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CAMKRON COUNTY PRKSS, THURSDAY, APRir,6, 1911 Mis Tranfcriess Tli»« late Senator lh»iiht*r snld fhnt !ii politics it paid to in- frank aod with tin- pi" "My pn-derewsor in I hi* wnuie," U* { said, "was John 11 (i'-ar On ow in ea.Hion tin? prohibition spirit wa» run uinu hitch, and a public meeting wan held, with it well known •/(taker a* i chairman Gear wa» invited to the IDeetinj; lie accepted the invitation | The old Quaker called him to the plat i form and said ""We learn that thon dost not belong 1 to any temperance society and also j that thou dost drink liijuor at thy dis j cretion Is this true?" " "Every word of it is true." replied Gear, "but did you ever hear of my doing anything dishonorable?' '"Nay, Mr Gear." replied the old Quaker chairman •nay, we have never ' beard anything else to thy discredit Thy frankness is more to be commend i ■ ed than thy habits But thou hast not lied to us. and we will support thee.' "And they did." said Senator Dol liver, "and elected him too."—Wash i ington Star. Her Bridge Prize. A decided coldness between two wo- I men who had been friends for many years is the result of a mistake made by the maid of one of them who had i had a four table liridjre party one , afternoon recently. In keeping with the custom, she had pri.v Hied a prize 1 for each table, to be brought to the ! card room just before tea was served ! and placed on the tables which bore 1 the corresponding numbers. It was a ! "lovely party" in every respect, with | never a hitch until the woman at No i 3 opened the parcel which was sup- ! 1 posed to contain her trophy of victory ' j over her three competitors, hut which ! ! really con:• ined a pie- eof perfumed ; soap. Unfortunately, the hostess was ; not In the group when the package ' was opened, and much had been said ] before she discovered that the wrong ! | bundle had been brought downstairs.— I New York Tribune. The Seal's Marvelous Instinct. The Instinct of the seal is uitirveious | ; It will leave its young on the Ice in ! | the morning and, going down through | a hole, remain away all day swim- j j ming in search of food. Returning in j the evening. It will locate its offspring ! ! in the same "patch" among hundreds j of thousands of other baby seals not- j withstanding that the ice may hnve i wheeled or drifted fifty or sixty miles j during the day from wind and tide j and notwithstanding that the patch may extend thirty or forty miles frnin 1 one end to the other. Whether this 1 I instinct is of the class that enables i the bird without any mark or chart in i ! a forest with miilious of trees alike to i find its way back with ease and preci sion to its nest 1 do not Know, but It j is one of those wonders in nature i before which human knowledge is I brought to a full stop.—Sir Edward j i Morris in Wide World Magazine. The Jekyll and Hyd® Idea. | "1 was in Stevenson's company." says j Charles Brookfield In "Random Reml -1 niscences." "at the moment that he conceived the germ of the idea of 'Dr | Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.' fie was In i veighlng against a man with whom he had done business and with whom he ' was dissatisfied. The mnn's name was i Samuel Creggan. or something like It 1 Tie's a man who trades on the Sam ! uel,' Stevenson declared. 'He receives you with Samuel's smile on his face, with the gesture of Samuel he Invites you into a chair, with Samuel's eyes 1 cast down In self depreciation he tells you how well satisfied his clients have always been with his dealings, but every now and again you catch a glimpse of the Creggan peeping out like a white ferret. Creggan's the real man; Samuel's only superficial.'" The Louvre. The Louvre dates uwuy back to the | reign of Dagobert In 0-8. In HXM it ' was a prison and In 1304 was made i into a library. The new building was begun by Francis I.in 15'JS and en j larged and adorned by successive kings, principally by Louis XIV. But | It was Napoleon I. who gave the 1 Louvre its real glory. Turning it into a museum. Napoleon deposited in it the finest collection of paintings, stat- j ues and art treasures known In the j world The mnguiti cut buildings of . the new Louvre were begun by Napo- j loon I.and completed by Napoleon ill I i ahont 1857. Not an Inviting Ideal. "My son," said 1 linker as be pointed . to the ivy in front 'if the cottage, "at j ! ways lie llko the viae—climb." The little boy was thoughtful. "1 don't think I'd liko to be like that | vine," he responded seriously. *Aud why hot. Tommy V* "'Cause If I was I'd be h porch i illmber."-•Mcag > News ■" ■ Trimming Him Down a Little. Klderly Swell What has become of the aw the other pretty manicure ( lady I used to see at this hotel Comely (inmsel I pre-nine you menu my mother Abe's looking after n husband uud a houseful of > hildren What cau I do for yon. *lrT I'hli :ie« ; Tribune Breaking It Gently. Her*anl You ;."t eh>-.i it'll »lien yon bought h chlny vase, mum MlstreHK llow cheated*' Kerv:int Why. It; 1 weak It busted ail to suia<h the first time I dropped It Toledo Hindi A Good Jake "What Is a »r<» d Jok. "Any |id ynit 'live r< <<t that makes toll IM tie ,11 •' oil ill iu'l think of it youriMdf"- hung*. I' (.11 .r .(111 1 • I t I ri Mile* ' I ; Hietorio Beauties. The famous beaut ic-. of the world are wiso when they leave no portraits of themselves. Tako Marguerite of Va lois. She was an immoral, dishonor able, criminal, scheming, unscrupulous vlllalness, but she wns dowered with such charm that there was not n jailer or an enemy she could not charm when she tried. No. nor a woman not even the wives of her lovers. Men came from every country, taking year long Journeys, only to see her and went away, after a little glimpse, saying they had "seen loveliness itself." Then one sees her portraits. Too much fore head. not enough eyebrow, u straight nose and expressive mouth (In one pic ture a lovely mouth)—and that Is ail. Mary, queen of Scots, was very lovely --three kingdoms battled because of her beauty- and yet her pictures le I /e one cold. Fouehe said her portrait showed every trait of the lowest crim inal type. That was before he knew whose picture he criticised.—London j Truth. Lost Meanings. "Those who care for the beginnings of things may be glad that the quill pen survives to remind us that the original pen was plucked from a bird," 1 observes a writer. "Germans and 1 Frenchmen are in no danger of for i getting that, thanks to their respec tive words 'feder' and 'plume,' but the English 'pen' suggests a feather only ' when one chooses to think about it \ and recall the Latin 'penna.' Almost | all our writing materials are no longer i what etymologically they profess to i be. Faper Is no longer made of pa- I pyrus; a pencil Is not a little tail 'penieillus,' like a camel's hair brush; ' the 'lead' of a lead pencil is not lead, and the 'lndia rubber' with which we ; erase its marks does not and never | did come from India. Even of parch j ment there is probably not a fragment j In the country, except, perhaps, In a museum and coming from I'ergamum, j In Asia."—Chicago News. Life In the Icy Arctic. In the morning I was generally the 1 one to waken first and would either j start the alcohol lamp myself or call | Astrup for that purpose. Our morning | meal consisted of a lump of pemml i can, six biscuits, two ounces of butter i and two cups of tea each. As soon as j this was finished everything was re j packed on the sledge. I then read the I odometer, aneroid and thermometer i 1 and, taking the guidon, which had i | waved and fluttered over the kitchen i throughout our hours of rest, from its | place, stepped forward and the next j march was commenced. After from \ four to six hours of marching we would halt for half an hour to eat our ! 1 simple lunch of pemmlcan and give ! the dogs a rest and then after four to six hours of traveling halt again and ' repeat the already described route. — j j Robert E. Peary, "The Great White j I Journey." Got Rid of the Scum. I She was a city bride who had never | before taken a hand In housekeeping and knew but little about things in the kitchen. A few mornings ago she got ■ after the milkman. "What's the matter with your milk?" ■he said, with great vehemence. "I don't know,"he replied. "What do you find wrong with It?" "Well," she said, "every morning It Is covered with a nasty yellow scum." j "And what do you do with the scum?" "Why, I skim It off, of course, and throw It In the garbage can."—Farm ers' Guide. Sacrificing the Woman. That Carlyle could contemplate with equanimity being unpniised, unmoney ed and neglected all his life, that he required neither the world's pudding nor Its breath and could be happy without them, was pardonable and per haps commendable. That be should expect another person to share this unmoneyed, puddlngless and rather forlorn condition was scarcely con sistent with such lofty principles. Men may sacrifice themselvc t they please, to Intuglned high duties uud ambitions, but they have no right to marry wives and sacrifice them.—Exchange I How People Die. lc Is estimated that the arerage ! duration of human life Is thirty-three years. A quarter of the people die dur ing the seventh year and half before the seventeenth. Of every 1.000 per sons one ouly reaches 100 years, six lu 100 get to OT> and one in 800 to 80. It Is furthe- ununited that throughout the world 80,000,000 die annually, 138.- 000 a day. nearly ti.OOO an l:cur, 90 a minute, or three In every two seconds. Discretion. Wife (whose husband, the local mayor, has Just been knighted)— Have you heard from the man who offered to truce our pedigree? Husband—Yes; he has found out more than enough. Wife- What did you pay him? Hus band Fifty pounds —to bold his tongue!—l.ondoM Opinion. The Desideratum. "Georirw, what do you hnve to do wheu you draw some money out of • hituk?" asked an Innocent young wife. "You have to put some money lu the hank beforehand," replied the bus baud "That's always been my ex perience!" A Friendly Tip. "My husband ulvtays Is the severest critic of the trowns I wear" "Well, judiilug from what I have heard, he lis* togo some if he Is Chi' «*u llecord Herald I'rejtidii e. which >—m what II pIfSSH. annul what Is plain 4nbr< y du ■ " M»M. Thuii.p.or,, b ir I H.li'vtlr, S t'',»lll«. N. I , wrli'H "I c»n ~, I HB W <1 I '1 5 is ■ ll"; d . all cl.m. tor I ' »r s. 11. I»«?..r. | V 1,10 4 £ ■ 1 ■ K>*<-u l(o«k W. VA writ " ThfT Kl*» stilvrritl n».|a M A ■ H k |J W ■ fMiuD." I»r. H. I>. M. Hill. .fkiburi, T. Un ■HikHm J ■ ■'la • pr>.Mloa of Mr« r..ut>4 so r i., Sold in emporium by L. Taggart and K. C D. Jtot RJL J rno rpr* LAMDI I T *' I#OPTnIOMTa i#h mrr *miwiww.r Anyone Minding a nketch and description quickly ascertmil our ofiint«in free wh«th«r <UJ nivniiMtin in probnblf patentable. C>)mimnlca mm mm m mmm m m m a mm i twtfisntrtctljrroiindoiitlal. HANDBOOK on Pit out* WW I If I ■ free * agency for norm ringj»at«nte. 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