IMMIIMH1II .1 ft .STSlXISiS d2LSL TZJZ - '-. II ::'! ' -.5 -.. t . " "J ". - -1 , j i , v i .'.'.-,-ti si. f - ; ; I ) ' i r f t ROLLIt UlVG K imiLLS. M r. Grisvv 1.I, th. "Fat Contributor" of the Cincinnati 2'iws umf Chrowclr, uii n recent steamboat trip down llie Ohio, amiised himself by taking a vote for I'icp idert. He tells tbe story us follows : Tired of rambling by railroad, I bare recently been indulging my rovinq dispo sition in a steamboat nimble down the Ohio, and I propose to ramble about it on paper, tor the readers of the Timt s ami fjlironitie. I took the steamer General Lytic, of the "Mail Line, for Louisvilh, llie other evoninz, and had a delightful trip. After ten I thought I would take a vote of the passengers. This is the period for taking votes on board railroad trains, steamboats, &c, on the residential question. The result is frequently published in the newspapers as "A Straw,' though I have observed that no newspaper ever prints a straw that does not f-how the political wind to be Betting in their direction. When I es sayed to take a vote of the passengers of the General Lytle the other right, Lytle did I think of the embarrassments 1 would encout.ter in securing it. I am not much in politics, though I am probnbly as much in politics as politics is in me. ONE VOTE FOR PIERCE. I began with the captain of the Lytle as a starter. "Captain WLittcn," said I, "who is your choice for IVesident !" "Well," replied lit bold commander, thoughtfully, "Captain I'ierce has been its good a President as the old ."Mail Linn ever had. Beckon he'll do lor some years yet." He thought I was talking about the President of the Louij-vilie Mail Liue, but I put down one rote for I'ierce. THE MATE "GOES" FOK MK. I next tad lt d thi mate, who was be low superintending some perplexing ma meuvre in freight. "Mate," said I, cheerily, trying to get ut of the way of his ujen, and getting in their wny worse than ever, as a mat ter of couise, "wbo are you going for f "Who am I going fori'' roared the mate angrily ; "I ni going for you it you don't get out of tins." I got out immediately. I bad to do it. or become his mate. FAVoKIXG HORACE, I ascended to the cbiit. A scholarly looking man was reading by a table. (He was reading by a lamp, more propeily, yet he. was by a table, too ) "My faund," I remarked, blandly, as I produced note book ai.d pencil, "do you favor Horace'' He did favor him a lit tle in his feet. "That is a fair q-ieslion," said the scholarly looking man, laying down his book, which I perceived was a Latin woik of some kind, "and I will answer it without rinduo circumlocution. While many of the odes of Horace are unex celled either in hi own or any other lan guage, yet his verses lack the heroic rin; winch the poetic lyre givts orth when a Virgil sweeps the stt bigs." I told him Virgil might swerp the String, but could he sweep the South ? that was the question. "Your language, my friend," contin ued I, "satisfies mt that you are in reali ty a Greeley man.' "How so f" inquired the man of letters "You call Virgil a poetic lyre!" Down went the scholarly man for Ho race. A M4X OF LETTERS I am a man of letters, as this letter will f-how. If sho ehows anything tlse, why letter ! It nay not be generally known, bv the way, that letters were invented in l'hce nicia. but they were. That is the reason you can't l'txenicia education without them. See it f Finish ) e, eh ? How's thai? Ha ! A.NttJOUY TO BEAT GRANT. While 1 was jratliering up mv Straws, two men, somewhat intoxicated, got very much excited iiidiscussiug the relative fit ness of Grant and Greeley f.jr the Presi dency. While one insisted that Grant knew nothing about farming, the other in quired contemptuously "what Greeley knew 'bout war? lie never fired hie two horse lumber-wag n I" He seemed to think that settled Horace. "My friends," said I, "let us have peace. Why this strife, this contention, this bitterness of spirit ? And all, as Shakspeare says, tor Hecuba.' "Oh, 'c you be d d," eaid the man of gin. "An'body to beat Grant." HOW THE I.AUIES OO. My next expeiimeLt was among the ladies. I approached a dark-eved dauah- tr of Kentucky, and in a fatherly and motherly way, which the difference in our years warranted, irqnired; "Daughter, if you could be Grant or be Greeley, which bad you rather be ?" "li Gratz Nrown ?" she replied, with a proud toss of the had. There is something I admire in these Kentucky woman they nevtr go back on a native Kentuckinn. "I am for Ad.m ,' cried an angular old maid in a shrill voice. "Adams is my man." The ladiesought certainly to favor the Adams movement, since Mother Eve was the original Adam's woman. he avoi ldn't sLrroiiT relations. . "I support Grant," put in a brawny Iloosier farmer, "and the country will support Lim, too." Well," returned a simsler chap, "ihe country may support Grant, but yon can't expect the country to support all of Grant's . relations into the bargain, can'you ? This relation business is played out." I afterwards ascertained that the sinis ter chap had recently run away from a wife and eix children in the East. He don't believe in taking care of one's rela tions, be don't. "I ana waiting for the IlaUimore Con ention," said a man whom I remember to have seen at fairs with a fascmatin little game called "Three-card Monte." I told bim be needn't wait for the IJahi raore Convention. He might pick un quite a little game at the Philadelphia I ii t i . viirrimuii, it uts wuum pu mere rots t fo.'ki to "go for" in Philadelphia. Think- in" to modify him, for he scowled fearful ly I said: "Come, old high-ball," tell me who I shall put you down for?" lie moved angrily away, and I heard him mutter a remark about pult'mg some body dow n ' f r a d d fool," but I don't think be meant me. When I got through taking the vote it summed up as follows : -For Grant, Several. For Greeley, Frequently. For Capt. Puree, The Mail Linr. For Women's Right?, The Female Line. For Louitville, The Ger. Lytic. For-gtt-rne not, The Fat Contributor. The above, you perceive, shows a clear m; j rity for the people's choice. When I announced the "straw," the scholarly man remarked, in a solemn tone : "B. hold the child, lv Nature's kindly law. Pirated with ft rattle, tickled with a straw." f hi HOJIAS C A It L A N D, WHOLESALE DEALER IK (ill WOOD AND WILLOW WARE, STATION Eli Y AND NOTIONS, FiSH SALT. SUGAR tlBID HATS. DICO.V, FLOUR, FEED AND PROVISIONS, 1323 Fleveiilli Avenue. Between 13th and 14th Sts., Altoona. All such ETods us Spices, Crushes, Wood jhJ Willow V'nre, Shoe JJIncking ni Station ery will he sold from manufacturer's piinted price li?ts, and all other good in mj line M Philadelphia, Haltimnre, Cincinnati and Pitts burgh current prices- To dealers 1 present th peculiar advantage of saving them all freight rd draynpe, ns they are not required to pay freights from the pruc:pnl cities and no riray ape ch.irsres are ma'Je. Dealers may rest as sured that my rood.- are of I lie hest rju.iIitT and my prices as moderate as city rates. By doinr a f;iir, tiprijrt't business, and bv promptly and satisif.ictorily filling all orders, I hope to merit the patron ijre of retail dealers and others ic Cambria comity and elyewhere. Orders re sptcifu'.ly solicited and satisfaction guaranteed in all cas-es. TH M AS OAKLAND. Altooaa, July 29. lb'C'J.-tf. M)OI IIOLMJETT, Ar CO. WASHINGTON STREET, Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa., Wholesale awl Iietcil Dealers in JIII.MCII1 GOODS, HARDWARE. QUEENS WARE. BfOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS. IRON AND NAIL CARPETS AND OIL CLOTHS, I ! E A DY-MADE CLOTHING, GLASS WARE. YI LLOU WARE. WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE, PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KINDS, Together w ilh all m.niner of We.-rern Produce such i FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT, CAB RON OIL, iic, Ac. 3,"- Wlio'esule and retail orders solicited ani jToniptly fillel on the shortest notice and tioat reasonable tarns WOOD. MORRELL k CO. i k irrt nAVING recently enlarged our stock we are now prepared to sell at a great reduction from former prices. Our stock con sists of Drugs, Medicine, Perfumery, Fancy Soaps, Leon's, Hall's and Alley's Hair Restor atives. Pills, Ointments, Plasters. Liniments, Pain Killers, Ci r-.te Magnesia, Ess Jamaica Gintrer. Pure Flavoring Extracts, Essences, Lemon Syrup, Soothii g Syrup, Spiced SyrupJ Rhubarb, Pure Spices, ice. ; CIGAliS AND TOBACCOS. Rlank Books, Deeds. Notes and Honda- Pot. Commercial and all kinds of Note Paper Envelopes, Pens. Pencils, Arnold's Wriiine Fluid, Illack and Red Ink, Pocket and Pss Books. M ipflzine, Newopapers, Novels, His tories, Pibles. Keligious.rrayer and Toy Hooks, Penknives, Pipes, &c. CfT" We have added to our stock a lot of FINE JEWELRY, to which we would invite the attention of the Ladies. PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS at lower price? than ever offered in this plnco. Paper and Cigcrs sold either -wholesale or re tail. LEMMON k MURRAY, July 30, 18C8. Main Street, Ebensburg. f OOK WELL TO YOUR u.i:it!irAii.GSi BOOTS AiND SHOES For Men's ! H n y "V car. The undersigned respectfully informs his nil nierous customers and the putilic generally that he is prepared to manufacture BOOTS and SHOES of any desired size or quality, from the finest French calfskin boots to'the coarsest brogan. in the teet blst iianmr, on the short est notice, and at ns moderate prices as like work can be obtained anywhere. Those who have worn Boots and Shoes made at .my establishment need no assurance as to the superior quality of my work. Others can easily tie convinced of the fact if thej will only give me a trial. Try and be convinced. t5?Rer airing of Boots and Shoes attended to promptly and in a workmanlike manner. Thankful for past favors I feel confident that my work and prices will commend me to a con tiuuance and increase of the same. JOHN D. THOMAS. EbeoBburg, April 23, 1SC9. Tfe ENTLSTII V. The undersigned. JUT graouafe of the Balti more Coilege of Dental S.ir gery, respect fully offers his PROFESSIONAL services to the citizens of Eb- ensburg and vicinity, which place he will visit on the fourth Monday of each month, to re main one week. Aug 13. SAM'L BELFORD, D. D. S. LORETTO MARBLE WORKS. PRICES REDUCED! And Work Warranted I VIOxrMF.XTS. Tomb Stones, Btj- REAirnn.l Table Tops, made ofv Of Worknianshil) m,t C!:rniiaril hv Ii any manufaorurer. Give me a fail ufiore ileciding- upon pnrhusin(r or ordering workt wlifr... JAMES WILKINSON. i.oretto, April 2r?, lSTl.-tf. 1872. SPUING. 1872. I am now prepared to offer SUPER lOU IN DUCEMENTS to cash UliCIIASKRS OF ITiTin; mi r ! KITH EK AT WHOLESALE Oli RETAIL. My stock consists in part of every variety of Tin, Slicel-Iron, . COrPER AND BRASS WARES, KNAMTrLLKIl AND PLAIN SAUCE-PAWS. ECILEES. &c , COAL SHOVELS. MINK LAMTS, OIL CANS. IlOCSKFUnNISIIINO HARD WARE OF EVERY KIND. Bprftt'a Anti-Dust HEATING and COOKING STOVES, EXCELSIOR COOKIXG S7VVES. NOBLE, TRIUMPH and PARLOR COOK ING STOVES. And any Cooking Stove desired I will get when ordered at manufacturer's prices. Odd Stove riates and Grates. &c, for re pairs, on hand for the Stoves I sell ; other will be ordered when wanted. Particular attention given to Spouting, Valleys and Conductors- all of which will be made out of best mate rials and put up by competent woikmen. Lamp Burners, Wick and Chimneys VVMOLKSALK OR RK.TAIL. I would call particular attention to the Light House Burner, with Glass Cone, for giviig more light than any other in use. Also, the Paragon Buruer, for Crude Oil. FUGAR KETTLES AND CAULDRONS of all sizes constantly on hand. Special attention given to Jobbing in Tin, Copper and Sh at lowest possible rates. eetlron V"llOI.F.SAT.E Mf.KCIIANTS LlSTS now ready, and will be sent on application by mail or in person Hoping to see all my old customers and many new ones this Spring, I return my most sincere thanks fcr the very liheral pa troiiage I have already received, rind will endeavor to pleas1 all who may call, wheth er they buy or not. FRANCIS W. HAY. Johnstown. March 7. 1867. GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES TO CASH CUSTOMERS ! AT TIIS: LBES IHIUi lIOliSE-FLiSMSIilA'G STORE. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizecs of Eliensburg and the public gener ally that he has made a great reduction in prices to CASH EUVEliS. My stock will consist, in part, of Cooking, Parlor and Heat ing Stoves, of the most popular kinds ; Tin ware of every description, (f my own man ufacture ; Hardware of all kind, such as Locks, Sciews, liutt Hinges, Table Hinges, Shutter Hinges, Cults, Iron and Nails. Win dow Glass, Cutty, Table Knives and Forks, Carving Knives and Forks, Meat Cutters Apple Carers, IVn and Pocket Knives in Srcat variety, SYNsors, Shears, Cazors arc Strops. Axes, Hatchets, Hammers, Coring Machine. Angers. Chissels, Planes, Com passes, Squares, Files, Hasps, Anvils, Vises, Wrenches, Kip. Panel and Cross-Cut Saws, Cha:ns r f all kinds. Shovels. Spades, Scythes' and Snaths, llakts. Forks, Sleigh Cells, Shoe Lasts. Pegs. Wax Cristles, Clothes Wringers, flrind Stones. Patent Molasses Gates and Measures. Lumber Sticks, Horse Nails, Horse Shoes, Cast Steel. Kifies. Shoe Guns, Revolvers, Pistols, Cartridges, Pow der. Caps. Lead. Ac, Odd Stove Plates, Grates arid Fire Cricks, Well and Cistern Pumps and Tubing; Harness aiul Saddlery Ware of all kind ; lioO'fVn and Willow Ware in great variety ; Carbon Oil and Oil Lamps, Fish Oil, Lard Oil, Linseed Oil, Lubricating Oil, Rosin, Tar, Glassware, Taints, Vamish es. Turpentine. Alcohol. &c. FAMILY GROCERIES, such as Tea, Coffee. Sugars, Molasses, Syr ups, Spices. Dried Peaches, Dried Applesl Fish, Hominy, Crackers, Rice and Tear Carley; Soaps, Candles; TOBACCO and CIGARS ; Paint, Whitewash, Scrub. Horse, Shoe, Dusting. Varnish, Stove. Clothes and Tooth Crushes, all kinds and size9 ; Red Cords and Manilla Ropes, and many other articles at the lowest rates for CASH. QCf-ffouce Spouting made, pair?d and put np at low rates for cash. A liberal discount made to country dealers buying Tinware wholesale. GEO. HUNTLEY Ebensbnrs. Fib. 23. 1867.-lf. Q K OliGE W . Y i: A G E It , Wholesale and Retail Dealer In HEATING AND COOK STOVES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Til. C0PFE3 AI6D SHEET-IHOS WARE OF HIS OWN MANUFACTURE, And GENERAL JOBBER in SPOUTING and all other work in his line. Virginia Street, near Caroline Street ALTOOX.4, I.4, The only dealer in he citv having the right to sell the renowned "BARLEY SHEAF" COOK S roVE. the most perfect complete and satisfactory Stove ever 'introduced to the public. Stock Immense. - Fjiices Lotv. satisfaction guaranteed. W. JAMISON, M. D., l.orfllo, ainbria Co., In. Tenders his professional services to all citizens fo the alinvf place nnrt vicinity who mav at any time need Medical aid. aprjx.-tf j Ear- as SEES H K3- fga Eh 2 157- ,- , 5 & Z HH O Vlnrarar Hitter are not a vile Fancy Drititc, made of Poor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctoriH, spiced, ami sweetened to please the taste, called "Tonics," "Appetizers." "Restorers," Sec, that leacl the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimubnts. They are the Great Wood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying olf all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enrichiug it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, snfe and reliable in all forms of disease. No Penon caiitakt tlirie Hitters accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs waited beyond llie point of repair. Iysppia or Inl l;rc Ion. Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Client, Diz ziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, l!ad Taste in the Mouth, Hiiions Attacks, Palpitaiion of the Heart, Inflammation of the Luns, Pain in the reg.ons of the Kidnevs, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at llie dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, ihese Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory nitrt riiroiii Itlicit matisni and (.out. Dyspepsia or Indieslion, Kilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, liseaes of the Ijlood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Hitters luve been most successful. Such Diseases a--e caused by Vitiated Wood, wli ch is generally produced by derange ment of the Digestive Organs. Xliey are a eille l'urgnlive an well ns A Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of aining as a powerful agent in relieving Coiigrstioti or Infl.tni mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in JJiiious Diseases. For Skin Diseases, Eruption, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Hlotches, Spots, PimpVs, Pustules, Hoils, Car buncles, Ring-worms, Sca!d-J lead. Sore Kyes, Lry sipelas. Ilch, Scurfs, Discoloration of lli Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of w hatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of llie sysleni in a short lime by the use of iliese letters. One boit!e m such cases will convince the most incredulous of ihvir curative effects. t'leaiito tlm VI t ia'e.l Tllootl whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Kruptions, or S ies; cleanse it when you find it ob structed aiul s'nggUh in the veins : cleanse it when it is foul ; your feelings will te!l you when. K-ep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. (irateTitl I lion xn iif I proclaim Vinrgar riiT tkrs the most wonderful Invigorant llut ever sustained the sinking svstem. Fill, Tape, mul other IVormi. lurking in the system of . so many thousands are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist : There is scarcely an individual upon the faceoftfie earth whose IxkIv is exempt from the presence of worms. It is notnpon the healthy elements of the brvly tliat worms exist, but iiimmi the diseased humors and slimy depxisits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of Mejlcinr, lu vermifuges, no anthelmin tics free the system fiom worms lil.e these Lit ters. Mechanical DliranM. Persons engaged in Paints and M literals, such as Plumbers, Tye -setters, Gold-lieaters, and Miners, as ihey advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the ISowJls To guard against this take a dose ofUAi.KK's Vinkgab KiTi tKi once or twice a week, as a Preventive. Ililious, Iteiiiit t ent, ami Inltriiiitlent Fver, which are so preva'ent in t lie valleys of our great rivers throughout the United Slates, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Iiiinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas Red, Colorado, lira 70s, Rio Orande, Pcail, Alabama, Mobile. Savannah, Uoan tke, James and many others wiih their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during .seasons cf unusual heat and dryness are invariably accompanied bv eilensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and o:!ier abdominal viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of ihe liver, a weakness and irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being ci 'gRed up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat-m-ut. a purgative, exerting a pnwciful influence upon ' Ihse vai ions org ins is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for th purpose equal" tu Ds J Walkrk's Vi:jPtr,AR Hittkrs, as they will speedily remove the d in: colored viscid mailer ii!i which the bowels are li.tded, at the same time stimulating the secietions of the liver, and generally icslorins the healthy functions of .'t'? d"s!ive tn gaits. Kcrufnla, or Ivin's Kvll, AVhiie Swe'Imgs, U cors, Erysijielas, Swel e 1 Nock, Goiter. Scrofulous Inflammations. Indolent I iitlammalions Mercurial Af fections, 1 )id Sores, Kiupiion f the Skin, Sote Eves, Hc.,etc In tlirs-, as in all mher constitutional Dis eases, Wai.krk's Vi:.(!Gr Hittkks have shown their great curative poweis in tin most obstinate and intract able cases. !-. WalUnsCHfornlaVlnfgrrtlttrs act on ah these Cases in a sinti.ar manner, liy purifying the I'iooil tli:-y remove ihe cause, and bv resol ving away .the eTects of the inflanunatTou (;he tubercular deposits) the afTected paiti receive hca.l'.i, and a permanent cura is efft-cted. Tlie properties of Dr. Wai.kiir's Vikscar r.iTTERS are Arieriont. Iiaihore:ic and Carminative, Nutritions, Laxative, Diuretic. Seda'ive, Counter-irritant. Sudorific, Alterative, and A nti-Iillious. Tli Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinic;ar Titters, are the best safe guard in all cases of eruptions ami malignant fevers, titeir ba'samic. healing, ami sooihing properties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, ami bowels either from inflainm-itiou, wind, colic, cramps etc Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their D.uretic properties act on the Kid neys correcting and regulating Ihe flow of urine. 'I heir Anti-Hilious properties stimulate lite liver, in the secre tion of bile, and us discharges through the biliary di.cts and are superior 10 all remedial agents for 'he cure of bilious Fever, Fever and Ague. etc. Fortify flie Tooily n-;ainst ilUrase bv puri fying; all its fluids with Vini gr Hitteks. No epi demic can Lake hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowels the k'dneys, and the nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great invig orant. Direr f ions. Take of the r.itters on going to bed at night from a half to 0110 and one-half wine-glasfulL Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak, mutton chop, venison, roast beeC and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients and contain no spirit. J WALKER, Prop'r. II. H. McDO .VM)&.CO., Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, C al.. and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sis., New York. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. GOOD GOODS & GREAT BARGAINS I OK THE READY CASH I HAVING bfpomr rroprforors of tbe STORE KOO nnd STOCK OF GOODS rve.-Mitly tn loti(rinr to H. A. Shoemaker i o., ana having purchased an mMitioiml STOCK OF NEW GOODS J-V iillEAV I' Alii LTV, wo nre now prepared to supply all the old cus tomers of the lute firm, ami as many new fines as will patronize us, with Goods of all kinds at PRICES FULLY AS LOW as any other merchant in or out of Cambria county. It is our intention to keep our Store constantly locked with a full and wellseleeted a-oittnent of DltY GOODS, DltKSS GOODS FANCY (iOODS, NOTIONS, HOOTS, SHOIS HATS, CA PS, CLOT 1 1 1 Nil, CA It PETS, KL' K.N I TtlliK. Oil, CLOTHS, OIIKEXSWAKII, G UO CEUIES, FLOl'K, 1IACO.N, FISH. SALT, TO KACC'O, CTGAUS. and nil other articles, larpo or small, that can be found in any store of like character in the county ; and as we Intend to si: li, KxrM snn.Y fop cash OK COl'STK Y PHOljl'CE, and make no bad debts, we feel sure that our stock and our prices will not only secure but retuin for us a liberal share of patronage. EARLY VISITS FROM ONE AND ALL are resyiectfiillv solicited, and if we fail to ren der entire satisf action, hot h as regards the qual ity of our (roods and the prices asked for them. It will certainly be no fault of the new firm at the old stand of Shoemaker 1- Co., Hijfh street. Don't forpet to call and we'll not forget to vivo you full value for your money. MYimS k LLOYD. Ebcnsburs, Jan. 28, 18;i.-tf. LOGAN'S MARBLE WORKSi! 131 Franklin Street, JohiiKlown. JOII IV. LOC4!V, - I'roprlelor, MONUMEN'TS, HEAD AND TOMB STONES, COCNTEKaND CABINET SLABS. AN TELS. &c., manufactured of the very best Ital ian and American Marbles. Perfect satisfac tion in work, design and price iruaranteed. I If Orders respectfully solicited and prompt ly ex ecu ted. Johnstown, Nov. 11, 'U.-tf. ryvr.MAN & muck, I'bjslelansj and Surgeons), Cahroi.i.iows Ta Office In rear of John Buck's store. Niirht enlU may t,c made either at the residence of Dr. Oatman or at John Buck's residence, Ayer's Cathartic PiUs, For the relif and rnre of all derange ments in the stom ach, liver, and bow els. They arc a m Utl aperient, and an excellent purgative. Being pnrely vege table, they contain no mercury or mine ral whatever. Much serious sicknes and suffering Is prevent- ed bv their timely ., . rmitw nhniiM have them Oil hand ! for 'their protection and relief, when required. ' linsr exnerieuce has proved them to be tttfJ saf est, surest, and best of all the I'M with which the market abounds. By their occasional use, . the "blood is puriilod, the corruptions of the sys tem expelled, obstructions removed, and the whole machinery of life restored to its healthy activity. Internal organs which become clogged and sluggish are cleansed by Aytr'a Fill, and stimulated into action. Thm incipient disease is changed into health, the value of which change, when reckoned on the vast multitudes who enjoy it, can hardly be computed. Their sugar coating makes them pleasant to take, and preserves their virtues unimpaired for any length of time, 60 Hint they are ever fresh, and perfectly reliable. Although searching, they are mild, and operate without distur bance to the constitution, or diet, or occupation. Fell directions are given on the wrapper to each box, how to use them as a Family l'hysic, and for the following complaints, which these Villa rapidly cure: For J.vlpia or Intlig-ration, X.lt! nru, Languor and MMn of Appetite, they should be taken moderately to stimulate the stom ach, and restore its healthy tone and action. For LivrrComplaint and its various symp toms, JliliouK Headache, Mick Head, ache. Jaundice or Ureea Mickneu, Hil ton Colic and IBilioua Fever, tliey should be judiciously taken for each case, to correct the diseased action or remove the obstructions which cause it. For Dysentery- or Diarrhoea, hut one mild dose is generally required. For HheumatUm. Ciout, Rravel, Pnl. pitation of the Heart, Iain in the Mide, Hack and Loins, they should be contin uously taken, as required, to change the diseased action of the system. With such change those complaints disappear. For IlroiMr and Dropsical Swelling:, they should be taken in large and frequent doses to produce the effect of a drastic purge. lor NuppreMioo, a large doso should be taken, as it produces the desired effect by sym pathy. As a DiiiiuT PUT, take one or two rills to promote digestion and relieve the stomach. An occasional dose stimulates the stomach sni bowels, restores the appetite, nnd invigorates the system. Hence it is often advantageous where no serious deranpement exists. One who feels tolerably well, ollen finds that a dose of these Villa makes hun feel decidedly better, from tliPir cleansing and renovating effect on the digestive apparatus. PREPARED BT Dr. J". C. AYtttJE CO., Practical Chemlatt, LOWELL, MJ.SS., U. 8. A. TOVt. SALE BT ALL DECGGIST3 EVERYWHERE. Ayer's Hair Vigor, For restoring to Gray Hair its natural Vitality and Color. A dressing which i s at once agreeable, healthy, and effectual for preserving the hair. It soon restores faded or gray hair to its original )Vs- cocor, wua the gloss and freshness of youth. Thin hair is thickened, falling hair checked, and baldness often, though not always, cured by its use. Nothing can restore the hair where the follicles are de stroyed, or the glands atrophied and decayed; but such as remain can be saved, by this application, and stimu lated into activity, so that a new growth of hair is produced. Instead of fouling the hair with a pasty sedi ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous. Its occasional use will prevent the hair from turning gray or falling off, and consequently prevent baldness. The restoration of vitality it gives to the scalp arrests and prevents the forma tion of dandruff, which is often so un cleanly and offensive. Free from those deleterious substances which make some preparations dangerous and inju rious to the hair, the Vigor can only benefit but not harm it. If wanted merely for a HAIR DRESSING, nothing else can be found so desirable. Containing neither oil nor dye, it does not soil white cambric, and yet lasts long on the hair, giving it a rich, glos3y lustre, and a grateful perfume. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver & Co.,' Practical and Analytical Chemists, LOWELL, MASS. 7 Knives and Forks, -n T.T ft C. r. c o -n m. AXES, SHOVELS. LOCKS, .ninges, nans, rues, eic. 1 1 It ft! rt lv ' iCarpenter's, Blacksmith's, andliA rj, nuniiULiunnL 1 uu uo, rD r 11 t id a 1 Tonic 1 vXTaX WHOH, PA. HUTCHISON & CO., Manufacturers' Agents and Dealers In mi Horlzonlnl nil (I Vertical St on 111 T.n KiiKH. Hose, Helling, litckiiiff tnl 5Irolinical Kupplie, Corner Wood St. and Second Ave., I'lTTSIIURGU, I A. Ag-ents for the Iluntoon Steam Governor Knowles' Patent Steam Pumps. KIDEU Cut Off and Caloric Entrine8, Union t-27. gtone Co.'s Emery Wheels. 8m. t. d. casey, late of Kobert Woods & Co. T. C. FOGAKTT JAMES CASEY. CASEY, FOG ARTY & CO.. WHOLESALE DEALERS I Mil&AIM & OLD RYE WHISKY A5H ALL KINDS OF DOMESTIC LIQUORS, AND IMPORTERS OF Foreign Wines, Gins, Brandies, &c, Ao. - " j 1-. 1 Dec. 6, I871.-Sm. PITTSBURGH, PA. GEO. W. O ATM AN J. GALLITZ1K LAKE. (" ATM AN & LAKK, V ATTORNEYS AT 1.A.TT , ENENSllURG, PA. , 1 ...mri tntion Riven to claims of all Vi, JcVU.'lLbria. u nT J" a'"1 throughout the Lnited SUtcs and Canadas. Feb. 10.-Iy, rp W. DICK, Attorney-at Law. Ebs All manner of legal businUs atfinrlH t f.rctorilv and coUee ionaS $17.1 T j. RADWAY'S READY "RELIEF CIKES THE WORST PAINH In from Ono to Twenty Minutes. NOT ONE HOUR sftOTrauline1hLi.lverlisrneirt net'd any ore (.fflEK WITH 1'AIX- , KADWAT3 KEADT RELIEF IS A, CUES FOrt KV EH Y I'AI. It wa t!: first and Is Tli Only XIi Itemedy tMt instantly stn;.8 llie mort exfTnciatii.r p:ji'. aliat-j Inflammations, and cures Cor jl-.-h..ii. wlirtlier r U-a Luuks Stomach, lo ala, or otuer iauU or organs, 1 raH"flia OXE TO TWENTY MINUTES, no matter J.or iolnt or tic ruciatmic the pain tne HHEl'MATIO, Bed-riiMMt.- Intirm, Cni pK-.1. Ntrrou. . Keuraleic. or prostrated with distaste may Buffer. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL.AFFOHU INSTANT KAS-EV ISTLAM.M .A TION OF THK KI. -N ffeLADPEI, INFLAMMATION. T B sor.fi thuoatj. mr k HYSTERICS, CT.OC1-. Affi?;WrESZA, HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE. v puEtJil ATIS1I. COLD CnTLLS. AGUE CHILLI. The application of the Itoady Kelief to the part cr paru whrre the paia or uulicultj- exjata wU aJTurU aaai and comfort. . ... , , Twenty drops In hsir a ttimWfr of waW vill In few momenta cut CRAMPS, S-PAS MS. L K OMA l. HEAKTBl'RN'. KK.'K HEAl'ACHE, DIARRHEA. llYSENTEKV. COLIC. WIND IN THE liOWELS, and ail INTERNAL PAINS. , Travelers kIioiiM alwavs carry a Bottle of Itndwny" It-ady Rrlief with them. A Uv drops in water will iirevent ucitnow orpal.ia from change of water. It fcf better than French Brandy or Bitters as a atimuhint. FEVKU AND AGl'E. FEVER A.M AtiL E cur"i for lirty centa. There f not a remedial aent ia thia world tliut id enre fever a-id Agne. and all other Malarious. Hilious, Kc-ar!et. Tr- fhoid. 1'tllow. and ether hrvera (aided bvKADWAY S ILLS) so quick a BAD WAY'S READY BELIEF fiflj cent per bottle. ' Sold by Druggist. HEALTH IBEftUTY ! ! STRONG AND FUHE RICH FLOOD INCREASE OF FLESH AND W EI'JHT CI.FA It SKIN AND 11EAUTIFCL COMPLEXION bECCBED TO ALL. DR. RADWAY'S SARSAPARILUAN RESOLVENT HAS MADE THE HOST ASTONISHING CURES t BO QUKK, . JSO li A PFT ARK THK CHANUEi THE BODY VNHEROOES. UNDEK THK IN FI.UEN4E OF TULA TRULY VUMEKFUI UEDICINE, THAT Evory Day an Increase in Flesh and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Frpry drop cf the SARSATARTIXIAN RESOLV ENT communicates through the 141 ood. Sweat, l"ririr And other fluids ami Juices cf the fyateiH tlie vior of life, for It repairs the wastes of the txvly with new and sound material. Scrofula, tvphiiis, CeiiBunition, Oinndular disease. Ulcers In the Throat, Mouth, lumors. Nods in t'ie Glands and other j art cf the Bysieni, hre Eye, Strumous Iischarts from tlie fcir. and ttc w"r.rC forms of SktTi disease, Emptiors, Fever Sres, Scaid Head, Rsnff Worm, Salt Rheum, KrTMpela, Acne, Black Fnota. Worms in th Flesh, iuniors. Cancers in tha Womb, and all weakening nd painful diclurpes, Niel.t Sweats, Loa of bperni, nud ail wn-trg of the life princi ple, nre within the curative ranpe of this wonder of Mod era Chemistry, and a few iayV use wlil prove to any perwm tiding it f r cither cf thee fjrun of disua&e ita potent power to cure them. If the patient, daily Uconitne rr"lncet tlie wasf?i ftnd decomposition that ia continually proprcS!ine, suc ceeds in arresting these wastes, and repairs the same wiili new material nia'le from liMhhy biood and this tho ARiAPARILLlA?f will and does secure. Sot only does the ?aejipaiiluan R.FjotTY3ffT excf-l a1.! known remedutl apent in the cure of "hroiiii-, Scnfa lons, Constitut'oual, a:id fckia diaeas ; tut it ia iheouly positive cure ftr iiaiuiicy c& 5;asclcr tlcmpisrnis, Urinary, ar.d Womb disr-avs, fimrl, I'inbftt's, Irr''5 Flo;ip:irr of Water, Inront;i:ence of Frine, l?rit') t eae, Alhuminuna, amt in all case where there are triek dus? deposit a, or the water in iiick, cloudy, mixed F.ihst:uicfs like the white of an eirr. or threads like white eilk. or there is a morm-l, dark, hi lions appearance, a:, i white bone-d'jpt deposits, arid whta there is a pru aLl;:. I'lirning wnMtiori when painir uatr, Td pain in te biuail of the H:u:& aud aiung the Lows, i'ricc, tutx. WORMS. The ot.ly Vnowu asi sur& RtiaeJy for H ortn 1 Tup49 Tamop of 12 Ycr Crov.Ci Cured by KaIvays Ilc;2veiit. PETERLT, !.., July 1, I9. Tt- RnrrAT r I Tiave rrmQ Tamr in t' o-iri a: J bowi. All tii IK-tra ini-t Ihere wm no hlT f--r it.7 1 tried evrry thit ir that vx rr(iTitinf ri. d ; I i.t is ifmip (e!t-J m. I mw your Rs.rit,an4 thmictit 1 wahi try it but bad no f:,h in it, t--u-ff I had ri?fr.i fur twelve t.t. I kv-k r.x bcttie rf ihe Kvilrnt -r.e K-l f haHwsv'l Fill, and tro b. t- tl of Tour R.-vly Kelitf ; arid ther is but sitrn kMur to t teen or felt, and I f-r Letter, imsrtrr, and hi pifr than I t.tvs for twelve year. 1'hm wTt tunx-r was In the Uft sti! of lYm b'-wwla, -er tha protn. I writ tH t yon I.r tl beacLt v( clhtn. 1cm can pulluh it if voa chKe. " HANNAH P. KAPP. DR. RADWAY'S PERFECT FUBGATIVE PILLS, pprrectly t.tsteV rrmt'y coat-!! with j'.rcct fiptm. pnrire, repulate, p.irifv, c vhti-m. an 5 sr rvnjrt hw.. 14a l way'a I'tlls. for tho cure of a:I ifi?"'itier t the :n-.h. Liver, n.jwc! K:dn.x' l'.':itir:pr. Nc i vo. I lix; - h, Heidtche, t'or.stipnt Mjii. i 'ot vtk . Irtlirstion, iJyspe Hin, Tt'IiiMi-ne?". Rilim' ver, Inft.'iT.riiuT im f the Bo vin, I'i!fi,rui ; 'I I nsCTitot'ti e iit-n :U Vis- rent. Warranted to eflect a f OMtivc ct:re. li rvlv Vteti hit, containh.r no mcrctrv, rriiiieral!", r tlf it-fer,.'ns o: -u:. i r" Ohrwive the f!Iawi: syir;tui:s rtau.tii froia T;Mrder3 of the l!ffestiv O'an?: Constipation, IrwarJ Vil, Fuiln' of tha Ti i! m t l.t, Afidny of th Stoniah, Naun, H-ri:-m. t r-iit Fullness or Weight In tha Ptomarh, Sonr Frnrtnri-n. rlTr or Ftutteriiif at the Fit of th FtoTttwrh, 5iiiin:,nfc: i ti c Hurri-d and 1) rtk-u't Brearh:n?-, i uter;rc at ti - I7jrt. "ij.-k cr Sutl'xntiii Sentitn -hen in a Lir-jf Fotrr-. I:u:nci-r Vtiioa, lts nr Wthi U-tVrir the 5 :Lt, i -vt a.-u I .:n in th- Hel, Inien- of PeT.iri:vn. Ywlh'.i" ri th V i nnd Kv-a, rn n tha Side, lhet, luud, and icuiatn i lirnt, huriiing In the Flech. A Pfw dos-s f RAinrATS rn.L wh ih --v tt..i from all the ahove-unt- -d ii onivr?. Vi ke, 2; w':r s Xerhox. SOLI RY 1 K F'if i ISTS. READ "FM.SK ANT THTrK." ! one V-vr. stmpio RAhWAY i (-O., No. 7 Maid.-u Lai.e t-w VOA-k. Inforuutui-u worth tj.oUfai.iis wi;l te et-nt uu. EMU VAL and ENLARGEMENT. COOKING STOVES. HEATINp STOVES. TIN, COPPER 6l SHEET-IRON WARE Ilavins-recently taken possession nf the new ly littott up untl c-i)iiiio)inis liiiil.'.insj- on Ili -!i st root, two doors east of the Hank una nearly opposite the Mountain House, tlte subseriber i"s better prepared than over t nianiifi'. tnie nil artulesin t he 'IIN. COPPKH in-l SH KKT-I I )N WAKE lin, all or which will be furnished to buyers at the very lowest livinyr prices. The subscriber also proposes to keep a full and varied assortment of Cooking-, Tarlor and Heating Stoves of the most approve.! doFhrn. r? ProrTTNOnnd KOOFIXG made to order and warranted perfwt in inaniifaeture and ma terial. UErAlUIXC prompllv artended to. All work done by me will be done rhrhr and on fair terms, and all STOVES and W AKE sold by me can be tlependetl upon as to quality and cannot tie undersold in price. A continuance ami increase of patronage iS respect full v solici teil, and no effort will be wanting to render en tire satistaction to all. Et)enshurff, Oct. 1.1, ISTO.-tf. s VM. P. PATTOW, Manufacturer and Dealer in ALL KINDS OF CABINET FURNITURE Ao. 15 O aul 112 Clinton Street juuxsTOwy, rA. ' Bureau , lledsteaits, W'ashstands, Sideboards, Chamtx-r Set5, Parlor Sets, Ward rot tes, ItMk Cases, I.ounfres. &c., ic, ie., &c. Cane Chairs. Wood Seat Oinlrs. Kitchen Furniture, I5ed Lounges, fattr 1'te-a-Tcfa. Extension Tables, Dininfr Tables, ( II li! w :l I i' J &c, ic. ic, ic, &c, ic, ic. KVKRY DESCKtPTr) OF SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE made to order in excellent st e and at low n'L?' n4 hainnakers materials of Hll kinos for sale. Furniture delivered at any point m Johnstown or at Kailrond Station free of extra charge. w i v ittov Johnstown, Oct. 13, lSTO.-tr."" " 'iXKJ:s- Geis & Foster, Nos. 113 and 115 Clinton Street. Johnsf oavii, Pa. invite the attention of buyers to their Jare and . legant stock of SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS coksistisq or DRY GOODS. DRESS GOODS, MILLINETRY GOODS. FANCY G00P3. CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS. &c., - " AT EVERY PRICE I FV,??X?-ATIONAL SADDLIJ AND ffi Elursr, Pa.-M.M. ON KILL, nHlSd a'.n I'i"" ",,a '"' nacl aud re in thL J?11 tl,hMr Work in T "ne executed th mHUnerVon th lorteet notice, n4 at the mot reasonable rates. (l-U.-tf.j the bnrj-pe . " f - People who dislike ovM' People who at this pi-iol ,,f mereial prosetilvr wliM ru Ci8 ;n .X. to nothing, crc.v9 llifir l-o. lJ who fi;y h-sstiro, itcr--i- hospit'able, airl app!i(j'rt, ' ; IVople who huve no j. ,(jr r.i ; ' PeopJ'e who Irave more In .ipt(' V know whnt to do wiih. Pep!e'who dye t hl.s !, . Petoplc-' -liO always k, , w' .a winTl i-.- "' I . Ppp(.whp like g-jttir. !-, ,,vt. f - l'eople who pivc ..i :r; ; i ' lejrsara and ora-n prin-l- r. ! l'e p!e who Femi c r.-. i , . the Secretary of the Trea--;. I I'eople wliOPperrdiin inc. , ! for the button ln-le. j IVople who light sn ! '. ;,, ! fixtd .la j-f. j I'eople who like paving i,- People whu gj lo hot, ui: ; thpatrcs let p!e nho b'iy cariv ;m I r aji;8 nine inches of white of jrrrcn.' I'eople who h:tvc no ; IVople wlio cive large rnnmf. I, o le who lavish mnny ' i ens ab-onl, and kave ll.u ! home to take care cf liic:n? People who have th ii-a 1 i ab'e them to take a o lJ b it1. leop!e who keep all Hiti: ' People withoot p-' j idle.., i antipathic?, hobbicj, crochc:-. then: 'us. People who hate nchinj with I heir (lies!ion, and can . People who take sn'-.tf. Peoplu who Lwld their tori; Is Two Ci!.MT.-:i d ip' .' v stood be-ide (bo altar, up m L wreath of orange buds, whihi '; biick, j'it then nn 1 there, s!iO w -: tichest kind of duds ILt I v : boside her with diokey white a i i r the last was t-.vcnty-on veiN ...! irst was seventeen. T i j ib was over, every one 1 ; ! .. bride, nnd wished t ls yoii'i l'.. pinpp?, tlien d utco l, Mrdlu;jj!i ' ! r ! The Inst kiss had been ;iv n. t , word Iih1 been rt;id, and tiie i. i;-. v had eimmereJ davn and sj :''.: riape bed. C't 'pt'r IT. S!i sfo'vl b.'. ; i '. tub, whh her red hands in thj b i at her slip-shod feet there lay a ;;i ty duds ; her hu!mid stood bsid the c-ussest ruin alive :bi last v ears old, the fiot was 2-. heavy wash wa-i over, the c! "'i' out to dry, and T.:n ay stuck ,. -in the duty baby's cje. Ton h , i spanked, nn 1 a supper mi!- )- r-rust of bread ; and then th '.'' hi id-:rooin went ";rurrj'jriT4 o;V A 1'OXINK THTFLER.-(I 1 n' vi! episode cenrie ! to p t- 10 on the Lke Sh re ar. ! M ern railw.iy, fiom C( v '. hurt di t4t.ee beyot.d X. .rw.i k was wabbiins ab' ut oo ' r . iinmin.lful (.f the appro ich f 'he nine stru. k him !. ! : and landed Kafcly upon tl e ; front td the I oiler. . Wi.en C i was read e ! his porcine tn ) -'v uranding upon the platform, i; ; injured. ' d Bemir g to t;j v t a Mea.'-heid" ri 'e. As it w tiHve been the fiir thir. t ; : : miles from hom. wi:i ut a c-,' kft, he was allowed to riTM:n ; t" -n. When the tra:n r:tt h T nd es diiitant, he was s'i ! i !-; c. his po?t with all th tenacity f ' "i n the burnins drck." A- t:.; to return to C'evel m l iv:;h the t eplaiky p-se ier wa.? t: t ;- he de'ermined to ri le as !ot.- .i ! mitted t do so. Anotl.prcor : him bek to where he V-e'i". ' was taken off unSarrned. h rvi- .; -ty-five miles over the t.ilot of .' : '- v - . at the rate of thirty mile m t-".r. U parted with a gruut of $atfi-:i 'Ek Ilt'n Saip Dltks."-!)!'.!: class meeting, held several years -n". the Methodist brethren of a S.u: Iap, Brother Jones went ani'ij ored ptrtion of the congrecatio'i. iiif; there an eld man, notorious !'. daaror to Rcrve God on th-' Sahl r 8atan the rest of the week, he Well, brother Dick, I'm J.1 you here. Haven't atoleany turkr .' I saw yon last, brother Diek ?" ' Nj.' brudder Jones, no turkeys," ' N r s chivkertp, brother Dick V "Xo, r der Jones, no chickens.'' "Thank, the Lord, Brother lA' That's doing well, my brother!'? B other Jones, leavinnj Brother D.. immediately rtdieved hia ovefh: conscience by tayinfr, to a near ucii:i with an immense siph of relief: a said duels, he'd a had me." A NEAvroRT correspondent spe:ik" loving couple in a railroad car: presumption i3 they had tunnelled but it had been in the day time, w!i.n; darkness cf the tunnel was advarM.' -: On this occasion it was after niliif i:!. the car candles were burning. Tli? lover for miles had been Talking tu.-r as if deeply interested in the un dorcr; -passage, and his love evidenlly und.r the allusiona. ; At last the train thunJ into the tunnel, and the lovers itid one of those hearty salutations that s' made to be felt but not to be seen ly li ferent spectators. Of course the car i exploded, while the impulsive swain r ogized t his dulcinea with the uii?:i-ijW, tory exclamation, "Confound the laiur didn't think of them." At a funeral lately, there stood in t! '.eh of the defurjet an oldfahionpd clcvk, when it fioished the announcement c' meridian hour, was made to ply a. fu" The officiating minister wag in tho ,li,J'1 his sermon, when noon havirg arrived clock commenced striking twelve. Ia ; solemn trne he impressed cu hi he"'Vj inevitable flight or time ; but theexb-'f'-1 was evidently Ineffective, as the r'lV 'f stantly followel with the cheery o!d 'e' "Take your time, Miea Lucy."
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