OLD BIRD. Mrs. Just wed—l want a chicken that Iran fry, roast, stew or fix up any way I want. Dealer —Here's ono, lady, you can do anything you like wiih and not hurt it. NO HEALTHY SKIN LEFT My little son. a boy of five, broke out with an itching rash. Three doc tors prescribed for him, but he kept getting worse until we could not dress him any more. They finally advised me to try a certain medical college, but its treatment did no good. At the time I was induced to try Cuti cura he was so bad that I had to cut his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint ment on him on bandages, as it was impossible to touch him with the bare hand. There was not one square inch of skin on his whole body that was not affected. He was one mass of sores. The bandages used to stick to his skin and in removing them it used to take the skin off with them, and the screams from t£s poor child were heartbreaking. I began to think that he would never get well, but after the second application of Cuticura Oint ment 1 began to see signs of improve ment, and with the third and fourth applications the sores commenced to dry up. His skin peeled off twenty times, but it finally yielded to the treatment. Now I can say that he is entirely cured, and a stronger and healthier boy you never saw than he is to-day, twelve years or more since the cure was effected. Robert Wattam, 1148 Forty-eighth St., Chicago, 111., Oct. 9, 1909." Somewhat Disappointing. He was a doctor and was patiently waiting for his first patient. Thought he: •'lf the mountain will not come to Mohammed, Mohammed must go to the mountain. And as patients will not seek me out 1 must needs seek them out." He strolled through the cheap market and presently saw a man buy six nice cucumbers. "Here's a chance!" said he, and followed him home. Patiently ho waited for four long and lonely Vours and about mid night the front door quickly opened, and the man dashed down the steps. He seized him by the arm and cried earnestly: "Do you want a doctor?" "No!" replied the man roughly. "Want more cucumbers!" Rosin Rots Things. Rosin is good for fiddle bows, but when it is putin a soap to give it weight and holds it together it gets into the clothes and rots them. It holds the dirt there, too. Get a good, clean, pure soap—get Easy Task soap. It's made of cocoanut oil, borax, naphtha and clean tallow, and it takes the boiling and the rubbing and the all-day labor out of washday. And it doesn't make the bands red and sore and ugly. A cake costs only five cents; there's no economy in using the o!d-fathioned kinds. Undesirable Acquisition. A scientist who lost his pet dog put a little notice in tiie paper head ed, "Warning," which charitably de scribed the animal as having "strayed," and added: "It is of no value, not even to the owner; but, having been experimented upon for scientific purposes with many virulent poisons, a lick irom its tongue—and it is very affectionate— would probably prove fatal." The dog came back next day. Satisfactory to Her. "Woman," observed the epigram matic boarder, "is a puzzle without an answer." 'Huh!" snorted old Grumpley. "I never saw a woman without one yet." —Stray Stories. Takers of the United States Census will use Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pen because it is always ready and sure. An empty human heart is an abyss earth's depths cannot match. —Annie C. Lynch. Mrs. WlnHlow'fi Soothing Syrtip. ForohiWlr«*n ttfthinjf. softensth«*Kums. n uiircsln. tlaiujuaUoii,allays i»ain,cuius wind colic. 25c a i.oiut*. Vanity is due to a leak in one's wis don tank. Thompson's Eye Water The Spring STRICTLY tailored lines are the accepted thing for spring suits. There Is a smartness in these severe models which is not gained in the dressy suits. Then, too, the more conservative designs are safer, as a plain tailor-made costume is always in good style, no matter what more striking fashions, either beauti 112 or absurd, may be in the running ( the same time. The distinction of a F / tailor made model lies in the d'ngement of the cuffs, collar, a* cutton pla cing, and it is a chic in. .elty in these details that marks the first showing of suits as entirely of this year's vintage. Some of the cuffs and collars are faced with the material, but there is more cachet to the models having a darker touch for a finish. Nearly all the coats are single-breasted, or very slightly doubled, and they fasten with one, two, or three buttons. The coats are short, but not unbecomingly so. The sleeves are on the straight-coat sleeve lines, fitting into the armhole with little or 1:0 fullness. The skirts clear the ground well, some being shorter than others. Two inches from the floor is a good practical length. There is no skirt so universally be coming as the plaited model, and it it to be the fashionable thing for the spring suit. The plaits are ar ranged in various ways, prettily grouped, or coming below a yoke. Moth box and side plaits will bo used. Very fetching are the fabrics for the delightful spring raiment, and charming color adds its attractiveness to the beauty of the weaves. Coarse, open, rough finished goods, though very light in weight, are the latest DIRECT FROM PARIS. Trlcone of mole-colored felt, lined with black velvet, a knot of velvet drawn through a steel clasp holding a mole-gray feather. Little Girl's Dress. A girl of six years has a pretty pina fore dress of white linen, having a panel front and back, with three large scallops, with small ones between, at the tops and oottom. The sides are plainted to give desired fullness and the small sleeve caps are notched. All notches are outlined with blue em broidery in a dainty button bole stitch. The button holes are worked with blue, and the buttons are white pearl, with blue centers. The dress is in one piece, to be worn with sheer guimpe. A Novel Dryer. The woman who goes in lor beauty fids has naw adopted the slapping method of drying. After the bath instead of drying with a Turkish towel she slaps herself dry with light even strokes of the palm of her band and fingers. This is supposed to have a benefi cent effect 011 circulation and is es pecially recommended to those who are subject to a dead feeling of the ■ irate. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 1910. I fancies, and white threads are v\oven j in, giving a lovely light silvery tone | which it most effective. Green, rose, biscuit, tan, gray blue, and a grayish lavender are among the i popular shades in the fashionable l cheviots, homespuns and allied fabrics. ! Dark blue and medium gray will be ; worn for more practical suits and es | pecially for long coats for motoring, ) traveling or such outdoor wear. White serge is one of the loveliest of all materials for the better suit, and no modish outfit is quite com plete without one of these smart crea tions. The suits and coats of the accom panying sketch give a general idea of the trend of fashion for the first spring days. The loose coat of the first sketch is an all-around useful garment for motoring. It is of navy serge of a loose, wide wale, with black satin, gold buttons, black cords and a hood faced with navy silk dot ted in white. The second sketch is of a light soft blue homespun with black satin collar and cuffs, and an odd finish above the fastening made of matching soutache and wee crocheted buttons. It is an excellent model, too, for a white ' serge suit. The long cont is of dark blue serge i with collar, cuffs and pipings of cop | per colored cloth. The buttons are J black and silver. Such a coat will I be very useful for a woman who goes about a good deal on the cars or train. The remaining suit is a practical, comfortable affair for everyday wear in green cheviot with black satin but tons and collar, and re vers of natural pongee. i COLORS THAT SUIT YOUTH Anything Bright Is, Good, Byt Combi nationc Are to Be Skill fully Handled. There is undoubtedly an age in colors. The clear blues, reds, pinks and yellows belong to youtlj, and youth alone should wear them. 1 he time will soon come when the pastel shades, the lavenders, the shaded purples and the shadowy greens must be our lot. Therefore, "gather ye rosebuds while ye may" and glory in all the fresh, beautiful colors of youth. It is not one color that is too bright, too loud for a young girl; it Is the combination of two or more colors. If this bo remembered when replen ishing the wardrobe, and only those colors be chosen which will combine with those already got, fewer mis takes will be made, and the number of "perlectly hideous" hats or frock 3 hung in forgotten clothes presses would soon diminish. It in a mistake for a young girl to eliminate all the stronger colors from her belongings, for she, and she alone, can do thtni justice. Making a Paper Hat. In these days of fancy paper cos tumes a girl should .' now how to make an effective hat. Tear crepe paper into two-Inch strips the length of the sheet. Take three strands and plait closely into a smooth and even braid. Cover a wire frame with these braids and face under part of brim with plain crepe paper or mull to match. Make a bunch of paper flow ers—roses, poppies, or carnations— and arrange thein on the hat with a band of dull green, brown, or black glazed paper to represent velvet. Polka Dots. Polka dots provide ornamentation for a plain lawn shirt waist and en rich the trousseau of a recent bride. The colored dots form a line down the front box plait and the plaits on each side. They also run down the top of the sleeve and cover the entire four-Inch cuff and the attached high collar. A plaiting of the plain white 1 material extends down one side of the front plait, and this is edged with a narrow line of plain color. The Paris Shades. In Paris the red-pink shades of vel vet find many admirers, but purples. ! greens and blues are close rivals. WELL KIDNEYS KEEP THE BODY WELL. When the kidneys do their duty, the blood is filtered clear of uric acid and other waste. Weak ; , 1 ter oft all the bad matter. This is the BWC; ( /yT cause of rheumatic Kftfiil I Vj* pains, backache and F i urinary disorders. HBLavy Doan's Kidney Pills \Js cure weal{ kidneys. Weaver, Goorge- HP n 119 ft " * rom a P' a^orm I was soon over the neys were badly dis ordered, passages painful and often bloody. Doan's Kidney Pills cured this trouble completely." Remember the name —Doan's. Sold by all dealers. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. 50 cents a box. HE KNEW. Bings—This is a hard, hard, old world. Pangs—So you've been thrown out of an automobile too, eh? Marriage. A game of chance in which the chances p.re about even. The man leads at first, but after leaving the altar he usually follows breathlessly in his wife's trail. The rules are very confusing. If a masked player holds you up some night at the end of a long gun, it is called "robbery" and entitles you to telephone the police; but if your wife holds you up for a much larger amount the next morn ing at the end of a long hug, it is termed "diplomacy" and counts in her favor. In this, as in other games of life, wives are usually allowed more privileges than other outlaws.—Judge. The Right Spirit. Apropos of Valentine day a passen ger on the Bermudian said: "Mark Twain once told us, in a little Valentine day speech on this boat, of an Irish wooer who had the right val entine spirit. Acceptance or rejection ho could take with equal grace. " 'Will ye be my valentine?' he said on February 14 to the girl he loved. " 'No,' she replied. '1 am another's.' "He heaved a sigh and said: " 'Shure, thin, darlin', I wish ye was twins, so that. I could have at laste the half of ye.' " The Mystery of the Ages. Youthful Student —Pa, Methuselah was the oldest man, wasn't he? Father—Yes, my son. 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