Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, August 18, 1910, Image 10
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I Home of Hart, Shaffner & Marx Clothes I Jasper Harris, I The People's Clothing House I Opposite Post Office, EMPORIUM, PA. HARVESTING IMPLEMENTS FROM Tl*E BE >T x FACTORIES, pT I Jly I " '* WE KF.F.P THK LEADING MAKES OF IIAKVESTING MACHINERY. DON'T PVTOFF BUYING YOUR MACHIN ERY. FOR WHEN YOUR CROPS RIPEN THEY WON'T W Al I V OR YOU. WE HAVF A FULL LINE OF HAY RAKES. HAY FORKS. SCYTHES. SCYTHE SNATCHES. SCYTHE STONES. HAY ROPE. ALL SUES AND PULLEYS FOR SAME. WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE REPAIRS NEC ESSARYtOR THE FOLLOWING MACHINES: MC COR. MICK. DEERING. CHAMPION AND MILWAUKEE HAR MINI. MACHINERY m ALL KINDS ORDER ALL REPAIRS EARL Y SO YOU WILL HESURE I AND HAVE I HF.M W HF.N YOU W ANT THFM. WE CARRY A COMPLETE LINE OF HARDW ARE OF ALL KINDS. ROOFING AND BUILDING PAPER. WD WILL APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS WHETHER I.ARf.F. OR SMALL AND INVITE YOU AT Al.l. 11M ► NTO LOOK OVER OUR STOCK WHETHER YOU BUY OR NOT. 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Life on Panama Canal has bad one frightful drawback—mala ria trouble—that has brought suffering and death to thousands. The genus cause chills, fever and ague, biliousness, jaundice, lassitude, weakness and gene ral debility. But Kiectrie Hitters never fail to destroy them aud euro malaria troubles. '"Three bottles completely cured me of a very severe attack of malaria," writes Win. A. Fretwell, of Lucama, N. C., "and I've had good health ever since." Cure Stomach, Liver and Kidney Troubles, and prevent Typhoid, 50c. Guaranteed by all drug gists. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 1910. Antiquity at Shorthand. Shorthand if i«pt ii> tie looked upot u« nu essentially modern ntt. Tin predecessors of t'irmiiii— I tyro m In thi eighteenth century, Musna In the sev oiitei'ntli- are dim and distant tigurei beyond which It seems useless to von turo Cicero dictated Ids orations t< his fre. dinnn. T. Tuillus I'lro. and vva< ineousolubie when temporarily deprlv ed of Ills services. He complained It a letter to a friend that, while "Tir< t a lies down wbol£ phrases in a few signs, Spiutlmrus (iii.s provisional sub stitutei only writes in syllables." W< need not. however, suppose that tin "notae Tlroninnae" were actually in rented by the t'reodwan In question As M. Guenin points out, the Roman: created very few of the arts of peace contenting themselves, as a rule, by copying from the Greeks M. Guenin however, indicates the banks of tlit Nile as tIK cradle of the art.—T. P.'< Loudon Weekly. A Benevolent Censor. A trio of young ladies spent somt weeks last year at an out of the way village in the mountain region. TbeJ found the village postmaster a quaint old character, whose ways were as ori ginai as they were startling, so thai the daily trip to the postofHce becanit a real event. "Is there any mail for us. major?' asked one of the young ladies as she appeared at the window one morning "No; thej ain't a thing for you ail this mawnin'. Miss Mary," was there ply. "They wasn't nothin' come foi you but a letter that looked like adver tisin', an' so I opened it, and surt enough it was jest some advertisement about somethin' or other, and I says to myself, says I, 'Now, Miss Mary don't want to tote such stuff as that home with her,' and so I throwed It in the waste box."—Youth's Companion. Snuff and a Crook. Robert Pinkerton once told a story of bis father, the founder of the de tective agency, which illustrates tht elder Pinkerton's caution. A noted criminal was detained in Pinkerton's Chicago otiice. The elder Pinkertot! left the room and when he returned took the precaution of holding a re volver in front of liliu ready for use. lie saw the criminal standing by tht door with a snuffbox he bad picket] up from Pinkerton's desk in his hand "This is good snuff," affably re marked the crook us he took a sniff. "For the eyes or the nose?" asked Pinkerton, who knew that the crook had inteuded to blind him In an effort to escape. "Well," remarked the criminal, "I'm sorry to say that the uose gets It this time." Appius Claudius. Appliis Claudius, surnamed Caecu« (the blind), was a Hotnan statesman who lived during the third century be fore the Christian era. lie was a Ro man censor, 312 to 308, and consul 307 to 290. He commenced the Ap plan way and completed the Appiat aqueduct. From his Itoman juris prudence, oratory, grammar and La tit prose date their beginnlug. He abol ished the limitation of the full righi of citizeushlp to Inndtsl proprietors In his olti age he is said to have be come blind, whence hU cognomer "Caecus." lie was the author ol works In both prose aud verse, ol which almost nothing is known. No Pur* Water. Owing to the extremely solvent en, pure water is never found in o£ ture, the nearest approach being fount in rainwater, which, as It is formed If the upper regions of the atmosphere Is the purest that uature supplies, bu' in descending It brings with It what ever impurities are floating near th< surface, which lu the neighborhood 0i cities are always numerous; hence per feetly pure water is hurdly to be found even the artificially distilled being only approximately so. Where to Begin. "Look here," said the reforming bus band; "we must have things arraugct In this house so that we shall know just where everything Is kept." "With nil my heart." sweetly an nwered his wife, "and let us beglu will your late hours, my love. I shoult very much like to know where the) are kept."—Stray Stories. A Boomerang. "Call that art!" exclaimed a woult be critic, pointing to a painting In 112 studio. "If that daub I* u work of art then I'm an Idiot!" "The latter part of your statement,' rejoined the artist calmly, "would seen to furnish conclusive proof that It Is I work of art." Rivals. She—John Is a very considerate stir* of fellow. Isn't he? lie ithe rlvall- Oh. yes. very! lie has that keen tae> uud luting sympathy width a chauf feur dUplaya toward a helpless crip pie.- Life. Blank Verte. Poet Yo<! published a poem of mini last week You |>ay according lo tin kind of verse, don't you? Editor—Ye* George, give the gentleman a blae l rtie<k Judge A Good Raaion "What makes you think, sir, that I will not lw elite to support your (laugh tor?" "Well, I haven't l.een able to tuy self " Tightly Tied, "That man's numey Is all tied up.'' "Poor fellow! Can't grt at It, eh 112 "Oh. y*» All he has to do is to until Mi money hay "■ .fudge Her Goociby. She was 01K' u: ti' very effusive Indies who o< cuHlontilly infest newspaper olllces. uud sin- hud been admitted Into the suuftum of the man aging editor of the paper nu whi.'i Honjei Davenport * ; i< < arti»inisi. ri riles the Saturday Kveuitii: i'oM N: Davenport was In the room utiit:l. 1 time Wl, it the time < fur hei d parture sin nrM ; r .-1 . . ic 1 .112 the uiannglng editor. «ijin; •«: . Mr. Ni'es. goodliv!" Then turning to the issl-\- nt in aging editor -die n'sn <|iook • ;• fuslvely by the liiiii 1. eicluinilii.: "CJoodb.v. Mr Bliss. -t;o' dii.v!' Duvenport came next lien w.is no escape for him. , "lienr Mi |iav. u fiort. goodhy!" she ern-U Willi all t;ie delicate siinditis of a trugeilv .]iie"n There was silence tor a uinineut lift er she hnd Rotie. Then Davenport found his roice. "Where is slip no InK - '" be asked. "Up to Ninety-third street," replied the assistant manuring editor. "SulTerinK eats!" drawled Daven ftort. ""W'hnt should have happened it she had been noing to One Hundr- I and Twenty-fifth street?" She Har.ded It Back. A noted doctor believes In training children to reason for themselves, and this policy he carries out with his own child, a little irirl of eight, and he tells a story in connection with her with great glee "My dear," he to her. "I saw something today that I hope I shall never be pnlned to hear of you doing" "What was that, papa?" the daugh ter asked. "1 saw little Mary (Joodglrl stick her tongue out at a man today." The child, evidently thinking that it was an occasion to tell of the faults of the other girl, said: "Papa, I saw Mary"— The doctor Interrupted and told the clilid she must not gossip and if she knew anything that was not nice about anybody she must keep it to herself. The child looked at her father and then said quickly: "Well. papa, why did you tell me about Mary?" The physician wns so surprised he could not answer.—Philadelphia Times. Hit Only Blemish. Wheo the pious looking lady entered the London blrdshop and stated her need of a talking parrot the proprietor "reckoned e'd got the werry thing the lady wanted" "Course, ma'am," he said, "you don't want a wulgar bird This 'ere one, uow, was brought over by a missionary. Talks like a reg'la 'ymn book, 'e does. 1 wouldn't let 'lm go if I didn't think you'd give 'lni a re spectable 'oine. Thirty-live shillings that bird, ma'am." "You'll soon know!" screeched Pol ly. "You'll soon know!" "Dear nie! How quaint!" gushed the lady, and 35 shillings changed hands "What due® h*» mean by 'you'll soon know,' 1 wonder?" "It's 'is only blemish, ma'am." smiled the birdshop man. "'E's got it Into 'ls 'ead that every one's won derful anxious to tint! out wot a mis fcionnry sei when 'e 'its 'ls thumb with a 'amnier." What Sh* Missed. Six-year-old Ituth was very unhappy because one of her many wants had been denied, tier pupa was clvlng bet a lecture aud said, "You have every thing that most little girls have, aud 1 don't think there Is another little girl In town has more than you." "Olu yes," said Ruth. "Alice has." "What has slie that you have not?* said papa, "Well. I guess Bho had a ride to het grandma's funeral."—Exchange. The Serpent'* Venom. A physician while talking with a group of friends remarked: "It Is com IUUU to hear people speak about p'>i sonous serpents. Serpents are nevei poisonous; they are venomous. .\ JHIIHOU cannot be taken Internally with j out bad effect*; a venom can. Veii«ini» lo be effective have to be Injected dl ' reclly Into the circulation, and this I* the iuaunt*r lu which the snake kill- Their venom taken Internally W In nocuous." The Weapon He Needed. An excited rlllr.en burst fnintlcnllj ' Into the |ml|ce station. "My llfe'a It' . dancerf* U«* cried "I've Just received n threatening letter from the niack I llniitl and I want a permit to carry a ! weapon." "All right, »lr." replied the captain i "I'll give pm a permit to carry a fat that''* the weapon you need; »om« thing tll.it "'lll keep you Ciml."—t 111 1 rago News. An Odd Apology. This la the chiHslc apology of s cele | bratcil atatcMioan of the Inst genera (lon "Mr Speaker. In the heat of de ; bate I staled thut the right holtornbO gentleman opposite was a dlshoneal ' anil unprluclpUsl adventurer I liav« | uow. lu a moment, to state thai | I atu tarry tor it." The flewator Man's Joke. Ilolilie I guena the elevator Is out ol urilcr Wlint Is thai uu the door iHii.lat The elevator uoiu must i»> t hit at a wsg II aays. "I'lease pardor 1 tur for m>t rlalng."- Ituatou Transcript He4gin«. I'lergyinau Will you take this wo man until death) l'ros|>ect|ve Hrtde dtiMiin bill there any minimum »• « teme'f New Vork l're»* The envious man pine* In pieuty. lilt* Tantalus up to the chin In water ant yet thirsty T Artnr » 1 IIIII—HHMI WHIM I IH3AG>H»FMIB Ih. s. lioydl The First Requisite in writing is that the paper li*, -CV 112 used be above criticism. I; I f ''' - jffl&ip Your stationary should reflect | . your taste, character and reflne i -flu ,r .s>.•. j>'Vv . . .. ment, and convey your personal fp J: % : ; ity. 5® a The Eaton, Crane Pike Writing I'iVi Paper tare always the flrat choice I _*. }/i of discriminating people. They \ -''*s Jjl yy ore by far the finest social corres- I" 71 IyS pondence papers made. They are first in quality, and absolutely v ffiSl. correct in style. Thsir artistic painty boxing adds much to I their geneial attractiveness. C >me in and let as show you our line of tha j ntly popular FATON CRANE & PIKE papers. H. 5. LLOYD, Masaaif Slo;, «l R b* STYLE SHOW IS ON t Alfred Benjamin & Co's New Vork Styles Correct Clothes for Men and Young Men for the Spring Season of 1910 from ° VerCOats $lO tO 22 Bovs and Children's <£9 112 _ Suits from V L 10 $0 Full line of Furnishings, Hats, Caps and DOUGLAS SHOES. Benjamin Clothes R. SEGER &GO KMPORIUM, PA. Millinery To close out our sea son's goods we have re duced the price from 1-3 to 1-2 on all Trimmed Hats. 25 per cent, on all Untrimmed Hats and Flowers. We carry noth-1 ing over from one season to another. Everything must go regardless of cost LUDLAMS