OLD BIRD.
Mrs. Just wed—l want a chicken
that Iran fry, roast, stew or fix up
any way I want.
Dealer —Here's ono, lady, you can
do anything you like wiih and not
hurt it.
NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT
My little son. a boy of five, broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc
tors prescribed for him, but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try a certain medical college,
but its treatment did no good. At
the time I was induced to try Cuti
cura he was so bad that I had to cut
his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint
ment on him on bandages, as it was
impossible to touch him with the bare
hand. There was not one square inch
of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass of
sores. The bandages used to stick to
his skin and in removing them it used
to take the skin off with them, and
the screams from t£s poor child were
heartbreaking. I began to think that
he would never get well, but after the
second application of Cuticura Oint
ment 1 began to see signs of improve
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled off twenty
times, but it finally yielded to the
treatment. Now I can say that he is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than he
is to-day, twelve years or more since
the cure was effected. Robert Wattam,
1148 Forty-eighth St., Chicago, 111.,
Oct. 9, 1909."
Somewhat Disappointing.
He was a doctor and was patiently
waiting for his first patient. Thought
he: •'lf the mountain will not come
to Mohammed, Mohammed must go
to the mountain. And as patients will
not seek me out 1 must needs seek
them out." He strolled through the
cheap market and presently saw a
man buy six nice cucumbers. "Here's
a chance!" said he, and followed him
home. Patiently ho waited for four
long and lonely Vours and about mid
night the front door quickly opened,
and the man dashed down the steps.
He seized him by the arm and cried
earnestly: "Do you want a doctor?"
"No!" replied the man roughly.
"Want more cucumbers!"
Rosin Rots Things.
Rosin is good for fiddle bows, but
when it is putin a soap to give it
weight and holds it together it gets into
the clothes and rots them. It holds
the dirt there, too. Get a good, clean,
pure soap—get Easy Task soap. It's
made of cocoanut oil, borax, naphtha
and clean tallow, and it takes the
boiling and the rubbing and the all-day
labor out of washday. And it doesn't
make the bands red and sore and ugly.
A cake costs only five cents; there's no
economy in using the o!d-fathioned
kinds.
Undesirable Acquisition.
A scientist who lost his pet dog
put a little notice in tiie paper head
ed, "Warning," which charitably de
scribed the animal as having
"strayed," and added:
"It is of no value, not even to the
owner; but, having been experimented
upon for scientific purposes with
many virulent poisons, a lick irom its
tongue—and it is very affectionate—
would probably prove fatal."
The dog came back next day.
Satisfactory to Her.
"Woman," observed the epigram
matic boarder, "is a puzzle without an
answer."
'Huh!" snorted old Grumpley. "I
never saw a woman without one yet."
—Stray Stories.
Takers of the United States Census
will use Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen
because it is always ready and sure.
An empty human heart is an abyss
earth's depths cannot match. —Annie
C. Lynch.
Mrs. WlnHlow'fi Soothing Syrtip.
ForohiWlr«*n ttfthinjf. softensth«*Kums. n uiircsln.
tlaiujuaUoii,allays i»ain,cuius wind colic. 25c a i.oiut*.
Vanity is due to a leak in one's wis
don tank.
Thompson's Eye Water
The Spring
STRICTLY tailored lines are the
accepted thing for spring suits.
There Is a smartness in these
severe models which is not gained in
the dressy suits. Then, too, the more
conservative designs are safer, as a
plain tailor-made costume is always
in good style, no matter what more
striking fashions, either beauti 112 or
absurd, may be in the running ( the
same time.
The distinction of a F / tailor
made model lies in the d'ngement
of the cuffs, collar, a* cutton pla
cing, and it is a chic in. .elty in these
details that marks the first showing
of suits as entirely of this year's
vintage.
Some of the cuffs and collars are
faced with the material, but there is
more cachet to the models having a
darker touch for a finish. Nearly all
the coats are single-breasted, or very
slightly doubled, and they fasten with
one, two, or three buttons. The coats
are short, but not unbecomingly so.
The sleeves are on the straight-coat
sleeve lines, fitting into the armhole
with little or 1:0 fullness. The skirts
clear the ground well, some being
shorter than others. Two inches from
the floor is a good practical length.
There is no skirt so universally be
coming as the plaited model, and it
it to be the fashionable thing for the
spring suit. The plaits are ar
ranged in various ways, prettily
grouped, or coming below a yoke.
Moth box and side plaits will bo used.
Very fetching are the fabrics for
the delightful spring raiment, and
charming color adds its attractiveness
to the beauty of the weaves. Coarse,
open, rough finished goods, though
very light in weight, are the latest
DIRECT FROM PARIS.
Trlcone of mole-colored felt, lined
with black velvet, a knot of velvet
drawn through a steel clasp holding a
mole-gray feather.
Little Girl's Dress.
A girl of six years has a pretty pina
fore dress of white linen, having a
panel front and back, with three large
scallops, with small ones between, at
the tops and oottom. The sides are
plainted to give desired fullness and
the small sleeve caps are notched. All
notches are outlined with blue em
broidery in a dainty button bole
stitch. The button holes are worked
with blue, and the buttons are white
pearl, with blue centers. The dress
is in one piece, to be worn with sheer
guimpe.
A Novel Dryer.
The woman who goes in lor beauty
fids has naw adopted the slapping
method of drying.
After the bath instead of drying
with a Turkish towel she slaps herself
dry with light even strokes of the
palm of her band and fingers.
This is supposed to have a benefi
cent effect 011 circulation and is es
pecially recommended to those who
are subject to a dead feeling of the
■ irate.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 1910.
I fancies, and white threads are v\oven
j in, giving a lovely light silvery tone
| which it most effective.
Green, rose, biscuit, tan, gray blue,
and a grayish lavender are among the
i popular shades in the fashionable
l cheviots, homespuns and allied fabrics.
! Dark blue and medium gray will be
; worn for more practical suits and es
| pecially for long coats for motoring,
) traveling or such outdoor wear.
White serge is one of the loveliest
of all materials for the better suit,
and no modish outfit is quite com
plete without one of these smart crea
tions.
The suits and coats of the accom
panying sketch give a general idea
of the trend of fashion for the first
spring days. The loose coat of the
first sketch is an all-around useful
garment for motoring. It is of navy
serge of a loose, wide wale, with
black satin, gold buttons, black cords
and a hood faced with navy silk dot
ted in white.
The second sketch is of a light soft
blue homespun with black satin collar
and cuffs, and an odd finish above the
fastening made of matching soutache
and wee crocheted buttons. It is an
excellent model, too, for a white
' serge suit.
The long cont is of dark blue serge
i with collar, cuffs and pipings of cop
| per colored cloth. The buttons are
J black and silver. Such a coat will
I be very useful for a woman who goes
about a good deal on the cars or
train.
The remaining suit is a practical,
comfortable affair for everyday wear
in green cheviot with black satin but
tons and collar, and re vers of natural
pongee.
i COLORS THAT SUIT YOUTH
Anything Bright Is, Good, Byt Combi
nationc Are to Be Skill
fully Handled.
There is undoubtedly an age in
colors. The clear blues, reds, pinks
and yellows belong to youtlj, and
youth alone should wear them.
1 he time will soon come when the
pastel shades, the lavenders, the
shaded purples and the shadowy
greens must be our lot. Therefore,
"gather ye rosebuds while ye may"
and glory in all the fresh, beautiful
colors of youth.
It is not one color that is too
bright, too loud for a young girl; it Is
the combination of two or more colors.
If this bo remembered when replen
ishing the wardrobe, and only those
colors be chosen which will combine
with those already got, fewer mis
takes will be made, and the number
of "perlectly hideous" hats or frock 3
hung in forgotten clothes presses
would soon diminish.
It in a mistake for a young girl to
eliminate all the stronger colors from
her belongings, for she, and she alone,
can do thtni justice.
Making a Paper Hat.
In these days of fancy paper cos
tumes a girl should .' now how to make
an effective hat. Tear crepe paper
into two-Inch strips the length of the
sheet. Take three strands and plait
closely into a smooth and even braid.
Cover a wire frame with these
braids and face under part of brim
with plain crepe paper or mull to
match. Make a bunch of paper flow
ers—roses, poppies, or carnations—
and arrange thein on the hat with a
band of dull green, brown, or black
glazed paper to represent velvet.
Polka Dots.
Polka dots provide ornamentation
for a plain lawn shirt waist and en
rich the trousseau of a recent bride.
The colored dots form a line down
the front box plait and the plaits on
each side. They also run down the
top of the sleeve and cover the entire
four-Inch cuff and the attached high
collar. A plaiting of the plain white
1 material extends down one side of the
front plait, and this is edged with a
narrow line of plain color.
The Paris Shades.
In Paris the red-pink shades of vel
vet find many admirers, but purples.
! greens and blues are close rivals.
WELL KIDNEYS KEEP THE BODY
WELL.
When the kidneys do their duty, the
blood is filtered clear of uric acid and
other waste. Weak
; , 1 ter oft all the bad
matter. This is the
BWC; ( /yT cause of rheumatic
Kftfiil I Vj* pains, backache and
F i urinary disorders.
HBLavy Doan's Kidney Pills
\Js cure weal{ kidneys.
Weaver, Goorge-
HP n 119 ft " * rom a P' a^orm
I was soon over the
neys were badly dis
ordered, passages painful and often
bloody. Doan's Kidney Pills cured
this trouble completely."
Remember the name —Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. 50 cents a box.
HE KNEW.
Bings—This is a hard, hard, old
world.
Pangs—So you've been thrown out
of an automobile too, eh?
Marriage.
A game of chance in which the
chances p.re about even. The man
leads at first, but after leaving the
altar he usually follows breathlessly
in his wife's trail. The rules are very
confusing. If a masked player holds
you up some night at the end of a
long gun, it is called "robbery" and
entitles you to telephone the police;
but if your wife holds you up for a
much larger amount the next morn
ing at the end of a long hug, it is
termed "diplomacy" and counts in her
favor. In this, as in other games of
life, wives are usually allowed more
privileges than other outlaws.—Judge.
The Right Spirit.
Apropos of Valentine day a passen
ger on the Bermudian said:
"Mark Twain once told us, in a little
Valentine day speech on this boat, of
an Irish wooer who had the right val
entine spirit. Acceptance or rejection
ho could take with equal grace.
" 'Will ye be my valentine?' he said
on February 14 to the girl he loved.
" 'No,' she replied. '1 am another's.'
"He heaved a sigh and said:
" 'Shure, thin, darlin', I wish ye
was twins, so that. I could have at
laste the half of ye.' "
The Mystery of the Ages.
Youthful Student —Pa, Methuselah
was the oldest man, wasn't he?
Father—Yes, my son.
Y'outhfui Student —Then who was
the oldest woman?
Father—My son, don't ask. From
Eve down, that has been a profound
mystery to the sons of Adam.
EFFECTS OF LIQUOR REMOVED
IN K4 MINUTES.
Drunkenness is unworthy when you can
have it removed without anybody's knowl
edge. Acme simple home-treatment will
do tho work. Write E. Fortin, R 316
Dickey Bldg., Chicago, 111, for free trial.
Bringing Up.
"They're bringirg the baby up to
be a mollycoddle."
"How so?"
"They have the nurse take it out in
a go-cart, instead of giving it an auto
mobile."
Pettit's Eye Salve First Sold In 1807
100 years ago, pales increase yearly, wonder
ful remedy; cured millions weak eves. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, Ni Y.
It is easy for the man who never
wore a dress suit in his life to blame
all the discreditable things he hears
on polite society.
DON'T NEGLECT THAT COITUII
It certainly rucks your system and may run Into
ftomct lenK serious. AlUn i l.untl llalta-i will cbrck
It quickly and DcrmancnUy. For sal nut uiidruvgisu
Light to Banish Sorrow.
Sorrow dwells longest where the
sun is shut out.—Florida Times-Union.
PII.KS critKO IN fl TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMKNT i spuarnntecd to cure any case
of Itching. Blind. Medina or Protruding I'flea la
6to li daysor money refunded. 6Uo.
A man reaps what be sows—and
rips what his wife sews.
INSpH
AIJ^TTWa
Howe
yjjO-u.
Lydia E. PLnkham's Vegetable Compound? W? can
furnish positive proof that it has made many remarkable
cures after all other means had failed.
Women who are suffering with some form of fcn ?.le
illness should consider this.
As such evidence read these two unsolicited testimonial
letters. We guarantee they are genuine and honest state
ments of facts.
Crrsson, Pa.—"Five years nsro T I«a«1 a bail fall, and hurt
myself inwardly. I was under a doctor's care for nine weeks,
and when I stopped I grew worse again. I sent for a bottle of
Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vegetable Compound, took it as directed,
and now lam a stout, hearty woman." Mrs. lilla E. Aikey,
Cresson, Pa.
Baird, Wash. —"A year ago I was sick with kidney and
bladder troubles and female weakness. The doctors gave nio
up. All they could do was to just let me go as easily as possible.
I was advised by friends to take Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable
Compound and ISlood Purifier. I am completely cured of my
ills, and I am nearly sixty years old." —Mrs. Sarah Eeighton,
Baird, Wash.
Evidence like the above is abundant showing that the
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of miserable feelings and which ordinary practice does not
cure, are the very disorders that give way to Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Women who are afflicted with similar troubles, after
reading two such letters as the above, should be encouraged
to try this wonderfully helpful remedy.
* For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
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female ills. No sick woman does justice to ((// ~*ga\\\
herself who will not try this famous medicine. 7 / \ /
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has thousands of cures to its credit. 11 r I
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women fr\ In)
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Address Mru. Piukliam. Lynn, Mass.
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■JI BL IL® jfl BftH SH ■ Most effective remedj
8 If HF m Mfl H known for eczema and $
A ■ B B|pM WkJSS M «Sj yj| other skin eruptions— A
™ ™ is the best dressing
►J for burns, scalds, carbuncles, shingles, ringworm and a certain cure for
itching and inflamed piles. 50 cents a jar, all druggists or sent
direct on receipt of price. [*J
$ RESINOL CHEMICAL COMPANY, BALTIMORE, MD. $
I recommend Resinol Ointment to all of my patients and friends for Eczema and
A other skin affections. Francis A. Groves, Nurse, Boston, Mass. A
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Make the Liver
Do its Duty
Nine times in ten when the liver is right tlw
stomach and bowels are right.
CARTER S LITTLE A&tek*
LIVER PILLS
gently but firmly
fe"™ "JracACTERs
Cum
I JjIV^ER
Headache, and DUtreai after Eating.
Small Pill, Small Doie, Small Pric«
GENUINE must bear signature:
The Best 25c. Hosiery Made
We have perfected a hose made of
silky fibre yarn, with a special
heel and toe of i linen thread VH
which makes them o*. wear 3 pairs WMtfj
of ordinary hose. N«% th« heavy, Wfok
coarse kind, but tine, light weight, £fcf y -i\
with wear-resisting qualities equal 112 J
to 50c grade. If your dealer can t |,V j
supply you, send 11.50 to us and
receive, postpaid, si* pairs In au j
attractive box. Ladles' In Black Amtt>j
aud Tan only, sizes 8 to 10. Jt
Men's—Black, Tan, Navy, y(§Fjs!?tjfSl
Gray, Bergundy, Purple,
Champagne, Green Castor,
Lavender. Sizes—o to 12.
Aftats Wsntad in Etam Town. "iee.*
Rayland Hosiery Co., 115 Hanowar St.. Baltimore, Md.
MOTHER CRAY'S
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
- 112 A Certain Relief for Feverishness*
Constipation, Headache.
pUWK Htomach Troubles, Teething
1 Disorder a, and Destroy
'; . Worms. They Break up t'olda
Trade Mark, in 24 hours. A t all Druggists, 25eta,
Don I accept Sample mailed FRKK. Address,
any substitute. A. 5. OLMSTED. L% Roy. N. Ye
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I Wl I mblv I D.C.Kst. 40 jrrs. Beet reference*.
WESTERN CANADA
What 1.1. Hill, the Great Railroad Magnate*
Says About its Wheat-Producing; Powers
"Tho crentopfc need of this country
[United States) in another nera
°r tw ° tlio pro
viding of homos for its
euftfcietHTfor tffera. U Tho
B .| I daya of our prominence
a d[\ ■ ULf2i a I as a wheat ex port inn
fi 1 country are gonn. Can-
K A 1 u ' !u ' B to t>o t!o fefeut
JtVVS * yj wheat country."
P^t/| A ThisßT*»atrailron'l xnnB
VV N "» nato is taking advantage
j Jaß of the bituatif n l»y e.*-
. * 112 tensive railway bnild-
SJaWBHI Jnjr tot lie wheat. fields
of Western Canada.
/ V, \ Upward* of 125 MSllion
Bushels of Wheat
w«*r» harvest O<l In 1901). AVPTRK©
of tho throe provinces of Alberta.
Saskatchewan and Manitoba will bo
Hi \ lUtor* upwards of '4.:\ Ihihlu*lh per acre.
fyj 1 >ee homesteads of 1 tlfj acres^
l|! * bo had in the cl/oleest districts.
i|; I School* convenient, climate
/fiJil 1 1 I excellent, soil tlie very beat,
LmJ JI A Kl I railways close at. hand, hulld-
JUI j '<£ js.' : luar lumber cheap, fuel cat? to
■mm \ get and reasonable In price.
Kl <V \ij«k water easily procured; mixed
Bjl \ best place for settlement. settlers'
ITo* JLVi 1 low railway rates, descriptive 11 lus-
Y tratod **iLunt Boat West* (sent free
M vV on application*, and other informs
lW tion, to Sup't of Immigration,
. *.."3t Ottawa. Can., or to the Canadian
r 3jg|| Government Agent.
H. M. WILLIAMS
aw ® ui,d,n ° Toledo, Ohio
(Um address nearest you). <4)
Down
in the dumps
—from over-eating, drinking—
bad liver and constipation get
many a one, but there's a way out
—Cascarets relieve and cure
quickly. Take one to-night and
i feel ever so much better in the
' morning. got
Cascarets—loc bo*—week's treat
ment. All druggists. Blg-jrest seller
in the world—million boxes a montb.
W. N. U„ CLEVELAN67 NO. 14-1910/
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