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His System of Self Defense,
"nave you ever studied the art of
self defense?" said a .voting fellow to
a man of uiagnitieent physhpie and
noble bearing.
The elder man looked at his ques
tioner with a quiet smile and then an
swereil thoughtfully:
"Yes. I have studied and pVttetieed
it."
"Ah!" said the other eagerly "Win>■*>■
system did you adopt?"
"Solomon's," was the reply
Somewhat abashed, the y■> • fii nam
mered out: "Solomon's* Wit.:! is ili>
special point of his - -tent of train
lng?"
"Briefly this." replied the other: " W
soft answer turneth away w-.-ith'"
For the moment the yotinu III.MI tell
an inclination to laugh and to !.ed a
his friend anxiously to see whether !<•
was serious. But a glance at the a<*
complished athlete was enough, and
soon a very different sei of feelings
came over the youth as his muscular
companion added, with silent empha
sis, "Try it." Christian Endeavor
World.
The "Green Flash" at Sunset.
A correspondent writes that during
the course of a voyage when midway
between Marseilles and the strait of
Bonifacio a "green Hash" was seen at
sunset The sky was perfectly clear
after a cloudless day, with little wind.
As the stiii approached the horizon the
line 'twixt sea and sky for about forty
five degrees each side of the sun be
came suffused with a rich dull rose
pink, and the waves reflected a mar
velous ruby shade on their surfaces
facing the sunset, while the other
faces were an opalescent blue or green
from the upper sky. The two colors
flashed and changed in a marvelous
way. Such intensity of coloring had
never been seen by those on board.
The sun set clean Into the sea, and
about ten (or less) seconds after it had
disappeared a bright green single flash,
just like a railway signal lamp, but
brighter far, met our view and re
warded our watching for it. —Symons'
Meteorological Magazine.
A Good Creed.
To be able to look every man square
ly in the eyes; to make friends and
hold them; to keep drain of mind and
body; to smile at ill fortune; to laugh
at my mistakes; to frown when temp
tation comes avisiting; to be ready
with a word of cheer when that word
will help; to strive to develop to the
utmost the heart, head and hand
qualities endowed by the Ruler over
all; to hold all women in respect and
to love one: to weave the thread of
eternal optimism Into the lives of all
with whom I may come in contact: to
worship nature and the Great Spirit
that conceived it all—in a word, to play
the game of life with a steady hand
and a qualmless conscience and a real
desire to be of service—that is my re
ligion. And. say, if I can live up to
the mark, don't you think I've corralled
about all the creed that Is necessary?—
Backbone Monthly.
A Stream of Water.
A high pressure jet of water will
bowl over a man as easily as a box of
matches and leave him half stunned.
It will even turn a bullet from its path.
Experiments have shown that a jet of
water can be produced at such a high
pressure that it becomes practically a
bar of Iron. Swords have been blunted
in attempting to cut through these ex
tra high pressure jets. Some years ago
an armed thief attempted to hold up a
high official of the Bank of England in
his private office. The official man
aged to get out of the room unharmed
and locked the door. A resourceful at
tendant brought the fire hose. He
opened the door sufficiently to Insert
the nozzle. In a few minutes the
would be thief was picked up sense
less.—Penrson's Weekly.
The Lion and the Lamb.
He was a gentleman of the old school
—never mind his wrinkled brown skin
and wrinkled brown clothes—and it
was with the most distinguished po
liteness that he gave his order to the
butcher man:
"De madam say please to cut her
two lam' chops fum de lion, suh."
The butcher man jerked a loin from
a hook, and his customer watched him
cut into it. And a waiting woman said
to herself:
"Addition forty-eleven to the litera
ture of the lion and the iamb."—Wash
ington Star.
His Denomination.
Dean de Moulin of Trinity cathedral
told this bright little story during one
of his delightful talks not long ago:
A man was asked to what religious
denomination be belonged.
He thought it over.
"Why," he presently replied, "I be
lieve It is the Episcopal church I stay
away from."—Cleveland Plain Dealer
A Misinterpreted Question.
A young Canadian visited Washing
ton one winter to spend tlie holidays
with a pretty cousin and her family.
As lie was motoring with his pretty
cousin one afternoon she said to him:
"Do you have reindeer In Canada?"
"No, darling," he answered quickly.
"At tills season it always snows."
He Wasn't Afraid.
When Bishop Phillips Brooks was
"commanded."-as the phrase goes, to
apeak before the queen some one ask
ed If he was afraid "No." he replied.
HinlUtig; "I have preached before inv
mother."
Not Ssrioua.
"lltmbntid. I found o lock of hair
utnoug vMur old papers | never utive
It to jroa."
"You needn't worry I don't remetu
T<er>\|.| dill" I.OIIIKVIIIC Courier Jour
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Two Historio Drinks.
Sir Philip Sidney received his death
wound before the walls of Zutpben on
Sept. 22, ISSO. Parched with thirst.
|ie called for a drink. As he was
putting the bottle to his inouth his
eyes fell upon a desperately wounded
soldier who as he was being carried
past threw him longing glances,
"which Sir Pblllp perceiving took the
bottle froui his lips before he drank
and delivered to the poor man with
these words: 'Thy necessity is greater
than mine.' "
At the buttle of Ravenna in 1512.
when the allied Spanish and papal
forces were defeated by the renowned
Gaston de Folx, Duniolard, one of his
captains, played a conspicuous part.
After a gallant charge, by which he
bad driven back the enemy, he deter
mined to publicly drink the health of
his enemy's brave ally, Jacob von
Empser, the leader of the ft,ooo Ger
man lasquenets. Wine was brought
upon the field, and, having sat down,
each hero filled his goblet. At that
moment, while they were In the very
act of pledging each other's health, a
c-nnon ball from the enemy's lines
killed them both.
Quick and Cheap Legal Work.
The Frer i tribunal of commerce is
presided over by a judge without a
jury. The plaintiff's lawyer argues
his own caso before the judge, simply
to show that he has a case and the
nature of iu The defendant does not
plead, but if he can disputes the facts.
If the judge considers there is no case
he dismisses the plaintiff. In the con
trary case ho appoints an assessor out
of a dozen chosen yearly of the town's
reputed merchants to decide upon it
The following day the assessor calls
the parties to his room in the court. He
bears each of them separately without
any lawyers. Within fifteen minutes
he gathers their documents and dis
misses them. Two or three days later
he communicates his judgment to the
solicitors through the court, and the
business Is ended. The costs of law
yers and the court fees come to about
£6 a side. The same case In England
would take six months at least and
cost no less than £l5O for a claim of
£so.—London Mall.
When Bismarck Went Dry.
Bismarck was not without supersti
tion, and this always was noticeable
on the eve of the new year. From 9
o'clock that night until after midnight
he would not take water iu any cir
cumstances from a glass. It was an
ancient tradition In the cnanceilor's
family that any one who set the legend
at defiance would pass through a seri
ous illness. If another tradition is true
the observance of the family legend
must have been a sore trouble to the
iron chancellor, for the Paris contem
porary from which we take the fore
going says that Bismarck not only
loved war. but beer and wines, espe
cially French wines. lie was not
averse to punch and grog, but on New
lear's eve grog was under the ban, for
It contains water.—London Globe.
Gambling In Wood.
"To most people my business would
seem to be devoid of chances," said a
dealer in fine woods, "yet as a matter
of fact I know of nothing that Is more
of a gamble. On every log of wood we
buy we take a chance that the Inside
Is as good as the outside. At a recent
auction of fine woods in London my
partner nnd I paid $9,000 for a mahog
any log that looked all right so far as
we could tell. If the inside was sound
we stood to make a good profit, but
worm holes or rotten spots at the core
would mean a heavy loss. Not until
we got the log to this country and got
It opened up could we be certain. As
a matter of fact this particular log
was perfect, and we cleaned up $3,000
on the deal. But it was gambling pure
and simple."—New York Sun.
Not From Politeness.
This was heard In an overcrowded
Boston elevated train:
"Say, Dick," said the young man
whose football tactics had won him a
strap in the rush—"say, Dick, I've
been riding in on the 'L' every morn
ing except Sundays and holidays for
two years, and I've never given up a
seat to a lady yet."
"You're a polite one," sneered Dick.
"Nothing of the kind," retorted the
young man. "I've never had a seat to
give up."—Boston Post.
Sweet Sarcasm.
"Daddy, what makes your nose so
dreadfully red?" asked a little boy of
his father one day at dinner.
"The east wind, of course!" the
father answered gruffly. "Pass that
decanter and don't talk so much."
"Yes, Tommy," said the boy's moth
er sweetly, "pass your father the east
wind and be careful not to spill any
on the tablecloth!"— London Mall.
His "Turnout."
Clerkley—lsn't this earlier than your
usual time forgoing home?
Barkley—Yes. but my wife said if I
came out by the 3:45 she'd meet me
with the carriage.
"I didn't know you kept n horse and
carriage."
"Ei^-er—it's a baby and carriage."
On* Marked Difference.
As we understand It, the difference
between erand opera and the other
kind Is that there Is very little of the
former that cau be whistled.—Albany
Journal.
Tommy's Congratulations.
HeKttle—Tominy. do you know I'm
go IUK to nuirry your sister? Tommy—
Then I think I'll go and congratulate
mother.
Ma lieu drinks one-half of Its own
polHon Heneeit.
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