p|JSQ|P|i' Brain ANTI-ACHE No ill ftftor-effocU. Doei not affect the Heart Two size* —10c & 25c —AH druggiiU Wayne Chemical Co.. Clarion, Pa. HUHIUCMH Cards. J. C. JOHNSON. J. P. MCNARNK> F. A. JOHNSON. JOHNSON & McNAKNhY, EMPOBIIM, PA. Will give prompt attention to all businesH en trusted tothem. 16-ly. MICHAEL B REN NAN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Collections promptly attended to. Real estate and pension claim aßeiit, 35-ty. Emporium, Pa. B. \V. GRKICN. JAY P. FELT 3REEN Si FELT, ATTORNEYB-AT-LA W, Corner Fourth and Broad streets. Emporium, Pa. All business relating to estate,collections, real estate. Orphan's Court and general law business will receive prompt attention. 41-25-ly. MAYCIOULD, PIANO*H A ARIfoNY AND THEORY Also dealer in all the Popular Sheet Music, Emporium, Pa. Scholars taught either at my home on Sixth street or at the homes of the pupils. Out oft own scholars will be given dates at my roomsin thl« place. THE NEW ALPINE HOUSE, -*** Sterling Run, Pa. i W. H. BAGLEY, Proprietor. First-class accommodations in every particular. This old and popular House has been thorough ly refitted to meet every requirement of this rapidly growing town. Terms, reasonable. 45-ly. Treat your machine right by using the right gasolines. WAVERLY 70 MOTOR STOVE— Three (pecial grades. Made from Pennsylvania Crude Oil. Give Instan taneous, powerful,clean explosion. Pos itively will not form carbon deposits on spark plugs or in cylinders. lenites readily—never fails. Ask your dealer. Wsverly Oil Works Co. Independent Oil Refiners Pittsburtf, Pa, OR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS. Dlr**llIo. FOB Prioe 1. Fever*. Contfettlom, Inflammations 2!i 2. Worraa. Worm t'evrr.or Worm DUeane 45 2* Colic. Orylug and Wakefulness of InfaitU 25 4. Diarrhea, of Children and Adults 25 A. I)>aeniery. Griping*, Bilious Colic 25 7. i HUIII«, < Oldfl, BWdltUl 25 H. Toothache, Faceache. Neuralgia 25 9. Headache. MlMiMlli '• rllf 25 10. Uv«i>epala. liullKaatton, Weak Stomach 25 13. < roup. HoarM Cough, Laryngitis 25 14. HAII Hheuin, Eruptions, Krjtlpela« 25 15. Itheumatltm. or Itheumatlc Pains i 5 H. Feter and Ague. Malaria 25 IT. Piles. Blind or Bleeding, Kxternal. Internal <3 « M. Ophthalmia. Weak or Inflamed Ejes *25 9. < atarrh. Influent a. Cold In lte*l .... tft (I. \\ hooping t'ough. Spasmodic Cough 25 Si. Aathma.OppreMed, Difficult ttreathing 2ft (7* kiidney DUeat*. Gravel, Calculi 25 IH. Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness 1.00 ;9. Nore Mouth. Fever Sores or' anker 25 JO. Urinary liicoutlneuce. Wetting Bad 25 14. Mure Throat. Quinsy and Diphtheria. ... 25 5. Chronic Congeatlona. Headaches 25 *7. Grippe, Hpy fever aid Saascr Colds ...25 A small bottle of Pl*a«ant Pellets, fits tha ▼*•» ocket. dold i>j vlruggUu. or scut on recalpt of prio«. MM leal Boofc sent free. BUKPHKKYM* liOMKO. MIDI* INK CO., Cornet vuitam * ' Sirwu. N«r ▼ 1 Fertilizer We have just receive*! a our lotwl of fr»wh fertilin'r, of the highest quality. ' No. I Stock Bridge for Potatoes and Vegetables. Market Garden fertilizer. Potato Fertilizer. Sure Crop Phosphate. Core and Gram Fertilizer. (iive us » c»|| tiiitl Mtitrnine the i|uiklity ami the low prioe* uu thene good*. EMPORIUM Machine Co., EMPORIUM. PA. [ Pottery and Socresy. In the royal manufactory of [lottery at Meissen, Saxony, Hit- work was Cor rnevly carried on with the utmost se crecy to prevent the processes from becoming known elsewhere The es tablishment WHS ii complete fortress, the portcullis of whlr any purpose what ever livery workman, even ihe chief Inspector. was sworn to sllei This in miction was formally repealed every iiK.iii h to the superior officers employ •ii. while the workmen had constantly before their eves In large letters the warutnu motto, "Be Sei-rei Unto iii-ath It was well known that any (I'l'sotl (In'UlfitlK 'he process would be Imprisoned tor life In the castle of Koenlgstelu Even the king himself when In- took strangers of distinction y* visit the works wa> en joined to se crecy. One "112 the foremen, however, escaped nnd assisted In «-'al)lishlng a manufactory In Vienna, from which the secrets spread all over Germany Her Diamond Necklace. Brown Is a very careful man. lie is superlatively careful. So careful is be that he has Insured his insurance money. Now, Brown has a wife. Wives have to be Riven birthday presents, and on his wife's lirst birthday after their marriage he gave her a beautiful dia mond necklace. This was not as reck less as you might think, for each stone on the necklace represented a year of Mrs. Brown's life, and lie let everyone know that. And lie arranged to give Mrs. Brown a new diamond each birthday. And lie let the neighbors know that too. lie has just missed giving his wife a birthday present for the ninth succes sive year. As to when greed will conquer pride and his wife will ask for another birth day present, we shall have to wait and see.—Pearson's. The Salt Charm Failed. Some three years before the Franco- German war broke out Count Secken dorff accompanied King William I.on his visit to Napoleon 111. and was present at the celebrated dejeuner giv en in the I'avilion do Diane at Fon talnobleau. King William, who was sitting next the empress, was asked by her to pass the salt, and in comply ing with this request he threw a little salt over his shoulder. Upon the em press exclaiming, "Why do you do that?" the king explained that in his country it was the custom to do so when passing the salt to ward off bad luck and any chance of a quarrel. The empress in a prettily turned speech at once replied. "But surely there is no danger of anything Interfering wit I our friendship." In less than three years the Germans had crossed the Rhine.—London Spectator. Why Not Pass the Plate 7 They ought to pass the plate at church weddings. It comes uatural to do It In church, and to do so would add a pretty and useful employment to the duties of the ushers, who always have a little spare time before the bride arrives. And, really, getting married is more expensive than ever, and, though wedding presents are ex cellent in their way, what the young people usually need the most is cash. Instead of the list of gifts which the newspapers sometimes print we should read, "The collection yielded $4,000,- 000." That would be nice. It is tuuch easier to store and care for money than plnte and glass! And money al ways fits and there is no such thing as an embarrassing duplication of dollars. -Life. He Saved the Patent Office. When in the war of 1812 the British, who had taken Washington, trained their guns ujiou the patent office, Dr. Thornton, throwing himself directly before the guns, cried: "Are you Englishmen or Ooths and Vandals? This is the patent office—a depository of the Ingenuity and Inven tions of the American nation, in which the whole civilized world is interested. Would you destroy it? Then let the charge pass through my body." And the building was spared. Twcu ty-four years afterward, however. It was destroyed by Are, together with everything lu It. The Harm of Damp House*. It Is to health and ev«»n to life in h >l.i tup, moldy house or out built over a moldy cellar. Muny years ago the London Lam-et In an article on diphtheria traced the disease In certain fuses to the presence of ewr tain mold* and fungoid growths whi<-h nt-emed to be bruathed into the throat ttetuember, one of the beat disinfec tants la lluie. Moldy cloths, anrli a* shoe* and other article* that am unfit for uae, should bo destroyed at ouce Why He Applauded. "Are you fond of music?" aski*t.v fond of the mualclau." Out e» Her Reaeh. "Does yvur lirsn ev»r reach out f<»r the unattainable* "No. but my hamls do » beu my Uu* band la not at huiur There are threx buttons at the hack of tuy gown that I csn't reach " Mers Appropriate *1 teach my parrot only short words * 'Do you) Nuw, I should think that parrots were hatter adspted to le*m I W( p»'l) S» liable*," CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1910. Clyde Fitch's Joke. "Clyde Filch wan an Indefatigable worker," snkl an actor who has played In many of the Pitch comedies. "When be hnd a play on the stocks he would labor over It day and night, often scarcely pausing for Ills meals ami getting very little sleep; consequent ly Ills health "suffered. He would work until on the verge of n nervous break down, and then his physician wouni step In and force him to knock off "During one of these periods of en forced Idleness he was lounging In me Players club one day when Harry It Smith, the prolific comic opera librct tlst, strolled in. "'What are you doing now?" asked Smith. "'1 utn In my doctor's hands,' replied Fitch. 'He tells ine I'm In a bad way and has absolutely forbidden me to tin any brain work ' "'That'® tough, said Smith "tiow do you manage to put In the time?' "Oh, I'm writing the libretto of a musical comedy!' replied Fitch, with one of his cynical smiles."—New York Times Hair Monstrosities. French theater managers In the eighteenth century had worse evils than picture hats to contend against. Marie Antoinette, who was short even according to French standards, set the fashion of high coiffures, and ultra fashionable women prided themselves on measuring four feet from their chins to Ihe tops of their heads. These structures took about six hours to erect, the hairdresser mounting a ladder In the process. Some coiffures were almost as broad as they were long, with wings sticking out about eight Inches on each side of the head. For the "frigate" coilTure the hair was rippled in a huge pile to represent the waves of an angry sea and surmount ed by a fully rigged ship. As a con sequence of these monstrosities dis turbances in theaters occurred almost dally until an ordinance was Issued against the admission of women with high coiffures to the lloor of tbe house —Chicago News. Yet He Meant Well. Just as the train was leaving the Fifty-eighth street elevated station a man who had got off there hurried along the platform and spoke to a pas senger sitting by an opeu window in the smoking car. "Quick!" lie cried. "Please hand me that package. 1 left it on the seat when 1 got out just now." "Sure," said the passenger, picking up the bundle and tossing it out of the window. "Thanks!" "Hey, there! What are you doing that for?" demanded the wrathful, red faced man sitting uext to blm. "Why. he"- "You double dyed idiot, that package belonged to me! It was sls worth of laces and ribbons I was taking home to my wife!" Over the scene thnt followed let us draw a veil.—Chicago Tribune. "All Things Come." The magnate looked up impatiently from his work. "Well, my good man,"he snapped at the dliildent rural person who stood twirling his rusty hat, "what can I do for you?" "I guess ye don't remember me. Hank," faltered the caller. "But you an' me use ter go swimmln' together in th' ol' town. Then you got a job in th* bank, an' I got a Job in th' gro cery store." "This is all very Interesting, and 1 seem to remember your face. But come to tlie point—my time is valu able." "Yes, Hank. You got a better offer and left the old village. I stayed plug ging along in th* grocery store." "Well, well?" "Well, Hank, when you left you owed $73.02 on a grocery bill. Here's where you pay upl"—Cleveland Leader. Perfumes In Ancient Days. Old as tlie history of the world itselt la that of the queeu of flowers. The ancient Creeks and ltomans reveled in roses. They were used lavishly at their feasts. In the time of the republic the people had their cups of Kalernlan wine swimming with blooms, and the Spartan soldiers after the battle of Cirrha refused to drink any wine that was not perfumed with roses, while at the regatta of lialne the whole surface of the Lucrine lake was strewn with flowers. Making a Lawn. Ou bis English tour an American was admiring tbe velvety smoothneea of a certain award, and, being poa seased of land and an overpowering confidence that with money all things are possible, be asked tbe bead gar dener how to produce such a lawn. And the gardener said; "It'a easy enough, sir. Ail jrou need do is to remove oil the stones, plow up tbe ground, plaut It with grass aeed and roll it for BUO years " Our Friends. If we choose our friends for what they ure. uol for what they have, and If we deei-rve so grwat s bleaslug. then tbay will ttr iwwujs with us, preserved lu absence aud even after desth. In the amber of u»em plained of bad luck Addison His Athletic Neighbor. A young ninn Inmate of n boarding house hnd been disturbed night after night by the boarder In the next room doing things with a punching bag he'd rigged up in the room some way. At breakfast each morning the young man would look over the crowd and won der who the bag puncher might be. but there was no one In sight but a bunch of women and eight or ten men with narrow chests and retreating chins. One night he made up his mind to knock on the bag punching room er's door and ask him to put over his exerclso until daylight when all the world's awake. The man might be rmnll enough to bulldoze even with all his uthletics. The door opened and there, clad in a tight fitting red jersey, was a robust, buxom woman of per haps thirty summers. "And what did you say to her?" the young man was asked. "I was so startled," replied he, "that I asked what afterward seemed to mo the most natural request I could have made. I asked her if she'd lend mo a couple of matches."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Persistency of Colds. Why is it that we are so heavily subject to colds? Other epidemic dis eases—measles, typhoid, scarlet fever, diphtheria—may get hold on us once and there Is un end; It is not usual to have any of them twice. We brew in our blood immunity. The poison of the disease evokes in us Its proper anti dote. Our blood cells make a sort of natural antitoxin and keep it In stock, so that we are henceforth protected against the disease. A well vaccinated nurse, for example, works with safety In a smallpox hospital, where the very air is infective, but her blood is so changed by vaccination that the small pox cannot affect her. By scarlet fe ver, again, we are, as It were, vacci nated against scarlet fever. The reac tion of our blood against the disease immunizes us. No such result follows influenza or a common cold. We brew nothing that Is permanent We are Just as susceptible to a later Invasion as wo were to the Invasion that is just over.—London Spectator. The Festive Codfish. A correspondent of the New York Post says that the codfish frequents "the tablelands of the sea." The cod fish no doubt does this to secure as nearly as possible a dry, bracing at mosphere. This pure air of the sub marine tablelands gives to the codfish tbat breadth of chest and depth of lungs that we have so often noticed. The glad, free smile of the codfish is largely attributed to the exhilaration of this oceanic altltoodleum. The cor respondent further says that the "cod fish subsists largely on the sea cherry." Those who have not had the pleasure of seeing the codfish climb the cherry tree In search of fowl or clubbing the fruit from the heavily laden branches with chunks of coral have missed a very fine sight. The codfish when at homo rambling through the submarine forests does not wear his vest unbut toned as he does while loafing around tbe grocery stores of the Uulted States. —Bill Nye. A High Priced Fricassee. Lord Alvanley, u noted wit and high liver In England a hundred years or so ago, insisted on having an apple tart on ills dinner table every day throughout the year. On one occasion he paid a caterer SI,OOO for a luncheon put up In a basket that sufficed a small boating party going up the Thames. Being one of a dozen men dining together at a London club where each was re quired to produce his own dish, Alvan ley's, as the most expensive, won him the advantage of being entertained free of cost. This benefit was gained at an expense of $540, that being the price of a simple fricassee composed entirely of the "noix," or small pieces at each side of the back, taken from thirteen kinds of birds, among them being 100 snlpo, 40 woodcocks and 20 pheasants—ln all about 300 birds. Our Eccentrio Phrases. Why do we always talk of putting ou a coat and vest? Who puts on a coat before a vest? We also say put ting on shoes and stockings. Who puts on shoes before the stockings? We also put np signs telling people to wipe their feet when we mean their boots or shoes. And a father tells a boy he will warm his jacket when bo means to warm his pantaloons. We are a little eccentric In our phrases at times. An Odd Epitaph. The following epitaph Is to be found la a cemetery within seven miles of New York's city ball: Header, paa* on; dent waate your time Car bad biography and bluer rhyme, For what I am thia crumbling eUy ta auraa. And what I *u Is no affair of yours. IN the Game. "I an in tbe baoda of my friends," said Ibe political aldeatepper. "Tee," replied tbe harsh critic, "and every tint* your friends look over their bamU they aeeui luipatleut for a new deal." Washington Hlar. The Peeper Tree. Ctiriosa Charley- nuts urow on trees, father? Father—They do. niy son Cttrloua Charley—Then what tree does the doughnut grow ou? father— The 'pan tree," tuy eon.-Purple Cow Newer Good. rogg-Tbafe a bad cold you hare, old tuan Femlervon - Did ynu ever Ltuar of * good cold, you Idiot I— Hue ton Transcript. A fool's heart Is In bis tongue, but s wise uisa's tongue Is In bis heart Vuarltfc Latest Popular Music. MIBS May Gould, teacher of piano fort has received a full line of the lat est and most popular sheet music. All the popular airs. Popular and class ical music. Prices reasonable. 44-tf. Warning Allpersotif are hereby forbidden from trespassing upnt> the property of this Company without a permit from this office, or the Mai ager at the works' KEYBTONI: POWDER MFO. Co. Emporium. Pa.. August Ist 1003 Ready for Contracts. lam now ready to r otract for car penter work, eirli >r h / ph or day Good workmen an I reasonable price Give me a trial. Mv carpenter shop, on West Fifth street i« fitted to handle all rei'iiir work. Furniture repaired. Estimates fumi-dud. 10-tf. A H. PANTING. Plants For Sale. Cabbage and tomato plants for sale. Out of town orders given prompt at tention. Leave your order with Her bert Day, at Tannery Office. Phone No. 7. n-tf. Foley's Kidney Remedy may be given to children with admirable results. It | does away with bul wetting, and is also j recommended for use after measles and scarlet fever. For i-ale by Emporium j Drug Co. fOUR STYLE SHOW IS ON Alfred Benjamin & Go's New York Styles Correct Clothes for Men and Young Men for the Spring Season of 1910 Suits and Overcoats $lO to 22 Boys and Children's Suits from Full line of Furnishings, Hats, Caps and DOUGLAS SHOES. fiMamin Clothes) R. SEGER &CO r,i B.nj.niinaC EMPORIUM, HA. Millinery LUPLAMS WANTED At once. Men to represent us, either locally or traveling. Now is the time to start. Money in the work for the right men. Apply at once and secure territory. ALLEN NURSERY CO., Rochester, N. Y Khiva. ij pMInSSI i U A Sim, CKUTAIN Kiuir lot SITI>PBIUMST> MUTTFTBCATIOV. I | J NEVER KNOWN TO FAIL. Saf Buri;f I .Satla- H I CuaranUfuil ..r M.»n«y Itefended. Hem iirrnaid ■ I fur 91 00 |* r box. M til aeii-l tliem on trial, to he i,uid for ■ fl »heu rHte?ed. SumpW» Free. If y«ur druggl.t net ■ ■ uave them »vnd jour orders to the Sold in Emporium by L. Taggart and R C Ondson | Arc You Looking Sor a Position? ! We can offer you go.vl j Paying Employment | that you will enjoy and j I at home. Write to-day j Addrtts The Butterlck Publishing Co. ' Butterlck Building, New York, N. V. ' 1 )