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F. A. JOHNSON.
JOHNSON & McNAKNhY,
EMPOBIIM, PA.
Will give prompt attention to all businesH en
trusted tothem. 16-ly.
MICHAEL B REN NAN,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Collections promptly attended to. Real estate
and pension claim aßeiit,
35-ty. Emporium, Pa.
B. \V. GRKICN. JAY P. FELT
3REEN Si FELT,
ATTORNEYB-AT-LA W,
Corner Fourth and Broad streets.
Emporium, Pa.
All business relating to estate,collections, real
estate. Orphan's Court and general law business
will receive prompt attention. 41-25-ly.
MAYCIOULD,
PIANO*H A ARIfoNY AND THEORY
Also dealer in all the Popular Sheet Music,
Emporium, Pa.
Scholars taught either at my home on Sixth
street or at the homes of the pupils. Out oft own
scholars will be given dates at my roomsin thl«
place.
THE NEW ALPINE HOUSE,
-*** Sterling Run, Pa.
i W. H. BAGLEY, Proprietor.
First-class accommodations in every particular.
This old and popular House has been thorough
ly refitted to meet every requirement of this
rapidly growing town. Terms, reasonable.
45-ly.
Treat your machine right by
using the right gasolines.
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70
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STOVE—
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taneous, powerful,clean explosion. Pos
itively will not form carbon deposits
on spark plugs or in cylinders. lenites
readily—never fails. Ask your dealer.
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Independent Oil Refiners
Pittsburtf, Pa,
OR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS.
Dlr**ll<ißa with ewk Till la Fltft UnyiitKH
English, German, Spanish, Portuguese and French
>Io. FOB Prioe
1. Fever*. Contfettlom, Inflammations 2!i
2. Worraa. Worm t'evrr.or Worm DUeane 45
2* Colic. Orylug and Wakefulness of InfaitU 25
4. Diarrhea, of Children and Adults 25
A. I)>aeniery. Griping*, Bilious Colic 25
7. i HUIII«, < Oldfl, BWdltUl 25
H. Toothache, Faceache. Neuralgia 25
9. Headache. MlMiMlli '• rllf 25
10. Uv«i>epala. liullKaatton, Weak Stomach 25
13. < roup. HoarM Cough, Laryngitis 25
14. HAII Hheuin, Eruptions, Krjtlpela« 25
15. Itheumatltm. or Itheumatlc Pains i 5
H. Feter and Ague. Malaria 25
IT. Piles. Blind or Bleeding, Kxternal. Internal <3
« M. Ophthalmia. Weak or Inflamed Ejes *25
9. < atarrh. Influent a. Cold In lte*l .... tft
(I. \\ hooping t'ough. Spasmodic Cough 25
Si. Aathma.OppreMed, Difficult ttreathing 2ft
(7* kiidney DUeat*. Gravel, Calculi 25
IH. Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness 1.00
;9. Nore Mouth. Fever Sores or' anker 25
JO. Urinary liicoutlneuce. Wetting Bad 25
14. Mure Throat. Quinsy and Diphtheria. ... 25
5. Chronic Congeatlona. Headaches 25
*7. Grippe, Hpy fever aid Saascr Colds ...25
A small bottle of Pl*a«ant Pellets, fits tha ▼*•»
ocket. dold i>j vlruggUu. or scut on recalpt of prio«.
MM leal Boofc sent free.
BUKPHKKYM* liOMKO. MIDI* INK CO., Cornet
vuitam * ' Sirwu. N«r ▼
1 Fertilizer
We have just receive*! a
our lotwl of fr»wh fertilin'r, of
the highest quality. '
No. I Stock Bridge for
Potatoes and Vegetables.
Market Garden fertilizer.
Potato Fertilizer.
Sure Crop Phosphate.
Core and Gram Fertilizer.
(iive us » c»|| tiiitl Mtitrnine
the i|uiklity ami the low
prioe* uu thene good*.
EMPORIUM
Machine Co.,
EMPORIUM. PA. [
Pottery and Socresy.
In the royal manufactory of [lottery
at Meissen, Saxony, Hit- work was Cor
rnevly carried on with the utmost se
crecy to prevent the processes from
becoming known elsewhere The es
tablishment WHS ii complete fortress,
the portcullis of whl<n »v;is not raised
(lay or night. no stninirer lielm: per
mitted to enter r«>r any purpose what
ever livery workman, even ihe chief
Inspector. was sworn to sllei This
in miction was formally repealed every
iiK.iii h to the superior officers employ
•ii. while the workmen had constantly
before their eves In large letters the
warutnu motto, "Be Sei-rei Unto
iii-ath It was well known that any
(I'l'sotl (In'UlfitlK 'he process would be
Imprisoned tor life In the castle of
Koenlgstelu Even the king himself
when In- took strangers of distinction
y* visit the works wa> en joined to se
crecy. One "112 the foremen, however,
escaped nnd assisted In «-'al)lishlng a
manufactory In Vienna, from which
the secrets spread all over Germany
Her Diamond Necklace.
Brown Is a very careful man. lie is
superlatively careful. So careful is be
that he has Insured his insurance
money.
Now, Brown has a wife. Wives have
to be Riven birthday presents, and on
his wife's lirst birthday after their
marriage he gave her a beautiful dia
mond necklace. This was not as reck
less as you might think, for each stone
on the necklace represented a year of
Mrs. Brown's life, and lie let everyone
know that. And lie arranged to give
Mrs. Brown a new diamond each
birthday. And lie let the neighbors
know that too.
lie has just missed giving his wife a
birthday present for the ninth succes
sive year.
As to when greed will conquer pride
and his wife will ask for another birth
day present, we shall have to wait and
see.—Pearson's.
The Salt Charm Failed.
Some three years before the Franco-
German war broke out Count Secken
dorff accompanied King William I.on
his visit to Napoleon 111. and was
present at the celebrated dejeuner giv
en in the I'avilion do Diane at Fon
talnobleau. King William, who was
sitting next the empress, was asked
by her to pass the salt, and in comply
ing with this request he threw a little
salt over his shoulder. Upon the em
press exclaiming, "Why do you do
that?" the king explained that in his
country it was the custom to do so
when passing the salt to ward off bad
luck and any chance of a quarrel. The
empress in a prettily turned speech at
once replied. "But surely there is no
danger of anything Interfering wit I
our friendship." In less than three
years the Germans had crossed the
Rhine.—London Spectator.
Why Not Pass the Plate 7
They ought to pass the plate at
church weddings. It comes uatural to
do It In church, and to do so would
add a pretty and useful employment to
the duties of the ushers, who always
have a little spare time before the
bride arrives. And, really, getting
married is more expensive than ever,
and, though wedding presents are ex
cellent in their way, what the young
people usually need the most is cash.
Instead of the list of gifts which the
newspapers sometimes print we should
read, "The collection yielded $4,000,-
000." That would be nice. It is tuuch
easier to store and care for money
than plnte and glass! And money al
ways fits and there is no such thing as
an embarrassing duplication of dollars.
-Life.
He Saved the Patent Office.
When in the war of 1812 the British,
who had taken Washington, trained
their guns ujiou the patent office, Dr.
Thornton, throwing himself directly
before the guns, cried:
"Are you Englishmen or Ooths and
Vandals? This is the patent office—a
depository of the Ingenuity and Inven
tions of the American nation, in which
the whole civilized world is interested.
Would you destroy it? Then let the
charge pass through my body."
And the building was spared. Twcu
ty-four years afterward, however. It
was destroyed by Are, together with
everything lu It.
The Harm of Damp House*.
It Is to health and ev«»n
to life in h >l.i tup, moldy house or out
built over a moldy cellar. Muny years
ago the London Lam-et In an article
on diphtheria traced the disease In
certain fuses to the presence of ewr
tain mold* and fungoid growths whi<-h
nt-emed to be bruathed into the throat
ttetuember, one of the beat disinfec
tants la lluie. Moldy cloths, anrli a*
shoe* and other article* that am unfit
for uae, should bo destroyed at ouce
Why He Applauded.
"Are you fond of music?" aski<d s
■tranger of the young utsn ai the con
cert who was applauding vigorously
after a pretty girl lisd suns s sntig In
a very painful way,
"Not pellicular! jr." replied the young
uian frankly, "but I am *itr*in>*t.v
fond of the mualclau."
Out e» Her Reaeh.
"Does yvur lirsn ev»r reach out f<»r
the unattainable*
"No. but my hamls do » beu my Uu*
band la not at huiur There are threx
buttons at the hack of tuy gown that I
csn't reach "
Mers Appropriate
*1 teach my parrot only short
words *
'Do you) Nuw, I should think that
parrots were hatter adspted to le*m
I W( p»'l) S» liable*,"
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1910.
Clyde Fitch's Joke.
"Clyde Filch wan an Indefatigable
worker," snkl an actor who has played
In many of the Pitch comedies. "When
be hnd a play on the stocks he would
labor over It day and night, often
scarcely pausing for Ills meals ami
getting very little sleep; consequent
ly Ills health "suffered. He would work
until on the verge of n nervous break
down, and then his physician wouni
step In and force him to knock off
"During one of these periods of en
forced Idleness he was lounging In me
Players club one day when Harry It
Smith, the prolific comic opera librct
tlst, strolled in.
"'What are you doing now?" asked
Smith.
"'1 utn In my doctor's hands,' replied
Fitch. 'He tells ine I'm In a bad way
and has absolutely forbidden me to tin
any brain work '
"'That'® tough, said Smith "tiow
do you manage to put In the time?'
"Oh, I'm writing the libretto of a
musical comedy!' replied Fitch, with
one of his cynical smiles."—New York
Times
Hair Monstrosities.
French theater managers In the
eighteenth century had worse evils
than picture hats to contend against.
Marie Antoinette, who was short even
according to French standards, set the
fashion of high coiffures, and ultra
fashionable women prided themselves
on measuring four feet from their
chins to Ihe tops of their heads.
These structures took about six hours
to erect, the hairdresser mounting a
ladder In the process. Some coiffures
were almost as broad as they were
long, with wings sticking out about
eight Inches on each side of the head.
For the "frigate" coilTure the hair was
rippled in a huge pile to represent the
waves of an angry sea and surmount
ed by a fully rigged ship. As a con
sequence of these monstrosities dis
turbances in theaters occurred almost
dally until an ordinance was Issued
against the admission of women with
high coiffures to the lloor of tbe house
—Chicago News.
Yet He Meant Well.
Just as the train was leaving the
Fifty-eighth street elevated station a
man who had got off there hurried
along the platform and spoke to a pas
senger sitting by an opeu window in
the smoking car.
"Quick!" lie cried. "Please hand me
that package. 1 left it on the seat
when 1 got out just now."
"Sure," said the passenger, picking
up the bundle and tossing it out of the
window.
"Thanks!"
"Hey, there! What are you doing
that for?" demanded the wrathful, red
faced man sitting uext to blm.
"Why. he"-
"You double dyed idiot, that package
belonged to me! It was sls worth of
laces and ribbons I was taking home
to my wife!"
Over the scene thnt followed let us
draw a veil.—Chicago Tribune.
"All Things Come."
The magnate looked up impatiently
from his work.
"Well, my good man,"he snapped at
the dliildent rural person who stood
twirling his rusty hat, "what can I do
for you?"
"I guess ye don't remember me.
Hank," faltered the caller. "But you
an' me use ter go swimmln' together
in th' ol' town. Then you got a job
in th* bank, an' I got a Job in th' gro
cery store."
"This is all very Interesting, and 1
seem to remember your face. But
come to tlie point—my time is valu
able."
"Yes, Hank. You got a better offer
and left the old village. I stayed plug
ging along in th* grocery store."
"Well, well?"
"Well, Hank, when you left you
owed $73.02 on a grocery bill. Here's
where you pay upl"—Cleveland Leader.
Perfumes In Ancient Days.
Old as tlie history of the world itselt
la that of the queeu of flowers. The
ancient Creeks and ltomans reveled in
roses. They were used lavishly at their
feasts. In the time of the republic the
people had their cups of Kalernlan
wine swimming with blooms, and the
Spartan soldiers after the battle of
Cirrha refused to drink any wine that
was not perfumed with roses, while at
the regatta of lialne the whole surface
of the Lucrine lake was strewn with
flowers.
Making a Lawn.
Ou bis English tour an American
was admiring tbe velvety smoothneea
of a certain award, and, being poa
seased of land and an overpowering
confidence that with money all things
are possible, be asked tbe bead gar
dener how to produce such a lawn.
And the gardener said; "It'a easy
enough, sir. Ail jrou need do is to
remove oil the stones, plow up tbe
ground, plaut It with grass aeed and
roll it for BUO years "
Our Friends.
If we choose our friends for what
they ure. uol for what they have, and
If we deei-rve so grwat s bleaslug. then
tbay will ttr iwwujs with us, preserved
lu absence aud even after desth. In the
amber of u»em<Mry —Cicero
Couldn't Talk.
De Style You *ay Hist loving pair
ef desf mui*** ware silling lu the psrlor
and didn't carry uu s conversation?
Uuabusia —They couldn't, for tltey wets
holding hands New York Pr<ee
I never knew sn early rtstng hard
working prudent man, careful of his
eandnga ami strictly boiieei. who OOB>
plained of bad luck Addison
His Athletic Neighbor.
A young ninn Inmate of n boarding
house hnd been disturbed night after
night by the boarder In the next room
doing things with a punching bag he'd
rigged up in the room some way. At
breakfast each morning the young man
would look over the crowd and won
der who the bag puncher might be.
but there was no one In sight but a
bunch of women and eight or ten men
with narrow chests and retreating
chins. One night he made up his mind
to knock on the bag punching room
er's door and ask him to put over his
exerclso until daylight when all the
world's awake. The man might be
rmnll enough to bulldoze even with all
his uthletics. The door opened and
there, clad in a tight fitting red jersey,
was a robust, buxom woman of per
haps thirty summers.
"And what did you say to her?" the
young man was asked.
"I was so startled," replied he, "that
I asked what afterward seemed to mo
the most natural request I could have
made. I asked her if she'd lend mo
a couple of matches."—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Persistency of Colds.
Why is it that we are so heavily
subject to colds? Other epidemic dis
eases—measles, typhoid, scarlet fever,
diphtheria—may get hold on us once
and there Is un end; It is not usual to
have any of them twice. We brew in
our blood immunity. The poison of the
disease evokes in us Its proper anti
dote. Our blood cells make a sort of
natural antitoxin and keep it In stock,
so that we are henceforth protected
against the disease. A well vaccinated
nurse, for example, works with safety
In a smallpox hospital, where the very
air is infective, but her blood is so
changed by vaccination that the small
pox cannot affect her. By scarlet fe
ver, again, we are, as It were, vacci
nated against scarlet fever. The reac
tion of our blood against the disease
immunizes us. No such result follows
influenza or a common cold. We brew
nothing that Is permanent We are
Just as susceptible to a later Invasion
as wo were to the Invasion that is just
over.—London Spectator.
The Festive Codfish.
A correspondent of the New York
Post says that the codfish frequents
"the tablelands of the sea." The cod
fish no doubt does this to secure as
nearly as possible a dry, bracing at
mosphere. This pure air of the sub
marine tablelands gives to the codfish
tbat breadth of chest and depth of
lungs that we have so often noticed.
The glad, free smile of the codfish is
largely attributed to the exhilaration
of this oceanic altltoodleum. The cor
respondent further says that the "cod
fish subsists largely on the sea cherry."
Those who have not had the pleasure
of seeing the codfish climb the cherry
tree In search of fowl or clubbing the
fruit from the heavily laden branches
with chunks of coral have missed a
very fine sight. The codfish when at
homo rambling through the submarine
forests does not wear his vest unbut
toned as he does while loafing around
tbe grocery stores of the Uulted States.
—Bill Nye.
A High Priced Fricassee.
Lord Alvanley, u noted wit and high
liver In England a hundred years or so
ago, insisted on having an apple tart on
ills dinner table every day throughout
the year. On one occasion he paid a
caterer SI,OOO for a luncheon put up In
a basket that sufficed a small boating
party going up the Thames. Being
one of a dozen men dining together at
a London club where each was re
quired to produce his own dish, Alvan
ley's, as the most expensive, won him
the advantage of being entertained
free of cost. This benefit was gained
at an expense of $540, that being the
price of a simple fricassee composed
entirely of the "noix," or small pieces
at each side of the back, taken from
thirteen kinds of birds, among them
being 100 snlpo, 40 woodcocks and 20
pheasants—ln all about 300 birds.
Our Eccentrio Phrases.
Why do we always talk of putting
ou a coat and vest? Who puts on a
coat before a vest? We also say put
ting on shoes and stockings. Who
puts on shoes before the stockings?
We also put np signs telling people to
wipe their feet when we mean their
boots or shoes. And a father tells a
boy he will warm his jacket when bo
means to warm his pantaloons. We
are a little eccentric In our phrases at
times.
An Odd Epitaph.
The following epitaph Is to be found
la a cemetery within seven miles of
New York's city ball:
Header, paa* on; dent waate your time
Car bad biography and bluer rhyme,
For what I am thia crumbling eUy ta
auraa.
And what I *u Is no affair of yours.
IN the Game.
"I an in tbe baoda of my friends,"
said Ibe political aldeatepper.
"Tee," replied tbe harsh critic, "and
every tint* your friends look over their
bamU they aeeui luipatleut for a new
deal." Washington Hlar.
The Peeper Tree.
Ctiriosa Charley- nuts urow on
trees, father? Father—They do. niy
son Cttrloua Charley—Then what tree
does the doughnut grow ou? father—
The 'pan tree," tuy eon.-Purple Cow
Newer Good.
rogg-Tbafe a bad cold you hare,
old tuan Femlervon - Did ynu ever
Ltuar of * good cold, you Idiot I— Hue
ton Transcript.
A fool's heart Is In bis tongue, but s
wise uisa's tongue Is In bis heart
Vuarltfc
Latest Popular Music.
MIBS May Gould, teacher of piano
fort has received a full line of the lat
est and most popular sheet music. All
the popular airs. Popular and class
ical music. Prices reasonable.
44-tf.
Warning
Allpersotif are hereby forbidden from
trespassing upnt> the property of this
Company without a permit from this
office, or the Mai ager at the works'
KEYBTONI: POWDER MFO. Co.
Emporium. Pa.. August Ist 1003
Ready for Contracts.
lam now ready to r otract for car
penter work, eirli >r h / ph or day
Good workmen an I reasonable price
Give me a trial. Mv carpenter shop,
on West Fifth street i« fitted to handle
all rei'iiir work. Furniture repaired.
Estimates fumi-dud.
10-tf. A H. PANTING.
Plants For Sale.
Cabbage and tomato plants for sale.
Out of town orders given prompt at
tention. Leave your order with Her
bert Day, at Tannery Office. Phone
No. 7.
n-tf.
Foley's Kidney Remedy may be given
to children with admirable results. It |
does away with bul wetting, and is also j
recommended for use after measles and
scarlet fever. For i-ale by Emporium j
Drug Co.
fOUR
STYLE SHOW IS ON
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New York Styles
Correct Clothes for Men
and Young Men for the
Spring Season of 1910
Suits and Overcoats $lO to 22
Boys and Children's
Suits from
Full line of Furnishings,
Hats, Caps and
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Millinery
LUPLAMS
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locally or traveling. Now is the time
to start. Money in the work for the
right men. Apply at once and secure
territory.
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