jiEJi'JJiKuLnLz: coviiTsnir. now a guileless rnoFEsson rr.orosED AND WAS ACCEPTED IN AM HOUR. A correspondent of the Indianapolis Herald tells the following anecdote of Prof. Foster, who filled with mucli ability one of the chairs of the Faculty of the college in KnoxvilU, Tenn.i . . Prof Foster was w ell educated in the ;?r.deredeh t a aU? man, furufch nr a rare subject for the study of human ature in one of its multiform phases he ma advised bv oine of his friends to gut married, he, with childlike faith and sim plicitv, accepted their advice, and promised to do'so if he could find a young lady will ing to have him. They referred Lira to a number of the best young ladies in the city, any one of whom, they had no doubt, would bo willing to accept his hand and make him happy, lie was one of the most kind hearted of men, as void of puile s 'Cof fence, and an entire stranger to the tonus and ceremonies of modern courtship, lie tbe necessity ol consilium?; - - in rrT!iiiir the ouestion- lv will You have me?" bo he went that very day to the residence of the nearest voiiii" lady w ho had been commended, and Lein Welcomed and seated in the family circle, as he always was wherever known, he at once made known the object of his Tisit by sflvlng in a clear and distinct voice. ""Well, Miss Farali, my friends have ad vised me to get married, and they recom mend you and a number of other young ladies to me as suitable persons, and I have nw called to see if you are willing to marrv me." Had an earthquake violently shaken the he t household could not have been more astonished. Like a frightened rdfe, Sarah started to ran, when her mother caught her, and said : "Why, child, don't be frightened, the Professor won't hurt you." Being again seated, a deep blush suc ceeded the paleness which hud been caused by the startling announcement, and she rallied enough to be able to say to the Pro fessor that as his proposition was entirely unexpected, she must have some t tine to. consider the matter. This he gi anted, but said : "As I am anxious, in case of your refu sal, to see the other young ladies to-day, I can wait only one hour for your answer." Knowing the worthiness, sincerity and simplicity of the Professor, the matron took her blushing daughter up stairs for consultation, while the father was left to entertain his proposed son-in-law as best j he could under the novel circumstances. ' Of course the discussion of the sudden proposition between Sarah and her mother was private and cannot be given in full. The most essential points of it, however, were told afterward. It was readily ad mitted that he was entirely worthy of Sarah's hand and heart. "Bat, mamma," said Sarah, "how would it look to other people for me to have to give an answer in one bhort hour only eixty minutes ump- at a hasty chance and to think how my young friends would icer and laugh at me. Wouldn't they tease me to death? Xo, roa, I can never face that music." "But stop, my child, and listen to me. There is not a young lady in the city that would not jump at the oiler made you. Let them laugh. Girls must have some thing to langh at, but it wou"t hurt you. Tell him yes, emphatically. If he were a etranger whose antecedents were unknown t us. however ireiKsscssiug in persuii and manners, or profuse in his professions of love, I would withhold my consent. But we have long known hiin, his moral char acter is without reproach, he is amiable, kind-hearted, and sincere, a fine scholar, with an honorable position in the college, and he makes no false pretences. You know just what ho is. What more do you want "tut, mamma. I don't know that Lc loves me, he hasn't even said so. O, well, daughter never mind that. Generally, those who are the loudest in their professions of love have least of the pnre article. You can teach him by ex ample to love you. It is far better than precept." Leaning her head upon her mother's bosom, Sarah said, in a sabmissive tone : "Welt, ma, just as yon say I'll tell lnm yes ; but, although the hour isn't half out, we'll not go down until the last min ute of the hour." At tie expiration" of the flfty-nmth mili tate, they returned to the Professor and papa, Sarah still blushing, but more calm than before. Then, with a firmness that astonished herself as well as her parents, the extended her hand to the Professor and said : "Yes, sir, if papa consents." He gave hi consent w ithout hesitancy, and it wa readily agreed by all that the fcedding should take place a week from that time. Then Professor Foster, with his usual calninesjs conscious of having done his duty, withdrew to report progress to his friends. WelV m due time the Professor went to the clerk for the license. The clerk in formed him that the law required a boud and security in the sum of 1,2.", to be void on condition that there was no legal objection to the proposed union of the two persons named. The Professor very Eromptly replied "Ob, never mind the ond, Mr. C-Verfcj I will pay $1,000 down and will hand you the balance in a day or two." After further explanation by the clork, the Professor soon complied with the law and obtained his license. At the appointed time the wedding came 5fT ffi the best fctyle of the city, and the aomyany. enjoyed . the occasion with tho greatest zest. The hours Hew like hum ming birds. As the clock struck 13 tho I'rofeFsr picked up his hat and started for his boarding hoi.se. His principal atten dant, surmising his intention followed to the front door, and informed him that mat rimonial cti.jwvUo required him to stay and board an J loge at Vc. iyuse of his father-in-law until he ami his wife w is.hed to live by themselves; that he would le furnished with a room adjacent to Sn rail's room, iu rler that, if she happened to get thirsty, he migfct be near to get her a drink of fresh water. In tho morning the bride and gr.m were greeted with th smiles of the family, together with those of some early 'callers, and inquiries were made if they had sle-i well, Both resHnded that they had never slept sounder in their lives, he adding,, with his childlike simplicity, that h was hjpy U say Sarah did not call for water during tho whole night. That last remark waa uite a riddle to her, and she looked urkui, but said nothing, no one vent minx to, ask him -to rise ano? explain. Ho did not know it was a joke played upon him until the attendant told it as such to the eom jiny, F" niiy the happy cotrple went to house keeping, and never were man and wife more heartily congratulated or more highly esteemed than they were. They were the favorite of the city, Xever was wife more lovely or husband more kind and devoted, but he didn t know anything about provi ding; for the larder, only as Surah taught him. One little incident may llflice il lustrate. She told him one day to get some rice. He went immediately to the store and told the clerk he wauted to r-r.i- KJmeiice. "How ttiiicli?'' Inquired the ! clerk, "Oh, not ranch," said the Ptofes I or "t reckon three or four bushels will ' do for the present." The clerk was very ! sorrv to sav they had not that much on i 1 and, but that they would soon have more. The clerk persuaded him to try to make 1 out for a few days with some fifteen or I twenty pounds. Sarah and the clerk were ! not the only ones who laughed over the in ; cident. lie never called for three or four bushels afterward. ! If the Professor and his wife are still living they must be well stricken in years, j and if they see this brief sketch of their ; early lives," ami find any errors in rr, tliey ' will pardon the writer. jioiutt-LL" & co., yooo, WASHINGTON' STREET, I, Near Pa. R. R- Depot, Johnstown, Pa., Whuiesale'aid Rrtcil Dealet s in MEM M DOMESTIC DRY COOES. IHiLMXEKY COOUS, IIARinVAUK. f yUEMNSWARE, BCOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS. IRON AND NAlLfc, CARPETS AND OIL CLOTHS, READY-MADE CLOTHING, GLASS WARE. YELLOW WARE. WOODEN A N D W I LLO W WARE. PROVISIONS and FEEDALL KINDS, Together with all manner of Western Produce, uuch as FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT, CARBON" OIL, kc, ic. SlE? Wholesale atid retail orders solicited and pr6mptly filled on the shortest notice and most reasonable terms WOOD. MORRELL k CO. Geo. 0. K. Zahm, DEALER IX DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, QUEENSWARE, iimxm, boots, shoes, AND ALL OTHER ARTICLES GENER ALLY KEPT IN A COUNTRY STORE. WOOL AND COUNTIIY PKODUCE TAKEN IX hXCQANGt FOR GOODS. Store on South' Side of Main Street, i:ien.tbiii-?. Pa. LOOK WELL TO Y0Llll .DERSTANI)LGS. JOHN D. THOMAS, Hoot and flioo ZMsilcoi TTfE undersijrned respect fully informs his mi A incrous cutonierd hii1 the public fr n ralv Unit he is prepared to inanutacture UOt.)TS and SHOES of any UViri l fize or quality, from tho tim-st French oidf-t-kin fionts ti tiie courset broirans, iti the ftuv bet manner, on ;the sliortest notice. nn;l nt as mo.lerate prices as like work curl be uliinint il any w hi re. Those who have worn Hoots hip) Shot s ina'le at luy e-tMlilishnn-nt neeil no iissiirauee us to the feuperiur iiality of my work, others enn easily bo eoii viuci tl of the Tuci if they willouly jrive me a trial. Try ami be convinced. C Repairing of Itjots uu l Shoes utteiulej to promptly ami in a workmanlike manner. Thankful for past favors I feel contiJent that my work ami prices will commend me to a tun tinuunce imJ increase of the same. JOHN 1). THOMAS. rAMiniiE MAFFimflrri s.i.nrLL stiii:i:t, Near Union School House, Ebensburg. ! Till" nlw rllii r (hir.-.s to cail the intention ! of the t-it:.ens of t'ainbiia and in! joining ; conntii-s to the fac t that he has now ia success- ! fnl operation in Ktn-nshurjr a Shop for themun ' u fact u re and repair of CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, SULKIES, i Sirlnr nnsonn, Mcislis, ; And other lecriftii'H nf Work in that line Employing n me but skillful workmen and usiin only the best mat'-iials, I teel conti'ler;t I can jrive entire satiyfaction in work, styles and prices. flat form work dine at short notice. Uepair- nijr of ail kind attendt-d to at reasonable rates. ' A lll.ii ks nith Stion in eoiineetinii with M m ! ufactory. -h11 and bee speciinens (l work. Juinii;,h".:.-if. i). m. cilLTE. LOOK SHARP AT THIS! 136. THE ONLY CATHOLIC 136. BOOK & PERIODICAL STOItE I. CAMBRIA COl'MV. KM r. MKAGHEK. Wholesaleand Retail Pea- ler in MAMuitii Catholic Wohks ot all kind. fliAVEH It.X.KS, HlUt.KS, Histohkal nml ti-kks, hii.its, Ac. ( .. Vif, ra'ikln! ttreetT .lolmstown. Ha. Will 11 everv m tiele at Jtnl tiniore.ir rinl.h-liliiH priees. A liberal tiixnntnt ullmrril tn the Iter. CI' (', Librari), ,,r tin me bull ing iu htre Ints. HookM Iiouii'I iiml I'it-t tires trunieJat tho lowest possible prices. -Ml the Eastern Weekly Tapers for sale. 136. Franklin Street, Johnstown. 136. IM iii-i-iijv fc Dunn, PltOPUlETOlt-a OP rillENK FftUNWlY AM) STOVE WORKS, l!OLLU)AYSHL'i:(J. I'A. HAVIXti purehnTl tlw -otaMisliment latelv known as r.nterpvnn; Foundry, we are now ;repare'l to inannfrtvtnre i LKi IXrr CASTING S j of e vt ly !e.,eriptioii. Tho Various Styles of Stoves m:imi.H-itirei nt oi:r estal. ishnienr nre in ,.11 rt peets i l'.:al to any i:i tt;e market. I Steam Engines and all kind of Machiner promptly and satisfactorily repaired. ' j t S.AII our work is wai raniei;t t,e exaetlv j what it is represented. Aug. 3u.-tf. TIE BIGGEST SHIP AFLOAT ! pi.USO.NS iroinar to Europe, or those seaunm w t ii r i 1 1 r- frfeiufs to the Old 'iuutr,i onvht to I'uy tlu ir ti.kets from M. !'. Mfa ;nitR, A vent tor io r i' 1 h r rted rVntioii:l I iii OS SteKinern t "nnd fr:.li I......V... .... I I-ratts for and ;,, 'tt0 .ii r. nt rat.. For turther part u ulars calVal :.-m;hku s IU.uk stole, Frank in h t lh"'u,w"- ' a I June 1 72.-1 7. g T I iTl TJ ! a X D A TLTJ. AM) IMjEHTAKINC. Ml Thankful Tor jvi't liberal r.-.vors. tho subscri ber desires to inform the people of F.beibnr mid vicinity that he is.-till earr inir on the bus mess above named in all its brunches, on Hurl, Ftreet. nearly oppo.-it" the Public Svhoni lloue Sut-slantially ni;.d)- Furniture o? nil kind soli ,H',""i'-.,1'-s. e.tlins .f anv fjt sirable fir finish turmstioi on short notice, and funer als at tcuded to promptly anil sxtistactorilv. imhu:kt EVANS. Ebensburg-. March 21, ls7:!.-iiu. ;fILLINKUY& DUESS MAKING. .I.Mi.; The attention of the La.lies of Kbens- I Vlff "nt'y': i.v is (iireete.l to the fact thrtt Hlte. K. K. JtJNt.S hHS just received mi invoice oi new an.l :asiiu.n;it)le AI liiierv (o.o.iv. mi her ; rooms, in the Jj.sr Aarl. Llx iitbu., W.xl.linjr : ' v..-, nail,...., mi. urcsr.nia Mnr ; i .!..ti. I he mlruiiiig-j of the public is reepeet- 1 I X-iiy SOliC. ViUtl;o-.J 'i NEW DISCOVERY In CUemical Medical Scleoce. CO r-i x 4 p. i XBUV arSr - ca o V) Dr. OAKVEA'S TAB REJIEBIES Cure Iiicio:it Coiisumilioii. Ir. AVDX'S TAU KEUEDIES Cure Catarrh. Ir.AIVI.'S TAB REMEDIES Cure Al?tinu. lr. AISVI."S TAB KEMEDIKS Cure CSoart Iiseac. Dr. GAltVIVS TAIt KE.1IED1ES CurS5iii Ii-iaos. Ir. CJAieVfiX'S TAB KE.flEDIES Regulate the Liver. Ir. CiAKVIX'S TAB REMEDIES Eesrul ute theSiouiacIiand Bowels Dr. GAIIVLVS TAIt ISK.TIEDIES Cure all Fejn:!e Weaknesses. Dr. GAKVIVS TAB 1IE.HEDIES Turifv tLe Elood. Dr. GABVIX'S TAB REMEDIES Cure Diseases of TSiroat. Dr. GAESVIX'S TAB REMEDIES Cure Kroiicliitls. Dr. CSAKVl.VSi TAB REMEDIES Cure '-Rose Cold," or "Hay Fever" Dr. GAIiVIX'S TAIC REMEDIES Cure Eciiii? Diseases. Dr. GARVI.'S TAB REMEDIES Cure Const ijKit ion. Dr. C3ARVI.VS TAIC REMEDIES Cure Salt iiietim. Dr.GARVI.VS TAB REMEDIES Cure Iidiiey Diseases. Ir. GAIIVI.VS TAIt REMEDIES Prevent CIsoIera & Yellow Fever Dr. GABVI.'V'S TAB REMEDIES Prevent Malarious Fevers. Dr. ARVEVS TAIt REMEDIES Peinove Pain is l!ie E5rast. Dr. GARVI.'S TAB REMEDIES lieinove F:isn in tlio Sitle or IStiek. Dr. GAItVWS TAB REMEDIES Are a Sapcrioi" Toa.ie. Dr. GARVIN'S TAB REMEDIES lleitore tle Asielile. Dr. GARVI.VS TAIt REMEDIES Cau.se tlie Tcocl to Digest. Dr. GARVIVS TAR REMEDIES Restore the Weak, a.n-1 Debilitated Dr. GARVI VS TAIt REMEDIES Give ITone to Your System. soua PHopniETons. Jf)." Seventh Ave.. Weir York. LYON'S Only 50 Cents per Bottle. It promotes the GROWTH, T'llICS KIl - VES the COLOR, and increases the -I Vigor and OSAl'TI'of the HAUL v Otf.B THIBTT TkABS AOO LYON'S KATHAIhOJJ POB the Haik wnf firBt placftd in tiie market by l'rofcesor J'.. Thomas l.yon. a graduate of iTiiiceton Collc-Re. The name is derived from tlie Greek "Kathho," Jipmfying to cleanse, purtfit, vjuvenate, or restore. l'he favur it has received, and the popularity it has obtained, is unprecedented and incredible. It in creases the Growth and Beautt of the Hats. It is a delirhtfnl dressing. It eradicates dandruff. It prevents the iiair from turrinK gray. It keeps the Lead cool, and gives the hair a rich, eoft, Rlosy ap pearance. It is tlie 8amk in Quasxtti and Quality. it was over a Quahter of a Cisicui Ago, and is eold by all Druggists aaaCvuetry atorcB St only 50 Cents per Atoltlc. Wear's flflpj is Hep Burr 1313 i3r s l j i j 1 1 EM. DRUM VARIETY STARE KAVIXO recently enlunred our stock we are now prepare) to sell ut ti irrrat reIin-t ii .n from former priees. Our sio k consists of I i -.... m.i:: t e Leon s. 'llalTs and AUen Hair UeMorat ves I Pill. Hutment". Plaster-;. Liniment. I'nin K'ni ier. iraie .latrnesia, i-.ss. Jamaica l'ure Klavorinir Extracts, Essences. (J i liver. Lemon Syrup, Soothing Syrup, spiced Syrup, libubart, l'ure Spices, Jce. Cigars and-Tobaccos, I Blank IJooks, Deeds, Xotes and Bonds; Cap , l'ost. Commercial ami all kinds of Note Paper; En elopes, l'ens. Pencils, Arnold's Writing Fluid, lilaek and Ked Ink. H'.k ket an.l Puss i isooks, -Magazines, Newspapers, Novels, llisto- ' i ries. liiules, Uelijrinus, Prayer und Toy Books, j I l'c;ijiye. Pipes, &c. I b W e have ucidi-.l tn mi r fifor-k n Inf f'tVP ! JKU'EI.UV, to w hich we wouldiuvite the at ! temmn of tho Ladies. ! PHOToiiRAPU ALBUMS at: lower prices than evrr otTered in this place. I 1 aper and Cigars sold cither wholesale or re- lil'i- L ) i .t M T I !AV. July 30, 1?0S. .Main Street, Ebeusburg. Parke's Marble Works, 139 Frank I in Street, Jolinstoun. MON,.' MKNTS. JIKAD Hud TOMB v rV " '. i Fs- ri ' 1 " N T E U an d CA BI , .l L:VIts- MANTELS, ,Ve., nianu 1 net u red ol the very liest Italian hik! Ameriean Marbles. Entire sat isfae- ex" ulVon of'ok" PricC' da aud Orders respeotfullv sollelted and promptly tilled at the verv low est cash rates. Try us. Oet..-m. JOHN PAKKE. L0B.LVS M l I! OLE WORKS 1 131 Franklin Nlreet, J)liiiittH M, JOIIV W. tAUi X, - Proprietor. lUIONFMF.NTS, HEAD AM) TOMB STOVVN t'Ol.'MEK am. CABINET SLABS, AND ! TELS. Arc. timnufaetured of the verv best Itul ! iati and Ameriean Marbles. Perfect satisfac tion in work, desivn anl priee vuaranteed. ' !" Irders respect fully solM-itedand prompt y exe ted. Johnstown, Nov. 11, "l.-tf.l M. J r.ucic, r. i, lliylriitn and Knreron, r.. . I'ARR.ILI.TOIV.N. Pa. oflice in roar of John l!.iek"s store. Niuht ri.-- t-"V'v be matie the residen.-e of John --Jllll':'- April 4. lS7J.-tr. J AMES .1. oatmanaT1! lliy,loinii n.iil airxeon. omopf.n ii.k I-.. ... -K.sui kcj. r-A. ""tel. u,.;. J"" : I Hl..ir 8 wheie niKht calls should be niailo. 14-4.-tf.l GEO. Kl.e Tilt . . T j A - - i tfl : THAlftOfy fr Z , riiX V.- . n Ce'"'-te afreet, two doors ! can be hungup in theemokc-houseor wood fruia Hh sueet. Uu-.ST.j i chamber without danger of molestation. A. Woman at the Wood-Vile HOW HEAVEN'S FIRST, BEPT GIFT TO MA? saws woon. The Danbury Xeics says : "Did you ever see a woman undertake to saw wood ? It is always a little w hile before dinner, when the pies wou't bake, and the potatoes ab solutely refuse to come to the boiling point, ami the only stick of wood is exactly three inches too long:. Alter vain attempts to r.rovc tbc elasticity of matter by putting tinvfimt three-inch stick into a two-foot i ; stove, she goes out to the saw horse, puts j ! her knee on the refractory stick the way 1 tie 1,:ls seen the men do. But the coires of the wood are sharp, and the takes it down itli an ejaculation, and with a grow ing disregard for appearance, put her foot oi"it i.istead. Her hair never fails to come down at this juncture, and she has io stop and twist it into a tight knot behind before be"iiiuin to saw. Here the saw com mences afrautic jumping and skipping on its own account, the whole feminine mind bein" concentrated upon keeping up the foot that is up, and down the foot that should be down, until, in an unlucky mo ment, the centre of gravity is lost, the stick llics up and launches a blow at Ler nose just as some body is going by. She stops and pretends to be looking for some thing, while dark thoughts of divorce and separation Hash through ho mind, and she htcer will attempt to saw wood again if there never is any dinner. But litr pride and her dinner are at stake, and all her obstinacy comes to the surface; she will conquer that stick or die. r'iied by a new fury, she succeeds in sawing two-thirds of the way through, and breaking off the res? of it it is a rotten rail she goes into the house to find the potatoes boiled dry, and the pie in a state of sodden uncertainty; The children come home from school and the husband from his shop, and liud a kind of hushed solemnity in the air, and no pie for dinner. The meridinal meal is eaten iu silence and bitterness of heart, and then the wife of his bosom inquires if she is ex pected to take care of the stables and feed the pigs as well as saw wood. The man says, -Hang it all, I forgot,' and the wo man drops sarcasm and breaks down in the declaration that she n-e-v-e-r w-i-1-1 d o i-t a-g-a-i-n, nenr but she will; she will do it to morrow, and the next day, or the day after, for one of the things that woman never will learn is that she cannot saw wood." Ax Intelligent Cat. The. man who lives just back of us, Chubb, has a yellow tomcat whose intelligence is almost human. Chubb's cat possesses a voice like that of a Tuscarora Indian, and when it goes out in the yard on a moonlight night and meets a cat with different views, and rea sons with it and indulges in animated con versation and lifts out handfuls of fur, you can hear the debate for a mile and a half. Chubb used to be much annoyed by the continual disturbance, and he would dis perse the meeting with bullets and other projectiles. But at last he noticed that Lis remonstrances had no effect. The more soa-cups and boots be tired into the yard, the louder Lis yellow tomcat would screech, and when lie would bang away Lis gun, the cat would send out a wild, unearthly yowl which would wake people within fif teen squares and set eight or ten thousand dogs to barking. It seemed so queer to Chubb that his cat always refused to move on w hen hit, that he determined one night to watch it. Just at dusk Le observed the cat drag about twelve inches of old stovepipe out from under a bush aud crawl into it. Then the cat inserted its legs through foui holes that had been punched iu tlie iron, and with its head projecting through the end, and its body clad in armor, it winked at Chubb, aud rambled oft" to attend the mass meeting. Chubb says now that ho wouldn't take a bundled dollars for that cat ; but if w e do not tunnel under Chubb'syard some night and blow his tomcat into eternity with a submarine torpedo, it will be very singular. We admire ingenuity, but a vociferous tomcat makes us unhappy. Max Adder. The Family Hammer. There is one thing no family pretends to do without. That is a hammer. And yet there is noth ing that goes to make up the equipment of a domestic establishment that causes one-half as much agony and profanity as a hammer. It is always an old hammer, w ith a handle that is inclined to sliver, and always bound to slip. The face is as round as a full moon, and as smooth as glass. When it strikes a nail full and square, which it has been known to do, the act will be found to result from a combination of pure accidents. Tha family hammer is one of those rare articles we never profit by. When it glides ofT a nail head and" mashes down a couple of fingers, we un hesitatingly deposit it in the yard, and ob serve that wc w ill never use it again. But the blood Las hardly dried on the rag be- it ammerw aud readv to make another trial. iue result rareiy varies, out we never profit by it. The awful weapon goes on knocking oil' our nails, and mashing w hole j,,i,lts' aild s'pping Oil" the handle to the confusion of mantle ornaments, aud break ing the commandments, and cutting up an assortment of astounding and unfortunate antics, without let or hindrance. And yet we put up with it, and put the handle on again, and lay it away where it won't get lost, aud do up our mutilated and smart ing fingers, and yet if the outrageous thing should happen to get lo.-.t, we kick up a regular hellabooloo until it is fouud again. Talk about the tyrannizing influence of a had habit i It is not to be compared to the family hammer. Banbury Xevcs, Couldn't Catch Her. On Satur day an old lady, accompanied by a tall, pawky-looking girl of sixteen, "ev idently her daughter, entered a store in Titusville and asked to sec some calico. Selecting one of the pieces thrown down to her, she pulled it this way and that, as if she would tear it to pieces ; held it up to the light in various positions, aid spit on a corner and rubbed it between her fingers to try if the colors were good. Then she stood still awhile evidently she wasn't ! satisfied. Suddenly she seized the ; clerk's scissors, and cutting oflT a J a piece handed it to her daughter, re ! marking, "Here, 'Liza Jane, vou take , an' cfiuic that an see erf it fades !'' ' And 'Liza Jane chaiccd it. How to Keep Hams. Don" t eat them. AYell, that is one method, but here is au other : Every season more or less hams are destroyed by insects or rendered toff unpalatable to be eaten by decent people. ly following this method the insect can be kept at a distance, and being very simple, it is within the reach of any one. After the meat has been cured by pickle aud smoke, take soni clean ashes, free from, coal ; moisten them with a little water so that they w ill foi iu'a paste, or else wet the 1i-iv,a i:V- 1 I. .... .1... .1 ;l.rtI nine iuu 1 1. u on me ineo.- ITas been before the American pnblic OVER THIRTY years. It l a never yot failed to give perfect satisfaction, ant Lm justly been Etyled the panacea-for all ex ternal Wounds, Cuts, Burns, Svre!lin:r, Sprains, Bruises, fcc.j kc, for M.in nnl lieast. Ko family should f-'-,- ' - T3 FUEELY A VEGETABLE rEEPAnATTON', ccmpceed Btmply of well-known ROOTS. HERBS. FKUITS, combtued with ether properties, which iu their Latue aro Cathartic, Ai'oritjnt, Nutritions, Tjiurctic. Altrrauve ami Anti Xiiious. The wholo in prenfrvfil iu a sufficient nmintityof Fpirit from the SltlAK C'Ail to keep Uicm iu any cliT'iato. which rtfcaa tho LAMTATION id Olio of tho moet TeeiraMe Tonic and ( athar. tic iu tho wurld. Xher are intended etxittly u omestic TonicV only to be need aa a medicine, and always accordiDg to ciirectiouB. , . They are the eheet-anchor of the fee ble and de bilitated. They act upon a diseased liver, and stimulate to such a defrree, that a healthy action ia at oDce brought about. As a remedy to which Womm are especially subject, it is surpprecdini; every ofher stimulant- Asa Sprint; antl sum mer 'l'tyiir, they have no equal. Ihey are a mild and gentle Purgative as well as Tonic. 'Ihey JTirify the lliood. l"hey are a splendid Appetizer. They ic&fce the weak strou?. They puruy aud in visorare. They cure Iiyspepsia. Cocstijiation. and Headache. They act as a i-pacific in all species Of disorders which undermine the Lodxly etreugth. aAd break down tho animal spirit. f Depot j 53 Park Place, New York. C HAGAirs IMagnolia IB aim A FEW ATFLICATI0XS HAKE A Pure Blooming Complexion," . V?,.PuJely Yegctaole. and its operation ia seen ana tut at once. It does away with the riushed Appearance caused by Heat, t'atitrae. and Excite ment. Heals aud removes all Blotches an lhmplos, diapeningdark and nusiahtly spots, lirives away i I 8, aDd Sunburn, and by its Koutle but powerful influence manUca the faUed cheek with YOTJTHTTJL BLOOM AND BEAUTY. sa8vb2i"D r'uee.8t8 Flncy Stores. Depot, 63 l ark Place, New York. s WOOLEN FACTORY! HAVIXt I mien i n t rrniiinoft . - - inucnintTV into onr nmm.f j, .-,: ' - "".w pi l'Hio.i ra s lorr ...Mifu cinTii . 1 STiH-KIXfs v i ii vV lr.r13 ol styles 1. 1 r, i;i. . . N fr. I. p; i. . wiuC,l!ml1tllken I? fxclia'no for irooJs or woikcdoiibhares. Jlark. i price paid for w ool. EbensbBrjr, Pet. Sl.t' f4A i fotUJr" n - sr. & g a. I O O If) 3T 5 g 1 witliotit this Lir.iment. Tlie money re funded unless tho Liniment is dm repre f en ted. P-e Pnre and pet the genuine y.EX ICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT. Sold by all Prufreists and Country Store?, at 2"c , fin ! ?1 (O per little. Notice n BOOK WANTED J. B. BURR & HYDE, l ri O OK, V 1 II WANTED Jr JL hj'J. B. BURR & HYDE, j. ..sJ Bi Hartford, Conn. GIVEN AWAY. A Fine German Chroino. ! I Ve send an r.leeunt Throtno, Mountrd and Ilca ly i lor rraiinn?, tree to i-.Trry Airent. UiSEIlISOUiVD! OH. I Lini liizLow tut: sunrAcu. ! BY THOS. W. KNOX, j 913 I'njres Octavo. I MO Fine Kngrarinrs. i l!)-latr"i Incident an'l ArHrlpnts hi'vuml ih,i i I I-irht of I lay : Startliriir Alrnf orfs inali parts ' ! of the World; Mines ft id Mode of Wnrkitnr t h-m: I iidcrcurr)-iits of Sneiety; GamMm;.- ami its ' lloiD.rs; Caverns and their -Mteiies; Tin Park Ways of Wickedness ; Prisons and their ', Secrets: ltown in the ll. tuhsi.t the Se:i: rff r:inir- Juries of the 1)) lection of l iiiiie. The tio.ik treats of experience with l.-ri-an ds : niirhts in i opium uctisiin.i jraiiiLlinir lis ; litem pn-.n; j Ptori-s tf e.il)-s; adv'nt'ires ainonir Iiniiai:s; , journeys tlii )inirh sewersand euta) uits : acei ! i -tits in inims; pirates and pintcj ; tortures of tlie inquisition ; wonderful l-u t claries ; utider worid of the rreat cities, etc.. etc. Wo want airents for this work, on which we pive exelu-i v , territory. ApentseMii mukeiluO a w-)'k in wcllinar this lok. send for circulars uud special terms t atrents. j. ii. m int & hyue. Hertford, t'on n., or C'bicairo, 111. TICA steai mm 4k (Foumeklv Wood 4c 3Ii-x.) STATIONARY & PORTABLE Steam Engines. The Best & Most Complete- Assortment in the Market. These Emrir.os have alwavs maintained the TPry hiirbest stundarl of excellence. "vVe mak the manufacture of Enirine, Boil, i-s and Saw Mills a specialty. Wts have t lie larireat nnd most complete -wurksof tlae kind in. the country, with machinery pecially iulapied to the wink. We keep constantly in pnws larce rnmK'is of Engines, which we furnish at the very lower, t prices and on the shortest no;io;. We bu;l I Knrinea ppeeiiilly ad.pt.-d to Miue. Saw Mills, tirit Mill, Taniierias, Cotton Gins, TLreahcn end ail classes of manuiacturiiifr. We are now bmldinpr th"? celi-bmteI Lane Cirm lnr Saw Mill, the Lest aud mo&t coinplctc saw mill ever invented. We mike the manufacture of Saw II 111 outfits a Special feature of our business, ani con furuuh complete on the shortest notice. Our aim in all crises is to furnish the bort ma chinery in tht? market, and w irk ubsolujlv un qialHl for lwaut y of desitm, economy and sireLytii- fcend for Circular and i'rice Usu UTICA STEArV? Er3G!NE CO. VTICA, Y. A ft K TS W A X T I : I FOR Til K I GKKAT . IXDrSTJiTES Or THE CX1TKD STATX. J.iOO PACKS AND &K1 KNGRAVINCS Pll I NT ED IN " . . -o l.tllMAN. WKilTKN ItY. "II F.MI- 1 ".. UISU .I.IIIN u HON. TEON CASK. KOWAUD HOWI.AM) r.i i MAI.l. HOHACK (illK This work - .,,.,.,,1, ,. ,., occ.-ses oi manuiacture. etc.. in all aires. It is a complete enevelopedia of arts and niatiiilacl una, iin.J is the iuobt enter taininir and valuable work of information on sur.ji.et3 of ireneral inter.-st ever offered to the public. It is adapted to the wants of thoMer. chant. ,i i f a eturer. il.wha.o.. w... n r,' ... ... . . - .. ! lk,,r an'l Inventor, an sells to' both ni.i ',i yountrof all classes. The book is soi-i bv atrents whoaremakiuir lsrjre sales in allparisof the country. Jt is ottered at tue low pric of t.i 50 nnd is t h .' 11'k.ii.v. i.o.vt ... .. i i . ' - - - - i v , in i, su oseriii- tion. o family shoul.l wiih,.".,. ' AVe want aa-entR iu every town in the I niUi Mates, and no Ajrent eau fail to do well w ith i ins iKmii. tiur terms ate liberal, Wo irivo our ants the exclusive riht of terrltorv Iim; of our airnts sold 1;JN copies In eiirbt davV V . r ita i n yj w CCKS. ).ur Hlfeilt 111 ' Hartford sold 3'.7 in one week. Specimens of ! ... " n. fen. i nrciiis on receiptor stamp r or circulars aud terms to ajretits ndrti-es the publishers. J. a. Ul'lilt i HVDK Ilartford, ( onn., or Chicaifo', 111 cilvaiWiTj1ousE; i:iu;siiritj, John Fitzharrls, - Proprietor. HAVIXf; leased and rt rui i.ished the above well known and popular hotel, the pronri! etor is now amply prepared to aeconiiuoJate S . ",.a" 1.v"p ''. 'heir at the Table at all seasons, iho Har wi i b,' k - .t eonstantly supplied with the ehoi.-t l. iuoi'A and rhe.-ommo-nous stable will be under thj charge of a c.ir. f n I and at tent i ve h.,"i . niv 1 111" I 1UI K H II . .l.lo .-.! 1 . p,ois.-u iueveiv particular and eora'nV'" t"-a"uu"der1 o , whv t ..' S . ITCl iietor hope- to win h;8 nn to puoi c IiiNoi. OIaj , ls;X.tn i of r,.,-.:. liKttihiiuny is oi1R 0f ' f a;;, ibai;iysciliMil,:r,.j or project in life i, ,, of ie;i.s..ii, or dis;,,,v are iiii i-ly told y , i j, tied that t.i nuiiiv j. life of a girl ; l. .".!,. -'le Sj j:,..." - f t t! m; nuisi not jivt touch and take, of Mirtti i-e that :! b'-lM-if It is u.t misery, where 1. .-, abound. In eiitcrnirr (.j life not i'tv :t c. engagement in"l,. turely. yon ttiay 1 if t. t,. , tier ol your tl u lie.sr?. come I. ..! ,: - ; the bhady ski.,- ..j t. ungrown, uiicduc it. . for its cares ai.il i. s, business, as your d. i ' j will too toon lue.tk t. j will not tread the nectar, and dv, i treacherous feelii,, I believe. Wait ut.t:! j sobered somewhat i:i f .-v.; t .:, '"' ' 1 ' Z.: ' v' "::i.;i you uegta to e;,; love. If Y)iU ;ii d special favor on the combat proix 'sa'.s ;; mar and untold 1,; Class, it i a repro i. ;. to arrest your educa'i :. fere w ith it for a mo: ., There is, so much i t priety in counction v;;: a, brief letter cannot ev. coiis'icuou.s. "Who this departiiitnt of h in.t fmitfiil i;i v. ; inconsiderate match or a few days' ae-iu ii!.t:: for some g'lls in selves oil'. The sic;.. . be recalled. The ' .. neons decision yoi v.; through theuhole '., leads to the end foot, glossy locks, g.. perial nioustathe. ic. discover, when to.j 1 the substantial cr, ut is your right, l.rhi'v A wife will sink ..r hini to whom she His station will b- ht honors her disg: aces should be elevated. mat uemamts your c.i: ;! int-nt. and as a mo.ni t. , See that the new ocit -:v , ' sesses a reputable ; ' ,. a virtue of intrinsic we.;'.:!, compute a component w-t you should regard. It' v it, misery in some form r : rr.,. inevitable result. A . I ble any aud every wheie : I tmndance is not, vmlcs 1 noble ptii-poses. ! There are several eh;i: .u enough to warn yea agai: ; 1'i esume I address sensible . , be said to be in nssess:. : mind when cniten:p!atiii ; under cciiisideration.) It i l: -I i . that you .-hoif.d encourage tii j such as are not employed iu : , ble business. The man wh , I paticm shouVl bxi shunned. I j JK.it safe. He may have i: !.. ; : ty, and have all tlm appearc I usefully employed ; but !., ; :; has not already acquin,! a l.-. j try of supervising J labor is the king of t!.. u j the refiner of mauk:;: !. p. . I and elicits respect u!.,. I tinsel of magnif.c. .: .-, ;. i provoke a since., i ; : .;', -n . ( i A good Ullde. j a j..". ; per should be c-'i- '-.. '.. i-.-cw not be luij j y .; I ... a : j would be ashau.i il t U.: ; fellow to your f.i.-v'.s. Y- a like him to be set. a : ' j would keep him ; i the k-i is jiainiui to i 'i ' .. ; we look for the sv v ''. -' ' f'p, with his a :!": d . ----;; : pi his studied partiei;' ia;; customed insauitv of i. .'.;-N you, while the miser ' j extremes of the uh-.ui- to unavoidable hanN'.r meut entertain an iiiea nection that will ui .; embarrassment. Ma:;; wlio are as old as th sometimes c-inte!!;- : . fathers. Tliis is i:ie You disapprove of it it is unnatural. "Y'.. : in this position she s .' the commiseration ! condition is more t ' 1 be an infidel, though i quality, let him p:i.-s. f ih. to 1 91 .1 Y. hope to escape etc.Ta. association. If tlieiv si; in his moral chaiacte; . : without hesitation. Ah' dieted to the wine cup. : tion a second thought. ! firmly, tell him n. . As almtt all of you v to negotiate eahn'y. knowledge and direct. "i ::.l I' a-ot I.:- and guaidians. Confale :!.- they are your be.-t a-lv:-wate of silly, llatt. l ir.r l ' have not an idea ab-.'ve th.it married, someluwv or '! institution is of Heave a - 4 L i i in Hich nn Fkikni i.i A f money, a great many i-i.i."'u Jav Gould mourned at li.c i ' 1 ' ace F. Clark, says the -N't"- tears were not to be ihi:t.;yl ' ! and sad faces were few. W l-; 1 teaches the young an.l a:;.! ;'- ,: lay a dead man absolutely w '' soon to be put out of iat. v ; : hours before was vahu u ''- --r" The subject .U PHII.II- KII.KY, ALBtKTBKlS.1A.NE, tlollill the XcW Ytlk ' ' "' IKta.EV. f, 11. PKKK1NS. KVC trc 1 -i. .i J r r- .; 1 . , n 1.. k isa complete history of all "anch- ! lt that su fow r.our V''.1.'.' o KKV. F 1 -1 l.'ll.tl, ltli 111. - I we cannot exi.laiu. h.i is scarred and w retch. . 1. lx tiiey are mean, susi : cruel. Is it a fact that : system and dry-rot the ba ilouts of it can be eaiva -isn't it on the whole ah ..'' moderate in desire ainl "-: er fortuues? ,.i it Lemox Pie. Let me lemou pie : Three cj.'.--three table-spoousf.d 1,1 l' cnnof sihr;ii'. I'lu' -Vl.11- little bait. Wet the '- w ater : roll the Ion: out the juice ; l " ' J A ' V ' N bUV. 1---- I J and cut line, l'o ik". " the juice ami pt'H' u' t!i, " Beat tho e-s ami l'l:? l'j' will make live pics nn.i.i 'v t-N- Pi:intin; OX girls, this is the tnctho. a.sb.ni.sh vour friends s i by !i:ir: ne nU.v priutin theii initiai.- on a F' w apj.le as it han-soii :is l:nl;:'1'.','.to ,.cu:; truit ripens, cut me .i ti.,t .r.i.oi ton-'h t'.ii-er !i.;:i I" on the side of the fruit J'1!"" 1 sun. and when renu'veu e face the letters will be -slliA ' upon it. it t-:;d my-' s .. ..I!'. ,.( .i:r A'i ?in
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