iZ23X3te&C3E2JiELES:.j&2- 325 i. ZEES I33jSfcSC 22T5EaJ" aSU LSSvGS2I3- Facet Ioim Idle Talk. . .Singular To see a garden walk. ..A man to ask favors of General Grant. Something always on hand Your thumb. . , " : . .How to punish a hungry man Drive a ateuk into hi in. . . What key will unlock most men's Hands ? Whiskey. . .When may a chair be said to wiilike you ? When it can't bear you. ..Dog stealing in th second degree Hooking town-n ale 8au?ag Bj . .Men wounded through the explosion of bomb shells are wounded morlaiiy. . . An inspiring sight for a glazier The early dawn, when it breaks in the win dows. ..When i a flock of sheep like our climate? When it is composed of all wethers. . . When may a young lady be said to he an excellent mirror f When she is a good looking las?. . .What i9 the difference between your grvat coat and a baby ? One you wear a id the other you was. ..Singular case A railway traveller pays that he recently caught cold through fcitling next to a wet nurse. . . What is the difference between a hill and a pill ? One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down. . .Th lady who sang "Jly Hark i9 rn the Sea !" impressed her hearers with the idea that it was in her throat instead. . .The girl who wanted to kiss hini for his mother, concluded after she got a taste that she would go in on her own account hereaf;er. . .An ab.cnt-ruinded man lately put his d.g to bed and kicked himself down stairp. He didn't discover his mistake until the next morning. ..What is the first historical mention of a hypophagist banquet? When Cte-er's ghost said to Brutus, "We shall meet again at filly-pie." ..A philosopher says that if anything will make a woman swear it is hunting for her night-cap on a cold night after the lijiht his been put out. .."Is this your house and home?-' asked a pedlar ff a farmer, as he saw him boarding up a pig-sty. "No," replied the farmer; "I'm only boarding here." . ."Don't you think I'd make an excel lent soldier ?" said a weak kneed gentle man to his pa.'iiotic wife. Yes, indeed," was the instant response, "an admirable granny dear." . . A small child being nfked by a Sunday school. teacher, 4,What did the Israelites do after they had crossed the li.-d Sea V "I don't knov, ma'am ; but I goes they dried themselves." . .The Des Moiues Agister say? that the grasshoppers recently ate up half an acre of tobacco for a man near that place, and when the owner went out to look at it, they at on the fence and squirted to-bucco-juie in his face. Jotli BKIIum on the Frog. Josh DilHuga retjlica to a ccrresponJcrt ns fullows: 15i)Tvi!le. Ta wrillnrr fi.r Ton nn nuil e J " " ysi fcf the frog I mnsit confer lh;.t I j bnvo copied the whole thing vervalus ad ; t f .a . . ' iiDen:rg irrm trie works ov a celebrated Trcncli wriicr of tlie ICtU century. The fro is in the first place a tadpole, nnd is ail body and tail without coining to a herd. lie tracls in pond holes, by the tide of tho turnpike, and is accelerated by the ac tivity of his tail, which wiggles with un common lirabcrncss and vivacity. I5y and by, before long, pretty soon, in a few d;iys, hi? t.';il is no more, and legs begin to emerge from the foutb. end of the ani mal, and from the north end, at the same time, may be seen a di;poaition to head out. In this caulious way the frog is built, and then for the first time in his life he begins to get his head above water. His success is now certain, and poor., in about five days more, he may be seen sitting down on himself by the side ov the pond hole, nd lookiug at the dinner bas kets ov tho children on their way to the district school. As the children cum more nearer with a club or a chunk of brick in bis hand, to "swott him with, he rares up on his hind legs and enters the water head fust, with out opening the doors. Thus the frog does business for a ppell uv a time, till he gets tu be 21, and his life iz moie ramified. Frogs have 2 natures, ground and wa ter, and is as free from sin as an oyster. I never knew a frog to hurt an j body who paid his honest dues. I do not recollect now whether n frog has any before legs or not, and if he don't it ain't nobody's business but the frog's. Their hind legs are used ftr refresh ments, but the rest won't pay for eatin. A frog is the only person who can live in n well and not get tired. The bull frog is the boss of the puddle, and has a lojr to eit on. over on the nther pido of the puddle, and talks to the rest of me trogs, way down in his throat, bo that you can't understand more than half he fez ; he is generally a cross, lazy old devil, all over wartz. This is all there is worth knowin now about the frogexcept that they ketch flies in fly time, and in the winter by freezin' up solid. I- S. I have endeavored tu translate rny author closebut it is (ufl'tu render all his buties into our tung, without busting the sense. A Patlander, in traveling on his way to Manchester, New Hampshire, arrived at the fork9 of a road where stood a sign board which read thus: . "Manchester four miles." Man chased her four miles!" cried Put. "Be the houly poker, I could bave caught her in half the ti me. flf. 31 D A T M a'n , XT- BENSBVIIG, I'A., ... In th cole owner of the Right to ManufacUue nd eell THE UNEQUALLED METROPOLITAN OIL!! - NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. 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"is not a monthly, but a Lurpe and Beautiful Weekly superior in Vaiue, Purity aud Variety of Coa tents, and Adapted to the Wants of All. -TERMS ilia Year; Five Copies, $14; Sev en for H'J; Ten for $25, &c. Now is the t.me to si HscsiDi: and fokm Ci.urs! Liberal induce ments to Club Agents. S;;ccimms, Show Biils, &c. sent free. D. D. T. MOORE, 41 Park Row, Y. York. pJTA I1AT HACK. County Uiphts. Send IL i 1 f'.r circular to K S. Blare, Pittsburgh. TiirnOYKD wtni IIowFt.t.'s Xiw Tatknt X Doubi.k Oeab. The onlj AVriner which can uo the "Stop." or fastening above the Cor, which Rbsolntelv rere-:iry to prevent the Ooirs from pl-iyh'g "tit of pear, and the Rubber Hollers from being atriiied and broken in wring ing larfie articles. Sold by dealers per.erally. A Ptipr.ly ahv.iy? kept on hand for shipment at Cleveland, Chicago and St. Louis. R C.llROw.f ino. General Agent, 32 Uortlnndt St., N. Y. RED JACKET AXE! COLltl'ItA'S I'ATEXT! Patented July 9, '07. Re-issued Au n. 18 ,'68. Extracts from Letters and Reports of the working qimlities of the Axe: I. Your Axe is hou:id to be The Axe. II. It will cut 25 per cent, better. III. My hrother lost one arm in the war, but with jour Axe he can cut as weil os any one else can IV. If I could not get another, twenty five ($25) dollars would not buy it. V. It will cut hoop poles better than anv other Axe. VI. I would not bo without it for anything. For sale bv nit re-sronsihle dealer-?, a'n.l the makers, LIITINCOTT L 15AKEWELL, Pittsburgh, Pa. Manufacturers of the Red Jacklt Axis, Saws, Saovlls & Scoops, and all approved Shapes and Styles of Axes. Sole owners of Colburn'a i'at'ta KUITKEHITESS nid all lore or desire for intoxieatin" lifpjnrs, Mfely and positively etirrd bv Dr. Ci ark's "SALVATION" PQVf. DEI1S." Thev can bead if neccssnry,' w-ithout the knowledge of the per son, ia Ale, AViiie, Tea, or anv other beverage. Sent by in ul on receipt of pviVe. Onf. Dollar. Address 1!1 . 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The LMUl I.O 1 Patent Empress Gaeteu and the Ei GLNi.v, tw of tiie most useful articles ever invented f r ladies' use. Circulars sent gratis. Samples mailed for $.2 50. Agents wanted ev ery where. Address Empress Gaiitfr. Co.. 143 Fulton Street, New York. P. O Box 2438. 38. FALL TRADE. 1868. 1 am now prepared to cQer SUPERIOR INDUCEMENTS t" cash rtrucriASEEs or Ti! SHUT-IRON & CQIFER ffML F.rrnEK at WHOLESALE OK KETAIL. My stock consists in part of every variety of Tin, Sliect-Iron. COPPER AND BRASS WARES, KSAMF.I.r.KD AND PLAIN SAUCE-PAKS. BOILERS. &.C, COAL SHOVELS. 51IXE LAMPS, OIL CANS, HOUSEFURNISHING HARD WARE OF EVERY KIND. Speai'a Anti-Dust HEATING and COOKING STOVES, EXCELSIOR COOKING STOVES, NOBLE, TRIUMPH and PARLOR COOxr ING STOVES, And any Cooking Stove desired I will get w'neti otdered at manufacturer's prices. O.iu Stove Tlatfs ai:d Grates, &c, fur re pairs, on hand for the Stoves I tell ; others will be ordered when wanted. Particular attention given to Spouting, Valleys and Conductors, all of which will be made out of Lc-bt mate rials and put up by competent workmen. Lamp Burners, Wick snd Chimneys WIIOI.KSAI.E OH l:KTAIJ I would cal! particular attercti'-n to tlie Light H'use Burner, with Ola-s C .r:e, fr pivinp more liht than any other in use. Also, the Paragon iliuner, for Crude Oil. Slr.CCSi'S SIFTEK It rect-mmonds ittelf. SUGAR KETTLES AND CAULDRONS of a!l tizos cuuttaiitly on haud. Pjpcial alteiition given to in Tin, Copper and Sheet-Ircn. at lowt-ai possible rates. Job .Wnor.F-SAi.K Mkhchants' Lists novr reu-tv, and will hi went on appsication by mail or in person. Hoping to see all 1713- oM customers and many new ones thia Spring. I return mv most sinv te thanks f-.r tho very liberal pa trT.;ie I have already ren ived. ill; w ill endeavor to j.!eas-r ail who m;iy call, wheth er they buj or nut. FRANCIS W. II AY. J .hn-to'.vQ, ilarch 7, 186". THE CLOTHES WRLX6BR, 1 1 Cannot be surpassed or equaled by any other Wrir.gcr for durability- Till the expiration . f the r a'er.t fur the "COG WIIEIJL IlKG I'LATOR." or "STOr-trJJAR," no other Wr layer is licensed under this Patent. It btiti universally conceded that Cogs are nccc-Sikiy to prevent the Rolls from being broken or torn loof e. rfnay attempts Lave been made to gtt a Cog-Wheel arrangement which shai; equal the UNIVERSAL, and yet avoid the "Stop-Gear," but without suc cess. For sale by GEO. HUNTLEY. EbeDsburg. May 7, 1868. Iy. LADIES1 FANCY FURS! AT John Fareira's "Id established FUR Ma.vcfactort, No 718 ARCH St., above 7ih. PI11LA. Have now in s'ore of my own Importa tion and Maim nc- ture, one of the larpr- .5B-;fc?is- est and most beauti- "5?es pivpv pttrc - i. - J. v a a. -i ii-ffr for Ladies' aud Chil- - ' "" 'n " dren's Wear, in the City. Also, a fine assortment of Gents' Fur Gloves and Collars. I am enabled to dispose of mv goods at very reasonable prices, and I would therefore solicit a visit from my friends of Cambria county and vicinity. Remember the Name, Number and Street 1 JO SIX FAR EJ It A, No. 718 ARCH St., ab. 7th, south tide, Phila. October S. 18;8.-4m. POIIEIGN SHIPPING EXCHANGE' OFFICE. WE ARE NOW SELLING EXCHANGE, AT NEW TOBK RATK3. ON England, Wales, Austria, leaden, Hanover, Holland, Ireland, Scotland, Prussia, Wurtemherg, Saxony, Switzerland, France. Germany, Bavaria, Hessen, -Bels;ium, Xorwav and And Tickets to and from any Port in England, Ireland, Scotlaud, Germany, France, California, New South Wales or Australia. KERR & CO. Altoona, Pa., Jan. 31, 1867. JOHN GAT. WM. WELSH G A Y & W.JE Li . S II , Socccliori to Gay 6t Painter, WI10I.ESALK Grocers and Commission Merchants, AVD PEAI.KRS IN FLOUR, PRODUCE. FISH, SALT, CAR BON OILS, &c. &c. 3f2 IjBEttTr STBf.ET - PITTSBURGH. 10.000 Pill ME CIGARS, just re ceived at M L. Caiman's, one door east of '-Freeman" office. Also, a large etock of the best brands of Chewing Tobacco. Cigar3 ai wholesale pr?ee. S7W7Vtr 'JNr;ERSL fSij PiT f ' ' ' "ro pouaLg L'(7'T fej ; cooTLANor st n r. fcji 5Mf IXCGILAIJDo GEHIIAH EITTURS, HtiOFLAHD'S GERMAH TOHIC, l'repared by Pr. C. M. Jjckvm, FlilUdelphU. Their introduction into thia oouutrj from Germany occurred in 1S2J3. THEY CURED TOTTB FATHERS AND MOTHEB3, And will rnre yon and children. They ar emirely Oiiii;reni prciiara'.Ions now culird "Aiiur or from the man j tn the country Tonlca. They r ratton, or anything no tavern prepa ugeon; are but good, houeut, reliable medicinta. 77ie great ttt known remtdittfet Liver Complaint. DYSPEPSIA, Hervous Debility, jaundice, Eiscases of the Kidneys, ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN, ana all IMeiteies a.rlslns from a Disor dered Liver, Stomach, or IMPVRITY OT THE. BLOOD. Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, fulLneas of Blood to the Head. Acidity of ttso Stomach, Nausea . Heirt burn, tis2u.st tor Food. Fulneei or Weight in tho Stomach, Sour .EructationB, Sinking- or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swim minor of the Head, Hurried or r:nlcult Breathing. Flutterinsc at the Heart, w Chokinir o r Suffo catinp fY 4Seniatiocs when in a Ly-Vi. Ijine Posture, Dimness of fiinir Vision, Dots or Webs before the SiEht, Dull Fain in the Head, Deficiency Of Perspiration, Yellowscsi of the Skin a-ad Eyes, Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, etc.. Sudden Flushes of He.t, Burn, ins-in the Flesh. Constant Imavininn of i-.vxl and threat Depression or Hpn-ets. All Lhrtc mJicat' uttrair of the Lirrr nr PineHiv Organs, combined vcuh impure blood. Hocfland's German Bitters fm enltrely vegetable, and contnlim no li';uor. It Is a conipomid of Fluid Ki traito. Tlie ltoolH, flcrbx, and liarki from wliich tliewe extraitw are made are iratltcred fr v. n (iennanr, AH tlie mertlK N-lnal Tlrtnes are rxtrarifd A. J&flro litem by a dele llti de asV rhcniitl.Thrx extracts are then forwarded to this country to bo uurd fxpreimly for tlte ciaiiufiM-tnre of tliese Hitters. Tliere Is no airoholirKii Imlniuc of any kind nwd 111 compounding tSie Ititlers, hence It ! tlie on lv liitt.Tf that can be nd In catr where atcoliolic stlmalants ur not advisable. Hoonand's German Tonic u a eomhinnlion ef all (he ingredirnU f 0e BHIert, vrilh rrB Santa Crut Hum. Oranyt, etc 11 u utei for tlie tame dilrnsrt at the. BiUrrt, in castt vhrre tome pure alcoi-jl.c stimulus it Ttquired. You Kill bear in mind that these remedies are entirely different Jrtm any othert aUcertistd fur the cure of the. diseases named, thete being scientific preparations r.f Tttdicinal extractt, tvhile the othert are mere deletions of nm in tomt form. The TON IC is deeidetlly otte of the most plea sant and agreeable remedies erer offered to (he publis. Its taste is ereruisile. It is a pleasure to take it, white its life-ffving, exhilarating, and medicinal qualities iapi caused it tab known as the greatest of all Conic DEBILITY. There it M med'rine ewl tn Hnnf.arft German Tt:tlert or Ionic in m-jjsmn m l -a s-s nf lability. They iinjtart a tfine. i& -.ndvigfrto the wh'iie tystrm, strengthen tTa Vie aj.jf.lite, cause an enjoyment of f -mer; mimm Jnrd, nialle the t'o- r.iach to digest it, j urij y the hlcod, gire a good, sound, healthy eimt;trxif.n, eradicate the yl'.om tinge, from the eve, in-.jmrt a bUii.-in to the checl.s, and change, the patient rum a srttirt-brtii'h'd, emaciated, v.-ak, and nervous invalid, to a full-fnced, stnvt, and riot-ravs person. Weak and Delicate Children are made Mronjr for uils llie S!ii(er or ionic. In lart. thev are Kiinsny 'Sffii ekneM. They ( an be adtiiiiilhtrri'ii vlil pertect valet to a. cliiiU tlnee iiomIi old, tlie most tlt-JIcaie leiualc, ur u lunu of ninety. Ikest Remedies art V-.e best Blood Purifiers erer knovn, and mil rtrre all diseases resuliivg frtrm biiiodpure ; ketp your your aiges:ire organs bad blood. Keepynuri Liver in order ; keep in a sound, healthy -viiditnm, oy the use md no disease will of these, remedies. ever assail you. The ben men in the country recemmend them. JJ years of honest reputation go Jar anyuung you must try these preparations. fuom nosr. geo. "w. woodward, Cl:krf Justice of tlie Pupreme Court of IVnnoylTania. 1'lMLAURl.PHI A, Mun-li 10, 1SC7. I find " Hocfland's German Hitters" t not an intox icating brrerage., Imt is a good tonic, useful in disorders tif the digestive organs, and of great betHjii in cases of debility and u.urU of nervous au.ion, in the. system. Yours truly. GLO. M". WOOD WARD. FUOII HOST. JAMES THOilPSON-, Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. 1'hii aiielphi. AT-ri! iS. I consider HoilamI' German tSit jP&S. terx " a valuable meihcme In rae ifiiwi TyX or Httaeks of I n (1 1 ere ttonauuB riTTiior Itj prj-la. I can certtly tlii I roiti iiiy experience of It. loun, with rec , JA.UIS ilIO.TIISO?C. from: hev. josErn n. kesnakd.d. r Tiwtor of the.Ti-r.th B.iptint Cimrcli, rhiladolphia. Un. Jicisoa 1kar 5;ih: i hare been frequently requested to connect my name with recommendations of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the. practice as out of my appropriate sphere, J hare In atl cases de clined ; but with a clear proof in various instances, and jarticu'arly in my own family, of the usefulness of Irr. JooJland's German Biltrrt, J dejart J or once from my usual course, to express my full conviction that for Ken errl duliility of tins nvntein nd ei-ciai!y f"' Liver tlorrm'.iint. it is naK. afnanaie and valuable p r e p a r at ion. In some cases it may 1 doui-t not, it will to those who suffer fail ; but usually, be very beneficial rum the abuve causes. Yours, very resj'r'fully, J. U. KEA'.VAKD, Miglah, bcluw Vvalcs sirecL CATJTIOIT. TTonflanoTs German Kemedirt are counterfeited. The genuine have the signature of C. ZTI Jarkon on the front of Uie outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name, of Vie article blown in each boUlt, All others art counterfeit. Price of tlie Bittern, $1 OO per bottle) Or, a hall doen lorf i OO. Irlce o-t tlie I onic, if I 5 O per bottle) Or, a lialt dozen lor $7 oO. Tlie tonic is put up in quart tottlea. KecoUect that it is Dr. Hoofland's German Remedies that are so universally used and to hiyhly recom mended; and do 0'"T'T"B"v ai!ou ; Druggitls to induce yew to take Yinvtltnj else that h may say is just at , because he makes a larg,r prcfi masLJwtm on it- These Rtmi dies will be itM by txpiei u, CJy locality upon applica tion to the PBIJfCIPAL OFFICE, AT THE GERMAN BTEDICINK STOKE," ! : JfTo. 31 ARCH STRR&T, rhiladelphia. CIIAS. M. EVA ICS, Proprietor, rormerly C. M. JACKSON & CO. Tlieae Remedies are for aalo by Drop Cists, Storekeepers, and OTedicIn Heal ers everywhere, Po not forget U examine vU the ariieU fou buy, is writer to get the genuine. H7For Sale by It. J. LLOYD. Druggist, your TF-5T TT Mm WET1T10N ! ESTABLISHED 1856. tjii: OLCCST DRUG STORE IN CAMBRIA COUNTY. C. T. FRAZER Keeps constantly on haud the LARGEST, CHE APST AND BEST ASSORTMENT OF GO ODS PF.Ji TAIN ING TO THE DRUG BUSINESS In the County, which he offers AT WHOLES LE 01! RETAIL TO TIIE TRADE AND I'UBLIC AT LOWEST BATE!! OZZss, ET, Franklin Street, (OPPOSITE MARKET HOUSE,) ' JOHNSTOWN, PENrsTA. G E 1 S & II E IT Johlmtown. JPa. , T II BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS am i:uok ui:s;:i. MAN L'FACTL'RKBS OF BLANK BOOKS, POIlTivMONAlS. PATEU BOXLS AND LOOKING GLASSES. Look hi s Glass and Picture Frances always i on hatnl, ari.I nia.e to Order. A l.tre a:i. i most complete assortment of Dtandnx H'Km j ,,urg pn. at HH time iu Johnstown, to ninn j at:d Misce'.hine us l'ictures. cmsii-tin" of : facnire to order, either as MON L"i KXTS, ! Chromos. IV.ntin-s in Oil, Steel I'iate E i- TOMliSTONKS, MAXTl.llS, TABl.K or ! cravings. Fl-iti -and Cok-n d Litlii-srraj hs, I BUKEAC TOPS, in as w,rktn ml-ke raatiur ' O'.l Prints, Phot "graphs and Wo-l Cuts. and at aslir piies as like workc-.n :.e rut t.p ! 'n.i, ..!. . ,,i-,r . a .l,.nti..n ..f nir,-,. I in anv o the s ilver". Il.Ting in n-.y enu.h.y a i sized match pietures tf Landscape and D.i i mfntio Scones-and PtTtraits, aiid 5. 000 !:f ' fen-iit varieties of Card Ph.taraplist:f pruin ! irient men, comic and smtinitntal seeiie.s ami copies of suY'ji-cts by celebrated artists. We have also a varied Pit AY Eli. HYMN a.-soMment iT llrL.I.?, and SCHOOL LOOKS. HISTORIES, BIOGliAPllILS. NOVELS. ! &c. Religions Prints and E;iiblems in great j variety, and the largest aud most complete j stook of STATION Eli Y ever Irouuht t..tLis I eountv. c.00 new and beautiful tt!es ot ; WALL PAPEK, including an assortment f t j ! Potter's celebrated EnHh nv.ike, fur which j we are iile amenta in this locality. Tliese j ! Wall Papers are handsomer in le.-.ijn, slip--- j ri r in finish, at.d "J inches wider tb.au aijy i ottier mute. 1 1 he citizens ol r.nens burp; ami vicii '.ty are respectfully notified that we make TV. 'OK BINDING and the manufacture of BLANK BOOKS a speciality. AH work executed at moderate rates. j-nunptly fj-Store ( u corner of ("lintcn anil Locust f-treets. iinti.ediat ly opp.vite Foster II rase. J..hustown, Oct24. lSt)7.-tf. CHAIR MANUFACTORY. joilvstowx ALL KINDS OF m Mich as common V;:.dor Chair., Fret B.tc'- Chairs, Vienna Chairs. Bustle Chairs, Rim Backed Chairs, Sociable Ch.iirs, Cant tnt Slain, ROCKING CHAIRS, OF EVERY SIZE SPRING SEA CHAIRS Settees, Lounges. &c.,&c. CABINET FURNITURE ot every description and of latest STYLES. WITH PRICES TO SUIT Till. Tastes of all. Thankful for past favors, he respect fully tolicits a liberal share of public patron age. Clintou Street, Johnstown Cambria Co. Pa. Jan. 31. 18o7. A WORD fko.u JOHNSTOWN! JOJIV J. 9IUKPIIY CO., Have constantly on hand a large and well selected stock of seasonable Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Groceries, and a general variety of MOTION'S, S:c Their btock consists of almost every article usually kept in a retail storo. all of u-Lidi have been t-ele-ted with care and are offered at prices which cannot fail to prove satisfac tory. Call and examine for yourt-elves. Feb. 23. 18G7.-tf. $S HARVEY CHILDS. . , . LOWRIE CHILD3. & CO., H. CIIILDS Wholesale Dealers In BOOTS, SIDES, AID SOLE LEATHER, 133 WOOD STREET. PITTSBURGH, PA. Agents for the sale of "Hope Mill" Cotton Yarn, Bags, P.atting and Carpet Chain. Feb. 23, 1867.-tf. A. C. D I B l; 11 T UOKER Si. tlROTUERS, Manufacturers, and Wholesale Dealers in CITY AND EASTERN MADE BOOTS AND SHOES, No. 432 Market Strrkt. Below Fifth, South Side. - 1'IULAD A. WHOLESALE GROCERS I 9ETER. SIDES. WITU IIIC131AX, IHILI. & CO., WHOLESALE TOBACCO DEALERS, S. K. Cor. Third &, Market Sta., Jan. 22, 1867. P IIJADELPIUA (QRAFF, WAT KIN & VhrJ.nl Tier.?.. CO., Wholesale BOOTS AND SHOES, No. 512 Mabxkt Street, FLEM. HOLUBirY. 1' 111 LA IV A. JJACK to FI11ST PKLNCIPLES BOOTS AND SHOES 0 ilY OWK MAXCFACTCEfi. WHAT I MAKE ICAN VARRANT ! After an experience f more than a year la the pale of Liern made -rork, during whK-h time J have expended more than the profits in lepairing rips and tares, I hare determined to coine back to first principles and hcnocforite corline mv?elf to the manufacture of BOOTS and SHOES lor Men. Youths, Ladies and es. end am now better prepared than ever to pive entire satisfaction in my business. I hate at present in my employ a competent corps ol workmen, and can say without fear o.f contradiction that I can turn out as neat end substantial Boots and Shoes at as modliit pbicls as can be made anywhere in the State. I am h-tving Boots made of th finet French Calfnkin. and within the past month or two have had orders pourinp in upon me from all quarters for this kind of work. The roateri.d in these Boots is the bet to he found iu tin market, and the wf rmar.Vii ., both in nea'ne?a and Ftrenjith, c.-innot be excelled at any other establishment in the country MY TTiAIN ALWAYS ON TIME! All work will be ready for delivery at the time ptomined. AVedJiny-'. visits end cih?r in terestinp or imp'rtHnt occurrences ceJ nt be postponet' through any failure on my pirt to come to time. Good work and moderate prices i my rcetto, and one tri A will couviuce any person thit the motto is well chosen t2T" Repairing of Boots and Shoes attended to promptly and in a workmanlike manner. Thankful for pat favor I feel confident thit my work and prices will c.;mmeriJ me to a cou ULuai.ce and increase of the sme. JOIiN D THOMAS. L'beusburg, May 23. l?G-.-tf. Juhntowu and HiJisbtirg IAEBLE WORK Ilaviiiu HLiaiii taken ch re C tlie 'THIltil J'.UUiC i j x.7. n -J . - . a . J i' which he will cr.eratc in connection iyirs?i' witii nis es'.tusive e-i.ioii.-nnu-ni ni)'l-r' ' j Johnptown, the pu'.-0i':tx r mlopts this ' rf'i jt metho : of ii.f..rm:i.ir the t-it"z.-n? ofytJJL ' Ciin.bri-i ciari'.v, that he kces a con- CL 3. ! statu ?n;'!i!voi t;;e hest ' I T A ! I ft f J iMfl AMrPtfiM MA MAR3LE. -i,:-., w- :a r-r.-nared at Rt:te.J iime in Kbetm full I d force ot exT;er;cnccd und jkiillul workmen, not promise too runc'i when 1 pay t;i.u I c:in fmtiis.'i iiiiy of tlie ui i:oi;i-e, at the lowest T!rev eve Hris. :i'ior pi i'. !es cii short e-;. :m 1 in a style ol Q il-h wiiiv h cannot t u cxeei.eu oy any other mm utacturer i:i the Siute. A larje stock of GlilNDsTONtS on harr.l and for -a'e chrMp. Prompt attention paid to order from a diritar.ee and work put v.p wherever dcrired, or delivered at anv poiut i.uniel JOHN PaHEK. Johnstown, June 4, lS'f. :f. EYE RE TIIE 3IEMOR1 rn i e nd s i) epa n led OF MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES, &c. Tlie suh.-er:r.er still c inticries fo man v.fcttire of the w Yet mattrial an! in the rmt rkmanli e manner, at tha I Lcretto Marble Works, all kind if MONUMENTS AND TOMB- ST(NES, as weil a.s TAPLE and BUREAU '10PS, and all other work in his line. None but. the l-e?t American and Italian MuLIe u.-ed, and perfect sati.--f.ic!ion cuarantf ed t all cases at prices as low as like work e.sri be obtained in the tirk-s or eir-ewhora. Crfi! and see s-peciiviei.s and j'idpe for yonrsei vt-s as to the merits chea;.iet-s ..f my wrk. JAMKS WILKINSON. Lorctto. Match 12. ljS.1v. LI.t'TP, President. JOIiS LLOTII, Cashier. fTRST NATIONAL BANK Ji- OK ALTUOXA. fiOTLUX5IF.T AG a:CY ASD DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY OF TIIE UNITED STATES. Corner Mrainia ant Annie S'reeis, North Ward, Altoona, I'a. Authorized Capital, ----- $C00.Ci'rf Cash Capital paid in, ... - 150,000 Al! business pertaining to Banking done n favorable terms Internal Revenue Stamps of all denomi nations, always on hand. To purchasers of Stamp, percentage, in stamps, will be allowed, as follows : $50 to $100, 2 per cent. ; $100 to $200, 3 per cent ; $200 ami upward, 4 per cent. Jan. 31. 1867 tf. "3 LOID &, CO., Banker), JLd Keksburq, P. Gold, Silver, Government Loans, and other Securities, buht and . !d. Interet-t allowed on Time ieposits. C'l lections made on all accessible points in the United States, and a general Banking business transacted. January 31. 1867. 31. LLOYD & CO., Bankers, Altoosa. Ta. i Drafts on the principal cities and Silver ami uo!d for sale. Odlectiocs made. j Moneys received on deposit, payable on de j in and, without interest, cr upon time, with ! interest at fair rates. anSl. UNION HOUSE, FBENSBURG, Pa., JEROME A. PLOTT, i Propietor, spares no pains to render this hotel worthy of a continuation of the liberal patronage it has heretofore received. His tible will always be furnished with the best the market affords ; his bar with the best cl liquors. His stable is large, and will be attended by an attentive and obliging hostler. Jan SO. ISoS.-tf. T. JAMES' HOTEL, (Conducted on the European Plan.') 405 & 407 Lieextt Stkeet. opposite tub Union Depot, Pittsburgh. Pa. 1A.VES K. LAN All AN, - - - Proprietor. This House is newly built and splendidly furnished, and convenient to all the Rail roads coming into the city. The Fiestaurant connected with this Hotel open at all hours of the day and night. oct.17.-ly. PITTSBURGH STAR, IVo. 429 Liberty Street. OPPOSITE UNION PASSENGER DEPOT, PITTSBURGH, PA. je.ll.-lj. FELIX HEXLY. Prop'r. MOUNTAIN HOUSE, Ebexsbuug It. p. LIISTO-V db CO., Prop'r. The Table is always supplied with the choicest delicacies; te Bab is supplied with choice HtjuorF, and the Stable attended by careful hostlers. Transient visitors accom modatcJ and boarders taken by the week, nonth or year, on reasonable terms. feb21 MERCHANTS' HOTEL. J. & W. C. M'KIBBIN, Proprietors. Fourth St., between Market and Arch, liny 9, 18C7.-ly. PHILADELPHIA,
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