li SI2 ITSfeS ISIS ISIS. T2"-15. 162 Omm . elf .os killings r a runs. FAIHIOS KlS FISET I-IKY FITS V 1S FELLOW FLl.NKY I IS is. FASHION. ' - . ; Pnnliion is a trod Jesi. - She is ov the maskuline, feminine, and nnter gender. Men wor.sl.ip her in her masknline form, wiromin iu her feminine form, and the ex cent ricks in her nufer gender. . -. I She rules the world with a straw, and makes all her suppliants. J 6he enslaves the poor az well az the rii:h ; ' she kneels in sauktuarys, romps in cabins, and leers at the street korners. i- bhe fits mana foot with a pinching boot throttles bim with a stubborn collar, and j dies his must ash with daikncss. She trails the r.tchsilk ov wimuiin along the filthy sidewalks, leads sore-eyed lap dogs with stiing, and bani.dus.helplct-S children to murky nniserya, in the kareor faithless hirelings. She cheats the execntric with the clap trap ov frcdom, and makes bim serve her in the habiliments ov the harlequin. Yea, verily. rrs. Fun is the soul's vent. Fun iz whera thokriuUlyscskape, where ah kiks up her heels, and runs snorting around the lot, unhaltercd, and az eager as an eskaped konvikt. Fun iz a safety-valve that lets the btara preshure oph from the bilr, and keep things from bussting. Fun ia tho dansing particles, wliich iz oph from the surface ov uubottled cider, it iz the senseless frolik ov the spring lain in clOvcr, it Iz tho merry twinkle that kreeps down tew the kornei ov the parson's eye to stand iu the sunlitc, and sto what's go ing on. Fun iz as a kolt, az happy az a bride groom, and az sily az a luv-sik skool girl. Fun iz the holy day wlsdum ov the sago, the phools pholly, and every Iwddy's pup pet. Next to the virtew in this world, the fun in it iz what we Jmn least ajuira. . Truly ! Oh ! truly ! I'liKT. Fret iz a kankcr, a gangrene, a blister, a bile, salt ou a sore place, aud a sliver ev erywhere. Fret iz a frickshun, a dull laucet, a giu blet. ' '' ' " Fret makes a yung man ackt like an eld man, and an old man ackt like a yung one. Froc iz a grind stun, wharo he huldi biz noze on and liaz tew do biz own turning. Fret haz burnt more holes thru a man's koppcrs than all the other hot things ; it liaz killed az often az the doktors hav, and iz az lawless and senseless az a goose. Fret makes tho husband a tyrant, tho wife- a plague, the child a nuisance, an old mrr v,'" nud a batchclor disgusting. S malTf8 Jle a prizon, and puts teeth mto tho gums jj tones. .... I bet ! thro Hhc or ll 1 I THY. Fury iz the tornado ov the inner man, a thundur shower, a blak klor.d phull ovlite- ning ; a tiger out ov bis Uago, a manaiK armed, a br.U rn l'i time. Fury knows no law only its strength ; like a rocket, it whizzes till it busts, and when it haz bust, like a rocket, it iz but a senseless and burnt reed. Fury iz tho argument ov tyrants, and the rovengo of the embecile, tho coin age of the kat, and the glowing embers ov dispair. Fury makes the hornet respek table, and the pissmirc a lading stook ; it makes the eagle alhuost human, and clothes the lit tle wren, battling for her brood, with a halo sublime. Iudecd ! iudecd ! FITSi" Fits arc the moral tumblings ov man's natur, tho bak summersets ov hiz disposishuu, the Hying trapeze ov the krit ter himself. Fits prompt bim to klimb a great iole, tew lite a windmill at short range, to go too near a mule's heels, and to make u. kusstd phool ov himself generally. Fits taketh a man hi the end ov hiz noze and lcadoth b'uu into bak lots. Fits have no conshieuce, and no judg ment. Fits jerk a man from the path ov duty, they knok him krazy at noontime, they Hoi.e him at twilitc, and twist bim arly in the morning. Sura men, and sum winimin, are good only in fits, and bad only in lils ; when they haintgot a fit they arc uulit Tor oniiy thing. Yes, I think so. FUSS. Fuss is like an old setting lieu when alio cwms oph from her nest. Fuss iz like kold water dropt into hot grease it sputters, and sputters, and then sputters attain. Fuss is hail' sister to hurry, and neither ov them kant do ennything without get ting in their own way and stepping on themsclfs. Thare iz more fuss iu this world tbau thare iz hurry, and tliaro iz a thousand times more ov either ov them than there iz ov dispatch. Fuss works bard all day and don't do ennything, goes to bed tired at night, then gits up next morning, and begins next morning where she left oph. Oh, dear 1 Why iz this sutch ? FELiOW. A fellow iz like a lottlo of ginger pop that haz stood six hours with the kork out in a warm room it ain't ginger nor it ain't pop. A fellow iz a hybrid ; he ain't got eny more kaiakter than a drizzly day haz ; be iz every Innldy's cuzzin, ar.d hangs around like a lost dog. He is often clever, and that is just what ruins hiin. A clever fellow i& wuss oph than a mulatto. 1 am sorry for this I am aktuaily sad. Fl.VMiY. Flunkeys me just abuv loafers, and just belo fellows. They ain't maskuline. feminine, nor mi ter they are just human uough. They hav t he currngo ov a spring chick en, the ferocity ov a krickct, the cunbat iveness ov a grasshopper, and the bak bone ov an angleworm. They are human dough, made to order, ami 1-aUed a ya choose. Ain't it oiful ? FT XT.-. ' ; Finis iz the f ,T ov ail thirgs tho lisp jijrst place is t!'.- w liuie .;b. . "Al! t!'i-g- ;uth hnv :'.n rnd fo thorn, and 1 kf.: t think ov but j l.tu thirgs new thr.t ain't got two. A laddei haz t w ocnd.s 1o it, m-d tho surest way tew net to the top of it iz tew begin at the bottom. . . Finis u tlie best ami only fium! that meiiiiy a man in 1 1 i ioild ever haz. a nl sum day Finis will be the aiUi;r.n ov the nil; Vi l;-e. The season for taking down stoves is here. A church-going man in Bridgeport, be- .. j ; t Keving thattlie winter was over, iook uow u iis stove I.-t week. His wife assisted. As it was necessary to carry it up a flight of stairs, the husband went Crst ard his wife took the rear hold and followed. Tho man thought this was an admirable ar rangement, for in case the stove slipped and journeyed down stairs, his wife nns" possibly get her neck broken, and ho would be left to get a new mother for hi child ren. Buthe was disappointed. The noble woman struggled bravely with her end of tho stove, and didn't have to bend her back a bit, whilst her considerate nnsuauu , ... ...,lv double all the time, and was uc" "- t juntas the last joint in his spinal column was about to snap, his wife crowded him a little and he put his end down on his best toe, and yelled. Then ti e woman, excitedly, lifted her end as high as she could, throwing about fourteen more tons on his toe. Then he yelled louder and swore. And before that stove vas put away, that church-going man was set back at least ten years in his religion. Korrts toirn Herald and Free Yes. MEW orSCOVERY In Chemical and HIelical Science to H CO a a IITQRE I WM. P. PATTON, Manufacturer unci I;ivler In ALL KINDS OF CABINET FURNITURE Ho. IO nud 152 lintuu Street, JOiASTOIFA, PA. 2 Rureaus, Il!steaits, W'HKtlSIUIKlS, Siil?l iimls, !liiiiiler Sets, Parlor t-ts, Wardroles, fiook Cases, Lounges, Pane Cli:iirs, Wmm1 e!it Clmhn, Kitclien Furniture, licit Ldungcs, Mattresses, Tcte-a-Tetes, Extension Tables, lininr Tables, Cupboards. c, &c., Ac., See., ic., 4c., &c., &c, Ac., Jtc., tc evkuy nescuiinio or SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE niHiJo to order in excellent sty e and at low prices. Cabinet anil liairmukers' innterinls of all kinoS for sale. Furniture delivered at any iioint in Johnstown or at Itailruitd Stttion free It etrn cliaive. WM. P. PATTON. Ji,bltllorn. (lot. 13. 1870.-t. - LOOK SHARP AT THIS! 136. 136. THE ONLY CATHOLIC 111 31 . 4 iillUUIt.lIi.O IJi CAMBRIA COUNTY. MP. MEAG 11 EK, Wholesale and ltctuil Dea- IrrillSTANBAmiCATIlllLlCWoRKhol ull kind, l'HAl'CH Hooks. liim.KS, Histiikical nnd CoNTUOVtllSI A I. WollKS, 1'KliIODlCA IJ, l'KV. TCHfcs, KKAii:s, ic. Ac., IW KranMin ftreet, John.-tiiWii, l'a. Will sol! every article lit tiiitoreor Pliil.lelpliiu priues. A UIju tii tii-wiiut n'.hiwrULitUc l!ci t'lr ryH, hihraiics. i,r thutct.UH iii'l iit hiMr hit. Itooks bound lonl l'iitureo framed l tlie lowest possinlo prices. All tho Eastern Weekly Papers for sale. ranklin Street, Johnstown. 135. Inn 00. Pf.KSON. troijif ' ...v.bis to tlio did THE BIGGEST SHIP 1 - ..-V Huiiti a ouirht ;c (my t In i r ti Ki ts from M. V. Mea CifRK, Aent for t lie I'elc'ur atod iitl.ml l.iin ol Nlrumrrii tu'ftnd trnm Euiope. This i.iDC in rMinivkHbio for Cfunfort. Mced and safety. Drafts for 1 and upwards sold at the low cm viirr-nt rate?. For further lurt it-n lars call nt MeuiiiBit's IIiiuk SroKt, 138 Franklin street, JohiiMown, J'u. IJunuL", lfT.-tf. Parke's Marble V orks, A lONI'MRXTS, HEAD and TOM It S I i )X KS. nU'NTKIi und CAHI NET SLA1W, MA NT EES, c. uiauu faetured of tlm very best Italian and Amerieun Marbles. Entire wit isfite tin iriianinteed in price, design and execution of work. SV Orders respectfully solieited nnd promptly filled at the very low--st rush rates. Try us. Oct.24.-iu. JOHN PAKKE. S5 if 1 LOBAS'S .UJRBLfl WORKS ! 131 I'raidilin .Street, Johnstown. JOII w. - Proprietor. IUIONITMF.NTS, HEAD and TOMII STONES. Tl COUNTER and CAI1INKT SEAMS, AND TEES. &e., tnnufacturel of the very best Ital ian and American Marbles, l'erfect satisl'uc tion in work, deniKO nml price mmrantecd. ti"Orrter8 respectfully solicited and prompt ly executed. Johnstown, Nov. 11, "71.-M.I 'PIIE uni'.erslancd desires to inform the citi 1. zena of Chest J?printf nnd vicinity that he has this dr Vvnirht from Jns. A. Eittleflcld his ULAC'KSM 1TH SilOF, Stock and TooU. and will -iirry on the business in all its branches. Spe cial attention nid to Horse Shoeing. The pa-tronnx-e of the public ih respectfully solicited and sutisl'tictioM (guaranteed. i -j" Oram taken in exchange for work. W H J O F Cliest Sprinjrs, April 5, ISTVt "uiu.j 1 T. I'.lTlKUSKT JAMES KULI, AW and COLLECTION OFFICE OK TIERNEY &. NULL., ColauiiHilr Row, l.hfnubiirif, P. rSpecial attention paid to collections In all puns of the United States. 2-13-"71.-tf.l Ir. OARVrVS TAU REMEDIES Cure Incipient Consumption. Dr. CABVIVS TAB REMEDIES Cur Catarrh. Dr. GARVIN'S XAR REMEDIES Cure Asthma. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Heart Disease. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Skin Diseases. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Regulate tho liver. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Regulate the Stomach and Bowel Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure all Female Weaknesses. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Purify the BlOfMl. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Diseases of the Throat. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Bronchitis. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure "Rose Cold," or"IIayFever" Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Lung Diseases. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cure Constipation. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Curo Salt Rheum. Dr.GAKVIVS TAU REMEDIES Curo HLidney Diseases. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Prevent Cholera & Yellow Fever Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Prevcut Malarious Fevers. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Remove Paf ii i f he Breast. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Remove I:iii iu tlio Si3c or 'irtt lt. Dr. GARVIN'S TAU REMEDIES Ar: a Superior Toiaic. Dr. JARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Ro.-torj the Ajpetsle. Dp. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES Cause the Food t. DjCt. Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES ature tne vj'enic nnd Debilitated Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REM EDIES Give Tone to Your System. X.. P. HYF.ft CO.. BOLE i?iJOPHIKTOTl3. 11)5 Seventh Ave, yew York. TJIU TllAJiir. All ragged, and seedy, und dirty, ' ' His oekets with "nary a stamp, ; All hungry, ami Moated, and thirsty, Comes the same old unfortunate 'tramp." ! He came to our oflice tlds morning, ! Unshaven, unkempt, and dead-heat, ' Uis elbows all out of his coat sleeves. I Anil his ooots showing half of his feet. A dctestible standi came in with him, j And his face was all shorn of its joy ; i His hid was chock full of bad whisky, I I'oor, bjsotted, clean "busted," old boy. ! He said fce had walked a long distance, Auil was tired, and hungry, and aore ; : He admitted tbat he drank heaps of whisky; i Aud must raise a few stamps to tHy more. . : He had onc held a pood situation, j- And made "lots of mouoy," he said ; And wasted a little on tread. One day he gt out with the foreman, And Lad to get out of the camp ; So he took tiie war-path of promise, And started off on a tramp. As usual, we gave him a dollar, Opened tbe door, and told him to "git," And we hope never more to see bim, Unless in some good steady "sit." LOOK WELL TO YOURl N DEIt STAN DLN G S. JOHN D. THOMAS, I Jootand slioo 3Iixlcei T'HE undersigned rtsptrt fully informs liisnu L meroiis cuHtiimcrssr.d t lie pttldio (renerally tliHt !. Is prepari-d to ninniitucliire liOOTt1 and SI It KS ol any iii mi i-i! pize i-r quality, from the tiutst l rencli eall'-skin boots to tho coars-s-t broaiis, in the vi-.it y iu.st wan.nkh, on tho shortest notice, nn,l nt as moderate prices as likt; work eim in." obtainefl anywhere. Those who h ivo worn Hoots and Shoes made at my establishment need no assurance as to the superior (jnality of my work. Others onn easily be convinced of the fact if they will only g-ivo ine a trial. Try and be convinced. Kepniriuir or lioots and Shoes attended to promptly and in a workmanlike manner. Thankful for past favors I foel oonttdunt that my work and prices will commend me to a cou tiuuance and increase of the same. JOHN D. THOMAS. CiRRUCR MaXUFACTORV! SAMI'EE STRUCT, Near Union School House, Ebensburg. THR subscriber desires to call the attention of the citizens of Cambria and adjoining counties to the fact that he has now In success ful operation in Ebensbury a Shop lor the man ufacture and repair of CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, SULKIES, KlriiT Ukkoim, Sleighs, Jml all iithcr tltaeriptlnn nf llorf fu that line. Kmployinir none but skillful workmen and usirtK- only the best materials, I feel confident 1 run Kile entire satisfaction iu work, styles and prices. till! I'll in ni.l. il.inu n t r-.r.-. .-, r.. I f injr of all kind attended to at reasonable rates. A ltlacksiiiith Shop in connection with Man ufactory, ("all and see specimens of work. June 22, J672.-tf. L). M. CHUTE. "TMUST NATIONAL SADDLE AND J- HA UN ESS SHOP OF CAMHKT A OOTTNTY, IliK-h street. (oppsite Union School I louse,) 'ct. WuiU, Elieiisliurjr, M . M. O N Kl IX & Co., l'roprietois. Sathllr and Jriicwiiiaile and re- !aiied and all other work iu my line executed n the best manner, on the shortest notice, and at the most reasonable rates. U-l2.-tf. ILL1KERY & DKi:.-i3 MAKING. The attention of the Ijinies of Ebens- ! burg-and vicinity 1b directed to the tact that IUS. K. E.JONE8 ha just received an iuvoice of new and fashionable Millinery Goods, at her rooms, in th Kiist Ward, Ebenbur, VHldinjf ltonneta. Hats, etc., a spt-ciulty. l)resstnakinr rtriatf. Th- latrouajfe of the public Is respect fully solle unel:ly.J OAL! COAL! ! The subscriber is now prepared to furnish, in 1arre or small quantities, all qualities of AN'i'HKAi T f E uue IHTU M 1 Nt,l."S t)AU at lowest market rate?. Coal delivered promptly and free of charge for liMvilhiK at any point in fcbensbiirjr or vicinity. Order let at the ahm SniUK win ret:eiveduc aitciaiou. OANIEL H. ZAHM. J. LUCK, M. D., l'lij siciiiii nnit Snrron, lUnce In rear of Jobn Unck fctu. Niht f ii.3 may bo made the rcMdcuce of Jui1N Hi:t k. ' -April, lsT3. if.) j AMI'S J OATMAN, M7f). i'lij Sieinw siii;o(ni, - - , KuswauuKu, Pa. f liliee rn IIij-i btr. et, iih u Iv .ppi Bli-a-V ll'.n l. Itosi hoc on ( r:i forust, Vct Ward wher ni;?bl c.ili ehouid lit made. H If 1 3!viiisx.v Dunn, l'ltl H-K1ETOHS OF HKEMX FOUMliiY AMI STOVE WORKS, HuLLlUAYSIiUWi. PA. HAVING purchased t he establishment lately known as Enterprise Foundry, we are now prepared to manufacture LIGHT CASTINGS of every description. Tho Various Styles of Stoves manufactured nt our establishment are in all respects equal to any in the market. Steam Engines and all kind of Machinery promptly and satisfactorily repaired. V& All our work is wariuu tcdito be exactly what it is represented. I Auk-. 30.-f .1 ASK YorSKGKOCEll FOU AMERICAN BONELESS SARDINES. They have received iJiploma tor their merit wherever exhibited. Pronounced bv all. the clicapesiNuxury cf the a;e. valuable, and al most necessary to the tabic, to travelers, or at pic-n ics. lacked In tbe best Olive oil of our o a n importation, in tin boxes finished same as tlio imported: and are sold at le.--v than half the cost of French Sardines. Their delicious Ha vor :md mitricious ounlities reeonuiiend t'hem to all classes. Sold by all fii-ist class Krocers. - M'holesitb? bv Tin: amkaican s aiioine co.. Apri! 4, l-si3.-3m. 31 lb oad St., N. V. A 1'ew Friendly Hints. If you are introduced to a stranger by a fiieiul, and he retains Lis hold on your hand, expressing great delight in having the honor of your acquaintance, be sure he doesn't care a fig for you or your" acquaint ance. "When you hear a man declare that he is the wisest in his line of business, set him down as the weakest, and all thinking uaon will approve your decision. When you hear an editor call bis brother editor an ignoramus, be sure h has ap plied the epithet to the wrong man. When you hear a man relate a story that has the appearance of truth, and close with an oath, set it down as doubtful. When you hear a man boast of his piety, go to a different cbvrtli than the one he attends. When you hear a man boldly declare that there is not an honest man to be fouud, lend him a mirror. When you hear a man justify profane swearing on the ground of habit, don't make liiin your agent in business. If you think of forming a partnership with a man of whom you know but little, invite him (before signing papers) to take a -walk of ten squares ar.d back, and if he elbows you into the gutter, or inns you against the walls of the buildings, be sure and take time to consider the tuatter. If your clerk and salesman is civil and polite, avoiding all that is vulvar or pro fane, while engaged in his. duties, but is found in the saloon as vulgar and profane as the most abandoned, keep your money un der lock and key, and have all bills on ticket to the cashier. If the young man you employ thinks nnoe of hid cigar and a hot toddy enjoyed with boon companions,, than of acquiring knowledge, doift trust hint too far. 1 1" ;i man tells ycu he Jut s all his business on c uscicutious principles, don't put him to the test. 'TWAS A PlKCE of Mr Motuek's Dj:k.-s. We heard a htoiy told the other day that made our eyes moisten. We have determined to tell it, just as we heard it, to our little ones : "A company of poor children, who had been gathered out of the alleys and gar rets of the city, were preparing for their departure to now and distant homes in the West. Just before tho time for the start ing of the cars, one of the boys were no ticed aside from the others, and apparent ly very busy with a cast-off garment. The superintendent stepped up to him and found that he was cutting a small piece out of the patched lining. It proved to be his old jacket, which, having been replaced by a new one, had been thrown away. There was no time to be lost. "Come, John, came !" said the superin tendent, "what are you going to do with that old piece of calico?" "Please, sir," said John, "I am cutting it to take with mc. My dear dead mother put the lining into this old jacket for me. This was a piece of her dress, and it is all I shall hare to remember her And as the poor boy thought of that dear mother's love, and of the sad death bed scene in the old garret where she died, he covered his face with his hands, and sobbed as if his heart would break. Hut the trai n was about leaving, and John thrust the little piece of calico into his bosom, "to remember his mother by," hurried into the car, and was soon far away from the place where he had seen sc much sorrow. We know many an eye will moisten as this story is told and retold throughout the country, and many a prayer w ill go up to God for the fatherless and motherless iu all "teat ciiies ami In all places. . Little readers, are your mothers still spared to you ? Will you not show your love by cheerful obedience? That little boy w ho loved so w ell, we are sure, obey ed. Bear this in mind, that if you should one day have to look ujHin the face of a "dear dmd mother," no thought would be so bitter as to remember that you had given her pain by your willfulness or disobedience. f 1 EO. M l liKADK. AU-mm-.nT ..... hvr. to inform the people 'l r , , J . , ami viein:ty that he tssrill enrrvinron thohus- v- u.eiisourjr, 1 . (Mhc.e in new building . iuess above named in all its branches, on lliih roceiitlv eiected" on Centre street, two Ooors : H"i,vt,nrar!yivi",'!,tl!t laii!ip?"h(ioi H-msf. tiMDi ifinh Htreet. ' I nu" 27 1 ' Substantially made Fi:rn:tnre of till kind sold J 1 at west illfju res, Coffins of nnv d;ihio size l t Vll.'t m r (iTiii iv a., i "f n,"s' turnished on shrrt not lee. and runer- I lAtMbli iilcij.AL. V11I1., Alioruii. r.ls attended to promptly an satisfactorily. S at-Lair. Johnstow n, Pa. Otlico in the old t-v , ... KHEUT EVANS. F.jcchane buildup, (up-stairs,) corner of Clin- r-nensburp-, March 21, lSI.-m. ionium i,k.iim Niree'M. w ol utteiiiJ to all fcus- ' Queer Facts. A curious story is told of a clergyman, that he always fainted when he heard a certain verse in Jere miah. Zimmerman tolls us of a lady who could not endure the feeling of silk or satin, and shuddered when touching the velvetly skin of the peach. Mr. j'uliau Young tells the story of an oflicer who could uot endure tbe sound of a drum, and ultimately fell dead when compelled to hear it. There are whole families who en tertain a horror of cheese ; on the other hand, there was a physician, Dr. Starke, of Kd in burg, who lotit his wife by subsist ing almost entirely upon it. iSoiiie j.eople have been unable to take mutton, even when administered iu the microscopic form of pills. There is the case of a man falling down at the smell of mutton sis be reaved of life and in strong convulsions. Sir -James Eyre, in his well-known little book, mentions three curious cases of idio syncrasy ; the c:i.-.e of a gentleman who SrP r t T tt i i vti t t i m i ! tuu'Ll nut eat a bitiyle strawberry with im 1.1 L, 1j U A" 1 A 1 1 1 1 punity; the case of another whose head riUlVrV HI' lVO lll rviTbTn-ivr ' wuul,J become frightfully swollen if he lAMMl MrvLUl A.MJ LAL'LRTAaLG. 'r1-'1 U' s,"ll"st lmclof a hare; i the case of a third who would inevitably Thankful for past liberal favor-, tho Rul.ri- ' have ai ntt-icfc- if imnt. a few- i.m,, rta,. ucr ct-Mres to imorm tne neoiiiooi t. :eifrtiirT eating fish. rii.CEXTLY a young man, who was atttnd- .... j --k; vr.s . It is an Ui;f -i !-... Has been before the American public OVER THIRTY years. It ho uever y t failed to give perfect satisfaction, an i has justly been styled tho panacea for all ex ternal Wounds, Cuts, Bums, Swellings, Jprains, Bruises, &c, &c., for Mnn. rnd Beast. No family should b? a F'nrrle ?.-y without this Liniment. The money rd fundedi unless tho Liniment ii as repre sented. Be pure nd p-t the genuine ?IEXICAN 5H STANG LINIMENT. Sold ly all Druprgists and Country 6tort, at 2"c. 6f)c. an 1 tl .00 per Initio. Notice AGENTS WANTED FOTt THE G11EAT INDUSTRIES OF THE UXITED STATES. 1300 PAGES AND 500 ENGRAVINGS PHINTED IN ENGLISH AND GKKMAN. WIIITTEN BYt EMI NKNT ALTHOKS, INCLUDING JOHN K. COUGH, HON. LEON CASK, EDWARD HOWI.AND, REV, K. EDWIN HALL, PniLIP MILKY, ALBERT BH ISBAN E, HORACE GKKELET, F, B. PERKINS. ETC., ETC. This work is a complete history of all branch es of industrv. processes of manufacture, etc., in all ajres. "it is a complete encyclopedia of artsand manufactures, und is the most entertaining-and valuable work of information on suojecta of jreneral interest ver ofTered to the public. It is adapted to the grants of the Mer chant, ti fa cturer, uechanic. Farmer, fctu dent and Inventor, an sells to both old and younjr of all classes. The book is sold by airnts, who are making- larR-e sales in all parts of the country. It is offered at tne low jrice of $3 60, and is the cheapest book ever sold by subscrip tion. No family should be without a cop-. AVe want agents iu every town in the United States, and no Ajrent can fail to do well with this book. Our terms are liberal. We (rive our stents the exclusive rirht of territory. One ot our agents sold 1;18 copies In eijrht days, another sold '.i&i in two weeks. Our nircnt in Hartford sold 3P7 in one week. Specimens of the work seut to ayeiits on receipt of stamp. For circulars aud terms to atrents address the publishers. J. li. nCKU A; HYHK, Hartford, Conn., or Chieajro, III, JEXT DOOR TO POST-OFFICE. Cooking Stoves, IleMtinof Stoves. TIN, COPPER & SHEET-IRON VARE Hnving- recently taken possession of the new ly tit tctt op aud commodious building on Hi.trh street, two doors east of the llank aud nearly opposite the Mountain House, the subscriber is bettor prepared than ever to munufiirture n'l ortielr-s in tlio TlN,f tIM'HI'. and ?H KET-1K( X WAKE line, all of wliich v.ill bo fiirnirlied to buyers at the very lowest livinar prices. Tlse subscriber also projioea to keep a full and varied assortment of i Cooking-j Parlor and Heating Stoves or the most approved designs. rfSl'OUTING and HOOFINO made to order and wan anted perfect in manufacture and ma terial. HEl'AIKIXO promptly attended to. All work done bv me will bo done rijrht and on fair terms, and all STOVES and WAKE sold by me can le depended upon as to quality and cannot te undersold in prior. A continuance ar.d inore.ise of patronage is respeetfullj' solici ted, and no etbirt will be wantinjr to render en tire satisfaction to ail. VALLTE LUTKIXGER. Ebonsburjr, Oct. 13, lS70.-tf. 1513 JilVSriTJTt Cr HAGAN'S 'try? !Magnolia !Balm A FEW APPLICATIONS MAKE A Pure Blooming Complexion. It is Purely Vegetable, and its operation Is seen cd felt at cnoe. It does away with the Flushed Appearance caueod by Uct. ratifm, nd Exclte tuest. Heals and removes all Iilotrticean Pimples, dispelling dark and UDsicbUy spots. Drives away 'iaa, rcckles, ud Sunburn, aud by its gentle bat powerful influence mantles the faded cheek with TOOTHFUL BLOOM AKD BEATTY. Bold by all rTn??ieta and Fancy Stores. Depot, 63 Park Mace. K-w York. , P.n I mm nAVIXiJ recently enlarged our stock weare now prepared to sell at a great reduction from former prices. Our sloik consists of lruifS, Medicines. Perfumery, Fancy Soaps, icon's. Hall's and Allen's Hair Restoratives, Vills. Ointments, Plasters. Liniments, l'ain Kill lois. Citrate Mairnesia, Ess. .lamaiea Gindrer, Pure Flavoring- Extracts, E-4ences, Lemou Syrup, SoothiiiK Syrup, Spiced Syrup, Uhubarb, Pure Spices, Ac Cigars andaTobaccos, Wank Hooks. Deeds, Notes nod Honds: Can. Post, Commercial and all kinds of Note Paper; . Euvelopcs, Pens, Pencils,. Arnold's Writing . Fluid, Itiaek and Ked Ink, ?Pocket and t'ass Hooks. l:iazins. Newspapers, Novels, Histo- i ries, HiMes, Keligious, l'rayer and Toy Hooks, Penknives, Pipes, 4c. tV"" We have added toourstocka lot of FINE JEWELUV. to which we would'inrite the at tention of the Ladies. PHOTOGRAPH A LHCMS at; lower prices than evrr offered in this place. Paper and Citrars soM either wholesale or re tail. EEMMON i MVKKAV, J uly 30, 1363. Main Street, Ebensburg-. car Eh PS Q. o Eh r I o H (J) Z c o (FoGMiiat Wood & Manx.) STATIONARY S PORTABLE Fa The Best & "Most Completo Assortment la the "arket. Thepo Emrir.a Kive always maintained the very lushest stuudarl cf eia -lU-ncc. V.'e mak tha tauiiufacturo of Enirin-.-s, rieii--r an 1 Haw Mills a epecialty. We have th-'lunr.-it nnd iwwt complete works of the kind in the country, with niiichiuery pecially adaptol to the work. We keep countant'.y in pro.T-3 lnro numbers of Emrines, wliich wa f jmi-'ri n; the very lowest prices ami on the shortest r.otiw. We budd F.mines specially adapted to Mines, Saw Milts lirift Mills, Tiimtrios, Cotton Gia3, Thr-shera and all classes f mannfnrtarinsr. We are now building t"ie o.-'.i-brat.! Lane Circu lar Saw Mill, the beat aud ra-.-t eoaipleie saw mill ever inventeo. We rank" the manufacture of Saw Mill outfits a special feature of our busine&j, uud caa furnish complete on the shortest coiice. Otir aim in all caws is to f'imish ihn best ma chinery in the market, and work absolutely un equaled for beauty of desi(m,ecii.)iay au J. strength. Send for Circular and Price List. UTICA STEAM ENGINE CO. VTICA, VS. X. CASEY, FOGART Y; & CO.. WffOi.FSATF nriiTRa t w 11 I .tilt ,i It i iUJilUilUilllLlH asp Ar,b Kryps or ! AND IMPORTERS OF Foreign Wines, Gins, Brandies, &.c, ' , i t i.ibrny nirrrt, Dee. C, ls71.-3m. PITTSUUliO l(, PA. BOOK WAMTtrn fej it! u; i uu Ml B. BL'R.l L HYCE, r Tl TT ie 3 n I xiarxiora, uom. BMP nueu lueie was noil ; ., , dernier and irhap., complaint, for even admit that lie W3s . mtamon..hoMH r;i, f , . rtRl8 t V. . Now-r-Jays viLerevci the same doleful story.' Young mea -uc .if tbe young women iu the parlor and thn are v., . S5r GIVEN AWAY. k -IT - i3j3Kj$-crjtG ! a jf ine uernian Chronio. WOOLEN FACTORY! i "lkzxt&: Keady '-UK, i. in: iu:l o tr uu: s uju a vi:. liV THUS. W. KNOX. 012 Ik Octavo. ISO Kins Entrravinini. lt. l it. p Inci.l. nts nod Accrideuta hevond the l.Ui.l.-t Ma ; Startio Aa; col loaii parts of W ,,i lo: Mii.oumi Mcl.-oT Working t Vu.,. 1 nd.-vcnrr.-i.ts f Sn-Wv; I in oi ,!in-j ko.I it4 r lnl r-v niaimlacture on short notice. t'LoTHt;, C'tSl NUTS, lil.ANKKTS. KI.AN'Mils ..f :,u ?.lZ CiTtK'KlNli VAKNS, Jtc, c. " trW(i taken in cxchanire for (roods ,,r worked on shares. Market price p:iid lor wo,. Ebensbunr,Feb.U lt' ' COLLINS, JOHNSTON &.f0.. Iil Itorroi i ni ?! f., "Well, who i.s to L:;,i;.v ? " Not the young a !., tLep assuredly. : . . , we don't think. v. Dou't everybody kn,.w that men of the present d;y m.u.i e men to be useless ? ). ' ' to dress up and sit in the a:;,,.t" they praise their uir...j fJa,' ' their lily hands, and admire t' f ? their silken trails, and t!.i- -J, jewelry ? The pretty talk we hear 5. about girls helping their ir..-T, kitchen is lc;i;;tifu r,:i j :i -,t I 1CU anything of the kind f-.T." lady? Baking bread, and 1 ana sweeping, and n-.aki:. be,! conducive to white ha:, v i complexions ; and when it come ingclothesand scrul-hin- ;:...rs-i. gracious ! that is all. Young men never g.j i!ltl., ki; watch their darlings i:.ike -'ws a:' stoves anywhere out of nls ; :: want to, and the girl, d. u'i wu:.tu They all know that Maggie Wla scullion without her pnuler : anJa iitLv n t'tr in ; ' ftT( steam will take her hr::r ct.t of c straw berries ana pea. !.cs. Lvwtte C ous they may be to ti c jclaa-. p. fingers' nds in hopc'. r.z Xo ; the young man if j.,,..; nufii no ciis on a Join .4 i:ul, t- sit 111 the softest cornet ; -i t :u- s gie is expf-ctcd to be riieul ; the last fashion plates w:;L at '.c.i?; ...,fll.. !..! . 1 .. ... iujiiw 011 uci iuc2b, am.i a 1'l;n,..v as Sallie's. or Jennie's, or Annie's, .she isn't stylish. You just listen a moment f- .'. , sation of our young rntn a- t'.::; their cigars in front of their c'.ai.. watch the ladies jass by. "There goes 3Iisa IJ. Dec -looking girl; gio-irus licr hair wt: in elegant taste; plays a tip-' ;. euchre, too." "There comes Miss C. Yhji-j. color ; striking costume ; a foot, and not afraid to show it. pr a fellovr rteedn't he asharn, J fT willi such a stjlih look it ; When little Miss D. 1; Ilain dress with nolnv:. '- (.rc-sc but her own, and l. i: ";;; ;i ifxv the fashion, all the '"XV. ." :atc. and make remark a1. viic's su: : er, and Noah's Aik. ai.d .uder isn't after her. N ; c.:c of t! : anything about the tat t that l.e i sible woman, and ha ; lit: l:ft kitchen cooking and tiu-iiditig f t h er and half a dozen y . -rg !::! sisters. Oh, no. And t-t n:cr. time crying out that tLt y raut sti. men for wives. "Why don't they got them, the:? The sensible ghls of thi gci.erit. mostly bo old maids, i .vt.ui.v iu. for the girls who giggle the im, ' dashing, who sport the- in ; fai;i-L who pad the most atr 1 i.'.;Iy. A it has been so long since a real God made her, has bo :i it; f.i.-bi- n ' doubt if the men of .-lay wo-.'c-what spKJcimen she 1 clfagt-d If th; suddenly behold h 1. Gentlemen say : "' !., lathes dress with move simpli .i'.y a-1'-quote Paul, etc. Suppose you try the -weft dodge, young ladies, ai-.d g- t-' s : party in the traditional s.-.iat li?iicliu w.Tfh li!n ril'liS. filld J au natural. You will have the pkastrrew' wall flower to the end f ti e dip If anybody thinks du '.' quence, just lot hdi yv'. t ;c a :- with a faded calico gown. nd3' and a last yar's lo:it:e: or- at will bo reading no sp.o . T1-1. very deeply absorhtti. iliei 'i' day willbepaiticuiaily ir.uicfr Mobilieror the last ir- d-'" t::; especially fascinating. T - : the end of the scat 1 tU the l" never see vou. You iv.r. ''i;i1 ' your arms full of path j one foot to the other. their hacks at every i until the crack of these gentlemen. plaiuly dressed wo: seat. . Next day you jn-i yoiu- new spring sll. flounces, and y:ui si-, your eharuiing l':i .s ' categloves, and k.-di a f 01 -get that a nt"-::,' insist that they kU l siltii.g. I n't we ki:cw ' ' ILL lecene money on d.-ponit, Jintount T and collect nott-f, nud attend to i.11 the business usnaily don t.v lSankcrs hcpt-M.tl. . C. Kt . V. K . .A 1 1 M Cashier. i ;.i(.'i: , h ri li . f V i' 4 a;.u t-i u. mj u iiit'ir aire ..1 .. I lark l-;v8f 'i.-k.Muw5; l'i..:w ,uV,if,"i. '''e'j-s: .o 1. in the P. pihsot the Shu; Stra.i-,, ,-o 1-:.-. imc irrn M01, ,r ('rime. ''h l. i- I S'uT o.u to bo s I j'-niii' .' iiii"ii:;ti i?t;w I we - 110s cionief I.-.I with hi , .rot e-sion. . . ! fJALLITZIX HOTEL, r . . I ,,,,. , 7T7 tiA LLi'lZlN STATION, PA. Tl. ' J1 H. DICK, AnoUNKY AT Laav, Lb : n ,V,viin,r l'rchast-d, rentted and reiu 1 en-hursr, Pa. OaccIiti f rnt room of T. ' !fj'w,.l''r.,.'tji'. k,n" " allU t'"iuodi- j. ::r : , v ;x"vv.r n mvn vi ., iiii;iiL w 111 li-Miiuu . l i ur I'.iiiviiie. 1 ix. 1 7 . daki- m 1 ii.i.i n.t iii.on.-h . ........ ....1 lndiaua, w.is .aniioii by the charms of a I f;i(;.ys;cr;r;, j4 I ''eats m nui.fs; pirates ami 1 i, ; ni -tut-esof lady who was present, and at the close of othhT-c iivVr' voi-nm.-t.t hoaus. ami i V-Vlr'l.'if 'r t he V'.H'f. U! u'fhr : ui.uJr' tl..-. .i , 1 .1 i e , i 1- xt oui-rtsi curitles. tiomrht and sol.1. IntriKtui w " 1 - IT,,t 'IT ics. etc.. ot the school bustled forward to solicit tho lowed on Time le,.osim. f oiReVio m,m!. A "k-iu. for ibis w.J-k. hi whieh w.. Vlfasure of escorting her homo. "Yes," a" t'iWe poii.m in the IJn.vi;.-tatea, aiiu I fivexehive u rriiory. Aent,.;,,, h, v lov " I " ' uiuiiirw ii itiisaieieo. i , - '"". 1 - : - 1 urn ki .I'M li. .-I...- ..... .1 Ram uie laoy, it vou win carry my ooy. He willed, and the young matron walked home alone. ' 'You n children may nover have wealth," Wil M. J.I.OVI) & CO , ' 1 llAXKKUS, ALTOOXA, PA." f!,o!inf;f,on Jhe principal cities mid Silver nnd .... i-.ue. ono'i:ons teiid lor eit-en I-, rents. - ft. lift It It - .it-. ... .Hartford, Ooi.n., or C liieaKo,' 111. W; ANTKD, Aoeiit, Uul'-.v lor you, Finis. I !li- A ( Im i)r.vs-itt-l.;in , KK'.CV' iit'itO, CAMH:ti l". i "N-jtll inc. 1 Liais M' Pa. 1 Odllitzin. April Pi oprietor. i :md lVthllors or otu- l'l:l'KS A V I 1 s-ni. x t'UMTM'U a llClgllUOriUg C elgVITian IO HIS in.eie.t . , .': 1 ".. V 1 11 "IIU1" wunoui Presses red -li---., t . 'ti..u.M'.il- congregation, 4ut wh?n thevgmw up, it "-t, or on ntnewuhinterost at lair rates. , lUtilu v-ill be something for them to boast that i JOIJN P. LIXTOX. Attounf.y-at-Law ' l?!?Vuu- -"wik.X&Xv toeir fathers were not members of the Ph. lur.eo h, ,,.;;, i,r.a south- ' csi;,t ' 1 . r ,' ' 'w V'1, .Maeiuuu and other l'oity-second CVurc-s " ' t:,"",n, r Mai" ' iVai.UI:.. stt-Us up- aid'- . a u' f, . i ,1 ": l' 'r'vi "'. Vl r '-- utuatc.eu... bUi,s. Hurancc on rra.iklin street. W j n-.s. l, el "ll, .Jtl'jit A 1 rJ I 1. ...th. he rr redly .lesiro woim-ii f olite to ht hes -n I-. l ight of fashion- ing about t Ic. -"-h conduct that ou iniiuit ti, and i.-i i 11 ' them so, for they v h you. A x. .x.- ..I... I. i.i h- 1 . h. . K'1 1 ....! :,tI- lor au old 011c in tises that in.lcs u -: ward to the ill' the hate 1 fn.i.tl .. the old one. iiiii' . x..!l hi f ft 11 on fl r 1 rl: " t, the i t .' rt ." i ' tr -!A ay t ' ' i " 1:
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