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Our gar * ~ ments always lead in style, fit and finish, and when you / IVVo' have secured a suit of Jasper Harris' clothing you know / that yon have the stamp of •*""""" style and elegance. |g Home of Hart, Shaffner & Marx Clothes Jasper Harris, The People's Clothing House Opposite Post Office, EMPORIUM, PA. V —/ HARVESTING IMPLEMENTS X FROM TWT&tfeT 1 WE KEEP THK LEADING MAKES OF HARVESTING MACHINERY. DON T PUTOH BUVING YOUR MACHIN ERY. FOR WHEN YOUR CROPS RIPEN THEY WON'T WAIT FOR YOU. WE HAVE A FULL I.INK OF HAY RAKES, HAY CORKS, SCYIHES. SCYTHE SNAICHES. SCYTHE STONES. HAY ROPE. ALL SIZES AND PULLEYS FOR SAME. WE CAN SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE REPAIRS NEC ESSARY FOR THE FOLLOWING MACHINES! MCCOR MICK. UEERING. CHAMPION AND MILWAUKEE HAR VESTING MACHINERY OF ALL KINDS. ORDER ALL REPAIRS EARLY SO YOU WILL RE SURE AND HAVE THEM WHEN YOU WANT THEM WE CARRY A COMPI.E I E LINE (Mi HARDW ARE OF ALL KINDS. ROOFING AND BUILDING PAPER. »IJ WILL APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS WHETHER LARGE OR SMALL AND INVITE YOU AT ALL TIMES TO LOOK OVER OUR STOCK WHETHER YOU BUY OR NOT. The Most Complete Line of Hardware Never hit- our ••HUtliliMliutf lit I wen belter *l»le to meet llm <U»iuitii<lw of llii* trade limn »t |irew*-nt. W« have the ami iiioml line ut everything llmt hhotihl l»e fonntl in * llr*t t'ittKH ll»nl**re Ktore. Drop in ttuil mm o» no httt in ilone if you tlu not |iiirt'li»HK. F. V. HEILMAN & CO. St'il «|)Hir to ( iwi, J, I I Li■' m furniture Sioi*>, r Children! Children!! I My! what a noise! But it'» not the child ren it'» your head vj. ■■■ ANTI-ACHE ,WI3SSy/jt~ eche in a H / v — Soothe# and quieU— I I PTVW Puti your head in • ■■■ I \ 111 \ | normal condition— N S fhbA, J c * ea< * a * ° —free from pain K L/ —Doe« not affect the heart. R Any druspnt, 10c and 25c 1 ACUP,^^, MOVES THE BOWELS IN THE MORNING CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY AUGUST 4, 1910. battling Their Nicknames. "A traveler from Liverpool got hop >lng mud (be oilier (lay bet-ituse some uue railed liliu a Liverpudlian." said ibe city salesman "I couldn't blame Dim, but tile man who unwittingly of fered the luwult deelnres that that is the proper name for people who II vp In Liverpool "lie pointed out that it isn't easy to designate ibe inhabitants of all cities by euphonious names. New Yorker, Londoner, Parisian, Chicagoan, are so obvious thai it would be ditlienlt to say anything else, but how about cities that do not atlUiate so readily with 'er,' an' or ■lie?' "Those are the suffixes most com monly used to designate a set of na lives. Take Cork. A mail from Cork may be a corker, but that doesn't ap lily to a whole city full of people; neither does Corkite nor Corkan sound right. "Then there is Mempfcts. What do you call a man from Memphis, any how, or from Amsterdam, or Dallas, or Bruges. or Hath? By the time you have studied out the proper appella tions for inhabitants of all cities you will be apt to strike something that sounds funnier than Liverpudlian."— Washington Post. Grim Music. "On one occasion." said a London actor. "I decided to take a house in the suburbs and after a good deal of bunting about found one that suited my purse. Indeed, it was so exces sively cheap that 1 was on the point of signing the lease at once, when It oc curred to me that I hnd better take auother look at It by gaslight. That night I was making a second tour of Inspection and went iuto the dining room, it was a balmy summer night, and as 1 threw open the window 1 heard a peculiar tapping sound. "Knock, knock, knock. "1 pricked up my ears to listen There was silence for a moment, and then the noise continued. I turned to the caretaker and laughingly said: " 'See here, my friend, I know why this bouse is cheap. There's a ghost on the premises." " 'Oh, no, sir,' he answered by way of reassuring me. "That's only the uoise from the cofliii factory hacross the way, sir. They hoften works there nights.'" He did not sigu the lease. Caught tha Jury. "Oratory is. Indeed, a lost art," said a Cleveland man the other day."l used togo down to the courts Just to hear the lurid speeches. Nothing doing In that line any more. The lawyers do not talk about flowers, rainbows and sunbeams any more. "There was a lawyer In Cleveland years ago—Hill Robinson was his name —whose addresses to a Jury always at tracted a crowd. I will forever remem ber one of his sentences. The tnan he was fighting in the suit had a reputa tion as something of a miser. " 'Who is this man, who Is he?' thun dered Itoblnsou. 'You know and 1 know that he boils his potatoes In wid ows' tears." "This phrase caught the Jury, and Robinson won his case, but one doesn't hear any such 'oratory' as that nowa days." The Barebone Family. The celebrnted name of Praise God Barebone was borne by a member of the Cromwell parliament called togeth er after the dissolution of the long parliament in 1053. The royalists call ed the assembly "Harebones parlia ment." At the time when General Monk was in London ftarebone headed the mob that presented a petition to (>arlinuient against the recall of Charles 11. Of the Barebone family there were three brothers, each of whom had a sentence for a name- Praise God Barebone. Christ-cauie- Into-the-world-to.save Barebone and If-Chrlst-had not-d led-thou -hadst-beeu damned Barebone. Poiaon In Young Rattlesnakes. Observations on live rattlesnakes show that the polsou glandx become functionally active as aoou as the snakes begin to shift for themselves, which must be very soon after birth. Experiments on the young ones six days after birth proved the presence of venom in small quantities Kxperl ments made three months after birth showed that considerable venom Is secreted, as a pigeon llinoculated at this time died 111 two hours with the usual symptoms of cbrouic poisoning Tha Valua of Doors. When a mail Is croaa there isn't any thing In the world more SKgrsvHtliiß than a house with all the counectluK doors down or one that has doors that cloae uolseleaaly A man likes to aUt'o a door lie gets uiorw good out of slumming a door. In his opinion, thuu any one could get out of religion. It la bia protest agslnat everything In the world that Is wrong, and It mean* that be Isn't ntuch older than the child that bents tta head oa the floor Atclil aou (Unite Hard an Him. "Hello, Ned. old boy! Writing home for money 112 "No." "What are you making ao much fuaa over? You've heen fuming over that Uttor for two h>>ura" "I'm trying to write home without ask log for iiiouey " The Usual Quantity Tralu Paowogei tto fiurter. wbo la wielding whiaki Mix h dust on m* porter* porter Ttout Ml i-enta' wuth aah Itoatot. Tranaertpt Mature knows no pause hi pn»gree» and at lav be* Iter I'Ulse on all In*. Host, ftwelfce Roypl Mistakes. Roverelpns and princes nre strnngely given to ranking astonishing mistakes while dealing with dales. The Insrrip tion on King Kdwnrd Yll.'s collin that he died in the ninth year of his reign Instead of the lentil i> only an ex ample of uiau.v similar err«ir< In No vetnber, lsr>,s. Queen VI. toria wrote to the lute king to inform him that no might consider himself <>inaiiiipa:e<l from parental authority ami eontroi as he was now eighteen years ol<! and therefore of age. Her majesty's n itei which was very long, wa- a ipmsi «er mon, and It ended by informing the then Prince of Wales thai lie iv.m d be forthwith made a knight of the (inner and a colonel in the army How Queen Victoria and Prince Albert fell into so extraordinary a mistake it is inipossi bio to understand, for the prime bad only then completed his seventeenth year. Dean Wellesley, to whom the young prince showed the letter, at once detected the serious error into which the queen had fallen, but ho thought It best to say nothing.—London Truth Got Full Measure. All yesterday James had played tru ant from school, and when the irate master raised his enne tliroateningly James burst into a flood of tears. "Please don't lick me. sir." he sob bed. "And why should I not lick you. pray?" thundered the schoolmaster. "W'y, sir. 'cos I think I've 'ad enough!" gasped James. "Yesterday the boy as I played truant with and I fell out and he licked me. and a man we threw stones at caught me and licked me, the driver of a cart we hung onto licked me, the owner of a cat we chased licked me. Then when I got home mother licked me. and after that father licked me, and then mother licked me again for calling her a sneak for telling father." "Well." responded the master grim ly. "by this time one licking more or less won't make much difference, and It seems hard I shouldn't have my whack. Come here, sir!"— London An swers. Remnants of a College Course. Prosecuting Attorney (examining a prospective Juror)—Do you know any thing about chemistry? "I studied It at school." "Do you think you remember enough of It to make you a competent Juror in a poison case?" "I'm not sure." "Do you remember any of the for mulas?" "Let me see—two." "Only two?" "Yes, sir." "Are they In a poem?" (Hlushlngi "Yes, sir." "Is this the poem? "Our Willie boy Is dead anil gone. We ne'er shall see him more. What Willie thought was H2O Was H2SO4 (Blushing furiously* "Yes. sir." "I thought s» You nre excused."— St Louis Post Dispatch. Went Back on His Authority. Leslie Stephen's single meeting with Freeman, the historian, was In the na ture of a collision. "| came in contact with him only once." he said. "He wrote a life of Alfred for the Diction ary of National Biography under my editorship, but declined to do more because we had n difference of opinion us to whether Atbelstnne should be spelled with an 'A.' That was, I con fess, a question to which 1 was culpa bly Indifferent, but I had taken com petent advice, and my system (I forget whnt It wasi hnd been elsewhere sanc tioned by the great historian Rtubbs. Now, as Freeman was never tired of asserting the Infallibility of Stubbs, I Innocently thought that I might take refuge behind so eminent an authority The result was that for once Freeman blasphemed Stubbs and refused to co operate auy longer In an titiHcbolarllke enterprise." Three Men. When II II Rogers was In the prime of his power, sajs a New York writer, he formed a "friendship part nership" with Mark Twain iiud Thom as Bracket! Reed Utld took |iersonai charge of their affairs, looking after tlieiu as lie would a couple ol children it was great fun for all three, and eiqicciiilly Rogers. Neither tiemeus nor Reed hud any sense fur business. The big e\ s|>eiikcr came to New Vurk a poor man Five years later he died suddenly, and his estate ussu>ed over fiiMUssi ||t« probahl> had no Idea what be was north at iiwy stage Rog ers mad* us much or more money for Clemens In the Long Age. "Adam." asked Km, "whtil are you dolugr "I'm discovering Mars." he said, looking down at her tu rest til* netk "i wonder If It ha* any tiihnbllauU " From which we learn I hut Ad.no al ready knew about as inte li concerning Marx as tliu modern iiairottoinere do Chicago Tribune ■ atiat>ed With Himself. "Have Mn,» serious trouble with your new automobile*" "Not a hit Ho far I haven't bit a Single imm without being able tu gel awn) before lie *ol to* number " - lie 1 elantl Leader Might Have NedJsrf t.dna - It's a not*! thing for tt»e that alienee gl*«*« e»»o *eni Amelia Win) Kdua last night w lien iieurge »»k<t ate tu lis hi* Wife I ltt»l inj luke A Child's Character v ihw » "■ mil >0 id.. Ms grant) at* enduring, ••• ioi|«.i iaui fot all lino, na Ho- nothing uf •itsr». |»* in s child fltarlott* f'tiofcioa* H. S. LJ OYD The First Requisite JR .fffci in l etter writing is that the paper j * w • used be above criticism. 1/f'? 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Millinery To close out our sea son's goods we have re duced the price from 1-3 to 1-2 on all, Trimmed Hats. 25 per cent, on all Untrimmed Hats and Flowers. We carry noth ing over from one season to another. Everything must go regardless of cost LUDLAMS
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