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Antiquity at Shorthand.
Shorthand if i«pt ii> tie looked upot
u« nu essentially modern ntt. Tin
predecessors of t'irmiiii— I tyro m In thi
eighteenth century, Musna In the sev
oiitei'ntli- are dim and distant tigurei
beyond which It seems useless to von
turo Cicero dictated Ids orations t<
his fre. dinnn. T. Tuillus I'lro. and vva<
ineousolubie when temporarily deprlv
ed of Ills services. He complained It
a letter to a friend that, while "Tir<
t a lies down wbol£ phrases in a few
signs, Spiutlmrus (iii.s provisional sub
stitutei only writes in syllables." W<
need not. however, suppose that tin
"notae Tlroninnae" were actually in
rented by the t'reodwan In question
As M. Guenin points out, the Roman:
created very few of the arts of peace
contenting themselves, as a rule, by
copying from the Greeks M. Guenin
however, indicates the banks of tlit
Nile as tIK cradle of the art.—T. P.'<
Loudon Weekly.
A Benevolent Censor.
A trio of young ladies spent somt
weeks last year at an out of the way
village in the mountain region. TbeJ
found the village postmaster a quaint
old character, whose ways were as ori
ginai as they were startling, so thai
the daily trip to the postofHce becanit
a real event.
"Is there any mail for us. major?'
asked one of the young ladies as she
appeared at the window one morning
"No; thej ain't a thing for you ail
this mawnin'. Miss Mary," was there
ply. "They wasn't nothin' come foi
you but a letter that looked like adver
tisin', an' so I opened it, and surt
enough it was jest some advertisement
about somethin' or other, and I says
to myself, says I, 'Now, Miss Mary
don't want to tote such stuff as that
home with her,' and so I throwed It in
the waste box."—Youth's Companion.
Snuff and a Crook.
Robert Pinkerton once told a story
of bis father, the founder of the de
tective agency, which illustrates tht
elder Pinkerton's caution. A noted
criminal was detained in Pinkerton's
Chicago otiice. The elder Pinkertot!
left the room and when he returned
took the precaution of holding a re
volver in front of liliu ready for use.
lie saw the criminal standing by tht
door with a snuffbox he bad picket]
up from Pinkerton's desk in his hand
"This is good snuff," affably re
marked the crook us he took a sniff.
"For the eyes or the nose?" asked
Pinkerton, who knew that the crook
had inteuded to blind him In an effort
to escape.
"Well," remarked the criminal, "I'm
sorry to say that the uose gets It this
time."
Appius Claudius.
Appliis Claudius, surnamed Caecu«
(the blind), was a Hotnan statesman
who lived during the third century be
fore the Christian era. lie was a Ro
man censor, 312 to 308, and consul
307 to 290. He commenced the Ap
plan way and completed the Appiat
aqueduct. From his Itoman juris
prudence, oratory, grammar and La tit
prose date their beginnlug. He abol
ished the limitation of the full righi
of citizeushlp to Inndtsl proprietors
In his olti age he is said to have be
come blind, whence hU cognomer
"Caecus." lie was the author ol
works In both prose aud verse, ol
which almost nothing is known.
No Pur* Water.
Owing to the extremely solvent
en, pure water is never found in o£
ture, the nearest approach being fount
in rainwater, which, as It is formed If
the upper regions of the atmosphere
Is the purest that uature supplies, bu'
in descending It brings with It what
ever impurities are floating near th<
surface, which lu the neighborhood 0i
cities are always numerous; hence per
feetly pure water is hurdly to be found
even the artificially distilled being only
approximately so.
Where to Begin.
"Look here," said the reforming bus
band; "we must have things arraugct
In this house so that we shall know
just where everything Is kept."
"With nil my heart." sweetly an
nwered his wife, "and let us beglu will
your late hours, my love. I shoult
very much like to know where the)
are kept."—Stray Stories.
A Boomerang.
"Call that art!" exclaimed a woult
be critic, pointing to a painting In 112
studio. "If that daub I* u work of art
then I'm an Idiot!"
"The latter part of your statement,'
rejoined the artist calmly, "would seen
to furnish conclusive proof that It Is I
work of art."
Rivals.
She—John Is a very considerate stir*
of fellow. Isn't he? lie ithe rlvall-
Oh. yes. very! lie has that keen tae>
uud luting sympathy width a chauf
feur dUplaya toward a helpless crip
pie.- Life.
Blank Verte.
Poet Yo<! published a poem of mini
last week You |>ay according lo tin
kind of verse, don't you? Editor—Ye*
George, give the gentleman a blae l
rtie<k Judge
A Good Raaion
"What makes you think, sir, that I
will not lw elite to support your (laugh
tor?"
"Well, I haven't l.een able to tuy
self "
Tightly Tied,
"That man's numey Is all tied up.''
"Poor fellow! Can't grt at It, eh 112
"Oh. y*» All he has to do is to until
Mi money hay "■ .fudge
Her Goociby.
She was 01K' u: ti' very
effusive Indies who o< cuHlontilly infest
newspaper olllces. uud sin- hud been
admitted Into the suuftum of the man
aging editor of the paper nu whi.'i
Honjei Davenport * ; i< < arti»inisi. ri
riles the Saturday Kveuitii: i'oM N:
Davenport was In the room utiit:l. 1
time Wl, it the time < fur hei d
parture sin nrM ; r .-1 . . ic 1 .112
the uiannglng editor. «ijin; •«: .
Mr. Ni'es. goodliv!"
Then turning to the issl-\- nt in
aging editor -die n'sn <|iook • ;•
fuslvely by the liiiii 1. eicluinilii.:
"CJoodb.v. Mr Bliss. -t;o' dii.v!'
Duvenport came next lien w.is
no escape for him. , "lienr Mi |iav. u
fiort. goodhy!" she ern-U Willi all t;ie
delicate siinditis of a trugeilv .]iie"n
There was silence tor a uinineut lift
er she hnd Rotie. Then Davenport
found his roice. "Where is slip no
InK - '" be asked.
"Up to Ninety-third street," replied
the assistant manuring editor.
"SulTerinK eats!" drawled Daven
ftort. ""W'hnt should have happened it
she had been noing to One Hundr- I
and Twenty-fifth street?"
She Har.ded It Back.
A noted doctor believes In training
children to reason for themselves, and
this policy he carries out with his own
child, a little irirl of eight, and he tells
a story in connection with her with
great glee
"My dear," he to her. "I saw
something today that I hope I shall
never be pnlned to hear of you doing"
"What was that, papa?" the daugh
ter asked.
"1 saw little Mary (Joodglrl stick her
tongue out at a man today."
The child, evidently thinking that it
was an occasion to tell of the faults
of the other girl, said:
"Papa, I saw Mary"—
The doctor Interrupted and told the
clilid she must not gossip and if she
knew anything that was not nice about
anybody she must keep it to herself.
The child looked at her father and
then said quickly:
"Well. papa, why did you tell me
about Mary?"
The physician wns so surprised he
could not answer.—Philadelphia Times.
Hit Only Blemish.
Wheo the pious looking lady entered
the London blrdshop and stated her
need of a talking parrot the proprietor
"reckoned e'd got the werry thing the
lady wanted" "Course, ma'am," he
said, "you don't want a wulgar bird
This 'ere one, uow, was brought over
by a missionary. Talks like a reg'la
'ymn book, 'e does. 1 wouldn't let 'lm
go if I didn't think you'd give 'lni a re
spectable 'oine. Thirty-live shillings
that bird, ma'am."
"You'll soon know!" screeched Pol
ly. "You'll soon know!"
"Dear nie! How quaint!" gushed the
lady, and 35 shillings changed hands
"What due® h*» mean by 'you'll soon
know,' 1 wonder?"
"It's 'is only blemish, ma'am."
smiled the birdshop man. "'E's got
it Into 'ls 'ead that every one's won
derful anxious to tint! out wot a mis
fcionnry sei when 'e 'its 'ls thumb with
a 'amnier."
What Sh* Missed.
Six-year-old Ituth was very unhappy
because one of her many wants had
been denied, tier pupa was clvlng bet
a lecture aud said, "You have every
thing that most little girls have, aud 1
don't think there Is another little girl
In town has more than you."
"Olu yes," said Ruth. "Alice has."
"What has slie that you have not?*
said papa,
"Well. I guess Bho had a ride to het
grandma's funeral."—Exchange.
The Serpent'* Venom.
A physician while talking with a
group of friends remarked: "It Is com
IUUU to hear people speak about p'>i
sonous serpents. Serpents are nevei
poisonous; they are venomous. .\
JHIIHOU cannot be taken Internally with j
out bad effect*; a venom can. Veii«ini»
lo be effective have to be Injected dl '
reclly Into the circulation, and this I*
the iuaunt*r lu which the snake kill-
Their venom taken Internally W In
nocuous."
The Weapon He Needed.
An excited rlllr.en burst fnintlcnllj '
Into the |ml|ce station. "My llfe'a It' .
dancerf* U«* cried "I've Just received
n threatening letter from the niack I
llniitl and I want a permit to carry a !
weapon."
"All right, »lr." replied the captain i
"I'll give pm a permit to carry a fat
that''* the weapon you need; »om«
thing tll.it "'lll keep you Ciml."—t 111 1
rago News.
An Odd Apology.
This la the chiHslc apology of s cele |
bratcil atatcMioan of the Inst genera
(lon "Mr Speaker. In the heat of de ;
bate I staled thut the right holtornbO
gentleman opposite was a dlshoneal '
anil unprluclpUsl adventurer I liav« |
uow. lu a moment, to state thai |
I atu tarry tor it."
The flewator Man's Joke.
Ilolilie I guena the elevator Is out ol
urilcr Wlint Is thai uu the door
iHii.lat The elevator uoiu must i»> t
hit at a wsg II aays. "I'lease pardor 1
tur for m>t rlalng."- Ituatou Transcript
He4gin«.
I'lergyinau Will you take this wo
man until death) l'ros|>ect|ve Hrtde
dtiMiin bill there any minimum »• «
teme'f New Vork l're»*
The envious man pine* In pieuty. lilt*
Tantalus up to the chin In water ant
yet thirsty T Artnr »
1 IIIII—HHMI WHIM I IH3AG>H»FMIB
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