oiN'(5S. Uooil water in abuiiaance. n:I(iK poou house nr- IM-:CTOf:. t'AMBKIA COl'NTV. All'l ,. t-r.s-nl-Jotia HI-oh, Anselm 'Aeklen an.l A. lturbin. This belna iao making Cie appoln1 meniii. it is :..;,-,.). That f. Lilly be 1;rp0mr ,iiK..n' tinne.i asSuwarJ ofthe Poor House for the enu- 'UK"; . That Pr. .T. .T. Oilman "i"n' as II use IMiT-'loian for the coming year, on same con litions f last year. . f,, . That no afpointmnt b mada for Couni"t mr I no jiirecio .. ,'ll!tl "'"ff,r C'ouni"-! for t ho Iiirectorn. , meetini; ol mo nnm " realtcr on tho nmi o foropoina R polutionn bo pnb barsr Fkxkmaii an..' the Johns- " in tha Kl.eniiliarg; icinoc rat. I. LILLY. Steward and Clerk. f'EQ M. UKADK. AUorney-al-Law, ' T Rbrn-iira'. Pa. Offlee o 'tft' ' flu - oe om from Iwj THE f.lZT. Tho mist crept over lii? valloy Heavy aivl cluil ami griiy; The mit ercpt into t!ie chamber AVlicre he siUciii Kioue :ilwiy. Tlio mi;-! crvjit over the moiintnin Wl.ii h lofinietl l!no'ii.-l l! shmhiws darh, Aivl kissetl with i;s cohl em braces The ohl on!,'- jruaileil bark, Sho cotvtoi-oiI cloe to the firo. The flame shot clear anil fnir; Tliey l!a-he.l on her palliii f-amro. Anil tia-y miw thai the lui-t wae liiera. A mist that is born of sottitw, A clou I tliat i fornict of ilron.t, I.il.e the faint jrr.'iy h.rle that gathers Over the face of llie ileuJ. On them 'tis the irn that ii!iovpti I.ifp's I'oimi.'rur ha;h iliv-eeuiicJ ; On her the mark thai t, Melli The of iifc is emieil. Tiic mUt will pa-c otT from the valley When toinii-r'., :ir t pulses stir; tat the mist liiai re-is mi h"r siiirit . W ill never p:i oiT from h.T. r."t T..psi;iy an eina. iatC'l nml care-worn iin.li i J,;al win :i j ;!; n-1 t'l V I;i ?! ill if Ull ?cr some irreat irrit-f. ii;ip'M. e i at t'm Us!i k'j.nii liiti'l-nnti'iiial il .tel. nn.l inn treinu !'uii liaiiJ, registered lii:u-ell" as "John Smith." Attrncte.l 1 ythc nocnli.ir n-.irnp an ! tJiink inrr tic miafi.t be a I ieiici Cuur.t we iutor v ic c 1 him. Vewe:c r.t rc;iarcJ for t!iC horrible narmtie lie pave u-". Sit.kia ba-'k in i.is clmir with an expres siuii if acute i.l)''rii;,j'. lie 1'fni : "I am .T';!i Sniili Mii:i .'.is of ct'ier Iimiiaii lit-itis are- i.i t lit same iix. S !iie ( t'n" S nit i fai.ii'y li:ivc liL-i-n hunjj. sot.13 are in t!ic ('likvtr.hry.atvl the 1a rvti'-e are vulii"! .juhu v j ri.-'V are tuit-.M t:i:aic ail a:-, 1. "Ili'.;c II-:vti r.:: 1 Fi -rt't will Inrlits i:.iy '';it I an.I.ein "nitli. 'i ..at N, I am 'p.' ..(' ;':e::i ,i iuttii u.ive iu the ocean of J i ! 1 1 1 S:ii i ; "Ii i:ie;.i,.',re v:,s a !.:..! man. J te'e S'-c;-avJ va.- niiytl.i'm l.u; ;i .i!:it. 1 lie's Turiiin Io.,.e l.iu l'cil Vu I IH iinl rieiK nnl.i .ej i' i' a a -ice;'i, li it Ll-!cy liimt ail.l an es tt; ;:; t it. r ft.Jc I I i I i . -1 - eii.t. Here's v!.en l!ii' are ajia :,., l-. t' e 'J.'ino:i vl: ; . i 1 -e.a'f'lv a i l ol bis in ,i .-ea :.iie; : ..s;!ir named t.iiil-eil' J'.-ifl Sintiiiloi iii,.d.-i Jjvmj the ii il iii- V liiiuri' H','is, ''T';. i":lriiie id' total Je;--nt ity vr'.i5 once 5 ; : vt - i i i Mime d.niht. Hot w !!'! a erea tare wearing his MakrrV i'lia'f, w ith a com-,-eienee aud a:i iinmnrtai su.il, and capaUc nf di-iiiiir'ii l.ir.jr be i ween ri'it :;i!iJ wrung, c:iiiie a'o:) a:idia"el l;i:n-ed' .1 j!,ii Stailh that settled the ii ue-ii.ni .' The doctrine of tuial depnix ity is tor. f-ct. and any man who now dipates it .msht t be put in the st'e!; r frmdiMHe ii'id s.nu.nai i y inarii"d to .Mary 'aiker or S is.ii 1. Hat ii" lie ii ni'iiifd Smith, we f rji-ie hi u ; ati 1 if lie i- J.i!i:i Siniih he may ai-o cm liis Tiiofiiei-iH-iaw's. thr U if lie de-i;e to a:id it is agreea ble to t'-te oiu lady .iiid w nciiuu him of ail lomne. 'if a nia! coininits murder fr ar-on, the jury Mhoial (if there ae tin m iii.iti np eir-eiiia-taui'e.-) tind hiin iriiilty of beini John Smilh, and they'have d nie their whole dutj-, nnd iet the J.;d.; jubliely b and him "John S.idch,"' and he poes fiuia the court-room a in Ue. able man. H", however, the proof shows anything in extenuatinn of the oflen-e, he should merely be hun I'or, unless it is a clear rase, the law doesn't provide for a more se vere punishment than death, and no law human or divine oapht t.i allow a man to be ca'.I.'d John Smith fir p?:it larceny. "My name has caused mo more trouble than Don Quixotes chivalry ever did him. I will detail a few instances. The balance I leave to your imacination ; "A friend sent me some cash by express. I went for it, and the clerk blandly informed me that Mr. Smith had already pot the money. I cursed him, and threatened to tear him asunder, but he only laughed.' "Thus I was a victim to my own name. The little duck of an nnel, who I in tended to marry, and who owned a splendid hillside farm, wrote me letters brimful of love and poetry, but another J .hn Smith re ceived tbcai, answereJ them, and married her, and even l ad the impudence to ask me to congratulate him. I did so with my boot. "And so I am a bachelor. "Hit it is consoling to know that no children wi.i inherit my curse. "Another man publicly chastised ine for in-iiltin his wile, although I drdn't know lie had a wife. She had told hiin John Smith insulted her, and as 1 was the first John he came to, he commenced to thiasb we. "f went on business to a di-tant town. While I was registering my name at the hotel a policeman arrested me. 1 demanded his authority, and he handed me a telegram: Arrest John Smith on a charge of murder.' I told him I had never killed anything in my life except snakes and flca.s,and that I was a colporteur and a member of the Meth odist church, but I mijrht as well have told him I was the ghost of Wilkes B.ioth. The old flint marched me off into a ten-acre field among n lot of other fellows. There were forty-five John Smiths all under arrest by xirtueof the same dispatch. I thought it. we were oil guilty the Smith family must be very bnd and going to the devil in a hur ry lint all day they ke,t marching John Smith in. and .-tranpe to say, all looked Lot only "uiUy of murder but capame oi ni thinjT '""re. A more viilanioU!4 1K,kl"g crowd JiSlW wen 10 'M "Oh! it was a snd day for us Smith when the telogrnph was invented. We have' desecrated old Morse's grave without a par ticle of re-M(rse. One telegram had Lraht a ten-acre field of Smiths to prief Just at dark, Rn -tlier trlctiram came, it read: "Release him. The liht one is iu irons at Liverpool.1 "We hope he'll be hnn. He had no rlbt to murder anyo idy unless he explained tliat we were innocent. '"The policeman said he was sorry, and I told biin I was too. f gave him a Bible and told him I hoped he would repent before it was too late. "Oh ! thoso other John Smiths. I pay their bills and take all the consequences of their Bets. The man who wears No. 10 boots and treads on my corns, has no place in my prayers, and if I write his obituary it w ill be full of profanity, but I save my best oaths for John Smith. If I could gather them all up and pitch them into Lake E.ie I could sleep six nights and make my wiil ami, remarking that I was 'the head of the army,' or somc-thi.ig of the kind, go hence calml'. "A Smith baby has no protect im. They call him J..hu,and lie has to lay in his ciadia and take it, and vermifuge also. "My father named me John Smith ot a time when I was unable to protect myself. He died of remorse and I fnr-jve him. lie repented in his old ng? and was perhaps for given by a higher power. TeacJ to hU dust.' '"When about eight years of age I aked my mother who 1 was named airer. Her answer was enough to give me the delirium tremens sail she, "You are named after a celebrated farmer, orator, blacksmith, states man, lawyer, horsethi.f, etc., etc., who lives iu Asia. Afrh-j, Halifax. Miine, Ver mont, Chicago and other places, who died of the w':i:io;iit g cough at Landj's lane and ether places, and iu dive.-s ways at difleittut times.' "Then I went up Mains nnd rubbed my forehead and tried t i solve the mystery, and fell otrt of the wind w iiiil br.)ke fourteen libs and siiil didn't kvw whj I waa nauicd aft'r. "Hut I know nfivr. "I have triM to bribe legislatures to change it to Ttiet.philus Scarecrow but they say that the 'sins of the father shall be vis ited, etc. About the only iiita:ice of legis lators endoi-'-iiig ihe IJible. Talk of your Le,iTiid:is, nnd Joan of Arc, and that old fool Winkeiried, ami Charlotte Cofday. uaJ fie'.rge A ashi-gt m, uud Andiew Jack son s ! "IMiaw ! "They arc all right in a moderate way and the worid owes them something, hut suppose some daring lieii-.w had stuck a buw ie knife in tha bowels ofthe original John Smith he woo! 1 be the Patron Saint of the Smith fam ily for all time, and the Smith hold the bal ance of power jut now. The Smiths would make his grave their Mecca and crawl tberu (if they could find it), hold a jubiiee and plant JfiiHon-wccd on him aud perhaps have him in Frank Leslie's paper a.s a nelf-mude man. "John Smith, of Virginia, is the first that infested this continent. If old I'owhastan had smashed John Smith's skull, burned his body and w heelbarrov'd the ashes into James Iliver. he would have been a benefac tor and John Howard's tombstone would prow furious with jealousy at the mention of his name. Bot he let the golden oppor tunity slip and to-day he isn't as great a man as Nero or myself. "Pocahontas (if she did have black eyes and wear a bustle) was the wickedest wo man? No maiden with any principle would have saved John's life. "But it is all right. You can't obliterate John Smith. Neither fire, famine, the plague or sword can do it. He bears a channe l life. He is immortal this side of the grave. We hope ho won't exist here after unless his named is changed. "If a John Smith accidentally departs this life, five hundred Smiths atfend the faneiai and blubber over him and then go straight home and name the whole family John. "Thousands of John-Smith widows draw pensions. Of cour-e John was cut into mince-meat by cannon balls and yet you can't turn a street corner without meeting John, who is still in good health '. Kecon cile it if j-ou can." Then he groaned and looked helplessly at the floor. Shocked by the ghastly revela tion, I arose and left him alone in his sor row. Tht night he cut his throat and a-ked that "E Pluribus I'n im" be put on his tomhstone and to say nothing about John Smith. If this comes to the notice of any of his relatives, they can write me for more par ticulars, which I will cheerfully furnish at the very low rate of twenty-five cents per particular. Some amusing incidents occur among travelers by rail, and the following we can vouch for : On day last week venerable gentleman of Concord, N. II., was riding over an Eastern railroad to Boston, when a lady entered at one of the stations w ith a child under one arm and a dog under the other. The car being well filled, she made for the seat where the gentleman was sitting alone, an 1 was proceeding to stow hersejj, child and dog into the vacant seat, when the gentleman, who has a great aversion to dogs, blandly remarked t J the lady : "Madame ! I have no objection to one baby in this seat, b.:t I have the most decided objection to twins," It is perhaps needless to say that the I idy petulantly moved on to fiad oat for Lcrttl.' azi d 'g. USEF V L F1S II- . A ICS. THE KX1UAOKU1SAKY rTOliT TOI.lJ BY A MOM' AN A SIlNtR. . While my fiiend Clyde and niyfcc'f wci-e out in the hills back of the Golden Uat l'ai k last week, a jack labbit came along, and stopped to look at us. i "If I had thought to briug my revolver along wo would Lava jack on toaat for breakfast to-morrow," I remarked. "Not with my consent," he replied. ' What reason oau you give for Uot con senting ?" "A rabbit saved niy life, aud I have not killed one since, aud will never kill ouo again." "How did he manage to save your life ?" "Tbree yeas ago I was living in Mon tana. A smelter had just been built, aud created a demand for hilvcr rock. I owned an interest iu a lead that'bad been sunk thirty feet. 1 Linking the time Lad come to make i available, I concluded to go there and get some oie and have it tested. I did so ; aud reached the place jitbt ia time to take shelter in ihe mine fiotu a terrible hailstorm. I ligLted my candle, wont to the bottom and went to work. "1 Lad . ot been the; t rn re than five miii atea when I heard a noise that sounded like a cannon. The rock over niy head bhook, and in a moment tho shaft behind uie caved. You cau imagine iny feeliegs better than I can describe them, when 1 found myself buried aiive. I tremble even at this distant day when I thiuk of that moment The roof of the shaft was rotas, and tvheu they came down they did uot pack so light Lui what the air came through. There was nothing that I could do to release myself. I knew that if relief did not come fiuru the outside I must per- j ish. No one knew I had gone there. A . road ;a:i past the mouth of tho shaft ; but it was not traveled much, and I was i:ot likely lo attract attention by catling; never theless, l fchimicd at intervals all day. Tho following morning I commenced calling again ; and all day, whenever i thought 1 Leaid a sound, I shouted. j "When night came again all hopes of beiug released had abandoned iu. One thing added great bitterness to niy sutler. ings. 1 owed quite a large amount of money, and, should my fate remain uu knowu, my creditors would think I had lied to defraud them, aud my name would be stigmatised. "1 w ill not dwell on the agonies I, en dured ; I am sorry I cannot forget them. "Ihe morning of the fourth day of my inipi isoiunent, I heard something ctawl intij in y grave. 1 lighted my c.iudle aud saw a rabbit. There was only one aper ture large enough to admit him ; I closed it to prevent Ins escape. I saw in him food to appease my hunger, and my band W.i? raisi.d to kill him, when a ihought occurred to me that prevented the blow from de scending. I had two li.-h lines ; their united length would reach to the road. I took off my shirr, tore it into stiings, tied i them together, and ou to the iish line. 1 wore a long gold watch, chain ; I tied it on to the part of the line that would cross the road. 1 then cut several leaves fiom my diary, w.;?e'i I wro'e on and lied tothat.i art ofthe line (hat would be out sii'e. I then tied the end made out of my shirt around Jack's neck and let hbti out. He soon reached the end of the lino, and I knew ; by the way he was pulling that he was making desperate attempts to escape. Soon the tngging-stopped, and knowing gnawing to be .Jack's chief accomplish ment, 1 thought he had cut himself loose. About three boni s afterward I felt I he line pulled, and some one called ; I tiied '. answer but the hoarse uoise I made died in the cavern. I then pulled the line to show that I was not dead. "All grew still again, and I knew the man had gone for assistance, fheti came thesoundof voices ; I pulled in the line, and if brought me food. It took all the men who woikcd in the shaft nine hours to reach me. "A veiy large pine tree that Mood near tho shaft had been the cause of mj misfor tune. It had been dead a number of years, and the s-toi in bad Mown it over. The terrible Mow it struck the ground had caused the cave. "Jack bad wound the line nronnd a litir.li, and tied himself f-o short that lie was imprisoned outside as securely as I had been insida He wns taken to town, put iu a larire cr.ge, and supplied with all tho rabbit delicacies the maiket afforded. He, however, did not thrive, and the boys believing that he 'pined in thought,' voted to set him fiee. Ho was taken back to his old girding grounds and liberated. "He not only saved my life, but became the bene factor of all the rabbits in tho neighborhood Ihe. miners refraining from shooting any, fearing it might be him." ,St?i Franri''o Golden Era. An exchange says : An erring husband, w ho had exhausted all explanations foi late hours, and had no apology ready, recently slipped into the house about one o'clock very softly, denuded himself gently, ami began rocking the cradle by the bedside, as if he bad been awakened out of a sound sleep by infantile cries. He had rocked away for five minutes, when Mary Jane, who had silently observed the whole ma noeuver, said: "Coroe to bed, you fool, yu! the baby ain't there." Wonderful I'.'teitowenoH. j i A VVAlfcUSPOlT St I KS IV AND CAl.KIUs! AWAY THE WATtHS C'K A s.MAl.L I.AKl. Au Augusta paper gives the following j hich u niii.ds us i f the invention patented particulars of a m.t remarkable water-'""' ea?- ago by our fiiend L'r. Slue,. S.tit near I.angley, Ca. : j il 'o'h-puller Slugg had an aor- A dense cioial was first sf en aj pro..ciiing business at.d he concluded toecuo- a (li nil l.il.e r i "i d. liTii,:; !! ;i:u Uy a i" -"cr.oth by pulling teeth l.v coTi.-iiiciT.blc oi t nice vp. Nothing paitic , V'.tclii-. e y . lie constructed a serie of uhtr vv;..s thought of it i:,til irtiiiiiy a 'cranks ami levers, livedtoa movable stau. staitling ciicitnis-auccs occurred. i Mui lpt rating a pair of forceps by means The cloud hailed over the pond and es- of a leather belt which was connected rri,h tablished connection with the latter. A , ll:e engine of a planing-inill next dr. genuine watirspout l ad, in furl, been ; The doctoi experimented with it ercrM volved, and an immense ijvar.tity of water ' times o i n.y.ls jutiily inserted in onid, was lushing skyward iluvuph tie li.n.id oid it w.nkd splendidly. The first pa conductor. When first seen ihe watcifpont tieid he tried it en was Ju.ige Mhv, !.. was near the dam, aim traveled si owly 'called in to have an athing molar reniovn:. aeioss the j.o' d until it rer.ebcd the railroad ; Wl.t-n the fcrceps bad been clasped upt t ties(V'-w !?., a mile ai'd a ipiaricr fnm its ?1 judge's tooth, D Slv.pg gear d t! struting point, when it disnriKMicd. and machin and ojiened the valve. Webeli., the cloud moved majestically o.'f. c:i: rvi;:g it was wer known w ith any drgiec of cx vviih it thousands of gallons of water which i acl r.ess .v lie: Lei the doctor I'lillcd the ra1 h"d been drawn from ihe p ;:d. j tco fir o; er.. or whether ihe i l.itiing m 11 The latter, covciiirsr an area of six liun- ; '.! klt.g at thai moni-nt under extz. dred acres war., in fact, lowered fully two . ciuui.ny tuessurc. Dm i;i the twinkling inches.. The huge cohmin w hich joined the of a.i eve .1 nuge M iby was twisted out f tipper region to the expanse of water below that chair, and the movahhi stand l-paa lcsen.bhd a cue in f i. aiid rotated h- r ! to execute the most surprisieg iiuiuruties izonially with great lapiditv. The marvel, j around the iou;i. It wo:iiJ ik Judga ous speed with which the coliim-i turn -d i i - high into the air and s-.u-e liita i-.r.j.icsscd Ihe bchohier with the idea that j d-' in an appalling m.iM'cr, with one le it was cunr.icted wi?h a wliiilwind. This ain,...g S.ig.'s gouges a.ul other iustru vvas r.iost probably the case, as a tiemeu- men is cf titiue, and with the other ia ous wind pasi.-tl over Augusta, f.-nn thedt- ' the f-po.o-.!). Tii-n if wotid ic.rr "him up reel ion cf Lai-ghy, s-unc Ito.u'S :tftfr-v..ii,,s . :i-.iii.st ike chandelier three r btr t'.trt Tho heavens were Virilliant with ii.ces-net ' a?nl ! y srr iss aiul drive tlie judge's b a i fashes of liphlnipg after the spout de-ci ib- ; Sbr-'.nh :'..c oii j.:ti.ia of fc'u-;"s father ed ab'-ve l.i.l disappe.-.iv-d. There as no ! over the ni ti'l'l j ie, e. A fter b-miping hiia itishirg r.oUe coimecud who it, as i-ti:e ; ag.int Sh'pg's auces'.or, it would swiil tL cr.se in s ne instain-ts. 1 lc water ui;oi :- ! jude ar-.-inid armmg the ciockfrr on tho iita'ihlhccloudjiistbcf"rclhc.-poutf..rn.e,l washrtaiul and dunce him up and down ii was in a state of great tipit-. ti' n. Waves j an excitit.g manner over th btovt.. until rolh d an gtily, ai.ii a pcic tible bulge was j tinal'y the ucf. ..tive n-.olar "gave," a l a yc-L it. As ibo cl u! brtl cd a sort of funnel j the j:.Jc lauded with his f.mt t-h rough th i totiudcd fiom it ai d drop! ed t';ov ly don j piei -g'a-s- J.-.id his el'niw on a pifk jhikII-j becoming l.trger as it lcngh.-.u'd, t'-e broader porli n, or base, Lclngal the tar face of the cloud. When if retched a point nti -.t onr.f.::; .". the distance between the cl, 'id ;iud tie pond, thob;:"j.e on the snrf.-.te ot ;U l.o, r rose to meet it. au 1 the two at leu,.:!:.!. : '. ed. when the woterof tbr- ,u:l c -uiine' liscetuiilig into the cl u.I. v,hl;ii u.o l -1 slowly of l towaid the t ! - ll..- ;' h". i he waves n the vau-r le.iito usu lei uv.'j t -v.-.tids thepout, and the spout ii-c'if c .i tibiied the rotary molious itfonvd ab v- . 'ihe I'Ut.-iile of the watery fui.m.l w; -daik and no v.eil detined, V.hilc the c.i.trc was much l'ghur, being lather of a blnl -ii ca-t. Thij would m in to iudicatu ',h.:l sh column was jaitlj, I "Il. vv. the eh.lk por tions i't;eo!tin7 tlie il-s. T '.t ic i.c no doubt oalth.it l he ;..i;::''ii. C r-::i:i;i:v ot water which w as traifci t ' i! f.oiii the p, i:u t o t he cl- "t'l vv:is bti r.'ill.v s;-. ' i (! i:p. 1 .u spoc.l ll'.oiliy ilisiii-j ftiied us 1J ;i loio bet o drawn beciily up into ti e cl-tid: v, '..' the la! 1 cr ipiictlv i:i"V cd oi"f t ' pa; Is ii!il;:i 1 ii. Not a drop of lain fell during the t rer.ee or after. vard. The f .iramth n Sfibst epient moi,.:is of the sp '.'L arc uc-sciib-d as having mad-. up a spectacle d in the extrciiic. Nothing of the hind was ever before scon in that sec. i n'. 1 he f-taupcr-t part of the phcnoiucnoii was tlie fact that the cloud, so burdened v. ith water moved oil" without dispensing any 'fit the form of rain iu the ncicL orliood. - MAi'iKe I '. I'OR A DkFiC: .tv. Iudg Collins so v. e w ill cai' h.tu .1 well known. highly lespec.ci Kniet ei booker, on the shady s;de of lliiy. wiu cr, wiiii tivechil- tlrcn, fell of fun and fro'ic, cvt-r ready virih a joke to give or take wa-, b. n'eieei Ihe other eve ling by a miss of live and twenty for not tnkitig anotiier wife. She urged that he was halo and hearty and ciesei vid a ma . i n-'uial iniis.-maie. The Judge ac- i knovvlcdgcd the fact; admitted th.it haj was convicted by the eloquence of hi fair fi-.end that be had thus far. been very re- m'ss, aud expressed contiition f.r the fa il- coi'.fcsM'd, ending with Oileiing hlinself to the l.idy, telling her she could uot cei ..liu'y j rj.ct I.i til ; f cr pointing out to him his ; hcin-us offence. Ibo lady replied Unit J she wo .Id be most happy to lake uie si n- i r.tion so uniiiuely advertised and l c ic l o .e of bis boue and Uesh t f his tie 1 . i.e. there was one, to her, most seii n.s ob-a- cle, "Wilh" fcavs the Judge, "name it. . .My i rofession is to surmount such i npedi n.euts." "Ah, Jedg, this is beyond your piwe'S. I have vowed if ever I many a widower he must have ten chil hen. ' " i e;i childien ! Oh, that's nothing,' t:ys the Judge ; "I'll give you live n w asid my notes on demand in installment for tiio lc ui ai u d e r . " A'e teark L'n lo u. A New Critn. A whilo ago it wa? an r.ounced that poison of vipers was a cure for hydrophobia, and a case vras cited to prove the statement. That one poison m.iy counteract another iu the human system is illustrated t.v a would b mieido in Iu- diaua who swallowed ncaily fif.y g a:ns e I t- .. . .. . ,.ti. ,f 'i. -i-s n ! oiuu'U. no "ri a" "o- j-"'" - , " 1 last lestirt t vo-ll irdsof a diachm of uui vomica, dissolved iu water, was iujteted ueder the skin over vaiious parts of the body. The quantity of poison administer ed was sufficient to kill a well man, but ia this case its antagonism to opina raade it an agent of life, fii In twenty ifiinu'es the man wa. sitting up in bed, toi fctcus aud lap'rdly rtcof ei'mg. I)i;. Sli -oi's Invuntjox. 7A Pltnwl 2'--rh-J' ;li r. Max Adelcr Cvit:ributr the , following : A Hcaoipg paj-er contains .m j acceunt of a machine f r pl'igging teth j v.iuUJ i:ia the machiiiC dashed e.c; ;U' vd tiled t-J t his leg w ith the forceps. When they c.uilid I ho Ji-.'pe I, :ne Lc didn't seem in OiJlnaleiy hul Ihr.i thetOvth was .ut ; at,d IV. f-'-rgg if. cr en to c.llect his bill. j IV j 'I "; 1 :', s,.;i.,;r, v believe ; and '!.. l . s 1. I I d up a ne dentist, '. .1 1 ;- covitiact with the niia ; ti c- ' : h.jr-iu'U. and I pan T'l f h:gg cm j nlm own 1 pu'l le-th i.: tha ui-i v. ay, by hand. We j l ave nn impui.j;i tl.at S'ug's patent can 1... l.r.o.-r. i ii. a ,.c. . v a Pi-1 nt,. Senator t'. ;N ihe follo-.ving ioii- 1IC-. oi ... .iu.!. 'i- ; 1 t c.i ! 1 1 r .1. ;t ptt-er ciia. fo' tor of tho i. ;'i:e f iVh'beiry. who some time i.'-.i!: ihul: in Nee, ,1a a lawyer of soma p'.o:,M-.' who r.io.c to nothing by drinking. ";i'iUs he vt nt to mining. At tin.- end of a week IVktbcrty i:i l.u'. n niiii a bl ick eye, aswol- . e-i'i h. -evated pailiiel'ts. Of . a ere n:.i....s t j kiiovv all abems :i r.o.-e ,'.' 11. y.-isc," s-.id he. ".'iiily and I v. en- nit litis, ami i i -ni' ibliy. for Le's a v' .'.l un .ini.ig ni.ui K-r an uneducated cuss. Hiily and I di-.- ,i- cil p;i: : uei ;-Lip, wt j tied and st. u ic.ts: ..-.e vve struck . o-eh , ;hei, and illiiy settled. Our fuse j unterei '-e was of an astionomical eh.nac j ler. 'c d: ided the day difi'cieut. Ihlly , divi-.i. tl the .v.; on ; ,i. m., j.d I divided j on l- .1. m., it lid i'iiiv. i 'stc-iid of allowing for i roni'iincal iliJrei enee, said I was a ! hi- d g. Hut I vlidu't mind that, for ! ihov v.a3 my p.utnei, and had a light to j his vicv?. ' I e:i v. e dlf.Vrtd on ablition. j ri.p, ab!;?tr-d b, f orr b, cakfast, and said I ! was a .: ty 'p. fu. y.-u s-c, I always jtbluted nfi r ! ciiid il.;,!. f ',r.i-t. Hut I didn't j le v. Ill tii.fr , :i nd so 1 M 1 i. vv h tl.f .''d i.'i aHcct bii-i'ies:. ;e o ',-.. I'.ut the third dniVrei:ca a hiii.' to.i much for me. Wo r u iwu Jo b;at:s ,n;d .-i.iijacks, 1 lo.v i -' . b n't my being a giOcdy i s.,.i 1 d0 tl;.- foil r.v -lid to uie: . ;.o-.i fu ii, so ni'-his-es.' This n i:e!. ;. i: ;oi t. U i.-.y 'thoso ; i in.- toiil i've, :nd I j.ist took i w;i , j.; j vvi ie -. j and V. ih.;r. vv I'd '. ,is t. 1 f i ' 'i.O s. 1 ::i 1 i:e ' 1 i::i:;c; wiiii a lie lit hand- .h it . ti . it l ii'i a Is! i'i-int.'ng bad .'."b tie vay W4 g: ui" iiii.ir li pc: i. lllrMihol, j " i I i'l T v i.l be i.t ; e ni a i t and I p. .ess Tod Vi TiiK V.'i.i-: ; T:-nd ever you he. it" of M;eii a lice'.' i h.i v.Jf r t he bild- il t.ie over.- ii.itsg. 1 "h w h ist Trig-1 ice is fojn.i i i -Mi!'-'. It is strange-l'oking o'l j ec'. u i-h ' : a cln s white a.s eiiiiik. I. l.ss i! g t!; iii!--, t!:e i.-si lo of vhi' h is the f.tv uiie home ofs i'iio ti iny inject. Whou his I'.Pi'ti'f C .' out ! see the world, he of i 'ilic leave.-, tho iko- open behind! hi-! thai i I.i si,', a -mail h. le, through which l e tiae.hu. N'ev. the wind blow in.' ti.io.igh the trie when the leaves ara i iii". inakis musical notes in these hcilow ll.orns. so that it soaietimes sounds like j thou anJs of f! utx-s 1 1 ii g at obc. The u itivcs call it the whiiM:ig tree. Tun Poughkeeps-ie IZn-J.t ssvs : "Te!! ty yeai-s ago a Greene county father re fused to let his daughter go to a candy pu'l, and she disappeared. The ofraar 4y she returned, lifted eleven children oat of the wagon, aud entered thf hoanu u J took; off her things as coally as if sh iaa uck been g r.t s-Tcr a day."
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