A Soiillicrn Legislature.
Early in the Srii.g, S. R. Ffai.k. F.?q..
' Lock IlVn, mud a vi.-it to the Sauli.
d on his return published in the Iyvk Us
ed Drmwraf and i. teresting account of his
iperience and impressions in a. series of lit
ers, which have been exteoiivly copied.
We 2ve below his description of the Sou'h
Carolina LiMt-'ature, (lie ignorant and brutal
c lempi.ts f which it is cimpi''il btdiig t-uGi-cienl
t'j explain the f.ise with whiih a Pcm
Fylvania gng are enabled to rob the people
of some o.r their most variable railroads:
THE LZG1JLATUU."
Our first cmitfcily was the Irgis'Alure, rt,
as the colored "n; miiifen" pronounce it the
"legisUtur." A ll.c door v ened and I got
the first peep, it locked like -mairres fac
tory cuilcd hair ljing about in great prc
fusion tut on close inspection it proved to
be an immense ant hill i f r.eroee, all ibe
republicaus in the house being colored bu.i
seventeen i e , tht-re weie ovt-r eighty ne
gro mea.bers. A.iil to thce t weiitythree
democrats fwbitt) a;jd uu have the ase'e-
gate of the house.
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The senate has a Jess proportion of white
men, the chief among whom in liev. Whitte
more, who was xpellcd frmi C ogress for
el!irg cadelships. The senator from the
principal district iu the state is a double dyed
black man, who was for twenty years lojt
b'aik at otio of the hotels. The speaker of
tiie senate, or lieutenant governor, is a negro;
the speaker of the hi use is a white loan of
Jewish extraction, to in that body. Eun p.
Afia and Africa are represented. Tne gov
ernor is a white man Iroio Oiiio ; the secre
tary of state is a ntgm; the attorney gentra!
a white man from Massachusetts : the e ate
treasurer a white man from the same htate.
and the comptroller a white man from ith
Carolina. I bad the pleasure of meeting
imt of thete eut!emtn, and did not hear
one of them a mplain if hard times. It
seems they have bought out Aladdin." aud
can uow serve the people on very sma!! a!
aries without losing money. The sceues in
the house beggar description. The ward
robe of negroes is not as gaudy as you would
Upcct, but occasiocally a figure struts be
fore you iu a fit ry vest and spangled bosom.
This reminds you of a story they tell of Sen
ator Crews, who, before the war, was "a
slave drier," or. as we would call bim. "a
drovr," and was accu-tomed to bring in lots
for sale at Chaileston every mouth. He i
now a radical member of the sruate. Recently
a committee uas nppoiuted to visit the State
Insaue Asylum and report upon its condi
tion. The committee consisted of about a
dozen. Crews was the only white man, and
was chairman. Upon entering tbt grounds
of the asylum at the head of his sooty dele
gation he was met by an inmate named Har
ris or Ha-risou, who had, when iu his right
mind, been a prominent citizen i f Charles
ton and often bought slaves of Crows, and
who. ignorant of the great change ol alfa:rs.
accosted the senator as fdlows : "Whv,
Crews, bow :'ye do, glad to see you ?" Then
stepp'mg back, and scanning the colored com
mittee, continued, "WVl. this is the likeliest
lot of niggers I ever knew you to biiog.
Well, dressed; all got whiie shirts on. Why,
how can you afford it ? liu.-ir;e-8 must be
good." About then there was a general ex
hibition cf ivory, fc I lowed by loud guffaws.
This time Crews was sold, and be looked as
if he would much rathvr be oo some other
cru'se.
One day while we were seated in the bouse
a colored member drew his chair up to Sdas
I' , a blunt boy of a d. z n years, who
was seated behind me, and picking up a
primed bid which was lying upon ins deck,
said, "Boss, read dis bill to me, won't 301?
Silas' red hair kindled, and he gri.til re
plied, "No. I wou't do it. If you cau't read
you have no business here."
iNcic was rjcueuieui wune me
bigamist, Boweii, in the latter part of his
five hour speech was charging Gjv. Scott
with sunilry tin erencies. Ciis of order!
order! rang from all parts of tlie hall ; bauds
instinctively reached under coat skirts where
each member carried a six shjoter, but at
length the tragic yrelded to be comic, ami
the crisis p9ed. During this scene I was
convulsed by the excited speech of one sable
Cicero. Springing to his f-t as if be hsd
collided with a darning needle in his chair,
be cries out, "Mr. Speaka, Mr. Speaka, I
rise to a pint of order," Speaker The gen-
tieiiisn from Las the floor. Will the
eutit-man ttte his point of order? IJe
begins "Mr. Speak, my pint of order ant
di? : Is we, is we, is w-we met yher to li.
cu:s Governor Scott's private characta, or
is we yher to leguslate for de state of South
Carolina!" Speaker That is no point of
order. The gentleman will state his point of
order or yield the floor. "Mr. Speaka, (vo
ciferously), does dat geutleman, (meauit.g
Mr. Uowen), de very man dat Got. Scott
locked up in Castle Pickney for ho ken de
poor colordtd folks' cotton, mean to insult
dis bouse dat am met yber for de purposu of
sittiu on de best interests of da state and le
vauting (eejihant-'mp) its resources." Here
the speaker's gaval falls, and the gent'eman
subsides, to be followed by a dozen others in
the same ludicrous style. At times the
speaker re'axes the rules and then there is a
general smoke, etc. O'J one cf these occa
sions ic loikiug over my shoulder I discov
ered my dignified traveling companion Col.
M . in a most obsequious attitude hold
ing a lighted match to a colored gentlemau's
cigar. You would have supposed I was
suddenly seized by cramp in the stomach.
Tbuk Stout op the Bull Ti p. Under
the above captiou the Cincinnati correspon
dent of the St. Paul Dispatch contains the
sntjiued statement, which we may consider
ourselves as called upon to copy, from a due
regard to "the truth of history."
"Everybody is familiar with the story
of the bull pup sent to President Grant,
which he refused to accept because the ex
press charges were not paid. The 6equel
of the story is, I believe, new, aud at alt
events I will give it at venture as related
here by a 'man who knows.' Soon after
Grant had refused the pup, he learned that
it was a valuable animal, and greatly re
gretted he had Dot paid the charger ('4 50 )
He accordingly sent one of the Dents down
to the express office the mxt day to secure
the pup. Judge of his. horror whrn he
learned that a colored man had paid the
charges and taken the pup home. D-ut
was directed to hunt up the colored 'man
and brother,' and see what he would take
for the pup. Ha finally succeeded in find
ing him, and the price was set at $93
After a good deal of haggling the price was
reduced to $45, and this Grant paid. The
pup t now said to be worth 2200. but Grant
has never forgiven himsslf fr hla ,a,buess
whereby he tqaaodered thiitj.fiT, dollars
and a half. This is an o'er imo tale, and
shows the calibre of our model President."
The question at a country tea-party turn
ing on the impropriety of mixing up cakes
with a pinch of sauff ic the fingers, a lad
remaiked that he bad seen his mother do it.
and never drop a bit of scuff. "Why, rry
ion," said the Jsdy, how can yru lie so?"
Well, mother," he replied, "may le jr n
did drop a littlu." -
1ST OF BETA ILEUS of Foreign
I nnrl DnniMtie Merchandise In the (Jounty
of Cambria, as ahpraised for the fear :
Cr.ASS. - UC'tr. CLASS. T.IC'FR, if-
li Lew U Shank... 7 SOU Charles Hclsel. 50
Allegheny Tnurnithip.
13 William J. Buck 10 50
Bliuy.lick T'ncnthip.
14 G. B. "Wike 7 50
CnrroUtttwn Biinnigh.
II Andrew Hao?.. 7 50 14 J. F. Maucher.. 7 50
II .John Winner.. 7 50 14 A. Walters 7 W
U John Buck 7 50 14 Simon Scbroth. 7 50
14 J.W.Sbarbaugh 7 53 13 A.A.BarkerfcSu.12 50
Camlrria Borttugh.
1. John Bran 10 50 14 John Kintz 7 50
Siit.ich.lO 50,14 Iluu'abUockroil 7 50
11 lMn'l M'Donuld 7 0i
Cnopt i&lale Borough.
!t Joliti 1). Adams 10 00
Ctneuiaii(jh Borough.
14 Mleh'i Toohey.. 7 50 14 Mrs. L. Aaron.. 7 50
14 John Stormcr.. 7 50 14 Jacob Widman. 7 50
14 Auk- LtUmyer. 7 501
Clearfield Tourntiiip.
14 K. R. Dunegan. 7 50M4 Alice Wharton. 7 50
Croylc Totrnship.
13 P.M.& J.Brown.10 50 14 J. T. Plummer. 7 50
14 S. S. Paul ... 7 50! " J. D- Weutroth. 7 50
J. C. Stineman.. 7 50"
C7tt Springs Borough.
! " ? M? 59 wm. W. Saupp.
i lj .itiin rni sp
50." Jacob Waguer..
Oiest 7VtrriMiip.
14 Win. S. Dickey. 7 50114 Thomas Ott
Cairoll Tou-nxhtp.
14 John Soissinjf... 7 50114 Nich. Lambour.
50
50
Knst Conemavgh Borouuh.
P.F. Shaffer 10 5014 Bracken & Ejran 7 50
J.S. Buchanan. 10 501" I. A. Berkej pile 7 0
Ebcn&urg Bttrnvuh.
S. Fields 7 50 13 M. L. Oatman.-.IO 50
C. T. Huberts... 7 50i " Myers Llojd.l't 50
l,'moii&Murray 7 50, " Zuliiu & Son 10 50
13
14
S. P. Mct'nnu.
7 50 " U.K. Jmvis Jc (-O.IU oU
7 50, " V. S. Jiarker 10 50
7 50' " J. P. Thompson. 10 00
7 50 12 E.liohertsA Sonlti 00
7 .r'0 " ieo. Iluntlev. ..13 (
7 50, " A.A.BarkeriS'nl3 CO
7 50 1
li. O. t (wens
S. II. Davis
K. J. Mills
It. J. I.loyd
V laitlrintrer.
Jucob Thomas..
Frauhliii littrnvgh.
S. C. Bole 4 Co. 7 50(14 Peter Kubritz... 7 50
K. Custer 7 50E13 I, W. Coulter. .10 50
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tiuUitzin Tiiu nxliip.
14 MarsaretCnin.. 7 50 14 l:ivid Mills 7 50
" Patrick Smith.. 7 50 " John J. Troxell 7 50
" Jus. C. Murray. 7 50, " C. I). Bradley... 7 50
" Mnth. J)ifiiHUi.. 7 5, " Marjr't Whalen. 7 5tl
" A. .1. linker 7 50 13 Thos. Bradley. .10 00
" F.J. Christy 7 50i
Juhmtown Bomugh.
1 Wood, Morrcll !
i Co 200 50
9 T G Stewart &.
11 Math Mooney..
44 Andrirw Moses.
44 t Jsca r ( i ru It . . . .
" Jai-ot. Wild
" A J Swartz
50
50
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50
50
Co 25 50
11 Geis ic Foster. 15 50
- i n:is ii cuppt i-t
44 Wm Caldwell..
44 WHLrfM-erirood
44 A PteiuVr
44 T W Yol.i-....
' John .Vuller...
44 John Seiinable
44 Ix wis Phillips.
44 J Bloi h
4 Wm Berlin
44 J O A Benshoff.
" J Hank in
4 A Montirumery
44 M - A Nathan.
44 1. Cohen
44 K Sehnltz
44 L, Luekhardt..
" LJ Kin
44 B-W Harshbt r-
Rer
" Chas J Yost
44 W W l ike
" M P Menirher. .
44 HG.M Cuiloujfh
44 C ETibbott
4 M.iryL Keemle
44 John M Beoso.
44 Cuth'ne Morris
44 Davis A Lewi?.
44 Chas Oswald...
44 Itieh'd Bennett
44 A D Brink or...
44 JUM Culloujfh
V Co
44 I J Hubert....
44 J Cunningham
44 John Han nan.
44 F Bonier
44 Jos Koontz.. . .
44 C Hochstein...
44 Chns Sainuel...
44 G Shaffer
44 F Krebbs
44 Foekler A Co..
44 I) C M irris....
" James Quinn..
44 J Thomas A Co
44 Albert Keeke..
44 Dibert A Bloch
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" J Swank & Co. 13 On
" .Ta ob Fend 13
" John Intait .. 13 00j
Coppoek ... 13 00
" Bentoni Wavnel.3 oo
13 (Jriffln & Tittle 10 50
" Win ITpdeffraff 10 5u
" fleis A: Keulh.. 10 50
" C. Bent ley 10 50
" J:is J Murphy. Ill 5
" John T Kinney 10 50
' John Thomas.. 10 50
" M HM aver 10 50
" Jno.I Murphy. 10 5U1
-. , -i- g razer 10 so
" 1 Dit-i t& Son 10 50
" S J Hess & Pro 10 5U
" TA.O Callajrhc r 10 50
" M I,'.ronbersr. 10 50'
" Ch's Unverzayt lo M
" V Louther 10 50
" (i WnirnercVSon 10 50 :
" W .1 Ko 4; Co. 10 50
II I.Ff.itenlwrg-er
Moore & Co
" Hob't Sajrerson
" ( has Murr
" Hay Brothers.
" John Jordan..
" A Krnuss
" David Creed...
" Georjre Heiser.
" J W Stevenson
" WniM-Pherson
" Georjre Kinir..
" Bott A- K reiser
" Christ Kimple.
" A (iearUardt...
" Biindie, Kuu-
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kcl & Co 7 50
" Adam Pfarr... 7 50 1
" () J Thomas... 7 50 1
' A Burjrraff 7 V
" Kmil Vouiiir... 7 Mi
" N & C A Home 7 50 j
" A S Wutrsiarr.. 7 5oi
JiU'kson Township.
14 Samuel Stiles.. 7 50;14 Da'id Simmons
11 George Wt-hn.. 7 501
Lorcttn Borough.
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F X Haid 7 50, 13 Shields & Son..
If T O'Friel 7 50, " A J Christy
M-iry Kestder.. 7 50 44 Wm Litziner.
M Luttriner. 7 50i 44 John Bradley..
UTillritt Tinrimtih.
10 50
10 50
10 50
10 50
13
G W Stutztnan 10 50fl4 II W Given
P MLormott.. 7 50: 14 Win W Junes..
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14
7 50
7 50
7 "xl
7 50
7 50
7 5J
Itielilnnrl U'mrjiWd'P.
Bernard Nccss. 7 50 14 Geo Burkcv...
John Mattern.. 7 50 " Ilenrv Shatter.
Isaac B Horner 7 50 44 lien Conrad. .. .
John Fper 7. VI! 14 Wm MTonnell
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44 Marg t Gillan. 7 50; 44 Jas A Malier..
44 Christ Reich.. 7 50
Suiufucliahtia Toicrifftip.
14 P W Ilclfrlcb. 7 50S14 Peter Gannan
Vanhingtrm Tvp.
13 .Vartin A Co... 10 50 14 K .Vclntosh...
Win Prinprle... 10 51; 44 Jane Sweeny.
14 Johnl J'lirrisb. 7 ."SO, 4' G .1 I:ivia
7 50
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7 50
7 00
7 50
Wui Gi-iflltb. .
K .VcGougu. .
Wm Flinn
Jas Conrad...
7 50 1 44 JIIDyiertACo
7 501 44 Jane Lealiv .
7 50 44 M B.VcIjiuMi-
7 50 liu
7 .V)'
7 50
7 50
7 50
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7 50
7 50
Otho Styucr...
IFffmore Ttitmtinh.
13
V M Wolesla- tl4 John Soli rot li..
Kle & Son... 10 50 44 Paul Settlo-
44 E r Evan 10 50 moyer
14 Jno JcColgtui. 7 .Vl
Taylor Township.
13 Wood, Morrcll & Co
White Township. "
13 Gates & Son... 10 5014 A 11 KiskeACo
" Walters A Son 10 503
Woodvalc Borough.
14 John B Clarke
V oler Township.
14 Jacob Ream... 7 5O3I4 Jercuiu Ilciplo
44 W Levingston. 7 5l
BREWERIES.
Florlan Bonsrele, Loretto Borough....
George Guenreiran. Cambria lloroiorh
15 50
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a. Mcmmor, Junustuwa Uoroiiirh..
15 50
15 fl
15 5G
15 50
15 :n
15 50
15 50
. 15 50
Henry Hansman,
.Max nennacn, 44
Joseph Kft, Conemaugh Township
Lambert A Kress, Conemaugh liorough.
G.fJ. Schwaderer, Washington Twp
Henry Blum, Carrolltown Borough
Julius Steich, 44 "
BILLIARD TABLES AND TEN-PIN ALLEYS.
G. W. Mullin, Washington Township
2 Billiard Tables 15 50
1 Ten-Pin Alley 8 00
AV. S. McLnin, Johnstown Borough
4 Billiard Tables... 60 50
Av Appeal will be held at the Treasurer's
Office, Ebensburg, on Monday, the 3l day of
June next. GEORGE GUR LEV,
April 7, 1873.-6t. Mereant de Appraiser.
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b-xPf kITi' w:Ebehsburg, Ia. Office in Col
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RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL ATTORD INSTANT KASE.
lXTLAilMATIOV (IT THK KIDNEYS.
- "MM1SKLAMMAT10N OK THK DLADDEQ
rVFtAUiLAilON OK THE BOWELS.
CONGESTION Or THK LTJNGa
S0R THROAT llKICCLTj r''A-jnj' jj
BT3TXEICS. CBUCP. txIWtTENZA.
HSADACHK. TOOTHACUI HKVMJLTISU.
CtLVpS Iffii&lM to the P, 6r
paru wir tlie pala or Jifflculty eiia will afford
MTweIii)droti In half a tumbler of water wttl tn a few
'eSBAMPS. SMSOUR STOMACH.
11 F 4 RTBCRV SICK HEADACHE, DIARRHEA,
StsKNTERY; COLIC. WLNli lit Hfi BOWlvLS.
and all INTERNAL. PAINS.
TraTcJera should alwaya eairr nottle of Salwty'i
Ttratiy Relief with them. A few drop in water will
prevent aicknea or pain from change of water. It la
Ce.ter than French Brandy or Bitten aa a itlmuiaiit.
FETZR AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AG UK cured for fiftv cent. Thert hi
aot a reruedial aeeut in this world that will cure fever
and A rue, and all other Malarious, bilious. Scarlet, Ty
phoid, Yellow, and other i'evera (aided by RADWAV'3
PILLS) so quick a RADWAY'S READX KELLSF.
Fifty cent per bottle. Bold by DiHf gists.
HEALTH! BEAUTY ! !
BTRONO AND TCRE RICH BLOOD INCKEA SB
Or FLISH AND WEIGHT CLEAR SKIN AND
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION bECLKED TO ALL.
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT
HAS MADS THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES ;
6 QUICK. SO RAPID ARE THE CHANGE4
1 HE BODY UNDERGOES. UNDER THE IN
FLUENCE Or THIS TRULY WONUEKTUL
MEDICINE, THAT
Every Day an Increase In Flesh
ana weignt is seen and Felt.
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Every drop of the SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLV
ENT corrmunicats through the Blood, Sweat, Urine,
and other fluids and juices or the svatern the vigor of life,
fur It repairs the wastes of the body with Dew and sound
material. Scrofula, Svphllis, Censuniptlon, Glandular
diaeaae. Ulcers ta the Throat, M truth. Tamers. Nodes to
tns Glands and other parts of the system, Sura Eyes,
Strumous Diaehargra front the Cars, and Die worst
forms of Skia dtseasea. Eruptions, Fever Sores, Scald
Head. King Worm, Sail Rheum, Erysipelas, Acne, Black
Spots. Worms in the Flesh. Tumors, Cancers In thw
Womb, and all weakening and painful discharges. Nigbt
S wests. Loss of (Sperm, and all wastes of the fife Princi
ple, are within the curative range of this wonder of Mod
ern Chemistry, and a few days' use will prove to any
person using It for either of these forms of disease its
potent power to cure them.
If ths patient, daily becoming reduced by the wastes
and decomposition that Is continually progressing, suc
ceeds in arresting these wsstes. and repairs tns sarr.a with
Dsw material made from healthy blood aud this Uis
SARSAPARILLIAN will and does secure.
Not only does the SsasarAaii.i.iaii Rbsoltbht excel
all known remedial agents In the cure of Chronic, Scrofu
lous, Constitutional, aud Skin diseases ; but It la the oaiy
Botiuve cur cr
la-iaiicj- a: xliaddcr Complaints,
Urinary, and Womb disesses, (JraveL Diabetes. Dropsy,
Stoppage of Water, Incontinence of Urine, Brigbt's Dts
eaae. Albuminuria, and in all cates where there are brick
dust deposits, or ths wster Is thick, cloudy, mixed with
substances lixe the white of an egr, or threads like white
siik. or there is a morbid, dark, billons appearance, and
white bone-dust deposits, and when there is a pricking,
burning sensation when passing water, and pain in the
;na!l of the Back and along the Loins. Price, $1.00,
WORMS. The. only known act sura Remedy
fjr U'ormt 111, 2'ap, e(c.
Tumor or 12 Years Growlli
Cured by Radwaj't Rcnolvent.
BevsatT, Mass.. Jalv It, I8.
Ta. Rivvtr : t ssvs a.d Ovarian Tflaor la ihv'cvarU ana
kovtll. all ths Doctors said 44 ll:r was n. klp for II." Iinal
"try thing tSat was rKooimmdwl ; tat athiaf balssd ws. I
a y.ar Kaaolvant, anl thongat I would try It : bat had as raith
la it, swan I had auCarsd fr twslv. jaara. I took ix bttlM
W th Raaolvent, and one sos sf Radway's Pit Im, aad two Wt
tls of yonr Ravlr K.licf ; and tbora is sot a atga of tasaor ta ba
ms or fvlt, and I feal sotlav, smarter, and sappier thaa I Save
for twalvs years. Ths worst tumor waa in the left aid of the
bswala, ovir the groin. I writs tbla te joe ior tks Saosfit of
stasia. IT s caa subluh it if voa ehooos.
Hannah r. kwapp.
DR. RADWAY'S
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,
perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet rnm.
purge, regulate, purify, e'esnse. an ' strengthen. Ksd
wsy's Pills, for the cure of all disorders of the stomach,
Livsr. Bowels, Kidnevs, BlsiUler. Nervous Diseases,
Headache, Cnnetipsliou. Costiveness. Indigestion.
Dysje ska, TVilionaneaa. Bilious Fever, Inflsniniation of
the Bovre.a. Piles,and all Peraiigementsi.rths Internal Vis
cera. Warranted to effect a positive cure. Purely Vegeta
ble. .containing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious tlrugs.
far Observe the fallowing symptoms resulting froni
Disorders of the Digestive Orgsns:
CoQttipstisa, lowaid Pilas, Fsllnaoi of ths Blood la the Haad,
Aridity of tSa Stocnarh, Nansas. Hvar-.bom, Uluat of Food,
FaltBMa or Waigiit ia the fttomacb, rMir Ernrtationa. Sinking or
riuttaring st lha Pit of tbs Stomach, Pwimming of ths Haad.
Hurried and fh A-ult Brostbiag, Hollaring at Ibt Haart. Choking
or Suffocating Saaaatioa, whas in a Lvir.g Poalurs, IHmnoii of
Maiw. 1:.U ar Waba baforo tbs S sbt, raor and Doll raia la
th Has.1, DiAV-isney of Pri irauon, Yilloantu of tke Skin
end Evca, Pain o tna S'da. Cbaai, UirU, sad anoxias Flaahaa of
Jirat, Burning in tba Floah.
1 Tew doses of R ADWAT3 PILLB w!!t free the svs
te.u froms'l the s'.ove-rs'i,ed dianrtiers. Price, ai cents
nrr hoi. SOLD BY PP.UOGISTS.
READ -FALSE AND TRUE." Send one rrtter
fampto PMWAY A CO.. No. 87 Usiden Lsne, New
Vox a. Iufiima:,on worth thousands will be aext v.u.
AEI I IRJ1 m OLD STAND
GOOD GOODS & GREAT BARGAINS
FOK THE HEADY CASH I
HAVING become proprietors of the STORK
UOO and STOCK OF GOODS recently be
lonirintf to H. A. Slioeniaker Si o., aad baviug
purcliused an additional
STOCK OF NEW GOODS
IfT URJCAT VARIETX;
we are now prepared to supply all the old cus
tomers of the late firm, and as many new ones
as will patronize us, with Goods of all kinds at
PRICES FULLY AS LOW
as any other merchant in or out of Cambria
county. It is our intention to keep our Store
constantly sto-Ken witn a tun and well selected
t-uiifiantiy siovKen wirn a mil anu wen selected
assortment of DRY HOODS, DKESS GOODS,
FANCY HOODS. NOTIONS, HOOTS, SHOF.S,
If ATS. CAPS, CLOTHING, CAKPETS. FURNJ-
a:
F
If ATS.
TUHn. OIL CLOTHS. OIIERVSWAHE. Rk('
CKKIEct, FLOI'K, BACON, FISH, SALT, TO
BACCO, CIO A US. and all other articles, Inrtra
or small, that can be found In any store of like
oharacter in the county ; and as we intend to
SELL EXCLISIVELY lor CASH
OK COl'STRY PHUUVCE,
and make no bad debts, we feel sure that our
stock and our prices will not only secure but
retain for us a liberal share of patronagre.
EARLY VISITS FROM ONE AND ALL
are respectfully solicited, and If we fail to ren
der entire satisfaction, both as repards the qual
ity of our (foods and the prices asked for them,
it will certainly be no fault of the new firm at
the old stand of Shoemaker Jc Co., Higrb street.
Don't forgret to call and we'll not forget to irlVw
you full value for your money.
MYERS & LLOYD.
Ebensburgr, Jan. 28, 137L-tf .
Cad
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if)
TUSIC! MUSIC!! The "Sisters
-L- or St. Joseph"
will be prepared to give
Lessons on the PIANO
MELODEON or CABI
NET ORGAN at any
time after Easter.
f"For terms apply
to the SiiDerloress. Sis
ter M. Hoktensk, or to Rev. R. C. Christt,
""njes moaerate.
Ebensbury, A prll 1. 1871 tf.
gClEO. M. KKADE, AUornevatLaw,
V Ebensburg, Pa. Office in new building
recently erected on Centre atreet. two doors
from High street. .g-an!-
Taniel Mclaughlin, Attorn
Jr at-Lsiw, Johnstown, Pa. Office In the old
"Change building-, (up-staira.) corner of Clin
ton and Locust streets. Will attend to all bus-
iness connected with his profession
TOHN l. LINTON. AttornrvalLaw.
Johnstown, Pa. Office in building- south
west corner of Main and Franklin streets, sec
nd story. Entrance on Franklin street.
Eh
t-a2
pr2 .
Vinegar Hitter arc not a vtla Fancy Drink,
snade of Poor Rum, Whiskev, Proof Spirits and "Refuse
Liquors, doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the
taste, called - Tonics," 44 Appetisers," ' Restorers."
etc., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin,
but are a true Medicine, made from the native roots
and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants.
They are the Great Wood Purifier and a Life-wiving
Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the
System, carrying ofT all poisonous matter and restoring
the blood ton healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing
and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy
of administration, prompt in their action, certain ia their
results, safe and reliable in all forma of disease .
No Person can take these) tilttarf sccord
rng to directions, and remain long unwell, provided
their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and the vital or&ans wasted beyond ths point
of repair.
Dys-pepsiaYor Indig-eat Iori Headache, Pain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Cliest, Dix
siness. Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Had Taste
in the Mauth, bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the l.uns. Pain in the regions of
the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms,
are the ofisptings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar
antee of its merits than a lenrthy advertisement.
For Female Complaints, m young or 61,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an
influence that a marked improvement is soon percep
tible. For Inflammatory and Clironle Rliert
nalism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, liiliom.
Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the
Biood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have
been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by
Vitiated Blood, svli'clt is generally produced by derange
ment of the Digestive Organs.
They- aire at Uentls Psirarat Ire well aa
Tonic, possessing also the peculiir merit of acting
as a powerful a-ent in relieving Congestion ar Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and ia Bilioiw
Diseases.
For Sklsa Diseases, Eruptions', Tetter. Salt
Rhenmy Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car
huneles. Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
Srpelas, I tell. Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short lima by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in
such cases will convince tha most incredulous of their
curative effects'.
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever yoa
find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples,
Eruptions, or Sores ; cleanse it when you find it ob
structed and sluggislr in tlie veins : cleanse it when it is
foul ; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood
pure, and the health of the system will follow.
Grateful thousands proclaim Vinccak Bit
ties the roost wonderful luvigurant that ever sustaiucd
the sinking system.
Pin, Tape, and oilier WWnN, larkingf itt
the system of so many thousands, are effectually de
stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol
ogist : There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the
earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms.
It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that
worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy
deposits that breed these living monsters of disease.
No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin
tics, will free the system from worms like these Bit
ters. Mechanical Diseases. Persons engaged in'
Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters,
Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance 111 life, will
be subiect to paralvsis of the Bowels. To guard against
this take a dose of Walker's Vinbcab Bittkbs once
or twice a week, as a Preventive.
Dillons, Remittent, and Intermittent
Fevers, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our
great rivers throughout the United States, especially
those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten
nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas. Red, Colorado, Braios,
Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile. Savannah, Roan
oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa
ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, and remarkably to during seasons of
unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied
by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less
obstructions of the liver, a weakness and irritable state
of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being
dogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a poweiful influence upon
these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is
no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. J. Walkiu's
Vinigar Bitters, as they will speedily remove the
dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are
loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of
the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions
of the digestive organs.
Scrofula, or King's KvM, 'White Swellings,
TJ'cers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous
Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af
fections, Old Sores. Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eves,
etc., etc In these, as in all other constitutional Dis
eases, Walkks's Vinegar Bittbrs have shown their
great curative powers iu tlie most obstiuate and intract
able esses.
Dr. Walker's California Tlncgar Bitters
act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying
the Biood they remove the cause, and by resolving away
the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits)
the affected parts receive health, aud a permanent cure
is effected.
Ths properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar
Bitters are Aperient. Diaphoretic and Carminative,
Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant,
Sudorific Alterative, and Anti-Bilious.
The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of
Dr. Walker's Vinegar Bitters are the best safe
guard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers,
their balsamic healing, and soothing properties protect
the humors of the fauces- Their Sedative properties
allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and- bowe'.s,
either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, ate
Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout
ths system- Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid
neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their
Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre
tion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts,
and are superior to ail remedial agents, fur the cure of
Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague, etc
fortify the body against dtaeaee br puri
fying all its fluids with Vinegar Bitters. No epi
demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The
liver, the stomach, the bowels, the kidneys, and the
nerves are rendered disease-proof by this great mvig
orant. Directions. Take of the Bitters on gome to bed
at night from a half to one and one-half wine-glaasfulL
Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak, muttoa
chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take
out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget
able ingredients, and contain no spirit.
J.WALKER, Prop'r. It, H. McDOXALD A. CO.,
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts.. New York.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
I.DCXSDIIRG
lllf Ml 111 If
HAVING lecently enlarged our stock
we are now prepared to sell at a great
reduction from former prices. Our stock con
sists of Drags, Med icines, Perfumery, Fancy
Soaps, Leon's. Hall's and Allen's Hair Restor
atives. Pills, Ointments, Plasters, Liniments
Pain Killers, Citrate Magnesia, Ess. Jamaica
Ginger, Pure Flavoring Extracts, Essences,
Lemon Svrup, Soothing Syrup, Spiced Syrup,
Rhubarb, Pure Spices, tc. ;
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS.
Blank Books, Deeds, Notes and Bonds; Cap,
Post. Commercial and all kinds of Note Paper;
Envelopes, Pens, Pencils, Arnold's Writing
Fluid, Black and Red Ink, Pocket and Pass
Books. Magazines, Newspapers, Novels, His
tories, Bibles, Religious.Prajer and Toy Books,
Penknives, Pipes, tic.
13?" We have added to our stock a lot of
FINE JEWELRY, to which we would invite
the attention of the Ladies.
rUOTOGRA.ni ALBUMS at lower prices
than ever offered in this place.
Paper and Cigars sold either wholesale or re
tail. . LEMMON & MURRAY.
July 30, 1868. Main Street, Ebensburg.
LORETTO MARBLE WORKS.
PRICES REDUCED!
And Work Warranted I t.
MONUMENTS, Tomb Stonks, Bn
REATT nnrl TlRi.cTnpa
before deciding upon purchasing or orderlnrr
work elsewhere. JAMES WILKINSON.
Loretto. April 22. lBTl.-tf.
LOGAN'S MARBLE WORKS !
151 Franklin Street. Johnntewa;
JOHN W. LOGAN, - Proprietor
MOy.ENTS, HEAD and TOMB STONES.
JtVtS01"111 A-ND CABINET 8 LA BS. AJN
J. ELS. &c manufactured of the very best Ital
ian and American Marbles. Perfect sattsfao
tiooln work, design and price guaranteed.
Ely-Orders respectfully solicited and prompt
ly executed. Johnstown, Not. 11, 'TL-tf.
1872. SPRING. 1872.
I ani now prepared to offer
SUPERIOR INDUCEMENTS
to cash rvKAr.n or
m SSEET-IBD3 k MM Ml.
' KITHKE at
WHOLESALE Oil li ETAIL.
My stock consists in part of every T.sriety of
Tin, SlieCt-Jron,
COPPER AND BRASS WARES,
EN AM F.I. I. ED AND PLAIN
SAUCE PANS. BOILERS. Uc ,
COAL SHOVELS. MINE LAMPS, OIL
CANS. HOUSKFURNISI.ING HARD
WARE OF EVKJtY KIND.
Spest'i Anti-Dust
HEATING and COOKING STOVES,
EXCELSIOR COOKISG SIOVES.
NOBLE, TRIUMPH and PARLOR COOK
ING STOVES.
Ar.dny Cooking .Stove desirotl I will Ct
when ordered at manufacturer' pricea.
Odd Stove Platea and Grates. &c., for re
pair, on hand for the Stoves I sell ; ntherr
will be ordered when wanted. Particular
attention given to
Spouting, Valleys and - Conductors,
all of which will be made out of Leht mate
rials and put un by competent workmen.
Lamp Burners, Wick and Chimneys
WHOLESALE OI RKTAIL.
I would call particular attenti-.n to the Light
House Purncr, with 01a 0ne, for piviro
mote lieht than any other in Hue. Also, the
Paragon Bnrnor, for Crude Oil.
TUGAR KETTLES AND CAULDRONS
of all size constantly on hand.
Special attention given to
Jobbing in Tin, Copper and Sheet-Iron
at lowest 'possible rates.
Wholesale Merchants' Lists
now ready, and will be sent on application
by mail or in person
Hoping to see all my old customers and
many new ones this Spring, I return my
most sincere thanks for the very liberal pa
trouage I have already received, and will
endeavor to please all who may call, wheth
er they buy or not.
FRANCIS W. HAY.
JohuRtown. llarch 7. 18C7.
YJfOOD, MORRELL & CO.,
WASHINGTON STREET,
Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa.,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC 01Y WM
MILLI1KBY GOODS
HARDWARE.
QUEENS WARE.
B( OTS AND SHOES.-
HATS AND CAPS.
IRON AND NAILJ
CARPETS AND OIL CLOTHS.
READY-MADE CLOTHING.
GLASS WARE. YELLOW WARE.
WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE,
PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KINDS,
Together with all manner of Western lrodnr,
such a FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT,
CARBON OIL. &c, 4e.
tW Wholesale and retail orders solicited
e 1 1 . .
ana nrompiiy nuea on tne et.onesi nonce ana
most reasonable term.
wood, morrell &. co.
JDlimVI FUSNITURE MM
WM. P. PATTON,
Manufacturer mid Dealer in
ALL, KINDS or
CABINET FURNITURE
Sos. ISO mid 133 linton Street,
JUUXSTOirx, PA.
Bureau4!,
IledstKlf.
Waslista ntls,
Sidebnarrls,
Chamber fots.
Parlor Sets,
WartlmtwR,
Book Cames,
Cane Chairs.
Wood St'iit Chui rs,
Kiteht-n Furniture,
Bod Lo u litres.
Mattresses,
Tote-a-Tetes,
K.x tension Tables,
Dining Tables,
lxu nj?et.
lupimards,
&c, &c, Ac, c &c. Sec, ic, &c 4-c, Ac, c.
BTIRT DESCRIPTIO OF
SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE
made to order in excellent st e and at low
prices. Cabinet and hairmakcrs' materials of
all kinds for sale. Furniture delivered at anv
point in Johnstown or at Kail road Station free
of extra chargre. WM. f. PATTON.
Johnstown, Oct. 13, lS70.-tf.
Geis & Foster,
Nos. 113 and 115 Clinton Street.
Jolinssovru, la.
invite the attention of buyers to their large
and. leg-ant stock of
SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS
consisting or
DRY GOODS. DRESS GOODS,
MILLINERY GOODS. FANCY GOODS.
CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, ic.'
AT EVERT PRICE!
TENTISTKY. The undersigned, a
M-r graduate
of the Balti
more College
or Dental Sur
gery, respect
fully offers his
PROFESSIONAL
services to the
citizens of Eb
ensburg and vicinity, which place he will visit
on the rocKTH Monday of each month, to re
main one week.
Aog13. SAM'L BELF0RD. D. D. S.
Q ATM AN & BUCK,
- Physicians snl Hnrareona.
, . Cakrolltows, Pa.
Office in rear of John Buck's store. Kiirht
calls may be made either at the residence of
JJr. Oattoan or at John Buck's residence.
W. JAMISON. M. T)
la a.-." ' '
issssssrias ., t'ta,
Tenders his professional services to all citizens
to the above place and vicinity who may atany
time need Medical aid. laprJa.-tf.
T J. LLOYD, succegsor'to R. S.
rZ!tY,- Dealer in Druirs, Medicines, Per
VjZl tjifrars. Tobacco, Motions, Paints, Ac
Hr?t.iaili 8trev3U opposite the -Mansion
House, Ebensburg. Pa. LAprtl 17. 1868.1
T LOYD & CO., BakkERS,
t-nr-nia n EBENSBURG, P.4.
tB.,,ll.Pilvlrr' Government Loans, and
?-8ecUrt,M;Jt,ouSht nd sold. 1 merest al
?rHiln. T.1me PPoei'a. Collections made at
SiASi'b,tPolnU ln the United State, and a
treneral Banking business transacted.
The PliiLosoriiER Caricatu;-, t
party of friends were on a train V -
ew York with Horace Greeley the o i " i
day, wLtn the farmer of Chip;.:-,, a ,tr f
Hwlulljr vtctim-zt'd by a neweboy Hv' f
titlier did not know bim ur was'
wickedly inclined to poke fun at bia " "
Horace was terribly dUgusted, hut to l
MBtonifhment of bis friends di r;'t ripCut
einele oath. The scene is thus doricribej. "
l'rerently Ibe train boy carne a(r 1
with a bundle of weekly periodicals jjj 's
one cf which were two or thrp ou;r2, S
geous CRticatures of the philoac j iltr ,
one of itiese be tosseJ into Mr. 1 reeUv!
lap. The sage took it up tnc-eUriiea:', 5
itnd glanced at the caricatures. TLep.
sengers wrrc in a ferment. The
man would certainly rip out an oaib
Nut !), however. He looked blank!,..
j the picture of himself for a morr.i t V'
banded it over lo Mr. Jot.r.fLii vntlioji,
comment. The boy came ngain an l
the periodical up.
On bit very next ro'ind he ei r(i,i
bundle c f pam' b'e 8. enti'led the ' Cci
L fe of Horace Greeley," a prod iction '
erally illustrated with the most ara?,. '?
ing carica'U'rs of the great e;iz?- .
ll rew one of them inJo the phil )-o; l.tr:
lnp with a fLp, and, to make n?s-irare
doubly sure, popped one into th-i bar.j
ef each tncmlicr of the party The 5 -;
picture on Ihe ou'er page of ll-.is itjJ'j;.
I ticn i? a view of ihf luty p&Uiare't b.irj
j helped over the White IIousj wali l.v
r.:.t. r... I. i :
I'niiiiui, iiiiu iiis.uc a scene rejircsrii'..
ing him on the nag 'Protection," rmr,.
for the White IIou?e ajralrist Victor.,'
Woodhull on hr eieed 4,Free I-iOve."
The fiend of a train-boy dropped tLij
bombshell into tlie party and cheerily cs.
tinued his nund.
The r.hilo?pher gazod at this I.ihoa
pnmphlit lon and Padly, as if syrroi::
that humanity could hare reached -uciu
depth of degradation, tnrned onre rj
looked solemnly at (he door through vj -j
the fiendish trainboy had disappearei.v
la j ing Ihe pamphlet aside, filently tUT.
again to bit? newspaper.
A general murmur of relief ran Brnrj'
ti e passengers. A quiet calm settled upui
them.
"I guep it's nil a lis about b'u sxvearinj
o much,'' fhd one.
44It would seem so," saii another.
GroGBiPiiiCAL Tczzle We fad i,
following j uzz'e from the pen of Mrs. Ei
ward Ashley Walker, in cte of our txehaDj;
e :
I was awakened one morning by a Chine r
f-Tajicrt, aud as the air was a country J ;
South America, I wrapped myself in cr ;
cloat made of part of the Chiuet-e eis; V, ;
and lired w ith a c.pe in the southern p.". .'
of the United States, and busied myseii .
a town on the Schuylkill, tintrl aa ila::
east of Labrador called me to breakfast.
A group of islands in the Gulf of Mei:::
burned brightly on the hearth, and auutar
group ljirg west of Africa greeted me wi
a cheti lul song.
Soon a lake of North America broug!,; :
breakfast, which consisted of an A if
country, ar.d a liver of British America r
seasoned with a laka in the we.terD r
of North America, end a Suth Amer:.
city. To thee were added a gr .up of
lands in the Pacific, and a plcntii'a.' po.-iLt
of an inland iu the Atlantic.
As I am naturally foud of another r.vp
t islands in thepjcific.l chatted w'.t'uac;''
in Ohio, and after t had tatiffic-d u,y appe
tite, which was at first a towu in the
ern part of New Ilacnptdiite, I ate a ia::
group of islands east of India with her. A
she was f-uffeiiug w ith a headache, I l a'l f:
her head w ith a city on the Riiine, I st'T4
ped sudden'y. on discovering tint the N'.iri
Arrerican lake was a Chinese ci'.y !
I assured him that he never wuu'.a I'Lt1.
a city in the western part cf Mii:(.un ut'e-f
he nieuJel hi- ways, although my dp
tion toward hirn was a group cf it'a:. -the
Pacific; rut should his Cocdr.ct rr.
Fatisfactory he- mijiht look forward i:h a:
Af:icn c;i e to obtaiuiLg a town K'--tucky
in due tiaic.
I then wtnt out and et j .yed a N -!" '' '
land cape, aftrr a lake Briii.-h A;::-1
aud after I returned, ficdii-g that V.e it.
dren weie making a New Yotk lak;-, I
them all to bed, after wishing a g. ur-4'
of a Scottish cape upon thtm.
AlOTDRB "SLFfPlXQ BeaCTV.'" A T7 "
rrmaikable case tf lethargy occuirtJ i
Winterport, Maine, a few days si ice.
daughter of Howes Mayo went iototie jv:
ou Tuesday. May 7, to bring it a litt'ec!.:
which had unawares got cut of the L'
While Miss Mayo was stooping ivt; '-:
child he became suddenly dizzy, s: d c -p'ained
of it to hvr mother, who put :
Led. The girl fell iuto a prof ui.d "
a'most immediately, and her mother, u; -try'Dg1to
awakeo her in season for sur;
was surprised to find her effjtts unava -'.i:
After the family had eaten supper liny aii
tried to awaken the girl, tut still vvi:h
avail. The family becoai'ng seriously 3 j:
ed, tba neighbors were called in, Cut tr
could not suggest any method ty wi the
fair sleeper could be aroused. A phy :
cian was also summoned, and he ca! ei
three other medical men, who amor.;; c:
methotls. sat the girl in a chair, and p c''
water fiom a few feet above upon her VJ
and shoulders, but even this failed, and :
still sleeping girl was put again to N
Except when she was disturbed, her brt-i-ing
was slow and regular and her
healthy. At 2 o'clock on the follow
Sunday afternoon she turned over in i'
bed and awaking, called to her mother. tA
ing if supper wasn't ready yet, and f.u'-'
said that rhe was real hungry. She t-f;
got up and ate a hearty meal, aDd h.w
in excellent health ever since. The of
excited great interest in the town, and
recovery of the sleeper was a theme .-f
wonderment. Bangor Comn ercial.
Horace G keelet heard that thev a& .
8000 pounds of butter from IG co?. ,;,
Danbury. He bought a lot of co?
once, and is going to have theragrouiiJi1''
and churned. t4You see," said lit".
can buy live beef for 8 cents a pounJ. D'
butter is worth 40. If it costs 2 cei V
pound for Jabor, I shall clear 300 p r ef'
The man who says lhat it is not 15 .
liar and a horse thief!"
Tiirt hare a man in Lock Haven
name is Gaudam. His woulJ be -name
for a church deacon. For in:"
the preacher would say 4Gaudm. T.
pass the plate." Sounds like cu.'
don't it. If we were that fellow we
have our Gaudam name changed tf , ;
thing more revereotiaL--JP:''''t! ' J
man a